A few GRIPES.....
#1 Can we get a couple of our outfielders to use two hands when catching a popup ? I hate seeing them go after a high pop with only their glove. Cmon now. Have that 2nd hand ready just in case.
#2 Can we get Justin Upton to wear his cap straight instead of off to one side like he is in a Music Video ? Youre a Major Leauge Baseball player Justin. Wear your cap like one.
#3 Whether it was Melvin and company or these new coaches can SOMEONE PLEASE TAKE A TRIP TO THE MOUND every once in a while to calm down our relief pitchers when they start making mistakes ??? PLEASE! I find myself yelling at the TV for the pitching coach to come out and calm down our pitcher. It's ok, you can take a walk out there every once in a while.
#4 While at the games must we be bombarded with promos by ditzy blondes who know nothing about baseball and really do a terrible job at getting the fans into the game and excited ? Yes they are attractive and they most likely want to have my babies but cmon, they are awful @ getting us into the game or into their promo. I feel like I'm watching a Junior High School spirit club or whatever they are called.
Holla if you hear me.
And please add on.
GO DBACKS!
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I agree 100% with #1-3. I only differ with you on #4 because the ballpark needs to have something to keep the fans spirit up, especially when we’re not doing so hot. Now that doesn’t mean that I advocate the use of the ditzy blondes, but one way or another they’re gonna use something. At least they’re attractive to look at when they’re not giving me a headache.
Yeah they are attractive in looks but unattractive with the way they conduct themselves. Yeah, so you hold up a shirt and wave it around yeah that ttly gets me into the game and ttly makes me wanna jump over other fans and get to the nearest team shop to drop down $20 (thats 5 beers) on a shirt.
If I see one more Eric Byrnes 'flip throw' I will shoot myself a whole bunch of times.
Whoa.... $4 beers?
Where do I find these $4 beers??
Jim Zorn, 55. Sean Miller, 40. AJ Hinch, 34. Notice a pattern here?
At some of the concession stands
Part of their whole value push. They’re 12 or 14 ounces, I think.
"A Dodgers game without Manny would be like an owl without a graduation cap- heartbreaking."
And...
Are not anything you would actually want to drink. To me, I’m afraid, they remain purely hypothetical.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on May 13, 2009 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah...
I don’t consider Miller Lite to be “beer”. Maybe that’s where the confusion lies.
Jim Zorn, 55. Sean Miller, 40. AJ Hinch, 34. Notice a pattern here?
Welcome to the Snakepit,
to both of you, edbigghead and ColonelKlank!
I think I agree the most with #4. Seems like a bit of an embarrassment in front of visiting fans. I’ve yelled about #3 from time to time, as well, but it’s probably less important now with Bryan Price gone and a brand new pitching coach in the dugout. Mel doesn’t necessarily know these guys as well as Bryan did.
I’m gonna go ahead and make a prediction that Diamondhacks will be here, vehemently agreeing with #4 as well….
Jim Zorn, 55. Sean Miller, 40. AJ Hinch, 34. Notice a pattern here?
If we want
our players to play the game the “right way” and catch the ball with two hands, we should also insist that they use turn of the century gloves – a.k.a the gloves in use the last time when using two hands significantly increased the chances of catching a baseball.
With larger gloves, pockets and better stitching the balance gains of catching one-handed are just as, if not larger than the added ball security of two hands.
Welcome
On a scale of 1-10…
1) Six. It doesn’t bother me too much when someone who is a solid, reliable flelder does it – they’ve earned the right – but having seen Upton, say, make too many errors, it just makes me nervous.
2) Three. Slightly irritating, but as long as he keeps hitting like he has, he can wear his hat however he likes!
3) Four. I’m not sure a chat from Hinch/Stot would make much difference in most cases: for young pitchers like Vasquez or Gutierrez, I can see the point, but what are you going to tell Scott Schoeneweis, who made his debut only the season after Hinch made his?
4) Seven. Vanessa and Mike, I can somewhat tolerate, but do we really need 15 Vanessa clones to demonstrate the ‘product of the homestand’?
You missed 5+6, which each easily rate as an 11.
5) The wave. Amusing though it was to see it breaking out during an inning by Rauch against the Reds as he loaded the bases – then I took it as a sardonic comment on his performance. Otherwise, though, indefensible, especially when the game is still close. What, is baseball not exciting enough for you, that you need to wave your arms in the air and go “Woooo!”
6) Baxter. ’Nuff said.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Vanessa is a babe
the other 15 are not certified clones. I will appreciatively ogle all of them, of course, but none are hotter than Vanessa.
The wave
is only okay if you’re up by 8+ runs and it’s the 4th inning or later. At least it’s not the “Univision Wave” anymore. That was totally facepalm.
Somebody needs to kill and stuff Baxter.
Jim Zorn, 55. Sean Miller, 40. AJ Hinch, 34. Notice a pattern here?
I've watched
almost every major league game that Upton has played; I’ve never noticed that he wears his hat crooked. I would consider this a “get over yourself” issue.
Justin Upton may be a major leaguer, but he’s also Justin Upton. He should wear his hat the way Justin Upton likes to wear his hat. If some people take offense that their wholesome game of baseball has been invaded by people that look like they’re from “Music Videos” then all the better. hmmm… I wonder what kind of music you could be talking about.
CY does that, I think.
Not really so much Upton.
Jim Zorn, 55. Sean Miller, 40. AJ Hinch, 34. Notice a pattern here?
Personally
I’d be just as irritated if they wore cowboy hats at an off-center angle. :-)
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on May 13, 2009 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed,
but I did also detect a slight racial undercurrent there, just like dahlian did.
Jim Zorn, 55. Sean Miller, 40. AJ Hinch, 34. Notice a pattern here?
Wow, sensitive much?
Genuinely jaw-dropped. I don’t like the films of Tyler Perry either, so I guess I must be a Kard-Karrying Klan member. :-)
One possible reason for the cap angle is if the sun is over to one side. It would then make sense to adjust the angle so it serves its intended purpose, of protecting your eyes from the sun. Though with the roof closed at Chase…less so. I’m sure wearing your cap at a jaunty angle is very natty in the nightclub, but on the baseball field, it makes you look like you were dressed by a willful four-year old. Might as well go out there with your zipper undone too -which would give a new meaning to “catching fly balls” I suppose…
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on May 14, 2009 1:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Me either
I did not get a racial angle on that at all.
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on May 14, 2009 1:41 PM EDT up reply actions
same here
"They don't like humanoids in general and homo sapiens in particular. That puts their intelligence in no doubt."
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 14, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions
What??
I said I detected a “slight racial undercurrent” in regards to the “music video” crack. I wouldn’t even have mentioned it except that dahlian brought it up. I’m not even saying it was intentional, just that I agree that it was there, in my opinion.
You know full well that I’m not the kind to go around everywhere accusing people of racism. I voted for McCain, for God’s sake.
Jim Zorn, 55. Sean Miller, 40. AJ Hinch, 34. Notice a pattern here?
Oh?
Did you vote for a white man because you’re a racist?
(I’m kidding, of course. Phil doesn’t judge people by skin color- from his height, he judges people by the front of their shirt.)
I didn’t see it as a racial comment because, based on my last visit to the mall, I’d say that stupid fashion trends know no limitations by color or creed….
"A Dodgers game without Manny would be like an owl without a graduation cap- heartbreaking."
Course not.
But if I were the kind to see racism everywhere, I probably would have voted for Obama.
Jim Zorn, 55. Sean Miller, 40. AJ Hinch, 34. Notice a pattern here?
No limitations by color or creed?
Then that explains why my brother dresses like an idiot.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 14, 2009 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Wow, how quickly the race card has been pulled. That is not the issue fellas, trust me. For me it’s about professionalism.
My issue with using two hands is the same thing. Have that 2nd hand ready for when you bobble the ball. Even veterans do that. Also have that 2nd hand up and ready to throw a man out. You give the runner at least 3 extra steps when you have to raise that 2nd hand and grab the ball from your glove. Anyone remember Byrnes smacking himself in his face with his glove after catching a line drive using only his glove and not having his 2nd hand up there ? It’s basic fundementals. Something these guys obviously lack.
Last night Upton jogged over to the corner to scoop out a ground ball and then didnt even put his glove in front of it and as you all saw, the reds got a triple off of what should of only been a double. Fundementals. These guys look lazy.
If I see one more Eric Byrnes 'flip throw' I will shoot myself a whole bunch of times.
I love
your signature, by the way.
Jim Zorn, 55. Sean Miller, 40. AJ Hinch, 34. Notice a pattern here?
Thanks Broyota Corolla.
If I see one more Eric Byrnes 'flip throw' I will shoot myself a whole bunch of times.
You sound
a lot like my brother with these.
Jim Zorn, 55. Sean Miller, 40. AJ Hinch, 34. Notice a pattern here?
I think
I agree with what you’re saying about fundamentals. Whether dahlian’s right about having bigger gloves nowadays or not, our guys are waaaay too lackadaisical in the field. It’s embarrassing.
Jim Zorn, 55. Sean Miller, 40. AJ Hinch, 34. Notice a pattern here?
Even “Xtra Fertile” Manny Ramirez uses two hands and basic fielding fundementals.
If I see one more Eric Byrnes 'flip throw' I will shoot myself a whole bunch of times.
Hrm.
Maybe it isn’t such a good idea, then?
Jim Zorn, 55. Sean Miller, 40. AJ Hinch, 34. Notice a pattern here?
I have a gripe about him too. Why is it ok for him to remove his helmet when he is running the bases ?
If I see one more Eric Byrnes 'flip throw' I will shoot myself a whole bunch of times.
It's necessary
With the seven pounds of pinetar on his helmet, plus the fourteen pounds of dreadlocks, it all adds up to a lot of weight on his head that could cause some bad whiplash when he’s running.
"A Dodgers game without Manny would be like an owl without a graduation cap- heartbreaking."
yes,
whiplash is a bad thing
"They don't like humanoids in general and homo sapiens in particular. That puts their intelligence in no doubt."
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 14, 2009 2:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh....
MANNY! TAKE A SHOWER, DAMMIT!!
Jim Zorn, 55. Sean Miller, 40. AJ Hinch, 34. Notice a pattern here?
Yeah but it’s also against the rules to intentionally remove your helmet while running the bases yet he gets away with it. Maybe that will change when he gets beaned in the skull when the opposing team tries to throw him out @ 2nd, 3rd or home.
If I see one more Eric Byrnes 'flip throw' I will shoot myself a whole bunch of times.

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