#1 Mustached American, that is:

I can't believe this happened all the way back on Friday and there hasn't been a press release about it from the Diamondbacks yet! Imagine my surprise when I was flipping the channels this morning after a rough night of avoiding handing out Halloween candy, when who's name do I hear as I pass by CBS's Sunday morning news program?

Your 2009 Robert Goulet Memorial Mustached American of the Year, Clay Zavada.

Congrats Clay, now lets see if we can get Drew into the top 10 for the 2010 Lynard Skynard Memorial Mullet of the Year.