Playoff Gameday Thread, #2
With the Championship Series starting today, seems a good point to open up a new thread. Especially as the first one surged past 500 comments last night, thanks to a surprising burst of activity as the Arizona Fall League opener was followed. Our Scorpions beat the Saguards 8-4 - the best-known name in the Scorpions box-score last night was, Brandon Allen,. who went 1-for-5. Anyway, looks like they are having live scoring from the AFL this season, so we may see more in-game commentary. Especially if the doomsday scenario of a Yankees-Dodgers series comes to pass. Here's to that not taking place: go Angels and Phillies!
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Allen, Ciriaco and Gillespie all starting for the Scorpions today
In the first inning, Ciriaco had a single and scored in the first, Gillespie had a single and a stolen base, and Allen drew a walk. Scorpions up 1-0 in the second.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Scorpions pitching looking pretty good today
Only allowed one hit through four, which they erased with a double play on the next batter.
(The one hit so far is by the awesomely named Lance Zawadski.)
(MLB Gameday: Letting me follow AFL games when I really should be paying attention to my German professor.)
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Was the AFL game being broadcast somewhere or what?
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
MLB is running Gameday for the AFL this season.
Tied 1-1 in the ninth- much different game than Peoria Stadium saw yesterday, which ended up 17-2, I think.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Uh-oh
Scorpions give up a two-out triple in the bottom of the ninth. C’mon, Edlefsen, shut it down!
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
And they get the out
So we’re tied at the end of nine.
Do they do extra innings in the Fall League? I assume they do, but I could be wrong.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
They do
And the Scorpions have a runner on second to start the tenth.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
I think they just go ten
If it’s tied at the end of ten, it’s tied.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 14, 2009 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Runner advances to third on a ground out
And BA will get an IBB to face Gillespie.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
And Gillespie makes 'em pay!
RBI single, Scorpions up 2-1!
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Hmm
That run was allowed by Josh Judy. I guess he’s not Josh Judy and executioner.
In to pitch now for Peoria, DBacks draftee Evan Scribner. I’m sure we traded him for someone, but it’s not important. No, really, it’s not important. Let’s not talk about it. I’m sure we’re all happier that way.
Really.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Ouch
And Scribner throws two quick strikes, then uncorks two wild pitches to let the runners advance and then have Brandon Allen score. The batter Ks, but it’s 3-1 Scorpions going into the bottom of the tenth.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
I just looked it up
Please suck, Scribner. It’s the only way I can cope.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 14, 2009 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions
I told you were happier
And he at least obliged you today.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
And a 1-2-3 bottom of the tenth
As the Scorpions go to 2-0. Gillespie went 3 for 3 with two walks, a stolen base, and the go-ahead RBI in the tenth, while Ciriacio went 1 for 5 with a stolen base and a run scored. Allen was 0 for 2 but took three walks and had a run, so not a bad day for him, either.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Niiiiiice.
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
It was a good day
DBacks either scored or knocked in all of the runs. And Scribner was pretty bad, so a win all around.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Because I've decided this is the AFL thread
Steve Edfelsen, who pitches for the Scorpions, has a blog. He’s from the Giants farm system, but, hey, he’s a Scorpion for now.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
GO SCORPS!!
Yeah, since we’re in denial about the Dbacks’ horrible season, this is the official AFL thread.
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
WELCOME TO THE AZSCORPPIT,
an SB Nation blog dedicated to the Scottsdale Scorpions of the Arizona Fall League.
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
They just pulled up
A prospect, Brandon Allen, from their Triple-A affiliate the Arizona Diamondbacks…
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 15, 2009 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions
This
makes me sad. :-(
Don’t sell us short, Jim. The Dbacks are at LEAST a Quadruple-A team.
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And elsewhere in the AFL
43 runs scored in the two games so far, on 54 hits and 27 walks. Best line of the day so far belongs to Connor Graham of the Saguaros: 0.2 IP, 0 H, 2 ER, 6 BB.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Wow....
we oughta trade for THAT guy. He’d slot right into our bullpen as closer next year.
When I first read that line, I thought he was a hitter. Said to myself, “wow, he drew 6 walks?? Now THAT’s discipline!!”
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
Underway in LA
Not quite sure what happened, the box-score gives this interesting line:
- C. Utley flied out to deep center, S. Victorino caught stealing, pitcher to first to shortstop
WTF? Two separate plays combined into one line?
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Noo, they're just on crack
It was after Utley’s flyout.
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by snakecharmer on Oct 15, 2009 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions
And his first strikeout
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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by Jim McLennan on Oct 15, 2009 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Good times had by all.
Everytime Manny Ramirez strikes out, an angel gets his wings.
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
My, that was a fun inning
That gurgling sound you heard was Kershaw imploding. Five runs allowed while retiring two Phillies batters. Walked the opposing pitcher on four straight, and became the first pitcher in LCS history to throw three wild pitches in the same inning.
And we laughed and laughed…
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Ugh
Lead cut to 5-4, due to freaking Manny.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
8-6
Good Guys. Through 7 2/3.
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
It was 8-4
then the Dodgers started going bezerk and now Manny’s up with two outs and runners at the corners, down 8-6 (bottom 8).
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
It kinda makes me laugh
to see anyone refer to the Phillies as “Good Guys”. (Even though they ARE in this context)
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
Hah!
Mandy can’t run either. End of eight, Phillies still two up.
A lot closer than I thought it was going to be.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Well
all that matters is that Philly is up.
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
And the Phillies go up 1-0
Nice start.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Meanwhile, in the AFL
The Scorpions took a 4-3 lead over Phoenix, but ended up losing 9-4. Future DBacks didn’t do too well- Brandon Allen and Cole Gillespie both went 0 for 4.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Ugh....
there goes our undefeated season.
Man, I HATE Phoenix.
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
This team's crap
Let’s slash the seats.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 16, 2009 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions
All bashing *I hope* aside,
I was actually rooting for the Dodgers in this one… It’s hard for me to watch a game without taking a side.
Well, all but missed Game 2
Tense pitcher’s duel in LA – Phillies up 1-0 in the bottom of the eight, but the Dodgers have men on the corners with one out.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Never mind
Yahoo! lying to me again. Dodgers already scored a run and have men on the corners
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 16, 2009 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions
Ugh
Phillies were up 1-0, but it seems like they’re really fighting to have the series tied when it goes back east. They’ve had a pretty awful eighth and it’s tied with runners at the corners now.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Also
Dear Dodgers- You can’t use the celebration music from the end of A New Hope. You hired Joe Torre. You traded for and then re-signed Manny. You are the evil Empire. Knock it off.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
+1,000,000
Also, I love how they play, “Don’t Stop Believin’”, you know, being the huge underdogs that they are.
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
So they bring in Madsen
Who walks the first batter he faces.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
We root for them
And this is how they repay us… :-(
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 16, 2009 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions
Games like this
Make me want to focus on football. Or soccer. Or rugby. Or anything besides baseball.
Except basketball.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
And DOWN goes Kemp
One more out to get, and the game is still on.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
JA Happ in
Interesting move. Guess they are going with Pedro as a starter?
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Might say that
Since he pitched the first seven innings today… =)
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Like I said
Missed it. :-)
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 16, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Whaaaaaa?
Ethier gets a walk on a pitch that the announcers describe as “right down the middle for a ball.”
Dodgers up 2-1, and Manny comes up with the bases loaded. Ugh.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
And Manny pops up the first pitch for the last out
but the Phillies need to get a run off who I assume will be Broxton here…
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
To the fifth pitcher of the half-inning
I love the playoffs. :-0
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 16, 2009 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions
Bleh
Dodgers win.
Off to more interesting things. Like, I don’t know, figuring out what anti-virus program I should use.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Booo.....
Saw the last couple of outs. Series tied, and off to Philadelphia. Hopefully, it doesn’t come back to LA.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Meanwhile, in the AFL
Brandon Allen is batting cleanup again Stephen Strasburg tonight.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Allen draws a walk in his first at-bat
But a double play means Strasburg has faced the minimum through two. He’s got a 3-0 lead in the middle of the second.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
We're over at the Sci-Fi Festival
Judith O’Dea – Barbara from Night of the Living Dead just meandered past our booth. I had to restrain Mrs. SnakePit from leaping up and yelling “We’re coming to get you, Barbara!” at her. Bet she’s never heard that before… :-)
In the AFL, Strassburg is done: 3.1 innings, two hits, one walk, two K’s, no earned runs. Pulled with Brandon Allen in the on-deck circle. Strassburg clearly fears him.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
I can't blame Mrs. Snakepit
That would have been my first thought, as well.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
And, I note, the Yankees couldn't sell out the game last night
I trust this will end comments regarding our failure in this area a couple of years ago. Link
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Wow
The Yankees only sold out 7 games this season? Though, with seats at $2600, I guess I’m not too surprised…
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
That was
a pretty biased article…. scathing.
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
by DbacksSkins on Oct 19, 2009 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions
F'rell
Yankees just took a 1-0 lead in the second inning. Meh.
Off back we go to the Horror Sci-Fi Festival. Tonight’s guest, Marilyn Burns from The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. The original one, not the crappy remake…
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Victory over communism!
As Joe-Bob Briggs used to say. A single and a wild pitch help the Angels tie things up in the middle of the sixth.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Oops,, fifth
Yankees put their first two on in the bottom, but Darh Maul a,,k,a, Jeter grounds into a double-play and catastrophe (likely shaped like an Ewok) is averted.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 17, 2009 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions
I'd like to reiterate
that no team can beat the Yankees.
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
In Philadelphia
Hiroki Kuroda lasted through all of four outs before he was pulled for Scott Elbert, who had twice as many walks as outs. Phillies up 6-0 going into the third.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Final score: 11-0
Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha!
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
I hope SeanMillerSavior
stops by to reason that the Dodgers will win the series.
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
My brother
was at the game.
(Rooting for the Phillies, obviously)
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
by DbacksSkins on Oct 19, 2009 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions
A total heart-stopper in Anaheim so far
Yankees took a 3-0 lead, Angels came back to take a 4-3 lead, but New York hit their fourth homer in the eighth to tie things up again. Anaheim just had a lead off double in the bottom half erased, as the batter went too far towards third and was erased as the relay throw was cut off before he could go back to second.
Sheesh, it’s not enough you have to NYY, teams have to stop giving games away like this. It’s like the teams they’ve played have bet on the Yankees or something.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
And
Extra innings, but this time the Angels get the walkoff win. It’s a start…
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
I approve.
Despite the whims of my evil gf.
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by DbacksSkins on Oct 19, 2009 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
::calls cops on katers for domestic violence::
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
by DbacksSkins on Oct 20, 2009 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions
I gave up in the tenth
When they had a man on third and no outs, but couldn’t score. At that point, it seemed fated to be a Yankees win. Must give up on the Angels more often.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 19, 2009 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Argh!
I forgot that tonight was the night the Scorpions are playing in Surprise! And, of course, tonight is the night I have to study for two midterms and summarize five stories for class tomorrow. Dammit.
And the Dodgers are up 5-4.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Nice
Scorpions just put together a 6 run inning in the top of the fourth- Ciriaco had an RBI single, and BA had a two RBI double to score Ciriaco.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
4-3?
Unless this is kishi posting on his Wormhole 3000 device again. ;-)
Six outs left for the Phillies to squeeze out a run or, better, more.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 19, 2009 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Right, 4-3
I switched tags to check again, and accidentally noted the score from the Angels-Yankees game.
What, one LA franchise is pretty much interchangeable with another, right? =)
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
F'rell
That might have been the Cardinals’ best chance: two on with one out, and Howard and Werth up. But Howard fans on the high heat, and Broxton then gets Werth on a ball almost the warning track. Still got the ninth, but it looks like the series will be even after four.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Jim
I think you’re the anti-Wailord.
Phillies go up 3-1 in the series and can clinch at home on Wednesday.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Also,
“Cardinals’”?
Good thing we have Spring Training to work these things out, right, Jim?
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
by DbacksSkins on Oct 20, 2009 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
I was going to let that slide for the time being…
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
[Shrug]
Prolly goes to show how little I really care about this post-season.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 20, 2009 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions
Fair.
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
Woo-hoo!
That sobbing you hear is Mark Grace crying into his beer, as the Biggest Man in the World blows a save, with a two-run hit by Jimmy Rollins giving the Phillies victory and a 3-1 lead.
I think this was probably the best day of the playoffs yet.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Ah
Quoth the SMSavior, “We’ll get them next year”. Apparently defeat is beginning to settle in. <3
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
Pfft
I also liked this comment from him: “I cant stand these Philly fans posting on our blog”
Uh-huh.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
I guess
this one can be chalked up to karma or something, but regardless of what’s at play, the Dodgers just completely blew their chance of even getting to the World Series (no pennant for you guys!)… and I’m absolutely relishing every second of it.
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
Wow....
be careful with these statements. The Phillies haven’t clinched YET.
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
Yeah
Jim, could we get a post from you about how you’ve given up on the Phillies season, just to balance out here?
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
No kidding
You do appreciate, Wailord, that if the Dodgers make a comeback, then it is all your fault. And per kishi:
Phillies without a chance.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 20, 2009 11:37 AM EDT up reply actions
Not that
anyone is sympathetic, cos A) it’s the Yankees and B) they’re already up 3-0, but the Yanks just got jobbed with that call. Swisher definitely didn’t leave early. Ump wasn’t even looking at Swish!
What. The. Hell.
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
OH SNAP
A-Rod rips a BOMB to make the game 5-0.
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
[Yawn]
What time does the Phillies game start?
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 21, 2009 12:20 PM EDT up reply actions
Who cares?
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(715 ET)
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
Well
I thought about doing it 100,000 times, but Jim would probably fire up the banhammer.
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
I would do it too
but Jim will probably fire up the banhammer
and Phil probably will break up with me for being an evil gf.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
So, not all bad then?
:-)
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 22, 2009 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm....
should I be insulted?
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
I suggest tuning down your support for the Yankees
if you want me to fix your brakes.
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
by DbacksSkins on Oct 21, 2009 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions
:-P
It’s not like I was wearing Yankess jersey, cap and the whole nine yards and rubbing into your face. (Be glad they’re all back in Jersey somewhere hidden in my Dad’s attic).
If you’re still feel up coming, bring your flashlight. I don’t know if you will be able to see them in carport.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Just for that,
you don’t get to see my Roger Maris print.
Well, okay, maybe later.
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
by DbacksSkins on Oct 22, 2009 12:59 PM EDT up reply actions
3 RUN
HOMER BY WERTH
YOU CAN BE AN ALL-STAR ANY DAYYYYYYYYY
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
But
he has a little rabies-infested rodent living on his face??
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
by DbacksSkins on Oct 21, 2009 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions
What about
on your face?
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
And
I’m certain your wife is appreciative of that fact.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Fail
Top of the eighth, Dodgers load the bases, bring in one run and still have the bases loaded, no outs. Next three batters: foul out, strike out, ground out.
I think that might be the end of the Dodgers season.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
BWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
by DbacksSkins on Oct 21, 2009 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions
And if that weren't enough
Dodgers give up a run on a wild pitch in the bottom of the inning.
Does it count as EpicFail yet? I mean, the main reason they weren’t swept was that the Phillies botched Game 2.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Two more outs
then it’ll be EpicFail.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on Oct 21, 2009 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, that was most definitely it
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
by snakecharmer on Oct 21, 2009 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions
One out to go!!!
I can’t really believe I’m rooting for the Phillies but CMON PHILLIEEEEEEEEEEEES.
Things ’Skins has in common with foulpole for 400, please. -- soco
I really hope
the Angels somehow beat the Yankees.
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
by DbacksSkins on Oct 21, 2009 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Phillies advance to the World Series
And if they can hit like this in New York, they’ll be hard to stop.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
My brother
isn’t even a huge baseball fan, but he’s definitely on the bandwagon this year.
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
[Loud sustained applause]
At least there’ll be a reason to pay attention to the World Series. Still clinging on to a forlorn hope that the Yankees might implode, but it’s looking like it’ll be a NYY-PHI series. Cliff Lee in Game 1, I presume? Should be interesting: the Phillies are likely the only NL team with the hitting talent to slug it out with the Yankees.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
I love The Onion
A-Rod Can’t Wait To Someday Tell Estranged Grandchildren About 2009 Postseason
But he’s a real gentleman- just look at his haircut!
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Wow
How is it that the Dodgers haven’t won a pennant since 1988? I mean, I hate LA and all, but they seem to have too big of a market (not that it determines anything, see Mets) to not even get to the WS for 21 years.
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
Mismanagement
for large swaths of time?
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
There was one throwaway joke in Futurama
where they visited Shea Stadium (in the future, obviously) and it proudly said, “Home of the 1986 World Champion Mets”
:-P
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
by DbacksSkins on Oct 25, 2009 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Meanwhile, in the Fall League
Strasburg got mauled today- 2.2 innings, 8 runs (7 earned) and three home runs allowed.
He’s gonna fit right in with the Natinals!
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
...
…
…
…
Wow.
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
Granted,
he won’t be pitching at 1100 ft elevation very often in his career.
I have a shrine dedicated to Mark Reynolds, wherein I keep his bobblehead, signed baseball, and jersey T-shirt.
by DbacksSkins on Oct 25, 2009 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions
F-ing Yankees
Looks like Lackey was very upset to be taken out with a 4-0 lead – and rightfully so, in hindsight. First pitch from the bullpen, three-run double. After an intentional walk, Matsui singles and the next Yankee adds a two-run double. New York has scored six runs without a batter being retired.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
W00t
Angels score three in the bottom of the seventh and it’s back to 7-6 good guys. Six Yankee outs to get to send the series back to New York.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Stupid Stupid Stupid...
Intentionally walking Alex Rodriguez with 2 outs in the ninth inning and only a one-run lead. ’Cause that worked out so well when Boston did it last week. Un-fricki-believable…
Game 6 rained out tonight
Probably helps the Phillies, as if the Yankees advance, it means they won’t have to face CC Sabathia in Game One, and with Cliff Lee going, will likely have an edge in starting pitching.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Yankees advance to World Series
with 5-2 victory over the Angels.
:-D
Soco and I are very, very excited.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Shhhh
I’m already the villain enough around here!
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
You and ESPN both
Expect two weeks of full on East-coast bias…
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 27, 2009 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Wait... ESPN?
I don’t have ESPN on my DirectTV.
::muttering:: This blows.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Oh, it'll be on Fox
But ESPN are probably worse for the bias.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 27, 2009 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
How can you
not have ESPN on DirecTV??
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Because
I get basic package and sport packs. Both doesn’t includes ESPN.
And I don’t like ESPN.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Wha?
The sports pack doesn’t include ESPN? Granted, ESPN does suck, but still…
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Nope.
It doesn’t. My roommate was rather disappointed.
::shrug::
ESPN is a joke. Most of their headlines are bunch of recycled materials.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Since when
does that bother you? You’re a New York fan…
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Since like…ever? I’ve always thought ESPN was a joke since the day one. My ex-fiance LOVED (I believe he still does to this day) and worshiped ESPN’s commentators and I’ve always shoot him, “Are you fcking kidding me?” look.
::shrug:: I’m a fan because I figures it makes sense to support home team. Say whatever you want to say about Yankess (although I do find your remarks funny as hell) but I hate Phillies.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
No,
I was talking about since when does it bother you that ESPN has East Coast bias?
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Are you positive?
That doesn’t seem right to me…
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
I can always check
if you would like me to.
I know I can be a little bit of airhead sometimes. :-P
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Check channel 206
Because according to DirectTV’s website, ESPN is included in every package I look at…
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Beat me to it.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
That's not right.
You should complain.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Thought I'd share this
So today started the next season of helping out the local high school baseball team, and there’s an ever-changing third coach slot; this time, it’s some guy named Coach Muir. Surprisingly enough, he’s a pitcher for the Toros. Awesome, no? <3
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
Wow. Really?
Small world. You talk to him at all?
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
by DbacksSkins on Oct 26, 2009 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions
Not yet
I’ll probably warm up to him when the season starts. It’s just intramurals at this point.
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
GO PHILLIES!! WOO!!!
On another note, BOTH MARK GRACE AND OZZIE GUILLEN ARE ON THE PREGAME SHOW???!!
Something bad is inevitably going to happen from this.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Yankees fans rain boos on the Phillies
while announcing the Phillies starting lineup.
Nice of them to make the Phillies feel like home.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Um....?
Yankees mgmt? Do you see the irony in playing the Imperial March while introducing the Phillies?
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
AWWW C'MON.
Now they play the Rebel march from the end of A New Hope while announcing the Yankees!??
God is INEVITABLY going to punish them for this.
Awww, poor underdog rebel Yankees, with home field advantage and the biggest payroll in the universe.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Yeah, pretty much my thought
Absurd.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Soco would be livid.
Wait…. no, soco would be proud.
Stupid soco.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
That's cool that it's Yogi Berra.
Kind of a bait n’ switch that it’s Mrs. Obama and Mrs. Biden, but eh
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Eh
Yogi makes up for it, guy is pretty awesome.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Odierno?
Is that Ray Odierno’s son?
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Utley to 3rd
on the double by Howard.
C’mon, Phillies!!
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
W00t
Be nice for them to come through here early, shatter the Yankee air of invincibility.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 28, 2009 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions
You watching, Jim?
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Nah, still at work
This East-coast series is going to kill me.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 28, 2009 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions
Man
This post-season is the worst. Nothing but players I don’t really like.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
As they point out that Jayson Werth was on the All Star Team….
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Also
“the best player you’ve never heard of”.
With the most mammalian facial hair.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Bases loaded, Phils!!
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Philly phail.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Phrak
:-(
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 28, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
:::wishing I could watch the game:::
I do honsetly think that baseball gods hate me.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Don't you get FOX?
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 28, 2009 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions
DirectTV
is on frizz. :(
All other channels are clear except for Fox. :-(
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
YAY!!
I can watch the game.
::do a happy dance::
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
You're such a loser. :-P
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
hai guyz
I just wanted to get a token comment here for the WS.
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
Would you mind also saying how the Yankees are going to win?
KTHX
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 28, 2009 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions
I should
go down to the Strip and put a few thousand on the Yankees. There’s no chance that Philadelphia can win this game.
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
Good call.
Now Jim needs to do the same.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Oh,
because Cliff Lee is pitching.
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
On random
Why does MLB.com display random people’s messages on their front page? Why should I care that one “bdogjyd” says, “I think the Phillies are going to win in seven games. The Yankees are going to put up a heck of a fight.”?
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
This is
like a comment I would make. (Your comment ranting about the comments on MLB.com, I mean)
I approve, Wailord. WTF?
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Alrighty then.
(and with that, I’m off to softball)
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
Enjoy.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Nice.
I jump in the shower at the beginning of the bottom of the 1st, and jump out and discover that I haven’t missed anything.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
I really, really, REALLY hate
those ****ing Mac/PC commercials.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
I do, too
Which is unfortunate, because John Hodgman is pretty funny otherwise.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Actually
My dislike isn’t unfortunate, his involvement is unfortunate.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Yeah,
but it was a dumb career move on his part. He’s going to be typecast now.
Same thing for Justin Long. Now, everytime I see him in a movie, I grit my teeth and think about what an obnoxious douche he is.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
And *that* is unfortunate
Because I do enjoy both Galaxy Quest and Dodgeball.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
+1
on all points.
Do you follow John Hodgman on twitter?
by emilylovesthedbacks on Oct 29, 2009 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions
Who was he
in Galaxy Quest?
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
by DbacksSkins on Oct 29, 2009 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions
He was the teenage nerd who Nesmith accidentally swapped communicators with.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Ahhhhh.
Right.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Man, I hate having to root for the Phillies.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Screw that.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
UTLEY!!
1-0!
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Far and away the best 2B in the majors.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
And....
Jeter’s unusually high BABIP stays high.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
anyone else think its Ironic they played the Imperial march when they anounced the phillies.
I think the music guy made a mistake.
Read up.
;-)
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Anyone else get an email form Dbacks.com.
That tells you to go to Wild horse pass. Quite a pointless email especially when Wild horse Pass in my opinion is one of the worst resorts in the Phoenix area.
Aren't you
underage to be gambling?
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
That the 'Special Announcement for D-backs fans'?
The one I deleted unread?
Upon further review, I was write to do so. It was neither in any way special, nor did it possess any relationship to me being a D-back fan. Stop me if I’m wrong, but I thought I had signed up for emails from and about the Diamondbacks – not shameless plugs from anyone else who gives them a few bucks.
What does this ‘unsubscribe’ link do…?
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 28, 2009 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions
You was write?
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Grammar, gentlemen!
He were write.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Raul Ibanez was
“one of the great postseason signings in history.”
WHAT….THE….****???!
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Hmmm....
makes me happy to know that my tax dollars paid for this stupid GM commercial, starring Howie Long.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Ugh
Though I suppose he is pretty well cast for the smug attitude of a company that only survives on a government bailout and then wants to tell us that we have to buy their cars to help the country.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
I keep thinking
“Kurt Russell’s plastic surgery went really wrong, didn’t it?”
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 28, 2009 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Really
Jack Burton deserves better than to be associated with a jackass like Howie Long.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
I'd go with Snake Plissken
Personally.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 28, 2009 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Alright. Gotta run.
Be back in the thread later.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Back
Had to get dinner.
So…I take it that I haven’t missed anything?
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Chase Utley
I like. Feel free to keeping slugging 4.000 in this World Series, for as long as you want.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Nine outs to get
Phillies 2-0 up and Lee still looking really good.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
And now we enter the seventh inning stretch
This “I miss Take Me Out to the Ballgame” rant is brought to you by Kishi and the New York Yankees…
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
But... But...
If we don’t sing God Bless America, then the terrorists have won.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 28, 2009 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions
End of the seventh
Lee still very, very impressive. His performances these playoffs have been so good as to make me wonder how anyone scored any runs off him in the regular season.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
As I recall
The Diamondbacks had the same question this year…
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Brian Bruney on the Yankees World Series roster
That makes me fractionally more favorably inclined towards them.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
And
There he is!
As his first pitch bounces past the catcher. And the second bounces off the catcher.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
4-0 Phillies
Their only hit in the eighth is a two-out single – but that came after the Yankees had walked the bases loaded.
Loved the stat that Werth is the first LHB to hit two homers in a World Series game off LHP since Babe Ruth in 1928
And, what about that grab behind his back by Lee? Wow.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Er, Utley, of course
Now Utley up with a chance to homer again. 5-0 Phillies now. Looking fairy comfortable.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 28, 2009 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions
And there Bruney goes
Faces four batters, gets a pop up, a single, a double, and a single.
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
I'm just glad John Lennon
Isn’t about to hear that bastardization of All You Need is Love, or he’d be calling up Mark David Chapman for a meet and greet.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
-1
Too soon!
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
by DbacksSkins on Oct 29, 2009 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions
Stop me if I'm wrong
But you weren’t even born when Lennon was killed in 1980… No-one who wasn’t around when the event took place can call ‘Too soon!’ New SnakePit rule. :-)
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 29, 2009 12:24 PM EDT up reply actions
There goes the shutout
As the Phillies don’t turn a double-play and throw the ball into the dugout instead. However, the Yankees are down to their final out, and 6-1 down. Lee is still out there…
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
And a K to end it
Phillies up 1-0!
"Spam headline: 'YOU ARE CHOSEN!' Oh, Morpheus, you're getting pretty lazy."
"Or they are informing you you are Jewish in a very lame conversion campaign."
"In either case, sending me spam is not the way to invite me to Zion."
Excellent start
Hopefully Pedro will show the Yankees tomorrow who’s their daddy.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Very very nice
to come home from work to a win. Let’s keep it up.
by emilylovesthedbacks on Oct 29, 2009 12:26 AM EDT reply actions
I'm annoyed
with seeing this particular quote being used on my friends’ facebook status.
Our Father who are in Philadelphia, Baseball be thy name. Thy will be done, the Commissioner’s Trophy be won, On grass, as well as in the stands. Give us this day our bats and gloves, and forgive us our errors, as we forgive those who strikes out against us. Lead us not into elimination But deliver us to victory. In the name of the fans, Harry Kalas, and the holy Phillies. AMEN!
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Yeah, why not just go with
“Yankees suck”?
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 29, 2009 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm....
deaf?
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
I'm learning
to recognize these things.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
by DbacksSkins on Oct 31, 2009 10:29 AM EDT up reply actions
I've noticed
you’ve been learning a quite bit lately. :-)
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
I have?
About what?
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Well, you’ve learned a quite bit today from Mrs Soco’s mini-sign language lesson. (Still think it’s funny, but at the same time I feel bad.)
Mmm…. just a little bit about deaf culture and how things works. (like videophone, rear-view caption and so so).
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
I honestly
didn’t really learn anything whatsoever from mrssoco’s sign language lesson. At least, if I did, I don’t remember any of it.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Well, it has to be done
The Yankees have won this series. It’s already over.
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
You're doing fine.
Now keep it up!
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Okay
what’s the deal with Jeter being “Mr November?” The Fox announcers were just circle jerking about Jeter, calling him “Mr November” in 2001.
Does no one remember that the Yankees lost that Series? Randy Johnson should be Mr November.
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
Cole Hamels
looked pretty darn good in that first inning.
Any other lame-o’s not out partying on Halloween?
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
Just got back from the front porch
All our candy has been snatched away by costumed locusts, so we’re hiding in the computer room with the lights off…
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
by Jim McLennan on Oct 31, 2009 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions
What's
the deal with Petitte? Dude’s pitching ultra-slow.
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
Yusmeiro Pettitte?
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
What's
the deal with all my “what’s the deals?”
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
Um....
you got comedy tips from Jerry Seinfeld?
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
What's
the deal with you coming in late all the time?
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
I mean hey?
WHAT is the DEAL with that?
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Ouch
Yankees pull a Valverde and walk in a run.
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
Howard
is just not having a great World Series at all. 11 strikeouts so far.
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
Yankees inching closer
Cole Hamels not what the Phillies wanted. Andy Pettitte – a career .134 hitter – drives in the tying run and the Yanks are 6-4 up after six.
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Chad Durbin pitching for the Phillies
I thought for a moment it was JD Durbin, and was about to go off on a rant.
Still sucked though, and the Yankees are three up. Wonder if we’ll see Rivera for two innings again tonight?
"Win, or die" -- Marquise de Merteuil
Probably
will depend on if Hughes sucks tonight,
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
Girardi told the broadcast team
that Rivera wouldn’t be going for 2.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
*waves*
well…hello there!
sheepish grin :-D
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Hey now...
But Phil and I did watch the game. That should count for something!
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Naw isscoo'
not like there was really anyone else here, either.
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
Not all of it?
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Yeah, katers and I were watching the Yankees win,
but I decided I’d rather go do something more interesting, like buy motor oil.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
I'm glad I wasn't the only one
to notice that Howard neglected to touch home. I really don’t think it’s that big of a deal though… the ball got away, he could’ve tagged it easily afterwards. Though, I don’t know every rule- if he misses home on a slide, ends up like five feet away, can he go back and tag?
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
Lately
I’ve been on a baseball sim binge. In one game, I pitted ‘01 Randy vs ’09 Cliff Lee, and the ’backs won 10-9, courtesy of an eighth-inning Sanders Slam (not off of Lidge!). Then again, that’s coming from the same sim that says that the 2003 Tigers would beat the 1998 Yankees…
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
Well...
Geez, I hope they don’t sweep the Phillies in Philly. That’s not being very nice now is it? ;-)
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Don't make me ban you....
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
::biting lips::
I’ll be a good girl. I promise.
we're like a borg ship; resistance is futile-- soco via twitter.
Check this out
I’d be interested in hearing y’all’s feelings on the situation.
Warning: the above represents the thoughts and opinions of a 16-year-old.
Wanna see how bad I suck at softball? See my stats...
I think
that it has nothing to do with baseball, so who cares?
I am Shiva the Destroyer, your harbinger of doom this evening.
You're just bitter
because the Bills lost. AGAIN.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.
Wow.
You stay classy, Bal’more.
I don't think this has ever happened before. The Redskins suck, yet the (Arizona) Cardinals and (University of Arizona) Wildcats don't.

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