Budd By Proxy 7, For Scherzer 2
DbacksSkins 4, dance with girls 3
Snyders Nutty Budeez 6, Grace’sFlask IsEmpty 3
UofA Astronauts 3, Funny team name 5
The Wind Farm 6, Pelham Plumbers 3
NiceCrispyBacon 4, Arizona Monsoons 5
Merly Mammals 2, The Nashville Nasty 5
Byrnes When I Peavy 2, Team Awesome 6

Week 1 Results

Budd By Proxy 7, For Scherzer 2

A close match with several categories decided by just a few digits, Budd took of in Power (9 HR) and K’s (42) with Scherzer posting 4 quality wins in pitching.

DbacksSkins 4, dance with girls 3

With ties in HR, RBI and Wins, the speed for Skins (5 SB and 7 R from Chone Figgins) gave Skins the edge on Offense, and quality Performances by Qualls and Weaver kept the ERA low enough to pull out a win.  A bullpen the Mets would envy (With K-Rod, Jenks and Seattle’s Morrow) posted 6 total saves.

Snyders Nutty Budeez 6, Grace’sFlask IsEmpty 3

The Budeez had an impressive pitching week with 6 wins (Halladay and Guthrie posting 2 each) along with a solid performance at the plate gave The Budeez a win.  Hamilton and Doumit as well as a impressive contribution from all the offense shown some light for those with an empty drink.

UofA Astronauts 3, Funny team name 5

The Astronauts were flying high on R’s, RBI (57, including ten by Detroit’s Cabera) and K’s, but ties in HR (14 each) and W’s (2) created the perfect storm for a failure to launch.  Funny team name blazed by with SB’s, a solid .310 team AVG, and a combined pitching staff line of 2 SV, 2.81 ERA and 1.06 WHIP.

The Wind Farm 6, Pelham Plumbers 3

One of the tightest matches of the week, Wind Farm was lights out in pitching to take 4 of 5 categories, including 2 saves by Fernando Rodney and 20 K’s by Johan Santana.  Pelham had an impressive week from Hanley Ramirez (4 R’s, 2 HR, 9 RBI) and Aaron Hill (2 R’s, 2 HR, 8 RBI) to lead to wins in those categories.

NiceCrispyBacon 4, Arizona Monsoons 5

5 saves a piece leading to a unbelievable tie, The Monsoons stormed through on the back of Yankees RP, 1B, LF, CF, RF and Bat Boy Nick Swisher (7 Runs, 2 HR and 9 RBI) and a strong wing and 11K’s from Ryan Dempster.  Rough opening week starts by Perez put The Baconator in the hole, but San Diego MVP Gonzalez and perennial All-Star McCann kept them alive in the triple crown categories.

Merly Mammals 2, The Nashville Nasty 5

Ties in Runs (37) SB (4) and W (3), The Nasty took the triple crown on the back of (sigh) Troy ‘Boy’ Tulowitzki and New York’s Delgado.  Mammals 42 K’s topped out the match and some impressive Save efforts (3 total) were hurt by Grant Balfours 20.25 ERA.

Byrnes When I Peavy 2, Team Awesome 6

The Greatest team name EVA ran wild (3 SB from Elsbury and Winn each) but couldn’t overcome the offensive output (40 R, 13 HR and 43 RBI) of Albert Pujols, Garrett Atkins and Nelson Cruz.  Heath Bell’s 3 Saves and 0 ERA helped anchor a win.

Rank Team                 W-L-T  Pct  GB   
 1.  Budd By Proxy        7-2-1 .750   -   
 2.  Team Awesome         6-2-2 .700  0.5  
 3.  The Wind Farm        6-3-1 .650  1    
 4.  Snyders Nutty Budeez 6-3-1 .650  1    
 5.  The Nashville Nasty  5-2-3 .650  1    
 6.  Funny team name      5-3-2 .600  1.5  
 7.  Arizona Monsoons     5-4-1 .550  2    
 8.  DbacksSkins          4-3-3 .550  2    
 9.  dance with girls     3-4-3 .450  3    
10.  NiceCrispyBacon      4-5-1 .450  3    
11.  UofA Astronauts      3-5-2 .400  3.5  
12.  Grace'sFlask IsEmpty 3-6-1 .350  4  
13.  Pelham Plumbers      3-6-1 .350  4  
14.  Merely Mammals       2-5-3 .350  4  
15.  Byrnes When I Peavy  2-6-2 .300  4.5
16.  For Scherzer         2-7-1 .250  5

This Week:

Budd By Proxy    vs    DbacksSkins
For Scherzer    vs    Team Awesome
Snyders Nutty Budeez    vs    dance with girls
UofA Astronauts    vs    Grace'sFlask IsEmpty
The Wind Farm    vs    Funny team name
NiceCrispyBacon    vs    Pelham Plumbers
Merely Mammals    vs    Arizona Monsoons
Byrnes When I Peavy    vs    The Nashville Nasty

Fox Saturday Baseball Game of The Week: The Wind Farm vs. Funny team name, two teams off to solid starts looking to establish themselves from the pack.

Sorry if it's a little ugly, i'm working on my formatiing and know I was behind this week.