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Happy birthday, Kishi!

I am so wishing that I had some embarassing-ly dorky photos of you in a Little League uniform, so that I could post those.  But sadly, I do not.   (Well, I do, somewhere, but I'm not motivated enough to go search for them. Consider it good luck.)  So in lieu of embarrasing you with photos, I will embarrass you by posting a "happy birthday"  fanpost.   I'm kinda glad the Diamondbacks are not playing today, because you won't have your birthday spoiled by a loss.  BTW, you are not getting a pony for your birthday.  Sorry.