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Gameday Thread, #146: 9/12 vs. Reds

Cincinnati Reds at Arizona Diamondbacks, Sep 12, 2008 9:40 PM EDT


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Johnny Cueto
RHP, 8-13, 4.77

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Brandon Webb
RHP, 19-7, 3.41

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Remember Cueto? He made his major-league debut against the Diamondbacks back in April, and mowed Arizona down, striking out ten hitters in seven overpowering innings of one-run ball. Cue a line of drooling fantasy baseball owners. But things haven't gone quite as smoothly since for Johnny: his ERA in 27 starts against other teams is 4.93, and he has been particularly troubled by the long-ball, with 27 in 160 innings. Maybe we'll have a bit more luck against him tonight:  Chris Young will be particularly keen to do better, having gone 0-for-3 with three strikeouts first time round.

Brandon. Brandon, Brandon, Brandon... What has become of you? No matter what our ace might say, it's been clear to everyone from scouts to fans that something is not right with our ace. He has been smacked about for 22 hits, 12 walks and 19 earned runs in his past 13.2 innings - which is all the previous three starts of his have covered. It stops here. He has never lost more than three consecutive games over his entire career, and it's the first time he has allowed four or more earned runs in back-to-back-to-back games too [actually, he's given up at least six in each start of this streak]. Nick Piecoro has a piece analyzing Webb's release point of late.

It'll be odd to see Micah Owings in a Reds uniform, as the trade for Adam Dunn was formally completed this afternoon. From what we've experienced with other departees over the past year, we should expect him to go on an immediate tear. And in other news, we lost the coin-toss with the Dodgers to decide who would host a one-game playoff in the event the two teams end up tied at the end of the regular season. Yeah, I'm not exactly cut-up about that: if we even reach such a game, it will be a major miracle.

After some discussion, we are going to this game. We nearly didn't since it seems the Diamondbacks have apparently been on a mission to suck all our enthusiasm away, with the miserable performances since the last time we were at Chase, for SnakePitFest '08. How long ago that all seems: back when we were, y'know, good. Still, the chance to [perhaps] see Webb's twentieth victory was not to be passed up - even if we'd have looked at you oddly if you'd said after his nineteenth win, tonight would be the night, back on August 21st. So, we won't be in the Gameday Thread, and the recap will be up Saturday morning.

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yeah team?

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

we are playing tonight, right?

or a least pretending to play?

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Just turned on the radio, and it sounds like we’ll be facing Aaron Harang instead of Cueto today.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 9:34 PM EDT reply actions  

According to Yahoo...

We’ll be getting Cueto vs. Scherzer on Sunday, for the second stop in Mad Max’s All Rookie Face-Off Tour.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

let's hope it goes as well

as the previous one

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Personally

I’ll hope it goes even better.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 innings

3 earned runs, ELEVEN strike outs is pretty darn good. but I know what you mean. That will be up to the team. Hope they can support his effort this time around….

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

$20 bucks

the Reds score this inning

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

You're on

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, when do I get that twenty bucks?

(Don’t check the timestamp, don’t check the timestamp, don’t check the timestamp…)

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff single....

But a nice double play. Looking good.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Absolutely baseless prediction

I’m calling for an Adam Dunn home run this inning.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

not with young

batting 3rd

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I didn't see that

Curses!

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evening all

I will continue to have hope until we are mathematically eliminated – which eckstein just helped

by AF DBacks Fanatic on Sep 12, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn't notice the lineup today

S. Drew SS
D. Eckstein 2B
C. Young CF
A. Dunn LF
M. Reynolds 3B
C. Tracy 1B
C. Snyder C
J. Upton RF
B. Webb P

No CoJack?

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

foulpole's gotta be

besides himself with joy over that.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he has

but is it any worse than some of the others? don’t know…

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

8 games, really?

odd time to bench unless it is a health issue

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a health issue

They said he wasn’t available today.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not too badly

.281/.378/.344 in September so far.

They just said on the radio that he had a sore shoulder, I think.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indisputible

Guy’s got some nice range out there.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you are into OPS as the way to evaluate a player…

CJ vs other 1bs

9 out of 16

For lfs he would be 8 out of 14.

Let’s not even bring up his lack of home runs.

He’s a poor defensive 1b and a below average defensive lf.

Not what I would call an above average starter in the MLs.

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lame ass as usual

Your agenda against Conor got old along time ago.

Maybe youy should find another team to cheer for as he’ll be taking LF over from the pathetic sissy we use to have playing LF, EB22

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 13, 2008 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

How interest has faded....

sigh….

can’t blame the British fans for staying away….

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, I may rant and rave

 and maybe swear like a drunken sailor at times, but I ain’t going nowhere! I’ve been here since June of 2006 and have sat through some horrid performances.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I treated myself before I went to Korea

 I went o 10 games in a row in 04…we lost 8…painful…

by AF DBacks Fanatic on Sep 12, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch

Still, would have been nice to see that many games, though.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been on the Snakepit

since June of 2006.

2004, I ended up going to 12 games and went 6-6. Apparently, I should have gone to more!

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I've been here since April or May 2005

Which is a surprisingly long period of time, now that I think about it.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-2-3 for Webb in the second

Okay, now can I get that home run from Dunn?

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

here!~ Here!

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

How many in Texas?

Ike is still moving ashore tonight and Texas is already getting its ass kicked

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just the one

Games up and down the east…. Yankees, Orioles, Phillies, Mets, Astros, ChiSox

by snakecharmer on Sep 12, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Upton in right

I wonder if we should have just left the roster the way it was instead of bringing Jupton back?

Just thinking out loud, playing the what if’s….

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Our offense still hasn't shown up

Come on, guys.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Offense - an important part of the game

especially considering our defense, starting pitching, and bullpen have been having problems…

by AF DBacks Fanatic on Sep 12, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

The pitchers see this

and I wonder if that doesn’t play with them. When you’re thinking you HAVE to be perfect to have a pray of getting the win, you are going to be pressing and doing stuff you normally wouldn’t be…

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll buy that

I bet guys have a much lower era with a 5 run lead

by AF DBacks Fanatic on Sep 12, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another fly ball out against Webb

Get it back on the ground!

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

DEEP left

is what game day said… that does worry me

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Dunn caught it on the warning track. It is concerning.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

another DEEP left fly

pushing that line….

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another 1-2-3 inning

Let’s get some hits, guys.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Snyder!

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Two sharp line drives

Two outs. We just seem to keep hitting them right to the defense these past few weeks.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

nothing is going our way

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harang

Perfect through 3

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Webb

5 ground outs to 4 fly outs

early yet, but that’s still unusual.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

And another fly ball to deep left

Webb is making Dunn work pretty hard so far today.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

How's Dunn

looking out there?

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

votto

walked

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Two on for the Reds

Two outs. Come on, Webby, just get this guy out.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

And another flyout to end it

Okay, this inning: Adam Dunn homer.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff single for Drew!

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

hit or a walk

small steps team

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Solid lead off single to start our 4th for Wolf!

——-!

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

NO DP

No DP! NO DP!

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

CY up

::::closes eyes and hides under table:::

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

How 'bout some some RUNS!!!!!

Freedom is nothing but a chance to be better. -Albert Camus

by C. Wesley Baier on Sep 12, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Heck

I’d settle for some dirty looks from Vanessa at this point

WE NEED SOME RUNS

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

CY beats out the double play throw

Come on, Dunn!

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

3-0

to just beating out a DP ball?

Oy Vey!

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wha?

Dunn fakes the bunt? BoMel, are you just screwing with my head now?

Nice steal by Young, by the way.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

the small things like this

is what carried us last season.

where did it go to this ye3ar?

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thwarted again

Well, at least this time he got to the plate. So, next time I foolishly confidently predict an Adam Dunn home run, it’ll happen.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey ya

Here with the radio :)

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 12, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Also Regina Spektor

We listened to it twice, cause the DJ was asleep… On the Radio Uh huh.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 12, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

Dunn works that count like no other I’ve seen on this team before

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

UGH!!!

Deep left again, fouled out.

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 12, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi guys ^^

Wikipedia is accurate. (citation needed)

by Muu on Sep 12, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi Muu

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 12, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Solid lead off two bagger for Reynolds!

Great hustle there.

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Heads up base running by Reynolds there.

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

argh...

Reynolds may have to steal home…

by AF DBacks Fanatic on Sep 12, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, we are getting through the pitcher’s spot in the order.

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I think

I left my hopes around here somewhere. Maybe they’re under the couch.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 12, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

pitch count after 5:

 Webby 58

Harang 69

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

great pitch out call by BoMel!

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Great tools….no skills for J-Up.

:-(

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on

Most other outfielders wouldnt have even gotten to that ball. Thats why they scored it a hit instead of an error.

by Quin on Sep 12, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It hit him right in the glove.

???

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suggest

he use a smaller glove, for one thing. It looks huge and judging from a number of his errors, he appears to have little feel for the ball.

by Diamondhacks on Sep 12, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

he appears to have little feel for the ball.

He appears to have little feel for the game. ;-)

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

and you enjoy that?

why are you here?

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 13, 2008 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Woohoo!

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 12, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great hustle by Eck!!!

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

CY with the ribby single!!

——-!

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Another full count for Dunn.

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Post another 0!!!

Come on Webby!! Lets keep this little bit of momentum and get the hitters back in the dugout!!!!

by Quin on Sep 12, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Matt Williams

our resident historian, was chatting w/ Daron about the Cy Young race, and felt compelled to distinguish Brandon from past CY Young winners “with alot of wins and ERA’s of around five, like Bob Welch or Storm Davis”.

Davis never won a CY, and the year Welch did, his ERA 2.95. Matty really shouldnt be broadcasting. His knowledge and attitude belong at the end of a singles bar.

by Diamondhacks on Sep 12, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

With a name like "Storm"

he should have won a Cy Young. But that’s a surprising mistake from a broadcaster, you don’t here people mistakenly accusing Storm Davis of winning a Cy Young very often.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 12, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

A solid 1-2-3 seventh for Webby!!!

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

and only 80 pitches through 7!

by Quin on Sep 12, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

His arm looks higher then his last couple starts.

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another 1-2-3 inning

Nice to see Webb pitching well again!

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 12, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

This radio commercial

does nothing to make me want to visit Buffalo Wild Wings.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 12, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Agreed

I mean, I really like Buffalo Wild Wings (40 cent wings and trivia games? I’m in!) and the ad makes me want to actively avoid them.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buffalo Wild Wings

“There’s a crazy nekkid guy in our parking lot!”
“Now with 40% more nudity and all wild dog attacks are free!”

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 12, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't forget

“Our ideal customer is the guy who scams his friend over a stupid bet!”

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Mmmmm….mmmm!

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 12, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It is funny though!

by Quin on Sep 12, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitch count after 7:

Webby 80

Harang 101

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice pitching, Webby!

8 scoreless! Fantastic!

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Looking pretty good tonight.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 12, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another scoreless inning for Webby!!!

——-!

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Webb at 96 pitches

Should we send him in for the ninth, or go to the pen?

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Bob Melvin apparently disagrees

Salazar in to pinch hit for him.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take the 3 bases

Oh yes I will thank you

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 12, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't realize either

Wasn’t too upset when they announced it, certainly can’t complain after seeing the result. =)

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Sally,

Slytherin needs love too.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 12, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Webby is done. His spot is due up 1st in our 8th.

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sally!

Lead-off triple!

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Sally!!!!

a lead off 3 bagger!!!

——-!

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Starter's lines

Harang: 7 innings, 4 hits, 0 earned runs
Webb: 8 innings, 5 hits, 0 earned runs

Hey, AZWILDCATS, I think we managed that pitcher’s duel you wanted.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

4 pitch walk for Eckstein

Come on, CY, get us an RBI here.

Or two.

Or three?

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Young!!!

by Quin on Sep 12, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

He already got pulled for a pinch hitter.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's gone.

Salazer pinch hit for him.

by Azreous on Sep 12, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Solid PA for Eck…although they didn’t give him anything to hit. maybe a unintentional invitational walk?

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, I'm here.

So we know exactly who to blame should anything go wrong.

by Azreous on Sep 12, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Walk to Young

Bases loaded for Dunn.

Hey, Adam, can I get that home run now?

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, the drama!

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 12, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

True! I get my hopes up but another deep fly will do!

by Quin on Sep 12, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

We need more then that if Lyon is slated to come in. :(

by Quin on Sep 12, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Dunn seems like a good candidate

for some nice situational hitting. Here’s hopin’!

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 12, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

CY with the bb!

The Beast is due up!

—-!

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow he can work the count.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 12, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Dunn works from 0-2 to a full count…

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

And still another full count to Dunn.

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Great job coming back from 0-2!

——-!

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Walk!

2-0!

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

It's so much nicer

when we’re on the other side of that.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 12, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Mark!

Pad the lead!

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

And Reynolds works to a full count

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

K

D’oh.

Two outs.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch!

Gotta choke up, son!

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 12, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the “up” part he’s having problems with sometimes. =)

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

WP!

3-0!

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

This isn't how I expected

to get our runs. But it works.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 12, 2008 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Diamondbacks Baseball:

It ain’t pretty. But if it works…

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We will take it!

by Quin on Sep 12, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wild pitch for another run!!!

——-!

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Lincoln has a pretty nasty Charlie.

by foulpole on Sep 12, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

And Tracy Ks looking

Ick. But we’ve got a bit more room. Now for the… Hold on.

::grabs a bottle of antacids::

Now for the bullpen.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 12, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

We might be

done already but if they lose this after this lead it is trully over…….but………lets not think those thoughts! :) …….we are getting a W tonight!

by Quin on Sep 13, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are pitching changes

still sponsored by an antacid company?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 13, 2008 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Dear Brandon Lyon:

Don’t #*@( this up.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

didn't get the memo kishi

maybe you should tattoo it to his ass?

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 13, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a plan

I’ll write it backwards on my boot.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

+ a billion

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 13, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

One out

Two to go…

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Nice K for Lyon!

Two down!

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Wait

is that hope, or should I grab the Gas-X?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 13, 2008 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Another single

Okay, now the nerves are kicking in…

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

OK, its Corey Patterson

just strikes, please. Just strikes.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 13, 2008 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

He's the only one that matters

Just get this guy out, Lyon, don’t worry about the base runners…

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who is up in the bullpen?

by Quin on Sep 13, 2008 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

That was a pretty good 2-2 charlie to Paterson.

by foulpole on Sep 13, 2008 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

Bases loaded. Come on, Lyon, just get an out.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Now now.

Melvin has to stick with Lyon to help his confidence.

Never mind the massive loss of confidence that occurs when blowing a three-run save situation…

by Azreous on Sep 13, 2008 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Or the loss of confidence when you get beat up by your starter in the clubhouse after you blow a three-run save.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would fear Webby

He looks wily.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 13, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then he terrifies me

I have an intense dislike of ants, and it centers around an episode of Macguyver I saw, where he was in the Amazon and was worried about a horde of killer ants coming at him. I was 11 or so, and figured, “Well, if Macguyver is scared of them, I should be absolutely terrified.”

Similar theories shall apply to things that are feared by mrssoco, the Assaulter of Televisions. =)

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ants scare the BAJESUS out of me

As I am extremely allergic to the point of anaphylactic shock, so I join you in that fear.

Also. HEY. I glare in your general direction. ;)

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 13, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, and BoMel should have just benched Webby and Haren the last few starts because they sucked too…right?

BoMel is such and idiot for letting those two start games.

;-)

by foulpole on Sep 13, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what that has to do with what I said.

by Azreous on Sep 13, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

You can’t base your expectations of what a player can do off of what they’ve done in the past. You have to do it by magically looking into the future to see what they’re going to do. Thus speaks the Foulpole/Hogwarts School of Baseball Scouting.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wait wait wait.

So we can sign C.C. Sabathia this offseason for like a million per year, right?

by Azreous on Sep 13, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Also, that's interesting, considering...

This, from that “Rate our defense” thing way back when:

“Please post your rankings based upon what you see now or over the last year or so and don’t consider the future.”

by Azreous on Sep 13, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

What?

Foulpole doesn’t read our comments if they’d interfere with his pre-established notions, why shouldn’t he treat his own writings the same way?

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice 1-0 on the outer black

by foulpole on Sep 13, 2008 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

COME ON DBACKS!!!

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 13, 2008 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Lyon!

I hate you. I really, really hate you.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

3-2

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

3-2 now

W> T> F>?

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 13, 2008 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

Yep

that’s definitely a sinking feeling. Yes it is.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 13, 2008 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

We've been down this road before

we know where it leads

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 13, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

O.M.G.

Some days I could kill Lyon……

by snakecharmer on Sep 13, 2008 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

I was thinking a sack of Valencia oranges would work.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I kind of feel bad

I am not on that field and I CAN’T TAKE THE PRESSURE. My heart is beating a samba.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 13, 2008 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Damn,

I finish lunch and as we leave, it is 3-0

Walk in to this?

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 13, 2008 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Chad Qualls coming in

Oh, man. Look, Chad, we talk a lot of crap about you, but just get this out and I’ll stop it, okay?

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

Q U A L L S???

I’m scared!

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 13, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd agree, but...

Who’s a viable alternative right now? Not Rauch, not Lyon, can’t be Scherzer…

by Azreous on Sep 13, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

kinda makes one

long for the days of Russ Ortiz

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 13, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

You nailed that one coach.

lol

by foulpole on Sep 13, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

who is in?

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 13, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

2-2

3-2 score

runner on 3rd

2 outs

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 13, 2008 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Qualls!

Wooooooh!

Win #20 for Webby!

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

GAME!!!!

WIN # 20 for WEBB!!!!!!!!!

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 13, 2008 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

So.

That’s all it takes to get a win these days. Heart-wrenching terror and hanging on the precipice of failure.

I…love?….it?

by Azreous on Sep 13, 2008 12:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Ball game!!!

We win!!!

——-!

by foulpole on Sep 13, 2008 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Wait

What is this feeling? So sudden, and new…

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 13, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

+1

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 13, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

It is a fine line between

Nausea and Ecstasy

Whenever people agree with me I always feel I must be wrong.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Sep 13, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ocaasionally

one even leads to the other.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 13, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

man...

i got home at the start of the ninth

i was afraid to post in case i jinxed it

all clear now i guess

are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

by utahdbacksfan on Sep 13, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Woohoo!

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 13, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Remember kids...

You can’t spell “Whoa, we almost managed to freaking lose another game” without a W.

by Azreous on Sep 13, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

so, who would we rather have dead right now

lyon or manny ramirez?

are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

by utahdbacksfan on Sep 13, 2008 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Neither

Now if either one came down with a mysterious stomach bug and was put on the DL and had stomach discomfort for a few months… this I wouldn’t fight.

What a crazy random happenstance!

by mrssoco on Sep 13, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Manny

37 days a week and 4,152 times on Sunday.

by Azreous on Sep 13, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

i agree

lyon has shown flashes of mediocraty rather than outright suckage
and manny is just the biggest douchebag on the planet

are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

by utahdbacksfan on Sep 13, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Someone's gotta beat the Cubs

So I grant “Magician’s Sanctuary” to Manny. With the additional provision of “Silence!” though.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 13, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Neither

But in general dislike, I always have to dislike the guy who isn’t on our team more than the guy who is.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Man

I seriously couldn’t care less about the Jessica Simpson concert they keep pushing, but I do wish I was going to be able to go to the game tomorrow for the Dan Haren bobblehead.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh no!

That explains it. Dan’s got the Bobblehead Curse!

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Sep 13, 2008 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

What are you talking about?

Are you trying to say that there’s a curse on any Diamondback who gets a Bobblehead this year? Absurdity! Just look at Micah Owings, or Eric Byrnes, or Bob Melvin, or… Oh, okay.

"Besides, you two shouldn't fight! You're best friends, I would imagine. You can't let a bunch of talking dogs in space helmets ruin that."

by kishi on Sep 13, 2008 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

So, is it

a combination bobblehead/contract extension curse? Is that why the suck is so epic lately?

by emilylovesthedbacks on Sep 13, 2008 2:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

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