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Superheros, Animals, and Strange Things With Legs - AKA Rookie Hazing Photos!

There were a few things I was very fortunate to be able to do at the three Diamondbacks/Giants games this week. (Aside from find really great seats at not-horribly-marked-up prices!) One of those fun things was, I found out from a Diamondback player that Rookie Hazing was going to be on Thursday!!! When this was confirmed by two other sources, I made plans to come to Thursday's game. Aside from the pitching match-up and the nice seats I saw available, which was tempting enough originally, this sealed it for me.

Details and photos behind the jump.

Star-divide

Before today's game, I checked with someone in the organization that they would indeed be putting the costumes on here, and not on the plane, which they did. This person said I could take photos. I mentioned it to someone else - I originally just wanted the photos for me, because I'd never seen any of the rookie hazings in person and I really wanted to - and asked this other person what they thought about my posting them online. They said I should go for it, and I agree, since the purpose of dressing them up like this (and dropping them off 3 blocks from the Chicago hotel and making them walk!) is public humiliation! :)

Some of them didn't want photos at all, some players kept walking too fast for my camera, and three people were kind enough to pose for me. Those are the only 3 I'm going to post here, mainly because those were the 3 that came out the clearest. :) But in case anyone's curious, I did have permission to take the photos. I hope some people in Chicago (or even outside the bus in San Fran) were able to get some photos too!

Ryan Roberts as a biker... dude? Chick? Not much of a stretch for him! ;) He was supposed to also have a mustache, he claimed it kept falling off! I was surprised to see Roberts dressed up, I guess he hadn't accrued enough time his during previous big-league stints to not be a rookie any more.

Gerardo Parra as a giant taco. I'm sure this would've terrified Mark Grace had he been around, but he wasn't. Parra was the one who voluntarily stopped and posed for me. Behind him is Max Scherzer as Wolverine.

Trent Oeltjen as a highway patrolman with super-short short-shorts!! That must've made for one uncomfortable flight! ;)

Other costumes I saw were a superhero with a cape (Romero), a giant baby (Ryal, I think), a giant toy duck, Zavada was something I really can't tell even from the photo (a giant red jumpsuit), Schlereth was a... well, "foul" shaped item, and others were Batman, a Spartan, a sailor (Gutierrez), a typical drag woman (Vasquez perhaps), and a prisoner (Allen, I think). There were a few others but I don't remember.

Sorry, boys! You know I love you all so very much but the purpose of costumes is humiliation. I appreciate my contacts for letting me take the photos and I hope I didn't violate anybody's trust and friendship. The photos are usually posted eventually, often by real newspaper outlets (like 2007) - this time it just happens to be by me. And I think they're quite funny. ;) Good job to you who picked them out!! P.S. The Giants rookies underwent the same humiliation today as they headed to San Diego. I wonder if the instigators went shopping together?

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Haha!!

Trent Oeltjen of Reno 911?

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by DbacksSkins on Oct 2, 2009 3:15 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lt Dangle!

I kid you not, that’s the character’s name. :-)

by emilylovesthedbacks on Oct 2, 2009 11:57 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hehe!!!

Trent does have a really nice legs!!

Thanks for sharing, Jenny!!! <3

we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.

by katers on Oct 2, 2009 3:19 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

All the "girls'" legs looked rather great!

:)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Oct 2, 2009 3:26 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I also don't feel too bad

about posting these photos because these were 3 of the lesser-embarrassing costumes. :) Trust me, Zavada and Schlereth were…uh…. uncomfortable!

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Oct 2, 2009 3:27 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What did they went as?

we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.

by katers on Oct 2, 2009 3:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mentioned them above ;)

A giant red jumpsuit thing and an…. other thing.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Oct 2, 2009 3:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh!!

Like, duh.

He probably went as a Spiderman? ::shrug::

we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.

by katers on Oct 2, 2009 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, that wasn't it

It was a red jumpsuit with white dangling things. It was bizarre…..

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Oct 2, 2009 3:41 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Schlereth...

Was he a walking dildo?

"AUGIE AUGIE AUGIE...OY OY OY!"

by Rockkstarr12 on Oct 6, 2009 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A taco with arms!

AAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Somehow, Roberts just looks like that’s not TOO much of a “costume”. The tattoos totally work with that. And I love TA as the Highway Patrolman.

Thanks, Jenny! Nice behind the scenes pics.

Nobody on the road Nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air The summer's out of reach

by 4 Corners Fan on Oct 2, 2009 3:33 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I loved that one!

And Parra loved it too cuz he was smiling and posed. That one was less embarrassing and just funny!! :)

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Oct 2, 2009 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm glad that he was being a good sport about it.

we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.

by katers on Oct 2, 2009 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lmao

I laugh until my head comes off.

by edbigghead on Oct 2, 2009 12:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Particular credit to that trio

For getting into the spirit of it. Don’t blame the others for hurrying past as fast as possible, but these three all went up in my estimation. Great pics, a lovely scoop for the ’Pit!

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Oct 2, 2009 12:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Exactly! Definite props to them.

Those three were great about it, Parra especially so – he was excited to pose! I appreciate their stopping for me and I hope they don’t mind the photos being here. :)

Right before most of them headed out the door, somebody in there said “Come on, ladies!” Hehehe.

Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco

by snakecharmer on Oct 2, 2009 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jenny, YOU ROCK!

Thanx for getting pix! I think Ryan Roberts looks sexy in his get-up but then he’s just sex on legs anyway :) Trent looks super studly as Lt. Dangle LOL and Gerardo Parra looks too cute as a giant taco. Wish we could have seen the others LOL

"AUGIE AUGIE AUGIE...OY OY OY!"

by Rockkstarr12 on Oct 3, 2009 12:37 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

these are great

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the darkness at Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

by hotclaws on Oct 5, 2009 4:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ryan

looks like his next stop is the leather bar.

I love the photo of Parra. Did they not remember that he’s Venezualan, though? Not all Latin Americans are Mexican, boys. ;)

by azshadowwalker on Oct 6, 2009 6:34 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think

that’s part of the joke.

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by DbacksSkins on Oct 6, 2009 3:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

whaaaaa???

:::head explodes:::

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on Oct 6, 2009 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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