Week 19 Results

AZ SnakePit 4, SHUperMen 6
SHU had a brilliant week on the mound, posting a 0.83 ERA and 0.63 WHIP. behind Sheets' complete-game shutout, though SnakePit got a W and 10 K's from Floyd. Giambi (SHU) had three HR, while Hart had 7 RBI and 3 SB for them.

Douchebaggery 5, Blonde Streaks 5
The first of three ties this week was phenomenally close, with five categories decided by a single point. The teams had only five homers combined - Nady (Blonde) had two. Davis drove in six runs for Douche, and Haren fanned 13 for Blonde.

dbacktom 5, Wimboes Barmy Army 4
Wimb got three HR and 11 RBI from Lee before he went on the DL, but an ERA over six was their downfall. Two saves for Rivera and three homers from Thomewere crucial in tom's victory - Wins ended level at two apiece.

The Fighting Amish 5, Arizona Muugens 4
Amish pounded out eleven HR, beghind three and nine RBI for Guerrero, but it took a tie in runs to give them overall victory. Muugens got two Wins from Webb and 13 K's by Dempster, but Sherrill's one save was crucial for Amish.

Tucson Myth 6, Desert Storm BC 2
Myth had the biggest win of the week, hitting Storm's playoff chances hard.with just three weeks left  Myth got a Win and two Saves from Heilman, and Glaus (2 HR, 5 RBI) was also a big contributor. Anderson drove in six for Storm.

7-2 Offsuiters 6, Desert Dingleberries 3
7-2 batted .335 for the week, with their *lowest* average Crosby's .286: Cabrera had three HR and seven RBI. Lee had two Wins and Parra 15 K's, but Dingle did fight back with 10 Runs from Holliday and eight by Granderson.

Adriano Rosario's 4, Ignatius J. Rallies 4
Rallies took pitching, with a 1.34 ERA - Arroyo had a W and 13 K's, and Percival a W and two Sv. However, Rosario were just as good at the plate, where Hamilton had two HR and Suzuki eight Runs. HR and RBI were even.

Crazy VIII's 5, GregSchulteOverdrive 5
Greg piled up 52 RBI, behind eleven for Mora, but VIII were up to the task, notching five wins, including two by Rodriguez. They pipped ERA by .09 and WHIP by .05, but Cordero's lone Save gave Greg a well-deserved tie overall.

Kapsaicin Kids 6, warlords 4
Kids swept hitting, batting .333 with Cameron (7 R, 2 HR) standing out. But war roared back on the mound, Johnson winning twice and Halladay posting 14 K's. In the end, the four saves by Kids relievers, led by Broxton, were the difference.

Shenanigans 2.0 6, last place 4
The defeat means last are mathematically eliminated from the playoffs, sitting 31 points out with three to play. They got four HR from Quentin, but were swept in pitching as Shen got two vulture wins from Puts. Escobar drove in seven for them too.

Standings

Week 20 Games

AZ SnakePit vs. Douchebaggery
dbacktom vs. Blonde Streaks
The Fighting Amish vs. Wimboes Barmy Army
Tucson Myth vs. Arizona Muugens
7-2 Offsuiters vs. Desert Storm BC
Adriano Rosario's vs. Desert Dingleberries
Crazy VIII's vs. Ignatius J. Rallies
Kapsaicin Kids vs. GregSchulteOverdrive
Shenanigans 2.0 vs. warlords
last place vs. SHUperMen

7-2 vs Storm is the Game of  the Week on ESPN, featuring two teams who still have definite playoff aspirations. 7-2's best area is K's, where they have a 13-6 record this season to date, behind Cliff Lee on 128 strikeouts for them. In contrast, Storm's strength is mostly in hitting: they are 14-5 in BA, thanks largely to NL leader Chipper Jones, at .370.