I am so wishing that I had some embarassing-ly dorky photos of you in a Little League uniform, so that I could post those. But sadly, I do not. (Well, I do, somewhere, but I'm not motivated enough to go search for them. Consider it good luck.) So in lieu of embarrasing you with photos, I will embarrass you by posting a "happy birthday" fanpost. I'm kinda glad the Diamondbacks are not playing today, because you won't have your birthday spoiled by a loss. BTW, you are not getting a pony for your birthday. Sorry.