Make Your Pitch: The NL playoff teams want YOU...

The regular season is over, and we now move on to the playoffs. Well, the Diamondbacks don't, but most fans will still be watching with interest as things progress in the post-season. We all have our own loyalties, but in order to decide who gets the Official AZ SnakePit Playoff Endorsements, I reached out to all the SB Nation blogs that are taking part, and asked them to make a pitch for the support of the post-season neutrals here in Arizona. The AL version will follow, just as soon as the league gets their act together and decides who'll be taking part out of the Central division. But after the jump, you'll find what the National League contenders had to say for themselves.

[Update] I have now added a sixth option to the poll, since I suspect a significant number of those voting may not actually be Diamondbacks fans at all...

First up, Dan Moore, from Viva El Birdos, through his hat into the ring with a pitch for the Cardinals.
Thanks for the opportunity to win your fanbase. I thought I'd express my love for the Cardinals in the same way Shakespeare would have, if he were still alive to tell us how much he loved the Cardinals.

THE CARDINALS
A SONNET
by Dan Moore (feat. Albert Pujols)

There on the edge of plausibility,
a figure stalks across beisbol fields—
his swing a picture of agility; 
against his accent "G" and "T" yield. 

Behind him saunters a standing army,
players we guessed would be lying in traction.
Carpenter's shoulder—lost years, it harmed me—
somehow surviving two seasons' inaction.

A team of destiny and Mozeliak:
Injuries conquered and outfield acquired,
Shortstop still saved with Khalil out of whack,
Unlikely heroes and guns that are hired.

If after all that I still don't have you caring,
"It's our faulg your teang has gongtrol of Dag Hareng."

Eric Stephen, of True Blue LA, bravely takes up the tough job of canvassing on behalf of the Dodgers:

Here's why the AZ Snake Pit members should throw their support to the Dodgers:
  • Phoenix for years was Dodger territory, with broadcast affiliates in Arizona dating back for God knows how long.  Now that you have your own team, obviously it's different, but ask your parents.  I bet a lot of them were Dodger fans.  You don't want to disappoint your parents, do you?
  • Speaking of broadcasting, the Dodgers have Vin Scully, in his 60th season behind the microphone.  He will be broadcasting the games on radio during the postseason.  Who better to be associated with the World Series than Mr. Scully?
  • Stay within the NL West!  A victory for the Dodgers is a win for the division, in the never ending struggle for national respect.  I realize the Rockies are also in the NL West, but George Frazier is one of their broadcasters.  Why reward Frazier, on of the worst announcers in baseball, over Scully?
  • The longer the Dodgers last in the postseason, the more highlights we will see of Kirk Gibson's home run in Game One of the 1988 World Series.  With each viewing, the announcers might mention Gibson is currently a coach with Arizona.  Getting the name "Diamondbacks" into a postseason broadcast is a good thing.
  • Rooting for the Dodgers can only bring good karma, and you owe us for Rusty Ryal's line drive that nearly ended Hiroki Kuroda.
  • If the Dodgers win the World Series, it is a lock that Ned Colletti will be given a long-term extension as general manager.  He has given a combined $127.2 million to Andruw Jones, Jason Schmidt, and Juan Pierre during his Dodger tenure.  This is a good thing for D-Backs fans.

WholeCamels out of The Good Phight, opted to get his pitch in early, creating a Fanpost for the Phillies. But in the interests of completeness, here's what he had to say:

As your Philadelphia Phillies blogger, here's my pitch:

Because red is good (different hues, but so what?).

Because you're as sick of hearing about the National League's inferiority as I am.  A repeat World Series Championship for a National League team would benefit the league.  "A rising tide raises all ships."

Because we're not the Dodgers or the Rockies, those guys can eat it hard.

Because we sent you Curt Schilling, in exchange for some crap and that sociopath Vicente Padilla.  And Schilling begat a World Championship.  Show some gratitude.

And lastly, because I am a former short-time Arizonan.  I lived in Tucson for a year, and that year happened to be 2001.  I went to Game One of the NLDS -- the Curt Schilling/Matt Morris pitchers' duel.  I cheered like a crazy person after that Luis Gonzalez blooper in Game Seven, and jumped in the pool at my apartment to celebrate.  I'll admit that it helped that there were about a dozen lightly-clothed UofA coeds in there too, but it was still a beautiful, pure moment.  I have a Tucson Sidewinders t-shirt that I still wear to this day.  I spent a couple nights in Summerhaven just a year or so before the big fire.  I miss Eegee's, I used to work at the Speedway Bookman's and acquired about half of my record collection there, saw a bunch of shows at the Rialto and Club Congress, and I got my dog there!  He just turned eight years old.

Okay, I realize that most of you are probably Maricopa County folks, but c'mon.  Was that a shameless pitch or what?

Go Phillies!

Finally, Russ from Purple Row, adopted the straightforward and to the point approach in support of the Rockies: "We welcome you with open arms over at Purple Row. We had such great fun with those of you who came over during the 2007 postseason, we'd love you to come over again." [Update: RockiesMagicNumber has now provided something a little more detailed]

Here’s why the AZ Snake Pit members should support the Colorado Rockies:

    * Rivalry. It sounds absurd, but after 2007, both teams looked to have a strong presence within the division and the two of us would be beating up on each other with our homegrown rosters for years. As it stands, the gods of regression hit you guys in a disproportionate manner as compared to us, which terrifies me for next season. I hate seeing teams hit by injury and regression, because I know that if we beat them, we’re not saying we bested Brandon Webb and Conor Jackson, we’re beating up on a massively regressed Chris Young and AAA players. It sounds arrogant, but I want to see these two teams embody excellence in building a homegrown team and fight each other to the top of the NL West for years to come. Respect your opponent.
    * Speaking of broadcasting, the Dodgers may have Vin Scully, but since his talents have been wasted on television, Jeff Kingery and Jack Corrigan have been painting the picture of the games over the airwaves for Colorado better than nearly anyone in baseball for the past forever, especially Kingery, who is in his final season. He’s been there since the inception.
    * Stay within the NL West! I agree with Eric, but why reward the Yankees West? I sure wish I could throw an entire payroll at 2 players who aren’t even playing for the team (Schmidt and Jones), don’t you? Then account for Manny and Pierre, and that is just a pile of misappropriated funds. Reward the wise fiscal organization.
    * You don’t want to root for Joe Torre. Or Manny.
    * The Cardinals wouldn’t even be where they were they not able to trade for Holliday at the deadline. The Rockies have been essentially the same club since day 1, adding only a few supplementary pieces here and there.
    * The American League is made of evil and gimmicky rules. "I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter."
    * Much as we “eat it hard” do you really want the entire NL to be centered around Philadelphia even more than it already is? PHILLIES PHILLIES PHILLIES OMG OMG OMG!!! Give me a break. More power to the unappreciated teams in terms of media markets.

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