First Homo Leagues Player Shatters MLB Sexuality Barrier | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

A few days after Jackie Robinson day, this is great news.

almost 3 years ago DbacksSkins 5 comments 0 recs |

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"New York Gay Yankees" and "Boston Pink Sox"

made me LOL.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 23, 2009 8:08 PM EDT reply actions

I'm sure you'll see a quote from Big Papi

“Hey man, the socks just fell in with our other white, gay stuff we were washing”

"Score some damn runs, or the baby pandas die"

by sergey606 on Apr 24, 2009 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions

That was funny

but the Mr. Pretty Boy Farmer Still Has All His Fingers just killed me.

What? neh-are you se-no! No! I hh I I don't even't know what you're sayinhow whatdoyou whatdoyou talking about you want me to go away? I I I I can't no! I can't I can't just leave I - ...you can't leave me!

by soco on Apr 23, 2009 8:58 PM EDT reply actions

Oh sweet lord

I just snorted diet coke. I wish I could send this to Uncle Kent, if he… you know. Knew how to work one of those new fangled computers. But seriously! BWAHAHA.

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 24, 2009 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions

Not

one of The Onion’s better efforts. Selig’s quote was cute, but this reminded me of those early SNL skits where Belushi or Chevy would say “cocaine” or “powder” and the audience would laugh more to signal hipness than because it was funny or clever.

Gay this! Gay that!

(tee hee hee)

If the FO is the focus of anything, something is seriously wrong with the picture ! - unnamedDBacksfan 2/20/09

by Diamondhacks on Apr 23, 2009 9:18 PM EDT reply actions