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Gameday Thread, #153: 9/20 vs. Rockies

Arizona Diamondbacks at Colorado Rockies, Sep 20, 2008 8:05 PM EDT


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Doug Davis
LHP, 6-8, 4.30

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Aaron Cook
RHP, 16-9, 4.00

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I should have known the power of the narwhal would be greatly diminished in a land-locked state like Colorado. Our offense once again floundered like a single-horned aquatic mammal trying to climb the Rocky Mountains - we have scored barely three runs per game since August 24, batting .227 over that time [and likely a lot less with men in scoring position].

The Giants helped us out by beating the Dodgers, but we were unable to take advantage - we'll be hoping for more of the same today, although the most important thing is for us to take care of our own business. Beating Aaron Cook thus becomes a necessity, rather than an option, since time is - at the risk of stating the bleedin' obvious - running out: nine games left, and we remain 3.5 games back. Davis has been very solid, holding his own when the rest of the rotation went through their own meltdown. However, Cook has been the staff ace in Colorado, so we need the offense to step it up.

I'm not sure how around we'll be. About to go out to watch my step-step-grandkids play football [that's the sons of Chris's step-children, from her first husband's first marriage. I love modern relationships] - that's your version of it, not mine. And after that, am going to a barbecue at a friend's house: what happens after that, and what state I will be in, remains to be seen. There may simply be slumpage in front of the TV for a couple of hours.

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Man.

Owings with a two-run pinch-hit single for the Reds, to pile on Sabathia a bit (although the runs were unearned).

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait.

Waiwaiwaiwaiwaiwait.

Wait.

….Tampa Bay has a baseball team?!

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

only Boston, New York, Chicago and Los Angeles have baseball teams.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

only

if one is politically correct.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 20, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

But you’ve got a nearly 24 hour feed of what’s going on at Yankee Stadium in the last series played there! Isn’t that important?

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 21, 2008 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Watch the game... watch Pirates 2...

… get ready for date… what choices I have tonight!

by snakecharmer on Sep 20, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that’s a decent way to start things out.

I want to be in Haren's harem.

by luckycc on Sep 20, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Two doubles, two popouts, and a lineout.

Not exactly what you’d expect from Cook. We’ll take it though.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I hearby call for a 3-year moratorium

on advertising involving lie detectors Please! Won’t somebody think of the children!

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmm?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's looking very good tonight.

Does he remind anyone else of Armando Reynoso?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a comparison

my brain would prefer not to make.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean the Good Armando

The one who could get people out without having overwhelming stuff.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure.

Still, the overwhelming majority of memories from him are not pleasant ones.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's probably just the revisionist historian in my brain

but I get the same feeling of “how did he DO that?” every time he strikes someone out. In its own way, it’s a lot of fun.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice at-bat by Snydes.

Draws a walk. Cook’s already over 30 pitches.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Please, D-Backs

don’t tease me unless you’re serious.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

In business.

Young singles to put two on with no out.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Augie!

Man, I love him.

I want to be in Haren's harem.

by luckycc on Sep 20, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Quick!

Somebody check Chip Hale’s shoulder! Is he okay?!

I mean, he sends Snyder in that situation nine times out of 10.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Welp.

There are other things I’d prefer with the bases loaded and no out, but at least a run scored.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Not TOTAL fail,

but quite a bit of fail.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it a hit?

Wasn’t paying attention… :/

by snakecharmer on Sep 20, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right.

The struggles continue. Granted, it was Double D, so it’s not too surprising.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should

have put the suicide squeeze on.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

We like to save our bunts

for our power hitters. Pitchers gotta swing away.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 run lead, at least.

I’ll take it, especially vs. Cook.

Would have been nicer to get a bigger lead, though.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Cook over 40 pitches, too.

See? You can win in pitch count AND on the scoreboard. But we all know which one is more important.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pesky AB

by Gatkins, BUT ends up striking out.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Small sample sizes apply, but...

I think Augie’s zone rating is through the roof at second this season.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm....

don’t we have a spot at 2B next year?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we can track down

some offense from another position, I’d enjoy seeing Augie at 2nd.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark, no.

This is not a category you want to lead the league in.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply actions  

NOOOO!!!!

No more no-hitter.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Meh.

Given what happened the last time he flirted with one (and his subsequent starts), I’m strangely okay with it.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sigh

Can’t we just let Davis pitch, without going into how he’s this Plucky Cancer Survivor every start? Let the man do his job.

I want to be in Haren's harem.

by luckycc on Sep 20, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

Seems like he didn’t miss a beat.

by TwinnerA on Sep 20, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It does seem like four months should have been sufficient time to cover all that already.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sutton mentioned the cancer

two or three more times in the postgame wrap. Given Doug’s clearly on record as wanting to be relatively low key about the whole thing, I find the dramatic urgency and frequency of Sutton’s references little short of appalling.

by Diamondhacks on Sep 20, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe its because

The Susan Koman Race for the Cure is in a few weeks? Tying it to that maybe? Not listening to the game so just guessing.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 20, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

If anyone would have said

that Davis would turn into the staff ace at seasons end and that Webb and Haren would BOTH struggle, I’d’ve said they were completely nuts.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 20, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Webb and Haren

are (kinda sorta) rebuilding their “staff ace” credentials, but I like Davis’ reliability (ignoring, of course, his string of bad outings after his career game earlier this year)

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I guess so. Davis’ good outings just seem to be really sticking out in my mind.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 20, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play by Upton to catch that ball

No way Dunn would have gotten there in time if he had been in RF.

by TwinnerA on Sep 20, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Ichiromero

or Sally could, though.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great play by Upton there.

I want to be in Haren's harem.

by luckycc on Sep 20, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

But...

…he can’t play defense at all!

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double D's having a pretty good start.

::knock on wood::

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

So far.

This is just about neck and neck with his best start of the season.

…Too soon?

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

I think it’s funny..

by snakecharmer on Sep 20, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

::groan::

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey.

Nothing will ever be as bad as a certain person’s “Big Unit, Petit Unit and Cancer Unit” at the soco’s gettogether.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh....

oh yeah. Who was that again?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I don't want to mention names.

Let’s just say his name rhymes with Kevin.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm....

and his username rhymes with lishi?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

In other news,

UA 31, UCLA 10.

:-D

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I dunno about that.

I mean, UCLA didn’t even score last week.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

But this was also at the Rose Bowl.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

We hadn't beaten UCLA at the Rose Bowl

since 1999.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Point taken.

No denying Tuitama’s a stud.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, since last year,

he’s taken pretty well to Sonny Dykes’ spread offense.

IIRC, last year he set the UA single season TD record, too.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay!

I want to be in Haren's harem.

by luckycc on Sep 20, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't someone

point his finger and say something about “two football powers in Southern California”? I don’t think things are going according to the script.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well.

I think he’s just got sun stroke or something.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who was that now?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARGH....

COMMUNICATION, GUYS!!

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

I think that's Upton's

biggest defensive liability. On his own he makes some great plays, but these odd little bobbles happen too often when he’s involved.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which isn't the worst thing in the world.

A lot easier to develop fundamentals than the skills he has.

Granted, I’d like to see that development sooner than later…

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

it seems like a quintessential “young player” problem.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lucky for us,

it’s a ground rule double, so no score yet.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmm....

2nd and 3rd, no outs, Gatkins at the dish.

Me no likey.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I imagine

Davis is none to thrilled either

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 20, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

GatKins.

Nice pitching, Double D.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

How does

he DO that?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

he just lulls hitters to sleep, and they wake up and flail at a 26 MPH curve ball.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude.

Not cool. Let’s be serious here.

Double D’s fastball is like 26 MPH.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He did it again

nice work DD

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by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty close 2-0 pitch there.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Much better

3-0 pitch, though.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ball 4.

Bases loaded, 1 out, Jeff Baker AB.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Lost him.

Sets up the force play though.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF just happened??

Should have been a freaking popout….

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I honestly don't know.

I think my brain is still hemorrhaging .

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm....

Meningitis? Or Ebola?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Herpes..... is causing your brain to hemorrhage??

Mindf***?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is your brain.

This is your brain on Herpes.

That kinda thing?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Instead, 2-1,

still only 1 out.

TOTAL incompetence there.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

and the surprise

is what?? This has defined our whole season to date.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 20, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

What happened?

I was in the kitchen.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly.

I think the best term is “creative defense.”

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like

I’m happier not knowing.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm usually taping it but wasn't

so I can’t even go back to look. Probably best that way.

by TwinnerA on Sep 20, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you, Deer Meat.

Lineout to Droo for the 2nd out.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

STRIKE 3!!

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF...??

Freaking official scorer. That should REALLY have been an unearned run.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, I saw that too.

“Singled to second.” Yeah, okay.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I HATE

the Rockies’ official scorer, especially after last year with all those errors turned into “hits” — so the team could brag about “having the highest fielding % in history”.

Oooooooh.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pathetic.

But hey — I’m sure foulpole will jump in here to defend the validity of errors/fielding %, right?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely.

After all, 60% of the time statistics work every time.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

But don't forget that

90% of “statistics” are made up on the spot.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on now.

Gotta pin another run or two on Cook here.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

well, yeah

that how games are usually won….

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 20, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

And what exactly

as Diamondback fans would give us any information on how to win?

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

good point

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 20, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cook settling in.

That’s nine of the last 10 set down. Only Tracy’s single is a blemish.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

we knew he would settle down

gotta hold on our end and hope we can get their bullpen to cough up a run before ours does (?)

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 20, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey.

Maybe our bullpen won’t give up too many runs.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

Upton’s little lineout to left and Cook’s to start this half inning looked frighteningly similar.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I was

wondering the same thing.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the way,

not to reopen D-hacks’ controversy the other day, but those Hooters girls have got to be the fakest I have EVER seen.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

As much as I rail against the Rallybacks

and the decay of the ballpark experience under our new FO, perhaps not everyone is aware that Hooters was an original Dbacks’ sponsor, their nubile nymphets absolute fixtures around the stadium pool (1998-?)

Uh-oh. Am I in trouble again.

by Diamondhacks on Sep 20, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you ever not in trouble?

Once we establish that one, we’re good to go. lol

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only when I talk about women

Or men. Or children, animals or fictional characters.

by Diamondhacks on Sep 20, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reynolds

In an 0-2 hole for the third time tonight.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet!

Reynolds is back in the lead!!

Wait— what? What do those numbers mean?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

it’s just the kind of hitter he is.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tracy

saves an error for Reynolds. For once.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I remember a number of times that Tracy has had to go high and then the tag the runner on a throw from Reynolds.

by TwinnerA on Sep 20, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I remember a number of times when the throw has gone up the line and Tracy has watched it go by.

Works both ways, really.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

Great shot of Snyder behind the plate shaking his head after Davis shook him off a couple times.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeff Baker HR.

Lame.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

We SERIOUSLY should have broke this game open

back in the 2nd inning, and probably the 1st, too.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

A little slow here

but I just noticed no Conor Jackson playing today.

by TwinnerA on Sep 20, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn.

Snyder almost had a double down the left-field line there.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Pena warming up in the pen

Come on guys, make something happen here!

by TwinnerA on Sep 20, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

ARGH.

Snydes almost with a double there.

It was about an inch foul, JUST like CY’s 9th inning foul last night.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Snydes

continues to battle.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

And earns another hard-fought walk.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snyder,

singlehandedly trying to take Cook out of the game, draws a 10 pitch walk.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

And......

the wave makes an appearance in a 2-2 ballgame.

TOTALLY lame.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

They're closer than we are.

They’re a mile up.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus,

I’m not so sure how many of us aren’t going to hell.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

You aren't not going to hell?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

So....

….you AREN’T not going to hell. Cuz you’re there. Gotcha.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

No double negatives.

My brain still hasn’t recovered from that defensive offensive gaffe back in the fourth.

Because it clearly wasn’t an error.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

What happened with the Yankees?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think their stadium's closing or something.

Hard to say. I wish ESPN would tell me something about it sometime.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Yankees?

Are they a football team? I don’t think I’ve ever seen them play. . .are they ever on televison?

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 20, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunno.

I think they play rugger or something.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

CY

with a sac bunt…. not nearly good enough to press for a single.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay!

Good for you, Candiotti! Good for you, Sutton! Both of them just admitted that they “don’t like the sacrifice bunt”.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

They can be taught!

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It must be time

to send them back to Pod Base for a little reeducation.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nooooooo!!!!!

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double D

at 88 pitches.

TC is going to PH, it would appear.

UGH.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Augie walks.

Two on for Clark.

So, uh, not a double play, please.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Eight straight starts

for Davis where he’s given up three runs or less.

Good times.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Double D.

8 straight starts allowing 3 runs or fewer.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Welp, my date called and is running late

Think I can see some runs scored before we leave???

by snakecharmer on Sep 20, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

You're crazy.

You won’t see any runs scored before April.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes I am

But I am sooo not waiting to go out with this guy until April…

by snakecharmer on Sep 20, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welp.

Looks like TC’s got your back.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap.

Something GOOD. Something GOOD.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

3-0

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

PAYBACK!!

THEIR D IS TEH SUCK TOO!!

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Hahahahaha

Taveras missed it!! Snyder scores.

by snakecharmer on Sep 20, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

By the way...

That’s a hit, right? Not an error? Because the Rockies don’t make errors.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, they said it just barely did

That sucks! But I agree he should’ve made the play.

by snakecharmer on Sep 20, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

What? What??

Aaron Cook obviously DOES NOT give up earned runs.

Only Doug Davis.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interestingly,

the Yahoo box score has an error for the Rockies, but all three runs earned for Cook.

So…uh…yeah.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That happens all the time.

It’ll update in a little bit.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, that's classic.

That was a terrible play. We’ll take it though.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

So while we take this commercial break...

Where the hell is everyone these days? Even some of the regulars are MIA.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Jim's out partying

Emily’s at home, socos must be out partying… I haven’t seen foulpole in a while, think he’s taken another self-imposed exile?

by snakecharmer on Sep 20, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hard to say.

I mean, he doesn’t read anything else anyway, so who knows.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, he doesn’t read anything else anyway,

Not since getting banned from DBBP.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

No no.

I mean here. Remember, he said something about not reading anything except the GDTs.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

No,

he reads some FanPosts too, remember?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only

if he made them himself, or they have the words “CoJack sucks” or “Upton’s not a big leaguer” or “Tony Clark is god’s gift to mankind” in them.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

“Bam Bam is the best LF ever and is a great deal for $10 million a year”

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shocker.

Last Play: T. Clark safe at first on center fielder W. Taveras’ fielding error, C. Snyder scored, A. Ojeda to third, T. Clark to second

Would’ve been a hit if Colorado had been at the plate. But whatever.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF...??

I HATE THE ROX’ OFFICIAL SCORER.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

This is a proven fact.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s why they won the World Series.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 20, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because there’s only two Octobers.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait --

I thought there were like three Octobers.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

IBB to J-Up

Loads the bases for Tracy.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Word

Gravity is here, everyone get off the ceiling.

Gravity Says: Re-sign Adam Dunn

by Gravity on Sep 20, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope you understand the seriousness of the situation.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

That happened

in The Twits once.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing.

But the lead is back, albeit a tiny one with a fragile bullpen.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Mmmm, Chinese food.

If Emily were around, she’d be jealous.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't think so.

Am I your date?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lame.

In MY face.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you sure, though?

You KNOW how I’m always late.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

mmm.

Chinese food.

I just went to a sports bar restaraunt thing with my parents to watch the game and had a damn good burger.
But I’m here now, never fear.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 20, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm in Gilbert, actually.

The Clubhouse.
Pretty good food for a neighborhood whatever.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 20, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Well. lol

That sounds familiar, though. I think I’ve been there.

…That’s my contribution to this conversation.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah.

Well. Next SnakePit Fest, I’ll take everyone to the Clubhouse, if you don’t mind driving to Gilbert.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 20, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aha!

I KNEW you’d “Mmmmm” when you found out.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brandon Lyon....

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

My poor old heart.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice.

Beautiful fastball on the inner black for strike three.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

SIDDOWN, STEWART!

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow...

helluva curveball there for strike 2.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty high pitch to be called a ball there....

but, he got a flyout on the next pitch.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

In LA...

Bases loaded, nobody out for the GIants.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

How Sad

That our season has come down to cheering for the Gnats.

Gravity Says: Re-sign Adam Dunn

by Gravity on Sep 20, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Molina strikes out swinging. Way to go, jerk.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually, Molina's quite nice.

When I was a dying kid in the hospital, he brought me flowers.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, you're not a dying kid in the hospital, though.

Your brain is hemorrhaging from Herpes and you’re already in Hell, so….

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don’t know that.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

I trust you?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooo.

That’s a rookie mistake, and you hate to see it.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

::embarrassed::

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 21, 2008 12:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha.

It’s raining.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

All right.

Mark, I know I said not to strike out, but GIDP is not a correct alternative.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Well......

Reynolds didn’t K, at least.

He GIDP’d.

Shoulda bunted.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

My TV feed is frozen. Hmmm.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 20, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Rowand

GIDPs. Makes sense. I have Kuroda and Rowand on my fantasy team. Gotta love it.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow.

Tony P is trying to give up a lead again. Shocking.

Not quite sure why the hell he’s pitching….

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

So

We don’t have a hit since the third.

Good times.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Well of Course

It is our specialty

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by Gravity on Sep 20, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm.

Iffy play by Drew there going to third. I don’t blame him, though. Tulowitzki should have been punished for running on that ball. Just not a good enough throw.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

On the plus side...

We know in advance that’s a hit.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap

1st and 3rd and nobody out.

by TwinnerA on Sep 20, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn you, Drew.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

For once,

lousy D in the 3B area that was NOT Mark’s fault.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

No win for Double D.

I hate you, Tony P.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

It’s only the first inning, but the Giants are upholding their part of Operation Arizona Bay.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

If I'm not mistaken

Rowand still has no RBIs this month.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't take it personally

Rowand just sucks

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by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

He kinda

looks retarded, too.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only question is

worst batting stance in the league, or worst batting stance in history?

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

Craig Counsell is in a league of his own, too.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but

Counsell was a pimp.

Tony Batista, on the other hand…

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

But I actually meant,

Aaron Rowand looks kinda retarded. NOT his batting stance. His face.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 21, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

UGH

WTF, AUGIE??

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Phooey

I liked the 2007 version of Augie better.

by TwinnerA on Sep 20, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn you, Spilborghs.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

For a team that doesnt hit much

to begin with, this might be the worst group of bunters in memory. I’m not talking about the pitchers so much. But our position players. Ugh

by Diamondhacks on Sep 20, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it might go back to the part

about not hitting much. IOW, I’ve seen lousy bunting teams who hit very well, and as you suggest, didnt bunt much. But, generally speaking, what do you do with these guys? More specifically, I agree with the call for Augie to bunt there, even though he’s not as good a bunter as I initially thought (hoped).

by Diamondhacks on Sep 20, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

what do you do with these guys?

Cry, mostly. Sob uncontrollably. But in that situation, I agree. I probably have Ojeda bunting too.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope

young as they are that they’re still coachable. And I really, really hope that the front office finds someone to teach them how to hit for next season.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn it.

Another near double that just goes foul.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Goddammit.

I can’t remember a series with more balls going foul by a few inches.

Except for maybe the NLCS last year.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice try, Stephen.

Tried to trot over to first on ball three.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

OMFG

2-run homer for Drew!

by TwinnerA on Sep 20, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

HUNGRY LIKE THE WOLF

DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO DO

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by Gravity on Sep 20, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

NOOOOO

BEGONE, FOULPOLE!!

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

See?

We let him back in here, and look what he does.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Say What?

Gravity Says: Re-sign Adam Dunn

by Gravity on Sep 20, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did that just save the season?

I mean, it’s still a huge longshot, but that’s the kind of shot they so desperately needed.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh oh.

Sounds like another of those “turning points” we’ve had so many of.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

But one of them has to be for real, right?

…right??

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

There we go!

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

No, no, no!

No triples, Qualls! Bad!

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Qualls

95 on the last fastball.

Doesn’t he usually struggle when overthrowing?

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

It might be easier

to list the situations where our relief pitchers don’t struggle.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooo, I know!

When they’re not in the game!

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

There we go.

Nice strikeout for out number 2.

One more…

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Yahoo

has the game being over.

If only, Yahoo. If only.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe

it knows something we don’t know?

This game is fixed.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Not sure where that 3-1 pitch missed.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Aaron Rowand again passing up an opportunity to help with Operation Arizona Bay

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Operation Help My Fantasy Team, to boot.

He’s my favoritest.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

He won’t not play when he’s hurt. It’s so awesome.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.

How awesome.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 21, 2008 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not that I'm complaining, but...

Tony Pena continues the trend of “relievers getting wins who don’t deserve wins.”

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

Since our starting pitching is pitchers getting No Decisions who deserve wins, it kinda has to happen that way,

Gravity Says: Re-sign Adam Dunn

by Gravity on Sep 20, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

Although the alternative, “relievers getting losses who deserve losses when their starters deserve wins,” is much less pleasant.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I swear

Earlier when we were leading before Pena coughed up the lead I went outside and looked up at the sky and saw the words ‘YOU WIN" spelled out in clouds. And I’m completely sober.

by TwinnerA on Sep 20, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

...

Hmm.

I don’t think you’re handling the stress well. That’s not a good sign.

Just think of how stress-free the NBA season will be for Suns fans like us.

…Wait.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least with the Suns there are only 82 games to sweat out a season. Less stressful that way.

by TwinnerA on Sep 20, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Goddamn Manny Ramirez

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by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Truer words

have ne’er been spoken.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Please God, damn Mandy Ramirez.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I vote

No more runs allowed for the dodgers.

by the mystical one on Sep 20, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

More importantly, I vote

no more wins allowed for the Dodgers.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

EVER

Gravity Says: Re-sign Adam Dunn

by Gravity on Sep 20, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

EV-ER

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brad Hennessy has vetoed this vote.

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by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

boo

Stupid Bran Hennessy and… his… stupidness.

Yeah, I got nothin.

by the mystical one on Sep 20, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

we call the Henneplosions

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by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Know what's the coolest thing about Droo's AB?

It was a hit with RISP.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmm....

maybe the Rockies official scorer will rule Drew’s HR an error?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah.

Nice.

It was certainly an error on Fuentes.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

That it was.

Damn.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think it's allowed

only if the batter brings one of those 12" novelty bats to the plate.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 20, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmk.

I’ve decided. Flagstaff>Phoenix. (As if it were ever a question…)

by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 20, 2008 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep.

Not even a debate, really.

Phoenix > Yuma…that’s a debate.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ya know what's really nice? At least, I like it?

The drive between Phoenix and Fagstaff. Pretty beautiful scenery.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Especially if

you drive through Sedona. But coming back from Flag to Phoenix frickin sucks. It goes from pretty to pretty nasty in the space of about 20 minutes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 20, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

but Sedona’s kinda outta the way. I just love the ascent past the Rim up into the mountains.

Right on about Flagstaff to Phx, tho.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 21, 2008 12:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I the only one

who likes Phoenix more than Flagstaff? Flagstaff is a nice place to visit, but there’s always a little voice in the head screaming “Where are all the people!?!?!!” I’ve spent so much time in the city that I’m uncomfortable without a crowd.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 21, 2008 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with you

I like visiting Flagstaff, but Phoenix wins in the long-run.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 21, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the record,

I mixed it up tonight and tried to post as much as possible. I still can’t fathom how some people hit triple digits on a regular basis. Felt way too much like work.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah,

I noticed that. I was wondering whether there was some specific reason.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh, not really.

Curiosity, mostly. Quiet night at the apartment for once, so I turned on the game, cracked open a Blue Moon, ate some pizza, and enjoyed having the place to myself. And commenting 10 brazillion times, even though you and I were mostly the only ones here.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm....

quiet night at the apt, Dbacks game, Blue Moon, pizza, yeah. That sounds about right.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 21, 2008 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

As of this post,

you’ve got 151 and I’m second with 97.

Well done, sir.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 20, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Victory!

…Whatever that means.

by Azreous on Sep 20, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Felt way too much like work

I imagine it’s more work for those who think before they write :- )

by Diamondhacks on Sep 20, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Offense taken.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 21, 2008 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

just pointing out a generally applicable, inverse relationship :- )

by Diamondhacks on Sep 21, 2008 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Offense not REALLY taken.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 21, 2008 12:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some of us are just naturally that fascinating. Or just lack a filter between brain and keyboard.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 21, 2008 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I saw a dog once

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 21, 2008 12:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

ManRam retired with 2 on

Despite the fact that Kruoda is nearing 100 pitches and giving up 2 baserunners per inning, Torre did not pinch hit for him in the 4th.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 20, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

The Dodgers are really doing their best not to win.

Two walks and a WP with the bases loaded.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 21, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Evening folks

Just got back from the BBQ and getting our asses kicked at the ‘Totally 80’s’ version of Trivial Pursuit. Thanks largely to my woeful ignorance of 80’s American politics. Which, in my defense, was not high on my agenda as a teenager in the North of Scotland…

Anyway, report to follow shortly. And, go Giants…

by Jim McLennan on Sep 21, 2008 1:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Great

Three consecutive walks drive in two runs for the Dodgers.

Giants suck. Film at 11.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 21, 2008 1:25 AM EDT reply actions  

That is some fine, fine baseball

at the top of the NL West, isn’t it?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 21, 2008 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jack Taschner = FAIL

Bases loaded walk to .252 batting Delwyn Freaking Young. 7-5 Dodgers, now.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 21, 2008 1:27 AM EDT reply actions  

And Mandy now homers

To make it 9-5 Dodgers. Kiss that one goodbye.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 21, 2008 1:47 AM EDT reply actions  

I hate Mandy Ramirez.

Such a scumbag.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 21, 2008 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm inclined to believe Curt Schilling's assertion

that only 10-20% of the bullshit Mandy pulled in Boston ever got leaked out.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 21, 2008 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Quote of the game:

"It was my most embarrassing moment," Drew said. "I thought I had four balls."

by Azreous on Sep 21, 2008 1:49 AM EDT reply actions  

Ha ha!

Just nice to see him shut up the Rockies fans with that 2-run HR.

by TwinnerA on Sep 21, 2008 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 21, 2008 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Giants make it interesting

Come in five runs down, but they have the tying run at the plate with two out…

by Jim McLennan on Sep 21, 2008 2:12 AM EDT reply actions  

But Dave Roberts

Strikes out looking.

3.5 back, eight games left. We pretty much have to win out from here.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 21, 2008 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sandoval hurts himself trying to make it close.

Giants chances of winning tomorrow decline a lot.

Travis Denker can hit a little. That's why I drive his bus.

by oldjacket on Sep 21, 2008 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

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