Week 21 Results

AZ SnakePit 2, dbacktom 6
Tied going into Sunday, tom pulled ahead to give themselves a good chance of playoff baseball and all but end SnakePit's chances. Santana had 19 K's for them and Arredondo two vulture wins. Shoppach had three HR for Snake.

Douchebaggery 6, SHUperMen 3
Douche kept hopes of a late rush into the post-season alive with another victory: DeRosa homered four times, as they swept all the pitching categories, Schumaker driving in eight. SHU did fight back on pitching [Looper, W+7 K] but too late.

The Fighting Amish 5, Blonde Streaks 4
Amish look all but set for playoff action, though it was a tough win - Gregg's Sunday save proving the deciding factor in this contest. Pena drove in seven, and they also got a team ERA of 1.48, but Blonde had Sabathia (W + 14 K),

Tucson Myth 5, Wimboes Barmy Army 3
This result eliminated both teams, but Myth took the victory, behind Hernandez (two HR, 6 RBI). Nolasco (two wins, 21 K's) dominated pitching for Wimboes, but neither side managed a save, and they scored just 32 runs combined.

7-2 Offsuiters 7, Arizona Muugens 3
7-2 locked up a post-season spot, but will have to wait to see whether they earn a first-round bye. They got three HR from Cabrera and Bay, plus two wins and two saves from Wilson. Muugens got 13 K from Johnson, but won't make the playoffs.

Adriano Rosario's 10, Desert Storm BC 0
In a rare complete sweep, Rosario clinched the playoffs, and Storm imploded: slumoing from sixth to fourteenth in three weeks. Adriano got four HR from Swisher, hit .320 and had a 1.66 ERA, Harden providing two Wins and 21 K's.

Crazy VIII's 5, Desert Dingleberries 4
This near-stalemate helped neither team much, both needing a big victory to boost their hopes. The sides hit exactly the same, at .293, but two homers from Beltran helped VIII. Desert got a W and 20 K from Burnett, while F-Rod [VIII] saved three.

Kapsaicin Kids 1, Ignatius J. Rallies 8
Rallies kept the flame alive with a convincing victory, climbing to ninth. Sizemore drove in ten and stole four bases, Teixeira homerd three times and Buerhle provided a W and 10 K. Fuentes' two saves gave Kids their only point.

Shenanigans 2.0 4, GregSchulteOverdrive 4
Greg look likely to see the playoffs, but it's not certain after being held to a draw by Shen. They dominated hitting, Ramirez with three HR and 11 RBI, but Shen were just as good on the mound, Slovey with a W and 17 K's. BA and Sv were tied.

last place 4, warlords 5
First vs. last, but it was closer than expected, and it took Harris' three homers to give war a split in HR and overall victory. last hit well, getting six runs and two HR from Quentin, but war pitched well, a W and nine K each from Halladay and Myers.

Standings

Week 22 Games

AZ SnakePit vs. The Fighting Amish
Douchebaggery vs. dbacktom
Tucson Myth vs. Blonde Streaks
7-2 Offsuiters vs. Wimboes Barmy Army
Adriano Rosario's vs. Arizona Muugens
Crazy VIII's vs. Desert Storm BC
Kapsaicin Kids vs. Desert Dingleberries
Shenanigans 2.0 vs. Ignatius J. Rallies
last place vs. GregSchulteOverdrive
warlords vs. SHUperMen

douchebaggery vs dbacktom is the ESPN Game of the Week, pitting the sixth-placed team against the seventh - Douche need to win by at least five points to overtake tom, and likely snatch a playoff spot. They are surging, having gone 15-4 in the past two weeks, while tom are 7-9 and will be looking for contributions from their trio of 20-HR men, Thome, Ankiel and Bradley. Douche have 28 from Fielder, but will look to Pelfrey to get them off to a good start tonight.