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Gameday Thread, #91: 7/9 vs. Nationals

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Arizona Diamondbacks @ Washington Nationals


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Micah Owings
RHP, 6-7, 5.15)
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John Lannan
LHP, 4-9, 3.60

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Another chance to put together a three-game winning streak this afternoon - and if we don't manage it today, odds are we won't be doing it this side of the All-Star break. Lannan has the best ERA of any of the Washington starters, but over his past ten starts, they have scored only nineteen runs in support, and never more than three in any game. That would explain why he has one win during that time.

Though based on yesterday's performance, we're going to struggle almost as hard to get any runs across - we were the beneficiaries of two gift runs, thanks to the Nationals defense. Can't rely on that every time. Of course, it'd help if the bottom of our batting order was not a Gurgling Vortex of Suck (TM), but I haven't seen today's lineup yet, so I don't know how many Triple-A players are in the lineup. With another LHP on the mound for the opposition, I wouldn't be surprised to see Micah batting above the likes of Burke and Hammock, if they're playing.

Oh, and file under "News which is kinda ambivalent," Eric Byrnes is going to try and recover without surgery. However, it's still uncertain whether he'll be back before the end of the season. Personally, I'm worried less about when he comes back, and more that whenever he does, he is genuinely able to play at 100%. Without that, he might as well not bother coming back.

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OK, jus tkidding.

FWIW, ROb Neyer’s blog at ESPn is about the DBacks and Bonds. His take? Go find a RH platoon partner essentially for Chad Tracy. He talks about a LFer (and running CoJack back and forth) but it occurs to me that you could also get a 1B who can hit lefties as well. Really shouldn’t be that hard to find a RH bat that can play left or 1st which are the 2 easiest defensive positions. CoJack certainly doesn’t seem any worse in LF than he was at 1st.

Another good poitn he makes is that it’s funny that the Dbacks had too many good prospects (plus Eric Byrnes) last year so they traded away Quentin and now suddenly they have a shortage of good OF bats. . . .

by golfmanthee on Jul 9, 2008 6:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it’s funny that the Dbacks had too many good prospects (plus Eric Byrnes) last year so they traded away Quentin and now suddenly they have a shortage of good OF bats. . . .

Yeah. Hilarious. :-(

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 6:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rob Neyer must read my posts

I talked about this in my “finding a platoon mate for Tracy” post.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 6:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry

must have missed that one. You are probably dead on if they can get someone without giving up much. I think if they have to actually trade legit prospects though, they need to get back more than a 3 month rental platoon partner.

by golfmanthee on Jul 9, 2008 6:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Isn't

John Lannan the guy who served up Barry’s 755th?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 6:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I believe he is

Send me a message on AIM Phil, I need to talk to you.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 6:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can it wait a few hours

until I get off work?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 6:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah no problem.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought it was Micah Bowie

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We were both wrong

It was Mike Bacsik.

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Really?

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yep

blank”>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mike_Bacsik(left-handed_pitcher)#2007

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

copy-paste fail.

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kudos for finding that out though

I’m much to lazy and way too hot right now to have actually looked that up.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Then

did Lannan give up # 756?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry

Numbers… reading…

Bacsik gave up #756. Bonds never homered off of Lannan.

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Then why the hell

do I associate Barry with John Lannan??

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't know

Lannan and Bacsik are both mediocre lefties that pitch or pitched for the Nationals?

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

755

Clay Hensley

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here's ESPN's list

of free agents from last off-season: http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/features/freeagents

Ugh – among the still unsigned there are lots of re-treads on there – Lofton, Preston Wilson, Ryan Klesko, etc.

I only saw 2 names that were mildly intriguing – Reggie Sanders (905 OPS last year in very limited time) and Mike Piazza (probably can still hit but didn’t want to play 1B and probably still doesn’t want to).

Maybe they could sign Bonds and then also sign Clemens to take the heat off a Bonds signing. . . .

by golfmanthee on Jul 9, 2008 6:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shame

Hitters
C Young CF
A Ojeda SS
O Hudson 2B.
C Jackson LF
M Reynolds 3B
C Tracy 1B .
R Hammock C
E Bonifacio RF
M Owings P

Washington Nationals

W Harris CF
F Lopez 2B
C Guzman SS
A Kearns RF
D Young 1B
R Belliard 3B
P Lo Duca C
K Casto LF
J Lannan P

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno how I ended up with shame

at the top of that post.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

These lineups are a?

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll just go with that

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Melvin needs his head examined

Tracy stays in vs. a lefty and Upton sits. Brilliant!

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brilliant!

Photobucket

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah

but those are the right kind of mad scientists.

Melvin’s just insane.

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wouldn't drink the beer

that Melvin came up with.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No way Melvin could up with a beer as tasty as Guinness

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eh,

unless we’re talking Extra Stout, Guinness is an embarrassment to stouts.

Try Murphy’s or Beamish.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:18 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm not a fan of the Extra Stought

Guinness Draught (not from a bottle or can) is pretty bueno. My favorite Stout Beer is Stone Brewery’s Arrogant Bastard or Double Bastard.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lannan's WHIP on the season vs. righties: 1.33

WHIP vs. lefties: 1.23

Is that less than the normal split?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uh

I think most LHP’s are better against LHB’s… Lannan is mediocre vs both.

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wouldn't this make more sense?

Jackson at first
O Dawg at second
Ojeda at short
Reynolds at third
E Bone in left
Young in center
Upton in right
Hammock catching?

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahahaha

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm not exactly a fan of Bonifacio or Hammock

But if you’re going to start both, wouldn’t that make more sense against lefties?

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why doesn't

Drew ever play vs. LHPs? He’s slightly better against them….

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because Melvin has no idea what he's doing?

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

::points to his nose::

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I seriously don't understand this.

Sometimes he chooses to completely forget the CW - for example, batting on-base-challenged CY leadoff - and in other ways, he absolutely refuses to buck it, even though it might actually help the team—for example, starting the lefty Drew against a LHP.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ID. 10. T.

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I refuse to believe it's that simple, though.

I want a serious explanation more than I want to bash Melvin.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

too bad

it really is that simple.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Agreed

My overlying belief with managers is that they matter very little.

by LucaMaz3 on Jul 9, 2008 7:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

People in hell want ice water.

MAD SCIENTIST!

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ah, JUpton “tweaked something” , according to Mark Grace. That’s why he is not in the lineup.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 9, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Melvin's brain?

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ah.

Rant averted.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just did the MLB Final Vote

and voted for Evan Longoria in the AL and Pat Burrell in the NL. Obvious, I think.

by LucaMaz3 on Jul 9, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I voted

Dye and Hart

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Longoria deserves a spot on the All star team

He’s probably the best defensive third basemen in the league, and he’s having a great offensive season. By all accounts, he’s the likely rookie of the year.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Agreed

I think Dye is actually pretty close in terms of hitting to Longoria, but Longoria is one of the best defensive third basemen.

by LucaMaz3 on Jul 9, 2008 7:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah

But I got sniped on Longoria in my fantasy league when he came up and I’m still bitter about it. Dye has won me two or 3 weeks on his own.

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Upton

with a strained oblique muscle, according to Schulte.

Wow…. nice to have a fast RF there in Bonny.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not that Upton isn't fast,

but I feel like we won’t miss much defensively with Bonny playing.

Much weaker arm, though, so let’s hope he doesn’t have to throw anyone out.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IAWTC

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn.

That’s lame.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No,

Upton is.

;-)

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*rim shot*

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank you, thank you.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well I'm off to watch the game

Unfortunately, I don’t have a TV in the same room as the computer.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I used to be like you

And then I bought a laptop.

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I had a laptop

It’s broken

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHAHAH!

Nationals get 9,000 viewers a night on TV. That’s embarassing.

by LucaMaz3 on Jul 9, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and from the looks of the ballpark,

they get about the same in person…

fail.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Might that have something to do

with the fact that IIRC the Orioles are guaranteed 60% of the Nationals’ TV revenue?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or

It’s because they suck.

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was also implicit.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Perez's rants about last night's umpire...

enlightening and unsurprising.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they were full of lulz

“he took my toy away, waaaahhhh”

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 9, 2008 7:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dear Donnie

you are a sweet cat and do appreciate being taken in as a feral stray but jumping on my laptop three times during a baseball game and crashing it? Just, no.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 9, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uh oh.....

Off with his testicles!

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

too late for that

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 9, 2008 7:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't know if it's been mentioned yet

But Salazar cleared waivers

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Really??

Good news, then!

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That kinda surprises me

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Me too

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why is that so surprising?

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because he's a decent 4th OF?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No mo' no no.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

for MO.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*fo' MO.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not to the lack of a no hitter.

for the rhyme-y thing.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bases juiced, 0 outs.

Micah’s wild.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's sacrifice

a run for a DP.

Is Micah still w/o a DP on the year?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's got to still be hurt

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LoDuca looked angry...

but I would be angry too if I got pegged in the kneecap.

COME ON MICAHHHHH.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Micah,me no lika

the way you are pitching now

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 9, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just might have to remove him from my facebook friends.

:-(

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dude, that's so harsh

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know...

maybe not remove him…

send him an angry message, more likely.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lets have a masss sheep throw

or something

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 9, 2008 7:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OH!

let’s!!

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

after the game?

all together?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 9, 2008 7:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yep.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think

that might be illegal in 27 states…..

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it's religion

in Wales

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 9, 2008 7:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ball 4.

1-0. Bases still loaded.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what in the HELL is going on with micah?

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hurt

I predict a DL trip after he’s pulled from this shelling.

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hurt?

since when?
what happened?

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He missed his start 12 days ago with soreness

In his side I think?

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

strained gluteus maximus muscle

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ohhhh yeah.

i remember now.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This must be a new strategy..

throw no strikes and hit everyone. I like the aggressiveness.

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If only

we were this aggressive on the basepaths.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think that Micah won't be in the rotation by the allstar break.

Is it Sherzer time?

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Scherzer is on the DL too

Shoulder soreness.

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I missed that

When did that happen? Link?

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Quote

“Basically he needs to strengthen his shoulder,” D-backs director of player development A.J. Hinch said.

Or, you know, fix his horrible mechanics. Expect this to be the norm for him.

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmmm

He’s eligible to come off the DL right now. I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s shut down till the end of the month though.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DP!

Nice job, Mark!!

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sound familiar?

Bases loaded, 1 out, and only 1 run scores.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey!

Reynolds!
:-)

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Defensive wizard.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

truth.

and your mancrush.
:-P

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What can I say?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's pretty awesome.

good lookin too.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ARRRRGH!!!!

PWNINGS ANGRY!! PWNINGS SINGLE!!!!

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

everyone drinks.

mark grace just complained about the “maple bat explosions”

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And,

CY with the GIDP.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*sigh*

I’d say this team is making me lose my mind, but I already lost after the Sexson trade. I found it again sometime during last season, but then I lost again after the Byrnes extension.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My God, man!!

You could be our manager!!

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good call

Do you know the “red light” sign? Yeah? Hired.

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The sad thing is

I’d probably be a better manager than BoMel. Typos and all.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think most of us here would be a better manager than BoMel.

Can’t be that hard. He sucks.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes YEEESSSS

Let the hate flow through you.

Goood. Goooooooood.

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think my seven year old niece could be a better manager than BoMel

Speaking of my niece, I asked her if the Dbacks should sign Barry Bonds. Her response was that even though Barry is old, the Dbacks should sign him because “he’s the bestest home run hitter ever.”

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, it's settled, then.

Fwd this post to JB.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Reported on Sportscenter.

The D’Backs have no interest in signing Bonds.

The dynasty that should be the Arizona Diamondbacks.

by srdmad on Jul 9, 2008 7:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or so the Germans would have you believe

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They also said

that Barry Bonds is crucifying babies on house doors in Belgium.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought that was

R….

nevermind.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, it was his idea.

His idea for Barry to do it, AND his idea for SportsCenter to falsely report on it.

Take your pick.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, sure

When aren’t the Germans blaming someone of that?

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 8:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bonds wouldn't help us.

They would just walk him and we would leave him on base with the rest.

Bob Melvin: Black Denarian in disguise.

by nargel on Jul 9, 2008 7:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn

That’s the best point against I’ve seen yet.

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 8:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

Sad, but true.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 8:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+2

puttputtputt

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 9, 2008 10:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Smart kid

Does she know was a suicide squeeze is? The steal sign?

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno

But she’s pretty decent at T-Ball. She’s always trying to get me to go out and play ball with her. Usually it’s the middle of the day and 110 degrees out, so she doesn’t get to play as much as she’d like.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmm

That may be a crack in the intelligence…

Does she know what a lefty/righty split is?

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 8:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually

She is aware of the difference between hitting a lefty and a righty. My older brother is a left hander, and I’m right handed. She has less trouble hitting my brother.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 8:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Last question

A batter has a career .456 BA vs a team… does that automatically mean he’s always going to hit well vs that team, no matter who’s pitching?

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 8:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey, wait a second.....

where have I heard this logic b4?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What does she think

about the importance of OBP in a leadoff hitter?

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

More to the point

Where would she bat Conor Jackson?

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 8:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lmao

You guys are cracking me up. Here’s a picture of the future manager of the Dbacks, and her Uncle Wes

http://i170.photobucket.com/albums/u269/Zephon777/Wesandalexis.jpg

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 8:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Errrr.....

I’m slightly worried that this could be construed as kiddie porn… :-\

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey!

What’s wrong with a picture of my neice and me? Yeah, she’s in her swimsuit, but that’s the only picture i have of her and me.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 8:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dunno,

but personally, posting a picture like that in an online forum, even a safe place like the Snakepit, would worry me of chomos.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah I understand the concern

But then again, there’s probably more chomos looking at the pictures my sister has posted on her myspace account than there are here.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 8:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

.......that just scares me.

And 60% of them post at Gaslamp Ball.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

puttputtputt

Well , for one there’s your shirt…

NL West TempestTeapot - An ENTIRE DIVISION under .500!

by victor frankenstein on Jul 9, 2008 10:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

aww cute.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks!

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 8:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, she IS cute.

But still.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll probably remove the picture from my photobucket account

At some point tonight. And yes, Alexis is a beautiful little girl, so I do worry about the pervs out there. I know when she gets older i’ll probably end up beating up the pervy boys out there.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 8:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hi ppl ^^

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 7:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey!

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yo.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At least

we didn’t leave anyone on base that inning.

:-(

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ahhh.

you’re just full of optimism today…

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how is your gay-o-meter today? xD

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 7:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well,

my Gaydar indicates that both Mark AND myself remain straight, so….

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it will change if he hits a HR next AB xD

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 7:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is possibly true.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So...

I can quietly slink into bed without the fear of missing anything?

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jul 9, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Based on how these teams hit

You may have already seen the whole game.

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dunno

He still might miss the part where the two teams implode into a black hole of offensive suck.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 7:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It it was

such a nice new stadium, too. :-(

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

-it

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tracy looks nice with his high sox

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh Ashley... kawaiiiii xD

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

::stuck at work and jealous::

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1-2-3 for Micah.

More of that. Less of suck, please.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 7:58 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Calm down

I could throw a 1-2-3 inning vs these guys

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 7:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 7:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CoJack laid off?

That’s gotta be an improvement…

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You don't get a .386 OBP by swinging a lot

Fire Bob Melvin. Free Jamie D'Antona. Eric Byrnes Sucks.

by nihil67 on Jul 9, 2008 8:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whaa???

Why would we fire our best hitter?

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

urgh.

you know what I meant…
CoJack laid off ball four.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

;-)

Hehe.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn.

ANOTHER GIDP.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, Skins.

Did the love decrease at all just now?

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ever so slightly.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Someone send a memo

Let them know the nats suck… its ok to score an earned run

by SunDevilsDen on Jul 9, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm liking the shots of the Presidential run.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHAT THE FARCK.

STOP IT.
I WILL THROW A SHEEP AT YOU, MICAH.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jebus Freaking Christ, guys.

These are the NATS—force them to play UP to YOUR level in order to beat you. DON’T play down to THEIR level.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahahaha.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

STUPID COMPUTER

Disregard.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are you

being hysterical again?

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

something like that.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3rd HBP by Micah...

if i’m the umpire, he’s out

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's so obvious

that it’s unintentional, though. He’s Micah Owings.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Micah DOES hit a lot of batters

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 8:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm really happy that I'm not really paying attention to the game right now.

But seriously, Micah really needs to take a friggin knee and get a hand in

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 8:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did he just hit loduca again??

jebus.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

almost

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mark Reynolds love...

:-)

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Another

nice play by Mark.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the love is increasing.

i can feel it.
:-P

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

::sings::

Can you feeeeel the looooove tonight?

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahaha.

nice.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

[KKKKK----------------------------------]

nice play by Reynolds, getting ur gaydar back to what, 30%? =p

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No.

Gaydar is just the detection device. It’s gay radar.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok ok

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, I'm off to watch the game some more

I wanna see some freakin’ RUNS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Please produce?

Because our hitters aren’t.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

12 groundouts

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How about

the Nats score no more runs, and we score a few runs ourselves?

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DON'T JINX IT.

geez.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was

just a suggestion.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know...

but you know how sketchy this team can be when it comes to runs.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and Micah walks the pitcher....

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

aaaaaaaand

another walk.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Micah: the new Ankiel?

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's got that same panicked look.

Looks like he could use a cookie and a hug.

by Scrbl on Jul 9, 2008 8:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This

has got to be the most pathetic, boring game all year.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's be realistic.

One swing of the bat and it’s a tie game.

The dynasty that should be the Arizona Diamondbacks.

by srdmad on Jul 9, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You are assuming

that our guys are capable of swinging a bat.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's more likely...

That two walks, a hit batter and a balk ties the game. Whoever wins this is gonna win it by accident.

by Scrbl on Jul 9, 2008 8:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dammit, Micah! DO NOT DIVE!!

Especially into 1B. That’s just ridiculous… don’t be like Eric Byrnes.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha.

as soon as he did that, grace yelled “BYRNESIE!”

It was entertaining.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

walk by CY, man on 1st

but u know, he wont steal 2nd at all

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3rd DP of the night.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 9, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3rd GIDP

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C'mon...

really?

They aren’t this good…

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

merda...

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BoMel...

Has this very anxious, worried look in his eyes right now.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's earned it

Wish I didn’t see the same look on Owing’s face.

by Scrbl on Jul 9, 2008 8:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

urgh.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tell me about it.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 8:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

1 out walk

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pop out

2 outs

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uuuuuuuuuuuugly game

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ball 3333333333333333333333333 =[

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ball 4...

5 walks, 3 HBP…

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Interesting contrast

On the radio, they keep saying how Micah’s not pitching well, he’s not in command of his pitches, he needs to focus, etc.

On the TV, Gracie keeps telling us how well Micah is pitching.

The number of hit batters and walking in a run means I’m siding with the radio team…

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 9, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll have some of what Grace is drinking

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 9, 2008 8:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think it’s called “beer, and lots of it.”

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 9, 2008 8:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

5 2/3 IP 1 H 1 ER 5 BB 3 HBP

GEEZ

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Evening folks

Just had to give a training class, but now siting here off the clock, waiting for Mrs. SnakePit. Looks like I have missed another stellar outing by the offense, and another…interesting outing for Micah.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 9, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Interesting is the word…

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 9, 2008 8:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aww Jim

We missed your dry sense of humour.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 8:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

5 2/3 IP 1 H 1 ER 5 BB 3 HBP

GEEZ

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You can say that again.

Please platoon Chad Tracy with someone other than Chris Burke!

by Zephon on Jul 9, 2008 8:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Robertson & Lyon: brothers?

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do we have a player...

or a coach who can gather the team and whip up a little energy. These guys look like they’re content to go quietly through the rest of the game.

by Scrbl on Jul 9, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For the record

Two pitchers since 1956 have had five walk, three HBP outings that resulted in one earned run.
Victor Zambrano – 2003-06-13
Chris Codiroli – 1990-09-01
The latter walked eight in 4.2 innings, but didn’t allow a single run.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 9, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2-0

Shot to right just over Bonifacio’s reach, fortunately we only give up one run.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 9, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

When Bonifacio ran in

on that ball over his head, I think that was the fastest I’ve ever seen an out of position player run the wrong way on a ball.

Verrrry exciting player

by Diamondhacks on Jul 9, 2008 8:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well...

poor Bonifacio…

2-0 nats

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fark

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 9, 2008 8:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, this is Ridiculous. 5-0.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 9, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They just showed a shot of Micah on the bench. I’m pretty sure he was thinking “Come on, I could have given up those runs just as easily.”

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 9, 2008 8:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

caralho...

5-0

"Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie, Jonathon," says correspondent Nancy Francis. "You're looking good, Jonathon. Jonathon just got an awesome face paint job. What do you think?"

Jonathon does not need to mull this one for long. Jonathon turns to the reporter and says, in a voice that is both flat and emphatic:

"I like turtles."

ROFLMAOLOL!

by Muu on Jul 9, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs