Eric Byrnes has meeting on future with D-backs

"D-backs general manager Josh Byrnes and manager A.J. Hinch had breakfast with Eric Byrnes on Wednesday. On the menu was the outfielder's future in Arizona. "We just wanted to sit down and lay out what's in front of him," Josh Byrnes said, preferring to keep the specifics of the conversation private. Eric Byrnes did not immediately return phone messages left by MLB.com."

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Nice of them to chat with Eric, but what could they really say? ‘Eric, you’re terrible. We’d trade you I we could, but we can’t. If you make the team next year it’ll only be b/c of that ridiculous paycheck we keep writing you. Speaking of which, you’re picking up rhe tab here, right?’

"Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too. " ~Greg, age 8

by njjohn on Oct 16, 2009 10:57 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 0 recs

Subtitled

“Many surprised to find out he has one”

"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."

by kishi on Oct 17, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

hey as terrible as he was

if he finds himself rejuvenated and performs at a professional standard, I could care less if he’s back. If he’s producing, if he’s not on the juice and he’s healthy, he can play left field for me. If he can’t perform under the pressure, then sorry young man, thank you for your service and your efforts in the community but the club has to move on without you.

I used to be disgusted, now I try to be amused....

by piratedan7 on Oct 17, 2009 12:47 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Eric: Two words for ya

BU-BYE!

"If there's nothing wrong with me, maybe there's something wrong with the universe!"

by unnamedDBacksfan on Oct 17, 2009 6:06 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Josh & AJ: two words for you

Sunk costs

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Oct 17, 2009 10:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

We just got a picture taken at the meeting

“I guess that was your outfielder in the wood chipper?”

"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil

by Jim McLennan on Oct 17, 2009 1:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs

+999999999999999999999

Most Depressing Math Question Ever courtesy of Probability class: "Clark and Anthony are two old friends. Let A be the event that Clark will attend Anthony's funeral. Let B be the event that Anthony will attend Clark's funeral. Are A and B independent? Why or why not?"

by IHateSouthBend on Oct 18, 2009 3:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs