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Gameday Thread, #99: 6/21 vs. Cubs

Chicago Cubs at Arizona Diamondbacks, Jul 21, 2008 9:40 PM EDT


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Rich Harden
RHP, 5-1, 2.19

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Randy Johnson
LHP, 6-7, 5.23

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There's a point at which the Diamondbacks need to say "Wait until next year!" It seems to me that we are teetering precariously close to that moment. Not so much because of our record, but because of the way we're playing, and specifically, our offense which is basically dead in the water right now. In the past six games, we've scored only ten runs - 30% of those coming on one swing from Mark Reynolds, and are batting just .177. Hell, crank it back to cover the 22 games we've played since June 25: barely three runs per game and .226. That's why we're 6-16 in that time. So, today's discussion (and associated poll): is the season over?

One year ago today, I wrote the words above, as a discouraging loss sunk the Diamondbacks record to only 50-48. While a couple above this year's mark, the team were, in many ways, worse off, since they were 4.5 games back in the division at that point - Baseball Prospectus gave us only a 2.3% chance of making the playoffs. Oddly, extending the simlarities, the defeat came after the villain yesterday, Brandon Lyon, allowed three runs in a game for the first time in over a year, in a contest that was also started by Webb.

However, the team chose the following day to begin a streak of eight consecutive wins, which propelled Arizona into a lead that they never relinquished, as they went 40-24 the rest of the way. And who did that streak start against? The Chicago Cubs, whom we face again today. This is both encouraging and discouraging. It's clear that the season is still very much up for grabs. But do you feel there is a realistic chance of us posting a .625 win percentage the rest of the way? Don't all rush.

So, the Cubs come to town - with all that means. Having gone to all three games against them at Chase last year, I am taking a sabbatical, having had more than my fill over that weekend. [While I know from personal experience that Cubs supporters include some of the most articulate and well-informed baseball fans out there... those aren't the ones who showed up at Chase. Let's say no more than that] It's going to be a battle of the back-ends as far as the rotation goes - today at least, the advantage definitely appears to be with Chicago.

Harden was very solid in his first outing for the Cubs, going 5.1 scoreless innings, and striking out ten - it did take him almost 100 pitches to get that far. In contrast, Johnson has been through a rough patch, though has won back-to-back starts for the first time since May 18 - albeit mostly thanks to an eight-run inning posted in support of him against the Phillies. However, Johnson has never lost to the Cubs, going 12-0 with a 1.98 ERA in 13 starts: Of course, the last time he faced them was back in April 2004, and it's safe to say he is not quite the same pitcher he was then. Still... 13-0 looks so much better...

I'm having a bet with my lead here at work, who is a Cubs fan: if the D-backs sweep the Cubs, he has to wear an AZ cap for a day, or the other way around. If I'm not really very optimistic that he will be seen wearing Diamondbacks headgear on Thursday, I will be more than happy if we can somehow find a way to take two out of three. We have comedy tonight, so won't be able to take part in the thread; will hopefully be able to see it at the Grand Tavern, where we are comedy-ing. The post-game recap will therefore be a) late, and b) brief - and, indeed it will be tomorrow, since we're going to see Eddie Izzard. Therefore, if anyone fancies recapping either game, let me know, or work it out yourselves in the comments.

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forget the dbacks!

Let’s see a review of Eddie Izzard instead. I love that guy. He makes me laugh in a less pitiful way than the boys in red do lately anyways.

Anyways, let’s hope the obnoxious cub faithful have no joy in their next few days. I too have some acquaintances who are calm, passionate, and knowledgeable cub fans. They definitely are in the VAST minority at games out here.

by mikeb on Jul 21, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

At this rate

tomorrow. And welcome! I know sports go in cycles, but it always frustrates me when a great baseball town like Cincinnati has to suffer through the bad times.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scherzer

pitched in a AAA game yesterday, and I believe it was his first game back off the DL.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I know you thought the Boggs card was hot

but do I have something special for you. Pope John Paul II

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow....

every Catholic’s dream…...

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I laughed when I saw it

I’m like, “now what am I supposed to do with this?” I also have a polio vaccine card.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.....

have you gotten Ratzinger’s 2005 Benedict XVI rookie card yet?

I do find it amusing that you’ve got a Polish pope and the polio vaccine. What’s next? Poultry?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oo, I hope!

Its from the Upper Deck “Piece of History” line, and if you ignore the ridiculous cards like the history ones, it’s actually pretty cool. Great design and interesting tidbits on the back.

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember

a long time ago when I lived in MA, and my mom was going to the grocery store, and I wanted to go, but she wouldn’t let me, so while she was away, she got me a sweet pack of Desert Storm trading cards.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to have some of those, too.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I totally had some of those

I doubt I have them anymore, but I definitely remember those.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.....

I remember having the Egyptian flag, and M-60’s Reactive Armor, and the F-15 Eagle, and that’s all I can remember.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I remember having the M1A1 Abrams, and Norman Schwarzkopf.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had Schwarzkopf

I’m almost certain.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

::jealous::

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had some tanks

and a general or two.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well....

The last week for me has been more than interesting. I worked my ass off for three days getting all the catering done for that wedding on Saturday. I did manage to see The Dark Knight on Friday, and I must say that it was fan-fucking-tastic. Heath ledger as the Joker is brilliant. Friday I was starting to fall ill with really bad congestion, sneezing, a fever and coughing. Luckily I got everything done on Saturday, as I was pretty much out of it until this morning. While this was happening my computer was acting retarded, and I didn’t get it fixed until about noon today.

So anyway, I’m feeling better today. Now I’ve got a lot of work to catch up on that I missed all last week.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

FYI

Jim decreed any swearing will cause that post to be hidden from sight. I think he said that yesterday or the day before, so just something to keep in mind.

So what did you make? I want to feel horribly inadequate before I make dinner tonight ;-)

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't know about the swearing rule. Sorry Jim

Well, it was a pretty simple three course spread.

for the appitizers I made a nice spread of various cured hams and sausage, several different kinds of cheeses, cured and pickled vegetables(Olives, Peppers, artichoke hearts), fresh fruit and fresh vegetable platters.

For the entrees I made three different things: Blood Orange-Wasabi Glazed Seared Ahi Tuna Steaks, Grilled Duck w/ a Pomegranite-Jalapeno Reduction, and Sancho Pepper Crusted Beef Filet. For the sides I made some roasted squash, A fresh spinach salad, and rice pilaf

For dessert I made tempered white and dark chocolate boxes filled with homemade raspberry and citrus sorbets. I also made cheesecake, and fruit parfaits.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yum

It all sounds great, but the chocolate boxes w/raspberry & citrus sorbets sound absolutely sinful.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

The cheesecake I made was much more sinful. It’s a combination of a traditional New York cheesecake and an Italian Ricotta Cheesecake. My friend who was having the wedding requested that i make it having tried it when i made it during christmas

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by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear God.....

I LOOOVE cheese. That sounds delicious.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

New York cheesecake is generally too rich for me

but man does ricotta cheesecake sound heavenly.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I agree that New York Cheesecake is generally too rich

The ricotta actually makes it a bit lighter. It’s just heavy and rich enough that you come back wanting more. If I actually sit down and write the recipe down, i’ll share the recipe if any one wants it.

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by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm all over that

sounds like something good to make when the holidays roll around. My mom loves cheesecake.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.

My mom actually came up with the recipe with some input i provided. She made it over thanksgiving after about four or five unsatisfactory results. Once she got the final recipe, it’s been hit. A lot of people have asked me and her how to make it.

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by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow that sounds good

I’m…uh…making penne with a really ghetto ragu.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh

I had fried chicken, baked beans, and some rolls for dinner. It’s not like I normally cook food like that for my self. Normally I only made food like that if I’m getting paid to do it, or I’m trying to impress a girl I’m dating, or if it’s a special occasion.

I made about 300 bucks for the job, all of which went to my student loans. And I bought a new dbacks cap.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still

that even fried chicken requires more skill. I’m an okay cook, but not on that level.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not that hard.

You just follow the standard breading procedure(which is used for everything from your standard fried vegetables(onion rings, Zucchini, Okra, Etc) to things like Fried Ravioli, Eggplant Parmesan… You even use it for things like Fried fish, Shrimp, Chicken, Steak fingers, et cetera

1. Dip food in seasoned flour
2. Then dip food in a beaten egg wash or if you’re using a batter, dip it in the batter, and skip the next step,
3. Dip food in seasoned flour, bread crumbs, or whatever dry coating you’re using.
4. Fry food.

Very simple.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or...

You go to KFC, Churches, or Popeye’s

Just as tasty fried chicken…. way less effort. Even though making fried chicken isn’t that much of a difficult task for me.. it’s still a very very big hassle, and takes a ton of work if you’re making enough to feed a lot of people.

Frying lots of food is rather nauseating to me, honestly.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Popeye's is where it is at

I love their heart attack biscuits.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Indeed

My favorite fried chicken chain. I love their biscuits, and their red beans and rice. It’s a first class ticket to heartburn city though.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmm......

red beans and rice.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a fan of

Lucky Wishbone, personally.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never even heard of it

though you know what I want? Fried chicken and waffles.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a Tucson chain,

and it’s scrumdiddlyumptious.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooohhh man

Lucky Wishbone is AWESOME. Steak fingers, Fried chicken strips, Fried Shrimp, Texas toast..

I can make steak fingers pretty close to theirs…. I had to make ‘em myself when I lived in phoenix to satisfy my cravings for lucky wishbone.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm

I think this is something I’ll have to try sometimes.

There’s some wing place I went to in Tucson with friends once that I remember being pretty good, but I don’t remember the name. It’s popular with the college crowd, has kind of a Chicago vibe, weird name, lots of arcade machines inside if I remember correctly.

Does that ring a bell to anyone?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wingstop?

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Buffalo Wild Wings?

Those are the only two I can think of.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

No that's a chain

this place was local.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

weird name.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you know

which part of town it was?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Close to campus

but I only went once and it was at the end of a long day so I’m not entirely sure. I’m pretty sure that the front counter area has cartoons drawn on the walls.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Restaurant or bar?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Restaurant

very ghetto.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, it's Tucson.

Everything here is ghetto.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Truefax

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's true

Big Yuma and all.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tucson's Restaurant Scene sucks

Seriously. Almost every thing is a chain. The last time I checked, there’s only a couple 3 diamond rated restaurant here. You can’t get a 4 or 5 diamond rating unless you’re attached to a resort, and there ain’t anything like that in Tucson that comes close to getting that high of a rating

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really

know much about diamond restaurants, I just ask people for rec’s most of the time.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

There’s a common misconception that restaurants are rated by stars. They’re not. In the industry, they’re rated by diamonds.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

But I don't care

about diamonds, I care about rec’s.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

diamonds are forever.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know, I was just making that statement

I almost never use the system to decide where I eat. I do pretty much what you do. I go to place that are well recommended.

But I was more talking about the perspective of working in the restaurant industry. Not eating out. I’d like to be able to work at a fine upscale restaurant. Unfortunately, there really aren’t any in Tucson.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Janos? Cafe Terra Cotta?

They’re almost all on the north side…

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard of both

But that does bring up a good point. If there are any good fine dining establishments in Tucson, they are on the north side and in areas that are a pain in the ass to get to on the bus.

I really need to get my license and get a car.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think there are a ton

in Scottsdale, but they are all the same crap. Unfortunately you’d probably have to move to a more established city than what Arizona can offer.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Scottsdale actually has a great restaurant scene

Most of the industry magazines say that it’s one of the best places to work in if you’re a chef.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Certainly not

since they close the Tack Room.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

*closed

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Tack Room

Was overrated. I was never that impressed with their food.

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by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Never ate there, myself,

but it WAS Tucson’s highest-rated restaurant.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds

REALLY good.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure whether or not Jim would hide this one,

since it’s one bomb embedded in a pretty substantive post, and since Zephon wasn’t aware, I’m going to grant the benefit of the doubt and say that it stays unhidden. Jim may still come back later and hide it, though.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he would either

but since Zephon wasn’t around for the new rule, I figured I’d let him know so he doesn’t have to worry.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coming in now...

The post wasn’t profanity-filled and wasn’t angry-filled, and since it did start quite a bit of a thread, I too think it’ll be okay this time.

No worries, Zeph… lesson learned. :)

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Btw, I see y’all have discovered my little used facebook account.

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by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's slightly

more used now.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may actually have to start using it now.

It’s nice to put some faces to the names though.

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by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he who you recc'd to me?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's true.

And yeah, Tim, he’s the one I rec’d.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent

you were the only mutual friend so I was hesitant to just add some random dude.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew it was you!

Since you were the first one that I added.

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by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s pretty much our social director on Facebook. =)

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do we get to have a

pot luck?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

By "Pot Luck" you mean...

Pay Wesley to cook everything?

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as it means

a buffet for me to eat, I don’t care about the specifics.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like

he’s quite the cook, too. I’m down. :-D

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

My rules are simple:

You pay for the ingredients and I’ll do the rest. Except for dishes. I hate doing dishes.

I’d be down for a Snakepit potluck/cook out/barbecue.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's times like these that I really wish we had an edit button

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish that

every time I hit “post.”

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's been

my biggest disappointment with SBN 2.0, actually. That, and the inability to ignore particular posters.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Both are features that I’d really like to see.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can just tell me to my face

you know. I can take the passive aggressiveness ;-)

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think you know EXACTLY who I’m thinking of…. and it’s not you.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I know

but you can’t ignore Jim, he’s the boss.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.....

the funny thing is that’s exactly what I was thinking of, but I figured I’d let you choose your own adventure and finish the joke.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sometimes

it’s like we’re a hivemind and that’s creepy.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is why

the missus is worried about us secretly switching places.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Face/Off 2

I’m tellin’ you.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I know!

But I’m still working on finding you a hot chick to bang.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember the Emily Scale

and Liz is internet-glaring at you ‘Skins, and really-glaring at me.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well obviously

whatever woman I end up going with wouldn’t be nearly as hot/awesome as Liz, but I’ll do what I can.

Using the Emily scale.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course

but the Emily Scale is an excellent tool. I recommend it to all my clients.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is the missus

still glaring, by the way?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's too tired to

apparently.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

At you

or at me?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I guess both

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hah, awwww

I accept your suck up and retract my cyber glare. ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who said it was sucking up?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think they'd like to implement "Edit" eventually

because I know it’s been mentioned. But, depending on how it’s implemented currently, it might take a huge change to the code base….

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

In a way, it's better this way

so people don’t go back and edit out their stupidity.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

It also used to really bother me when I wasn’t able to delete my own posts back when I was just a regular user.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's true

But I hate when I type a post real fast, then I after I hit send I notice the 15 typos that I made.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's exactly

how I felt until I became an editor.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evening All

Fingers crossed for tonights game…

by AF DBacks Fanatic on Jul 21, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Snyder vs. Montero

They just showed a stat that in 13 combined starts catching RJ, batters are hitting .304 when Montero catches and .228 when Snyder catches. Interesting.

Nice play over at 3rd by Reynolds.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Snyder

really IS the all-around better catcher. It’s not quite a secret.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snyder is ridiculous

to anyone suggest otherwise is equally ridiculous, but in the other direction.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

RJ vs. Harden

i gotta love this power pitching battle

by AZWILDCATS on Jul 21, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Did you get a look

at Randy’s record versus the cubbies? Impressive.

big worry is we’ve never seen harden before and we know how this team reacts to pitchers they’ve never faced before.

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully...

we light Harden up…I wanna see some Dbacks runs!

by AF DBacks Fanatic on Jul 21, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1000000 times a billion

amen to that!

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chad Qualls

was mentioned by Bomel in the pre game.

chance we could see Micah

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Micah

That might make sense…bring up Petit to be the fifth starter?

by AF DBacks Fanatic on Jul 21, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the impression I got

Do you think we’ve seen the last of Micah as a starter? at least for a while?

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe

it might not be the worst idea out there…he hasn’t been terrific as a starter

by AF DBacks Fanatic on Jul 21, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, it's not

but I hope he can work on his pitching. I’ve become a fan of his and would like to see him flourish in whatever role.

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

He could

warm up in the pen, then be put in as a pinch hitter…trotting in when we re at bat…that would be fun to see

by AF DBacks Fanatic on Jul 21, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

The way Micah has been pitching I’m all for that

by DiamondbacksWIn on Jul 21, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Qualls

should never be mentioned in the 8th or 9th inning again

by DiamondbacksWIn on Jul 21, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Agree

I almost ran off the road when I heard that.

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard on the radio that Pwnings would be available if needed and if he did pitch, he would miss his start tomorrow.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who would start instead?

Petit?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the plan

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I believe so. Then Gambo talked about how if Owings would pitch in relief that maybe it would be about them showcasing Owings for a possible trade. I don’t want him traded.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

As shaky

as Owings has been starting recently, I don’t trust Petit anymore.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

The way our pen is hurting?

Gambo is talking out his rear end again.

Micah came in a few games ago for a few innings and did fine.

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was it Gambo or Ash?

I honestly can never tell the two apart.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

might have been Ash

now that I think about it….

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hold his opinion

higher than Gambo…

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean

I guess so, but they are honestly the same guy to me. It’s like listening to someone with multiple personalities.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wasn’t he an A? Wouldn’t Haren be of help?

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, and you'd "hope" so

we’ll find out here in a minute or so….

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice start

- R. Theriot grounded out to third
- R. Johnson flied out to left
- D. Lee fouled out to catcher
- End of Inning (0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors)

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

So I'm trying something a little crazy tonight

hopefully it will give us some mojo. I’ll hold off saying what, though, because I don’t want to get blamed if things go sour.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel like I'm walking

on pins and needles right now.

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s like they tease us into thinking we are going to get a win and pulling the rug out from under us. I am not sure what is worse, trailing the whole game and losing or being gutted in the 8th or 9th.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's been brutle this season....

When the dodgers lead for all of 2 and a half innings, yet nearly sweep us…. what a way to get your heart ripped out.

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like a fool

because I fall for it every time.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

end of 1

- S. Drew struck out swinging
- C. Jackson flied out to left
- O. Hudson flied out to left
- End of Inning (0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors)

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Dodgers have scored

3 field goals already.

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

sssshhhhhhhh.....

:::whispers:::::: (do not disturb the baseball gods)......

;-)

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

the god’s abandoned us? Or did we abandon them?

by AF DBacks Fanatic on Jul 21, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Baseball Gods are dead?

And we killed them?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

middle of 2nd

- A. Ramirez struck out swinging
- G. Soto flied out to deep center
- M. DeRosa struck out looking
- End of Inning (0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors)

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I bought a new hat on Friday

I was in desperate need of a fitted dbacks hat. Hopefully it brings some more mojo.

Picture of me in said hat.
(opens in new window)

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice hat!

Where did you get it at?

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

The hat store in Park Place Mall in Tucson.

It’s a New Era 59Fifty fitted. I got it on sale for 20 bucks.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's kinda hard to see

But the D logo is filled with more black D logos

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

gotcha!

I was wondering what was inside the outline there…

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh -- I like that store.

The one right next to the movie theater.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lids or Hat Club?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

::shrug::

Don’t recall. But I did buy my Redskins license plate holder from there.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

The guy who ran

the Just Sports (I don’t know if he’s still there) in Flagstaff was a Bills fan, so he empathized with my plight of never finding any gear from them.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh,

it may actually be a Just Sports, come to think of it.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's not Just Sports.

it’s the other hat store by the food court.. I think it’s called Hat World or The Hat Shop. Something like that. They only sell hats. They also are a bit more affordable than Just Sports.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's

two hat stores by the food court and the theater??

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

It seems like most malls

now have two hat places. I blame MTV.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Just Sports has a wider assortments of teams, but they don’t have a lot of styles. The hat store i went to had about 10-15 different dbacks caps.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll have

to check that out.

Still, at the exclusively hat place, I wouldn’t have been able to get my Redskins plate holder. :-(

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

They had a couple different styles of fitted dbacks caps going for 20 bucks

I’m not sure if they were on sale or not, but you should go check it out.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

It'll have to wait until I get back.

Leaving for Ecuador wednesday night.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh that's right

You’re on the other side of the world. How’s the weather there any way?

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if by the other side of the world

you mean “about 2 miles north of Zephon”, then yeah, the weather up here is slightly overcast, warm, and humid. ;-)

I’m leaving on Weds night for Phx, staying there overnight, (since I have a 7AM flight out of Sky Harbor Thurs morning) then spending a night in Quito, then embarking for the islands.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

So how's

jolly ol’ England right now?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Here's a guess

Wet and muggy

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bah

I thought you meant that you were leaving Ecuador, not leaving FOR Ecuador. I’ll blame the sleeping medication kicking in.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet hat

I love 5950’s, but man can it get expensive. I like some of the fashion hats (my favorite is the St. Patty’s Red Sox I have, because it has a shamrock on the back like it’s rocking both the Sox and Celtics franchises) but some of them can get ridiculous.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was another hat that I really wanted

It looked like a japanese rising sun.. but instead of the sun there was the D logo. The hat was like 40 bucks though. I tried to look for a picture of it online, but i can’t find it. Anyway, that hat was awesome, and I may have to go back soon and get it.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen that one

definitely a nice hat.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Glad you know what I'm talking about

So you think I should get that one too in the near future?

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess it depends on

the price. Right now I’m not really buying any hats, and the few I would anytime soon will be Authentics.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good point

I could use an authentic hat… I really just want a red hat since I just got a black one.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Red authentic is pretty nice

I prefer the road black overall, though. Much stronger design.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't really like the A logo all that much

I do like the red authentic home caps are nice, I may get one of those. Or that cap i was talking about earlier.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

See I'm the opposite

the D logo is a great idea, but there’s something a bit off in the execution. I guess in the end I’d rather the team go with a more classic look, though.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of hats....

anybody think my Sidewinders hat with CarGo’s signature will be worth anything someday?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe

Is it 1/1?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

1/1?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Meaning that

out of the amount made (the right hand number) you own number (on the left). So a 1/1 would be rare and more valuable, but in the end it was a little joke. Just a little one.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

it was something real, so….

well, it’s the only ‘Winders hat that’s been worn by me AND signed by CarGo…. so doesn’t that make it one of a kind??

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Harden has

a perfect game through 1 & 2/3

by AF DBacks Fanatic on Jul 21, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

end of 2 innings

- C. Tracy flied out to right
- M. Reynolds struck out swinging
- C. Young struck out looking

zero-zero

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi guys!

Haven’t been commenting here for some time as I had been travelling all around Europe as well as being busy with my internships… Hope the Dbacks will win to welcome me back to the snakepit!

Seems like quite a pitching matchup tonight.

by singaporedbacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

25 for Harden

26 for the Big Unit…

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim Edmonds hits a line drive single to center

one on, nobody out

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Drat!

Come on Randy! Need a GiDP here….

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Harden Sacrifices

Edmonds to 2nd, two out

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Mid 3rd inning

- J. Edmonds singled to center
- R. Cedeno flied out to deep center
- R. Harden sacrificed to third, J. Edmonds to second
- R. Theriot flied out to deep center
- End of Inning (0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors)

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Is everyone

pretty much holding their collective breathes?

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not even going to bother holding my breath

I’m just patiently waiting to see what happens.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

end of three

- C. Snyder struck out swinging
- A. Romero popped out to third
- R. Johnson struck out swinging
- End of Inning (0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors)

still zero-zero

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Thru the order once

now we have him figured out? maybe…

by AF DBacks Fanatic on Jul 21, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

That's the way it's been

working so far… at least over the past two months…

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reed Johnson singles

Lee flies out

man on 1st , one out

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

a feeling of dread

has overcome me…. i hate when game day doesn’t update…. did something happen?

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

NEVER MIND!

phew! Bad game day!

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Cubs have the NL logo

on their sleeve. I think they’re the only ones in baseball to have their League patch instead of something customized.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Inning over on F9

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Mid 4th

- R. Johnson singled to third
- D. Lee flied out to right
- A. Ramirez struck out swinging
- G. Soto flied out to right
- End of Inning (0 Runs, 1 Hit, 0 Errors)

Harden still has a perfect game going

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions  

CoJack?

You’re going to go down like that after getting up 3-0 on this guy?

Where have you gone Mike Fetters?

by NewJackCity on Jul 21, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

I wish Sutton would shut the you know what up.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Mute buttons are fun

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go home Cubbies

Go home Cubbies

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

LETS GO DBACKS

LETS GO DBACKS

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Conor!

you were up 3-0 on the bum

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

We're playing

the Brooklyn Dodgers now?

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Young with the nice

running catch.

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Two outs now, two long flies

and now a pop out to short right.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

Quite an efficient inning for the unit, eh?

by singaporedbacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

And CoJack with a catch

at the warning track. Two pitches, two outs.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, boys

break up this perfecto and get some runs!

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

med 5th

- M. DeRosa flied out to deep center
- J. Edmonds flied out to deep left
- R. Cedeno popped out to shallow right
- End of Inning (0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors)

zero to zero with Harden still perfect on the night.

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on team

there’s no reason to go around the line up again, let’s get some hits!

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

3-0 to Tracy

now full count..

deja vu

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

No perfecto for you, Mr. Harden!

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

now,

break up this no hitter!

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

A baserunner…does sarcasm motivate?

by AF DBacks Fanatic on Jul 21, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Harden has a

thing for Chad tonight

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Way wild pitch

so Tracy advances.

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Young pops out

come on guys! You have a guy in scoring range, you got to get him in!

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Young has been looking

horrid at the plate.

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

He doesn't look like he's been seeing the ball all that well lately.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

He looked like he could have

struck out playing tee-ball.

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he has

astigmatism.

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he has

asuckmatism.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh ho ho!

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I was slightly proud of that one. Slightly.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Come Snyder!

Lets bring Tracy home!

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

A passed ball

but Tracy doesn’t make a move.

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's hope

that blunder won’t bite us in the ass.

By the way, hello, folks.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

he wouldn’t have scored off that squibbler by Snyder, but still.

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh!

TEAM! You’re killing me here!

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

end of 5

- C. Tracy walked
- M. Reynolds struck out swinging
- C. Tracy to second on wild pitch
- C. Young flied out to right
- C. Snyder grounded out to first
- End of Inning (0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors)

zero to zero

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Fark

This team drives me crazy.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess the Cubs

will take him out at 100 no matter what. I hope this is true.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would Piniella take him out of a no-hitter? I hope so.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

we could use the help.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would Piniella pull

his starter in the playoffs to save him for a game 4?

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Signs point to yes.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I LOVE it

when they manage with that magic eight ball.

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just got in...

and I can actually WATCH the game now!! Woohoo!

Rich Harden has a no-hitter, wow. Let’s try and break that soon. RJ looks like he’s done great!

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow....

thought I would drop in and see how Harden’s NO HITTER is going…. Can you believe that – a NO HITTER!!!!!!!! what a gem he’s pitching

by dstorm on Jul 21, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

So wait --

like, this means that we haven’t gotten a hit yet…. right?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 Hitless Innings

he’s past halfway to a NO HITTER

I repeat—HARDEN is rocking tonight and is going to pitch a NO HITTER

by dstorm on Jul 21, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

What? A NO HITTER?

Man I had NO idea there were NO HITS tonight! NO way!

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lol

Don’t think it will work if we do this,.. Lets wait for some dumb cub fan to do it. Which shouldn’t take long… We are talking about a NO HITTER rite?

by singaporedbacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank you very much

My work is done —have a good night - see you all later…...

by dstorm on Jul 21, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

+ Mad props

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randy has been very economical with his pitches and is doing great, but nothing but one walk for us and striking out at an alarming rate.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Young with another great running catch

I just wish his bat was as good as his glove.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I heard some guy on the radio complaining about how bad CY is in the outfield. Huh?

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Call in person?

The call in people on KTAR might be some of the dumbest people I’ve ever had the displeasure of hearing.

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gambo?

Bickley?

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Noooo. Not them. Some old guy who called in and obviously doesn’t know what he’s talking about.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL!

That kinda describes those two though

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gambo's not very old

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that's Bob from Phoenix

that guy, geez.

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is it just me,

or does it honestly seem like Harden’s getting the benefit of a bigger strike zone than Randy?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

I swear it sounds like there are more Cubs fans there than D’Backs fans.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Wrigley South

as the Cubbie faithful call it.

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bats, they are sick. we cannot hit the ball, bats are afraid. We ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. We offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

by AF DBacks Fanatic on Jul 21, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

What I propose

is we kill the Batman.

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

mid 6th

- R. Harden struck out swinging
- R. Theriot flied out to center
- R. Johnson walked
- D. Lee flied out to center
- End of Inning (0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors)

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Slightly off topic

(I know, shocker) but has anyone ever gone to Don and Charlies?

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

ROMERO

HOME RUN CAN YOU BELIEVE IT

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

OH

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

YEAH

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

1-0!!!!

NICE TIME TO GET YOUR FIRST HOMER, ROMERO!!

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOHOOOO!

A bunch of no-nos broken with that one!!!

by snakecharmer on Jul 21, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Very nice way for a no hitter to be broken

Suck it harden!

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

That last part doesn't sound right.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

TAKE IT CUBBIES

TAKE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

1-0!

Looks like I got here just in time.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

You have to

stick around now.

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm here for the duration

I figure that, since you guys blew two leads (and almost a third) whenever I went to dinner over the weekend, I’d eat during the opening innings today.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good choice

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

UP YOURS

CUB FANS!!!!!

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah!

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

That will shut them up for about a minute or so.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're too busy

getting drunk and posturing to each other to notice.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should have gone

I don’t need my voice for anything important.

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went to

one of the Cubs regular season games last year with Jim, and boy was that fun. It was the Saturday game that Davis won. Then I went to the playoff game against the Cubs with Davis and he won again, even more fun to see dejected Cubs fans.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went with

my dad and brother to the game last year where Davis started against the Cubs and CoJack homered.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Same game?

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

I didn’t notice that you saw Davis both times. I thought you only saw him in the playoff game. So yeah, we were there at the same time then. 3-2 win, or something like that?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nearly every game I went to last year

was Davis.

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

That might be annoying

except that I really like Double D.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm okay with the fact

I like Davis unlike a lot of people around these parts. We donated to his 49 Club as a wedding favor.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Who doesn't like Davis?

The guy’s pretty awesome, and he’s pitched well for his spot in the rotation.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know there are people here

the hatred isn’t as strong as other players, though, so maybe it seems like more than it is, since he is one of my favorites.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I donated too. It was the least I could do after his cancer scare. Plus he has been fabulous this season with not much to show for it.

by TwinnerA on Jul 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

He was great

last year too. We wouldn’t have gone to the playoffs if he hadn’t stepped up in the second half.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like him halfway because

His song is “Ants Marching” I can’t help but love all DMB fans. (Even the smelly hippy ones) And yes we did donate to the 49 club, as it was the best way we knew to support him and our team at the time. :)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh.....

not a fan of DMB.

On the other hand, Mark Reynolds with Island In The Sun is STILL totally awesome.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Weeeezer!

Why is it that no guy I know like DMB when I know for a fact that guys like DMB? It is an unexplainable cosmic event. Though my ex, who HATED Dave while we were dating is now a huge fan so maybe my love for the band is so immense people get in a vortex where they CAN’T like them around me. ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like DMB. Not as much as I did when I was in high school, but I’m still fond of them.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Success! ;)

They are coming in late August and I am hoping to get some lawn tickets. There is nothing like lawn at a DMB concert. All the nuts come out of the wood works, and I always run into people that I haven’t seen in like 6 years.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

How late is

late August?

Maybe the Diamondbacks should just sign me...

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Um I actually don't know

My boss (who works for a ticket place in town) is getting me the tickets. I think like the 23rd?

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

August 23rd

Same day as the Snakepit game, I think.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which, not so funnily,

(funnily? is that a word?) is also the same night as the FREE Reel Big Fish concert in Flagstaff. If ever there was a night that I’m torn because I have far too many options, August 23rd would be it.

Maybe the Diamondbacks should just sign me...

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm..

ska or baseball? Is this even a serious question?

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by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

yes.

but only because the baseball involves driving for two hours and paying for tickets.

ska requires showing up. so…

Maybe the Diamondbacks should just sign me...

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch

Free concert is always a good draw.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

But it's ska-core

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am a DMB fan because

of my friend Matt.

Yeah. Didn’t really have anything constructive to add to the conversation, I just wanted to say that.

Maybe the Diamondbacks should just sign me...

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2008 12:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Your continued awesomeness was noted. :)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I sorta assumed

that soco likes DMB, because it seems like all band nerds love ‘em.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

don’t hate ‘em, but don’t love ‘em either. I guess I should as a drummer, but although their guy is talented his stuff can be pretty samesy after awhile.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just find

most of their music a little repetitive and boring. I do like a few songs, though—Space Between, When the World Ends, etc.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

When the World Ends is definitely one of my favorites

Unfortunately a lot of their commercial stuff is just that… commercial. And repetitive. Live is where it is at. Their concerts are like a spirtitual experience for me. I always feel better when I leave. (And no, it isn’t pot. ;)) The Stone, Lover Lay Down, Dancing Nancies, the Song Jane Liked… all amazing live.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

"Their concerts are like a spiritual experience"

Really? Even if you’re not smoking weed or salvia?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Many musical events should be a near-spiritual experience, if they’re done right.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yup, even stone cold sober. ;)

I just lay back on my blanket, check out the stars and listen to them. I have been to … 6 of their concerts? And they are all relaxed and awesome. And the other awesome thing is that the people around you are happy too. I hate concerts where the people around you are agitated, I prefer to relax. Enjoy. :)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

since my favorite two live bands are Flogging Molly and Dropkick Murphys, I guess we disagree.

Cracked a couple ribs once while crowd-surfing at a Buckcherry concert. ;-)

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

You live for danger and pain, don't you?

I am all about taking time to smell the metaphorical roses.

Though, gotta admit, I do love me some Flogging Molly. (Its the Irish in me.)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Does this really shock you at all?

That the same guy who’s going to the Galapagos to kill like 75 sharks once cracked 2 ribs at a concert?

It was pretty painful….. :-\

Plus, that same concert, I ended up taking a shoulder right to the nose while moshing….. bled for awhile.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I blacked out at a Dave concert

Because the guys ahead of us were smoking mersh and I was so dehydrated the smell made me swoon. Other than that I am pretty boring concert story wise.

Two cracked ribs? OUCH. This is why you will NEVER find me in a mosh pit.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Was crowdsurfing, and some kid dropped me (straight down… like, I sank like a stone) on the hard surface, and landed squarely between my shoulder blades, right below my neck. Knocked the wind outta me and cracked two ribs. Hurt like a bitch for about 2 months, then still was sore for like 6 more after that. :-(

Worst part about it was, when you get a rib injury, the very act of breathing is painful.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I cracked one rib once

I can’t think of two.. Double the pain.

Thankfully girls have … um. Padding. To avoid the rib injuries.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

You have "padding"

on your back? You might want to have that looked at, babe.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I usually fall forward

Forward momentum and all that. ;)

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by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, good point.

I forgot about how your ballast is different from us.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

owwww.

Maybe the Diamondbacks should just sign me...

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2008 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had a stack

of boxes full of hardcovers fall on me last holiday season.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope your employees

laughed?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

They would have been

gone if they had, but luckily it was in the morning so I was the only one around.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I had a stack of boxes topple over while unloading freight at a job in Novermber. I slipped on the wet floor and banged up my knee really badly.

Of course, I still went to the concert I had plans to go to that night. And it at least meant I got out of dancing for my friend’s senior project, so it wasn’t all bad.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

My main delivery dude

lost the tips of his fingers because a pallet was dropped on his hands at the wearhouse.

So of course the first day he comes back he’s immediately whipping off his gloves to show me.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Of course, that's the point of injuries, right?

I spent quite a while showing off that injury. Actually, it still looks like I have a bruise on the inside of my knee.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've got

a scar on my leg I got from trying to climb over a chain link fence (wire was sticking up and gave me a 6 inch cut down my calf) and a little scar on my knee where I nicked a rock once while snorkeling in Cali. But still—chicks dig scars. ;-D

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's true.

Maybe the Diamondbacks should just sign me...

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2008 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Case in point.

;-)

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 2:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I bet $20 I have you ALL beat

at the number of surgeries we’ve had. :) But that’s a game for another night…

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2008 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.....

I think I’ve had 3, so that really isn’t too hard to beat.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 2:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Surgeries maybe

Random freak sickness that lands you in the hospital and has doctors scratching their heads? I win hands down. ;) Ask soco!

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

What was it?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 2:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which time? ;)

I have something called lymphadema (lack of a lymph node in my right leg), I have had an inflammed terminal illya (which took three months to diagnose)... blood infection that was causing me to black out. Other things my brain can’t remember because I am zonked. It is always something weird though. Just once I want to go in and have them be like, “You have a cold.” or “You need your appendix out.”

I am an odd duck, quack! ;)

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by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 2:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah.

My ex-gf’s mom had lymphadema, IIRC. During the winter of my 7th grade, I had some respiratory ailment where I was constantly coughing, for about 3 or 4 months. It wasn’t TB, and they didn’t think it was bronchitis, so it might have been Valley Fever.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Had she had Breast Cancer?

It is a common occurence afterwards… Either way. Wow. Small world. Lymphadema is like a 1 in a million disease so I always am confused when other people have heard of it. :)

Ooo Valley Fever. I have heard it is pretty horrible. And I hate coughing, it is one of the things I hate most about colds so 4 montsh I would have been miserable.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.....

I think she might have had breast cancer, yeah, come to think of it.

And, yeah. Valley Fever (if that’s what it was; it could also have been some unknown viral infection) was NOT fun.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 3:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of work-related injuries,

I was with another guy, carrying a massive piece of tempered glass to a dumpster, and we put it flat on the edge of the dumpster and were lifting it up to slide it in, when it suddenly ruptured under its own weight and completely exploded over our heads.

I still have a tiny bit of a scar across my nose where a piece of glass sliced me open.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got kicked

in the back once.
Some random ska show. I don’t even remember getting kicked….but the next morning I can’t lift my arms above my head, and there’s a foot-shaped bruise between my shoulder blades. We figured it was about a men’s 12 or so, judging by the bruise. Sadly, no picture. :-/

Maybe the Diamondbacks should just sign me...

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2008 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I still have

A lump in my lip from going down to the ground in the mosh pit at a Cramps concert. Tough crowd, shall we say. Came up spraying blood like a fountain, and ended up in the Casualty dept at a local hospital, getting my lip stitched.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 22, 2008 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Comparing war stories

from rock concerts sure is fun. :-D

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Especially

because I am impressed at what a badass Jim is. First the kilt, now this?

You rock, Jim.

Maybe the Diamondbacks should just sign me...

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2008 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Should have brought

Midol with you.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Saw Flogging Molly

this year the day before St Patrick’s Day (stupid St. Patty’s Day show being 21+...)

Fan-friggin-tastic. That was possibly the best show I have ever been to.

Maybe the Diamondbacks should just sign me...

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2008 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I saw them

at the sketchy 9:30 Club in the SE side of DC in Feb of 2005. When we left the club, we were in the middle of a blizzard.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, stupid Flogging Molly

I keep missing their concerts. I had tickets to one, but missed it because I got frigging heat stroke.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can pretty much

guarantee they will be back in Phoenix next St. Patty’s Day.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping so.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

You couldn't go see Flogging Molly

becuz you had heat stroke?? Wow…. I’m embarrassed FOR you. Aren’t you an Arizonan?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, heat stroke.

It’s fun times.

Really, I think it’s easier for us to be affected, because we kinda tend to say “damn, it’s hot. but i’m used to it, so i’ll be alright.”

Not so much.

Maybe the Diamondbacks should just sign me...

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2008 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

In my defense, it was due to standing out in the July sun for nearly three hours without any water to drink.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plus

I’m a nerd. Sunlight is my natural foe.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

King's X

is coming to town in August and I’m so excited.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's right!

I was looking for you two at Jackson’s before the game, but the sea of people made it impossible to find my buddy.

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was crazy

I barely found Jim.

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow....

now even RJ hits a ball hard.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Through 6

- A. Romero homered to deep right
- R. Johnson flied out to deep center
- S. Drew flied out to left
- C. Jackson struck out swinging
- End of Inning (1 Run, 1 Hit, 0 Errors)

Score – Arizona 1 – the bad guys ZERO!

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Long fly to Jackson

but he makes the catch.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Comment bot *beep*

CoJack looking better in LF lately.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woah, woah, woah

who programmed the Commentbot to make opinions?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is Commentbot 2.0, soco!

Get with the times!

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh snap!

Singularity is coming!

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spoiler alert: Commentbot v3.0 is Skynet.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Noooooo

You’ve doomed us all!

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

Soylent Green was Commentbot v3.0

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, it's people

IT’S PEEEEEOPLE!

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait --

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!!!! ?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it was Earth all along!

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You maniacs! You blew it up!

Damn you all to hell!

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate every ape I see

From chimpan-A to chimpanzee!
Oh, you’ll never make a monkey out of me!

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Doctor Zaius Doctor Zaius!

Doctor Zaius Doctor Zaius!

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

And rec'd

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is 4.0 Durga?

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

CommetBot V3.0 will soon be trying to find Sarah Connor

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our schedule gets brutal

after this series.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Not just that

but then immediately home for another 6 days or so without a break for any of it. At least it’s all on the West Coast, but still.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo!

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

With Haren, Webb and Davis on the mound. Like our chances, but wish we’d miss Lincecum.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lincecum

didn’t look so hot last time out.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lincecum

he’s so hot right now. Lincecum.

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, that's Hansel.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not so solid on Sunday

In 6 innings he gave up 6 hits, 5 runs (all earned), 4 walks and 8 strikeouts. Not his best outing.

by TwinnerA on Jul 22, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

You're just mad

because you didn’t ge picked for the Derelict campaign.

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by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've never even heard of it,

so you can derelick my balls.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

FO-3 Tracy gets it done

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

I honestly

did NOT expect Tracy to make that catch.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think he did either

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love vintage Randy Johnson.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I love vintage scotch

but Randy Johnson is nice too.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

:::hiccup!:::::

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love vintage cigars...

And vintage whiskey. Real Vintage Balasamic vinegar on fresh fruit or vanilla ice cream. Vintage Jeans. Vintage Cars. Vintage comic books.

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by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

We totally

gotta go hit up the Auld Dubliner one of these days, drink some whiskey, and smoke some cigars.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like vinyl

black and white movies, fedoras, the rhythm method, and typewriters. I’m like a million times more hipster than you.

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you more hipster, or are you a Humphrey Bogart character?

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am.

I like wearing a fedora and trenchcoat.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

I’m sappy and only listen to music that doesn’t even exist yet (that’s how awesome my refined musical taste is) so you be the judge.

(Not really on pretty much all counts)

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

mid 7th

- A. Ramirez flied out to deep left
- G. Soto fouled out to first
- M. DeRosa flied out to center
- End of Inning (0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors)

....It’s ROOT, ROOT, ROOT, for the DBACKS!< if they don’t win it’s a shame! for it’s one, two, three strikes you’re out, at the ol ballgame!

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on guys!

Romero showed you the way!

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

The wife says hello

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello!

Mrs Soco

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by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

She's busy making fun of Pinella

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

thumbs up!

You’re a lucky man!

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I trained her well

now if only the Jedi Code would stick.

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gracie calling for Lou to run out to get Harden out after 100 pitches.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

And it's amusing

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

They'll probably let him

finish the inning, unless things get ridiculous.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, Mark!

Two out home run right here. That’s all I’m asking.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

He walked

and now Harden is out of the game. I’ll take it!

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m okay with the walk.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take the walk for now

Which hopefully leads to something like a three run homer.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark

draws a walk. Harden at 107 pitches, Lou’s coming out to get him.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Piniella pimped us.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m guessing in case Randy goes back out and appears to tire.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if he pitches today.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Petit would

take his place.

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Petit it is

Micah got the call to the pen

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he can enter his final life form

and become a Father Tree, an elder to Piggies everywhere.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not really

(The bullpen is taxed, so they might use him as a reliever tonight)

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by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nerd!

Even Jane agrees with me.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who is more the nerd

Me for the reference, or you for getting it?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both of us

We’re both nerd, like the binary suns of Tatooine.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or the twin planets of

Tralus and Talus.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does that mean the Snakepit is Centerpoint Station?

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess so

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, Chris!

Two out, two RBI home run right here. That’s all I’m asking.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

That wasn't it, Chris

That wasn’t even a walk.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Harden stays in to face CY.

And immediately runs the count to 2-0.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Surprising

but the result is not, unfortunately.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think CY needs an eye test. He takes so many good pitches.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I think all of our hitters need to take a mandatory eye test.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our hitters

have taken a TON of fastballs right down Broadway lately.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I've noticed that too

What’s going on with that?

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you ever BEEN

on Broadway? It’s nuts!

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw

Cats there, as well as The Music Man.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa!

Micah’s out there

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:32 PM EDT reply actions  

There is now. No Owings tomorrow.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

running out of options in the pen?

If Micah had to go in today, Petit will start tomorrow in his place.

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think this is brilliant. Frankly, I think Micah might just be a pen guy. And I certainly have more confidence handing Petit the ball for a start than Pwnings.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Jul 21, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I live a block away from Broadway

Well, Broadway Boulevard in Tucson..

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Bah

That was in response to soco’s post above.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old man Johnson must be pooped out to take him out after 86 pitches.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe it's so we can get some offense.

The pitcher’s spot is due up third in the bottom of the inning.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m plenty happy with Randy out-pitching Rich Harden.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Um..... Pwnings?

I certainly hope this doesn’t bite us in the arse.

At least we won’t need to burn a bench player as a PH?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn you Owings, a walk?

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Leadoff BB to Edmonds.

Ugh…..

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

lead off walks

are NEVER good!

Come on Micah!

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

CoJack with the fairly easy fly

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Counting down the outs

At this point. White knuckle time.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Too close

for my taste.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can hardly watch I’m so nervous. Nice double play. Is that a first for Micah?

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm only doing an inning at a time

ain’t gonna tempt fate at this point!

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double play ball!

Nice to see.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that Micah's

first DP of the year??

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

I believe so and he turned it himself.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double play

Tracy turns it well and Micah stretches his balls to get the third out.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Due to recent events involving Chris Snyder,

please don’t make any “balls” jokes?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

But...but..

it was so appropriate!

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could

go for a few more Dbacks runs…

by AF DBacks Fanatic on Jul 21, 2008 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

I could go

for a drink.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds good

Don’t dare leave the computer, though.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could go

for both

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nothing to drink here but Diet Cherry Coke or Orange Crush! Need something stronger.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Orange Crush is pretty good

the occasional orange soda is something I can get behind.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmm

Orange soda and vanilla ice cream makes a delicious float.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Liquid Creamsicle

can’t go wrong with that.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’ll sometimes add some vodka in there, if we’ve got it in the house.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mid 8th

- M. Owings relieved R. Johnson
- J. Edmonds walked
- M. Fontenot hit for R. Cedeno
- M. Fontenot flied out to left
- D. Ward hit for R. Harden
- D. Ward grounded into double play first to shortstop to pitcher, J. Edmonds out at second
- End of Inning (0 Runs, 0 Hits, 0 Errors)

Score –
Good guys-1
Bad guys – ZERO

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Leadoff walk

Come on, Romero.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Snyder walks

Come on romero!

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Snyder walks

Cue easy joke.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Jul 21, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tony Clark PH for Micah. So, Qualls in the ninth. I’m a little terrified.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I can’t imagine why!

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Argh.....

Tony Clark pinch hitting for Micah.

So…. we just burned our starter for tomorrow by having him pitch ONE inning?

And…. TC flies out on the first pitch.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn't rule out

using him again tomorrow as a long reliever.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

Hadn’t considered that.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-0!!!!

Nice job, Drew and Snydes!!

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

SAFE SNYDER IS SAFE

TALK ABOUT BALLS SAYS MRSSOCO

BEARS CATHOLIC

CATS SLEEPING WITH MICE

CAN YOU BELIEVE IT

WHY AM I YELLING

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

2-0!

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Snyder just ran his balls off!

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

He used them

as a braking parachute.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Boy, those Drew triples are a thing of beauty, aren’t they?

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Jul 21, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Especially when he stops

at third base.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

+100

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

end of 8

- M. Fontenot at second
- B. Howry relieved R. Harden
- C. Snyder walked
- A. Romero flied out to center
- T. Clark hit for M. Owings
- T. Clark flied out to deep center
- S. Drew tripled to deep right, C. Snyder scored
- C. Jackson flied out to right
- End of Inning (1 Run, 1 Hit, 0 Errors)

Score:

YOUR ARIZONA DIAMONDBACKS -2
Them – ZERO!!!!!

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

If they’re my AZ Diamondbacks, I’m gonna make some personnel changes tomorrow.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Jul 21, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, Chad, please don’t suck tonight.

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty please?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Jul 21, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff walk

do not want.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Bob Melvin.

Do not want.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Maybe the Diamondbacks should just sign me...

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Goddammit.

Qualls with a leadoff walk. Argh, BoMel….

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Tracy bobbles it

two on, no out.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

and the wheels come off

again in the 9th.

Please get out of this guys!

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thankfully

you were premature on that.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I figured I had better

come up here and make amends!

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

what'd we say about

lead off walks?

Chad? Earth to Chad?

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Whatever happened to the Qualls we all used to know and love? Walking Theriot??? You kidding me???

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Jul 21, 2008 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

Chad, next time, run to the bag, don’t stop for him to throw the ball to you.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

And.....

the other Chad can’t handle a double play ball, so we have 1st and 2nd nobody out.

Chads on defense = teh suck.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I think, right now, I hate all Chads.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

I mean, I love Tracy—he’s our best hitter on the team these days. But he is NOT the best guy at defense.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Need some magic now

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

GODDAMMIT QUALLS

STOP…. SUCKING

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

And Micah

is not closing this out… why?

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That's why

I was annoyed, too.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better

That double play works. Runner at third, two outs.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh!!

DP!! Runner on 3rd, 2 outs.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

GIDP

TAKE THAT YOU FAT CUBS FANS

Now finish them!

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Fatality!

I mean, Shutout!

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double play. One more out needed. Please??

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Shut your dumb face Ramirez

the ump doesn’t care about your whining.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH

WE WIN

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

4-3 groundout!

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

No. 291 for Randy Johnson! We win!

by TwinnerA on Jul 21, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

And more importantly

49th win for the Diamondbacks!

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

GAME!!

RJ wins #291 and we complete the shutout!!

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 21, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UP YOURS CUB FANS!!!!!!

Good guys win!

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 21, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD WE WON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The team that continues to disappoint, the Arizona Diamondbacks.

by srdmad on Jul 21, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Woohoo!

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Jul 21, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Woooooooooh!

Shutouts are beautiful to watch. Nicely done, guys.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 21, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay!

RJ gets the much deserved win!

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 21, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

That was more stressful than I'd have liked

but what can you do?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 21, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

But

it was exciting and we won!

by TwinnerA on Jul 22, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Guys?

We just shut out and 2-hit the 2nd highest scoring team in the majors.

Poor Harden—7 innings of 1 hit ball and the loss.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Poor nothing

screw that guy.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude,

he’s probably going to stub his toe tomorrow or something like that and go on the DL, and then you’ll feel bad….

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me? Feel bad?

Come on.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I mean,

he’s not one of your employees, or anything.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

That is something to be damned proud of.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tough luck for Harden

But hey our Haren has suffered from crappy luck too

by singaporedbacksfan on Jul 22, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

So my secret mojo tonight

as I was wearing a St. Louis Cardinals hat. Apparently it worked!

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Sweeeeeet......

I was actually going to ask.

You’d better nail that to your head the next two days!

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't do that, he already has a screw loose

Hardeharhar. ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

My boss might give me strange looks

if I go in with it one tomorrow.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think

Vlad the Impaler did that to some Turks once.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gave them strange looks

or staple Cardinals hats to their heads?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well it was nails, not staples,

and they were turbans, not Cards hats, but….

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

saw that going much worse

in the 9th there

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Jul 22, 2008 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

PHEW!!!!!

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Jul 22, 2008 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

I wonder if Alex Romero got his home run ball back? If I caught it, I would gladly give it back.

by TwinnerA on Jul 22, 2008 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

I think he does, yeah,

if the fan will give it back. Altho—wasn’t it in the bullpen?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

That'd be funny

if they didn’t give it back.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody go tell Hillary

that it’s safe for her to come visit.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2008 12:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Silverblood? She might be feeling icky judging by the score of the Rockies/Dodgers game.

by TwinnerA on Jul 22, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

So we shouldn't

pop in there, eh?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Hilary's not online tho....

she hasn’t been on AIM very much lately.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, fancy

I forgot DirectTV was doing a free preview of MLB Extra Innings. Wooh, free baseball!

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

It’s kind of nice watching pitchers give up home runs and just not care either way.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

O rly?

What channels??

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, channels 720 to 749, looks like. Though, oddly, some of them still pop up with the “Channel not purchased” message.

I’m watching the Indians and the Angels on 742 right now.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Weird local ads

“If you buy your engagement ring from us, and it rains on your wedding day, your ring is free!”

Huh?

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

DUDE

That is kind of awesome. I wish it had rained on our wedding day. Instead it was like 85 and my family freaked out about how “hot” it was.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got married in Vegas, in August

I have no sympathy for your family’s lack of heat tolerance.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me either, to be honest

I kept going, “Uh? who here is sick, wearing a pound of make up and in a dress made of not breathable fabric? Yea, shut up.”

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

The answer:

me.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

SHEKET B'VAKASHA

Mr. Got-9-hours-sleep-and-hung-out-chillaxing-all-morning.

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by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is that Klingon?

;-)

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I totally speak Klingon. ;)

(By the way, that means “Quiet, please.” and is actually quite polite but it sounds REALLY angry when you say it out loud.)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was watching Frasier

a week or two ago, and it was the episode where Frasier flies to Boston for his son’s bar mitzvah, and one of his coworkers has claimed to be teaching him Hebrew, but actually taught him all the same words in Klingon.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know it

easiest Sunday, ever.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I assume

that means that you didn’t have your bachelor party the night before?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I purposedly

had it on Friday night.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent planning.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

You should have gotten married during a cooler part of the year. Seriously.

by TwinnerA on Jul 22, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me?

It was May, what else do people want?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

In our defense

We were getting married in January but my grandmother kiboshed that by passing away on the day before our two year dating anniversary (Jan 16th) and so the month of January soured. February is Valintine’s Day, March is my birthday, we have like 9 family members with birthdays in April and I refused to get married in June, July, August or September. So it was the best idea at the time.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate

how complicated weddings can be.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Amen

I am really really really glad that it is over with. I felt like I spent the last six months justifying myself to people who had no business in caring about our wedding. I wanted to pull my hair out.

We did get some pretty pictures though, and stories that are now hilarious that we can pass down. If we did it over again though, we would have gotten married at Chase Field and rent out the pool or a sky box or something. Or Elope. ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Like I said, we almost ended up eloping just to escape from all that bullshit.

Luckily, we didn’t—and didn’t end up getting married at all.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Lack of planning, eh?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was convenient

We were helping a friend move from Flagstaff to Utah, and figured “Well, we can just drive through there anyway, so….”

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

You’re such a romantic.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jul 22, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I almost

did that once.

Good thing I didn’t.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Married in Vegas?

Timm and I almost did that the weekend we started dating.

And by almost, I mean more like we joked about it a lot and I think we were just trying to say we liked each other with out the risk of being shot down. ;)

It would have been cool though. I always wanted to elope and then tell people months later.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, my wife thinks so.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

He is just jealous

He didn’t want the huge white wedding I foisted on to him.

We originally thought San Diego beach with ten people.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

D'oh

Want to know the worst part? I never learned to read.

Disregard this last post.

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by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

So you keep claiming....

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

It happens.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow. Where are they from?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Jul 22, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Iowa

To them it was the worst heat wave EVER! Though they all kept commenting, “At least it is a dry heat.” which made me laugh cause… well. It wasn’t HEAT.

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by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol. Sounds like a Midwestern thing. Most of my family’s from Minnesota and they loooove to kvetch about the heat.

Several of them came to visit a couple summers ago, when we had nearly a full week of 114 degree days. They swore they’d never come back.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Jul 22, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

If only that worked

on Cubs fans.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Amen.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Jul 22, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe if they open the roof and turn the AC off they will go back to their holes.

by TwinnerA on Jul 22, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’d be great. I’m usually cold when I go to games anyway

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Jul 22, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Could try offering them a slice of pepper-jack cheese. It was deemed “unbearably hot” by the midwestern arm of the family. I think my aunt actually had to go lie down.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Jul 22, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Conversely

offer a hotdog with just ketchup. Guaranteed to keep most of them away.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

GASP

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Jul 22, 2008 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I said it.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now I think I have to go lie down

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Jul 22, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude.....

no need to hate on ALL Chicagoans. Chicago dogs are DELICIOUS.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

White Sox fans are cool

of course, and they have a lot of good food.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice recovery.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

No recovery needed

I was being serious in saying a good way to piss of someone from Chicago is with a ketchup hotdog, but not serious in saying that’s all I’d eat. Mustard, relish, and onions for me.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

But if it's real Chicago relish,

it has to be that weird neon blue-green relish that you can really only find in Chicago.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

If it is

cut up pickles in some kind of brine or soak, I will it eat it on a hot dog.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

But what if it's

cut up cucumbers in some kind of brine or soak?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

NO

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

If you soaked an old tire in vinegar for long enough you could probably eat it on a hot dog.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Jul 22, 2008 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I probably would

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I DO like almost anything pickled….

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's also really hard to find real chicago sport peppers

The only place in Tucson that sells them is The Sausage Shop on Prince Rd,

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by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

I absolutely LOVE

The Sausage Shop. So many kinds of delicious meat there.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Classic post

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

ummm.

Hmm. Do I take the easy response?

Nahh.

Maybe the Diamondbacks should just sign me...

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2008 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, actually, a place I also love,

(and this is getting into the range of the super silly, even though I’m being completely serious) is a chain of two delis in Tucson called Dickman’s Meat.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

You should invite

Reynolds out to lunch there.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

You think he'd be down?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

He might go down

yeah.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've never actually been to dickman's

There’s one by mainstreet billiards on camino seco and broadway, which is a hop and a skip from where I live. What’s good there?

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by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

At Dickman's?

It’s been awhile but IIRC, they have some brilliant roast beef sandwiches.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I like a good roast beef or pastrami on rye. I’ve been craving a good Rueben sandwhich for a while now. I went to Arby’s and got one… but it wasn’t very good. Bread should have been fried in butter, and there should have been some russian dressing on it. Quite dissapointing.

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by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mmmmmm..... Reuben....

definitely a fan.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

The dude loves the sausage

who are we to judge?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know about it too?

They have some brilliant sandwiches there too. They carry some hard to find sausages and meats.

Being of Polish descent I was a bit disspointed in their kielbasa though. Not nearly garlicky enough.

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by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

I think the newspaper was trying to say that the White Sox-Cubs rivalry only goes one way, which seemed to go contrary to much of what I’ve heard from fans on both end.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's true

the White Sox are considerably more successful, but the Tribune owns (well, for now) the Cubs, which helps their popularity.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Chicago dogs ARE delicious

My mom’s side of the family are all from Chicago. Take a nice all Beef Frank and put in on bun, top it off with mustard, diced onion, tomato, a pickle slice, a sport pepper, and some celery salt… DELICIOUS

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by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

And relish and ketchup.

I usually ask for extra sport peppers, too.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll agree with the relish and extra sport peppers

But ketchup is nasty. It’s one of the few foods I don’t like.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ketchup can be good

in right dosages. Too much and whatever it is you eat is too sweet.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

But ketchup

is teh vegetable!!!!!!!!!!

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

That

doesn’t even make sense?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tell that

to George Herbert Walker Bush.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Meh

There are very few ways I find ketchup palatable. 1. As an ingredient in something else. 2. On corned beef hash or home fries. (which I’d rather have hot sauce on instead)

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by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

Aha!

So you do at least partially like it!

I guess one way to look at it is the “special” sibling of a good barbeque sauce.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just hate how ketchup gets put on every thing

One of my half sister’s kids used to put it on quesadillas. I was appalled by this affront to god.

Oh. And the only ketchup i’ll eat is heinz. Most ketchups are too sweet.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

As long as I can remember,

my dad has put ketchup on scrambled eggs.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I used to do that

but now I prefer hot sauce or salsa.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

I put hot sauce on my non-omelet eggs—as well as on hash browns, grits, and everything else that I can order at Waffle House.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

mmm.

Waffle House.

Convinced my friends to go there after prom instead of IHOP. Better food, and way less crowded.

I win.

Maybe the Diamondbacks should just sign me...

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2008 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I went there

during my bachelor party. In Tempe there is one sharing a parking lot with the strip club Christie’s.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

You went to Waffle House

for your bachelor party?? A man after my own heart!!

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well

it wasn’t the only part of the night. The whole affair was low key, but I wouldn’t trade the night for the world.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, I got that.

But, still…. if I ever get engaged again, I would TOTALLY stop at Waffle House at some point during the night of the bachelor party.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Drunken political discussions

at a Waffle House while covered in stripper glitter? Does life get better?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

You could be smoking a Cuban at the same time. :-(

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

restaurants and smoking is no good here.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

There was a time.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cheaper, and better.

That’s how you used to be able to tell that you’re south of the Mason-Dixon line—the IHOPs become Waffle Houses.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I like grits

with a thick layer of melted butter, a healthy dash of salt and pepper, and nothing else.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm a BIG fan of grits.

Always have been. Must be my southern roots. :-\ Toss in a lot of butter, let it melt, throw on some hot sauce, then mix it all together.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm down with grits

As long as they’re not the instant or quick cooking variety. I’m with ‘skins on the butter and hot sauce topping. Or cheese.

Polenta is pretty much the same thing, and I really dig that. Especially when you spread it out on a pan, chill it, cut it into pieces, and fry it butter. then top it off with some cheese.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Polenta is so good

my mom used to make it all the time.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I definitely don’t mind me some cheese grits, either.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hate it when

a place just floats the slab of cheese on top, instead of mixing it in.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't mind that.

That’s pretty standard, I think.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I tried grits for the first time a few months ago

Not a fan, personally.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Did you have

good grits?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or at least

True Grit?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Given it’s the only time I’ve had grits, I couldn’t say.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

No southern roots, eh?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have no southern roots

But I still like Grits.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not so far as I know

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

According to soco I have faux southern roots

But I have to admit that the only grits I truly like are my Grandma’s and other than that some grits have LYE in it so I avoid it in public.

Yuck.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Umm...

A lot of foods are cured with lye. Hominey(corn) and olives just to name a few.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good reason to avoid olives, too.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

See, and I am so NOT okay with that.

S’poison. POISON.

(SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Soap is made with lye

Are you going to stop using that too?

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

But I don't eat soap.

And I generally use organic soap if I can help it.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Organic soap is made with lye

Seriously. It’s kinda hard to make soap without an alkali base like sodium hydroxide or potassium hydroxide.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

This doesn't address

the fact that you don’t eat lye.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

You rub it all over your body though, don't you?

My point is that it’s just silly attitude to have. If it was dangerous to eat a product that’s cured with lye, they wouldn’t be on the market.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

But her main argument

is she doesn’t want to eat it. So then talking about soap is ridiculous because she’s not going to eat it.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

I understand the arguement

I mean, if mrssoco really wants to avoid lye cured products, that’s fine. I just see that as being overly cautious, and as a total hassle, since most foods don’t specifically say that they aren’t lye cured or not. And you can’t always find an alternative product that is of similar quality.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

You have a thing against poison?

You DO realize that oxygen is poisonous to your Central Nervous System, right?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Faux southern roots?

How does THAT happen?

I was born in NoVA…

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was raised in Misery

(Or Missouri) Living with my dad in the summer and in part of the year. I lived in a town of 896 people and I always thought it was southern, but apparently it isn’t up to the mister’s standards. ;)

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by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm.....

yeah, Missoura is butternut, kinda like southern IL or southern IN.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

But I still had a southern accent

Fancy that. ;)

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by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's hot.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

When I first moved to Tucson,

I had a Boston accent. :-P

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 2:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tell me you said Wicked.

We talk about moving to Boston simply to get our kids to say “wicked” in casual conversation.

It is one of my favorite accents! :)

(Also, thanks! I had to train myself out of the southern accent. People deduct 20 IQ points when you speak.)

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by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 2:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Awww

I like accents on girls.

Well, most of them.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

See, looking back I liked my accent

But I was 13 and middle schoolers are mean. I still slip when I am drunk, around family or just really tired. soco thinks it is hilarious.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

when I get tired,

I slip back into the Texas drawl, and I won’t hear the end of it for weeks.

Maybe the Diamondbacks should just sign me...

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2008 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, the number of things that can be blamed on middle school kids

I have a tendency to pick up accents of people around me. And a tendency to demand that people drinking vodka in my house speak in Russian accents.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.....

whenever I’m drinking vodka with my boy, we just start talking in Russian accents for an hour or so.

I’ve got a bit of an ability to pick up accents myself, esp. while drinking.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 2:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

DEFINITELY A FAN

of accents on girls.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 2:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't believe

I ever said “wicked”, sorry. Could it be because this was 16 years ago?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 2:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

I guess I can forgive you. ;) I don’t even know if people in Boston actually say “wicked” I just love it in movies and some how want to get my kids to do it. With the thick Boston accent. But I don’t want to move there. (I don’t like cold) so I might be fighting a losing battle. :)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not only is it cold there,

but it’s not the fun cold, where you get a lot of snow but sunny winter days. Nope, it’s the nasty cold, where it snows but also rains a lot, so you get dirty slush everywhere. Oh, and it’s sunny for only about 8 days a year.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

See, I am out at more than two weeks of weather

below like… 60. I don’t do even marginally cold. Flagstaff killed me for my love of cold weather.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 2:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Awwwww.

I LOVE cold weather.

I guess we can’t get married if you and soco ever divorce. :-( That, or else I’ll have to move to a warm climate.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Soco likes the cold weather as well

He wants to move to Buffalo, New York. We figure Seattle or San Diego is a nice compromise. I am a pretty nice wife, I rarely force him into anything. ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Isn’t that what they all say?

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 2:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

(Right after I posted that, my wife realized the laptop was in another room. Her exact words: “Maybe I’ll go get it. Or maybe I’ll sit here and poke you until you go get it.”)

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 2:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

See, I ask soco politely for stuff and then give him the wibble lips and he will do it. But in the BIG things, I won’t force him to do those things. Cause yes. I don’t want the long term effects of forcing him into stuff. :D

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 2:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just tell my wife that she owes me, I lived in Utah for three years for her.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh. Utah. She does owe you. ;)

Though it could of been worse, think about Wyoming, or Montana!

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or New Jersey!

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey!

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Jul 22, 2008 6:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

True

At least Salt Lake City wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. Though it was 80 miles away.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

True

At least Salt Lake City wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. Though it was 80 miles away.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Devin! Your manners!

Besides, we’re supposed to be hitting on her, remember?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have manners?

When did that happen?

Besides, I do my best flirting in person. So I figure I’ll wait until Mark Reynolds’s birthday.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, you'll have to hit on her enough for the both of us,

since I’ll be elsewhere. :-(

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hah,

I am pretty sure his wife would not be amused. ;) But I will just pretend you are hitting on me, and all will right itself. This will also keep me from thinking about you getting eaten by a shark.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 3:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

True.

We might have to stop seeing each other like this, since your jealous husband last night said that he’s sending all his shark friends to eat me.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yes, Jealous jealous husband.

He wouldn’t know jealousy if it bit him on the nose. It just isn’t how he rolls. The sharks comment was probably just to keep you in line. ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know,

but still, if he DOES have shark friends, I’d rather not meet them. I’ll already have my hands tied with killing all the other sharks I’m going to see.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't worry about it

Riff and the rest of the Jets have got your back.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Badda bing!

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

I figure, this way, I get time to do it without you cramping my style. =)

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

You talk a big game. ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 3:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's what I'm good at

When I was younger, I read a quote that stuck with me through all my days: “To an Irishman, talking is a dance.” And a dance I enjoy, at that.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 3:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

You've apparently

never met me, if you think he talks a big game….

(Look for Jenny or Emily to agree with me any second now)

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 3:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's true.

Maybe the Diamondbacks should just sign me...

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2008 3:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap.....

on cue, no less!

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 3:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

when needed, I come when called.
:-)

Maybe the Diamondbacks should just sign me...

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 22, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you really think that you should encourage ‘Skins?

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

OOO! Should be fun. ;)

Speaking of which, I might want to get our house presentable by then.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 3:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm.....

I’m not really sure why anyone would want to move to Buffalo…. is it so he can see his Bills?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 3:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Close to the Canadian border in case he wants to flee the country?

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm.....

I’m not really sure why anyone would want to move to Buffalo…. is it so he can see his Bills?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 3:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't want Buffalo

I want to go to New York.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 9:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Gross

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah. That’s what they make Cholula for.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Jul 22, 2008 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good stuff

I developed a fondness for Cholula since that’s what they served at the good Mexican restaurant in our city in Utah. That place was awesome, made me feel like I never left Arizona- you walk in, and realize you’re the only person there who wasn’t raised speaking Spanish.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you implying

that there are non-whites in Utah?

News to me.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

There are some

It’s not an unheard of thing for a young Mormon lad to go off to some foreign land on his mission and end up marrying a woman he met there and converted. Plus, one of the factories nearby did have enough illegal immigrants working there to draw an INS raid last year.

And some estimates put the number of black citizens in Utah at nearly triple digits.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Triple digits? Damn.....

That’s almost 10% as many as in Tucson.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

But wait a second --

how many of them are football players at BYU or Utah?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thinking, actually....

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome.

Free beisbol.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it's great

Looks like it runs through the 23rd, according to what I found online.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's a damned shame

that I’m leaving town. :-(

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s what you get for not checking the TV before planning when your ancestors were born.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap....

you’re right!!

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

I usually am.

It’s a burden I’ve learned to live with.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

13-0

Our Future Hall of Fame pitcher versus the cubbies!

WTG Randy on win 291

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

That is really cool. I didn’t know it.

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Jul 22, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

In 14 starts vs. the Cubs I believe. That’s pretty impressive.

by TwinnerA on Jul 22, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wow....

Rockies have cut the lead to 8.

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm hoping for a shocking comeback

Be nice to get back into sole possession of first…

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

That would be

so totally sweet….

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

They could do it!

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

Valverde blew chunks in the top of the 9th at home vs. Pittsburgh. In 1/3 of an inning he gave up 5 hits, 6 earned runs, 1 walk and 2 homers and Houston lost 9-3. YIKES!

by TwinnerA on Jul 22, 2008 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Jebus.....

yeah, that trade is looking SO bad….

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dear Chad Qualls

Maybe we don’t hate you as we thought. Sorry about all that.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Qualls deal looking pretty good

eh? Eh?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, for tonight it is at least.

by TwinnerA on Jul 22, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

'Skins and Zephon

I think I figured it out. I’m almost certain the place I was thinking of was Long Wong’s Anyone been there to remind me if it is any good?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions  

Long Wongs

Yeah, I’ve been there. It’s been a loooooooong time though. I don’t even remember what I ordered.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ooooohh.....

yeah, never been there, but I know exactly the place you’re talking about.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

There are

Long Wong’s here in the Valley.

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2008 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

I hope

you’re not talking about yourself?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL!

nope, not this time.

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2008 1:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Mill and University

was the main one and they had live bands on the weekend. There are other ones in Scottsdale, and Phoenix.

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2008 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's one at 19th Ave and Dunlap

Might have to check it out next time I go to Bookmans.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dodgers announcers

just called the Dbacks game a “masterpiece” by Randy Johnson.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Validation!

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

No mention of the one-hitter by Harden? Kind of gets forgotten when you lose.

by TwinnerA on Jul 22, 2008 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, he did.

He did a recap in detail of the game, and mentioned that Harden allowed one hit, but since it was a homer, he ended up with the loss.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

Just heard on the radio from Dave Burns on KTAR that Lou Piniella had a meltdown after the game. Details coming up later.

by TwinnerA on Jul 22, 2008 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Wow. Lou’s a little high-strung, isn’t he?

"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson

by Scrbl on Jul 22, 2008 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

A little?

Ya think?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I wanted to hear that, but was unfortunately in the grocery store until the post-game show was over. Did anyone hear it?

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

He wasn’t yelling, but going on about how in batting practice they hit it all over the park and then during the game they don’t so they are going to just skip batting practice tomorrow. Wasn’t really much after all. He was just pissed that they lost.

by TwinnerA on Jul 22, 2008 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Tool-o with a 5 hit night.

16-10 now in the 9th…. Jonathan Broxton is coming in now.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

So his average is up to .192. What a Tool.

by TwinnerA on Jul 22, 2008 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh

lock all the restaurants in the Denver area, because Broxton has come to party.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

The buffet at Sizzler

has just hastily closed its doors early.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sizzler

shudder

Bad bad bad bad memories at Sizzler.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Food poisoning?

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by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Two separate times

It is (and might still be) my dad’s favorite restaurant. I got so sick both times I was put in the hospital. shudder Even if I SEE a Sizzler’s I get a cold sweat.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why so serious?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

The only time

I’ve ever gotten food poisoning (knocks wood) was when I was in NYC in May and I bought some noodles from a street vendor in Chinatown.

Unfortunately, I was supposed to hang out with Hilary that night. :-(

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

My bad memories are from Wendy’s in Tucson on Speedway. Shudder.

by TwinnerA on Jul 22, 2008 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I like that Wendy’s.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Granted

I like the Wendy’s in Casa Grande (the one at the outlet mall, right off I-10) better, but still.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's a Wendy's

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

It made me sick enough that I didn’t eat at any Wendy’s for at least 10 years after that. Then the first time I go back I am at the drivethru and see a rat running around the menu board. I couldn’t believe it. But since I was already in line and had placed my order I took a chance and lived.

by TwinnerA on Jul 22, 2008 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

I give myself

food poisoning at least once a month. zI let stuff sit out way too long before cooking it or putting it back in the fridge. Luckily, I’ve never gotten ghastly ill from anything.

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2008 1:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've never had any serious food poisoning

I’m trained to have a restaurant running at a extremely high level of food safety and sanitation. I honestly can’t eat at some places because it’s easy for me to see grievious errors in food handling.

Buffets, Chinese, and Mexican restaurants are the worse. Sometimes I’ll ask how long something has been left out for service. If they don’t know, or they won’t tell me, I won’t eat there.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's how you know its good

you can’t go to generic -tos Mexican place in Arizona unless you’re being served by some dude with hairy dirty arms.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Precisely.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haha!!

I always eat at Nico’s or Losbetos simply BECAUSE they’re always failing health inspections. That’s how you KNOW that they’re authentic!

Plus, I got a girl’s # who worked at Losbetos once. Except that she didn’t really speak English, so I had to exercise my Spanish. :-\

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I took my friend

who was drunk at the time, to Betos late at night, and the car in front of us was a taxi, with some girl hanging out also drunk.; I convinced him to hit on her while she vomited; he probably could have gotten lucky that night if they hadn’t driven away right then.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like something

I would do.

Wow…. suddenly I feel sheisty.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well I do eat at Los Betos and Viva Burrito

And I know both have a terrible track record.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

All I have to say about Betos is

Meow.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Los Gatos

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

The only place

that I’m scared off of is a Mexican place in Yuma called Chile Pepper, that had a Hep C breakout a few years ago. Still kind of gives me the willies.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Viva is up there too.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good precaution

he can shovel down fajitas, one hand per skillet.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey!

There’s Miggy Batista!

4-11 with a 6.98 ERA. :-(

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

So should one of us

do the recap?

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:12 AM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap

we’re almost to 800 comments.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Once again

the only flag they get to raise is the attendance pennant.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Love it!

since sprinkled throughout their threads were disparaging comments about DBack fans not defending their ground once again, that the cubs have a home series here against us….

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2008 1:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad

their subpar road record continued.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

I didn’t make an overflow thread during the game because this one didn’t really seem to be slowing down, but afterwards, I checked, and was like, “Holy crap! We’re at over 620 comments!”

Doesn’t really seem justified to make an overflow thread when we’re just having a bunch of OT discussions.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Us? OT?

Your kidding. ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

OMG

You’re kidding.

I can’t believe I made that slip.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 2:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Neither could I, actually.

It’s okay. It happens. ;-)

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 2:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

You can usually guess if we won or loss, depending on the tone (or lack of) post-game conversation.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Too true

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is true.

When we lose, especially when it’s a really deflating loss, we all just sorta slunk away…

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

tonight's win

was as big of a boost to me as last nights lose was deflating.

so I guess I’m back at square one…..

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2008 1:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds like a bad

Brian McKnight song.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

The win tonight

looked like the Dbacks in ‘02 or ‘07.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Tonight’s team was the team we love to watch.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I think

tonight’s team was also partly the team we get frustrated with and then love them anyway.

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2008 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

I don’t begrudge them having problems against a good pitcher.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's true too

And defense was great and RJ was pretty good. But we also had a lot of nerves for the bullpen!

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2008 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

They were largely undeserved. Other than lead-off walks, both pitchers out of the bullpen did what they needed. Heck, Qualls got two double-play balls on consecutive batters.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, that's what I figured too

And I know most of the OT was after the game, though at some point tonight, you all really might want to consider taking it to IM or something. :)

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2008 1:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm back home

And have a recap alomst ready, so no probs! :-)

by Jim McLennan on Jul 22, 2008 1:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Whew

dodged a bullet.

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 1:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

How much of the game

did you get to witness?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

More or less

All of it from the middle of the first, albeit with no sound, and occasionally around comedians. I did get to make some notes though, so that’s what my recap will mostly be. Hey, take what you can get! :-)

by Jim McLennan on Jul 22, 2008 2:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, no, I wasn't even thinking of it in terms of that.

I was just worried that perhaps you missed too much of this marvelous win.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 2:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good, because I didn't see most of the game :)

When I got home in the 6th, I was so used to being away from MLB EI that I forgot I could watch it!!

by snakecharmer on Jul 22, 2008 1:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Screw you guys

I’m taking my football and going home.

::Huffs off::

Knock off the hippie crap, strap on a helmet, and start shooting. This is baseball, Diamondbacks, I want you to storm that beach like it's Normandy!

by soco on Jul 22, 2008 2:03 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm going to bed

Good night all!

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 22, 2008 2:05 AM EDT reply actions  

See ya tomorrow!

same time, same channel

Will Hope Prevail?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 22, 2008 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

All right

I am ready to sleep. :) Lates.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 22, 2008 3:12 AM EDT reply actions  

*Warning* Padding ahead.

With this post, we’re only 9 short of 900!!

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 12:52 PM EDT reply actions  

8.

The team that continues to disappoint, the Arizona Diamondbacks.

by srdmad on Jul 22, 2008 6:35 PM EDT reply actions  

6 now.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is comment

901.

I’m now posting in mortal fear that this thread will collapse under its own mass and become a black hole. Be afraid, Snakepit. Be VERY afraid.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m now posting in hopes that this thread will collapse under its own mass and become a black hole. Mwa-ha-ha-ha—ha-ha-ha!

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

STOP IT!!!

THIS THREAD’S ABOUT TO IMPLODE!!!!!

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 22, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

About to do nothing, Mr. Skins- it has already begun! And there’s nothing you can do to stop it!

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."

by kishi on Jul 22, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

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