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Gameday Thread, #14: 4/21 vs. Rockies

Colorado Rockies at Arizona Diamondbacks, Apr 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT


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Franklin Morales
LHP, 1-0, 1.50

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Yusmeiro Petit
RHP, 0-1, 7.71

After last night's markedly improved performance from the D-backs - scoring twice as many runs in one inning, as we did over the entire last series - we try to do something tonight we haven't managed all year to date. Win consecutive games. Yep, thus far we have had five consecutive "streaks" of one win, and if we're to break that this evening, we need to do something else we've been incapable of thus far - beat a left-handed starter. Morales has already defeated Arizona once this season, allowing one run in six solid innings on April 8. He was sent to the minors immediately afterwards, but the Rockies - understandably - have called him back up for another whack at us. Ironically, he pitched against our Triple-A affiliate in Reno during his stay in the minors, and we did win, though had to do so against the bullpen.

We send up Yusmeiro Petit to make his second start of the season - last time, he was somewhat unfortunate yo allow three runs in five innings. Petit was the victim of an inexplicable scoring decision when a ball went through Reynolds' legs, yet was not scored an error. His last start was skipped, but he came back on short rest after Jon Garland got slapped about, though didn't fair much better than the starter. The usual guidelines apply for Petit's start: try and avoid giving up too many homers. Or, at least, try and avoid giving up too many homers with men on base.

We will continue with the ongoing theme of threatening violence to adorable, small animals, in the name of encouraging the Diamondbacks' offense. No specific run number is involved in tonight's illustration - just a general threat. We appreciate your attention in this matter. And so do the kittens.

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We finally caved and got a new SnakePitMobile today, the old one having arrived at the ballpark last night literally fountaining coolant out of the engine. Never a good sign... And with today the first 100-degree day [welcome to Arizona, 'charmer!], the odds of overheating only get worse... So Mrs. SnakePit has spent most of the morning filing paperwork at the dealer, and we should be heading to The Sets tonight in a shiny Kia. With it being IZW, I'll thus be Gameday Threaded rather than viewing on TV, so nice, descriptive play-by-plays will be welcome. Especially for any pop-ups. :-)

Brandon Webb threw a bullpen session before batting practice today, and according to manager Bob Melvin, looked good doing so. He threw pitches, fastballs and change-ups - the plan is to throw another bullpen on Friday, and see how Webb feels at that point. Montero gets his first back-to-back starts since early September, as a reward for his "nice game"last night. Drew gets another day off though, as yesterday, is available to pinch-hit.  Melvin said our shortstop "probably could play" but they'll hold him back one more game - Drew said he expects to be in the lineup tomorrow.

And a quick thank-you to Steve Gilbert, who popped in to the SnakePit, in order to clarify his comments on the Dan Haren 'emotion' issue. That post has just fallen off the front-page, so figured it deserved a re-link.

Lineup

  1. Lopez 2B
  2. Ojeda SS
  3. Jackson 1B
  4. Reynolds 3B
  5. Young CF
  6. Byrnes LF
  7. Upton RF
  8. Montero C
  9. Petit P

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Sweet Lord!

How many kittens do you plan to kill! This is madness!

This Space For Rent

by Gravity on Apr 21, 2009 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

This is SPARTA!

Or… you know. Snakepit.

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

As many as necessary

It is beyond my control…

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

Did everyone hear that our favorite utility player is now with the Padres?

You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

by Snake Bitten on Apr 21, 2009 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

It Came Up The Other Night

Still amuses me, as long as he doesn’t pull a Quentin on us.

This Space For Rent

by Gravity on Apr 21, 2009 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time for

Gracie to give them the business tonight. I predict 2 dropped balls

by dbacksbj on Apr 21, 2009 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

No, Snyder's not in the lineup

Oh, hang on… :-)

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're not

even supposed to TALK about that…

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

You think

Petit can give us 5 or 6 innings of 2 run ball or less tonight? I think he goes 5 innings tonight.

by dbacksbj on Apr 21, 2009 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

I have faith of the heart

Nick Adenhart R.I.P.

by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

First night on a new computer

we’ll give this baby a true test run

Go DBacks!

by JustAJ on Apr 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Here to represent the socos

As soco is currently being all responsible and doing homework. PSCHA.

Nice to see shirtless men on the screen?

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

My favorite?

The one extra guy who had to have the smiley face because they were out of letters.

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea

I loved that he was behind them kind of awkwardly waving while they all cheered on. Like he wanted to be there but they were all like, “We’re out of letters.”

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

They missed the obvious solution

He should have been the hyphen in D-backs.

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Base hit!

Go Flip!

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo hoo

Flipper loves him some kittens.

Nick Adenhart R.I.P.

by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Russ Ortiz

“mowing down” the Dodgers, 4-3 in the fourth.

Houston threatening

If the FO is the focus of anything, something is seriously wrong with the picture ! - unnamedDBacksfan 2/20/09

by Diamondhacks on Apr 21, 2009 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Scary

I find myself keen for him to do well. A combination of him facing LA, and no longer being paid by us.

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bang!

There goes the first one…..

You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

by Snake Bitten on Apr 21, 2009 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Save the kittens!

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

One

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that’s just sad.

by Azreous on Apr 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aaaaah!

It’s one big eye is looking at me!

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is genuinely the most

distrubing thing I have ever seen. And I have see one eyed baby cattle and goats more than once in person.

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Turanga Leela would be proud

"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
Aut Vincam Aut Periam

by PioneerSkies on Apr 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did.. I just see Reynolds kissing his bat?

Cause if so, OMG my love for him grew three sizes.

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

ba-da-bing!

If the FO is the focus of anything, something is seriously wrong with the picture ! - unnamedDBacksfan 2/20/09

by Diamondhacks on Apr 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh dear lord!

My perverted thought-meter is broken.

But I think you will have to fight Skins for that right. ;)

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa....

turnING me gay. TurnING. Hasn’t happened YET.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, not for lack of trying? ;)

Besides, don’t worry Phil. We are accepting, we don’t judge. This is a safe place, a happy place. Be yourself. ;)

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are accepting, we don’t judge.

We do, however, reserve the right to laugh and point.

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well duh

That’s just expected. ;)

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

weren't you the one

encouraging me to give in?

"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
Aut Vincam Aut Periam

by PioneerSkies on Apr 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

To quote 'Skins from last night

“It isn’t even platonic anymore.”

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that's true.

I did say that last night.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 22, 2009 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

But only after

it grows three sizes…

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Side note

I’m loving his facial hair this year. Scruffy works for him.

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

See I am disliking all the mountain men beards.

Though Drew had one in hte off season that was only okay with me because it looked SO ABSURD on him I found it amusing. He seriously looked like he was a 15 year old who glued on facial hair to so he could buy beer.

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

0_0

Oh. My. ::blush::

I am innocent and have no idea what you are talking about.

;)

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

His I like

Cause it doesn’t look so grown in. Or maybe just because it’s blond. Either way, working for me. It’s Dan Haren that’s go the marker cornered on mountain man beard. By the All Star break, it’s like "Dear god, Dan Haren. You know I love you but shave the neckbeard.

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yea, I am little biased

I don’t like beards pretty much as a rule. They make me think of my dads family who all never learned proper beard grooming procedure. Yech.

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Usually, I'm not into facial hair

But I make an exception for Haren (and Reynolds now for some reason) because the hair on his head is so pretty.

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like long dark hair

My mom was manning my camera at Fanfest and she specifically tried to get a picture of Haren running his hands through his hair for me.

Also a bonus for sitting behind the Dbacks dugout.

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer dark hair as well

CoJack’s specifically. Seriously, that boy fell out of the hot tree and hit every single branch on the way down. Ayum.

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god yes

Getting my pic taken with Conor and Chris Young was like being the filling of a delicious sandwich.

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

my sister has a thing for CoJack, CY, and Upton

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 22, 2009 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me too....

but usually only the female ones.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 22, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd really

like to see a lead off hit score for once.

by dbacksbj on Apr 21, 2009 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

OOOH

I have hedgehogs!The hedgehogs who live in my garden have come out of hibernation!

Nick Adenhart R.I.P.

by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't let Jim know that

He might whack it if the Dbacks don’t perform. ;)

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you for the suggestion

:-)

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say....

baaaad idea….

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.....

Two popups and a strikeout in the first inning.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Dbacks.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Technically

Jackson was a fly out.

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The hitters

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s the over/under on popping up an LHP?

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Guns?

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morning all!

No idea why I’m still awake but oh well :) I sense I may not make it into school tomorrow.

MLB.tv is acting a little odd tonight as well, its not playing the audio from FSN so I’m making do with KTAR :)

How’s Petit looking so far?

Time for another drink then?

http://www.wimbles.wordpress.com

by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I'lll answer you

After this batter. Oh, too late… :-(

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here

I was wondering if it was just me.

The audio is also not synced properly, so it sounds like Schulte can see 2 seconds into the future (worst superpower ever).

by ASUJon on Apr 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah :D

It’s kind of nice though, as it gives me time to spin round and look at my PC when action happens ;)

Time for another drink then?

http://www.wimbles.wordpress.com

by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Purple Row

was apparently having the same audio problems last night.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Top of the second?

REALLY? Come on boys.

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

1-0

Rockies.

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay,

we need to stop sucking.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh....

Well maybe I will go to bed :(

2-0 Rockies

Time for another drink then?

http://www.wimbles.wordpress.com

by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitcher with an RBI

Seiously, Petit? Is that necessary?

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

And

how the Hell did we NOT get the third out when we caught the Rockies runner between 2nd and 3rd??

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Was that when Upton overthrew the ball

Petit was plying behind the bag and recovered the throw.

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm Weeping

and it’s only the start of the game.

This Space For Rent

by Gravity on Apr 21, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I've decided to vote for optimisim

Let’s get those runs back, boys!

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

think of the kittens

Nick Adenhart R.I.P.

by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

SEE? WE GOT ONE BACK!

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

got em both!

Hey, this optimism thing sometimes works!

by TwinnerA on Apr 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's sad to look at the lineup

And see half of them batting below the Uecker line.

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Perhaps the line should be renamed.

to something like the happy smiley fun line? then maybe it wouldn’t be so bad? :(

Time for another drink then?

http://www.wimbles.wordpress.com

by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vicki Mendoza diagonal?

prays someone gets the joke

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by Gravity on Apr 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

NO

We don’t want our guys to think that it’s a GOOD thing….

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, Ojeda did

CoJack reached the outfield.

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

We better hope none of the boys check this site

They might think we are demented or something.

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

weeellll

the evidence is in.

Nick Adenhart R.I.P.

by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Normally,

this means something quite different….

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-0

this is not a good start guys

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

why cant we hit off morales

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

LHP

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like

Young didn’t get the memo. :-)

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Young!

Hells yeah! :D HR baby :)

Time for another drink then?

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by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Who says we can’t hit LHP? Well sometimes we can!

by singaporedbacksfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a start!

CY!

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

sooner or later we have to beat one

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

BYRNESIE!!

TIE GAME!!

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Home run!

Do your weird pelvic thrust, Smiley Face Guy!

by ASUJon on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

OH MY WORD

EB hits a popup that leaves the yard…..

Isnt that a…. home run?! :D

Time for another drink then?

http://www.wimbles.wordpress.com

by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I...

I just don’t know…

by Azreous on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Young

Saving kittens since two minutes ago.

This Space For Rent

by Gravity on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

BACK TO BACK

OPTIMISM WORKS.

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah,

why bother with that getting guys on base stuff, go for the big fly

Nick Adenhart R.I.P.

by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bad idea.

We already have too many batters who really DO believe that.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wsa that my boy?!

He got a HR and I MISSED IT!?

GO BYRNESIE!

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

And I felt sure

Byrnes was good for a sacrifice kitty… :-)

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, now I think I might need to pop over to Purple Row

following our…. err…. 2nd and 3rd hits of the game.

Brand new ballgame.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

the crowd better stop booing him

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

A little premature...

But for this game, I think he gets a pass. :-)

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

So the last

Walk off double and Home Run were what? Practice runs?

I am thinking some people are going to have to start practicing their “I told you so” dance moves. Oh wait, I already have that dance choreographed. ;)

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just

do it away from the electronics.

by Azreous on Apr 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahahahah

Hilarious. You do remember I know what you look like, right? And the vicinity in which you live? Laugh it up, Chuckles. ;)

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but

you remember how gigantic I am, right? I mean, I just don’t lose much sleep worrying about physical violence. lol

by Azreous on Apr 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

What I lack in height

I make up for with pointy things. And besides, just means I can fight your knees easier. ;)

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everybody knows

That in a fight, whoever is at crotch height has it all their own way.

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

With +2 constitution, of course they rule! But then they suffer -2 Charisma. But who needs charima to rule?

by singaporedbacksfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

We do.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

turnING?

"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
Aut Vincam Aut Periam

by PioneerSkies on Apr 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

While his batting average still starts with a .1, he’s not getting any slack from me…

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon J-Up!

Back to back to back?

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

He was thinking the same

Swung too hard.

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

yea too much of an uppercut

by dbacksbj on Apr 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously....

If it happens, it happens, but this is NOT what we want them to do.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well Reading won tonight to make the promotion playoffs...

So the D-Backs should follow suit and win as our success and failures seem to be intertwined somewhat….

Time for another drink then?

http://www.wimbles.wordpress.com

by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean you tore yourself away from...

Liverpool vs Arsenal? and I should ask which side of the divide you’re on, the redside or the blueside :)

Time for another drink then?

http://www.wimbles.wordpress.com

by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

I like Bolton and Blackburn but at heart I’m an Oldham Athletics fan

Nick Adenhart R.I.P.

by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Any Newcastle fans here?

We are so going to get relegated this year… even with Shearer.

by singaporedbacksfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

You have a chance to stay up

Some big home games coming up, as Fulham showed last year (at our expense) it’s not over till the fat lady sings

Time for another drink then?

http://www.wimbles.wordpress.com

by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Keeping my fingers crossed.

They are all bunched up at the bottom anyway. So you are right, there’s hope yet.

by singaporedbacksfan on Apr 21, 2009 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no not Bolton! :(

painful memories there.

But I quite like Oldham as they were Reading’s opponents in my first ever football game (which we lost)

Time for another drink then?

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by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lost all faith in United when the Premier league was started

But for years I had a season ticket to the Latics.I know what suffering is.

Nick Adenhart R.I.P.

by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aye

But they’ll rise again.

That’s the beauty of football it’s all swings and roundabouts :)

Time for another drink then?

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by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Frankie Morales

has a really weird delivery…. it almost looks like he’s got a shotput.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Reset

And do-over. Seven inning game now.

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Still love seeing outfielders flash the outs to each other

Glad they showed that after CY made the catch.

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmmm Co-Jack

Doesn’t like 1b :(

Time for another drink then?

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by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

There's a shocker

Probably not an error if hit to Reynolds…

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by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like CoJack

at 1b, either. :-(

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ball gets by Conor

Runner at first, one out.

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmmm

Runners on the corners 1 out, c’mon Petit!

Time for another drink then?

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by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

i saw this coming

i new they would end up scoring

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Haven't scored yet

Though I am getting the slugfest feeling.

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

This is looking more like the battle betwen spot starters.

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by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Phew

Nice K there from Petit :)

Time for another drink then?

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by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

arrrrrgggg

nooo

Nick Adenhart R.I.P.

by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude!

Defense!

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Epic fail 2-3

Oh well we just need to hit another set of back to back home runs and the lead is ours ;)

Time for another drink then?

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by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay

just the one to get back

Nick Adenhart R.I.P.

by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Morales…he’s gone

Beer...now there's a temporary solution!

by IndyDBack on Apr 21, 2009 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morales

Which Dback is putting the bad mojo on opposing starting pitchers? That’s two now out of games with injuries.

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

the one with the tequila bottle

in front of an idol in his locker

Nick Adenhart R.I.P.

by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds

like something Mark Grace might do…

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitching change

Good time to take the dog out.

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Yesterday I would go out for a smoke

Today is Day 1 of the new no smoking regime.

by TwinnerA on Apr 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

I was kind forced to quit. Getting pressure from the family. Sigh. I hope I don’t turn into a drunk though. Kidding.

by TwinnerA on Apr 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good luck

Hopefully the Diamondbacks cooperate and don’t give you additional stress.

by ASUJon on Apr 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Congrats

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh lawdy

I read his name as “Rauch” and though he was playing for both sides

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by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

luv ya F-Lo

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Good start Lopez

Single up the middle

Time for another drink then?

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by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I trust

He isn’t be replaced by another leftie? He asked, hopefully

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by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit

Rusch. Admittedly, a fairly sucky one, but still…

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by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

AUGIE!!!!

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

AUGIE FOR CLEANUP HITTER!!

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I aprove.

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-3

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Wooop Woop!

Augie Augie Augie!

oi! oi! oi!

RBI, tied game! :)

Time for another drink then?

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by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

COJACK!

4-3

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

CoJack Attack!

4-3 D-Backs

Time for another drink then?

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by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

This

made me LOL.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice job Boyfriend!

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

COJACK!!

No popup…and an RBI!

Beer...now there's a temporary solution!

by IndyDBack on Apr 21, 2009 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

makes up for teh error

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are hitting these lefties pretty well tonight

I also love the fact that we have responded to every Rockies score thus far

You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

by Snake Bitten on Apr 21, 2009 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

like we did in the home opener 9-8 that ngiht

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

Now I’d like to pre-emptively respond. Several times, and not so much pre-emptively, but unprovoked.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Let’s pile on some more here though.

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by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just like

the fact that we’ve scored tonight.

It’s definitely not a guarantee.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is more like

what we expect this team to do to lefties.

by Azreous on Apr 21, 2009 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll send an email to mlb.tv

asking whats the point on using the fsn video and the ktar audio… plus, it’s desync…

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

Time for another drink then?

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by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good luck with that

Their customer service is horrible. I’m pretty sure Rauch works there when he’s not pitching.

by ASUJon on Apr 21, 2009 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something I just realized

I love the name Cole. Great baby name. But…Cole Byrnes…as in Coal Burns? WHAT?

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait... what??

Did I miss something?

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eric Byrnes named his baby Cole. Nice name for anyone else but Cole Byrnes sounds the same as Coal Burns. And Coal Burns just sounds silly.

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

LAdies

losing 7-3, good

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

we need the giants to beat those padres

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which is not

something I would have considered possible two weeks ago.

by Azreous on Apr 21, 2009 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

that is true

padres 9-4 should cool off soon

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so torn

Yeah, I’m glad they’re losing. But Russ Ortiz was pitching against them. Ugh.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope that very long break

Since last inning has not hurt Petit.

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by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

lets see its his 2nd lead, i hope he can keep it this time

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

He never had the lead after the second, it was 2-2

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by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

your right.. my bad

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right sleep time

I hope to wake up to read about a win ;)

Nnite all!

Time for another drink then?

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by Wimb on Apr 21, 2009 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks, Petit

Nothing like giving up a double to a relief pitcher.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Rusch

is a legitimately good hitter for a pitcher, though.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

the guys on Cubs' booth

talking about the nats mispelling “Natinals” on theyr jerseys, funny stuff

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah saw that.. funny

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Just got a casting call for 'Piranha 3D' shooting at Lake Havasu next month

“18-25 year olds who look good in swimwear and can scream and die in a believable way so as to recreate the perfect spring break that goes horribly wrong! Any ethnicity. You must be comfortable in water.”

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

gosh

that sounds very different

Nick Adenhart R.I.P.

by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Girls Gone Wild must really be getting desperate for new ideas.

by ASUJon on Apr 21, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

what, no Cleavagefield sequel?

"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
Aut Vincam Aut Periam

by PioneerSkies on Apr 21, 2009 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cleavagefield 3D

The mind positively boggles.

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by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"DAMMIT! No, calm down. Learn to enjoy losing." --Hunter S. Thompson
Aut Vincam Aut Periam

by PioneerSkies on Apr 21, 2009 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

when I was younger

I used to swim in a river near my grandfather’s farm,
every year at some point it gets completely infested u can’t put a finger in the water…

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

infested by Piranhas

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I look

terrible in swimwear but I am comfortable in water.

What? neh-are you se-no! No! I hh I I don't even't know what you're sayinhow whatdoyou whatdoyou talking about you want me to go away? I I I I can't no! I can't I can't just leave I - ...you can't leave me!

by soco on Apr 21, 2009 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

come on now!

you can be pitching like this with a struggling offense, once you have a lead KEEP IT!!!

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

still

he got out of it okay

Nick Adenhart R.I.P.

by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Petit does the job

Keeps us in the lead. Now let’s pile on the pain, and make Rusch Weak… :-)

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Miggy Miggy Miggy

Oi Oi Oi!

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Argh.....

Dammit, if only Miggy had beenn a bit faster, Lopez would have had an RBI there.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Lopez gets another hit.

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

A higher BA than Hudson

O-Who?

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by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

O-Douche?

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

that might be a LITTLE bit harsh…

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ok, a little

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Least valuable player on the roster

Remember…

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

and

were about to be tied

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe

somebody spoke too soon, eh?

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

damm

double =[

still no outs

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

BIG out

nice

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

If the Rockies pop up

Do we save a kitten?

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

No

Kittens can not be save through others’ incompetence.

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poor kitties

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can we

give them extra mice or something at least?

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

so far so good petit

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

One more HUGE out

To get

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by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

come on petit……………..we know you can do it

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Just noticed

No Troy tonight. Boo-hoo!

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by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

They claim allergies

But we know that our taunting made him cry himself to sleep last night so his eyes are all red and puffy.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOLOWITZKI!!

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

by Snake Bitten on Apr 21, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

K!

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

WOWWWW

PETIT UNIT! GREAT

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Livan HernandezYusmeiro Petit gets out of it

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

hum

that might be a LITTLE bit harsh…

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

great

but he’s at 90 pitches

Nick Adenhart R.I.P.

by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

time to go to the pen….

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Heh....

awesome. And oh-so-true.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

korecky, juan, pena, qualls

is a perfect world they would shut down the rockies

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on CoJack

You can do it.

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

lool

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Did that just happen?

I am pretty sure that was a Three Stooges routine at some point

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

That was an interesting play

Nice throw to first, too bad no one was there to catch it.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey....

someone else can suck at defense, too??

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Hawpe used to be

considered a good defender, but he’s botched balls in both series this yr. He looks slow, awkward and purple

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by Diamondhacks on Apr 21, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's never been considered

a “good” defender, I don’t think. He’s got a great arm, like Upton or CY, but he doesn’t have Upton’s range.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's a blooper

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Helllo....

“nice, descriptive play-by-plays will be welcome.”

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by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

CoJack lines one to left

Hawpe slides, can’t catch it, but manages to grab it right off the ground and rifles it to first. Too bad no one was covering first base, the ball bounced down behind home plate and CoJack advances to second. Weird play.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

MUCH better

:-)

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by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's an error on Hawpe

But he actually made a pretty good play- he fired it in right behind CoJack, if Helton had been on first, it might have been out.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

sheriff

time for you to GET IT DONE

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

And how

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Valverde pitching agains the Ladies

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

MARK HIT A FAT BURGER!

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Two run homer

To be more succinct. :D

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark!

Bomb!

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

HR REYYYYYNOLDSSS

ONN FIREEE

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

And reynolds makes them pay!

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Where is all this offense coming from!!!????

You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

by Snake Bitten on Apr 21, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Shhh

If we ask too loud they might notice.

Be very very quiet. We are hunting a not-sucky season! ;)

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark!!

With ANOTHER Fatburger HR!!

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

and peavy gave up a grand slam

to renteria, lol

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Ewwww....

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHA

Grace just copied me. Must be reading the GDT.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Free tacos!

Thanks, DBacks!

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Taco Time!

Two games in a row??

Beer...now there's a temporary solution!

by IndyDBack on Apr 21, 2009 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, good.

I got all the way home today before realize that I had forgotten to get my tacos. Checked my watch, it was exactly 6:00

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then Fowler and Hawpe collide

Hawpe held onto it, though.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark "Fatburger" Reynolds

New nickname?

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Like that

Better than Sheriff.

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by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still like Sherrif

Or Iron Man.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fatty Reynolds. ;)

"Treat your mind like a bad neighborhood - don't go there alone."

by mrssoco on Apr 21, 2009 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not exactly complimentary

It’s what he does, rather than what he is

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey,

if Sabathia can be Captain Cheeseburger….

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was not graceful

The Rockies highlights will need “Yackety Sax” for this inning.

by ASUJon on Apr 21, 2009 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I'd be surprised

Our offense holds to a very strict code of conduct, no stealing.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

i dont find that smart
does anyone else?

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I stand corrected

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice call

You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

by Snake Bitten on Apr 21, 2009 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just peeped into Purple Row

“Greatly under-rated” appears to have been replaced with “Please, God – make it stop.”

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

hell yeah

thast what we should b doing

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Byrnes steals!

He’s gotten my fantasy team a steal and a homer tonight….

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

i sat him on mine and then he has a good night

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, ye of little faith....

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Upton kills a kitten

And Byrnes stays at second.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

and Upton kills a cat

You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

by Snake Bitten on Apr 21, 2009 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Valverde put the first two men on in the ninth.

And then gets Ramirez, as the tying run, to fly out. Still only one down…

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by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Seems like

we’ve killed more than that tonight…

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Montero reminds me of Matt Stairs

always swinging the bat with a 100% effort

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Valverde in trouble

bases loaded…

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

god damn.. keep us updated please

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 outs

still loaded, Martin AB

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Valverde closes it

8-5 Astros,

Ladies streak over

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the Astros owe it to

Ex-Diamondbacks.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ex-Diamondback. Singular.

Russ Ortiz shall not be given that glorious epithet.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still

First time this season we’ve posted three crooked numbers in the same game.

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 21, 2009 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

TE AMO PAPA!

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

yeap

Wikipedia is accurate. (citation needed)

by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha. Nice

You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

by Snake Bitten on Apr 21, 2009 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

wait, is it 07?

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

no

Nick Adenhart R.I.P.

by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on, Bobby

Just because Petit did it last inning means you should do it, too.

That was an RBI with most anyone else on first.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

uh, oh

2nd and 3rd, no outs

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

dammmmit

bases juiced

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

And bases loaded

Come on, guys.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I like that

I’m going to have to steal that phrase.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

An out would be nice, boys

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Um.....

did Melvin REALLY think that a 3 run lead was enough to bring in the scrub bullpen??

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

That's all we got

you guys complain about rauch….this is the alternative

P.S. (Ojeda may’ve saved the game there)

If the FO is the focus of anything, something is seriously wrong with the picture ! - unnamedDBacksfan 2/20/09

by Diamondhacks on Apr 21, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would have

gone to Gutierrez. He only pitched 1 out yesterday.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice call

Laser double off the yellow line in left, two run single to center, and a strikeout.

I like the kid too, but dont quit your day job ;-)

If the FO is the focus of anything, something is seriously wrong with the picture ! - unnamedDBacksfan 2/20/09

by Diamondhacks on Apr 22, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn't matter.

It wouldn’t have mattered if Korecky had shut them down for 2 innings. It was the wrong call.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 22, 2009 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

time for a triple play

Wikipedia is accurate. (citation needed)

by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

oh my god is he really about to walk a run in

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

AUGIEEEEEE

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

GIDP!

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew

Double play is a good start, nice work by Lopez on that turn.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

AUUUUUUUUGIEEEE

Wikipedia is accurate. (citation needed)

by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

dives for the ball

flips to F-Lo, who throws to cojack

BIG double play

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Credit to Lopez, too

For standing strong on a hard slide from Fowler.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeap

Wikipedia is accurate. (citation needed)

by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice DP!

Augie saves at least one run!

Beer...now there's a temporary solution!

by IndyDBack on Apr 21, 2009 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

whew

Nick Adenhart R.I.P.

by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

LOOGY

do it Slaten

Wikipedia is accurate. (citation needed)

by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

dammit

hit under augie this time, 6-5

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by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn....

You know how to cut to the core of me, Baxter. You're so wise. Like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair.

by Snake Bitten on Apr 21, 2009 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear BoMel

next inning just use someone from the crowd who brought a glove
kthxby

Nick Adenhart R.I.P.

by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Slaten was not happy on that one

Threw his glove as he went into the dugout.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, he’s still fuming.

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know how you kids

like to see that kind of emotion, but in a team environment, well, it just cant stand.

[ahem]

If the FO is the focus of anything, something is seriously wrong with the picture ! - unnamedDBacksfan 2/20/09

by Diamondhacks on Apr 21, 2009 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Faith, my friend

We’ve still got the lead, just need the out to finish the inning.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

he just missed that homer

now its time to get this out right here RIGHT NOW

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's like watching Team Rocket

at a pokemon battle

Nick Adenhart R.I.P.

by hotclaws on Apr 21, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but

we don’t get the joy of watching Jon Rauch blast into the heavens.

by Azreous on Apr 22, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just stayed in

Lucky.

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 21, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

very

Wikipedia is accurate. (citation needed)

by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank God

Helton is slow….

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 21, 2009 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

and

were losing.. this pen SUCKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

by Tooch27 on Apr 21, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

that's our blowpen

Wikipedia is accurate. (citation needed)

by Muu on Apr 21, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Vote

To throw the bullpen in the pool

by ASUJon on Apr 21, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw, crap

Come on, guys, just get the out…

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 21, 2009 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

ONE OUT

it’s just one out. Get the one out and let’s get out of this inning.

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 22, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Crap!

Is one out too much to ask for!?

by singaporedbacksfan on Apr 22, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Hardly

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 22, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Still have three more innings.

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 22, 2009 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

FOUR

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 22, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

*fscepalm*

Cause there’s a bottom of the sixth…

Yeah, if anyone needs me, I’ll just be over here…

Babe Ruth was a jerk but baseball's still a beautiful game - Dean Winchester

by luckycc on Apr 22, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's one run

And we’re occasionally hitting today.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 22, 2009 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, yeah....

why the **** did we bring in Korecky again??

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 22, 2009 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

And why did we not remove him

After he threw four straight balls?

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 22, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Melvin

Wanted to show that the organization has confidence in Korecky.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 22, 2009 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't work too well

with Chris Burke

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 22, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

F***ng finally!!

Beer...now there's a temporary solution!

by IndyDBack on Apr 22, 2009 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Out of it

Okay, offense, get the lead back.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 22, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

man, we still can win this ballgame but

our bullpen sucks… badly

Wikipedia is accurate. (citation needed)

by Muu on Apr 22, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Man

That inning was hard to watch. Just when it look like we caught a break with the DP. Well no use crying over spilled milk. Lets get some runs.

by singaporedbacksfan on Apr 22, 2009 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Amazing.

Well, time to score some more runs.

by Azreous on Apr 22, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Jim....

Overthrow Thread? This thread has obviously outlived its usefulness, and in my case, it’s slowing down my laptop like whoa.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 22, 2009 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm on it

Let’s target the end of the sixth

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 22, 2009 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tracy kills a kitten

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 22, 2009 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 22, 2009 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon, Augie

Get on base here.

"He can't re-educate them in camps! He'd have to educate them first."

by kishi on Apr 22, 2009 12:09 AM EDT reply actions  

I was so hoping

that would drop in and tag Fowler in the head again

by venomfan on Apr 22, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Overflow thread

Please go here

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 22, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

And....

1-2-3. Bye bye, offense.

HAVE TO FREAKING TAKE ADVANTAGE OF RUNS WHEN WE ACTUALLY GET THEM

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 22, 2009 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Down by one

Does that mean Rauch? :-(

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Apr 22, 2009 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

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