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Gameday Thread, #140: 9/5 vs. Dodgers

Arizona Diamondbacks at Los Angeles Dodgers, Sep 5, 2008 10:05 PM EDT


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Dan Haren
RHP, 14-7, 3.24

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Derek Lowe
RHP, 11-11, 3.69

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Deep breath, and here we go: probably the most important series of the year for Arizona. It's just gone 6pm and I am still at work, as Mrs. SnakePit had to take the car to get the A/C repaired. I'm quite impressed it survived the whole summer, reaching September before conking out. We debated whether or not to try and survive until the weather cools, but a couple of days of 2/55 air-conditioning [two windows down, driving at 55mph...] convinced us otherwise.

There's really not much more I can add about tonight's game. We all know how crucial it is: we all know how much we need our starters to get back into the groove again over the weekend. We need to take advantage of every chance, score early, keep Mandy in check and take the (undoubtedly loud and raucous) Chavez Ravine crowd out of things. It's not going to be easy, but if we don't take at least one of the next three games, we don't deserve to be in the playoffs - it's basically as simple as that.

I hope to be home close to first-pitch, but feel free to start without me. All together now: BEAT...EL...AY... BEAT...EL...AY... BEAT...EL...AY... BEAT...EL...AY...

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Let's go, D-Backs!

Huge series, obviously. Time for Haren and Webby to come back with a vengeance.

"Only one thing is gonna walk you through this, Mal. Belief."

by kishi on Sep 5, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel so much better seeing that you posted here first kishi. We’re in good hands now.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun Facts

Or, Really Inane Facts, depending on your point of view.

In 15 games against LA this season, we’re 8-7. In those 8 wins, our run differential is 23, whereas in the 7 losses, it’s 26. We’ve lost by a maximum of 7 and won by a maximum of 6. And believe it or not, the bullpen has only been involved in two of those decisions – losses by Slaten (7/18 in extras) and Lyon (7/20 a game nobody needs to remember).

by snakecharmer on Sep 5, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Meanwhile...

In other games with playoff implications, the Phillies are 3-0 up on the Mets in the eighth,, the Cubs are getting hammered 9-0 by the Reds and Milwaukee have just gone ahead of San Diego 2-1 in the fourth inning.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Myers with an enormous game. 8 innings of 0 run, 3 hit, 10 K ball. Where did that come from??? Poor Philly fans must be driven completely batty by that guy. Things are interesting right now, though: bottom 9, 1 out, 1st and 3rd, Lidge pitching, Beltran up, 3-1 count.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sac fly. 2 outs, 1st base occupied. 3-2 Phillies.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean 3-1 Phillies.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

game over. good for the Phillies.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today’s lineup:

S. Drew ss .288
D. Eckstein 2b .364
C. Jackson lf .294
A. Dunn rf .240
C. Tracy 1b .270
M. Reynolds 3b .240
C. Young cf .244
C. Snyder c .239
D. Haren p .206

Dunn is back in rf and Trace gets the start at 1b. We only have 3 LHBs in the order against the right Lowe..

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

this Eckstein deal was huge if only for the fact that it pushed CY out of that 2 hole and really solidified the top of the lineup.

By the way, over on Foxsports.com Rosenthal actually calls Drew a darkhorse MVP candidate.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yikes.

I mean, the dude’s had a fantastic second half, but I don’t know if I’d go that far.

by Azreous on Sep 5, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s a pretty idiotic article IMO… he tries to make the case that the NL MVP is wide open, with 10 legitimate candidates. Hmmm… I see maybe 4 legitimate candidates: Pujols, Braun, Berkman, Reyes. And really, it’s not much of a race. It should be Pujols’ award.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Though there's the usual argument

Which to some extent I agree with, that how ‘valuable’ a player can be if his team don’t qualify for the playoffs?

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

but in a watered down NL i don’t see that applying:
cubs: ramirez? uh, no.
dodgers: manram? no way.
dbacks: drew, cojack?? c’mon
mets: reyes, wright, beltran? they’ve all been very good, but none have been standouts.
phillies: utley? huge first half, big slip in the second half.
brewers: braun? perhaps, but pujols has an ops a full 200 points better.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wolf has been on fire at the plate lately. He’s really tearing it up since moving to the lead off spot.

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

he’s been fantastic… MVP fantastic, though? don’t think so.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rosenthal actually calls Drew a darkhorse MVP candidate.

Well, if he called him a “dark horse” it doesn’t sound like he’s putting him in the drivers seat.

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn't matter what shade the horse is.

Drew’s still back on the starting block in the MVP conversation. Simple as that.

by Azreous on Sep 5, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he doesn’t even deserve to be in the conversation. he’s 36th in the league in OPS, #7 among MIs.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

and he’s #3 with an AZ connection (Uggla, Hardy, Drew)

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn AZ'nans

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

The addition of Eck and Dunn has given us two guys that really battle and drive up the pitch count. Both of them can protect the plate a foul the close one off all day long.

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eckstein is better.

He’s so gritty!!

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just beat me to it. :-)

Presume Upton’s head is still ringing, as he’s 2-for-4 lifetime off Lowe. Pleased to see Eckstein has some great numbers (13-for-29) against the sinkerballer and with luck, that should pose a potent combo with Drew (an amazing 14-for-23!). Not so good: Jackson (2-for-15), Young (3-for-20) and Clark (4-for-32). Small sample size applies, as usual for batter vs. pitcher matchups.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those other guys:

R. Martin c .283
A. Ethier rf .284
M. Ramirez lf .407
C. Blake 3b .277
J. Loney 1b .304
M. Kemp cf .288
B. DeWitt 2b .261
A. Berroa ss .235
D. Lowe p .161

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Welp.

That’s the lineup I like to see for us. It’d be nice if Manny’d stop hitting .700 against us as well.

by Azreous on Sep 5, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe that good ol’ law of averages will come into play this series.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

This Series

is pretty much a must win series if we want to make the playoffs who ever wins this is pretty much nl west champs cause the remaining scheduels for both teams are not too bad at all

please god win dbacks

the starting rotation needs to get there shit together haren and webb need to work out whatever they have been struggling with lately same with RJ

Lets go dbacks

by azwebber17 on Sep 5, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

it’s a big series, but unless either team sweeps, i don’t think the season will be over after it.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Season’s a long way from being ‘over’.

Typically, one would think LA, being behind, “needs” this series more, but given our upcoming 4 games in St Louis and that the Dodgers are playing better than us lately, I think we need it a little more.

If they win two of three, I’d say our chances down the stretch arent real good, per the schedule – and also cuz it supposes Haren and/or Webb maybe didnt pitch that great.

This first one is the biggest game of the year, imo.

by Diamondhacks on Sep 5, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't argue

It’s a real tone-setter, and the pitching match-up might be the closest too. I do think the Dodgers “need” to win more than we do, simply because they’re behind. But in a three-game set, especially at this time of the season, there’s a huge difference between winning two of three and one of three.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to mention

the fact that this is our last series against the Doggers.

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go D-Backs!

Come on you Sedona Red boys!

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

newcomer? welcome!

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been here

for a few weeks, but thanks!

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry ‘bout that. i’m hit and miss on the GDTs

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

game on

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Geez

it’s really out, too. Just a black screen, no audio. Nothing

by Diamondhacks on Sep 5, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back on

Didn’t miss anything but the 3rd out.

by TwinnerA on Sep 5, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that was a quick 1st for us. :-(

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

At least we're back

Though I wish we were still in blackout mode, going by the speed of that first.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Dan Haren

Please be 1st half Dan Haren tonight!

by TwinnerA on Sep 5, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Haren not getting much help

From the umpire tonight. Not getting the high strike, or the low one. If the umpire is going to have a tight zone, might behoove our hitters to be patient.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, you’ll need it against the deadly patience of the Dodger lineup.

Co-Author Of The Fourth Most Popular NL West Based Blog On SBN

by Andrew on Sep 5, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure

whether this is sarcasm or not.

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 6, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh

Another long-ball allowed by our starters.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

BOLLOCKS

Go away, Bizarro Haren…

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank bob for Manny being an idiot

I’m here!

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 5, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Reynolds horrible throw

Manny out because he took the turn around first!

by TwinnerA on Sep 5, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

That play was like the 2008 D-Backs' & Dodgers' seasons in a nutshell

Someone falls asleep on defense, someone else falls asleep on the basepaths. It was almost zen.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 5, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ahahaha

Eckstein backed up Reynolds’ wide throw to first, and got Manny!

by snakecharmer on Sep 5, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

We got lucky there. Poor throw by Reynolds. He seemed to just lolly pop it over to 1st instead of setting and firing it over there.

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

That's absolutely true

but I stand by Wednesday’s point that, in addition to Reynolds obvious struggles, Chad Tracy is a miserable first baseman. Does this guy ever knock a ball down? He’s like a matador out there

by Diamondhacks on Sep 5, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know it's cliche by now

but… Manny being Manny. Few players are gonna make that mistake.

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Another error for Reynolds

Awful throw, but we get a break as Ramirez turns to second and the ricochet favors us.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

there’s the manram we know and love.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

ugh.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I should point out

That your prohibition from mentioning the Dodgers is still in force, even though we are playing them,

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

this should be interesting

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

And if it turns into

posts about football all night, I might have to beg for a temporary reprieve.

by snakecharmer on Sep 5, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitch count after 1:

Haren 19

Lowe 9

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

yes

but this is Bizarro Haren we’re talking about

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am SHOCKED, SHOCKED,

that you’re here when the Dodgers are beating us…. to talk about something else though, right?

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

So soco doesn't believe me

But I think Reynolds is the quickest one on our team to get spooked. It is almost like you can tell when he walks up if he is going to play it well or not.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 5, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Which is unfortunate

Because we’ve seen him do otherwise- I recall one point in July or so where we were getting walloped, and he was the guy in the clubhouse who said, straight out to the media, “Boy, we suck right now,” if I may paraphrase. He really seemed like he was going to take the opportunity to step up and lead there, and they had a few games after that, so I was hoping…

"Only one thing is gonna walk you through this, Mal. Belief."

by kishi on Sep 5, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh oh. Lowe looks like he’s on tonight.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Why Haren, WHY?

I was having a decent day, people. I was having a DECENT day!

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 5, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

A walk to the pitcher? C’mon Danny Boy, bear down!

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a wise move

Walking the pitcher to get to Russell Martin,

I am Jim McLennan, and I do not approve of that message.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm DbacksSkin,

and I approve of Jim’s message.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

*DbacksSkins

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And there's the pain

Martin singles home another run – Haren is missing his spots badly.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, I am bad luck

I’ll be back later.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 5, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Is there a reason Jackson and Dunn are out there instead of real outfielders?

Co-Author Of The Fourth Most Popular NL West Based Blog On SBN

by Andrew on Sep 5, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

......

Mind yourself, sir.

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

same with pierre

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d mention Eric Byrnes, but that would just be rubbing salt in the wound.

Co-Author Of The Fourth Most Popular NL West Based Blog On SBN

by Andrew on Sep 5, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least he has hamstring issues

I don’t think ‘being fat and lazy’ is quite the same… :-)

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

His dietitian said drink nothing but milkshakes this offseason.

Co-Author Of The Fourth Most Popular NL West Based Blog On SBN

by Andrew on Sep 5, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds really fun

for the first day, and not so fun for the rest of the off-season.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 5, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

And remember

If you’re not sure about something, just rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it’s your window to weight-gain!

"Only one thing is gonna walk you through this, Mal. Belief."

by kishi on Sep 5, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

not any more. all his defensive metrics are garbage this year.

hey, you’re talking about the dodgers.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Dessert

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget doughnuts

NEVER forget doughnuts.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 5, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Dairy Queen.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Double-Double meals

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Argh....

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

and Doughnuts

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Touche.

Co-Author Of The Fourth Most Popular NL West Based Blog On SBN

by Andrew on Sep 5, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

We gotta put those bats somewhere

and most of the time, Jackson seems to be pretty decent at left field.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 5, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because Dunn has a huge OPS

and Jackson… I don’t know. Righty-lefty matchup? Upton is hurting but Romero’s available…

by snakecharmer on Sep 5, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

the walk to Lowe was just completely unacceptable. Haren needs to be able to perform better than this in a big spot.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

This

is also the 2008 D-Backs’ season in a nutshell. Haven’t we said the same thing about every player on the this years’ roster?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 5, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

everyone on the roster’s a big choker.

Great point.

by Diamondhacks on Sep 6, 2008 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

this

is not going to be pretty, methinks.

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

We can't hit for shit.

We can’t defend for shit. We can’t manage for shit. We can’t even PITCH for shit anymore.

We can’t do shit.

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

and yet, somehow, we’re still in first (maybe not for long).

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's between

the D-Backs’ and the clubhouse housekeeping crew. But judging by how well they’ve done everything else lately, I wouldn’t be surprised.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 5, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh dear....

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Brandon Webb,

see how Haren is sucking? Please don’t do that tomorrow. Thank you.

Back to regular programming.

by TwinnerA on Sep 5, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Nothing like have Ace 2.0 on the mound and yet feeling like the game is over after 2 innings.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

That earlier talk

of Haren and Webb even approximating a modern day Schilling and Johnson looks pretty foolish right now.

Since mid July, Haren’s had one start with fewer hits allowed than innings. I’d like to keep the faith, but let’s face it, Danny has a history of this. Not his fault – that’s just the pitcher he is.

by Diamondhacks on Sep 5, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, seeing as how Haren walks hardly anyone,

that means his WHIP is still pretty good, if he’s only allowing a few more hits than innings.

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lack of walks is his strong suit

but the problem isnt just the number of hits.

First 21 starts => 10 homers
Last 8 (incl tonite) => 8 homers

It’s the kind of hits, which WHIP doesnt account for. He’s getting hammered pretty hard

by Diamondhacks on Sep 5, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now I understand

why he was reputed to be “homer-prone”.

They all happen in the 2nd half.

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if he’s over throwing. His sinker isn’t dropping that much and he’s up in the zone a lot.

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

He doesn't throw a sinker.

Do you mean his breaking ball or his splitter?

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he's a human being

with a finite amount of strength and stamina, and that pitching 200 innings a year is a brutally fatiguing activity

by Diamondhacks on Sep 5, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s only the 3rd. There’s plenty of time.

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except

that we have to score 5 runs in 6 innings and shut out the Dodgers, and we’re still getting no-hit by Derek Lowe.

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm....

so Lowe gets a softened mound, after Haren gives up four runs, eh?

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

No, I'm just amused

that right after Haren gets off the mound, they go out there and soften it for Lowe.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitch count after two:

Haren 48

Lowe 23

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

A lead off bb for CY!

Wow!

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

CYSB

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Classy Youth Sing Badly?
Crocodiles Yawn Sometimes, Buddy?
Calamari, Yummy Squid Bits?

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey, the new guy is funny! :)

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you, thank you

I’ll be here all season.

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

::rimshot::

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

This
Calamari, Yummy Squid Bits?

Makes me strangely happy

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 5, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

So would a good joint

right about now…..

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I cannot endorse this course of action

but I won’t judge if anyone else does it.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

it would certainly take the edge

off of this anti-performance

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

So will the beer

I’m sure to be drinking with my friend in a little while.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I out grew that a while ago

but I dont have an issue with folks that do it either.

It would still be a way to get strangly happy while watching this game so far

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I outgrew that

after about 9 times. Never did anything for me.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like

the 3rd one there.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lowe seems like someone we can steal off of.

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure enough!

There goes CY

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Small steps

on the road to recovery?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 5, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Did he just swing

at ball 4?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 5, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Not sure

the radio guys were asking, but I’m never 100% sure whether to believe it

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 5, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes...and no...

Not really a swing, and was too close to the plate to take.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyone remember

back when we were GOOD against “ground ball pitchers”?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

2001?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 5, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Earlier in the season.

We were pretty good against groundball pitchers and pretty lousy against flyball pitchers.

Now we just suck against everyone.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah… Snydes really needs to at least get the ball in play to the right side. C’mon guys… fundamental baseball here.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haven't seen a lot of fundamental hitting lately

especially in the situational hitting category. It’s very disappointing.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 5, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haven't seen a lot

of any hitting lately.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

according to game day Yahoo

CY is running back and forth between 1st and 2nd!

Way to distract their pitcher there Chris!

:::rolling eyes::::

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

That sounds

pretty hilarious.

It certainly looked like he was just at 2nd to me. Maybe he’s faster than light??

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

He should have

tried for home then! He’s a slacker, unless the chip hale windmill was going in reverse?

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

DFACY

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dodger Fans Always Cheat… Yeah….

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

On a roll!

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

that one was harder to come up with something

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much everything CY does

comes in acronym form.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only from you tho

It’s kinda becoming a foulpole-ism… not the quality, of course, but just the quantity. :)

by snakecharmer on Sep 5, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

........shit.....

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just thought I’d give you the head’s up, lol.

by snakecharmer on Sep 5, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

A foulpolism

I think that will have to go into the (long-awaited) update to SnakePit 1.0.1…

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not so good

We haven’t got a hit yet and the side strikes out.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh!

- C. Young walked
- C. Young stole second
- C. Snyder struck out looking
- D. Haren struck out swinging
- End of Inning (0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors)

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes,

that is certainly ugh-worthy.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

my 5 minutes of freedom

at work tonight and the team is laying another egg. They’re making an honest worker out of me recently….. I’m surprised I haven’t gotten a letter from HR wondering why my internet activity on game nights has fallen off…

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Hooray for AZSnakepit-reduced productivity.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snydes was called out on a check swing.

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, i thought i might hang around for this game, but as it stands, i think i’ll hit the hey here.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

hay

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Sep 5, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

TIGHT zone tonight.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

A 1-2-3 third for Danny Boy!!!

——-!

He’s still getting the ball up a little too much though.

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

When we're down by 4,

I’m not so sure a 1-2-3 inning is ____-worthy.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

CoJack

breaks up the no-hitter!

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

CJ breaks up the no-no!

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Is Lowe looking that good

or are we sucking that bad?

and CoJack gets a hit!

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Lowe’s sinker is looking pretty good and he’s getting ahead in the count.

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on team!

time to string a few together here….

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Time to string

like…. one together.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

±¼

not a reflection on you, but the teams effort lately….

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

::::thud!:::

way to move the runner over there….

oh wait….

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah,

that was like a swinging bunt. Except too hard.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

oy vey!

Where did the socos go? Did they retire for the night already?

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

the missus did, perhaps

but what does that have to do with me? :)

by snakecharmer on Sep 5, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh?

Do you destroy TVs too?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lives? Civilizations?

Worlds? Are you become Death, Destroyer of Worlds?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're not

J. Robert Oppenheimer?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last I looked....

No, I’m definitely female and, yknow, alive.. and have no interest in advanced physics.

by snakecharmer on Sep 5, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more along the lines of Galactus, Devourer of Worlds.

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know, someday I am going to get this across

THE TV IS FINE.

I am just not watching it right now, cause I am hoping it brings us luck.

The Mr. is at work, till 11.

Sad mrssoco panda.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 5, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

“The TV is fine.” If it’s fine, then where IS it, eh??

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

In the living room

40 or so feet from where I am. ;) Turned off and enjoying a night where I am not chucking things at it.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 5, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh huh.

Sure. “Um….. it’s right there…. I swear!!”

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's that?

I can’t hear what you said about the TV being fine over the sound of the TV mercilessly crashing down to the ground, screaming in horror.

by Azreous on Sep 5, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey hey hey,

Did we finish watching that game, or did we not? ;)

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 5, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, be fair

The terror of mrssoco’s rampage will haunt us all forever, but that television took the brutal assault with a stoic demeanor, and showed some tenacity in refusing to let her destructive ways keep it from fulfilling it’s sacred duty.

TV, we salute you.

"Only one thing is gonna walk you through this, Mal. Belief."

by kishi on Sep 5, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it was ridiculously cheap.

Buy Vizio people.

It is Liz tested, Liz approved.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 5, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not only that....

it can withstand the LIZSMASH.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad you're here!

I was just getting caught up reading the posts and saw people are disappearing.

Just curious. I haven’t been around much since school started.

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

sharmer is throwing TV's now?

Whoa!

This team will do that to you.

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

charmer

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nooo no no

Not me! Just mrssoco, I swear! :)

by snakecharmer on Sep 5, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

AFAWK,

it only happened once. But we’d have to ask soco to know the truth.

And we’d have to make sure mrssoco wasn’t standing behind him, glaring, looking over his shoulder.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Left to play Pac Man

something about it lulls me into not even caring if we win or not since it looks like we are pretty lifeless so far.

by TwinnerA on Sep 5, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like they have big plans

for the offseason. Want to get started as soon as they can.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 5, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

And.....

Tracy lines out to deep RF.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

My fortune cookie says

Put all your unhappiness aside. Life is beautiful. Be happy.

Hah! Shows how little they know…

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Clearly

the fortune cookie people are not sports fans.

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where did that 0-0 to Martin miss?

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Ump must have sneezed or

blinked on that one

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Jim,

you fail. Only kishi posts GDTs from now on.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I can only apologize

I have learned my lesson., No more GDT for me.

I may, however, have several more G & T’s…

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

I’ll buy the first round?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since I have yet to do the recap...

Am I to blame as well? I think I’ve lost three straight, going on four…

by Azreous on Sep 5, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hate you, Chris.

You suck.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Freaking catcher

steals a damned base.

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

indeed

i saw the workout your pitchers gave him last time the dodgers where in town

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's super-catcher?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Martin's probably my least hated

Dodger. I like the way he plays. And the local kid, Ethier.

The high priced Red Sox rentals, Lowe, Nomar, Manny, jackasses like Kent and Jones…not so much

by Diamondhacks on Sep 5, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Martin's

a Canadian….. DUN DUN DUUUUN…..

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like

Joni Mitchell and doughnuts,too. Go figure

by Diamondhacks on Sep 5, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The horror!

The horror!!

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's see

I can either keep watching this game, or switch over to Devil’s Den, with its tagline of – and I kid you not – “The final battle for the soul of mankind will be fought in a bar full of possessed strippers.”

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Strippers

Pants down!

I mean, HANDS down!

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

kinda sounds like

“Dusk to Dawn”

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

ethier

nuff said

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

phew

CoJack stops the bleeding

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Work related: OT

I get to go to Portland, Oregon in October to attend a Lithography seminar! Will have to miss a day of school, but hell, I ain’t turning a trip the company is paying for.

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:27 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

But do you get to go to San Diego?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

No,

usually Simi Valley. That is a really nice area too.

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I’d definitely be down with that.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

AFLAC

team needs to sign up

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

They've certainly been missing a lot of work lately.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 5, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

All Foulpolisms Lack Any Class?

(okay, I’m sure this is getting old, I’m basically just entertaining myself now)

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

No no, it's funny

at least, compared to the game. It’s fine. :)

by snakecharmer on Sep 5, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

That

is now also a foulpolism.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitch count after four:

Haren 82

Lowe 56

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay.

Memo to the Dbacks: No more walkoff victories.

We always suck afterwards.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

That 1-0 to CY looked like a ball too me.

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Can we at least hit the ball

PAST the infield?

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Infield single for CY!

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

So its a hit

or it’s out of the infield, but not both at once.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 5, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that we can steal off of Lowe.

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

It looks like CY at 1st has Lowe shook.

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

that would be a

big plus..

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

He went 3-0 to Snydes.

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the heck was CY doing that far off the bag???

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

brain fart

sheesh!

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

CY nearly gets doubled up

Must have forgotten how many outs there were?

"Only one thing is gonna walk you through this, Mal. Belief."

by kishi on Sep 5, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Seems like th eD-Back's may have missed naptime this afternoon

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 5, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Must be

Some new definition of “hit,” I wasn’t previously aware of…

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

Emphasis on “chance” there…

"Only one thing is gonna walk you through this, Mal. Belief."

by kishi on Sep 5, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

why make the

first baseman work?

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that's it. for me

Charmer, if AZWILDCATS starts breaking up things, l give you full permission to have him evicted. AZWILDCATS, I suggest you stick to two subjects: the weather and your health.

Bonus points for anyone who gets the reference.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 5, 2008 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Er, well, okay

but I was about to go dye my hair…. lol.

by snakecharmer on Sep 5, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap....

I’m just about to leave, too……

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm staying!

Oh, I don’t have banning powers.

Well then.

by Azreous on Sep 5, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I don't have the power to give them to you :(

I don’t suppose you have Hide/Unhiding powers in your “actions” menu, do you?

by snakecharmer on Sep 5, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

But I have a can-do attitude!

by Azreous on Sep 5, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I’ve got sarcasm!

So, I’ll probably be making fun of that “can-do attitude”.

"Only one thing is gonna walk you through this, Mal. Belief."

by kishi on Sep 5, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

... shoot

Well I can stay around for a little while longer…

by snakecharmer on Sep 5, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hehe

Well that’d probably be fine except I’m not sure he can do what we would need him to do.

by snakecharmer on Sep 5, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

We authors are restricted to primarily ceremonial duties.

"Only one thing is gonna walk you through this, Mal. Belief."

by kishi on Sep 5, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where's "here"?

and that is too cold for me

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The people I deal with

in Simi think I’m nuts whenever I visit. I am the only one there wearing a sweater during the day. They keep their damn training room like a ice box. I usually am there in the spring or fall, so have never experianced summer weather there yet.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm there for business.

there is a kick ass bar-be-que place in town though that I highly recommend!

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't get it...

but Professor Henry Higgins did

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

And, I think I've seen about all

I need to see.

HAH! You suck, Loney!!

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

That's definitely worth watching

more than this one, at least right now…

by snakecharmer on Sep 5, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

couldn't be a better team

on the other end of it either!

here’s to a yankee free post season!!

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 5, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 6, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

And, I've seen all I really need to see.

I’m out for the night.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 5, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Night

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 5, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It started as such a good day.

BLERGH.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 5, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

This translates to

I am really out for the night. :)

Feel free to harrass me about not breaking my TV while I am gone!

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 5, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

MLB Extra Innings

They’ll probably cut in in the 9th if it’s still going.

Somebody needs to tell Giambi that that ’stache went out with the 70s.

by snakecharmer on Sep 5, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody needs to tell Giambi to stop taking fashion advice from Eric Byrnes.

"Only one thing is gonna walk you through this, Mal. Belief."

by kishi on Sep 6, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

okay

Haren is getting yanked after four innings, Manny is chasing down fly balls into the gap, and if you’ll look to your left, you’ll see pigs flying serenely over the California palm trees. We have officially entered the Mirror Universe where Evil Spock has a goatee.

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Nooooo!!!!!!!

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 6, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Mariner fan daughter

is sitting right next to me and is freaking out about the Mariners/Yankees game…we are not discussing why.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 5, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Conversation between Mr. 4 Corners Fan and The Mariner Housewife:

Mr. 4CF: (speaking about the DBacks): “Well, it doesn’t help that we have no offense.”

TMH: “Don’t talk to me about no offense.”

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 5, 2008 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

that sounded vaguely Mr. T-like.

um, I totally didn’t mean to just compare her to Mr. T.

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking more like Marvin

“Offense? Don’t talk to me about offense. Here I am, salary the size of a planet….”

"Only one thing is gonna walk you through this, Mal. Belief."

by kishi on Sep 5, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably

Given that I had to resort to Google to figure out who you were referring to…

"Only one thing is gonna walk you through this, Mal. Belief."

by kishi on Sep 6, 2008 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's what you get

for playing for the cycle, Ethier.

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 5, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Styephen Drew just jogged to the dugout

So he can call Adrian Beltre on his cell phone and laugh at Ethier.

"Only one thing is gonna walk you through this, Mal. Belief."

by kishi on Sep 6, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

He’s been a one man wrecking crew tonight. 4 for 4 with 5 RBI

by foulpole on Sep 6, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Geez! Another run for the Dodgers.

:-(

Well, at least we got Ethier at second.

by foulpole on Sep 5, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Derrick Lowe's ERA at Dodger Stadium

this year is 2.64, lower than Tim Lincecum’s home split, and lower than Haren or Webb’s home or away splits.

He’s pretty good.

by Diamondhacks on Sep 5, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s pitching a gem tonight.

by foulpole on Sep 6, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hear

Drew and Eckstein both hit around .500 off him – but nothing tonight. Maybe they’re not adhering to Scrbi’s heartfelt principles of situational hitting ;-)

by Diamondhacks on Sep 6, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

86 pitches through 7. :-(

by foulpole on Sep 6, 2008 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now Grace is pontificating

about how the Diamondbacks looked like they gave up after Ethier’s homer made it 1-0, and how that is “mind-boggling” to him.

Give me an effin’ break. They’re getting severely outpitched.

by Diamondhacks on Sep 6, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's on FSN???

You mean I could’ve been listening to correctly-pronounced name this whole time?? Maaaaan, I was watching the ESPN feed!

by snakecharmer on Sep 6, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's on ESPN???

You mean I could’ve been avoiding Gracie’s pseudopsychobabble this whole time?? Maaaaan ;-)

by Diamondhacks on Sep 6, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

The radio team was saying the team looked like they were feeling defeated and downtrodden, too, but that was back when it was 4-0, I think.

"Only one thing is gonna walk you through this, Mal. Belief."

by kishi on Sep 6, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

They may

“look” that way, but what does that really signify, I wonder? Didnt they “look” that way after six innings on Wednesday, before they made that great comeback? Most everybody “looks” flat when they dont hit and Lowe’s a pretty good pitcher. I just resent Grace’s hindsight implication, in the seventh inning, that it was clear in the first that the Dbacks didnt come to play today. It’s just bullshit. They got outpitched.

Who made an idotic baserunning gaffe in the first to squelch a rally? Manny. Who made a selfish baserunning decision later on to end another rally? Ethier. Did they come to play? Are they more focused than the Dbacks? Heck, no. They’re getting much better pitches to hit.

by Diamondhacks on Sep 6, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s amazing how flat a team can look when they’re facing a pitcher that’s throwing a great game.

;-)

by foulpole on Sep 6, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

To Kishi's point

it’s a little different saying the team looks flat, down 4-0 in the fourth or so, with Lowe throwing darts. I’m not saying there’s no psychology at play at that point, or that part of the score discrepancy wasnt due to some subpar Dbacks’ hitting. At some point, maybe they start to mail it in a bit.

But Grace is saying something entirely different, implying that the team that’s been in first place all year packed it in in the first inning of a one run game against their arch rival.

by Diamondhacks on Sep 6, 2008 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ooh, earthquake

No not in LA, in the bay area… very minor.

by snakecharmer on Sep 6, 2008 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

nah

that was my stomache.

 we had a pot luck here at work tonight, then i came up here to catch the game

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 6, 2008 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Well if you went to Alamo, CA I might believe you. Can you pull off a 4.2?

by snakecharmer on Sep 6, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

almost!

maybe it wasn’t me then..

;-)

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 6, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

 A. Dunn grounded out to second
- C. Tracy grounded out to shortstop
- M. Reynolds popped out to third
- End of Inning (0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors)

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 6, 2008 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

We are making this way too easy

for the dodgers

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 6, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

LAAAAME

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Sep 6, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the shutout

Too bad.

"Only one thing is gonna walk you through this, Mal. Belief."

by kishi on Sep 6, 2008 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well-hit ball over Ichiro's head

He looked like he almost caught it but it was well out of reach.

He’s pulled, over 100 pitches and the tying run at the plate.

A HUGE OVATION for his FIRST big-league start.

by snakecharmer on Sep 6, 2008 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think so

it was hit way too hard, did they score it an error?

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 6, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope, it was scored a hit.

by foulpole on Sep 6, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Buckner is struggling out there.

We need a double play ball, boys!!!

by foulpole on Sep 6, 2008 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Is there a D-Back

who isn’t struggling out there?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 6, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

AZWILDCAT

that place in Simi is called “Mavericks”

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 6, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

it's a father and son

place. It’s the only one I am aware of, but I dont really know the area that well.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 6, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, very much so

huge lunch crowd. never went there for dinner. I usually ate at the hotels restaurant.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 6, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

there’s this real popular sandwich special they have that is awesome and filling. I can’t remember for the life of me though what it is called…. Brain freeze!

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 6, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

PROOF!!

Lousy baseball kills brain cells.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 6, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

The team does realize

the date on the calendar, right?

they DO know what is at stake?

maybe I should email them

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 6, 2008 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

+1

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 6, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tell them I said “C’MON!!!!”

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 6, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Will do!

I’ll tell ’em they are letting the Pit down tonight!

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 6, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Greg Schulte would like to remind you

that there are still 22 games left in the season. Please don’t go away, please….PLEASE!!

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 6, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Ok, that’s a start. a bb to Miggy. Let’s hope that Lowe is losing it.

by foulpole on Sep 6, 2008 12:23 AM EDT reply actions  

We're great at starts.

Finishes? Not so much.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 6, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

the opposite is basically true, at least compared to other NL teams this season. The Diamondbacks are among the poorest in the league (after park adjs) at getting runners on to start a rally, and we’re about league average in terms of hitting with runners in scoring position -and/or RISP with two outs.

by Diamondhacks on Sep 6, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

still not gonna argue with you D-Hacks.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 6, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's fine

I’m not trying to start an argument, just shed some light on a common misperception

by Diamondhacks on Sep 6, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mmm.

This’ll be a scintillating recap tonight. I’m sure of it.

by Azreous on Sep 6, 2008 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Recap the no-hitter

That’s more exciting.

Or the earthquake. :)

by snakecharmer on Sep 6, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Recap?

Did the D-Backs play a game tonight?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 6, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is that the game

where they roll over and ask the Dodgers to scratch their bellies?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 6, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

The Diamondbacks have managed half of that.

"Only one thing is gonna walk you through this, Mal. Belief."

by kishi on Sep 6, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hope so!

from what I’ve read on here from the UK crowd, cricket can go on forever. If this goes on another 12 hours… who knows wha might happen?

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 6, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I swallow my tongue and die?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 6, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmmm…tastes bitter.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 6, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't that

what we’re doing now?

Ohhh, I love torture on a Friday night

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 6, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Recap-short, bitter, and to the point

Bot 1st: LA Dodgers
- A. Ethier homered to deep right center
 
 
Bot 2nd: LA Dodgers
- R. Martin doubled to center, A. Berroa scored, D. Lowe to third
 
- A. Ethier singled to center, D. Lowe and R. Martin scored, A. Ethier to second advancing on throw
 
 
Bot 4th: LA Dodgers
- A. Ethier ground rule double to deep right, R. Martin scored
 
 
Bot 6th: LA Dodgers
- A. Ethier doubled to deep center, R. Martin scored, A. Ethier out at third
 
 
Bot 7th: LA Dodgers
- B. DeWitt grounded out to second, C. Blake scored, J. Loney to third, M. Kemp to second
 

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 6, 2008 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

ow

every word of that is like getting stabbed with a sewing needle

I'll make it.

by Shums on Sep 6, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget the D-Backs' contributions
Bot 1st: LA Dodgers
- A. Ethier homered to deep right center

D-Backs: “I think I really like chocolate.”

Bot 2nd: LA Dodgers
- R. Martin doubled to center, A. Berroa scored, D. Lowe to third
 
- A. Ethier singled to center, D. Lowe and R. Martin scored, A. Ethier to second advancing on throw

D-Backs: “But vanilla’s good too.”

Bot 4th: LA Dodgers
- A. Ethier ground rule double to deep right, R. Martin scored

D-backs: “Is that cotton CANDY!!?!”

Bot 6th: LA Dodgers
- A. Ethier doubled to deep center, R. Martin scored, A. Ethier out at third

D-Backs: “I wonder if Eric Byrnes likes chocolate of vanilla.”

Bot 7th: LA Dodgers
- B. DeWitt grounded out to second, C. Blake scored, J. Loney to third, M. Kemp to second

D-Backs: “Hey skip, can we get ice cream?”

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 6, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, I'm giving up on the game tonight

Don’t blame Jim, I’m not sure I could have pulled this one out either.

"Only one thing is gonna walk you through this, Mal. Belief."

by kishi on Sep 6, 2008 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

But you didn’t try.

That’s what matters.

by Azreous on Sep 6, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

What really matters

is that the D-Backs didn’t try either.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 6, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't get a chance to!

Without having been elevated to Editor status, I couldn’t have gotten to it.

So, vote Kishi for Editor! Wait, this isn’t a democracy. Curse your reliance on ancestral rights, Jim McLennan!

"Only one thing is gonna walk you through this, Mal. Belief."

by kishi on Sep 6, 2008 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

At least we’ve seen the last of Lowe.

by foulpole on Sep 6, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Ball game.

:-(

Let’s hope that Webby brings his A game tomorrow.

by foulpole on Sep 6, 2008 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Let's hope he brings

a game tomorrow.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 6, 2008 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yee freakin' haw

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 6, 2008 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Back from Devil's Den

I clearly didn’t miss anything. The possessed strippers had a great deal more bite than our offense.

Oh, well: get ‘em tomorrow. Providing our hitters doesn’t suck. And our pitching is better. And we don’t make stupid errors.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 6, 2008 1:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Pathetic

Watching this game made me want to commit sepuku.

I mean the friggen Dbacks are in a damned race for the playoffs and the come out as flat as a pancake! What the hell is going on?!?!!?!! Do they even want to go to the post season?

"Yeah I could have been king, but maybe I already am king. Hail to the king baby." Ash from Army of Darkness

by Turambar on Sep 6, 2008 1:36 AM EDT reply actions  

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