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I need sign ideas for Mark Reynolds' bday...help?

As most of you have heard, I'll be in LA for Mark Reynolds' birthday (not at the soco party...sad.) and, even better, at the game. I have my tickets and Sedona Red gear ready to go for next weekend.

I decided that as a small shoutout to the 'Pit and our boy Mark, I'd make him a happy birthday sign. This is where you guys come in...I want you to help me choose what to put on the sign. Leave suggestions in the comments, and I'll choose before I leave on August 1st. Look for us on tv (we all know how much Mark Grace loves female Diamondbacks fans...) and pictures afterward. :-)

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Have fun. Happy B-day Mark

It's not over until it's over

by hotchixsnake27 on Jul 23, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hmm.

I first thought of a collage of all his awesome moments (diving over the fence against SF, the mammoth shot against ATL [and others], etc.), but that’s not great for a ballpark sign. And there’s way too many easy puns to be had here. So…I got nothing.

by Azreous on Jul 24, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mark Reynolds can kill two stones with one bird

formerly Seton Hall Snake Pit. The newer simpler version.

by AJforAZ on Jul 24, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mark Reynolds divides by zero

formerly Seton Hall Snake Pit. The newer simpler version.

by AJforAZ on Jul 24, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Mark Reynolds wears a live diamondback as a condom

formerly Seton Hall Snake Pit. The newer simpler version.

by AJforAZ on Jul 24, 2008 11:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

When people say no one is perfect Mark Reynolds is insulted

formerly Seton Hall Snake Pit. The newer simpler version.

by AJforAZ on Jul 24, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I still like

A Special Day to Special K

Though only we would get it. Mark Grace would probably think it was a drug reference. :-) I’ll try and come up with a few more over the weekend…

by Jim McLennan on Jul 25, 2008 1:05 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If not a drug reference....

He’ll think it’s a reference to the cereal

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. He can't hit, and probably never will.

by Zephon on Jul 25, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well,

I don’t even understand the joke.

So. :-)

Maybe the Diamondbacks should just sign me...

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 26, 2008 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"mark my words, Reynolds is great"

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 25, 2008 3:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Just hold up a box of Special K cereal.

The team that continues to disappoint, the Arizona Diamondbacks.

by srdmad on Jul 25, 2008 6:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, Mark....

you’re turning a good friend of mine gay.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 26, 2008 12:49 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Great Sign Idea

God wears Mark Reynolds Pajamas

by JUPTON10 on Jul 26, 2008 3:14 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or perhaps...

Jack Bauer wears Mark Reynolds’ pajamas?

by Jim McLennan on Jul 26, 2008 2:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or

Loney wears Mark Reynold’s pajamas?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 26, 2008 2:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Some nut jobs in Scottsdale send their love

From your birthday party?

;) Juuust kidding.

I like the Special Day for Special K though. :)

Or, “FOR THE LOVE OF BOB, HOME RUN REYNOLDS”

... or is that too crass?

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 29, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AZSnakepit Loves Mark Reynolds

or

Happy Birthday, Mark!
From AZSnakepit

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 31, 2008 12:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I like that.

We need more publicity for the ‘Pit.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 31, 2008 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

uh oh...

You’re sounding like Gracie… “Don’t know if I’ve mentioned this, but we need more signs. AZSnakepit signs”

by manphibian on Aug 1, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So much for THAT.

I’m really beginning to develop a full-blown hatred for anything Dodger.

Manny Ramirez and the Dodgers: Filling the dubious shoes left open by Barry Bonds and the Giants.

by DbacksSkins on Aug 4, 2008 3:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You and me both.

Maybe the Diamondbacks should just sign me...

by emilylovesthedbacks on Aug 5, 2008 3:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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