Make Your Pitch: The NL playoff teams want YOU...
The regular season is over, and we now move on to the playoffs. Well, the Diamondbacks don't, but most fans will still be watching with interest as things progress in the post-season. We all have our own loyalties, but in order to decide who gets the Official AZ SnakePit Playoff Endorsements, I reached out to all the SB Nation blogs that are taking part, and asked them to make a pitch for the support of the post-season neutrals here in Arizona. The AL version will follow, just as soon as the league gets their act together and decides who'll be taking part out of the Central division. But after the jump, you'll find what the National League contenders had to say for themselves.
[Update] I have now added a sixth option to the poll, since I suspect a significant number of those voting may not actually be Diamondbacks fans at all...
Thanks for the opportunity to win your fanbase. I thought I'd express my love for the Cardinals in the same way Shakespeare would have, if he were still alive to tell us how much he loved the Cardinals.THE CARDINALSA SONNETby Dan Moore (feat. Albert Pujols)There on the edge of plausibility,a figure stalks across beisbol fields—his swing a picture of agility;against his accent "G" and "T" yield.Behind him saunters a standing army,players we guessed would be lying in traction.Carpenter's shoulder—lost years, it harmed me—somehow surviving two seasons' inaction.A team of destiny and Mozeliak:Injuries conquered and outfield acquired,Shortstop still saved with Khalil out of whack,Unlikely heroes and guns that are hired.If after all that I still don't have you caring,"It's our faulg your teang has gongtrol of Dag Hareng."
Eric Stephen, of True Blue LA, bravely takes up the tough job of canvassing on behalf of the Dodgers:
Here's why the AZ Snake Pit members should throw their support to the Dodgers:
- Phoenix for years was Dodger territory, with broadcast affiliates in Arizona dating back for God knows how long. Now that you have your own team, obviously it's different, but ask your parents. I bet a lot of them were Dodger fans. You don't want to disappoint your parents, do you?
- Speaking of broadcasting, the Dodgers have Vin Scully, in his 60th season behind the microphone. He will be broadcasting the games on radio during the postseason. Who better to be associated with the World Series than Mr. Scully?
- Stay within the NL West! A victory for the Dodgers is a win for the division, in the never ending struggle for national respect. I realize the Rockies are also in the NL West, but George Frazier is one of their broadcasters. Why reward Frazier, on of the worst announcers in baseball, over Scully?
- The longer the Dodgers last in the postseason, the more highlights we will see of Kirk Gibson's home run in Game One of the 1988 World Series. With each viewing, the announcers might mention Gibson is currently a coach with Arizona. Getting the name "Diamondbacks" into a postseason broadcast is a good thing.
- Rooting for the Dodgers can only bring good karma, and you owe us for Rusty Ryal's line drive that nearly ended Hiroki Kuroda.
- If the Dodgers win the World Series, it is a lock that Ned Colletti will be given a long-term extension as general manager. He has given a combined $127.2 million to Andruw Jones, Jason Schmidt, and Juan Pierre during his Dodger tenure. This is a good thing for D-Backs fans.
WholeCamels out of The Good Phight, opted to get his pitch in early, creating a Fanpost for the Phillies. But in the interests of completeness, here's what he had to say:
As your Philadelphia Phillies blogger, here's my pitch:
Because red is good (different hues, but so what?).
Because you're as sick of hearing about the National League's inferiority as I am. A repeat World Series Championship for a National League team would benefit the league. "A rising tide raises all ships."
Because we're not the Dodgers or the Rockies, those guys can eat it hard.
Because we sent you Curt Schilling, in exchange for some crap and that sociopath Vicente Padilla. And Schilling begat a World Championship. Show some gratitude.
And lastly, because I am a former short-time Arizonan. I lived in Tucson for a year, and that year happened to be 2001. I went to Game One of the NLDS -- the Curt Schilling/Matt Morris pitchers' duel. I cheered like a crazy person after that Luis Gonzalez blooper in Game Seven, and jumped in the pool at my apartment to celebrate. I'll admit that it helped that there were about a dozen lightly-clothed UofA coeds in there too, but it was still a beautiful, pure moment. I have a Tucson Sidewinders t-shirt that I still wear to this day. I spent a couple nights in Summerhaven just a year or so before the big fire. I miss Eegee's, I used to work at the Speedway Bookman's and acquired about half of my record collection there, saw a bunch of shows at the Rialto and Club Congress, and I got my dog there! He just turned eight years old.
Okay, I realize that most of you are probably Maricopa County folks, but c'mon. Was that a shameless pitch or what?
Go Phillies!
Finally, Russ from Purple Row, adopted the straightforward and to the point approach in support of the Rockies: "We welcome you with open arms over at Purple Row. We had such great fun with those of you who came over during the 2007 postseason, we'd love you to come over again." [Update: RockiesMagicNumber has now provided something a little more detailed]
Here’s why the AZ Snake Pit members should support the Colorado Rockies:
* Rivalry. It sounds absurd, but after 2007, both teams looked to have a strong presence within the division and the two of us would be beating up on each other with our homegrown rosters for years. As it stands, the gods of regression hit you guys in a disproportionate manner as compared to us, which terrifies me for next season. I hate seeing teams hit by injury and regression, because I know that if we beat them, we’re not saying we bested Brandon Webb and Conor Jackson, we’re beating up on a massively regressed Chris Young and AAA players. It sounds arrogant, but I want to see these two teams embody excellence in building a homegrown team and fight each other to the top of the NL West for years to come. Respect your opponent.
* Speaking of broadcasting, the Dodgers may have Vin Scully, but since his talents have been wasted on television, Jeff Kingery and Jack Corrigan have been painting the picture of the games over the airwaves for Colorado better than nearly anyone in baseball for the past forever, especially Kingery, who is in his final season. He’s been there since the inception.
* Stay within the NL West! I agree with Eric, but why reward the Yankees West? I sure wish I could throw an entire payroll at 2 players who aren’t even playing for the team (Schmidt and Jones), don’t you? Then account for Manny and Pierre, and that is just a pile of misappropriated funds. Reward the wise fiscal organization.
* You don’t want to root for Joe Torre. Or Manny.
* The Cardinals wouldn’t even be where they were they not able to trade for Holliday at the deadline. The Rockies have been essentially the same club since day 1, adding only a few supplementary pieces here and there.
* The American League is made of evil and gimmicky rules. "I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter."
* Much as we “eat it hard” do you really want the entire NL to be centered around Philadelphia even more than it already is? PHILLIES PHILLIES PHILLIES OMG OMG OMG!!! Give me a break. More power to the unappreciated teams in terms of media markets.
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Rockies.
Incidentally, sorry, Rockies fans. I’ll just avoid Purple Row…
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 1:59 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
you can come over to purple row whenever you want
In fact, we encourage it.
Just make sure your images are on topic and resized to be as friendly to our bandwidth-constrained bretheren and sistren
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by Andrew Martin on Oct 5, 2009 1:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, trust me.
You do NOT want Wailord to show up. At least, not during gameday threads.
However, his services might be available to show up in OTHER teams’ gameday threads…
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
brb
gonna go preemptively join all of the NL playoff teams’ blogs… or dare I just become a Pinstripe Alley guy for the next few weeks?
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bleed Cubbie Blue
needs YOU!
Not because they’re in the playoffs. Just because.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um
This got me thinking… two negatives multiplied figure to a positive… Billy Goat * Wailord = World Series?!
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah.
The Cubs just suck WAAAAY too much for that. Just ask boardgame mogul Milton Bradley.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually
Somehow they’d end up winning the America’s Cup.
"I can't accept and won't concede that this is who we are..."
by kishi on Oct 5, 2009 2:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
The Cubs are Australian!??
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rockies all the way
Familial obligations there. Plus, they’re just cool.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on Oct 5, 2009 1:59 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Also
I take offense to the title of “Make Your Pitch: The NL playoff teams want YOU…”, as I strongly believe that teams would rather me not loiter around.
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 2:02 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I can change it
To “…want everyone but Wailord,” if you feel it would help? :-)
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 5, 2009 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I'm just sayin'
Sort of unfair to speak for everyone like that.
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And for the record
That sonnet can only be admired. Cardinals for me. One of these days, I’m going to do a recap entirely in iambic pentameter…
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 5, 2009 2:04 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Waaaaaait a minute
Who is voting for the Dodgers? WHO?
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 2:10 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Communists
That’s who.
"I can't accept and won't concede that this is who we are..."
by kishi on Oct 5, 2009 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn.
I woulda thought that commies would vote for a team in red, like the Cards?
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not selective enough
Angels, Red Sox, Cardinals, Phillies…
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I came in thinking I was a Rockies man
But that sonnet was impressive. I mean, “Gongtrol of Dag Hareng?”
Awesome. Go Cards.
by bcloirao on Oct 5, 2009 2:15 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
sorry NL but
but the Rockies – they have Tulo so that’s a wrong answer
but the Dodgers – they have Manny, so that’s a wrong answer
but the Cardinals – they have LaRussa, so that’s a wrong answer
but the Phillies – they live in Philly, so that’s a wrong answer
sheesh, I hate to say it, I’m gonna have to root for the Angels… I find them to be the least offensive of the bunch. Maybe the Tigers or the Twins in a pinch. but I’m sure that you will all do well without my bandwagoning derriere messing up the works.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
by piratedan7 on Oct 5, 2009 2:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey!
My brother lives in Philly…. or at least goes to school there.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Also,
what if Toolo agrees to flip out again and break his hand on his bat? Would it be okay to vote for the Rockies then?
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why does everyone hate the Phillies :o
I feel like a black sheep for voting for them….
Time for another drink then?
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by Wimb on Oct 5, 2009 7:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm
with ya!
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
by soco on Oct 5, 2009 10:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's because
you’re pure evil.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well there may be some hard feelings
lingering after the last man all star vote and the starting pitcher selection as all of the Phills fans used those arguements about making the right selection for the league because the Phils were gonna repeat so they wanted the best possible team that they could field for home field purposes. So that meant Timmeh was gonna start and anyone other than Reynolds for the last player because they didn’t need any more power because their players were gonna be there and they didn’t need someone who would just “strikeout”. You could read all about it on the mlb boards and any of the other national sports web pages in the comments.
Also, noting the arrogance of the post itelf, with that "hey, remember way back hen our FO was so bad that you actually got something of worth from us and now we want “payback” because of that gift". It’s like a cousin at a family reunion that wants to borrow your car to go cruise for chicks after dinner based on the fact that they gave you the last piece of pie when you were teenagers the last time you saw each other.
I did appreciate the Tucson angle though, but it was also at a time, when we had a lot of support based on who we were playing. Perhaps I’m just hung up on Philly too, that whole Broad Street Bullies thing, or that these are the fans that booed when there was an injured nfl player stuff is lingering, just sayin that Philly isn’t exactly my favorite place. They got their trophy last year, well deserved it was too.
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
by piratedan7 on Oct 5, 2009 11:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Plus,
they threw batteries and booed Santa Claus.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 3:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm
Well, I’m not going to even touch the Dodgers or the Rockies, as I find their reasons laughable and their teams despicable.
So it really comes down to the Cardinals and the Phillies. There’s nothing wrong with the Cardinals, but a sonnet? Really? That’s not the road to my heart at all
Phillies for the NL for me.
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
by soco on Oct 5, 2009 10:36 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Soco,
you hate freedom, you’re a terrist, and you’re just jealous that someday Ruby is going to be faster than your Infiniti. (If she’s not already)
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Geez
I’m a Sox fan, and I’m debating about rooting for the Cardinals now…
by Randy Booth on Oct 5, 2009 10:43 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
To be fair,
didn’t turn out too badly the last time you faced them in the WS.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The problem with the last option, is that if that's the reason you're here
(which it is, for me) it simply cannot be chosen, as I’m busy stuffing the ballot box for my real team.
"Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseballs around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball." -Pete Hamill
by Bryce on Oct 5, 2009 11:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
True,
but at least SOME ppl are being honest about it.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It all works out
I was the guy who always voted that the Rox were gonna get swept by us on their polls.
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 2:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too.
It only worked like twice, though.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 3:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except last year.
It worked all the time last year.
I miss last year. :-\
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't have
a last year to miss.
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 3:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that just made me think of "Up"
The part where the kid is talking about how his dad used to be all involved, and they’d sit on the curb and count passing cars….
I miss that curb
:’-(
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by Andrew Martin on Oct 5, 2009 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BLAH!
Haven’t seen it yet.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 3:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh
geez it’s been like 4 months or something, what’s your holdup?
It’s not quite like every other Pixar movie, but it’s still really really good.
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by Andrew Martin on Oct 5, 2009 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would like to point out
that I only encouraged the Rowbots to vote because Eric posted something at TBLA. :x
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 12:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually, the Row
Is the only blog of the four not to have mentioned it this morning. I think they may be a little embarrassed there was no sonnet, etc. produced on their behalf…
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 5, 2009 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Their
offering was rather pitiful. It’s like they don’t even care.
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
by soco on Oct 5, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you just hate us anyway.
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by Andrew Martin on Oct 5, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well it seemed to be a day when our writers were busy
and by time I was unbusified, I thought it was past your dealdine.
That said, let’s try for some 11th hour campaigning, and maybe Jim will update the post:
Here’s why the AZ Snake Pit members should support the Colorado Rockies:
* Rivalry. It sounds absurd, but after 2007, both teams looked to have a strong presence within the division and the two of us would be beating up on each other with our homegrown rosters for years. As it stands, the gods of regression hit you guys in a disproportionate manner as compared to us, which terrifies me for next season. I hate seeing teams hit by injury and regression, because I know that if we beat them, we’re not saying we bested Brandon Webb and Conor Jackson, we’re beating up on a massively regressed Chris Young and AAA players. It sounds arrogant, but I want to see these two teams embody excellence in building a homegrown team and fight each other to the top of the NL West for years to come. tl;dr: Respect your opponent.
* Speaking of broadcasting, the Dodgers may have Vin Scully, but since his talents have been wasted on television, Jeff Kingery and Jack Corrigan have been painting the picture of the games over the airwaves for Colorado better than nearly anyone in baseball for the past forever, especially Kingery, who is in his final season. He’s been there since the inception.
* Stay within the NL West! I agree with Eric, but why reward the Yankees West? I sure wish I could throw an entire payroll at 2 players who aren’t even playing for the team (Schmidt and Jones), don’t you? Then account for Manny and Pierre, and that is just a pile of misappropriated funds. Reward the wise fiscal organization.
* You don’t want to root for Joe Torre. Or Manny.
* The Cardinals wouldn’t even be where they were they not able to trade for Holliday at the deadline. The Rockies have been essentially the same club since day 1, adding only a few supplementary pieces here and there.
* The American League is made of evil and gimmicky rules.
bq. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter.
* Much as we “eat it hard” do you really want the entire NL to be centered around Philadelphia even more than it already is? PHILLIES PHILLIES PHILLIES OMG OMG OMG!!! Give me a break. More power to the unappreciated teams in terms of media markets.
Late as this is, I hope we can sway some voters still.
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by Andrew Martin on Oct 5, 2009 2:03 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
This is true
I’d rather a division dominated by Colorado than San Francisco or Los Angeles, quite frankly. Though, you guys take second next year when we go 162-0.
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 2:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But NOT
the goddamned Padres.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They're bad enough
that I didn’t bother mentioning them. They finished better than us, but we without arguably our best hitter and pitcher. HOW WOULD THE YANKEES BE WITHOUT CC AND AROD HUH
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
At 93-69
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by Andrew Martin on Oct 5, 2009 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Updated
Thanks for the belated contrib!
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 5, 2009 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
entirely my pleasure
sorry it couldn’t be on time ;-)
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by Andrew Martin on Oct 5, 2009 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Though this is odd
It has no other place… the records for the stat box on the fp for Hinch/Melvin add up to 163 and Garland there makes we go :(.
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TAKE THAT BASEBALL TALK SOMEWHERE ELSE
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wish you had a stronger argument against the cards, as thats who i worry about winning this vote most
Though in fairness, I can’t come up with a better one. If we get eliminated, ill probably go stl. Well, after the twinkies
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Oct 5, 2009 4:23 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Dude I was at work and tried to build this off of the top of my head
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by Andrew Martin on Oct 5, 2009 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
no seriously great job
I said I couldn’t think of a better argument myself
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Oct 5, 2009 6:03 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
NL>AL
I take the Cards over the AL any day. I also hope the Twins can beat everyone they play to get to that point.
"We made too many wrong mistakes." ~Yogi Berra
"The ballplayer who loses his head, who can't keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all." ~Lou Gehrig
JFK
by jrockies on Oct 5, 2009 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm disappointed in you all, choosing the dirty Dodgers over the Rockies
What did we ever do to you?
Oh yeah…but you got your revenge in 2008…Drink purple people!
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Oct 5, 2009 12:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If it's any consolation
the local bears support Colorado, regardless of what soco says.
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 12:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You keep
bringing up that gif, but I don’t think you understand it.
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
by soco on Oct 5, 2009 12:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Orange mocha frappucinos!
"Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseballs around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball." -Pete Hamill
by Bryce on Oct 5, 2009 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't aware
that there was anything beyond bears, Zoolander, and internet memes behind it.
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 12:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The bear meme
started as a joke that a bear ate a Rockies fan. So any continuation of the bear meme is inherently against the Rockies. By participating in the bear meme, you are declaring an understanding of the joke, because this is how memes work. I can understand how this is difficult to comprehend.
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
by soco on Oct 5, 2009 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I reject your reality
and substitute my own.
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 12:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This
isn’t the Matrix. Bloated sequels can’t save you now.
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
by soco on Oct 5, 2009 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But
what about Mythbusters?
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank
you.
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 2:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soco
doesn’t watch intelligent TV like that. He prefers Gossip Girl.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why
do I need a TV show to tell me urban legends aren’t true?
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
by soco on Oct 5, 2009 3:12 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Because
they blow stuff up! And justify it with the scientific method.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 3:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
False.
The bear meme has expanded to include general awesomeness involving bears. Not just bears that consume Rockies fans for sustenance.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
doesn't that beg the question
what type of cuisine are Rockies fans? Do you have them with rice and beans, or are they lightly toasted on a sesame seed bun? Wasn’t the bear reportedly excessively gassy upon capture?
I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....
by piratedan7 on Oct 5, 2009 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is a good question.
Anyone? Anyone? How do you have a Rockies fan for dinner?
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, you invite me over
I’ll bring a 6 pack of my favorite microbrew. Quiet music, candlelight..
oh did you still mean cannibalism?
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by Andrew Martin on Oct 5, 2009 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Noooooo.
It’s not cannibalism if it’s a bear that’s eating you.
Although, a sixer of a microbrew DOES sound pretty good. Maybe we should have pygalgia over too. (Since he’s our favorite Giants fan/Dbacks fan when not playing the Giants, and loves microbrews)
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And
people wonder why I hate the Rockies? It’s the ignorant, smug, mouthbreathers like this that help.
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
by soco on Oct 5, 2009 12:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow, that's a lot of hatred for a guy who gives your team a very even, balanced look with all of his articles
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by Andrew Martin on Oct 5, 2009 2:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't mind soco.
He’s a douchebag to pretty much every foreign fan.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And
To most of us at one point or another.
"I can't accept and won't concede that this is who we are..."
by kishi on Oct 5, 2009 2:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not sure
I’ve received the soco treatment thus far. Others, sure, but not him…
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
you generally deserve it.
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
by soco on Oct 5, 2009 2:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I never meant to imply otherwise.
"I can't accept and won't concede that this is who we are..."
by kishi on Oct 5, 2009 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that
was my job
"If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the universe!"
by unnamedDBacksfan on Oct 6, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Soco's better at it.
No offense.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 6, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
Was it something I said? I haven’t gotten a reaction this heated since that mcc spat. That might have even been nicer
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Oct 5, 2009 4:19 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
SERIOUSLY
DON’T FEED THE SOCO
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard
Soco paid off that bear.
"I can't accept and won't concede that this is who we are..."
by kishi on Oct 5, 2009 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, wow....
this is getting juicy. The corrupt relationship between soco and the bear goes all the way to the top.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha ok
Thanks for backing the rox. I would do the same for the snakes had you made it in. The diamondbacks are like a guilty pleasure. I love the park, unis, some of the playera and I root for them more than just about any nl team. Which makes no sense, because I’m pissed AZ has one world series championship annd multiple division titles and we have none. I want that to change more than anything, but I still have a little sedona red in my blood for some reason. I’m screwed up
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
by Andrew T. Fisher on Oct 5, 2009 4:36 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Me too, me too
"We made too many wrong mistakes." ~Yogi Berra
"The ballplayer who loses his head, who can't keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all." ~Lou Gehrig
JFK
by jrockies on Oct 5, 2009 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jim,
I find it impressive that, even after the Dbacks have just completed a 70-92, non-postseason season, you’ve discovered a way to boost traffic.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No kidding
More people today already than all of Saturday – y’know, when we were actually playing.
I am confident the same result will be achieved by our upcoming series: BA on Balls in Play, and how it can be affected by naked Megan Fox pictures.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 5, 2009 2:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I might
stop back in for that one (assuming homework hasn’t taken over my life 100%)
"We made too many wrong mistakes." ~Yogi Berra
"The ballplayer who loses his head, who can't keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all." ~Lou Gehrig
JFK
by jrockies on Oct 5, 2009 2:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I may
stop in. Regardless of homework.
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 2:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what runs my life
I get about 3 hours for breaks per week and this is one of them.
"We made too many wrong mistakes." ~Yogi Berra
"The ballplayer who loses his head, who can't keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all." ~Lou Gehrig
JFK
by jrockies on Oct 5, 2009 2:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's no
better place to spend it. <3
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by Wailord on Oct 5, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but
naked Megan Fox pictures are illegal for you to view…. (unless they’re artistic, I suppose?)
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or
When they are going by at 24 per second in an R-rated movie, when accompanied by an adult. Which is potentially somewhat creepier.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 5, 2009 2:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm
In the end, as long as I’m sticking with the NL- sorry, American League, as long as you’ve got the Designated Hitter, I’m only going to support you in extenuating circumstances- I’m going to have to go with the Rockies.
"I can't accept and won't concede that this is who we are..."
by kishi on Oct 5, 2009 2:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Angels or NL, except for the Dodgers.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would say
NL-Rockies
AL-Angels
my second choice is Cardinals for the NL because Philly is almost a annoying as LA.
"We made too many wrong mistakes." ~Yogi Berra
"The ballplayer who loses his head, who can't keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all." ~Lou Gehrig
JFK
by jrockies on Oct 5, 2009 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't like big-budget teams (Which is funny, because I'm a strong capitalist and lean economically conservative)
and I hate the AL except for the Angels, because they have Arte. (And sorta the Chisox)
Rockies, then Cards, then Halos.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
woooo
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by Andrew Martin on Oct 5, 2009 2:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
(C'mon. You knew I was gonna vote Rockies.)
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They
are your favorite baseball team.
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
by soco on Oct 5, 2009 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do you hate everyone, soco?
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
I just really hate you.
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
by soco on Oct 5, 2009 3:13 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 0 recs
Is this
about your wife?
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And puppies? And Mother Earth?
Where does it end!?
"Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseballs around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball." -Pete Hamill
by Bryce on Oct 5, 2009 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hoped someone would
"We made too many wrong mistakes." ~Yogi Berra
"The ballplayer who loses his head, who can't keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all." ~Lou Gehrig
JFK
by jrockies on Oct 5, 2009 2:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wailord did, too.
As did kishi and snakecharmer and probably someone else.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep, I did
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on Oct 5, 2009 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good to know we have a lot of some support from the Pit Brass
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by Andrew Martin on Oct 5, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It occurs to me
that had Colangelo properly sold the ‘Backs to Arte Moreno when he tried to buy them, the Angels on the field would really be the D’Backs.
Of course they would be known as the Arizona Diamondbacks of Los Angeles, but still . . .
by NASCARbernet on Oct 5, 2009 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's pretty funny.
"Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseballs around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball." -Pete Hamill
by Bryce on Oct 5, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only, CAR.
If only.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, Wailord!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Nobody on the road Nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air The summer's out of reach
by 4 Corners Fan on Oct 5, 2009 3:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
it's his birthday?
Hey happy birthday man, don’t wreck that 84 Volvo you’re undoubtedly gonna end up driving.
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by Andrew Martin on Oct 5, 2009 3:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cardinals definetly.
I was a Cardinals fan before I was a Dbacks fan.
by SaveUsY2J on Oct 5, 2009 3:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
For the record
I was originally thinking about the Cards, but then the sonnet reminded me that they traded for Sailor Moon.
"I can't accept and won't concede that this is who we are..."
by kishi on Oct 5, 2009 4:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh snap.
I forgot about that. Then again, Sailor Moon’s been on the DL for mental problems, so we can at least laugh at him/her/it.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They say
Repeating the same action over and over again is the biggest sign of insanity.
Wanting to play for the Padres is #2. I rest my case.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 5, 2009 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I voted for the Rockies.
Just thought y’all might want to know….
Never give up, never surrender.
by coolopotamus on Oct 5, 2009 6:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I am stunned
Simply stunned, by this shocking development. :-)
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 5, 2009 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey,
at least she’s being straight up about it.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
go Pujols.
Did you hear Eric Byrnes is writing a book?
It's going to be a pop-up book.
by Muu on Oct 5, 2009 7:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh... heh.... poo holes.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It strikes me
that it’s possible that not only is St. Louis leading because of the mass of VEB voters, and the sonnet, and the fact that they’re not the Phillies or a division rival of the Dbacks, but they’re also playing the hated Dodgers in the first round.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 5, 2009 9:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Good analysis
on the Cards vs. trolly avoiders
"We made too many wrong mistakes." ~Yogi Berra
"The ballplayer who loses his head, who can't keep his cool, is worse than no ballplayer at all." ~Lou Gehrig
JFK
by jrockies on Oct 5, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You guys are tricky!
I came over here to stuff the ballot for the Cardinals, but of course felt obliged to be honest and I had to choose the “ballot-stuffing” option. :(
Oh well, it looks like you guys are choosing the good guys in this battle, so welcome to Cardinal Nation!
by mtalken on Oct 5, 2009 10:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Um... I didn't see the ballot stuffing option...
so I voted for the Cardinals. If I had seen that option I would have picked that because I think it’s funny. But the D-Backs are my favorite NL West team so does that make it better? Sorry friends. You can take out my vote if you want. But you have to admit that sonnet deserved some love.
Who needs affection when you can have blind hatred?
by ClemsonGirl on Oct 5, 2009 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh....
this thread is fun.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 6, 2009 3:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Was it something I said?
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 8, 2009 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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