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Gameday Thread, #150: 9/16 vs. Giants

San Francisco Giants at Arizona Diamondbacks, Sep 16, 2008 9:40 PM EDT


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Matt Cain
RHP, 8-12, 3.96

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Dan Haren
RHP, 14-8, 3.39

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"Unicorn vs. Narwhal Play Set There is only room enough on this earth for one majestic horned beast, thus the Unicorn and Narwhal must clash to decide the fate of their species. Two previous battles ended in a tie, with both sides claiming to be the victim of dirty tactics. Now you can settle the score with your very own Unicorn vs. Narwhal Play Set. Each set includes one 5-1/2" long, hard vinyl narwhal, one 3-3/4" tall, hard vinyl unicorn and four magical battle horns."

Shame we don't play the Padres again this season, and I'll no doubt forget about it between now and 2009. But I mean. the unicorn even has a rainbow horn. We've always had a soft spot for narwhals here - how can you not love an animal that looks like an aquatic corkscrew? - but this just solidifies our affection. Go, bottle-opener of the sea! Slay the evil unicorn! Deal with it like the avenging narwhal you are! Yeah, we're pretty much reduced to finding amusement where we can at this point in the season. You don't even want to know the details of the discussion about hummingbird tongues that Mrs. SnakePit and I had in the car this morning.

Meanwhile, the Arizona "Well, technically, we are still in contention" Diamondbacks face the San Francisco Giants, and we'll see if Dan Haren can complete the cycle of good pitching performances, delivered by everyone else in our rotation. Neither starter has covered themselves in glory of late: over their past ten combined outings, Cain and Haren are 1-5 with an ERA of 6.14. Mind you, facing a team who have scored 23 runs in ten games is probably just the cortisone shot in the arm the Giants' starter needs.

We can follow Mark Reynolds in his battle with Howard for most strikeouts in the history of the game (Mark trails by three going into today) - I'm writing up something about that, when I have time, as his comments in today's Republic were... interesting. We should get Drew back tonight after his family loss, and Jackson will be evaluated this afternoon to see if his throwing arm is up to playing the field - he was available to pinch-hit last night. We'll be out for dinner first, but will be back after not too many innings, all being well. My hair gets a further reprieve, since its executioner is suffering from whiplash. Let's hope Dan Haren isn't similarly afflicted, courtesy of balls whizzing off the bats of the Giants hitters.

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Pitchers duel?

I’m looking for the Diamondbacks to tear the Gnats a new one.

I know they’re capable of it, just haven’t seen it recently.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 16, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

About mar*K* Reynolds' Comments in the Republic

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/sports/articles/2008/09/15/20080915dbnotesreynolds0916.html

Are there remnants of Al Pedrique’s influence lurking within the clubhouse or dugout of Chase Field? Hey mar(K), perhaps a little bit of some humble pie might be in order. As these days of this grinding season slowly come to a close, remember, being a part of the Majors can be fleeting. You can and will be eventually replaced, injured, self inflicted injured (CQ), or demoted (traded) to other locales.

I think mar(K) should work harder fundamentally with his bat and his glove than flippantly popping off.

LiveStrong - wear yellow; the truth is out there (X-Files); "Go with throttle up!" (Challenger Space Heroes); "bababooey to you all!" Howard (Sirius) fan.

by icecoldmo on Sep 16, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

popping off?

God help us all!

I didn’t have an issue with one thing he said, which in this article is actually very little….

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 16, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"If it happens, it happens; whatever."

That doesn’t seem like the words of a young player striving to improve. To me, they smack of complacency and arrogance, frankly. Imagine going to your boss and saying you won’t bother addressing issues with your performance because, “If it happens, it happens; whatever.”

by Jim McLennan on Sep 16, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm....

I’ll have to thoughtfully consider both sides of this debate.

To me, it sounds more like a young player who knows his limitations. I don’t think it’s “going to your boss and saying you won’t bother addressing issues with your performance”, since Mark was talking to a reporter — we don’t have any idea WHAT he says to Rick Schu, Bob Melvin, or KGib. Also, I don’t think the question was framed as “So Mark, what will you do to get better?” but rather as, “Mark, you’re close to breaking a record for striking out. Are you going to change?” It’s the kind of question that automatically puts you on the defense.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure what you mean here

If anything, public comments would surely be more toned-down than those expressed in private. That’s part of what surprises me: It seems fair to assume that if Mark is making public statements to reporters like “Whatever,” then he is expressing similar sentiments behind the scenes. It also ties with his earlier comments on the matter, “I don’t care what anybody writes about it or anybody says.”

I do take your point about the question triggering a defensive reaction, but he’s a young player who, it seems to me, should be acknowledging his flaws, listening to his coaches and striving to improve. There wasn’t much of that present in the answer that I could see.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 16, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jim --

it’s Mark Reynolds. He’s only been in the majors for a season and a half — he’s not a public relations exec, he’s a baseball player. When he’s talking to a reporter, who poses a rather negative question like that, he doesn’t see the guy as a representative of the fans. (As sports reporters love calling themselves) He sees one guy attacking him on one of his biggest weaknesses.

And besides, for all we know, the coaches may have told him that striking out is fine, as long as he hits home runs.

Part of my response to this controversy may be explained by the fact that just last weekend I watched 61*.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually

Rick Schu’s comment [on the earlier story] was that he doesn’t mind Reynolds fanning, as long as it’s on pitches in the zone. It may be just selective memory, but there seems to have a lot of flailing, both down and away, and at high heat up around his neck, from Reynolds of late.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 17, 2008 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, dear

I’ve just realized fangraphs.com include data for each player on how often they swung at pitches out of the zone. I sense my Reynolds piece is going to be a) more analytical than I first thought, and b) delayed. :-)

by Jim McLennan on Sep 17, 2008 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't HATE mar(K).

He just needs some attitude adjustment and some motivational and proper encouragement. Most of these players should always remember that it is a privilege, not a requirement to play in the Majors.

LiveStrong - wear yellow; the truth is out there (X-Files); "Go with throttle up!" (Challenger Space Heroes); "bababooey to you all!" Howard (Sirius) fan.

by icecoldmo on Sep 16, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No Chris Young tonight

I think they said he tweaked his wrist last night.

by TwinnerA on Sep 16, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So, vets are not the only guys that get banged up then???

CJ, CY, etc…

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q, Patterson, etc…etc…

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Today’s lineup:

S. Drew ss .281
J. Salazar cf .220
J. Upton rf .259
A. Dunn lf .237
M. Reynolds 3b .243
C. Tracy 1b .257
C. Snyder c .242
A. Ojeda 2b .248
D. Haren p .197

4 LHBs vs. the righty.

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

oops 5 LHBs

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those other guys:

D. Roberts lf .213
R. Winn rf .314
P. Sandoval 3b .336
B. Molina c .287
T. Ishikawa 1b .328
A. Rowand cf .276
E. Velez 2b .258
I. Ochoa ss .208
M. Cain p .125

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice job by Haren against Winn.

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dandy play by Trace on the double play ball!!

_!

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow!

Wasn’t that pretty?

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 16, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was -—!

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm back

and expect a win to herald my return from internetlessness.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We missed you!

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 16, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welcome back!

No internet sucks.

by TwinnerA on Sep 16, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm scared my lack of support caused the slump:-(

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wondered where you were!

Thought perhaps the Large Hadron Collider had swallowed Europe, and just hadn’t made the news here… :-)

by Jim McLennan on Sep 16, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm.....

but if it swallowed Europe, how WOULD we find out?

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Solid two seamer om the inside black there for the called strike three!

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Danny Boy!!!!

A very solid 1st!!!

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mark....

STOP SWINGING AT THE HIGH HEAT.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and the world said....

AMEN!

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 16, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whew

Well, Tampa just beat Boston in the bottom of the ninth.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweeeeeet.....

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm so glad

I felt sorry for Rays fans always having the D’backs success shoved in their faces.Looks like this year is payback time.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Back from curry

In time to see Special K narrow the gap to two on Howard with another K.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 16, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mmmm, curry.

::jealous::

I actually had shrimp curry for lunch on Friday though.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So.... wait.......

if Mark leads in strikeouts, does that make him, like…. MVP??

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In fact

he’s 4-5 with a HR, 3 RBIs and 2 runs.

by TwinnerA on Sep 16, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, man

I forgot House was on tonight. Hmm, my team that’s struggling to remain anywhere near contention, or House.

Right, House has Felicia Day on tonight. I’ll be back later.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was about to lambast kishi for leaving...

But Fringe… Hmmm, just got to go check the Tivo on that.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 16, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had never heard of it nor had I seen any previews, commercials, nothing. Then I was watching Prison Break on Fox.com and saw Fringe. Watched it then and the repeat of the 1st episode which re-aired Sunday.

by TwinnerA on Sep 16, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, man

I forgot House was on tonight. Hmm, my team that’s struggling to remain anywhere near contention, or House.

Right, House has Felicia Day on tonight. I’ll be back later.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Argh.

I totally forgot house was on tonight

-Sent by a Blackberry
(invented by John McCain)

by Zephon on Sep 16, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SNYDES!!

1 run lead.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

SNYDER!!!!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

who?

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 16, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Snydes with the bomb!!!!

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haren....

We continue to make hard contact with the ball, and the ball continues to be caught.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice to see

Drew back with us. I hope he’s doing okay.

And….. gets a bloop single.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Another solid two seamer for Haren there.

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Two scoreless for Danny Boy!!

——-!

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2, 4, 6, 8

who do we appreciate?

FOULPOLE!

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 16, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shame the no-hitter went

I was getting ready to not mention it. :-

by Jim McLennan on Sep 16, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whew,

got out of that okay

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Reynolds swings at one on the outside corner for the K. Again. :-(

He has been better at letting those go lately.

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Solid play by Augie!!!

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice pick by Trace there!

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Watching House

But tangently watching you, so keep me updated. :)

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 16, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

House = good stuff.

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am on the fence so far

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 16, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t watch many regular TV programs ( other than sports and The History Channel) but that is one that I will watch.

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you think

We will ever get another hit with a runner in scoring position?

by Jim McLennan on Sep 16, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Do you think

We will ever get another hit with a runner in scoring position?

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

poo

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

One two out bb. big deal.

Keep the positive mojo going.

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey all

Dropping in a bit late.

-Sent by a Blackberry
(invented by John McCain)

by Zephon on Sep 16, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Better late than never!

You haven’t missed much…

by snakecharmer on Sep 16, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another scoreless inning for Danny Boy!!!

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

soco's keys to the game

1) Coke Float
2) OM
3) NOM
4) NOM
5) NOM
6) Dessert?

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dork

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 16, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll tell you the same thing I tell my wife...

You knew what you were getting into when you agreed to the wedding.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I say it affectionately. ;)

And I say that to him all the time, usually after I say something like, “Puppy, I want 11!” and he gives me the soco glare™. ;)

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 16, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sounds good

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Solid lead off single for Trace!!!

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Solid single the other way for Augie!!!

Nice piece of hitting there.

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Augieeeeeee

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Spackle

laxatives!

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We got through the pitchers spot.

that’s a good thing.

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lame.

-Sent by a Blackberry
(invented by John McCain)

by Zephon on Sep 16, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pitch count after five:

Haren 63

Cain 51

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Solid 6th for Danny Boy!!!

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HOME RUN

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2-0

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DROOOOOO

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wolf with the BOMB!!!!

Sweet!!!

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

18th bomb of the year for Drew.....

Pretty good offensively ESPECIALLY for a middle infielder, eh??

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I hear

he’s not movtivated and is greedy.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hear

he hates Arizona.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

True story

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and freedom

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He hates

dunn too?

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 16, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dear God....

what a monster!!

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Made of awesome and win!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Um......

don’t say “win”. You’ll jinx it.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And....

another hard-hit out for Sally.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A loud out by Sally.

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dunn

with a single.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The boy Dunn good

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

NOOOO

My DVR cut off the last two minutes of House!

GRR. FIX IT DIAMONDBACKS. FIX IT NOW.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 16, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Spoiler Alert!

House has lupus.

(Total lie.)

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spoiler Alert!

House removes his mask, revealing that he’s actually Randy Winn.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everything comes down to lupus ;)

My mom and I used to laugh everytime they use it, as my mom has lupus and it was literally his first guess for EVERYTHING. Apparently only magicians get lupus.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 16, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like the fact that a fit occurs 22 mins

into every episode

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tracy

with another soco!

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

socolicious

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WTF....

Sally nearly bowled over Augie.

COMMUNICATE, PEOPLE!!

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hehe yeah but did you see Jeff's smile after it?

He’s so cute!! :D

No harm done… he’s still learning the position…

by snakecharmer on Sep 16, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In Augies defense

He was, he kept yelling, “I GOT IT I GOT IT.” Sally just really thought the same thing. ;)

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 16, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw, poor Jeff

but at least he’s able to laugh about it. :) As long as Augie’s neck is okay.

by snakecharmer on Sep 16, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sally heard

“I got it, I got it” and thought to himself, “yeah, I do got it!”

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well then clearly

Augie needs to work on his mind-reading skills…

by snakecharmer on Sep 16, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

hE NEEDS CRYSTAL BALLS

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Paging Dr. Snyder?

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Howard finishes the day

Without a strikeout. Reynolds might get one more at-bat with a shot at tying him for K’s, depending on how the next couple of innings play out.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 16, 2008 11:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

pitch count after 6:

Haren 75

Cain 74

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 11:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

More importantly,

run count after 6:

Dbacks 2

Giants 0

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

10 Ks and another scoreless inning for Danny Boy!!!

Sweet!!!

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 11:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dr. Snyder

gets himself a double. Now to test Jim’s RISP prediction.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

No hits this time

Are we going to have to get all our runs off of home runs and doubles with runners on first for the rest of the season?

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't care how we get Runs

just that we get them.

Preferably more than the other guys.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 16, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

IMO, Snydes is one of our best all around players.

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish

he’d be a bit more consistant on the offense side (always seems to start slow) but overall I don’t think we could ask for anything more.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would rank him in the top quartile of NL catchers.

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As a catcher,

it’s actually surprising, because you’d expect a catcher to slow down at the end of the season, rather than starting slowly.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This time of year is always hard as a fan

I mean, I want to see the Cubs lose. But I’m also glad that Sabathia took the loss. So I’m just torn on the Milwaukee-Chicago game tonight.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

First career hit!

And reaching 2nd on a really, really bad blunder by Upton…

by snakecharmer on Sep 16, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought that it was against the board rules to say anything bad about “the young guys”…

;-)

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have selective memory, then

because I’ve knocked Upton and his poor defense ever since he’s been up.

by snakecharmer on Sep 16, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

me too

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And we've never been slow to complain when most of the players screw up

On the other hand, we also don’t mind praising players when they do well. You know, like CoJack.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But, see,

that goes against the Foulpole School of Fundamental Fannishness!

by snakecharmer on Sep 16, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, I'm sorry

Me and my crazy theories.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If you feel that J-Up at 20 years old or CJ at …what is it now? 26? are MLB ready on D the you are just plain high.

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow, what a shock

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 16, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sometimes

I wonder if foulpole is really just a bot, periodically managed by a live person.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol!

I’d say he’s due for an oil change then….

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 17, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're implying

that an oil change would make a difference.

He’s BEEN like this, ever since he joined

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

COJACK SO PRETTY

…. what?

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 16, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His defensive rating?

+5 PRETTY

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by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just what we need

A first baseman who decided to make Charisma his best stat.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He was hoping

to be a Leader in modern D20.

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by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

lols

I’m just reading this
http://www.shamusyoung.com/twentysidedtale/?p=673

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by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

DM of the Rings is *awesome*

Darths and Droids is pretty entertaining, too.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

true

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

His defense is below “poor”.

;-)

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So then,

what does that make Drew?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s at negative i. Just like CJ at 1b.

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No such number.

There is no negative i. Just i.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not in foulpole-world

Remember, everything is topsy turvy there..

by snakecharmer on Sep 16, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't try to confuse this argument with facts!

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i^3=-i

right? I mean, in theory? It’s been a while since I took any algebra.

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by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

negative i is an imaginary number. It works in physics but not baseball.

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

imaginary

just like your top notch analysis of our team

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 16, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is

no “negative i”. There is just “i”.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay

back to my original question. I remember being taught that i^3= -i. So is this just semantics, or what?

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by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i^3

equals i, no negative

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 16, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shoot i^-3

equals i

i^3 does equal -i

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 16, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess

you could characterize it as such, yeah, just semantics, because in the case of i, not only is there no positive nor negative — but since i is defined as the square root of -1, by definition, it’s irrelevant.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So

would writing -i just be simply be because it’s easier to write than i^3, or is it just to finish the proof?

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by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

::shrug::

Fundamentally, there IS no negative i, but yeah, if you’re doing a proof, you’d probably need -i to exist.

May I take a moment to step aside and say that I hate theoretical math? (Theoretical physics I can handle. Theoretical physics is fun. But NOT theoretical math.)

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not

a fan of math in general as it makes my head sasplode.

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by soco on Sep 17, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me neither,

now that we’re sharing secrets.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I haven’t taken a math class in ten years, so I was doing some practice work today since I might have to take a placement test when I go back to school. I’m surprised I haven’t forgotten more stuff, actually.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 17, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't even THINK

of majoring in Engineering then. Good Grief, I am so sick of advanced math. I sleep, eat, and bathe in complex numbers, Differential equations, and parametric equations.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 17, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah,

not a fan, personally. Not that I ever had a choice in the matter.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

engineering is not for me.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 17, 2008 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not to beat a dead horse or nit pick

what is the difference between -1a and -a?

All that the -i implies is that there is a 1 in front of it which is negative. We don’t normally write the one, but the negative stays

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 17, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The problem is,

you’re thinking of i in terms of a real, tangible value — but since i is imaginary but is defined as the square root of -1, it HAS no positive or negative value. 32 and -32 are both 9.

-i = i

(This might be a good time to light up a joint)

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Argh....

it erased the exponent carets.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

(This might be a good time to light up a joint)

Wait a minute and I’ll join ya!

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 17, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

possibly

I deal with complex numbers every single day in school. a+b(i) type stuff when I am doing my circuit analysis work.
I have always done well in the math and sciences, but there are times that is pushed when my math problems cease to have numbers in them and are all letters or symbols.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 17, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have

no idea what you were talking about in that last sentence.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

harsh

he doesn’t seem to have the fundamentals down pat

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by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Josh Byrenrs should have never traded Q. We should have started this year with Byrnes, CY and Q in the outfield with Sally as the fourth OF.

J-Up should have never been on the radar as a starting ML OF for us this year.

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait... I don't get it....

I am confused. How can I agree with foulpole about something??

by snakecharmer on Sep 16, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Q is one of those

worthless punks you hate so much.. at least, be consistant.

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 16, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

J-Up should have never been on the radar as a starting ML OF for us this year.

Let me help you: J-UpEric Byrnes should have never been on the radar as a starting ML OF for us this year.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ a billion trillion million

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 16, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa....

that’s like 5 million.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd have been happy to see

Neither of them in the starting line-up.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 17, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You think those smiley faces make your vitrol more pleasing?

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 16, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why, yes.

I think he does.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clue?

anyone loose a clue?

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 16, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got as far

as Professor Plum in the Greenhouse, but after that I got nothing.

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by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still think it was the butler…

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 16, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was it Professor Plum?

Heard rumors that the guy’s been skulking around the conservatory with a lead pipe-shaped object.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude

seriously? Seriously.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a little spooky

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's like

we have ESPN or something.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Upton....

Look, you’re doing better at the plate since you came back. How about you start doing well in the outfield, too?

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tools do not = skills.

by foulpole on Sep 16, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice work, foulpole

You’re not just beating a dead horse, you’re doing it in two separate threads.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

foulpole = Tool

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big K!

It is great to see Good Haren back on the mound tonight.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least

the Giants can’t hit with RISP either. ::knock on wood::

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Phew

I think Haren, at 101 pitches, is probably done. That’d be my guess, anyway?

by Jim McLennan on Sep 16, 2008 11:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's what it sounded like from the radio broadcast team

Wonder if we’ll see Qualls again?

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grace

seems to think Haren’s going back out for the 9th.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And if so

That means this run around the rotation will have been, if I’m not mistaken, 35 innings and two earned runs. Can’t argue with that.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 16, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Need wins....

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

End of the game... end if Episode VI...

Sadly, this is actually a debate for me…

by snakecharmer on Sep 16, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ewoks?

Or K’s?

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by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I vote for the game

Now, if it was Empire, different story.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This conversation is over.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I mean

I don’t even understand this argument? Empire is superior to every other Star Wars in every aspect except one: kickass space battle, and it nearly has one in the Falcon meteor field chase.

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by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plus

It’s got about 75% of the iconic Star Wars moments in it!

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The soundtrack is the best

the lightsaber battle is the best, the emotion is the best, the quotes, the Leia hotness quotient, the creepy Chewbacca/Threepio romance, Boba Fett not getting killed by an overgrown sand slug, the list just goes on!

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by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are you

a fan of the Fett?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not

nearly as much as many people seem to be (the dude has all of like 6 lines in the original trilogy. My brother and I counted it out one day trying to figure out why everyone was obsessed with the dude), but I will concede he sums up why the original trilogy was so awesome: they just implied the dude was a badass with a throwaway line, letting your imagination work.

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by soco on Sep 17, 2008 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which

throwaway line?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Darth Vader

warns him, " and no disintegrations!"

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by soco on Sep 17, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah,

but of course!

“As you wish.”

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

And Jango Fett sums up one of the reasons why the prequels don’t work- way too much pointless, unnecessary, uninteresting backstory.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 17, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Princess Leia

can Jango MY Fett.

Sorry….

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm not sure

if you’re her type. She seems to prefer the scruffy nerf-herders.

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by soco on Sep 17, 2008 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bwuh?

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, I know

and I tried, several times, I really did, but… gaah…

by snakecharmer on Sep 16, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I...just...bwuh?

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by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate Yoda

:::runs and hides:::

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He is

pretty annoying. I’ve never been much of a fan.

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by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's just snot on legs

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by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No he's not.

He’s a puppet.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When I was a kid,

I always disliked Empire because the bad guys win in it, (kinda) and because there aren’t any big starfighter battles. When I bought the trilogy on DVD recently, I watched it again for the first time in years, and Empire was my favorite. When I was young, Return of the Jedi was my favorite because it had the most fighting. But now that I’m old enough to look at the movies critically, ROTJ is pretty much a disappointment.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My brother and I

would debate about which one of the two was better when we were young. I preferred Empire for the lightsaber battle, among other things, while he liked Jedi for the massive space battle.

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by soco on Sep 17, 2008 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Upton

nearly got an infield hit there….

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

here we go

cross X X fingers

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by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 11:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm.....

High called strike there to Winn.

Who…. evilly responds by getting a hit.

Haren now doesn’t have a chance to beat his career low for complete game hits.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And now

Sandoval with a hit.

:-(

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is anyone else

watching the game still?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Slightly nervous to have Haren still out there, but glad to have the second out recorded.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Listening

on my Spackle-free radio.

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by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

poo

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Molina flies out....

runners on the corners, 2 outs…. this is it.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

the question
  
 
If the Diamondbacks miss the playoffs, which NL team will you root for?

 Chicago Cubs
 Los Angeles Dodgers
 New York Mets
 Philadelphia Phillies
_________________________________________________

uh, NONE OF THE ABOVE. of course, the az repulsive with its hard on for the cubbies, it’ll be difficult to escape the bandwagon rolling through…

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 16, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Of those four teams

I guess the Phillies, by default. But I’ll really be cheering for the Rays.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

same here

absolutely will not root for the dodgers. Hades will freeze over and then some before I’d ever say a nice word about the cubs. and the east coast teams? meh…..

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 16, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ditto.

But I WILL root for the Dodgers to beat the Cubs like a drum.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can't do it

there are plenty of AL teams to root for, I like the White Sox, I want to see the Rays do well, and the Angels have always had a bit of a soft spot in my heart.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mets

to piss off Yankee fans

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 17, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm....

yeah, that’s a pretty noble motive. Maybe I’ll root for the Mets, too.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

0-2...

Come on, Danny, just get this last strike in there.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2 strikes.....

C’mon, Danny….

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Splitter here for a K.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Game!

CG shutout!

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Complete game

game!

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What's a

Complete game game?

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

Complete game [space] game!

I know you understand this, you insufferable homp.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

IRREGARDLESS!!

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ho ho ho!

Euphanisms!

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 17, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

a lot more fun than parametric equations!

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 17, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

STRIKE THREE!!

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Episode V...

come on, Lando? The Cloud City theme? The first appearance of Rogue Squadron?

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rogue Squadron?

I think I’m about to lose my geek license.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 16, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Revoked

Wedge Antilles and Rogue Squadron are the real heroes of the Rebel Alliance.

Well, Han Solo and Chewbacca are good too.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rogue Squadron

previously Red Group during the first Death Star battle, then formed as the orginal Rogues around the Hoth months. Was apart of the second Red Group in the second Death Star battle, of which two of members formed another Rogue Squadron later to help retake Corescant.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 16, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Almost

They weren’t actually reformed to take Coruscant, it was a political move by the Alliance. They did lead the fight to take Coruscant, but it wasn’t until after they’d been active for a while first.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 17, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well I know that

but that was a big mission they took part of that non-EU people would understand. If I started blathering on about Isaard or the Bacta War, it wouldn’t make much sense.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 17, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whew!

Came in in the 7th inning and didn’t want to jinx it. Welcome back Dan!

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 16, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good job, Danny boy. :)

And what is this? Two games? In… like a ROW?

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 16, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You're allowed

to win games in a row?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 16, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know, right?

I forgot what this feels like. Good… is that the word. Good? Right?

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 16, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HOOO YAH!!!!!!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

First ever Major League

complete game shutout, career low in hits, (3) career high in Ks, (12) I LOVE DAN HAREN!!

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 16, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh god

the slump was my fault :-(

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Sep 16, 2008 11:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Now we know who to blame it on

The team will feel so relieved knowing it wasn’t their fault!

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 16, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We have torches and pitchforks,

and we are boarding a transatlantic flight in 20 minutes….

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yay!!!!

One game at a time boys.

-Sent by a Blackberry
(invented by John McCain)

by Zephon on Sep 16, 2008 11:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

uhm

there’s only 12 left. Where was this teams sense of urgency a month ago?

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 16, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It was on the moon

… with Steve.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 16, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Futurama fan in me

Is okay with that

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 17, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bender's Big Score?

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 17, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup :)

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 17, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's something

slightly odd about that.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 17, 2008 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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