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Gameday Thread, #148: 9/14 vs. Reds

Cincinnati Reds at Arizona Diamondbacks, Sep 14, 2008 4:10 PM EDT


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Johnny Cueto
RHP, 8-13, 4.77

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Max Scherzer
RHP, 0-2, 3.00

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Well, see Friday's Gameday Thread for my thoughts on Cueto, whose start against us was pushed back to today. He basically shut us down in his debut, but the rest of the league has handled him with a good deal less trouble. Let's hope that our scouting reports are now a little more exhaustive, and we can deal with him accordingly. Meanwhile, Scherzer finds himself facing another young phenom, after Kershaw last time out, and is still looking for his first victory in the major-leagues. He pitched well enough last Sunday, striking out eleven in five innings last time on the mound, but ended up getting a no-decision.

I should be almost entirely about for this one, or at least a great deal more than I have been the previous couple of days. I have a couple of review to write [do not see Bloodrayne 2 - and I speak as someone who didn't mind the original as much as most people] and will also be continuing the ongoing process of clearing out the closet. To our shock, there was a Yankees jersey in there, I suspect a souvenir from a trip to New York, prior to the establishment of the Diamondbacks. I quite like the idea of popping it on the barbecue and ceremonially incinerating it. Either that, or mailing it to Switzerland for use in the LHC.

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Meh

Is anyone going to be around? Is anyone going to watch? Blah…. it’s really hard to get excited about this team now…

Now they play for improvement. Not team improvement, but individual improvement. It’s about getting good ABs even if you don’t get on base, about fielding better, about pitching where you want to even if it’s hit.

Today in particular, it’s about getting Scherzer a win and not letting Cueto handle us the way he did before.

by snakecharmer on Sep 14, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Here watching and hoping Mr. Scherzer gets a win today.

by TwinnerA on Sep 14, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Here too

In and out all afternoon. :-)

Any word on why Jackson is out?

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Didn't notice, actually

but I just saw on MLB.com that Drew will be out for two days for his grandmother’s funeral. :(

by snakecharmer on Sep 14, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awww!

:-(

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scratch that

Found it here

Tidbits
Conor Jackson, out with a sore right rotator cuff, received a shot for his elbow on Friday and likely will not be back until Monday night’s game against the Giants at Chase Field.

by snakecharmer on Sep 14, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're welcome! :)

I imagine all those throws from the outfield all season are a new feeling for his shoulder.

by snakecharmer on Sep 14, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bit more info

Here

Manager Bob Melvin couldn’t provide any specifics about the injury, as he was awaiting results from an MRI exam that Jackson had Friday. “He started feeling it toward the end of the last game in San Francisco and woke up with some significant soreness (Thursday),” Melvin said. “He was still feeling it this morning, and yesterday was pretty significant for him. I think it surprised him the way he woke up. He even came in for some treatment (Thursday).”

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Today's lineup
  1. D. Eckstein 2b .172
  2. J. Upton rf .247
  3. C. Young cf .246
  4. A. Dunn lf .239
  5. M. Reynolds 3b .243
  6. T. Clark 1b .226
  7. C. Snyder c .243
  8. A. Ojeda ss .241
  9. M. Scherzer p .000

No Drew, no Tracy and as noted, no Jackson.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I know the circumstances, but...

Justin Upton has the highest batting average.

At .247.

God help us.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's batting .295

since coming off the DL, according to Grace.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

and somewhere

foulpole is just besides himself with joy!

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 14, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No,

he’d be furious that Wolf went to a funeral rather than played today.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good frst inning for Scherzer

Strikes out the side around a walk. That change-up looks like it could be very, very nasty if, as hoped, he becomes a starter.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Leadoff walk

Though very nearly a lead off hit-in-the-head by a fastball…8-O

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Another walk!

It’d be awesome if we could do something with it…

by snakecharmer on Sep 14, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is not the same Cueto

We saw in Cincinnati. Back-to-back walks? TV says he didn’t walk that many in his first two starts, covering 16 innings and 22 K’s. I wonder what happened?

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Cueto

we saw in Cincinnati had an ERA of 1.50 — this one has an ERA of 4.77.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bunt?

I have a horrid feeling…

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Chris Young

Doesn’t K for the first time in his career against Cueto…

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 4:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

'Frell

Another double-play for Dunn, and – what a surprise – it’s a zero for us. 2-for-24 with RISP this series now.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

UGHHH!

A DP is NOT what Dunn is supposed to deliver. A K would’ve been better!

He’s been pressing all series…

by snakecharmer on Sep 14, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sigh

Nothing. We got nothing from 2 walks.

by TwinnerA on Sep 14, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Max is really fast

and I don’t just mean his fastball. His delivery is speedy! He throws the pitch, gets centered, walks backwards up the hill, sets, and throws again. So opposite DD!

by snakecharmer on Sep 14, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Another leadoff hit

We’ll see what this brings, but based on the past couple of days, I am not overly optimistic….

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pitch selection, Clark

That was around your neck.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 4:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Boy.

If Scherzer brings just an above average changeup to the table as a starter, and has some measure of control, that might be enough with how good his fastball is. Certainly enough to keep him around in the bigs while he works on refining his third pitch.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 4:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AAAAND

Another double-play. Sigh. This team makes it so hard to watch them right now.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I watch them about half-way

while watching something else on the laptop. That way I don’t feel like my time is totally wasted. Last night I watched 3 episodes of Monk while listening to the radio play by play.

by TwinnerA on Sep 14, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like this idea,

and I support it.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what I've been doing, too

I’ve been listening to the broadcasts, while reading a lot lately.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 14, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dodgers-Rockies

Scoreless in the bottom of the eighth.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 4:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And there's a hit

For Augie! Another RISP though…

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on, kid rocket.

Nobody else in this lineup is gonna get you any run support. It’s up to you.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 4:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2-for-25

And another slow game, despite the double-plays. 52 minutes for the first two innings.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 4:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Awww.

Max loses the no-hitter. :-(

Obviously, my not posting in the GDT yesterday didn’t help the team. So, I’m back.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

None of these tricks

seem to work for very long. Though we haven’t tried the foreign language thread yet…

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Claro que sí.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

J'aime mange les petit enfants...

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You'd love to strangle

the babies?

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 14, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought it said

“I love mange on infants.”

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that could be it… French is not a strong suit of mine

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 14, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eat

mmmm, bebes. Le autre, autre vien blanc!

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Diamondbacks moeten zich concentreren en worden vandaag winnen

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 14, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ich bin ein Dbacker

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you're

a pastry?

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah,

I’m a jelly doughnut.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just figured out Reynolds' problems in the field

they jsut showed him spitting out sunflowers on the ground in front of him. When you lead the world in errors, do you really want to be putting bad-hop inducing seed shells in front of you?

BTW I am kidding. . . .kinda

by golfmanthee on Sep 14, 2008 5:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We should

introduce him to Skoal?

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's comes

Joe Sr….

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fundamentals, soco!

Punctuation….

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

?

Joe Sr.[elipses], though I guess if I wrote for the Economist it would be Joe Sr…

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh crap

I see. Look, I’m doing like three things at once.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately

None of those things is “typing well”?

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 14, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't you

have a new DnD ruleset to complain about?

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well played

Actually, my new complaint is that none of the bookstores in town seem to be carrying to Pathfinder RPG. I could order it or buy it online, but I sorta wanted to actually look at a physical copy before I spent the money on it.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 14, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If

Barnes and Noble can order it (ie, if it’s in the system and not a prepaid only item) then you can order it and look at it without buying it.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll have to see

I just feel like a jackass ordering something and then not buying it.

But, then again, I am a jackass often enough, so it shouldn’t really faze me anymore.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 14, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look at it this way

it’s apart of the business. We want people to order things because if you do want it after looking at it, you’ll probably buy it. And, the vast majority of books are returnable so it’s not like there’s much loss for the store.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was a joke

I’m assuming they only spit the seeds out at the back of the infield

and just case you weren’t kidding – no, nobody should ingest or inhale tobacco. It’s just nasty, nasty stuff and hard to quit once you get started. I quit 20 years ago and am thankful every day that I did.

by golfmanthee on Sep 14, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I smoked a couple

cigarettes once when I worked at IHOP while on break. Boy, was that a mistake.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Working at IHOP

was also a mistake.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a fan.

Waffle House is so much better AND cheaper.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That might be true

but I made mad money for a high schooler and had a lot of fun. Now working at Burger King, that was a mistake.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ewwww.....

then again, did you get to meet the King?

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd rather

not talk about it…there was a walk-in fridge and a too late night and…

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Show me on the Whopper

where he touched you

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My God.

We’ve REALLY crossed the Rubicon now….

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

::points to the pickles::

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This conversation

doesn’t even belong in the OT Chatroom, but there are probably some chatrooms where it WOULD belong….

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Coming soon

To Catch a Predator, the AZ SnakePit edition.

Brought to you by Burger King.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

NAMBLA called.

They don’t appreciate your discrimination and hatred, Jim.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good thing you didn't like it

I dated a smoker once. I would rather not date an ashtray ever again.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Was it at least

one of those super-expensive $700 military ashtrays?

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

El lame-o.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would think

he should lay off the snacks, at least until he learns how to walk and chew sunflower seeds at the same time.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 14, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

With a good enough performance today, we could take over first place in the NL in worst batting average!

…Oh.

On another interesting note, we’re fourth worst in the NL in stolen bases.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It really is

a mirror image of last year.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Argh.

Jupton with ANOTHER loud out.

Seems like we’ve had A LOT of those lately. Anybody know our BABIP over the last couple weeks?

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

CY!

Standup 2 out double. RBI opportunity for Donkey Kong.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or a walk.

C’mon, Mark! At least DON’T STRIKE OUT!!

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow....

for all the strife we’ve given CY this year, he’s 5th in the NL in doubles. I’d still prefer the home runs, but I’ll take XBHs of any kind.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

All things considered...

If he had double the steals and 20-30 more points in the BA (and subsequently his OBP), I think we’d be pretty darn happy with his numbers this year.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

All things considered,

if he had 200 more points in his OPS, I think we’d be pretty darn happy with his numbers, too.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Considering his defense

CY has had an OK year. I’d just like to see improvement rather than plateau. To my eye, he just looks really unsure and indecisive at the plate this year.

by golfmanthee on Sep 14, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cardinals 14 - Dolphins 0

and in other news, hell has indeed frozen over.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 14, 2008 5:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

True.

Even these are two games they were expected to win, it’s not like the Cardinals have ever done anything expected of them. Except suck.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But

they’re the oldest franchise in the NFL! They’re like the Cincinnati Reds of pro football.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Το DBacks δεν μπορεί να αφήσει τους καρδιναλίους να πάρουν το μόνο κράτος κερδίζει αυτό το Σαββατοκύριακο.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 14, 2008 5:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mark with the high heat strikeout.

C’mon, Mark….

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

To his credit,

he looked pretty pissed and frustrated at that one.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He always looks pissed when he screws up

He is like Byrnes. I would not like to be in the dug out during his bad games. Hulk Angry.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

good!

they need to be getting a little bit pissed at themselves (imo, dont know if it helps or hurts, but it shows some emotion other than dejection)

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 14, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better strikeouts

than popouts.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because at least when you're striking out,

you have an excuse for not getting a hit.

When you’re making contact every AB and just feebly popping up, it’s even MORE annoying and frustrating, especially when even a flyout would score a runner from 3rd.

IMO, of course. Which is gospel.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because

that means it’s not Byrnes?

/rimshot?

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That too.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2-for-26

With that K.

And back to my phone call to Scotland and the parents.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 5:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Move along, Jim.

Nothing to see here.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Three innings.

Seven baserunners.

Zero runs.

You remember back when it seemed whenever we hit a homer, all we got were solo shots?

I think I’d go back to those days in a heartbeat.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Argh.

Leadoff home run.

Screw this team.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Huy ovo, Dbacks.

At least the kid threw the HR ball back.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

By the way,

Max Scherzer’s delivery gives me whiplash just looking at it.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh.

Chris Young: .280 since the all-star break.

Seems like a quiet improvement. Of course, he hit .228 in the first half…

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Minor victories!

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This could be

why BoMel has him batting 3rd lately?

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you hear Sutton?

Corey Patterson sports a 237 OBP? Ugh

by golfmanthee on Sep 14, 2008 5:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

For his career, he’s below .300.

30-30 potential, but boy has he plummeted big-time.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

OTOH,

my OPS+ is 0, so he’s doing better than me.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's one of "Dusty's Guys".

That’s why he was brought over from the Cubs. Totally sucks, but at least he tries hard.

Hmmm…. maybe Dusty would trade for Eric Byrnes??

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I already made that pitch

Back when we found out the reason that Dunn was despised by the Cincinnati media for a lack of hustle, I knew that Byrnes would be a perfect fit for the Reds.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 14, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And another leadoff base-runner

For us to strand in scoring position.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 5:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pretty low K1 to Snydes there.

Guess it’s a tall zone today? Seems like it was a tall zone the last 2 days, also.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dodgers and Rockies

Still scoreless in the tenth. Wonder what the last 1-0, extra-inning game at Coors was?

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 5:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not extra innings but

COlorado beat SF on June 11th 1-0 at Coors with 1 in the bottom of the 9th

by golfmanthee on Sep 14, 2008 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Never happened

The lowest scoring extra-inning games there are 2-1, which has happened twice. Both times the opponent was Arizona, most notably the 18-inning 2-1 win we had on August 15, 2006.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

I was about to post the same thing. Damn you and your research speed.

Sure is an interesting game to look at though.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/boxes/COL/COL200608150.shtml

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cueto looks like

he can’t handle the thin air here…. he’s breathing pretty heavily.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

ARGH

WHY DIDN’T YOU SWING AT THAT, SNYDER??

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Because the number of pitches you take is more important than swinging at BP fastballs.

Clearly.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

foulpole called.

He wants his “logic” back.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BURN

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

S'okay.

When he’s done smarting, I’ll give Chris some cream for it.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why am I smarting?

That’s the same thing I was implying! All you did was spell it out point blank!

Man. Kids these days.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know!

I was playing along with mrssoco!

Besides….. aren’t we the same age?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Technically.

And literally.

But let’s not sweat the small details.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well,

truth is relative, right?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm older!

Wait, that isn’t a good thing, is it?

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, that's never bothered me.

…..what??

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't worry

It never bothered the husband either. He only uses it for strategic “makes me feel old” puposes.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Same thing

with my parents. (She’s 3 yrs older than he is)

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And there you go

1-0 to the Rockies in the tenth, Troyboy with the game-winning hit

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

I’m torn? I guess, good that the Dodgers lost?

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And done.

1-0, Rox. :-)

But it was Tool-o with the winning RBI. Eh, you win some, you lose some.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And the game continues to grind

Over ninety minutes in, and there’s only one out in the bottom of the fourth, despite a 1-0 score.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey

Two on, one out again!

We should….um…what’s the word again?

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Try?

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fail?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now THAT was kinda funny.

The catcher stood up like he wanted to pick off Tony Clark.

Sure, knock yourself out, but it’s tough to do when he’s got a 2-inch lead off 2nd….

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think that is kind of like putting a band aid

On a severed limb, but you will probably get your wish.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Band aid on a severed limb? Never works.

Now, chainsaws on a severed limb, much better call.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 14, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta use a chainsaw

otherwise they come back evil.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 14, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2-for-27

Of course, it would help if Clark has speed which exceeding a methadone-addicted sloth.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 5:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Dammit

That may be the worst-constructed sentence of my career.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I just had an aneurysm trying to figure that out.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh, it's all right.

I don’t even go proofread the recaps I do at 1 or 2 in the morning after I’m stuck at the office all night. God only knows what mistakes I’ve had in there.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um....

but this was 2:40PM on a Sunday afternoon….?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey now.

I’m amazed Jim manages to put out coherent sentences after the drunken stupor this team has put us through the past three weeks.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually

Jim gave up watching this team weeks ago. Comment-bot has been doing the recaps with the aid of some randomly-selected statistics and the thesaurus entry for the word “fail”.

Beep.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does

CommentBot drink too?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grammar bug strikes again....

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn.

Would’ve been a good time for Kid Rocket’s first big league hit.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2-for-28

And now it’s the Kidcaster.

Joy.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 5:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey --

we can’t look any worse, can we?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, they'll find a way

Believe in that.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 14, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup, fail.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Welp.

Cueto: 99 pitches.
Scherzer: 76 pitches.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We're winning!!

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kidkaster

likes Brandon Webb and Adam Dunn, NOT Eric Byrnes.

I like him more than most Kidkasters already.

Plus he wants to be a cop and loves TBell.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well...

We won’t begrudge him that last one. The rest is pretty solid.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You both

like Tinkerbell?

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey man,

don’t judge. To each his own.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let me introduce you

to someone with similar interests<./a>

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait --

is the fairy Tinkerbell or the guy in green??

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better yet...

He got married a year ago?!

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where?

California??

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No no.

Obviously it’s former Broncos running back Tatum Bell.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Upton

breaks up a Cueto shutout AGAIN!!

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good job

There wasn’t a runner in scoring position, or Upton would have failed to touch first-base or something.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 5:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or else

a meteor would have come through the roof of Chase Field and hit Upton or something.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ARGH

CY with ANOTHER loud out, Corey Patterson stealing a probable double.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

See?

There’s those solo shots I was talking about.

Boy, it’s still fun to watch the young kids demolish a pitch.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is why

I love having a stats guy (Sut) teamed with an oldskool guy (Grace) in our TV team.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn.

Dunn JUST MISSED that one.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Same thing

with Mark Reynolds.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please, Dusty.

Keep Cueto in for one more inning.

You know you want to.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Because

we’ve scored SO MANY RUNS off him….

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Flood,

meet flood gates.

They’re about ready to burst.

Think of it this way: Given all the base runners and hard-hit balls, even the Diamondbacks can’t manage to keep screwing this up.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You REALLY believe that

after watching this season??

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I continue to have hope.

It keeps me from taking a spork to my jugular.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

EPIC fail.

Can’t even spork yourself to death??!

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sums up so much about this season.

Plus, it also makes me think “Billy? You’re driving a spork into your leg.” “So I am. Hilarious.”

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 14, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cueto 115
Scherzer 91.

I’m not sure even Dusty can put Cueto back out for another inning. Scherzer should be good for one more though. His spot’s due up fourth in the next half inning.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 5:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hell yea Dunn

Caught that foul hard core. And didn’t even fall over the side.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 5:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He did, however

Cause those two small children to wet their pants.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am not their nanny

So I am okay with that. :)

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hopefully

they weren’t sitting on anyone’s lap….

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They weren't

But the boy I think let out an epitath unfitting of his age.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The future POTUS

sympathizes.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For the sanctity of our friendship Phil

Lets not discuss politics. Instead, I will link you to a picture of a puppy.

LOOK PUPPY FACE.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What??

At least he’s at a Dbacks game.

Besides, how do you know I don’t HATE puppies?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well if you hate puppies

Than there is no friendship. ;)

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I support John McCain,

so isn’t that like hating puppies?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A little

But I try to ignore it. ;)

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well,

I also hate ice cream and rainbows and smiley faces. And I’m only happy when it rains.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So you listen to "Garbage"?

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah.

We just think the same.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey now.

Garbage isn’t that terrible. At least say Linkin Park or something.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa.... Linkin Park??

What kinda monster do you think I am???

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You like to park in handicap spaces?

While handicap people make handicap faces?

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Win :)

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm embarrassed FOR you

that you know the lyrics….

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Plus,

it’s STILL a funny picture. I would have posted it in the GDT except that it’s got an F-bomb.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow....

Donkey Kong just ran faster than he ever had in his life to catch the foulout.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, I take it back.

He may have run faster while tracking a deer or something.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Six fantastic innings for Kid Rocket.

Please get the kid his first big league win.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Adam Pettyjohn"?

I’m not sure if that name is lame or awesome.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Am I seeing this right?

This is his first big league appearance since 2001?

We’re screwed.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good God.....

TC hits one off the wall — so it’s a single.

The ONLY WAY for TC to get extra bases is to hit it out.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's see...a positive spin on this...

At least if he’s stuck lumbering around first, Chip Hale can’t wave him home from second??

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He'll find a way.

Don’t doubt him.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Snyder strikes out.... again.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh God

Brandon Lyon warming up in the bullpen to pitch in relief. Relief, my eye!

by TwinnerA on Sep 14, 2008 6:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

Two on, one out!

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ichiromero in to PR for TC.

I presume he’d replace Dunn in LF.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

D'Antona fails too.

Eckstein has a chance to not fail.

BTW, I love Eckstein playing “Man In The Box” as his intro music.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2-for-30.

- J. D’Antona fouled out to shallow right
- D. Eckstein popped out to shallow left

Good times.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

As opposed to what?

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 14, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Most of the ‘90s, when we didn’t have a team?

Nah, those were probably better days too.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

At least

we didn’t suck then?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't the Twinkies

hit something like .315 with RISP, or something like that?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lyon takes the hill.

Set your phasers to heart attack.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tears prepped

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not really a heart attack

when you can see it coming from a mile away.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh Grace...

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 6:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And,

I’m fairly certain that Dunn doesn’t make that catch — good thing Ichiromero was back there.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Reynolds will show you how awesome he is

And he will walk off brushing the dust off of his shoulder.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 6:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Be still, my beating heart.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, timeout.

So Brandon Lyon.

Just recorded three outs.

In succession.

Without giving up any runs.

And we’re not losing miserably.

Is this heaven?

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I would be interested

as to where the hell that was earlier??

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poor Scherzer.

Two hitter, 1 run, and gets another no-decision.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And nine Ks.

54 K in 45 IP. 10.8 K/9.

He’s all right.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh, he might be a keeper.

I guess.

ERA now down to 2.81. In YOUR face, Clayton Kershaw!!

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is this

a “Don’t Stop Believin’” remix?

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 6:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes!!

I was just going to remark on that!

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Upton!

Leadoff double!!

We CAN’T blow this one, right??

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Right??

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2-for-31

Can’t last forever… Or can it…

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Doesn't need to last forever.

Just a few more games.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Man

Upton was this close to a home run.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 6:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap....

CY pops out to short…. running catch kept it from being a blooper.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

1-for-4.

Doesn’t really say much about the at-bats he’s had. He could be 4-for-4, really.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Truly.

Which is somewhat why I have some hope for this team before the end of the season. We’re just unsustainably bad.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

IBB to Donkey Kong.

I really hope Reynolds takes this personally…. and doesn’t strikeout.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh Grace

Gracie has a crush. And at least this time he is on OUR team.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 6:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yup.

Adam Dunn…. Jonathan Broxton…. Grace is a chubbychaser.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You don't really have to chase them.

A hot-dog on a stick will work just as well, and you can simply reel them in…

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am calling Off Sides ;)

What if Dunn reads this?

He is going to cry himself to sleep tonight on his huge pillow!

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Big slow bastard....

walking to the outfield, clogging up the bases, striking out, UGH. Worthless.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This comment looks even funnier,

given my signature.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We don't judge. ;)

he likes em big. ;)

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fail.

Reynolds pops up.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2-for-32

How many times have we got the leadoff man on today?

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 6:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's irrelevant.

Our only hope is to hit a HR.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Welp.

Snyder can redeem himself in a big way here.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or

just get sucked down by the riptide that is our team….

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Snydes has a chance

with the bases loaded and 2 outs.

Hopefully he gets a hit.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Argh....

shoulda swung at THAT one.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bases loaded

Now, we can score on a wild pitch, hit batter or walk.

Frankly, those are our best hopes.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 6:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Groundout.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2-for-33

And the boo-birds are out, justifiably so.

Did anyone else catch the very loud F-bomb Snyder dropped after striking out in his previous at-bat?

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 6:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He always does that.

Everytime, and it’s usually picked up by the microphones.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seven innings.

15 baserunners.

One run, on a solo home run.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

12 LOB through 7 innings.

Remember, that doesn’t even include the GIDPs.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay Micah!

We still love you!

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

"Love" may be a bit much

But we can still be friends.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We just need time, you know?

It isn’t HIM exactly, its US. We need time to grow. Away from him.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What if

he shows up at our door with flowers?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm his Facebook friend,

I could nudge him a little??

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, ma'am.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

agreed

I would probably do what I do with any “celebrity” and murmer something a kin to “OMG YOU ARE MICAH FREAKING OWINGS?” and then flee.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was using

the royal “we”.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Insult to injury.

Castillo just swung at a ball that hit him in the foot, striking out.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow. Sutton heard you ;)

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 14, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got a break there

How many batters swing at a ball that ends up hitting them, for strike three?

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 6:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Certainly not many.

And even fewer now that Randy’s slider isn’t what it used to be.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Juan Cruz

should be our closer.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Strikeout machine.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No,

then he seems like a racist.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even

not giving up runs machine, which is MORE rare in our bullpen.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want

the AFLAC duck for my birthday.

As a pet. Not for dinner.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What if he was

roasted and served with a nice raspberry reduction?

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not saying I WOULDN'T eat him.

I love duck. But I’d prefer having him as a pet.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

However,

come to think of it, I’ll bet Wes could whip that up for us.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He

should get on it.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your mom

should get on it.

Seriously. I’ll be she’s a great cook.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She is

but are you calling me a fattie?

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by soco on Sep 14, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not at all.

It just sounded vaguely suggestive.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I still don't know

what he looks like.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here’s his avatar from Diamondbacks Bullpen. A rather old photo I presume

by TwinnerA on Sep 14, 2008 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's

his avatar here, too.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sally walks.

Time to get another runner on so we’ll have first and second again.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And then fail miserably.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

J-Up at the plate

He can homer here, since we don’t have anyone in scoring position.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 6:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Heck....

he can homer whenever he wants, as far as I’m concerned.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Upton

with a single off the glove.

CY needs to not suck now.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh, look

A runner in scoring position.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 6:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Upton reaches.

There’s the two on. And the RISP.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:52 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Which means

CY will have a home run caught by the RF, or something.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, and hey!

With Upton’s 3-for-4 day, someone who made an appearance in today’s game has a BA over .250.

Sure, it’s .253, but look at the alternatives:

.152
.246
.238
.243
.230
.235
.241
.248
.000
.188
.222

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Like I said,

coming into today, .295 since the DL.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes yes.

The point is, our lineup at the start of the day included no one who has gotten a hit every four at-bats this season.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dusty pulls his reliever

to bring in a lefty and face Dunn.

Nice patient PA by CY to work a walk.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

CYBB.

So another runner to waste.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Awesome.

It’s all on Dunn’s massive shoulders now.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bases loaded for Dunn

And another pitching change. Just for the record, the franchise record for players left on base in a nine-inning game is 16, done twice – most recently on April 30th last year. We have 12 so far, not including the three on there at the moment.

However, the record for LOB when we score one run is only 13, back on April 20, 2003.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 6:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

So now we’re showing our futility in unique and historic ways. Nice.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The last two times Dunn came up with the bases juiced,

BB and HBP.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bases loaded strikeout.

Boos descend.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

As they should.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+hiiiiiiiiss

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But seriously,

is ANYONE surprised? ANYONE??

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

2-for-34

Fifteen men left on base.

Words fail me.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 6:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Young singled Ojeda home on Friday

And I believe Drew singled Upton from second to third last night.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That could be

why CY is now batting 3rd.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poor caveman.

GEICO is such a racist organization.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 6:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Technically

Wouldn’t it be “speciesist” organization?

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 14, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"I don't know if I've ever seen anything like this.

Except maybe last night."

-Mark Grace.

Classic.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

When Chad Qualls brings hope,

you KNOW your team’s f%&*ed.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C'mon ump.

That was a strike.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well.....

THAT was certainly a throwaway 0-2 pitch.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

As with ALL our pitchers today,

and indeed this entire series, Qualls does the job.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Good point.

Yeah.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And Peña last night.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Reynolds.

First pitch flyout.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

With this Cincy reliever's creepy smile,

he kinda looks like a chomo.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He just

molested our hitters down 1-2-3.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty wide K zone

alluva sudden.

Pretty dead GDT, too. Where did everyone else go?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

We didn’t strand any runners!

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

The chomo pitches a 1-2-3 inning.

Rauch coming in. Melvin doesn’t care anymore.

Why not leave Qualls out for another inning??

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mmmm.

Cheese. /random

What?? There’s nothing else going on!!

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Cardinals

have not failed Arizona this weekend!

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 7:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The *first-place* Arizona Cardinals

That is not something I’ve said in a very long time, as Grace pointed out.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We are

through the looking glass, aren’t we?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 14, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Indeed

every team from Arizona that played this weekend has lost…except for the Cardinals.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait --

did ASU end up losing to UNLV??

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yes

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 14, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep?

Blocked field goal in overtime.

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by soco on Sep 14, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Errr...... excuse me,

::leaves room….. heard laughing hysterically in the hallway::

Sorry. Back now.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh I'm sorry

I forget the part where both Georgetown and UofA suck. Laugh it up, chuckles.

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by soco on Sep 14, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I'm sorry.

I forget the part where both Georgetown and UofA ALWAYS suck — and yet ASU, supposedly a Pac-10 or even BCS title contender, has the same record as UofA.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think

it’s pretty obvious to see that ASU is overrated, but you don’t have much room to talk about bad teams. Of course, like most Wildrat fans, it’s easier to be obsessed with ASU than support your own team.

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by soco on Sep 14, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kinda like

the way Scum Devils fans are always obsessed with ’Cats basketball??

And I’m not obsessed with UA football. In fact, I’m pumped that we’re 2-1.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Errr,

not obsessed with UA ASU football.

Paging Dr. Freud?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think

you just proved my point.

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by soco on Sep 14, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can't help the hitters

To have the mound in bright sunshine, and home-plate in the shade.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Not anymore

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Donk

off the foul pole.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And there you go

Rauch on target to go 0-6 now. Good work, everyone!

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeez.

We could have lost those games WITHOUT giving up EBone.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And, Jon Rauch

just gave up the game-winning homerun to Corey Patterson off the foulpole.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If foulpole

got hit by a home run ball, I wonder if he’s still say sweet.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He'd probably say

it was a “Solid line drive”.

If that HR had hit foulpole rather than THE foulpole, I’d be less upset, even though the Dbacks lost.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joh Rauch

You just gave up a game-winning (probably) home run to Corey Freakin’ Patterson. How do you feel?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 14, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna skip all of them

and just say

“They outbaseballed us.”

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 14, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Diamondbacks offense

you suck. How do you feel?

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by soco on Sep 14, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our trades this year suck.

Micah hurt us last night, and Rauch hurt us today.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They looked good

when we made them. What the heck happened?

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by Scrbl on Sep 14, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gurgling Vortex of Suck?

Based somewhere around the 2nd base bag of Chase Field.

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ouch freakin corey patterson....

i feel your pain dback fans….whens golf tee times….think we both might get some golf sessions in together?

this team is utter rubbish...

by TuLoRocks2008 on Sep 14, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Care to join us

for October?

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Last chance

To strand base-runners for Arizona.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's see if we can leave the 1987 Astros in the dust!

With a little hard work, maybe we can jump all the way back to the 19th century.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 14, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"We're Not Gonna Take It"

I love this song, but the time to play it was about 10 losses ago.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

David Eckstein,

the ohfer a million man, is our last hope.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And gets on base!

Me and my pessimism…. we CAN reach that LOB record!!

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Unfortunately

We are now in extra innings.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crap. Forgot about that.

We even suck at sucking.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon D-Backs!

Wipe the drool of your collective chins and DO SOMETHING!!!

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 14, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well....

I’m fairly certain you meant “DO SOMETHING GOOD”….

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Drat

I should have made myself clear.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 14, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly.

See, “DO SOMETHING” was interpreted as an excuse to suck.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poor kids

they got confused and fell back on what they do best.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 14, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Upton

keeps the rally going with a single — Eckstein to 3rd!!

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We are REALLY going to SMASH that LOB record!!

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Two baserunners

Tying run at third, with two outs for Chris Young.

Now would be a good time to end that two-fer-infinity streak.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

CY up....

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Doing what he does best

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 14, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Game!

WOO!

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by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Seventeen base-runners

Left on base.

My, I am looking forward to the recap.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

State of Arizona:

1-5 this weekend.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

really miss

having the Suns miss out on the chance to join the suck. heck, this state should just embrace the suck.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 14, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Suckzona?

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Corey Patterson.

Lowest BA for a fulltime player since 1975.

Hits the game-winning home run.

I really feel bad for Rauch…. he looks like the loneliest man in the world right now in the dugout.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It sucks

he gave up that homerun, but if the Diamondbacks want to be mad at anyone today, they need to look squarely at the terrible hitting with runners on base.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I was just gonna comment on that.

When two solo homers beats you, and you strand 17 men on base, Jon Rauch is the LEAST of your worries.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course,

we DO also have Bob Melvin to thank for bringing in a guy who had been scored upon in 9 of his last 13 outings in the 10th inning of a tied ballgame. I hope it helped Rauch’s confidence, at least.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We gotta make sure

he’s good a screwed up for next year. Jon, what the heck happened to you, man?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 14, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somewhere

Mike Rizzo is laughing.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd guess

he’s in DC.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Especially since

he’s still under contract….

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

When you have a reliever

Who apparently cannot appear without giving up a run, then that certainly counts as well up the list of worries. Especially when your manager keeps using him in high-leverage situations.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again,

I’d be MUCH more worried about our inability to score more than 1 run off a guy who came in with a 4.77 ERA.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He should feel bad, but no more than any other player that failed on this team for their failures.

by TwinnerA on Sep 14, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

you can’t do something like this without a team-wide commitment.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 14, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I just...

I just don’t know anymore.

Even Rock Band 2 can barely console me.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Howzabout

a beer and a comedy?

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tonight's loss was

refreshingly simple. After Rube Goldberg contraption we saw last night, stranding 17 runners was a straightforward yet respectable accomplishment.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 14, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That's now 30 baserunners stranded in two games.

Is THAT a record, Jim??

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Quick! Trivia game!

Team A: 10 IP, 10 H, 10 BB, 7 K
Team B: 10 IP, 3 H, 3 BB, 13 K

Which team won this game?

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Yankees?

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Once again... careful.....

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Careful about coming in here and popping off

after what might be THE single most frustrating loss of the year.

I have a feeling that I can feel Jim’s mouse finger hovering over the “Ban” button as we speak.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Somehow,

I don’t think anybody here will appreciate your false sympathy.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The ice you're treading on

is getting thinner and thinner….

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Actually

I don’t care about AZWILDCATS any more. His presence here is no longer of any relevance.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fair 'nuff.

Is this the disbelief phase?

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gone through that

I think I’ve reached acceptance. Basically, there is nothing AZWILDCATS can tell us which isn’t the truth. We do suck, totally and absolutely.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh,

at this point, if he’d just come out and say “Hey, YOUR TEAM SUX LOL!!!!” it’d be slightly less annoying than this passive-aggressive bullshit.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's still

a concern troll.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

0-7 averaging less than 2 runs a game

what ice im just speaking what happened

by AZWILDCATS on Sep 14, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You wouldn't have encountered hostility

if you had actually shown up here while that was happening — or before the final out today.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crap -- that reminds me.

I wonder if my Redskins have lost yet?

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Holy shit!

We won! Beating the Saints.

Sweeeeeet……

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a feeling you'd be right

if Jim were still here.

Unfortunately, he’s already in Mexico downing 10-cent beers like water.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And he didn't

invite the rest of us? WTF, Jim??

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sadly, still here

Still writing my review of Bloodrayne 2. Which probably sucked fractionally less than this performance.

by Jim McLennan on Sep 14, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shame. Bloodrayne might have been

the LEAST awful Uwe Boll movie.

Actually, since I just bought Postal, I take it back — Postal is the LEAST AWFUL Uwe Boll movie.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, our season has TRULY come full circle.

September is shaping up to be the anti-April.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just to recap, our starters in this series:

20 IP, 12 H, 2 ER, 7 BB, 14 K

And we won one game. Barely.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Also just to recap:

We have 24 runs in our last 11 games.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 7:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Also just to recap:

This team is terrible.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also just to recap,

these recaps are stealing the fractions of my soul that still remain.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ow!

It burns! It BURNS!!!

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 14, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

It wasn’t even holy water. It was just regular water.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well.

On the plus side, the Broncos won, even though they probably shouldn’t have.

Still, Cutler was fantastic. And Brandon Marshall — 18 catches?!?!

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AHAH!

So you’re actually Silverblood in disguise!!

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love Troy Tulowitzki. Tee hee.

by Azreous on Sep 14, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Do you

want to have his babies?

She does.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nervous

It was a great 1st half for the Broncos, and then not so much in the second. They were very lucky to win. But we’ll take it.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 14, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AHAH!!

TWO fake usernames used by Silverblood!!

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hardly. See yesterday’s discussion.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 14, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, don't worry. I know the difference.

I’ve met the two of you, after all.

Josh Byrnes: PLEEEEEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE RE-SIGN ADAM DUNN!!

by DbacksSkins on Sep 14, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And the Broncos are not a package deal with the Rockies; so I don’t have to (and I don’t) like the Rockies just cuz I like the Broncos.

See: the Arizona Cardinals/Arizona Diamondbacks. Easy to separate emotions for each team.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 14, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Too true

Cardinals fans are few and far between.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

not really

I’ve always contended that this is a football state more than a baseball one. I think with the Cards starting off 2-0 for what? the 2nd or 3rd time since they’ve been here, we’ll see that bandwagon rev up into over drive.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 14, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It definitely

more a football state, but I’ve never found many Cards fans. Of course, that might be simply because I’m not one so I never have the need to talk to anyone about them, and most people in Yuma, where I grew up, were fans of the Chargers or Raiders.

We are gonna get drunk with Adam Dunn and we're gonna head-butt some damn kangaroos.

by soco on Sep 14, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was just annoying to listen to

Your 2008 Arizona Diamondbacks: WTF?

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 14, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Is that the new team slogan? Because, yeah.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Sep 14, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like the sayin goes

Where’s the fun?

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 14, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

I’m glad I completely spaced on this one and watched Old School and Wedding Crashers instead.

This team makes me sad.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 14, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

2 fun movies

You definitely had a more fun day than the rest of us.

by TwinnerA on Sep 15, 2008 8:11 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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