OVERTHROW THREAD
by DbacksSkins on May 1, 2009 10:28 PM EDT
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REMAIN CALM
DO NOT WORRY
YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SNAKEPOT WILL RESUME SHORTLY
You wanna cash out, and get the hell outta town. Don't be a baby, remember what you told me.
YES
TAKE MORE IT WILL HELP YOU TO REMAIN CALM
SOON IT WILL BE OVER
You wanna cash out, and get the hell outta town. Don't be a baby, remember what you told me.
A DREAM
YES IT WAS ONLY
A DREAM
You wanna cash out, and get the hell outta town. Don't be a baby, remember what you told me.
DREAM
MY TINY ROBOT FRIEND
DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP
You wanna cash out, and get the hell outta town. Don't be a baby, remember what you told me.
This post is a lie
That title was the truth.
"is it wrong that 'zombies' is the first place my brain goes when someone dies? Is it 'wrong' or is it simply 'safety-minded'?"
Hey!
It’s the weekend, no fair making me all think-y. BOO KiSHI. BOO!
"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."
Well
I guess that’s why you haven’t married me, too.
"is it wrong that 'zombies' is the first place my brain goes when someone dies? Is it 'wrong' or is it simply 'safety-minded'?"
That and
I like mrskishi. And I refuse to be married to the entire board. I mean. Sure you are all awesome but i only have so many days in a year and soco is exhausting enough never even mind if ’Skins is added enough. It will be like I have two 5 years living with me. (The constant robot voices alone will end up with me needing xanax after day three. )
"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."
That's understandable
Though at least with me you’d be able to split time with mrskishi, so it’s less of a marriage, more of a time-share, I guess.
"is it wrong that 'zombies' is the first place my brain goes when someone dies? Is it 'wrong' or is it simply 'safety-minded'?"
Oooo
Good point.
We could have tradesies? Does she want a part time vaguely neurotic but adorable husband with a wicked book discount?
"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."
I have
a book discount? Oh wait…
"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"
Book discount, eh?
You make a persuasive argument.
"is it wrong that 'zombies' is the first place my brain goes when someone dies? Is it 'wrong' or is it simply 'safety-minded'?"
Fatburger
shortening up his swing with 2 strikes…. I thought Upton was our only hitter allowed to do that?
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Mark Reynolds swings for contact!
Mark Reynolds swings for contact!
Mark Reynolds swings for contact!
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
COMMAND
NOT RECOGNIZED
You wanna cash out, and get the hell outta town. Don't be a baby, remember what you told me.
Just got home
after the score, Reynolds’ hit was the first thing I saw. Very nice!
More please.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Garland's 6th inning
sounded good on the radio.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Eh,
it was average. One of our starters didn’t give up any runs. That usually happens.
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When life gives you lempuns
make lempunade?
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Oi
I’m not so good at this.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
I was totally confused by that comment.
So, here’s a picture of a cat general:
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Cats doing people things
Is not funny. It’s awkward. Why couldn’t people just be ok with cats doing cat things and having hilarious captions underneath? That was comedy gold.
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Upton lucky base hit
ties the game
THE OVERTHROW WORKS!!!
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VIVE LES ROBOTS
You wanna cash out, and get the hell outta town. Don't be a baby, remember what you told me.
Although...
Admittedly it ruined the fun… Because it didn’t come up on GameCast yet… I’m gonna go cut myself now.
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions
NO
TONY CLARK IS NOT ALLOWED TO PINCH K. THERE ARE ALREADY 2 Ks.
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Um... BoMel?
Candiotti’s right, you wanna get a big hit here…
SO WHY THE HELL DO YOU PUT IN TC??
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"in part"?
You really think Vee Quiva Freaking Casino had anything to do with it??
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Well to be honest
My stomach is tense enough I feel like I HAVE the Vee Quiva.
(Okay, most likely only soco is going to get that.)
"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."
WIFE ROBOT
REPORT TO MAINTENANCE BAY IMMEDIATELY
You wanna cash out, and get the hell outta town. Don't be a baby, remember what you told me.
HUSBAND ROBOT
I am on the couch and I am comfy, unless there is something really wrong you do not want me to get up and be annoyed.
"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."
Just because you think you're a robot
doesn’t make you a robot.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 1, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Y'know
I think I preferred it when you were bickering with ’Hacks. :-)
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on May 1, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
+1
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on May 1, 2009 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
now wait a second.
You wanna cash out, and get the hell outta town. Don't be a baby, remember what you told me.
Where's John Connor
When you need him? Or even a peeved Christian Bale?
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on May 1, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions
But
John Connor was killed by a Terminator…. remember? In T3?
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YESTERDAY()
You wanna cash out, and get the hell outta town. Don't be a baby, remember what you told me.
I'm so lost.
Amidst all of the awkwardness. It’s too much.
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I pity you.
But if you’re happy, good for you.
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
?!!???!?
Just to reinforce my own bias, I’m gonna say all this goodness came because of Reynold’s beautiful situational hitting.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Everything Reynolds does
is beautiful….
Except the K’s.
Usually.
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Wow....
talk about lucky…. that’s now the 2nd inches fair ball yet.
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Nice to see the pinch hit...
And nice to know we’re ready to completely sacrifice two innings of center field defense.
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2009 10:39 PM EDT reply actions
Yeah, he eventually graduated from SDSU.
But I know he played bball at UA.
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And....
on the replay, it WAS a foul ball.
Still, it’s nice to finally have some stuff go our way.
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FAIR BALL
because the awesomeness umpires said it was so.
by emilylovesthedbacks on May 1, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
Wow.
I need to stop being sarcastic before good things happen.
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions
Jk.
That’s completely understandable… plus, I usually do that.
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WTF??
Smart defensive play by the Brewers to catch Snyder between the bases, knowing TC was gonna score.
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Now the big question...
Who pitches? Pena still?
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2009 10:42 PM EDT reply actions
Is it just me,
or does watching televised poker sound REALLY BORING?
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It was fun for a while
Then they completely bastardized it and made it a publicity stunt. Was actually a shame.
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions
I think
it’s a acquired taste.
Watching reruns of last year’s WSOP? Even more so.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Eh.....
I feel like I need Daniel Craig to be involved before I can be interested in poker.
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Is it gay if I say that his eyes captivate me?
Because they do. And I’m hetero. I swear.
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
You know, the statement isn't gay
But I always think the need to say “I’m not gay.” or “In a totally hetero way” kind of … I don’t know. Negates itself.
"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."
Yeah good point I guess...
Because I am hetero… And wouldn’t go gay for Daniel Craig. He’s just someone I can appreciate.
Matt Damon on the other hand…. Mmmmmmm ;-)
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
Dude
know how I know you’re gay?
You liked the movie Maid In Manhattan.
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That doesn't mean he's gay
It just means he has no taste.
"is it wrong that 'zombies' is the first place my brain goes when someone dies? Is it 'wrong' or is it simply 'safety-minded'?"
Dude
know how I know you’re gay?
I saw you make a spinach dip in a loaf of sourdough bread once.
"Besides, this is freaking 2009.... WHERE THE HELL IS MY DAMNED FLYING CAR??"
You know how I know you're gay?
You are attracted to a member of your won gender thus making you homosexual.
"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."
Worst thing about Casino Royale
Was all the frickin’ poker in the second half. The first was rather good, but people playing cards is not why I watch Bond movies.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on May 1, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions
On the other hand
Vespar was in pretty much all the poker scenes.
You wanna cash out, and get the hell outta town. Don't be a baby, remember what you told me.
I thought
it was a sign of how well done that movie was that I’m never bored during all the freaking poker scenes.
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I fixed it for you
or does watching televised poker sound REALLY BORING?
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on May 1, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Nonsense
I just wish I made money when I played. But it’s enjoyable.
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Actually, yeah,
because I usually lose. :-(
Just another reason why I don’t gamble.
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Wow
It’s better to be lucky than good.
I think that will be the title for tonight’s recap, if we can just hang on…
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
TINY ROBOT
YOUR SPEECH GENERATOR IS MALFUNCTIONING
REPORT TO MAINTENANCE BAY IMMEDIATELY
You wanna cash out, and get the hell outta town. Don't be a baby, remember what you told me.
Errr....
DID NOT SAY THAT. SAID WE R OVERFLOWING WITH OIL
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That
Was a truly terrible cover-up.
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd go with
“Mark Reynolds swings for contact!”
If it’s not in large print (or at least pixels), people might not believe it’s true.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Okay.
Using TC to pinch hit?
Right result, wrong decision.
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Yeah, I'll take the result,
but the only reason it worked was cuz the umpire ****ed up.
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Yup
Traded him for Petit. And we clearly got the better end of that deal. Which says more about how crappy Jorge Julio is than how good Petit is…
by Dan Strittmatter on May 1, 2009 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Here's
hopping.
You wanna cash out, and get the hell outta town. Don't be a baby, remember what you told me.
Okay, yeah....
Prince Fielder really is NOT…. a fielder.
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KEEP
THE REVOLUTION ALIVE MY FRIENDS
FOR I HAVE A DATE
NOT KILLING HUMANS
You wanna cash out, and get the hell outta town. Don't be a baby, remember what you told me.
You have a DATE?
Is she cute? Is she funny?
I should tag along, protect you if she is nuts.
Bye board!
"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."
Okay, Jenny?
I know you’re obsessed with Craig, but….
Yeah…. 3-4 tonight. Lame.
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First sign of Chris Young pushback
Still catching up with the game on DVR, but my jaw is on the floor at the first sign in three years of the team losing some patience with CY.
Doubly astounding that Tony Clark did some goodness.
What does everyone think about this?
Right, but it will look like a double in the box score.
The myth of Tony Clark bought itself another 2 weeks.
Even better,
I had this LolDominos on hand when we started this thread, just in case the 2 out rally failed:
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The overthrow
seems to have been a success.
On a different note, I was happy to see Counsell get a couple hits.
I don't miss him
when he goes 3-4 against us. Granted, he’s not quite as much of a sourpuss as Randy Johnson, but…. eh….
It’s a little easier when we win, though.
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Elsewhere
Randy Johnson one-hitting the Rockies in the fifth.
So it’s not just us…
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
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