Gameday Thread, #159: 9/25 vs. Cardinals
Arizona Diamondbacks at St. Louis Cardinals, Sep 25, 2008 2:15 PM EDT
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Must-win Game, #2 in a series of...well, let's make it two for the moment. One day at a time, people. Smoke 'em if you got 'em, folks. The season could effectively be over by a little after lunchtime, so bring on all the mojo you can find. Even Mrs. Snakepit, who usually rolls her eyes at any mention of the Snakepit deities [though that might be because it's usually Penelope Cruz in a bikini], was kind enough to contribute the following:
Hang on: did someone say Penelope Cruz in a bikini? [That's twice now - shameless search engine keyword stuffing, if ever I saw it...] No problem: ask and ye shall receive...
I'm suspending the 'one picture per poster' thread rule for this one. I think our mission should be to sling as much as we can at the walls of fate, and hope that some of it sticks. We may be going down, but at least we can bring the SB Nation servers with us. :-) Game analysis? Pitching matchups? They're all absolutely irrelevant at this point. Just win, baby. Make the Dodgers earn the division title, at least by beating somebody. Don't hand it over to them before they've even arrived at the ballpark. Go, D-backs.
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Evening all
Today is my penultimate day at work and therefore the season must be live until my final day tomorrow ;) although I will be very hungover given that tonight is my leaving drinks :/
I kind of like having the pressure off though, its refreshing to just worry about this game rather then the playoffs or dwelling on the what if’s. In particular Mr Drew has been a great source of hope recently whilst in an odd kind of way Dunn sucking relative power based chunks is easing my mind about spending too much on the guy or on a more positive note may bring his asking price down by a million or two.
I also hope DD is able to finish the season with a win after all he’s had to suffer. I know there’s no room for sentiment in sports but as far as I can recall the guy hasn’t missed a start since he came back and that in itself it a big achievment. When you add to this the fact he’s got a very respectible 4.25 ERA I think he’s been just what we want out of a 4th starter.
Anyways that went off topic but lets go D-Backs :)
So...time for another drink then?
This picture
always brings me happiness, although I don’t know what it has to do with our chances today:

Rally Baby, reporting in

Let’s get it done.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Possibly
one of the most adorable pictures I’ve EVER seen.
by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 25, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions
The kid is adorable
Sadly, he’s moving back to California next week. We’re going to miss the little guy.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
He is just so darn cute!! Let’s hope he can make a difference for this team.
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 25, 2008 2:18 PM EDT up reply actions
We need to get some serious rallyness going.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
Today's lineup
- S. Drew ss .292
- C. Young cf .247
- C. Jackson lf .305
- A. Dunn 1b .234
- J. Upton rf .252
- M. Reynolds 3b .240
- C. Snyder c .238
- A. Ojeda 2b .247
- D. Davis p .100
Quickly, before foulpole’s paranoia kicks in. :-)
And, we have 12 lefties against the...
oh, to Hell with it.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
I have no entertaining pictures to post
And no time to sit and watch the game, but I am sending good vibes to the DBacks.
Go Dbacks!
by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 25, 2008 2:16 PM EDT reply actions
Drew pops out to lead off
Come on, guys!
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Hey, CoJack!
Extra bases. Right here. Now.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
That wasn't it
Your failure to cooperate will be noted.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
This is lame already. C'mon, Dbacks.
Get it together.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
Rally lame Duck?

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Oh!
Another good one.
Rally MBA President.
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Two out now
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Troy Glaus
has the top 3B fielding % in the NL? REALLY??
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Not necessarily
We can score two or three runs.
After that, then I get nervous. =)
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Schulte
points out that, with Davis trying to get ahead early, the Cards are swinging at the first pitch.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
No
This is likely the last sputter of a dying candle. More an occasion for quiet and sober reflection, I think. But I am open to being convinced otherwise.
by Jim McLennan on Sep 25, 2008 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions
But
we’re still gonna take the servers down WITH us.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
Stop monkeying around, guys

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
And,
Reynolds sets a Rally Record. :-/
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#200
Memorable.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Oh, good call.
Looked like the title font of TNG.
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Errrr..... I mean....
Rally Klingon?

On a side note, that guy looks like a Klingon version of Adrian Gonzalez.
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Nice
Like the sign. A friend of mine always wanted to dress up in some sort of alien costume and hold up a sign saying something like “Stranded, Need Help 4 Antimatter, Gorlax Bless”
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Let's try that again.
Rally Foe Of Xenu?

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Besides
Drew (and nearly CoJack) hitting for the cycle? And Drew definitely breaking out?
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Miggy and CY
hitting grand slams in the same game?
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Our first two-ace combo
since RJ-Schill?
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Nice K there
Davis made him look foolish on that swing.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
I'd be more impressed
If it wasn’t…y’know…the opposing pitcher.
by Jim McLennan on Sep 25, 2008 2:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Better than nothing?
And, a DP. Nice job, Doug.
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Nice double play
Okay, now let’s get some more offense.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
C'mon, Double D!
Rally Thyroid.

……too soon?
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I think that
the madness has really set in.
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
Madness?
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
::dramatic pause::
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
This is Snakepit!
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
I felt obliged to do it
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Rally Freeze Ray?

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
They're now accepting video applications for the Evil League of Evil
Their favorites will go on the DVD. I need to consult with my costume expert and see if I can come up with some good lyrics.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Uh oh.
Single and walk to start off the 3rd. Double D should have had a strikeout on the first batter, though.
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He was up 0-2 on Pujols, too
Probably should have worked a strike out there, too.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
A walk to Glauss
Bases loaded, one out?
Come on, Doug. Double play time.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
This
happened already.
Double play!!
Better results this time.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
Double D
having trouble with the tight zone today.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
Double play!
Whew.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Kudos to Augie on that play
He just stood there and threw, though he couldn’t help but see Troy Glaus rushing in.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
We're getting a home run this inning
Let’s do it, guys.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Apparently,
a co-worker reports that Joe Garagiola is being interviewed right now on NPR.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
Argh
I heard the ad for that this morning, and I was hoping to catch it. Annoying that it’s on during the game, though I’m sure I can find it online later.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Plus,
it’s TOTN, so you can call in and ask questions.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
And that double-play
Came immediately after Mrs. SnakePit – being a good wife – sent me this good-luck charm for the deities pile:

Certainly more effective
than my Rally Suckage.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
Walk to Dunn
Has anyone else gotten on base yet today?
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
And a double for Justin Upton
Dunn is not a speedy guy, is he?
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Mark!
Rally Sheriff!

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
96 RBIs on the season for Mark
Add to the list of things I’m hoping for: 100 RBIs for Reynolds.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Really?
That second strike really looked low to me.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
I have two Lolbacks of the Week
Depending on the result here. One sarcastic, one not.
Do not make me break out the sarcastic one, DD. :-)
I suggest
you post both, since we’ll probably be eliminated by the Dodgers today.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
Come on, Skins
Where’s your Rally Optimism?

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Aw, hell
Bad play by Upton there.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Izturis, RBI triple.
Good thing LaRussa bunted, right, Tony?
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
Going Out, Won't Be Back Till After The Game
I leave you…..with rally pigeon.

Gravity Says: Re-sign Adam Dunn
One of us, one of us!
Gabba gabba, we accept you! One of us!
by Brendanukkah on Sep 25, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions
And, its arch-rival,
Rally Alley Cat.

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Raleigh?

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Rally Ninjas

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Another runner stranded at third for the Cardinals
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Original Team Heritage Solidarity Rally
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Wow
Do not look directly at the graphic.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
You must look
The power of purple compels you
by Diamondhacks on Sep 25, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Two out walk to Drew
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
First white guy
to play for the Grays?
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The Grays?
I didn’t know Adam Dunn was on X-Files…
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Oh, man
Those brats look good. Now I’m hungry.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Rally Caps!

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Doug is done
Rosales is in.

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
And Leo walks his first batter on four straight pitches
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
We needed a Rally Leo.
You just posted a Leo. FAIL.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
6 walks on the day.
Rosales walks Glaus on 4 pitches.
What are we saving Juan Cruz for again? The playoffs??
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Well played
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
she's not
wearing pa….
oh never mind!
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 25, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Interesting
Odd to see a pinch hitter in the fifth.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Refer
to earlier Rally Kennedy Rally.
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And he pops out
Pinch hitting:

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Rally Big K!

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
On a similar note
Rally Big Show

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
by kishi on Sep 25, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
He's no Dan Haren
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Rally WIZARD!

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Gandalf!
Looks like he’s about to hurl though
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 25, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions
Raul-y Rosales

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Ugh
This inning isn’t pretty.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Rally Double Switch?

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Literal size
500 wide is too big. Half that is fine.
And if there could perhaps be some more thought put into them than prefixing “Rally” to every word in the English language, I wouldn’t mind.
by Jim McLennan on Sep 25, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
So you wouldn't be down with
RALLY RAND MCNALLY?
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by Brendanukkah on Sep 25, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
That's one out
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Ugh
Cardinals lead.
Decent throw, but looks like Snyder wasn’t in position to make a good tag.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
And,
nobody cares anymore. Freaking Dbacks. You suck, Tony.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
Looks like
We’re starting to LaRue the day?
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Season over?
what happened?
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 25, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions
We didn’t win enough games, basically.
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 25, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Pretty much
If you want to get down to details, there were too many games where the other team scored more runs than us.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
We were suppose to
WIN those games?
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 25, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Rally Liz?
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
you've
been missed
Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.
by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 25, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
Aww
I haven’t had such an entrance since I picked up my faux kids yesterday. I love this board. :)
What a crazy random happenstance!
And we love you! :-)
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 25, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
You need a savior
or…
El SALVADOR RALLY!

by Brendanukkah on Sep 25, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions
Holy shit.
That is an epic moustache.
by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 25, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions
LOL no
Just depressed at how much we suck. Doesn’t make my week any better. ;)
by snakecharmer on Sep 25, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
True.
I’m sorry to hear about your week…but nothing can ruin my week/weekend at this point. :-)
by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 25, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Hehee! You are going to have a fabulous weekend
I am going to……..do nothing. Watch baseball probably. :P
by snakecharmer on Sep 25, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions
What the...
I’m a bit frightened if you just had that on your computer.
by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 25, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions
Nah.
I found it on Google Images by searching “Weekend”.
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Another pinch hitter
This time, for the lead-off guy?
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Not me
Not yet. I need time to heal, see other people. Mrs. SnakePit mostly. :-)
by Jim McLennan on Sep 25, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions
:-)
That’s fair.
But it’ll be weird. Nothing to distract me from what I should be doing…
by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 25, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions
......
You’re a freshman in college, and you claim that there is NOTHING to distract you??
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
Okay,
so there are things to distract me.
But nothing that I can’t ignore, like a baseball game.
Although, I guess there’ll be snow soon. That’ll be distracting. :-)
by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 25, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions
Not yet
I’m still cheering for Tampa in the playoffs.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Indeed.
I think we should all become Tampa fans for the playoffs.
Rally Tampa.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
I'm aboard
I already ordered a Rays hat.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
More appropriate for their new logo:

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9-3
Good thing you switched pitchers, BoMel.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
So.....
Tony P is still our “closer of the future”?
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10-3
And that one landed just about the same place Pujols’s did.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
What's going on?
Does Petit have friends ou in the stands past left field he’s trying to get a few free baseballs to?
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
I hope
he got some confidence, at least.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
Is there a mercy rule in the majors?
If not, do you think they can implement one really, really quickly?
If they didn't implement it during a 30-3 game,
I tend to think “NO”.
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Inning mercifully over
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Let's try to get something going here, Sally

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
RALLY SALLY!

And suddenly I’m a Sally Field fan.
by Brendanukkah on Sep 25, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Drew?

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Yep,
that’s probably more appropriate.
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Awww, CMON ALBERT.
You’re winning by 7 runs, our season is over. Give us a break.
Altho, tie is SUPPOSED to go to the runner.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
Come on, CoJack!

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
No good
We’re down to three outs.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
I have no idea what's happened here.
But somehow there’s enough images to keep me from killing everyone in a three-mile radius because of the current score. That’s something.
Well
Since you’re probably within three miles of my sister, and Emily, at least this thread hasn’t been a total loss.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Consider them
the carbon control rods to the Dbacks’ final meltdown.
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"It's the final meltdown! Do do do dooo! Do do do doo!"

by Brendanukkah on Sep 25, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions
"Yeah, right, like the reactor with a $2,000 core is gonna have a melt down!"
COME ON!
by Brendanukkah on Sep 25, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
$500
more than Byrnes spent for our core ;-)
by Diamondhacks on Sep 25, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions
And for that,
I thank everyone who’s been posting.
:-)
by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 25, 2008 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions
Adam Kennedy again.
I almost posted the Rally Dead Kennedys, but then it reminded me of Joe. :-(
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
Get in on the fun!
Trust me. It feels A LOT better than sitting and steaming or sighing over the Dbacks’ total ineptitude.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
At Coldstone. Duh.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
And the pain continues
12-3
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
BoMel
to make ANOTHER pitching change.
F*%&#ing idiot.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
I've discovered a new off-season project
Ladies and gentlemen, during the off-season, I propose that we destroy the people behind the Free Credit Report ads.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Well, that
And for the fact that they do it with annoying, insipid songs..
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Agreed.
Lies through song are even MORE annoying.
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Just like Homer Simpsons said
“Hey, he’s not happy at all! He lied to us through song! I hate when people do that!”
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Really?
I don’t remember that. Which episode??
Mark Reynolds leads the majors in errors and strikeouts. That's a good thing, right??
Homer and Apu
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Rally GLB???
Paul Lo Duca is MLB's Pablo Escobar..
by DodgerBlueBalls on Sep 25, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions
Wil Ledezma?
Why did we pick up this guy in the first place?
Though he’ll be the only Diamondback pitcher this game who doesn’t give up a run.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Schulte
just accidentally referred to our team as “The Demonbacks” before correcting himself.
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Seems oddly fitting
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
That's likely because
Opponents hit .666 off our pitchers.
by Jim McLennan on Sep 25, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions
PH for Dunn?
BoMel’s conceding the game.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
He did that
A long, long time ago. Probably when he sent Rosales out there for a second inning.
by Jim McLennan on Sep 25, 2008 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions
D'Antona waiting after him
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Whitesell draws a walk
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Sweet!
NOW I have hope for next year.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
And a hit for Hammock
Our B-Squad is doing better than our A-Squad.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
A hot, steaming pile of dog poo
would be doing better than our “A-Squad”.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
Hit for Hammock, that's on 3rd, too. Come to think of it, they're all on 3rd.
“Oh, the Hammock District?”
by Brendanukkah on Sep 25, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions
And Augie pops out.
Game.
Series.
Season.
Bleh.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Oh, man....
double groanburger with cheese.
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
Last picture
Someone should attach this to the Diamondbacks bat rack:

"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
My high school orchestra director
had that in his office.
I used it often, because after dealing with high school freshman for an hour as a sectional coach, that’s all I wanted to do.
Pretty soon I might put one in my cello locker in the music building for days like today, when I hike up to (Ashurst. UGH) a rehearsal I shouldn’t have to go to, only to find that said rehearsal has been cancelled and I have to hike back down the hill. Tons of fun.
Sorry for my off-topic-ness.
by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 25, 2008 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Despite The Result
This was easily the best game thread since I’ve been here. I love you guys.
Gravity Says: Re-sign Adam Dunn
Erm....
what the hell is going on??
Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!
This is my favorite WTF picture:

Mark Reynolds leads the majors in errors and strikeouts. That's a good thing, right??
What?
You think there’s something weird about giant space hamsters?
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
What I think is weirder
is that whoever created that picture used the Old English spelling of “weird”. ("Wierd")
Mark Reynolds leads the majors in errors and strikeouts. That's a good thing, right??
More likely
They’re just bad at spelling.
"Now, this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard [Hank Steinbrenner] say, and this is the third time I've said that this season."
Probably.
I’m just giving them the benefit of the doubt. Certainly wasn’t a typo in MacBeth.
Mark Reynolds leads the majors in errors and strikeouts. That's a good thing, right??

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