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Gameday Thread, #94: 7/12 vs. Phillies

Arizona Diamondbacks at Philadelphia Phillies, Jul 12, 2008 3:55 PM EDT


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Randy Johnson
LHP, 5-7, 5.18

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Adam Eaton
RHP, 3-7, 5.20

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Important to win this one, otherwise we are guaranteed to have a losing record going into the All-Star break. This puts a lot of weight onto the Big Unit's shoulder, as he goes for career win #289 #290 - sorry, force of habit, after it took him nine attempts to get the last one. I'm certainly hoping to see him go deep into the game, as the bullpen is stilll icing its collective elbow, after the burden of back-to-back extra-inning games.



The lineups are given above; some shakeup, with Drew batting leadoff, and Mark Reynolds returning to third-base after his "mental health" day of rest, which will hopefully clear his mind of the cobwebs which plagued him on Thursday. Again, however, the bottom half of the order is not one that strikes much fear in me; in the past three weeks, he's batting .186 [13-for-70], with only five walks. He has one home-run since the start of June too. He certainly isn't looking like the long-term solution in CF right now.

Should be about for almost all of this one. I like Saturday afternoon games. There will be beer, snacks and, let's hope, a Diamondbacks win, with Johnson continuing the return to form shown in his last start.

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Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Jul 12, 2008 3:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Only

the 2nd or 3rd time he’s been there this year.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

There goes the no-hitter for Eaton! Nice start for Drew with a single.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions  

here we go

nice start

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

AWESOME!!

It’s the Fox national game! I’ve got it on the TV in SD!

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't

I’ve got the stupid Mets/Rockies here in Wyoming

by AF DBacks Fanatic on Jul 12, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

now, concentrate

and get us the win

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm working on it....

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have to score Drew from 3rd!!

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

drew nearly got himself

thrown out on an easy first to third

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Jul 12, 2008 4:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes!

Drew scores from 3rd on the base hit by Trace after O-Dawg fails!

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Eaton rifles the third strike to ODawg

:::lesigh::: no-one will get that joke

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

oops

Tracy. Trace is my nephew.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 4:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Trace Utley?

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, Tracy is smokin'

at the moment.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

That can't be healthy

You’d think the team doctor would put a stop to that.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark Grace did it...

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

During a game?

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, remember?

He used to sneak down to the clubhouse tunnel.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Had slipped my mind.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He couldn’t go an entire game without a smoke? I can when I’m at a game.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another run scored by CoJack on the hit by Reynolds!

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a hit.

Groundout.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice to get an early lead

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

2-0!

Mark beats it out.

Have I mentioned how much I love the new, faster Mark?

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Both

Mark and CoJack have gotten much faster, it seems, in the offseason.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he can run away from us easier

as we stalk him:-(

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speak for yourself.

I was a track star in HS. 7 events senior yr.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

fair enough

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

we're only allowed 4 max

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Jul 12, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

So were we.

Didn’t do any more than 4 at any one meet, but did 7 over the course of the season. Whatever they needed from me.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

CYK.

(It’s not like KY. KY means something fun is about to happen. CYK means teh suck.)

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Not that the ump would have called it

but why did Young run around the catcher on that dropped 3rd strike? Wouldn’t that be interference?

by golfmanthee on Jul 12, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

He didn't want

to get called FOR interference if he hits the catcher.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a bad start at all

Two runs is a help, and the lack of Chase Utley is no bad thing either. Of course, Young goes down swinging to end the inning – and I sense a 1-2-3 for us in the second. Still, that’d turn the order over to the decent half of the lineup again…

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll see your 1-2-3

and raise you a struck out side

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Jul 12, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice CS

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Really?

Only the 2nd all year??

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like seeing Hammock out there catching Randy. And I hate it when they get a hit on a check swing.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah.

And I hate Jimmy Rollins.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

so pesky

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not sure yet

whether this is good Randy, but the result is all that matters.

And K’ing Ryan Howard is always fun.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:18 PM EDT reply actions  

really?

K-ing Mark Reynolds is a bigger accomplishment than that

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Jul 12, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I lost track of who was ahead in Ks awhile ago.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Howard is still the

KKIng

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Jul 12, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

127 K's

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Jul 12, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mis read that as

f**king Mark Reynolds,:::blush,blush:::

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

And...

hotclaws vanishes from the thread for the next ten minutes. :-)

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Solid work by Johnson

The first hit worried me, but he picks the runner off, gets the next one swinging and, then, after a total fluke of a bloop by Rollins, K’s the HR leader in their first ever face-off. Good work, though a few too many pitches, perhaps.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I am not here, I am totally packing

But if I WAS here, I would say that it is weird not hearing Gracie and/or Sutton ramble. I know some people don’t love them, but other commentators seem a bit bland.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo

I am an idiot. Never mind.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're packing?

Remind me not to tease you anymore. Is that how you keep soco in line?

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

The only responses I can come up with are perverted so instead I say

I WISH it was packing heat, instead it is packing, IN THE HEAT.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oooh

Perverted responses please? Sounds funny.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

No.

Cause I’m a laaaaady. ;)

Plus, I think it needs intonation.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Doubtful?

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks to video games, I’ve listened to Matt Vasgersian a lot.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

soco's keys to the game

1) Pack boxes
2) Make non sequiturs
3) Dessert?

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 4:22 PM EDT reply actions  

2.

isn’t really anything new.

Neither is 3., but it’s necessary.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm always

on topic!

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that topic the same topic everyone else is discussing?

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, by definition,

if you’re not, you MAKE it the topic.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's got a hazelnut in every bite

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Brazil nuts are good

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

What’s with Romero at the plate? He keeps doing this thing where, as soon as the pitcher releases the ball, he obviously relaxes, because he’s not going to swing. Is he that good at recognizing the pitch, or does he just always decide before the pitch if he’ll swing or not?

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s up with that? I couldn’t believe he didn’t even have the bat up on his shoulder.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm watching the game

But I won’t be around much in the GDT unless something amazing happens.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 12, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Randy looked caught off-guard that he made contact there.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorta

like when Augie hit his home run in Baltimore last year.

“Wait—what? WTF… did I do that??”

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

To no great surprise

A 1-2-3 inning. Now, let’s move on…

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 4:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Would love a 1-2-3 inning for the Phillies to follow.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice K

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

1-2-3 for Randy

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm getting scared to post praise

for fear of jinxing something

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Go for it!

We never hesitate to heap on abuse when they suck.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Johnson pouring in the strikes

21 in 27 pitches. If he can keep up that kind of rate, we might get seven innings out of him. The bullpen would be very, very grateful for that. Be nice to get a few more runs though, just in case of a Johnson meltdown.

Speaking of which, one of the Fox keys to the game was “Not your father’s Big Unit.” I believe a conventions of psychiatrists is now being planned to discuss the psycho-sexual ramifications of that one…

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

More

Mark Grace headscratchers.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

So this might be a good time to mention

that I did my first two open water dives this morning…. and I’m still feeling a little weird, so my posts might be even more randon and strange than usual.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Errrr.... *random

See what I mean??

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dainbramaged

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The air

feels so easy to breathe up here out of the water… but feels a little thin.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sounds scary to me. Good for you.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feels odd to be out of the sea.

But I am part of this world.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why would you want

to be part of their world anyways?

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Biggest thing we saw

were a couple bat rays, the largest was about 6 feet across. Only went down to 47 feet though. Tomorrow we’re going down into La Jolla Canyon.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I trod in a puddle barefoot today

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.

I hope you spent some time to get the nitrogen out of your system?

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was locked in a chamber for 4hours

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Recompression chamber?

That’s rough. Expensive too, w/o insurance.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

For a second, I forgot you were in San Diego, so I was wondering where you were going diving.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sand diving

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dunno, I wouldn’t call any outing of less than six innings “amazing”...

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two out single for O-Dawg

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa....

wormhole

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARGH

Tie game on the HR.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

2-2

This inning not going as smoothly as I’d like.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

that leadoff walk of a freakin .205 hitter came back to hurt.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It frequently does.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Victorino is a total douchebag, I've decided.

Plays too well…. offensively AND defensively against us.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

grrrrrrrrr

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

but neither can the Dodgers… :-\

I’ll probably suffer beisbol withdrawal, but at least I might start being social at night.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’ll be nice to have a few days we don’t have to worry about the standings.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was going to say it will be nice not to go 3 days without losing, but as usual the AL is picked to beat the NL. Just hope that Webb and Haren represent well!

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got a bunch of articles lined up

On various topics. Won’t be silent here. I certainly hope not, anyway!

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be around.

I pretty much always am.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

What else am I going to do with my online time?

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nerd stuff?

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I multi-task. At the moment, I’m watching the game and working up the next RPG campaign I want to run.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm happy because it is during our move

So baseball can’t distract us. ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like right now?

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

.... no.....

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

A HR from Victorino, only his 4th of the year.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

See?

Douchebag.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ack

Back to square one. All tied, six innings to go. Let’s see if the middle of our order can do any better than the top did last time. Eaton seems to have settled down a bit.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Respond, Mark.

This aggression will not stand, man.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

CY

looking as bad as ever. Maybe he should take a seat some night soon.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I feel like CY's suck is sorta flying under the radar.

Maybe because we already expect his BA to be low, and because it’s pretty much understood that he’s our everyday CF, but the break couldn’t come at a better time for him.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

More two out hits, this time from Romero.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Romero

with a 2 out single.

But… Hammock and RJ next.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Would be sweet to see.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

(Or maybe a walk or single, just to clear RJ)

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

There’s yer walk.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitched around him.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eaton looks like he’s trying to give Romero a free base.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmm....

a Randy Johnson home run here would be even sweeter.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s not be greedy. A hit to the outfield would be pretty cool.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is true.

Does Romero have anything in the way of speed?

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Swing, Randy, swing for the fences with 2 strikes.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Good take.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Randy is fouling off a lot of pitches here.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 4:59 PM EDT reply actions  

And he’s worked to a full count…

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randy!

Two RBI double! Beautiful!

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

2-run double for RJ!

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

DOUBLE!!

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Randy

REALLY wants to win more games.

“Dadburnit, I’ll do it myself.”

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

He almost got a HR for you!

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, seriously.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok. That was something amazing

Good job Randy!

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 12, 2008 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait a min

Randy hit a double!?

Formerly known as VIII

by Mr. Philosophical on Jul 12, 2008 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

And Drew walks on four straight.

Don’t think Eaton’s very happy.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

How about a HR from CoJack so Randy can walk his way home.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Or a double?

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, Randy trots home.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

CoJack!

He gives us a double, too. 5-2.

I like watching this team.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh lord

soco and I said something then Gracie said the SAME THING. I feel dirty.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

What was it?

“RJ needs an oxygen mask in the dugout”?

I LOL’d.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was the one. :)

Tim did it with a funny hand clutched to his chest as well but that was it.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOo

Now they knkow my secret identity!

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

We already “knkew” that.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

You forget

that as an editor, I ALREADY know EVERYTHING about you.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

uhoh...

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jealous?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

no.

worried.

I don’t think you want to know everything about me. It could be problematic…

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now

you’re disturbing me…..

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

All I meant is that if you, as an editor, can know EVERYTHING about us, it makes me think of 1984. Not my idea of a good time.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except

that you opt in by joining the ‘Pit.

Besides, I don’t think I’ve ever looked at anyone’s info unless there was a problem—need to ban them, need to check to see if they have more than one username, etc.

Jim is the one you need to be afraid of. He knows even more than Jenny and I.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that's okay.

I lol’d at Gracie doing it, so I’d lol at you guys too.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

More 2 out hits.

I’m serious—despite the fun factor, I’d rather have 2 out singles than have to rely on home runs.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Intentionally walking O-Dawg to load the bases?

To get to Chad Tracy? Are you serious??

They bringing in a lefty or something?

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Intentional Walk for Hudson

Bases loaded for Tracy, and they’re bringing in a reliever.

Come on, man, make this backfire for ‘em.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah.

Yeah, that was the only logical thing I could think of.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty please make them pay.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

These throwback

Phillies uniforms are pretty sweet.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm callin

Grand Slam

Formerly known as VIII

by Mr. Philosophical on Jul 12, 2008 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't jinx it!

(Thinking similar thoughts though)

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

So.... question.

I hate the Padres, but they’re playing the Braves, Maddux is pitching, and there’s fireworks tonight.

Should I go?

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Sure

Baseball is always fun.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say do it

It’s Greg Maddux.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not?

Going to games is mostly for the atmosphere. Cheer load and enjoy the nice weather. :)

Oh, and get a beer. Mmmmm. Baseball and beer. I wish there was a local game soon. Dang All Star/moving.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

it WOULD continue my streak of seeing major league games w/o seeing the Dbacks this summer—I’ve seen the Mets, ChiSox, and maybe now the Padres.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

hotclaws must have missed this:

beer foamy; beer good.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure. Maddux trying for the 12th, yes 12th, time to get his 4th win of the year might be fun. Plus there’s the fireworks!

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Very nice

That at-bat by Johnson was a thing of beauty. It’d have been a triple, except he had to stop ar first and ask directions…

Good to get to the Phillies pen early – they worked 5.2 innings last night as well, so can’t be happy about having to come in during the fourth.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 5:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a grand slam

But a two RBI single for Tracy. Awesome.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

He hocked a loogie

on that LOOGY.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take it

:)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on Reynolds

For DbacksSkins… you might be breaking his heart!

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need

to keep you around, that worked.

Don’t worry soco, I think I’m almost fully gay now.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're all very understanding

around here. Sodomy is between G-d and you.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

There.

Sig back.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I meant

don’t worry about me keeping your wife around.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait!

But weren’t we supposed to hit on her because- well, I don’t remember why, but I’m sure soco deserved it.

I guess I’ll just have to make up the deficit.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because

instead of a soul I have a black hole of evil?

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Something like that. I can’t keep track of every crime against humanity you’ve committed.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone has to be keeping record

I don’t want to all be for naught.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not as bad

as Randy Winn, though. I’ll give soco that.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

if I’m fully gay, then it won’t be hitting on her anyway. It’ll just be joking around. So you’ll definitely have to pick up the slack.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn my string continues...

I turn them all gay eventually. ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Naw, it's not you.

You just happen to be the accomplice.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have a past of this,

though?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I went on three dates

With three separate guys who then (with in like 2 months or so) ended up dating my friend Zach. Plus one of my serious boyfriends I am pretty sure is ready to come out of the closet but just a little waiting for his family.

I call myself the Litmus test. Thankfully soco passed! :)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo!

Emily Blunt, here I come!

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not funny.

I will glare at you.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow....

that IS pretty impressive.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny story

When I first met the women that would become my wife, she wondered if I was gay for a while. Pretty much because I’m a big flirt, and I spent a lot of time flirting with the gay guy who hung out with us a lot.

Actually, he asked me out the same day that my wife and I started dating.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAH!

Well, I may or may not have considered him being gay because he is a huge flirt as well and he is in a Sorority and yes. Also, I think I liked him and that is never a good sign for a guys sexuality, as previously mentioned. ;)

But that is brilliant. Tell me someone told that one at the wedding!

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our wedding was small- we went the Vegas route, pretty much just our families- so it didn’t come up. But it’s a pretty well known story among our friends.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's weird....

When I worked at Chase bank, we had a regular who was… well, pretty openly gay. Not too flamboyant or anything, but it was pretty obvious, and he joked about it.

He also used to flirt with me all the time. It was…. kinda scary.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

On a slightly less weird note,

I have very bad lesbian gaydar, and I’ve hit on them quite a few times before.

Made out with one once accidentally, too…. took her a few seconds to realize what was going on.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

How does that even work

did you trip and fall into her mouth?

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was a little confused by that statement as well.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah. We were drunk and getting along well,

she wasn’t butch or anything, we left in her truck to go get more beer, (it was a small party) I didn’t know she was a lesbian, so I made out with her when we got back to the party. And…. yeah.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mouth raper

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I WISH I could do that.

Fencing with your mouth would be SOO awesome.

Oh, you meant rapist…

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

you’re a mouth raper. You rape mouths, you raper.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Argh.....

you and your fake words!!

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the President can do it

why can’t we? ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you really

want to compare yourself to George W. Bush?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

+10000.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awww

I just made myself sad.

Point conceded. ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

IRREGARDLESS

I is right!

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing

You are so pretty.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does Mr Soco know?

Or is that one of those post-marriage chats?

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I already knew

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did this

necessitate a pre-nup?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holla we want prenup!

WE WANT PRENUP.

Funnily enough, we talked about it a lot but.. um.. we didn’t end up with one. Just noticed that. Two months in. ;) Now we CAN’T divorce.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You’ll just have to kill him.

Uh, I mean… Never mind.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can't divorce two months in?

Is this something new that I should have heard about? Or like a Jewish thing?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

More

it wouldn’t be very good for finances on either end.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please elaborate?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I imagine the “new house” thing wouldn’t do well.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm......

good point.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I did this for real once

:-)

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark!

Three run home run!

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

MARK'S 19th!!!!

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG, 3 more runs!!

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

YEEEEAAAAHHHHHHH

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Most runs in an inning

AND Reynolds didn’t get out twice.

I feel… happy.

... screw you Burke. (Sorry, habit.)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Randy is licking his chops cuz it appears he might be on his way to his 290th win and thinking why did it take so long to get the 289th.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow..... holy crap is he strong.

If you watch the replay, he didn’t even square that one up…. just jacked it waaay outta the park.

And CY continues the beatdown with a single.

DFA Chris Burke. Sign Barry Bonds.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

It wasn't a usual home run.

It was a really really really deep flyout.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

And a hit for Young

We’re at double digits for hits already.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Corollary:

After the past few games, I’m starting to feel more optimistic about our bats.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Even the games where we’ve been getting 10+ hits and still losing.

We’re taking baby steps—first, we were getting 10+ hits but only scoring like 3 runs. Then, we were getting 10+ hits, 5+ runs, but losing close.

Maybe now we’ll start winning, and return to the good life.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

we’ve gotta use it all up before the ASB, so…

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does 8 count as a crooked number?

because it’s more sort of rounded?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay

EVERYONE IN THE LINEUP reached base safely in that inning – after there were two outs. I am jaw-dropped. Delighted – but jaw-dropped!

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe THIS

is the turning point ;-)

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said before

I think we’re not seeing a turning point, we’re seeing the results of them starting to turn.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are they driving

a big boat of a car?

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're a sleeping giant.

It’s a battleship—so it takes a long freaking time to turn around.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or it's a Star Destroyer

and they’re desperately trying to turn away from the Death Star II after being rammed by an A-Wing in the bridge.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dumbass,

that was a Super Star Destroyer.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burn!

As Yoda said, “Failed your nerd knowledge has, soco!”

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously.

I’m actually a little disappointed.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least

I wouldn’t want Luke’s lightsaber.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why? Because it's too long?

Yeah, his original one was shorter, but his dad cut it off.

::insert Jew joke here::

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was his hand

oddly enough, I can only ever remember Super Star Destroyers referred to as Super-class or Executer-class. Reading the wiki article, though, it seems they are now Star Dreadnaughts, which doesn’t make much sense to me because Dreadnaught heavy cruisers are completely different ship. They’re even from different from shipyards, the SSD from Kuat and the Dreadnaught from Rendili.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my g-d

My kids are going to need pocket protectors from day six, aren’t they?

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Dreadnaught is totally different, and from an earlier era.

Technically (as it’s argued) the Executor is a specific ship in the Super Star Destroyer style of ship. The Star Dreadnaught is a classification of any ship of (roughly) that size or bigger, so it includes the Eclipse class.

Of course, the original Eclipse was called the “Eclipse class super star destroyer”, if I remember right, so it’s mainly a lot of fanwank at this point.

That’s my general understanding, without making the half-assed effort to look it up.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear God......

That’s you NOT looking it up??

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

i’ve spent a lot of time reading Star Wars books and playing Star Wars video games.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn't show at all...

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it’s pretty subtle, I know.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not quite

it seems Star Dreadnaughts are only for the various SSD’s made by Kuat Drives, nevermind the fact that their rival built the unrelated Dreadnaughts. Apparently there is no such thing as Intellectual Property law in the Star Wars universe.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess what I'm trying to say

is why did they switch over the terminology? For a long time they were just SSD’s and then they were Executor class, and then so on.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Wookieepedia, the term first showed up about three years ago.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read that too

which might be why the term seems so strange to me. I stopped caring much about the EU a little before that.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s around when I stopped, too. I sort of gave up during the New Jedi Order books. And the latest storyline has annoyed me quite a bit.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh wow.

The amount of nerd in this conversation is astounding.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now witness the firenerdpower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL battle station Gameday Thread!!

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+ 1 billion

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I remember when they first announced NJO as it was supposed to be the end the current storylines of the Skywalker/Solo clans. But nooooo, they had to keep going.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

The latest books have featured the most obvious, predictable slide to the Dark Side ever. It’s turrible. I mean, it’s even more obvious than the prequels.

Also, they killed off two of my favorite background characters, so to hell with them.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would forgive all, though

if they came out with a new X-Wing game.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

It’s been forever since they came out with a good flight sim.

One of my favorite moments in the books was in one of the X-Wing books, where some of Rogue Squadron are in flight simulators on a training mission, and the author uses one of the first missions from the TIE Fighter game. It was a nice, subtle thing that a lot of people probably didn’t notice.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

which was a sucky ballet movie.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, I kind of liked that movie.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

i hope it is

Now I’m even more excited to see the d-backs face the cubbies on the23rd!

Formerly known as VIII

by Mr. Philosophical on Jul 12, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

::licking chops::

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh this team

full of surprises

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 5:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow....

the Phillies have really good pitching.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nine straight men

Reached base. Don’t think I’ve ever seen that by Arizona:

- A. Romero singled to center
- R. Hammock walked, A. Romero to second
- R. Johnson doubled to deep left, R. Hammock and A. Romero scored
- S. Drew walked
- C. Jackson doubled to deep left, R. Johnson scored, S. Drew to third
- O. Hudson intentionally walked
- R.J. Swindle relieved A. Eaton
- C. Tracy singled to center, S. Drew and C. Jackson scored, O. Hudson to third
- M. Reynolds homered to deep center, O. Hudson and C. Tracy scored
- C. Young singled to center

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Well....

statistically, I believe that actually 1 in 9 people is gay, so we can’t be sure that it WAS 9 straight men.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-2-3 for Randy

Wonderful.

Now- pad the lead?

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

3 outs

already?!

Formerly known as VIII

by Mr. Philosophical on Jul 12, 2008 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

That half inning was too quick

I didn’t even have time to walk back to the living room to watch it before it was over.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:18 PM EDT reply actions  

A 1-2-3 inning is never too quick when you are hitting like we did last inning. Let’s hope it continues.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I keed, I keed

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Radio guys said that is the 5th time ever AZ has scored 8 in an inning.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Did they really have to show how sucky we have been on the road, stats-wise, to half the country?

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I think that might be more of an insult to the Phillies then to us

At the moment.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

+1

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I see...

The Giants clawed their way back from seven runs down…and still found a way to lose. Seven defeats in a row now, I think?

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

The Giants

are really good this year.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn

This game can’t end soon enough now. Let’s not let them back in, Randy.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 5:29 PM EDT reply actions  

"I never had a problem with Old Busch"

Stay classy, Mark Grace.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

What's Old Busch?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

They were talking about the stadium.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Douchebag again, Victorino.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I TOLD you he's a total douchebag.

WTF are you doing? RJ’s a HOFer. You’re just a douchebag who plays for the Phillies.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shane Victorino:

I hate you.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

frell

:-(

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa!!!

Just woke up from a nap to this? I think I’ll go back to sleep! Me like.

Top 4th: Arizona
- R. Johnson doubled to deep left, R. Hammock and A. Romero scored
- C. Jackson doubled to deep left, R. Johnson scored, S. Drew to third
- C. Tracy singled to center, S. Drew and C. Jackson scored, O. Hudson to third
- M. Reynolds homered to deep center, O. Hudson and C. Tracy scored

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 12, 2008 5:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t like giving up 2 runs to them like that. Let’s get some hits!!!

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 5:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh

I think Burger King over-estimates how much anyone cares about Puff Daddy anymore.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:38 PM EDT reply actions  

who?

is he like the cheeseburgler?

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 12, 2008 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Puff Daddy?

I don’t even remember what he looks like…

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is he huge and white

with a silly sailor cap on?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mmm

Orange Creamsicle.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

mmmm…

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’d certainly be nice if we could get some more runs and eat up the Philadelphia bullpen…

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Single for Tracy

That one hung up there for quite a while.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

His second

little Texas leaguer of the game.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tracy and CoJack

putting on qiute a show

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Afternoon all...

Nice to see some winning happening.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

It's either winning

or whining.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

and the GDT seems happy, so I'm guessing winning.

On a completely off topic note…

Has anyone seen Wall-E or Hancock? I’m trying to decide what I’m going to go see tonight.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

SEE WALL-E

It was AWESOME. I want to see it again!

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Haven’t seen either, but WALL-E is supposed to be really good.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

WALL-E

is amazing. It’s a must see movie.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, that's 2 for Wall-E...

0 for Hancock?

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

From what I've heard

Go see Wall-E. Everyone I’ve talked to who saw Hancock was disappointed.

Or go see Hellboy II. That was great.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am SOO

pumped to see Hellboy II.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh.

I wasn’t a fan of the first Hellboy movie.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

you = lame

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

like Hellboy? Hey-o!

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

-1

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

(I've never seen it

I just wanted to be apart of the conversation)

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like it

And the second one is even better.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

+2

just so my +1 would not be neutralized by ‘Skins.
:-)

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

-3

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm lamer

I love Ron Perlman but not from Hellboy, from Beauty & the Beast.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

he was pretty hardcore with those metal teeth in Enemy at the Gates.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a pretty good movie

Though I did start MST3King partway through it out of habit.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, it wasn't bad. Vaguely based on some real events, too.

Frankly, more than anything else, I was just pumped to finally see a western movie made about the eastern front. That’s where the REAL war was.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never seen it

but I always thought the title was cool.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Begs to differ

But what would an American know about the first three years of WW2 anyway? :-)

America: making up for being late to the first two world wars, by being really early for the third one…

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

:-(

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do you differ?

Stalingrad destroyed most of the Nazis’ experienced panzer divisions, and Kursk finished off almost all of them.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

However

Without the Western front, and the increasing hammering from Airstrip One, they would have been able to devote all their resources to the Russians – including their Air Force, which was vastly superior to the Russians. However, the RAF [happy 90th!] took out a good chunk, and another portion had to hang around Germany to try and counter the bombing.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not saying

that the Soviets could have won the war against the Germans alone…. although, they MIGHT have… but seriously….. 23 million Soviet deaths in WWII. You REALLY think that the western powers, once western Europe was overrun, could have defeated the Germans alone?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

::Long conversation about the European conflicts and World Wars::

And that’s how my grandpa became an electrician.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Books, good sir

Same way I learned about most things.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

eh. whatever.

you’re short. I’m allowed to be lame.

:-P

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

stilts

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

::shrug::

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

::shrug::

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

That K on a bunch of pitches

was obviously SO much more valuable than a hit with RISP.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Young

is starting to look more and more like the new Eric Byrnes…. (at the plate that is)

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 12, 2008 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

So he will consistently do his job

But get ribbed for doing something he wasn’t hired for? And then get an unfortunate injury and become a whipping boy?

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eric Byrnes= HUGE MISTAKE, period

I hope Chris doesn’t sink to EB22 level of suckass. My only complaint is with his offense right now which is indeed suck level.

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 12, 2008 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not yet

people aren’t burning him in effigy.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give it some time.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, Im still celebrating

that we won’t have to deal with his failures the rest of the season! I just hope we can rectify the situation before ST.

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 12, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

Surriously?

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Honestly,

I feel sorry for Byrnes more than anything else.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

and lay off the excuses

they are getting old

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 12, 2008 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

So is

ah bloo blooing about Eric Byrnes all the time, especially since he won’t be playing for pretty much the rest of the year.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could care less

about him at this point… But I understand some still think he’s better than slice bread, I don’t.

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 12, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

could care less

and probably should…

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry...

would-be english major…
that is one of my pet peeves.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like him as a person

I know as a player he might not be the best player ever known to man but I SERIOUSLY can’t see what this amount of hate is for. He actually has done stuff for this team, score wise and moral wise. I don’t get it.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hate Moorad instead,

for making a dumb decision over JByrnes’ head.

Wow. That rhymes.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

and I bet you weren’t even trying?

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 12, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Just typed it, and it happened.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I choose to hate Burke

As I have yet to see him do anything for us.

Plus, it is a fun out let. ;)

(PS. Don’t really hate Burke)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry if you and the mrs

are so offended, but it was how I felt at the moment .

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 12, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

It just gets

ridiculous after awhile. That’s how I feel.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

fair enough

"It's like deja vu all over again."

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jul 12, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.....

so at this point, I’m probably at least safe from nitrogen. /random

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 5:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Things to note

1) Randy can’t complain about the run support today
2) One more inning and I think we should use the Petit Unit the rest of the way.
3) I see this GDT has managed to drift landslide off topic again – I think 2/3 of the new comments since last time were not exactly baseball-related… ;-)

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

3)

We have nothing to complain about!
:-)

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I noted it in my keys to the game

so no one should be surprised.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not quite.

I think most of these aren’t actually non-sequitors, because they’re following consistent conversations.

Unless you start a new one. For example: beef jerky? Discuss.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Corn is pretty good

I like it pretty much any way it can be made. Popcorn, corn on the cob, creamed corn, cornbread, corn tortillas, corn flakes, Corn Pops, Candy Corn.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

cornholing??

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm,

I’ll have to check my programming.
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Yep!

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

But ethanol subsidies

make it so damned expensive!!

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn farm lobby

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truly.

Sugar lobby too. We oughta be lifting the tariffs on Brazilian sugar.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

beef jerky

how they get bull semen for artificial insemination

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

::descending trumpet::

Waaa waaa waaa waaaaaaaaa

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it’s teriyaki flavored, I’m sold.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh.

Sorry, it’s peppered. But it IS good.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Share?

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure!

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yay!

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll pass, then

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

And in between

Star Wars nerdiness and debate on faulty gaydar, RJ posts a 1-2-3 sixth. Ah, what the heck – send him out there for one more.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:01 PM EDT reply actions  

It might be good luck

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll just keep updating you on the baseball ;-)

Oddly, Melvin yanks his Johnson before the start of the seventh.
...
...
No, I’ve got nothing. Weird, letting Randy hit for himself and then going to the pen?

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Base...ball?

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Threw a couple of warm up pitches and then walked off.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

it’s a mofo’ing walk-off!

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the announcer guy said

Randy wanted out

I’m probably wrong

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heck....

Randy’s got more hits in this game than Chris Burke usually has in 10 games.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

See... He's fun to point at, isn't he? ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Truer than you know

Randy has more RBIs today, than Burke has since May 15.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

BAT RANDY CLEANUP!!

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe

He can play left-field?

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was mystified, maybe kids were on his lawn

lawn

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:12 PM EDT reply actions  

hehehe

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's me

as a cat.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're

a grumpy old man?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Yes he is.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

I can imagine you have photobuckets full of LOLCats to use for any given situation. The speed that you whip them out is astounding.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can make them in my sleep

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh.....

you said “whip them out”.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

teehee.

I saw that too.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow....

our bullpen has thrown fewer innings than anyone else in the NL?

That’s good news for the postseason, should we make it.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I like how Vasgeianalkseaqpab

Said that was a testament to Melvin’s effective use of the pen. Er….what? Points to Grace for pointing out it’s more to do with Webb, Haren [and, of late, Davis] going deep into games.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was

thinking the same thing….

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 2 3

whole lotta Rosie

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:17 PM EDT reply actions  

SAFE!

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, Hodgins

Isn’t being on a TV show paying you enough that you don’t have to do stupid ads?

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

sad.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dreeeewwww

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice hustle, Drew!

Beats out the throw for the single!

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:18 PM EDT reply actions  

What's the injury delay for?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Drew

might have messed up his ankle a bit.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's the injury delay for?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:21 PM EDT reply actions  

When in doubt, look at my icon.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

cat assisted typing therer

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a feeling Micah might pitch today since he’ll miss a start with the All-Star game. Hopefully he will pitch like he did in relief last weekend and not like he did a few days ago.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 6:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahead of myself

He’s throwing in the bullpen.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of the bullpen,

I’m liking Leo Rosales these days.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

fo' sure

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

So

is this Aquos guy the poor man’s Dane Cook?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Dane Cook isn’t the poor man’s Dane Cook?

I like how, in that ad, the video is obviously nothing like anything you’ll see during a game. They don’t have cameras in place to show you the game the way they say they can.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude,

how do you know? Do YOU have an Aquos?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know what I hate

about New Era hats? The crown is too high and it takes forever to break it in.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I recommend temporary use as a cat bed

see icon

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have a cat

not for a lack of trying.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I WANT A PUPPY.

You get yours when I get mine.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Coming soon...

To the Soco Household

Interspecies animal fights…

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m waiting for the monkey knife fights.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rabbits are meaner mofos than you think

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had

a little white rabbit as a pet when I was like 4.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

go ask Alice

when she’s 10 feet tall

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

A personal favorite, that.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

AWESOME

Love that song.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Soon is relative term

soco is far too logical to have us make any decision fast. ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah bloo bloo bloo

Yeah, make meout to be the bad guy.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

She doesn't have to

We already assume you are.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

:)

I like this board.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is true.

We already KNOW this, soco. That’s why we hit on your wife.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooo

Low blow. (That’s what she said.)

;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

HEYO!!

I think I probably should have thought of that one….

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awww.

I knew there was a reason to come to a board with high guy to girl ratio.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

Because your husband is a bad man, so kishi and I retaliate by hitting on you?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

That

and I feel all special like. ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well, I mean,

if you and soco ever get divorced or anything….

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pwnings

out of the ‘Pen again.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Good move

That will give everyone else a day off, I imagine. We can burn everyone tomorrow if necessary, but with a Webb start, I’m hoping it won’t be.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

And another double-play for Hudson

Fourteen now. We could see franchise records in a few unwanted categories this season…

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:27 PM EDT reply actions  

That ball bounced off the mound, too.

Hudson didn’t even TRY to run it out.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

To counter his GIDP’s, I wonder how many double plays he’s started/turned in the field.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice K by Micah

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously

That second home run by Victorino doesn’t look like it should go out.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Rockies look about to lose

Three outs left, 3-0 down in New York. The rest of the division behind the Dodgers is falling back again – if scores stay as they are, we’ll be 8.5 up on the Giants and Rockies.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

HAHA

Phillies fans are doing the wave.

When we were at Comiskey, people tried doing the wave. A guy a few rows behind us said, “THE WAVE IS FOR WRIGLEY!!”

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:30 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

+1 for that guy.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right after he said that,

somebody (a Sock) popped out with the bases loaded to end the inning, and he said, “THAT’S FOR WRIGLEY TOO.”

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice

They did wave when we were at Tropicana. I chose not to participate.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

A formal warning

Anyone in our section participating in the wave during SnakePitFest will be tasered without further notice.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh,

I knew I liked you.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Liz yelled at me

when I yelled out last year during a Wave, “What are we, at Dodger Stadium?”

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair

You yell out a lot of things that I am always waiting for us to get stuff thrown at us.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

I think soco and I are gonna get along.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can already tell that my wife is going to be convinced you two are a bad influence on me.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll try and be on best behaviour

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much.

We’re like the 3 musketeers. Or amigos. Or blind mice, Or something.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was about to say the same thing.

I’d get along with soco…I yell annoying things too.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

SnakePitFest

Could end up provoking a riot. :-)

Of course, I am also the guy who will tell anyone in the theater to STFU during a movie. Much to Mrs. SnakePit’s mortal terror.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

And we'll also have shoe

Who was asked to moderate his comments by the wife of the home-plate umpire, last time I went to a game!

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game is going to be legen- wait for it… -dary!

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude!!

Don’t jinx it!!

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha...

went to sex and the city (i know, i know…) and yelled at a lady for answering her phone.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why am I not surprised

that some dumb broad would answer a cell phone during Sex and the City??

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

My sister went up to 4 teenage girls sitting in the back row (we were too) before a movie and they were belching and acting obnoxious and sis goes up to them and tells them that if they do that once the movie starts that she will kiss their asses. They were quiet all during the movie. Go sis!

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um....

“kiss”?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

That makes more sense.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, my sister hardly ever kisses teenage girls’ assess.

by TwinnerA on Jul 12, 2008 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Hardly ever"

Is this available on YouTube? 8-P

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I figured.

But it was still funny.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh lord.

Just what I need, soco is Stereo. ;)

I am bringing my iPod and sitting two seats over.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha.

But what if, when it’s time to go, we switch places?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, seeing as you look slightly different I would notice

I am only slightly oblvious. Though if it is TOO loud and embarrassing, you might want to just keep with who you are with that night. (Unless you like a nice comfy couch. :D)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.....

I could wear a soco mask?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wear a sack mask

she loves that.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOT FUNNY

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't

that freak out ANYONE, though?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome, then I won’t feel bad about hitting on you when you’re sitting next to your husband.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um....

aren’t you going to be sitting next to your wife though?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll explain that it’s just because soco is irredeemably evil.

And then, when she’s skeptical about that, I’ll tell her soco doesn’t like Firefly or Doctor Who, and she’ll understand. She might start hitting on mrssoco, too, with reasoning like that.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Another girl! Who likes Firefly AND Doctor Who? She might not be the one doing the hitting on. ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh....

soco, do you usually turn women gay?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

the girl I dated before the wife broke up with me (amicably) to then be with another one our mutal friends, also a girl. Good times!

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bi is different, dude.

I’ve dated a few of those.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well yeah

but she left to be in a lesbian relationship. Funnily enough, the girl she went with, was at the time in a relationship with a dude that she ended up with and is still with. Craziness!

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

You say that like it's a different species.

:-P

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the same thing! ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

From lesbians?

Well….. kinda?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can think of worse things in the world. ;)

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on

the Clint Hurdle comment was great.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

We got glared at by an 70 year old woman

You are never allowed to take our kids to games EVER.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

What'd he say?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hurdle came out

to complain about something, you know, doing what Hurdle does. So I yell, and half stand up, “MY NAME IS CLINT HURDLE, AH BLOO BLOO BLOO” while rubbing my eyes as if I were sobbing.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.

That wasn’t as clever as I had hoped.

It’d be funnier if you had said something about Jebus.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

We had a guy at one of the Rockies games last year

Screaming the WEIRDEST stuff and somehow it was hilarious.

Examples, “Hey Helton, you look like a Wooly Mammoth.”
“Toolowitzki, you have a long last name!”
“Torialba, YOU’RE A CATCHER!”

Each time it got progressively funnier.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Each time it got progressively funnier.

Was beer involved?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not on our end. ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

sat in front of a guy

at a Cubs/Dbacks game last summer who was quite intoxicated, and yelling at everyone.

The best part was him yelling at Diamondback fans walking to their seats when he was the only Cubs fan in the section.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw Ronnie Woo-Woo

during the playoffs last year and wanted to freak out. I kept my cool, though.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

it’s probably better in person than over the internet.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

This was also the game

Where we were like 20 rows back from Byrnes and I was already paranoid enough that we would be heard.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I will leave that to him

Cause I would mess it up. ;)

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shane Victorino walks.

Douchebag.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

better than a HR

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

people are stupid!

it’s your own fault if you’re sitting close and not paying attention and get pegged.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Not even the issue

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

grace was complaining about how the maple bats

are unsafe for fans.
psh. pay attention to the game, and get your head out of the way!

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Except

If the bats weren’t as fragile as they are, it wouldn’t be as big of an issue.

I’m all for paying attention to the game, but the problem in this instance is the bats, not the fans.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not the issue

the issue is that maple bats are so fragile that someone will be needless injured, whether they are paying attention or not.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoops

Just a bit outside.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet job

by Hammock to lasso it, though.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shut up, EA Sports

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:36 PM EDT reply actions  

the voice for ea sports

you know, E. A. SPORTS. GET IN THE GAME.

is almost as annoying as the ESPN announcer.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

IF ITS IN THE GAME

ITS IN THE GAME

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I would

Hope that was the case, too.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Micah dodges a shower of sheep on facebook

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, it's ON, Condrey.

Hitting my boy and shit.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

You hit my Mark!

grrrrrr, don’t walk down any dark allies mate

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Sooo.....

you wanna hold him, and I’ll hit him?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

probably the best plan.

since you have told us of your affinity for barfights.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey

I can do my own hitting, you go low, I’ll go high

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

True!

Throw a couple scotches down my throat and he is TOAST….

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've already been drinking the scotch

he is buttered and jammed(jellied to you USAian weirdos)

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jam is still jam here

But your jelly isn’t our jelly.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

No,

we have jam too.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

And perserves!

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus, the occasional marmalade.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ooo

marmalade.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Paddington

always loved marmalade.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

here we go

cross X x fingers

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Pwnings

strikes out Howard on 3 straight pitches.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Ballgame

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Game!

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

There we go

Worst-case scenario is now we’re tied for first at the break.

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

go fish

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

WOOOO HOOO

HOOO YAAAHHHH

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Good job too

The Gameday Thread is over 550 comments, so was beginning to wheeze!

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I was monitoring the # of comments,

but the thread wasn’t really dragging or anything.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could post some

gifs and really kill the thread.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could also

delete them

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nooooooo

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's my job

I’m still saving up the gay Spidermen

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOO

This is NOT Gaslamp Ball.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have any gay

Spidermen. I have some other surprises, though.

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great commentary on the Twins-Tigers game

“That the one thing Sheffield has always provided- presence and production.”

Um, that’s two things.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Our chief weapon is surprise

Spanish inquisition?

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 12, 2008 6:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice game...

Now if I can actually finish that post on Jamie D’antona before the nights over, we’ll really be in business

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 12, 2008 6:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Ben

is waiting.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure he is.

I’ve just been surprisingly busy with other things(like installing a new dishwasher), so it’s taken me longer than usual to get it done.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 12, 2008 6:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

How is

your A/C, by the way?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been working on it all morning

It’s working better, sorta.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 12, 2008 6:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm telling you,

99.5% says it’s something with the airflow, even if the filter IS clean.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

There was an obstruction in the air flow

It’s still freezing over though, just slightly less often.

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 12, 2008 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmmm....

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 13, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

If we win tomorrow

We will be only one game off our 2007 record after 95 games…

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah,

at one point right after the ASB last year, we were only 2 games over .500, weren’t we?

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

It is definitely beginning to grind now. I’m off to write up the report, and then maybe watch the last Harry Potter film or the Simpsons movie. See you all tomorrow!

by Jim McLennan on Jul 12, 2008 6:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn’t recommend either movie, I was particularly impressed with ‘em…

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I still haven't see the simpsons movie

Or the last two harry potter movies. Of course, I never got around to reading any of the books past the fourth one. I guess I’ll see the rest of movies when I get around to reading the rest of the books

Dear Josh Byrnes: Please DFA Chris Burke. Give D'antona a chance. Trade for someone that actually knows how to hit.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jul 12, 2008 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

night night guys

see you tomorrow

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jul 12, 2008 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

If you ever need a surefire way to piss me off...

Make plans and then don’t show up.

Asshole.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Really?

I was going to guess that hiring some thugs to break into your house and steal a bunch of your stuff would do it, but I guess your suggestion is a lot easier.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.... yeah,

in my case, that would piss me off more.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll make note of it.

"Evil lurks everywhere, often in plain sight... Can you lurk in plain sight? Or is that just walking?"

by kishi on Jul 12, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would piss me off.

But right at the moment, being stood up is pretty damn high on the list.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't wanna face

an angry Emily.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 13, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Damn straight.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 13, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Need me to beat someone up?

I am short but feisty.

Isn't it enough to know I ruined a pony making a gift for you?

by mrssoco on Jul 12, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plus you have me as muscle

By all means hit at a glacial pace. You know how that thrills me.

by soco on Jul 12, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

haha.

thanks, socos, but i think i’ll beat him up myself.

much more satisfying that way.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry I couldn't go.

I was in San Diego.

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

and pop goes the ego.

you’re a funny guy.
:-P

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jul 12, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Le ouch.

(It’s like “le sigh”, except with an ouch.)

Mark Reynolds: back to turning me gay.

by DbacksSkins on Jul 12, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

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