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Gameday Thread, #89: vs. Padres, 7/6

San Diego Padres at Arizona Diamondbacks, Jul 6, 2008 4:10 PM EDT


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Josh Banks
RHP, 2-3, 2.89

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Randy Johnson
LHP, 4-7, 5.46

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So, we turn to Randy Johnson, looking to avoid the sweep - and with impeccable confidence-boosting timing, the Republic today posts a piece by Paolo Boivin which asks the same question we did after his last start: "How much longer should the left-hander, 44, keep residence in the Diamondbacks' starting rotation?" We certainly could do with him no longer hemorrhaging runs and losses, the way he has, now for almost the past couple of months. But the onus is equally as much on the offense, who have failed to score a single run against a Padres starter in this series to date. 

As first floated here last Wednesday, the Diamondback are indeed adjusting their rotation to keep Webb on a five-day cycle. This means he will start the last game before the All-Star break, and also the opening one after the layoff - it does probably also mean that he won't be able to pitch in the game itself. Reports elsewhere suggested that he would be the starter for the National League. Maybe Dan Haren will get to take his place? But I'm thinking Lincecum or Volquez are more likely candidates.

Ok, this is already very late, but since it's Sunday, I'm thinking no-one will notice. Should be about for most of this game, so look forward to seeing you in the comments.

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soco's keys the game

1) We’re hosed
2) Pack up DVD’s
3) Dessert?

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

padding

only one more to get to an even number….

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or: Our 2008 Diamondbacks!

“wha da mean we are still in first?”

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

sad

when we are all looking like this still settling down….

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

All star game

An article on the Republic says Webb is rumored to start the all-star game – they say the NY Post says that. However, it also says that Griffey is in right, whereas the Yahoo/AP article says Braun overtook Griffey in the last few days, so don’t believe what the Republic/Post say. Like Jim says, if Webb’s starting that Sunday, he won’t be starting that Wednesday.

by snakecharmer on Jul 6, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Today's lineup

  1. C. Young cf .235
  2. S. Drew ss .256
  3. O. Hudson 2b .303
  4. C. Jackson lf .304
  5. C. Tracy 1b .274
  6. M. Reynolds 3b .255
  7. J. Upton rf .237
  8. R. Hammock c .192
  9. R. Johnson p .111

Urgh….

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Last year,

it was the Giants. This year, it’s us.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that was quick

1-0 off a Hairston home run.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

What

did we get in return for Hairston? I’ve forgotten

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leo Rosales

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leo Rosales

Y’know – the pitcher who walked the first two batters he faced Friday, both of whom came round to score.

Happy to help. :-(

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leo Rosales, I think.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am tempted

To watch the contents of my fridge grow moldy… :-(

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm tempted to de flea the cats

no, too thrilling

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sooooo cute

mmmmmm

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 4:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

I’ve got the game on TV and the laptop in front of me. On the other hand, I’ve got four different books sitting next to me, and Eddie Izzard just a “previous channel” click away.

Randy, a lead-off home run isn’t a good argument to make me leave the books alone…

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah, yes: Mr. Izzard

We’re going to see him here in Phoenix in a couple of weeks. Can’t wait.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Le singe est dans l'arbre

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh......

not a huge Eddie Izzard fan.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, once again

The two players with the worst OBP are right at the top of the order. Can someone explain the logic Melvin uses when constructing his batting lineups?

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

He either uses a Ouija Board or a magic 8 ball.

I haven’t decided.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking dart board, or drawing names out of a hat.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lead-off single

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d say CoJack deserves a slot more than Mark.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s assuming he ever gets a pitch.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should

we send Young? I want to see us more aggressive on the basepaths.

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to see

Us more selectively aggressive on the basepaths. We’ve hosed ourselves too often of late there.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

Drew’s attempted triple against the Brewers sticks out large in my mind

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bah

That was a waste.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Keys to the game

1) Write a review of Re-Animator
2) Write a review of C.S.A. – Confederate States of America
3) Vaguely watch the game, until we take the lead.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope

then that you are not writing the recap tonight. Although our losses seem fairly predictable: poor hitting, a defensive miscue, and a few managerial head-scratchers.

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually...

Wrote it already, more or less along the lines you describe. :-S

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watched about three minutes of C.S.A. before I had to change the channel. What I watched was pretty badly done.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

All-Star Game

is stupid. ESPECIALLY since the fans choose.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

And especially since...

“This time it counts.”

It’s either an exhibition game, purely for fun, or it should pit the best players from each league against each other, regardless of fan voting or having one per team.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

SHIFT Happens!!1

by Muu on Jul 6, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does

anyone give the NL a chance against the AL? I just really can’t see the Abomination League not winning the ASG

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

NL pitching is better

That’s our main hope. If we played to win, and got two innings each from Lincecum, Volquez, Haren and Zambrano, with Wagner for the ninth, we’d certainly be in the game.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the ASG could be mightily improved

if they stopped pretending it’s a game and go for a comedy ,knock about type contest.Money should be won for charities and a blind, disabled ,lesbian kitten should choose who gets home field advantage

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

of course

siamese /norwegian cross

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

If I was a blind, disabled, lesbian minority, of course I’d be cross.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop me if you've heard this one...

Lead-off runner stranded.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

spoiler

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm eating Jamacian ginger cake

and it’s yummy

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Chad Tracy's not Jamacian?

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

"SCREW YOU BURKE"

Sorry, reflex

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I said it out loud

It did make me feel a little better.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

my cats jumped O-o

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh poor kitties! But really. It is satisfying, right? ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea WHY it works

But it does.

I am afraid if I ever see him in real life I will belt it out and then feel REALLY guilty.

Or, mildly guilty. Okay… I will WANT to feel guilty.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another K for Randy

Really, other than that home run to Hairston, he’s looking pretty good out there.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

That way

The Cubs can lose the World Series at Wrigley.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or get swept

and lose in the Trop.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch

Game seven, ninth inning collapse?

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

SHIFT Happens!!1

by Muu on Jul 6, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dangit

Ginger almost gets a home run.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

GAH

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Reminds

me of the ball Romero hit last night…

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Lead-off single from Tracy

I’m waiting for Melvin to replace him with a pinch runner.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

NOOOOOOO

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reynolds is wearing stirrups

Discuss.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

No need

Sutton and Grace did it for us

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't understand

Lead-off hits two innings in a row? I thought this was the Diamondbacks game?

I want to be in Haren's harem.

by luckycc on Jul 6, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

We’re going to leave him stranded. It’s still the Diamondbacks.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

CommentBot, engage!

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"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 4:48 PM EDT reply actions  

If anyone needs me

I’ll be in the Fukudome.

Photobucket

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

This is where I keep my strings

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

And various lengths of wire

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fifteen straight scoreless

Against Padres starters this series. Indeed, add six for Parra in the Matinee Miracle, and you have to go back five games and 23.1 innings to find the last time we scored against any starting pitcher.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

That was

a VERY VERY VERY close call

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

No need

to fear! Reynolds is here! (for this one time only)

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasy out

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice defense by Reynolds

I do worry when the pitcher nearly reaches the warning track, though.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

And NL player of the week

JJ Hardy. He didn’t just club us: two more homers today, making him 18-for-30 with six HR since Monday.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooh

Randy almost puts up our third straight lead-off single.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

this site just crashed on me

has it lost the will to live too?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

CY bb

I want to be in Haren's harem.

by luckycc on Jul 6, 2008 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess that makes,

considering where they play.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

I hadn’t even considered that pun…

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

uggggg

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Typical, really

We finally get a decent start from the Big Unit, and what happens? The offense gives up entirely. Should have seen that coming…

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not even watching

or listening on the radio..

Just laying down again, huh? How do you fix something like that?

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

hbp

SHIFT Happens!!1

by Muu on Jul 6, 2008 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

that must smart

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not as badly

as the forces required to give you a “fractured testicle”

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice K to end the inning for Randy

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

On the fair point

SD stranded someone too!

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't believe it

Must have been an optical illusion.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Were there

witnesses?

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

pictures or it didn't happen

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

bingo!

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

+300

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is madness!!!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah.

This is baseball.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

+300½

Let’s get him the win DBacks.

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

That’s about all I’ve got. I’ll check down the back of the sofa in a bit, see if there’s anything there.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

See if this teams

pride is hiding down there too….

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid Sailor Moon

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 5:16 PM EDT reply actions  

who is this again?

I forgot.

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Khalil Greene

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Reynold's new song

Island in the Sun?

He is a Weezer fan? I am starting to see myself finding him attractive. Kind of.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait... is it really?

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also,

how can you NOT find him attractive?

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 6, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously. . . .

at what point do you sign Bonds, warts and all? He’ll work for cheap, he’s still a tremendous hitter, the DBacks have a hole in LF anyway and he wouldn’t require giving up any prospects. . .

by golfmanthee on Jul 6, 2008 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Basically

At what point does our desperation exceed our self-esteem?

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the cost

would be a lot higher than you think….

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

At that point

I become a Rays fan, srsly

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I rest my case!

I hear that all over town too.

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

The FO thinks they had issues

letting Gonzo go, try trotting BBonds out into our LF dressed in Sedona Red…

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I genuinely think it would be with out question okay

If it wasn’t for Shaq. Our city kind has some bad vibes flowing through it.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

At the point...

...that you want to finally get some production from LF?

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

ON the bright side, we didn’t strand any runners that inning.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi everybody...

Back from my wedding and honeymoon, and the D-Backs are still in first!
wait, .5 games, that’s not good. have we won any games in the last 8 days?

by Counsellmember on Jul 6, 2008 5:24 PM EDT reply actions  

You missed an epic

comeback against the Brew Crew a few days ago….

Scored 6 runs in the bottom of the 9th to win

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

CONGRATS!;)

Ours was like 2 months ago, but we came back to a prettier Dbacks.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait a minute...

I need a breakdown of the Diamondbacks record before and after the socos got married. I may have found out what changed their luck…

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I already had that thought, unfortunately

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm......

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

uh-oh

if I need to re-do a honeymoon, Id be glad to do that to change back the luck…the wedding Id rather leave alone…

by Counsellmember on Jul 6, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey hey hey

I love me the Dbacks, but no matter how you swing it, I am NOT paying for a divorce.

My family would never let me live it down. ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a divorce! Just unmarried!

I should probably also move back to Utah, I guess.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have faint memories of a glorious rally for a victory… But it’s so far back in the mists of myth and legend that I can’t recall exactly when it happ-

Seriously? That was only Thursday?

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gosh darn it

is a couple of runs too much to ask?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay

I am going to go watch our boys this inning. If we score any runs, I would like to be credited for them.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

*applause*

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that

what you found behind the couch? I am in awe.

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

If that's true

then I’m looking behind the aquarium and under the bed for some more!

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheers!

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOLY SHIT

Did you see how far Upton hit that bomb!?

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe just short

Of the Sexson Jumbotron blast, but not by much.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was there

in person for that one.

If Chase Field hadn’t been an indoor park, that one would STILL be in low-earth orbit.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Home run!

Nice shot, Upton.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG!

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeeee hooooo

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Oooh.

I love wathcing the yellow dots move around on Gamecast

I want to be in Haren's harem.

by luckycc on Jul 6, 2008 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

By the way,

I love the new sig. :-)

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

It’s kind of the opposite of yours. :)

I want to be in Haren's harem.

by luckycc on Jul 6, 2008 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, sorta.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

that ball landed back in the minors!

by Counsellmember on Jul 6, 2008 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

That was LONG

We’ve sat in those seats, and home-plate is basically a speck in the distance. 500 feet would be somewhere about the mark, I’d say.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

getting it going here!

:-D

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm pretty sure

that Sexson’s HR was 504 ft and IIRC the 2nd longest in DBacks history was 480+ ft by Reggie Sanders into that same area that Upton just hit it

by golfmanthee on Jul 6, 2008 5:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Droooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Two-out RBI!

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:34 PM EDT reply actions  

LEAD!!!!!

DBACKS HAVE THE LEAD!!!!

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost more importantly,

RJ has the lead!!

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

+infinity!

I thought I saw him crack a smile a moment ago too…

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe it was a mirage then…

;-)

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Monsoons are here

the humidity is making me swoon….

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

A lead!!

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 5:34 PM EDT reply actions  

OMGWTFBBQPONEEEEEEEEEEEIS!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

exactly!!

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

We’re winning.

I want to be in Haren's harem.

by luckycc on Jul 6, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

It's strange

Yet distantly familiar. We… We used to see this more often, didn’t we?

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa whoa whoa.... let's not get carried away here.

Don’t jinx it.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Upton= longest home run in baseball this year?

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Where are you now, nay-sayer?

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

You mean RAMJB?

He probably left once the Dodgers lost their lead.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I forgot his name

And was way lazy about looking it up. But yes.

I find his sudden absence amusing :)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's his way

He doesn’t stick around if he doesn’t have anything to gloat over.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thats nice

We have been doing decently as well.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmm, shepherd's pie

That does sound good.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Not to be confused with

Club-provided estimate of 484 ft, the second-longest hit by a Diamondback. But I’ll be waiting to see what the site above has to say about the Upton bomb. Regardless, it was very, very far. :-)

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

they just talked to the people

up there at Friday’s… 484 estimated…. wow

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting site.

I see that Reynolds and The Player are tied (with two others) for most “just enough” home runs.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

*swooooon*

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 5:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey, Versa ad guy

I don’t dislike you as much as Chad, but you’re working your way there.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Which ad

is that again?

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

The “Big. Little.” one. It’s like a car ad and a Sesame Street scene combined.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't know

that I’ve seen it.

I mean, I’m sure I have, but I don’t recognize it….

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, now that the inning is over

I can leave work.

I want to be in Haren's harem.

by luckycc on Jul 6, 2008 5:41 PM EDT reply actions  

9 Ks for Randy Johnson

Nice.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

make that

10

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

10 Ks

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:45 PM EDT reply actions  

I love how Randy just walked off the mound after that pitch, like he knew it was strike three as soon as he threw it.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love it!

Go get ‘em Randy!

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Confidence.

It’s what’s for dinner.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember

this team. Its been a long time since I’ve seen them (or the crowd) with this much enthusiasm.

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s the Randy we want to see more often. 6 innings, 1 run, 10 Ks.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Love seeing those

Strike out signs above right field bleachers lite up again.

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, that's Weezer

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh Reynolds

AWESOME. :)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

he's such a rad dude

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah

he’s totally a brah

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

No way

he’s TOTALLY a dude.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

we can agree on the “radness” aspect, right?

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not your brah, man!

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excuse you!

And I’m not your “brah”!

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

12 K's

for a chalupa, right? Or is it a thirstbuster?

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 5:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Thirstbuster

the K’s are sponsored by Circle K.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't we

used to get a chalupa for something?

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

8 runs or

is it 10 runs for the chalupa?

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was 7 runs, but I could be wrong.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

8.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

484 feet

nice “slap” by Upton

SHIFT Happens!!1

by Muu on Jul 6, 2008 5:51 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG!! X2

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Reynolds!

Straight-away center!

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice

let’s keep it up team!

Mark with a shot

3-1 the good guys

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

+100

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

but its like a chance to show ur homegrown boy to the world =[

I mean, bar the avg, isn’t Reynolds putting up better numbers than Ramirez? gosh, hes got more HR than A-Rod…

SHIFT Happens!!1

by Muu on Jul 6, 2008 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

A-Ram’s extra 43 points of OBP are huge.

by dahlian on Jul 6, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not quite sure he SHOULD be,

just on the strength of home runs alone….

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 7, 2008 11:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Short stroke

hehehheheehhehehe

I am 12.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 5:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark.....

check out my sig, Mr. Reynolds.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Reynolds

Haven’t heard them annonuce Reynolds’ distance but that was 40 ft up above the 413 mark in CF – that’s got to be 460+

by golfmanthee on Jul 6, 2008 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Upton keeps starting for second, and Montero keeps fouling it off…

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear Skipper,

Please, for all that is good and holy, Not Burke.

Do you want one of my future kids?

Hugs and kisses,

mrssoco.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 5:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I thank you

I would rather take Johnson over Burke.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Unit out to bat

A bit surprised at that.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I can see it...

Randy comes up and, at time the first batter reaches 1st, BoMel brings up Qualls… who allows the baserunner to score and K’s the side…

SHIFT Happens!!1

by Muu on Jul 6, 2008 6:01 PM EDT reply actions  

NOT FUNNY

I admire your ability to predict the future, but please go to Wall Street

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lead-off double for the Padres

Aaaaaaaaand… Melvin’s not moving

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, the option

Is to bring in Chad ‘Inherited Runners’ Qualls. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

RJ can tough it out

I believe

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone might have jinxed it

hem hem

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give him a break

he’s filling out Mad Libs.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Hey, Webby- what’s an adverb again?”

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

A word expressing something other than it's literal intention
That. Is. Ironnnnnnny.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good day, sir

I SAID GOOD DAY.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now they're bringing in Qualls

With the runner on third. Yikes.

Well, at least if Qualls lets this runner score, RJ still is in line for the win.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't watch

tell me when the inning is over

by DiamondbacksWIn on Jul 6, 2008 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I fixed it for you

Well, at least if when Qualls lets this runner score, RJ still is in line for the win.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's only girly Sailor Moon at bat

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

ah bloo bloo on you

eh?

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

There goes the neighborhood

The 2-run cushion was nice while it lasted

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

DOOM AND GLOOM

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

::: tips hat:::::

Nice job Randy!

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

*applause*

A nice start from him.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

A good (technically "quality)

start to hopefully stop the bleeding and get us on the roll again

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL! at those kids

behind the dugout as Randy walks back… I think they were hoping for a repeat of the last game where Randy gave that boy his glove….

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still

good on ya Randy

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:07 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

They’re good people, and suffering through a lousy season. Don’t be a troll.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would love to

but I unfortunately am outside of 8th grade.

Have fun though.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

ouch

SHIFT Happens!!1

by Muu on Jul 6, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Score one for the Mrs.

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sick burn, yo'

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooooh edgy

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Owned

by the Mrs.

I don’t think that’s the response you were looking for.

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

it was just a social experiment

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sorry to be Grammar Granny,

but could you please check your spelling before you post? Your mistypes are bugging.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 6, 2008 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap,

I’d better not piss you off either ;-)

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You think you've got it bad?

She’s got my phone number. =)

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I’m not afraid to use it.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 6, 2008 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's good that my mom

was only my science teacher so she can’t get after me too much for grammar.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

My family history is full of visits to the library and bookstores, so I don’t worry too much about my grammar. I know I harp on myself about it more than anyone else. =)

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You don’t. So don’t worry.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 6, 2008 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't worry too much.

I already know how she shuts me down.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

?

Huh?

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 6, 2008 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, you Emily and Jenny

with your feminine attacks. You’re like MacBeth’s witches. ;-)

And I mean that in a good way.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, you better...

:-P

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 6, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

when we all think RJ is done

he comes back and pitches 6+ with 10K’s…

SHIFT Happens!!1

by Muu on Jul 6, 2008 6:09 PM EDT reply actions  

He must have read

the newspaper article.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chad Qualls.

Figures.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Qualls Ks Anime

Come on, Chad, get this guy…

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

This one's for hotclaws:

Qualls tentacle rapes Sailor Moon.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

thumbs up

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

K!

Okay, Qualls, you get a pass for today. Nice work.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

finally!

Qualls does good. Hopefully he only pitches that 2/3 of an inning

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha

get on your knees and pray Padres

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay.

Qualls only owes us about 6 more of those until we’re even again.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you Chad!

You have just raised the level of my trust-o-meter 1 degree

by DiamondbacksWIn on Jul 6, 2008 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh.

its only -10 to 10?
I assumed 0 – 100

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

it goes to eleven.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

most go to ten but...

Nigel Tufnel: The numbers all go to eleven. Look, right across the board, eleven, eleven, eleven and…
Marty DiBergi: Oh, I see. And most amps go up to ten?
Nigel Tufnel: Exactly.
Marty DiBergi: Does that mean it’s louder? Is it any louder?
Nigel Tufnel: Well, it’s one louder, isn’t it? It’s not ten. You see, most blokes, you know, will be playing at ten. You’re on ten here, all the way up, all the way up, all the way up, you’re on ten on your guitar. Where can you go from there? Where?
Marty DiBergi: I don’t know.
Nigel Tufnel: Nowhere. Exactly. What we do is, if we need that extra push over the cliff, you know what we do?
Marty DiBergi: Put it up to eleven.
Nigel Tufnel: Eleven. Exactly. One louder.
Marty DiBergi: Why don’t you just make ten louder and make ten be the top number and make that a little louder?
Nigel Tufnel: [pause] These go to eleven.

by DiamondbacksWIn on Jul 6, 2008 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It wasn't his own vomit

you can’t really fingerprint vomit.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you wear black?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

David St. Hubbins:

Dozens of people spontaneously combust each year. It’s just not really widely reported.

by DiamondbacksWIn on Jul 6, 2008 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about -10 to 100

I just don’t trust him. I went to see the Dbacks play in Hotlanta and Qualls allowed an HR in the 9th for the loss. My trust was gone right there.

by DiamondbacksWIn on Jul 6, 2008 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

CY

has obviously been trying to see more pitches since last year – his P/PA are way up from last year (same as Upton & Reynolds) but he watches wayyyyyy to many pitches right down the middle

by golfmanthee on Jul 6, 2008 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, such mirth!

Obviously, it’s more than two- he needs at least three pitches to strike out looking. Duh.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pena in for the eighth

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Not relevant to my interests.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

On that day, I’ll try to remember to come back and check. Until then…

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

roflmao

go home please

SHIFT Happens!!1

by Muu on Jul 6, 2008 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

The World does not revolve around your views

you’re stuck with the fat blob,try not to foist your mistakes off on us ,

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sick burn

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

tl;dr

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow.....

You paid… what, $30 million for that one single?

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on, Pena....

Get the outs here…

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

K for Pena

Two more, Tony.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

GIDP!

Nice work, Tony.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Did we discuss Tulo vs the maple bat?

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 6, 2008 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smacked his bat against the plate because he was angry,

and it shattered and damaged his thumb.

Dumb punk.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Such a stupid injury...

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

VERY

Milton Bradley-like.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smashed his bat

On being taken out in a double-switch. 16 stitches in his thumb and on the DL now.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

karma's a bitch,lol

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that the follow up

to King Kong V Godzilla?x

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like

Superman vs. the Kryptonite.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It got a mention in one of the game review threads, I think…

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, with my puter problems

I’m a bit behind

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Slammed his bat and it broke.

The dynasty that should be the Arizona Diamondbacks.

by srdmad on Jul 6, 2008 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Sign Tony Pena

For Wanted 2, since that bit of bullet-dodging beats anything Angelina Jolie has to offer.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 6:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Watched it yesterday

good action movie…
btw, Angelina is soooo hot.. dam..

SHIFT Happens!!1

by Muu on Jul 6, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weird, we saw

it yesterday as well.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would argue

that tattoos and all, Angelina Jolie is easier on the eyes than Tony Pena

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t think too many people would argue with you on that.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those who

would ague, don’t count

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Infinitely

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shocker, that.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice infield single for Tracy

Be nice to get a bit more of a cushion here…

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Traaaacccyyyyyy

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently there’s a curse on Diamondbacks left-fielders.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe they

should try to teach Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts…

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Send BoMel an owl

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Forget an owl

I think the man deserves a Howler.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now for the ninth

1-6-3 double play in the eighth with one left on base! DB’s got 6 ups left.

Thank you Tony Peña!

by Geno Ardi on Jul 6, 2008 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Lyon

Time for save #18.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

cross X X fingers

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Grrrrr

very Valverde-like. Induces ulcers

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

What are the chances

that Alex Romero in LF really makes a difference in the field? Meanwhile if this thing goes extra innings, Melvin just yanked one of the only real hitters in the lineup so he could double-switch in a bad hitter next half inning

and believe it or not, I typed most of that before that play

by golfmanthee on Jul 6, 2008 6:45 PM EDT reply actions  

boba gem sounds wonderful

what does it mean?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

let me see...

bobo = dumb

bobagem = make something dumb

SHIFT Happens!!1

by Muu on Jul 6, 2008 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

thx

I think I’ll start using it

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

But what does

Boba Fett mean?

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

K

Gimme two more outs, Lyon, and get out of it…

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I predict a double play

Bring the infield in, and just DO it dude …

by Geno Ardi on Jul 6, 2008 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

How?

There is no runner on 1st…

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Catch the runner on third in a run down, and then get the batter when he tries to advance to second.

Didn’t we do that a couple days ago?

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

What

I meant was that there was no force

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was still a double play, even without the force.

It took some fairly poor baserunning on the part of our opponents, I think.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was

not thinking about the other day.

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are ways …

by Geno Ardi on Jul 6, 2008 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw you Burke!

(soco pointed it out, I am zoning out.)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Two outs!

One more, Lyon!

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Two outs!!

Brandon Lyon…... COME ON!

by snakecharmer on Jul 6, 2008 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't know what is going to happen

but once again, the offense doesn’t put any runs on the board and the pitching has to bail the team out.

by golfmanthee on Jul 6, 2008 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

cross legs

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well you're no fun

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh you'd be amazed what I can think up

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ballgame!

That was too close, but it’s a win for the team, and a win for Randy!

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

WIN!!!

Oh my gosh that was tight. GO LYON!!

by snakecharmer on Jul 6, 2008 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Dbacks win!

Johnson finally gets to 289.

I want to be in Haren's harem.

by luckycc on Jul 6, 2008 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

HECK YEA!

We earned a win. :) That feels nice!

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

#289!

WTG Team!

Nice win there!

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

maybe what I saw earlier

was just a foreshadow?

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lyon looked good there! And way to go, team!

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 6, 2008 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

There arn't caps big enough

to express my joy

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

This seems

like our first one-run win in a long time

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, there was Thursday. . .

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 6, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

After Friday and Saturday, Thursdays seems like it was a long time ago…

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very true.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 6, 2008 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

First time

Since last Monday we won and had the lead before the final out… :-)

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

But that was

come from behind. I was thinking more about preserving a one run game.

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

It does seem that way

but 3 of their last 5 wins have been 1 run wins – there just haven’t been many wins lately. . . .

by golfmanthee on Jul 6, 2008 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, that was scary.

The dynasty that should be the Arizona Diamondbacks.

by srdmad on Jul 6, 2008 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

A little too close for my blood

but a win is a win.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 6:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Wanted 2

Will clearly star the bullet-dodging skills of both Pena and Lyon. :-)

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 6:53 PM EDT reply actions  

What

about on the high wire of Barnum and Bailey’s circus? The both were pretty good tightrope walkers.

by Snakebitten on Jul 6, 2008 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Curiously

Yahoo have the ninth-inning run as earned for Lyon. Since it only reached home on Hudson’s error, that is surely wrong?

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Sound familiar?

First two on, no-one out in the eighth – fail to score.
Tying run on third, no-one out in the ninth – fail to score

Thankfully, that was the Padres, and not us!

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 6:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Padres

have had their own scuffles with the bat this year

by golfmanthee on Jul 6, 2008 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did this team

start playing so lousy the first time Randy tried (and failed) to get # 289?

Or am I just searching for ANOTHER turning point?

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

And

you’re truly awful at typing.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

I think our best point was at 12 games over .500, and we hit that with Randy’s win #288.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coincidence?

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 7, 2008 11:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't know

But I’m willing to accept anything as a turning point right now, as long as it actually is one.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 7, 2008 2:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Illusory correlation?

Those are pretty big words – you are hereby promoted to 9th grade

by golfmanthee on Jul 6, 2008 7:01 PM EDT reply actions  

BTW

that was meant to be in good fun and not to be mean-spirited

also, i was joking – you’re still stuck in 8th grade

by golfmanthee on Jul 6, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or will be

Just as long as he can work out how to type “illusory” correctly.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Preeeetty preeeetty Conor

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 7:02 PM EDT reply actions  

In great great detail

I think I have officially watched that like four times? And I still watch and pretend not to know.

“Really? You use a wider stance. Huh. Awesome… Again.” ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

For studying purposes, naturally

I want to be thoroughly educated.

:D

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

They say

It’s important to have hands-on learning.

I want to be in Haren's harem.

by luckycc on Jul 6, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

::blush::

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 7, 2008 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ever get so excited posting

you pull the leads out of your computer?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

just me then

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't even know what the leads are?

I am a little slow computer related and I use a Mac? Do Macs HAVE leads?

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

wires,dooberries

the dangly bits that connect it to the electricity,damn I sound like Mr Weasley now

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah... cords. Go me. :)

I am on a laptop, so the leads knock out all the time. Thank bob for the magnetic connector.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, right

We had to buy a new charger for our laptop, and it works, but the cord gets knocked out a lot easier, so it’s a fairly frequent problem for me.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I generally

try NOT to do that….

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, Jim.....

not gonna be able to use that recap you had prewritten, eh?

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

I’ll save it. Pretty sure it’ll come in handy eventually. :-(

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 7:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most likely.

But then, that is my pessimism talking.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 7, 2008 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

5-3.

The dynasty that should be the Arizona Diamondbacks.

by srdmad on Jul 6, 2008 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks for updating us on your xbox video game playing.

The dynasty that should be the Arizona Diamondbacks.

by srdmad on Jul 6, 2008 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

RAMJB duly banned

He’d been warned, didn’t listen, and basically, brought nothing positive, useful or even entertaining to the table.

So, you’re outta here!

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Thanks :)

Sorry I took his bait a few times, I learned my lesson quick and just ignored him.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, but you had some good comebacks.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, but in the long run I just felt like a high schooler

I found I would think of something kind of funny and be like, “NO! He is a moron seeking attention. STOP!”

Maybe it is the preschool teacher in me. I should know better! ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now I don't have to

obsessively flag posts anymore.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

On that note

I saw on the console that one of your (I think) posts had been flagged as spam. Turns out it was the one with your pics of our wannabe saint, Rachel. The system auto-flags any post with more than five links in it as spam. Didn’t know that.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

soco, you spammer!!

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or maybe the system was trying to warn us

we just didn’t get the message in time.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do have a feeling

that he’ll comeback with another nickname lol

SHIFT Happens!!1

by Muu on Jul 6, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think

He’ll be hard to spot… LA fan that only shows up when they’re winning? Can’t type to save his life? Eighth-grade sense of humor?

Shouldn’t be a problem. :-)

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not to mention

the fact that he’ll probably use the same IP address. Probably not the same email address, though.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

he'll bobagem it

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

roflmao

“he wouldn’t do such a bobagem…”
that would fit better xD

SHIFT Happens!!1

by Muu on Jul 6, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks, Jim

He became rather tiring today.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyway the Brewers seem to be closing in on C.C.

The dynasty that should be the Arizona Diamondbacks.

by srdmad on Jul 6, 2008 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

That'll help them

The Central looks like it’s gonna be a tough division to crack this year.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anyway

Off to write a fresh recap of today’s game. :-) Might be a while, as dinner will also intervene! Thanks for the comments, it was a lot of fun…the last couple of innings felt a lot like last year, oddly…

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

gosh I cant believe

my team just let the visitors tie the game 1×1 at 44’ of the 2nd half… merdaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

SHIFT Happens!!1

by Muu on Jul 6, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

You're a Dbacks fan.

You should be used to this crap.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

My theory is we always slump

just before the ASG then go on a tear

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

May your theories always be

correct!

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 6, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I support such thinking

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trade Scenario

Jarrod Parker
Billy Buckner
Tony Pena

for

Matt Holliday

by ben_grdn on Jul 6, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

What?

No. Why would we want Coors-enhanced Holliday? He’ll be a Boras free agent soon. We don’t DO that.

Especially for a couple of our best pitchers, in Pena and Parker.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about

Eric Byrnes for Matt Holliday straight up? I’ve been pushing for this trade for awhile….

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’d support that.

The Rockies know that Byrnes is full of hustle, right?

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they already had Byrnes for a couple of months didn't they

Didn’t he stink it up for them. It was 2005. He played 15 games for them and hit .189. Right after that we signed him.

by DiamondbacksWIn on Jul 6, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

What about a pantomime horse for Byrnes?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 6, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

welcome to the ‘Pit, anyway! :-)

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hereby

revoke this “welcome”.

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holliday's career numbers:

Coors: 364/427/660
Everywhere else: 277/340/450

No thanks

by golfmanthee on Jul 6, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those number aren't that bad

better than most of our guys.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

and there have been studies that have shown that players do better than their away numbers when they leave the ROckies but I’m not giving up Parker and Pena for an 850 OPS. Furthermore, 2 of the 3 DBacks OFers are still young and likely to improve. Holliday is 28 and probably peak right now.

by golfmanthee on Jul 6, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

If you take Burke off our hands

We will take any of your players and most likely give you a ticker tap parade.

That might just be me and my husband though.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 6, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is madness!

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 7, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really

Ten minutes after RAMJB arrives, ben_grdn arrives. RAMJB’s email? ben_grdn@yahoo.com.

Sheesh. Same real name. Same IP address.

Banned.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feisty one

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crafty.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty sneaky, sister

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey!

And now, thanks to Jim, we can sign him up for all sorts of junk e-mail lists! Victory for the Snakepit!

(Kidding, of course. We’ve got enough class to leave him alone, and enough imagination to do something better if we didn’t have all that class.)

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just as predicted,

he used the same IP address.

What genius kids our edjumicational system is producing these days!!

Mark Reynolds: Turning me gay since '07

by DbacksSkins on Jul 6, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks for that

Concise view on the state of edjumication here…

I feel like I should, fundamentally, maybe almost take offense to that…but then I realize it’s true. :-(

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 6, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's been a long history

of trolling. Most of his comments weren’t bad enough by themselves to get a ban, but added up became pretty tiresome.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 6, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Basically

Only posted here when the Dodgers were winning and Arizona wasn’t, with a lot of comments that were teetering on the edge of flame-bait. The final straw was his painful attempt to convince us the Giants were mounting a comeback in the ninth; which would have been less obvious if he hadn’t gleefully reported the victory a few posts above.

No loss. Trust us on this one.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 6, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch

The trivia question on D-backs Playing Hardball this week is about Jeff Salazar.

Um, not the best planning there, guys.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 6, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

well, i got to go

see ya’ll

SHIFT Happens!!1

by Muu on Jul 6, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Um wow.

Maybe I should stay away for RJ starts.
Apparently we won? That’s new.
:-)

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 6, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh happy day! The streak is broken! I finally saw a WIN in person. I have been to 4 other games this year and they were all losses. I hadn’t seen a win since game 1 of the playoffs last year. Whew, it was a close one. In the 9th inning, I thought the losing streak was going to continue. Eek.

I am SO glad the offense pulled this one out for Randy Johnson. It would have excruciating to see the team blow this game. Thank you DBacks for winning this one.

by SongBird on Jul 6, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

And also, I am so glad the bullpen didn’t blow this game for Randy Johnson.

by SongBird on Jul 6, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

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