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Gameday Thread, #62: 6/7 vs. Pirates

Arizona Diamondbacks at Pittsburgh Pirates, Jun 7, 2008 7:05 PM EDT


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Dan Haren
RHP, 6-4, 3.40

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Tom Gorzelanny
LHP, 4-5, 7.22

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You have to look at today's pitching match-up and think that Arizona has a slight edge. Dan Haren has nine quality starts in twelve outings. Gorzelanny has three - and probably thinks a quality appearance is one where he isn't pulled before the end of the first inning. Don't laugh: the start before last, he got two outs and allowed six earned runs. There should be more smackage this afternoon than on a Jerry Springer marathon.

However, the way our offense has been hitting - or not - of late, it might not be so easy. As documented elsewhere, it's been a long time since we've posted as many as a dozen hits in a game, with Upton's slump particularly troubling. Great though the pitching has been, and 37 quality starts leads the league, we can only ride those arms so far. The return of Jackson to the lineup will be a boost, and we can probably expect to see him tomorrow and Monday too, as the Pirates roll out lefties those games too. A dozen hits today would be very nice.

I won't be about for much of this one. Mrs. SnakePit is already at The Sets, getting ready for the Romantasy Cabaret show this evening. I'll be heading down there too, leaving round about first pitch; I think she has taken the laptop, so I might be able to hurl the odd comment in your general direction.

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soco's keys to the game

1) Holdin’ down the fort
2) Watchin’ the game
3) Thinkin’ about dinner
4) Dessert?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 5:34 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s up with the new pic?

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm hoping up the lovely lass

will bring luck to our languid lads.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not Miss Allen

Can you not have Kate Nash instead please? ;)

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 7, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, sorry

seeing as I don’t like Ms. Nash.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pfffft

More fool you ;)

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 7, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Surry

Can’t stand her music at all; I hear her far too much between work and the missus.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is also

my reason for the avatar importation.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

As Wimb noted

it’s Ms. Lily Allen.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 6:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

The singer. It’s kinda hard to see.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 6:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's unfortunately the problem

when the avatars are so small, but oh well. I know ;-)

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

You check out the profile

and you can see the larger version of the avatars.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Evening All

Should be a good one, interesting to see how BoMel constructs the lineup with CoJack back

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 7, 2008 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

today’s keyword… righties

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today’s lineup:

C. Burke lf .200
S. Drew ss .266
O. Hudson 2b .304
C. Jackson 1b .301
C. Young cf .235
M. Reynolds 3b .249
C. Snyder c .255
J. Upton rf .262
D. Haren p .120

We have a very RHB heavy line up against the lefty Gorzey. Burke hits lead off and gets the nod in lf, CJ is back in the lineup and J-Up moves down to the 8 hole. The only LHB today is Wolf at ss.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Chris Burke

is freaking batting leadoff??

The Dodgers will NOT lose forever, BoMel.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 6:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those other guys:

N. McLouth cf .305
F. Sanchez 2b .244
J. Bay lf .290
R. Doumit c .336
J. Michaels rf .341
D. Mientkiewicz 3b .213
A. LaRoche 1b.210
J. Wilson ss .292
T. Gorzelanny p .125

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

JIm,

are you working the luche show tomorrow?

I’m thinking that I should go watch.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 6:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Yep

We’ll be on the door. Identify yourself to myself or Mrs. SnakePit and we’ll slide you in. :-)

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Gotcha,

How many people do you expect?

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who can say?

The attendance on these shows tends to depend on the vagaries of Mexican life – like what soccer game we’re up against. Could be 50, could be 300. We’ve seen both!

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dodgers looking winnish

Zambrano got torched for seven runs, so there’ll be no nine-game winners in the NL today – bar Webb, of course!

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2008 6:10 PM EDT reply actions  

There was some real

sloppy defense by the Cubs in the seventh inning.

But since no errors were charged, they must not have been that bad.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 6:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zambrano got torched for seven runs,

He went nuts in the dugout after he got pulled. He was throwing/kicking water coolers around etc. It was pretty funny.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

So that's what it was

I walked into a restaurant and saw a flash of someone throwing things around in the Cubs dugout, which I took to be a bad sign for my hopes for a Dodgers loss.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Z is such a dick.

My dad ran into him at a BMW dealership in Tucson, once.

Presumably, it was during ST.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only once?

Was your dad’s car okay?

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

HAHA

I WISH it were something like that.

Z was there getting his beamer fixed, apparently. Dunno why he’d go to the Tucson dealership rather than one in the Valley.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I started reading today

The Soul of Baseball and it’s really good. A kind of homage to what makes baseball so lyrical and captivating, the author follows Buck O’Neil around for a year and writes about it.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 6:15 PM EDT reply actions  

That sounds

like a great book concept.

Also, Joe Pos is one of my favorite sports writers. If you like his work, you should definitely check out his blog.

This story, especially, is one of my favorites.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 6:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm about 80 pages in

and it’s funny, moving, and just a great read. It reminds me of Spring Training, when I had the opportunity to sell books with Joe Garagiola. I spent most of the time just sitting there, handing out books, but listening to not just his stories but the way he’d relate to people and talk about baseball. It’s really a rare treat to listen to an old ballplayer talk about something they love.

Checked out Joe Pos’ blog, looks good so into the bookmarks it goes.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome

I would kill for the chance to be around Joe Sr. for a day listening to him talk about life and baseball.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, shoot

we had him in the store today. I just remembered that (being my day off, don’t think about it) and I should have mentioned. I’ll keep an eye for the next we have something going with him.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I read Joe Garagiola’s book a month or two ago- I’d very much recommend it. Some great baseball stories, and some good mentions of the 2001 D-backs, too.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's it called?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just Play Ball

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Barnes & Noble near my house had a signing with him a few weeks ago, and I keep meaning to see if they’ve still got autographed copies.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they don't

I’ll ask at my store.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just Play Ball. He had another book from the 70’s but I don’t think it’s in print anymore.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thx

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel like

I should already know that.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm off to catch ASU

in their Home opener of the Super Regionals..

Let’s go DBacks!
I’ll have headphones on listening to the DBacks as I enjoy a summer’s eve of baseball at Packard.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 7, 2008 6:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Lucky

Let’s go Sun Devils!

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looking forward to it!

Let’s go Devils!!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 7, 2008 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

FYI

Belmont is about to start.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 6:31 PM EDT reply actions  

And Big Brown loses miserably.

Glad I watched about half the race and none of the coverage.

by Azreous on Jun 7, 2008 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

No Triple Crown this year

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 6:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

And a 38-1 shot pulls it off!

I’m kind of relieved. While I would like to see a Triple Crown winner, but the owner was such an a-hole that I really wanted to root against him. It’s what would have happened had Hank Steinbrenner Jr. had taken over his daddy’s horsey farm instead of the Yankees.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Byrnsie :)

I missed him!

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

No comment.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I will be the one person on this board

Who will love Byrnsie with out question.

With the Byrnsie hating, I will be the Byrnsie love. :)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't HATE Byrnesie.

But he has to earn my enthusiasm back.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 6:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love Byrnsie, but I do look with regret at the “one who shall not be named” with some envy.

On another note, sad to hear that broadcaster Jim McKay died earlier today. His storytelling of different sporting events is unsurpassed.

by TwinnerA on Jun 7, 2008 6:58 PM EDT reply actions  

On another note, sad to hear that broadcaster Jim McKay died earlier today. His storytelling of different sporting events is unsurpassed.

That is sad. He was great. :-(

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

soco?

35% on Rotten Tomatoes.

Just sayin’.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:00 PM EDT reply actions  

DbacksSkins?

I laughed. The entire time.

Just sayin’.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Laughing gas?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

As bad as that number seems...

Since when do film critics know anything?

Just sayin’.

by Azreous on Jun 7, 2008 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, they are right this time

It’s a terrible movie, but I think everyone knew that going in.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everytime I see an ad for another Adam Sandler comedy,

I can’t help but be reminded of AWESOM-O.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

MLB.TV

A bit out of date with the Manny 500HR ad….

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 7, 2008 7:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's play some baseball!

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Burke's OBP is .305??

That’s higher than CY’s last year.

And… draws a walk.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Burke takes a walk

took an ugly hack before that, but hey, I’ll take it.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Solid PA and lead off bb for Burke to start the game!

Sweet!

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

That's one.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lead of walk

good stuff Burke

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 7, 2008 7:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Good to have

some of our British friends about.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheers

Wish my English was better eugh…

Have a Bisons game at 2pm tomorrow so hopefully this won’t go too late :)

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 7, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better English?

Been spending too much time with your Polish teammates?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably...

:D

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 7, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

What do you speak over there?

I’ve always wanted to visit but don’t really want to learn a new language.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

When I was at Edinburgh Castle in Xmas 05,

in the Museum of Scottish Military History, (it’s inside the castle) one of the elderly museum docents noticed I was wearing a wool scarf with the Bruce tartan. He asked me about it and then proceeded to talk to me for the next 25 minutes.

I didn’t understand a single word besides “the” or “and”.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is hilarious

When we were in Puerto Rico during the honeymoon, at a restaurant this family sat down and someone asked the waiter worriedly, “do you speak English?” And then another person at a different table mentioned it was their first time out of the States, which her husband quickly corrected.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

they WERE out of the 57 states.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

she didn’t say States, but I can’t remember the exact wording. Irregardless, it was funny.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then again,

maybe Puerto Rico IS part of the 57 states.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

So the guy has an ERA over 7

and obvious control problems.

What do we do? Give him free outs.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 7:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Flail at everything for seven innings and get one-hit?

by Azreous on Jun 7, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

He walks the first guy

and we bunt on the first pitch….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now O-dawg takes a walk

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:09 PM EDT reply actions  

The we go! O-Dawg follows up the sac bunt with his own bb.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

What's that yellow patch on the Pirates' vests?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

250th anniversary season

or something.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of the city?

Or the last time the Pirates had a winning season?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of the Pirates,

but you could be more right than you know.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Google-fu tells me it's for Pittsburgh

but I still like my sick burn.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously?

I just made up the 250th anni thing….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy shit!

After consulting wiki…. my blind guess was right. It’s Blitzburgh’s 250th anni.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's apparently true

though that could be only thing that would make sense as the Reds are the oldest pro baseball team and they started in the 1860’s I believe.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know. I was just making a joke

about how old the Pirates are. Us expansion team fans are allowed to do that.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Irregardless!

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remind me

to send you the Oxford Dictionary of the English Language.

Maybe I could just order it from B&N and have you pick it up?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

If saying "irregardless"

would get you to buy me the OED in it’s entirety then I’m going to use it every post.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn.

I should really not indulge this.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shit, 1882

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double shit

They were named after the OG Cincinnati Red Stockings, who started in 1869. I KNEW it.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-0! Woo!

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

CoJack hits a laserbeam to left for the rib sammy

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Conor!

My how we’ve missed your bat!

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

CoJack!

We missed you sir!

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 7, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Solid ribby single for CJ and we break the seal in the 1st!

Sweet!

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Break the seal

Has such gross connotations. Ewwww.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 7:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch for Dbacks

to be running back and forth between the dugout and the clubhouse all game.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

back and forth,

in and out, over and over again…

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

::groan::

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's two.

The over/under on foulpole sweets is 14.

Anyone? Anyone? Taking the under?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

this probably isn’t helping the two of you burying the hatchet.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've always thought

the “sweet” counter was a fun gauge of team success.

It never occurred to me that malice would be its intent.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definately

but on the other hand, he may not appreciate it. Or perhaps I’m sticking my big nose in a non-situation.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's okay.

He’s ignoring me anyway, so it’s irrelevant.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think anything

will every bury that hatchet. Not until formal diplomatic lines of communication are reestablished

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd quit shitting all over foulpole,

if he’d EVER respond to what I say. I couldn’t give a crap about an apology or anything like that. I just want him to quit being so damned annoying.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was never meant in malice.

The number of foulpole sweets is a definite gauge of how well our team is doing.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say it too

it’s a Manchester thing.Do I get snarked too?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 7:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say it too.

Just not every single time something good happens.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

And CY adds his own RBI double

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

CoJack with an RBI,

and now CY too.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

CY!

cmon!!!! get in ;)

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 7, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, man!!! Now CY comes through with the ribby double!

2-0!

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

3-0 with Reynold's sac fly

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark

with the sac fly.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

3-0.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Gorzelanny

records his first real out of the inning, but Reynolds gets the RBI.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

How big

is that stupid sac bunt right now??

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

If we lose by one run

then sure. Right now it’s just kind of dumb, but oh well.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least this time

the truism was wrong. “Play for one run and that’s all you get.”

It’s still way too early in the game for small ball.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is your icon

from “Kimono’s House”?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh...

Remember the innocence of the first inning?

Those were the times…

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

They were the best of times, they were the worst of times.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gorzey SUCKS!

Sac fly for Reynolds makes it 3-0.

Sweet!

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Three.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snydes' BA

is down to .255? When did this occur?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Wait a second,

Where are the huge ugly 80’s Blocker sunglasses? Burke, you disappoint me.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

1-2-3

Good start for Haren

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 7, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm hoping for a

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15… myself.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

And on and on.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet Randy Johnson wishes he was pitching today.

by TwinnerA on Jun 7, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Goldarn it

this stupid site has just gone bonkers,and refused to let me post my squeeeeee-ing at Mark’s RBI.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 7:21 PM EDT reply actions  

S'okay.

I think we all imagined it.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I just say

Matt Williams is really intelligent and charismatic in person.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Except

when he’s got the ‘roid rage.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I never saw that

But I would assume that wouldn’t be pleasant… On anyone. :)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's like he's a walking fountain of bad baseball cliches

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty deep flyout for a pitcher.

Dan Haren = awesome.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I think that we are looking at a Webby vs. Johan match up against the Mets next week.

That should be good stuff.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh man that would be great

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that it’s on Wed.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

ESPN shows Webb vs. Pelfrey to be followed by Haren vs. Santana.

by TwinnerA on Jun 7, 2008 7:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn.

But we’ve already seen Haren vs. Johan!!

Plus, that’s a matchup that occurred a few times in the AL. Webby vs. Santana would basically be the two NL CY frontrunners pitching against each other.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well that would suck. I thought that they both went on Fri.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Dan Haren hogstomps the Pirates to end the inning

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m really digging the descriptions of Haren’s pitching and the way he holds the ball.

by luckycc on Jun 7, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

It's always wonderful

to have substantive analysis during our broadcasts.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

So far, Danny Boy is making quick work of the Buccos!

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

DROOOOOOOOOOOO gets a single

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Lefty lefty and Wolf smokes one through the box to lead off our 3rd!

Sweet!

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Four.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit O-Dawg.

GIDP.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

GIDPoop

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Grounded Into Double Poop?

Well, that doesn’t sound very pleasant at all!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Trust me, it's not

it’s what happens when you have too much Pittsburgh pierogis.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought the herds of buffalo

roaming the outfield were at Colorado?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You'd think that would be true

but that would actually be at Dunn Tire Park

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

"Dunn Tire Park"?

Corporate sponsorship gone wild.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Better than EnergySolutions Arena

or the many other atrocities out there.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the way,

“Corporate sponsorship gone wild” sounds like an incredibly disturbing porno.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't that the best kind?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

I wouldn’t ADMIT it….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that inning is over quickly

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

McDonalds

seriously has the worst commercials EVER.

Well…. besides anything done by Alltel.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

There goes the PG.

BB to lead off the 3rd.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

By the way,

it’s really nice to be saying that about the opponent, rather than about the Dbacks.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get a grip Dan

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Geez, Gorzey. I think we found a pitcher that bunts worse than Webby.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s okay. I’d rather have a pitcher like Webb who can pitch.

by TwinnerA on Jun 7, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Poop on this, 3-1

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

3-1.

RBI by McLouth.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch! There goes the shutout.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

And the no-hitter.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

We've got very scatalogical tonight

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Burke caught it?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Nobody said he couldn't catch.

He just can’t hit.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was more because he was bobbling it

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice catch at the LF warning track

by Burke.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah.

Then he sounds like a radio.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he was fast we could call him Radio Flyer

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or perhaps if he was a kid

using his red wagon to escape his real world problems.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was scary. Nice catch, Burke!

by TwinnerA on Jun 7, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, I can live with Byrnsie (though I prefer Bam-Bam)

But Burke-y? REALLY? I vote for new Burke nickname.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I agree

It kind of sounds like a radio, but it is better than Burkey. But I am okay with CB. What about Burke-Burke. (In the voice of the Swedish Chef? ;))

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anything involving muppets

is a-okay for me. :-P

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

A broken bat lead off double for CY!

That’ll work!

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Not "sweet" enough for ya?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lead off double for CY

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't think the Pirates were ready for his jelly

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Young:

2-2, 2 2Bs.

Sut thinks it might have been a homer without the bat shattering.

By the way, these maple bats SUCK.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's get some Japanese oak up in here

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wanna see a bat

made out of sequoia, or mahogany, or something.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or maybe some Ironwood

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

lignum vitae

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Friend's over to watch the game

So I’m gonna head off. Bad manners to sit in front of a laptop with company, I think.

by luckycc on Jun 7, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Fine. Be that way.

I guess WE know who your true friends are….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ow to that stat

We have 3 batters in the top 5 for strikeouts in the NL :/

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 7, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

I am shocked, shocked,

to find out that we strike out a lot.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

CY, J-Up and Reynolds are all on the list of the 5 NL hitters with the most Ks. :-(

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost a home run

but you can’t double up CY, son.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, man! Snydes just missed the two run bomb there.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

GODDAMIT.

Jason Bay catches the deep, deep, deep flyout by Snydes. About a foot away from being a HR.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit

Bay /o\

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 7, 2008 7:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Safe, men on first and third

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s a pretty tough E on a rocket one hopper with the runner blocking your view.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did they score it an error?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to the Bucs’ feed.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sutton called it an IF single,

but now the Bucs suddenly have an E, so

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to yahoo “J. Upton safe at first on third baseman D. Mientkiewicz’s fielding error, C. Young to third”

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jupton

with the IF single off the glove.

Runners on the corners now, 2 outs.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course,

it’s now Haren at bat.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

We've got very scatalogical tonight

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Come in! And know me better, man!

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I was about to +1 someone for the Muppets reference

But instead I just realize I married the right guy.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Allow me.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Easy fly, easy out, easy commercial break

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Give Haren this:

He’s putting the ball into play to the OF today.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

3-2

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Solo homer, Bay.

3-2.

Fireworks? Really?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Not a lot to celebrate if you're a Pirates fan

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

frell

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, geez. First he steals one from Snydes then he parks one of his own. Sheesh!

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Is "sheesh"

the anti-sweet?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would think an economically depressed city like Pittsburgh

would hate a Canadian like Bay stealing American jobs—like baseball player.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Well it's not like Joe the Steel Worker was going to play left field

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

How do you know??

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I asked him

and he mumbled something about the Steelers and then shuffled away.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, this could be a disappointing game

if we can’t scratch out more than 3 runs off Tom Gorzy.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh, D-Backs, 3 runs might be enough for Webb, but Haren ain’t Webb.

by TwinnerA on Jun 7, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

A good throw gets him. :-(

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

J-Up had him by several feet with an accurate throw.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe

if he had done a flip, he would have nailed him.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Conversely

if Drew had done a flip to the bag, he would have got him.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jupton did a great job playing that double off the wall.

Made a strong throw into 2nd, but the throw was a bit off the plate.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Bag?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, bag. You're right.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Dan, lock this down.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

PB?

I thought that ball was fouled….

In the replay, I guess not.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:10 PM EDT reply actions  

C’mon, Danny Boy! Bear down!

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

And he did

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now, let’s get some hits followed by runs!

by TwinnerA on Jun 7, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Haren gets outta it.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Can someone please

ask Foulpole to read my latest response to him the Defense thread. I’m being serious here, t’s an entirely serious rebuttal to his position and I think that the site would be best served if he read it, responded to it and continued the discussion. There’s no snark, no jokes, just pure baseball discussion.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Stupid McLouth

grabs a hit away from Drew.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Dear foulpole

please read dahlian’s post

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 8:15 PM EDT reply actions  

It doesn't usually work like that.

You have to actually repost it for dahlian, because foulpole refuses to acknowledge dahlian’s existence.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

too much trouble

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody

please tell foulpole that she’s referring to the one in the defense FanPost.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

DearCoJack

hit one for mrssoco

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

O-Dawg just seems to keep getting on base these days.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m generally in favor of such a development.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. There's even a number for that.

It’s called “on-base percentage”.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dear CoJack

Do you like me?

Check yes or no.

Looooooove
Um… “anonymous”

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, I hope CoJack’s not checking the board between innings.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we see him blush, we'll know what's up.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

If we see him blush

I am on the next plane to Pittsburgh.

.... what?

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

The reply note:

Are you a University of Arizona sorostitute?

Check yes or no.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does that mean

she’s part of a bordello run by George Soros?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sutton, I don't want a ballgame

I want the Diamondbacks to be just blowing the Pirates out of the stadium.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I strongly support this position.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

CoJack pissed at himself.

Popped that one up, shoulda had an RBI.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

ARGH

Stupid blind guy.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't hate THE blind.

Just THAT blind guy.

He may be blind, but he doesn’t know shit about beers.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, that guy!

I was lacking context. But, yeah, I agree.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

With out context

I would think you rather crass.

With context… DAMN BLIND GUY.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what the context is,

but I assume it has to do with Lord of the Rings.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

There were blind guys

in LOTR?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it was directed by one

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please essplain.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that my sick burn was pretty self-explanatory

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

You didn't like LOTR?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was I supposed to?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

To think

you call yourself a nerd….

I have to ask: do you also hate freedom??

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

He is in fact a turrurist

I can attest to it. I do his laundry.

(Part of the time)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew it!!

It couldn’t be a coincidence that he didn’t like LOTR but liked Zohan….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's like saying

do you like pie or gasoline?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Be careful.

There’s a correct answer to both of those questions.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

do you like to eat pie or gasoline?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I refuse to give away this secret information to an enemy of freedom.

Be careful next time you go through airport security. They may ask you.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Zohan was funny

But only if you know Palestine or Israel or … um… ridiculous Jewish men.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm sure I'm just not Jewish enough,

but it could also be because I hate Adam Sandler.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

soco isn't a huge Sandler fan either

And he liked it! I don’t know. You would have to see it to see if you would like it. I think like 5 of us in the theater laughed and it was pretty packed.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 people in the theater laughed??

Ouch.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, Rocky is one of my favorites

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shelob

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

ordure

wasted walk

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice range by Burke there.

Looked like a base hit coming off the bat.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

3-3

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Shit! Tie game. :-(

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, now we can poop on that first inning bunt

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

You kiss your mom

with that mouth?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know I never got that phrase

I don’t kiss my mom. So, no, I don’t kiss my mom with this mouth. ;)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

See since I’m in an Italian family, I even kiss my dad.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

My family doesn't do the kissing thing

And we are Jewish, so I guess we are an anomaly. Sometimes cheeks? Maybe?

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s more than a ball game. Crap.

by TwinnerA on Jun 7, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Nate McLouth sucks.

3-3.

Which means, we REALLY need to stop putting up goose eggs.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Excrement

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Dangit

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

So the team with the pitcher with 7.00 plus ERA have tied the game.

by TwinnerA on Jun 7, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

At least this time

it’s a 7.00 ERA pitcher that was actually good last year.

well, not really…

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s the fact that once again we let a guy settle in rather than hitting him hard for more than one inning.

by TwinnerA on Jun 7, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Keep hitting balls to Mientkiewicz.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

See Markie run!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitch count through 5:
Gorzey 84
Haren 67

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Snyder with another deep flyout.

This is getting upsetting.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh oh.....

Upton REALLY pissed after taking strike 3….. walks back to the dugout, ripping off his gloves, and very visibly screams, “F_! S_!”

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

An 88 mph, center cut, 2 strike meatball and J-Up just stares at it. Sheesh!

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Sheesh count: 2.

I think at the end of this game, we’ll know who won based on the ratio of foulpole’s “sweet”s and his “sheesh”’s.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was a down and outside

breaking ball. Still a strike and definitely something that Upton should have been at least protecting on.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

FINISH HIM

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

78 pitches through 5.2 so far.

DEFINITELY let him lead off the next.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

79 through 6.

NOW GET SOME FREAKING RUNS!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm torn.

We really need offense.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice!

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gorzey has thrown 95 pitches. Do we see him in our 7th?

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess so. It’s time to boost his ERA, not lower it.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

i can haz runz plz

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you Haren!

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

me too

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully

running the basepaths doesn’t affect him the way it does Webb.

Then again, Haren seems thinner and in better shape.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

And.... Dan Haren hits for himself

and leads off with a double.

WHY is it that our pitchers ARE OUR BEST FREAKING HITTERS???

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

The Owings Effect

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's really nice

to have an AL lineup.

Well—Burke kinda hits like a pitcher, so

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

mad irony

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

channelling Babe Ruth

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh Haren

You get two scoops of ice cream after this game.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

What would you do

for CoJack if he hit one outta the park this inning?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd eat a Klondike Bar

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Danny Boy!! Lead off double to start our 7th!

Sweet!

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Five!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now I fear

for Haren’s ability to pitch next inning after running the bases…

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Comedic slide into 3rd there

by Haren.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Dreeeeeewwwww

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

No, we're actually saying BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARGH

Drew, channeling Eric Byrnes, pops out with a runner on 3rd.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Good hitting by Haren is wasted

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

This is pretty sick. If our right handed heavy line up can’t do better than this against a struggling LHP. Geez!!!

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

It doesn't matter that we're using RHB against a JHP.

We can’t hit for shit off ANYONE.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm..... Freudian slip? *LHP

JHP = Jacket HollowPoint.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

*Jacketed

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that stinks.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Leadoff double fails to score.

Talk about a shitty freaking offense.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm pissed at O-Dawg

but really, the failure to score has to be laid on Drew.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I was preparing an overflow thread

when we were at 200+ comments through 3 innings, but now, with 370+ through 6.5, I don’t think we’ll be needing it….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Evening, folks

Here I am, ready for a night of semi-naked women, and what do I see? An offense that decided to take the game off after the first. We won’t win this one by scoring three, that much is clear.

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Since it's tied at three,

you might be right.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Big K there with the man on 2nd.

Xavier Nady—the X Man up to bat.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Cruz is up in the ‘pen.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

As well he should be.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burke makes the out,

NOW LETS GET SOME RUNS. I’M SO DAMN SERIOUS.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I'M SO SERIAL!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GET CUKOO

FOR COCO PUFFS

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another Bucs lefty on the hill.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burke, again,

with the good range.

What’s Burke’s career SB% look like?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

33-10

In the majors. 123-49 in the minors.

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

O rly?

I was unaware of this innovation. Care to elaborate?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here

you can add it to your search bar list.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Don’t think I’ll add it, though.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

What a weirdo

search toolbars are one of humanity’s greatest achievement.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

One of humanity's greatest achievements

at cluttering up my browser and saving my personal information.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Of course.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay,

I’ve just never heard anyone refer to the search toolbar as cluttering up the browser.

I don’t get what you mean by saving personal information – there’s no tracing software to install. The algorithm is already in the browser. It just redirects your data to B-Ref instead Google or Wikipedia or what have you.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh....

JUST GET SOME RUNS!!!

WE DON’T CARE ABOUT THE PENGUINS.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Another deep flyout.

We may never hit another HR this entire season.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

And.....

The Dbacks respond to Haren’s stepping up by…. going down 1-2-3.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

That's how they roll

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh, I'm sooo hungry

and not for gasoline or pie.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 9:03 PM EDT reply actions  

I just do not

Feel confident we’re going to win this for some reason.

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe because

we can’t freaking score runs?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe because our offense is so bad of late, I can’t even come up with a funny saying about it without becoming a little depressed?

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember

when we used to score like Paris Hilton?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hopefully they'll win

other wise it could turn into a full blown storm or hurricane.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, that's worth a +1.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Took me a second to get it, but okay.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly. It was clever.

Hence, the +1.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double switch. Augie in for Reynolds and Cruz into the 6 hole.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Augie in to play 3rd?

Missed that.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Made a good play

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

And here comes Cruz

Master of the Three True Outcomes…

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play by Augie.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

1-2-3 by Cruz.

Will we score this inning? Somehow, I don’t believe so….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Inning over

Runs. Is it too much to ask for?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Allow me.

Runs. Is it too much to ask for?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope.

Snyder HR!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just watched

A film about our hitters’ better halves:

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions  

When you say "hitters"

you mean Orlando Hudson and Conor Jackson?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh my....

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

And it’s a Juan-2-3 for Cruz. Let’s break out the rally caps!

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 9:10 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Haha. I don't know why, but this made me laugh.

Definitely deserves a +1.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

U of A

wildcats have let 6 runs in the top of the 4th, they are losing 7-4

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Lame.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

you just posted Juan, 2, 3, man that shit is “lame”

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he was referring to U of A losing as lame…

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miami is still batting, the have put 15 guys to the plate this inning, (Az has walked 6 batters)...

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I only ask for two things today

For my torrent of Doctor Who to finish downloading, and for the Diamondbacks to win. Please, Diamondbacks, you can only affect one of these- make it happen.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Snyder!

Thank you!

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please, Diamondbacks, you can only affect one of these- make it happen.

The Dbacks are your internet service provider?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, that title belongs to whichever one of my neighbors doesn’t secure their wi-fi. Which, I guess, could be one of the Diamondbacks, but I somehow doubt it.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHOOOOOO!

I have mixed feelings about this week, but it is always nice to see other Dr. Who fans. :D

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m pretty much always in favor of any Stephen Moffat-written episodes. I’m curious to see this week’s.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I completely understand. ;)

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be honest

before I saw it was you, I thought this was my wife.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

it wouldn’t exactly be a slip or anything.

If he called you his gf, then you might be a bit worried.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

Still new though. :D

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know how it is

My two year anniversary is in August, and it’s still a little surprising to call her my wife. =)

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was still getting used to "fiance"

Though we rarely called each other that.

People ask me how my husband is and I get moments of, “Husband—-what?”

Good to know it doesn’t wear off though. :D

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

We never used fiance much, so, once we did get married, I went through a while when I had to work to stop calling her my girlfriend. A couple of my co-workers would tease me about it, so I’d get in the habit of using wife.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

At our wedding reception

I asked my one of my friends, “Where is my boyfriend?” I doubt I will ever live it down. She screamed, “You are wearing the dress!” ;)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's pretty impressive.

:-P

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

That’s awesome.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he called me his wife, then she might also be worried.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

SNYDERMAN

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

SYNDER FREAKING MAN

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Snyder!!

Leadoff homer!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow!

double plus good

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Good for Snider,

after a couple warning track shots, he breaks through in epic fashion.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Y? Y would you do this?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh?

He had been hitting the ball hard. It’s finally nice to see one of his shots go ten feet longer and get out.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was referring to "Snider".

You should know better.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, bad pun

Because it’s spelled Snyder.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

New?

Welcome to the ‘Pit!

I think.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

yup

im new (fan since 98), and good luck apparently!

by CPAYNEonaplane on Jun 7, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Before you call yourself "good luck,"

let the game end. Don’t want to jinx it.

But again, WELCOME!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome

Of course, if we win, you need to show up early next time. :-)

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good thing Snyder hit that HR,

because followed by 2 quick groundouts.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Lyon with back to back save situations.

What is this odd beast they call “a lead”?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh oh.

Leadoff single. Tying run on 1st with no outs.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Cross X X fingers

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions  

6-4-3 double play is want im asking for

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would support

this course of action.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

dung

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

I hope soco

knows CPR.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Rumor has it

That a D-backs win has special rejuvenating properties.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

They are from Phoenix....

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Emperor Qin Shi Huangdi

is still looking for the Dbacks.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those Pirate coaches sure are touchy feely

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

test is this working?

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

Sorry.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was freaking out for several minutes.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right when Snyeds hit his bomb.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

If the 'Pit freaking out on you means a Dbacks HR,

I hope you’ll take it everytime.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

SWEEP THE LEG

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE. God I love 80s movies

by UofAZGrad on Jun 7, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know if there’s ever been anything as vicious as that in a kid-oriented movie. At the very least, it’s still way up on the list.

by Azreous on Jun 7, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no legs…(kids)

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Others know that movie!

My friends in high school used to sing that “song”. We were a demented bunch.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

They're bunting.

Good, I guess?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions  

This late in a one-run game

bunts have a roughly neutral W-Ex effect.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

pop up

Byrnes is working his voodoo on the opposition

by UofAZGrad on Jun 7, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Hudson let Upton catch a fly ball?

WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL O-DAWG?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Good catch.

No, not on Upton’s part. On your part.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

BIG out there.

Popout to short RF doesn’t advance the runner.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Snyder

Did Snyder pull his homerun or go oppo?

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Caught stealing!

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice managing Pitt that is why you have not been above .500 since 93

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

At least they didn’t have to endure the Bond’s scandal 14 years later.

by UofAZGrad on Jun 7, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

CS!

2 outs.

I’m not sure that was actually intime, though….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Caught stealing!

Excellent!

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Wooooohhhh

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Got him!

That’s two!!

I think we got a break on that call.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

just one more out

pretty please

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Since you asked so nicely. :)

They had to oblige.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey.

Don’t knock manners, just because they’re the way of the past.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey I work at a preschool

I revel in the novelty of manners and preach its greatness to all. ;)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

A preschool?

Now I understand why you feel so at home around the ‘Pit.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can't believe

it took somebody this long to think of that joke.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

And a walk

The Pirates are now regretting that steal attempt, I imagine.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

you know

When something like that happens in a regular season game, you have to appreciate that Babe Ruth isn’t known as the biggest goat in Baseball history. He ended the World Series one year by getting caught stealing for the last out in a one run game.

by UofAZGrad on Jun 7, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty close

on both 2-1 and 3-1 there.

Time to get LaRoche though.

by Azreous on Jun 7, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

We win!

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

That'll do pig, that'll do.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

My references are like clusterbombs

sure, most of them will probably land on schools and hospitals, but every once and awhile I connect.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please pay $500

and go straight to Jail. That was awful.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too far?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe a bit.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I probably shouldn’t be laughing as hard at that as I am.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

What if you use it

in reference to this?

I didn’t see Babe for the longest so I had no idea that the Disco Pigs usage was a reference. For the longest time I marveled at the ubiquity of such a seemingly niche movie.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ballgame!

Wooh!

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm claiming credit

For this win. Me and the She-Wolves of the Wasteland. Despite the snarky response from certain quarters. :-)

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

Persis Khambatta and Kathleen Kinmont will be around to discuss it in detail later, and to remove several organs. :-)

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Lyon roars

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

In the wasteland

The she-wolves’ wasteland
The Lyon reaps tonight…

:-)

by Jim McLennan on Jun 7, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

CPAYNEonaplane

join us more often :-)

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

That seemed like a pretty quick game.

by foulpole on Jun 7, 2008 9:29 PM EDT reply actions  

2 hrs 25 min

(estimated)

So you’re right.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not quite as short as the Webb shut out a week ago

We sat down in our seats and the game was practically over. ;)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 7, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

So....

should we take bets as to when Lyon will give up another run?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions  

No

I say we shouldn’t tempt the fates like that.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

See, I think that's jinx-neutral,

because we’re implicitly allowing for the possibility that he WILL give up another run.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

We won't be doing that. Do you know why?

Because there’s a little thing called what, DbacksSkins?

“Tempting fate”.

Tempting fate is what it’s called. In the two months this team has been on my radar screen, I have aged 48 years. This is my Day of Jubilee and I will not have it screwed up by what, DbacksSkins?

“By tempting fate.”

By tempting fate. These things take patience. These things take skill. These things take luck. In the two months we’ve been on the field, what kind of luck have we had, DbacksSkins?

“Bad luck.”

What kind of luck?

“Very bad luck.”

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too lazy

to google this reference.

I still maintain that betting on WHEN something will happen, rather than WHETHER, is not an autojinx.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

GADZOOKS MAN!!!

Drop everything you’re doing and go out and rent the first season of The West Wing. The first four seasons are quite probably the greatest television ever produced.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that from The West Wing?

Ah. I’m not sure I should necessarily have it memorized, but that would mean I HAVE seen it before.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a fairly memorable scene,

from the confirmation of Supreme Court Justice Mendoza.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should have guessed

It reads like Aaron Sorkin.

(Never seen the West Wing, but I’m a big Sports Night fan.)

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did a good job

on Charlie Wilson’s War, too.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve got that at the library waiting for me to pick up.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had never seen it

until my boy made me watch it last sunday morning. Good flick, and especially well-written.

I noted a bunch of clips of American aircraft exploding during some of the montages, though.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

If it's the East Valley regional library

get your ### down there and pick it up. I volunteer there a few days a week and they’re being overrun by ridiculous amounts of hold request and people waiting too long to pick them up.

Of course, it’s management’s fault for not putting a limit on the number of holds a patron can place at one time.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um....

Wouldn’t it be a library in Utah? Or has Devin already moved?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's moved

Now he’s somewhere in the West Valley….

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 7, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah.

I should really keep track of these things. I thought he was moving in July.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Moved already

I’ve been in Surprise for a few weeks now.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 8, 2008 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Only

If he is pitching in a mop up role

by UofAZGrad on Jun 7, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

jun 23 in Fenway…I will be thier…with a sign..

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

So then, why would you

WANT him to give up a run then?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

we will be up by 2 runs Im gonna catch a hr (and not throw it back I will be on TV then)...im sitiing on the green monster for all three games…we will sweep

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Please!

Knock wood, sir! Immediately!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I got a good feeling my first time at fenway, and I get to see 3 d-back games that will be heaven.

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah.

My first/only time at Fenway, I saw the Orioles.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

In about a month, in my first/only time at Fenway, I’ll be seeing the Orioles.

by luckycc on Jun 7, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah.

Except yours probably won’t be on Father’s Day, at age 6.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's your sign gonna say,

by the way?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm...

Yeah, that works. A “Car” sign at a foreign park will prolly get some FSAZ airtime, too.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

This was a huge win

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Ah to be a Dodgers fan

Your team finally wins a couple and the D-Backs keep pace.

by UofAZGrad on Jun 7, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

This,

is true.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure

But being incarcerated is better than being a Pirates fan depending on the length of sentence and whether you are pitching or catching.

by UofAZGrad on Jun 7, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

saucy

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 7, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's all relative

However, a life sentence as a “catcher” is still better than being a Clippers fan.

by UofAZGrad on Jun 7, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

::disturbed::

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

you and my parole officer

Jump to way too many conclusions about me

by UofAZGrad on Jun 7, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh....

I could have responded with more details, but didn’t want to allow room for similar conclusions.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cats have the game tied at 7,

with a runner on 2nd, still in the 4th.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Just as I post this,

groundout. But still, Cats somehow tied the game. (I just switched to it, so I don’t know how)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

why did we draft an injured player?

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cause he is local

Better than importing an injured player?

by UofAZGrad on Jun 7, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would first look at if players arm is going to fall off before I draft him.

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Pssshhht. Logic.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

well

It’s not like there was any kind of warning. I suppose if he had had Tommy John surgery in high school that would have tipped us off but short of that. . .

by UofAZGrad on Jun 7, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tommy John is a miracle surgery but in like 25% of the cases the player sucks ass after it takes place…not many players have it in high school

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently it's just his side.

So that’s something.

We at least have the new draft rules saving us from our stupidity; if he fails his physical and the teams don’t come to terms, we get an extra first round pick next year.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he is injured, do you think that we can really low ball him on the bonus?

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I hope so.

You save money where you can.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Doctor Who finishes downloading! Today is awesome!

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

And

the ESPN guys are talking about how it’s not his arm, or his elbow, it’s just an oblique muscle.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Danny Schlereth,

I mean.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

arm, elbow and shoulder are the biggest areas of concern

if it’s really an oblique, I’m not too worried, but you have to consider the possibility that a just-drafted kid with the big league on his mind may not be the most reliable source of full injury disclosure.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

you really cant go wrong with a lefty in the late 1st rd if his arm is not gonna fall of tommorrow

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does that still hold true

if his arm falls off the day AFTER tomorrow

by UofAZGrad on Jun 7, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe he can throw with his right arm, jim abbot i think was his name had only one arm, he pitched with the angles and yankees

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't understand

this post is a wee-bit too obtuse for me.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

I pretty much ignored it and just responded to what I thought it was saying.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

A switch-pitcher?

I always wondered how awesome it would be to have one of those. The ultimate reliever.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

you guys really dont remember that guy with the half arm…he threw a pitch then real fast put his glove on?? early 90’s

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that you've essplained it,

it’s kinda clever, in retrospect.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Vaguely.

But that doesn’t really have anything to do with someone who can throw with both arms….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

our 1st rd picks arm may fall off, so all im saying is that I hope he can throw mid to hi 90’s with his right arm

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's assuming

that they got their info from him.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

karl ravich is a tool, I get all my inside info from JOHN KRUK

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone else

watching the Canes-Cats game?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Amen, brother!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Clearly, that's what I meant.

Apparently, I didn’t realize how many females we have at this site.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's ok

It’s not like I’m wearing a sign that says, “I’m a girl, ask me how!”

by luckycc on Jun 7, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, perhaps you should?

Certainly helps out our ratio here.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

UA grad by the way?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

Fairly fresh too, I graduated in Dec.

by luckycc on Jun 7, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Obligated to ask:

On Facebook?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm considering creating a Facebook group

for all the ‘Pitters who use it.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd join

But I’m also the kind of facebook user who is updating her profile for the first time in three years.

by luckycc on Jun 7, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

It happens.

I added you. You’d be the 6th ‘Pitter I know on FB. (Plus Silverblood and Russ from Purple Row, who post here occasionally)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Added back

That I can be found so quickly both frightens and amazes.

by luckycc on Jun 7, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, your name isn't exactly

“Jane Smith” or something.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sure.

Which network are you?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nvm.

I think I narrowed you down using your email.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I noticed.

Responded to your post, also.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Great

Now I’m debating giving in and signing up for Facebook.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 8, 2008 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't do it!

Social networking sites = High School – only without the learning ‘n’ stuff.

Just my not-so humble opinion, of course…

by Jim McLennan on Jun 8, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wrong.

MySpace = High School—only without the learning ‘n’ stuff.

Facebook is a cut above—it WAS started at Harvard, after all.

We were one of the first non-Ivy schools to have it. (Gtown, I mean. Not UA.)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

I stand corrected

Facebook is MySpace for those too pretentious to go on MySpace…

by Jim McLennan on Jun 8, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I am pretty pretentious…

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 8, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

My, aren't we judgmental? ;-)

We’ve been over this. I have a MySpace. I just never use it.

Besides, I thought pretension was a prerequisite for joining the Snakepit—clever disguised as “nerdiness”?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’ve got a MySpace too. All mockery aside, it’s actually pretty nice for keeping up with old friends from high school.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 8, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly, that's the best thing about Facebook.

Good way to keep track of people from HS. Also, since you’re limited by schools/companies/regional networks, it’s a lot less stalker-friendly than MySpace.

Also less annoying, because unlike on MySpace, there aren’t fake profiles constantly being created, asking you to view their webcam on a dating site, and then eventually getting deleted.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's the assertion

That Facebook is, in some way, radically different from MySpace which amuses me. From what I’ve seen, the only difference is slightly-better spelling…

by Jim McLennan on Jun 8, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

There's big structural differences

in the basic software that underline philosophical rifts between the two, and make Facebook a lot less cluttered, more organized, less of a free-for-all, and even less commercial, than MySpace.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plus, at least it isn’t owned by Rupert Murdoch.

Okay, I’ll give in.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 8, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's the biggest thing that annoys me about MySpace.

Murdoch’s Minions are constantly advertising everything Fox—sometimes even by sending out private messages.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Odds on this lasting

That would be “Zero”, Bob. And at the volume of current membership, as more people join, the average IQ of participants is only going to go one way…

by Jim McLennan on Jun 8, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

True, perhaps.

I suppose it’s more understandable if you’re actually a member of one or both.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes,

but do you know which non-Ivy school was the first to get Facebook?

by dahlian on Jun 8, 2008 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

::sigh::

Lemme guess. ‘Furd?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 6:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Besides,

how can myself, snakecharmer, Wimb, luckycc, emilylovesthedbacks, Silverblood, Russ, seton hall snake pit, and whoever else is on there too… POSSIBLY be wrong?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 12:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

If it makes you feel any better by the way,

I was considered a Facebook “holdout” a long time ago (Spring ‘04) when Facebook first came to Gtown and I refused to join for the first two months or so.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I chose to watch castaway on tnt instead of the wildcats

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

You chose wrong, obviously.

:-D

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

class of 2004 im watching the game, I still hate that bayless is going pro even if he will be a top 5 pick

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

if the NBA hadn’t changed the rules in the first place, he never would have been to college in the first place.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was somewhat redundant.

Strike one of those “first place”’s. Either one.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

correct

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

You and me both

And don’t get me started on that foolishness with Budinger.

by luckycc on Jun 7, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Budinger is lame and soft.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

budinger is a diff story, he is the worst defender i have ever seen play the game of b-ball

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good 4 him.

Glad to hear it.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

he’s still hitting .222 with no walks…

It’s more an amusing coincidence than a congratulations on his success.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I seem to recall Upton

not hitting very well last year.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, true.

Last year was his first season, and he hit .221. That’s all I’m saying.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

or this year

I hate to say this, but this place is getting to me. I think I'm getting the fear.

by UptonMVP on Jun 7, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

err.. CSF

I get all those state schools confused.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not alma mater,

I’m still attending.

And CSF is ranked 5th in the country.

by dahlian on Jun 7, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really? I thought you already graduated from 'Furd.

And yeah, I’m aware of CSF.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw.

Congrats.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

WHAT?!?!?!

that makes two in a row! on the road?!

woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 7, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds pretty good, don't it?

Nevermind that it’s the Pirates….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes, well.

i’m willing to disregard that miniscule detail.
:)

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 7, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah.

Just sayin’.

But how nice would a 4 game sweep be?

::Furiously rapping on wood::

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is why

we furiously rap on wood.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 8:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Continue Facebook discussion down here?

Besides, Jim, how bad can Facebook be? There’s a widget called “The Snake Pit” that allows you to express allegiance to the Dbacks. (Versus “The Rockpile”, which is for fans of… well, you get it.)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 12:38 AM EDT reply actions  

Besides,

it’s like the Borg. Resistance is futile.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m just waiting until I get somewhere that can merge all the necessary platforms. Once someone’ll combine my Myspace/Facebook, my Livejournal, and my Goodreads page, that should pretty much take up a good portion of why I’m on the internet.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 8, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fundamental objection

To these networks is that the increase the number of contacts, at the expense of quality. They contribute towards the current tendency where people are vaguely aware of a large number of people, rather than having meaningful relationships with a smaller number.

You are probably right, in that resistance is futile, and that the future probably involves us never actually leaving our homes, exchanging social networking bulletins of steadily-decreasing relevance with an increasing number of people we hardly know.

Or, you can take the red pill. :-)

by Jim McLennan on Jun 8, 2008 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

True.

But I’m using it, at the moment, to keep track of friends as we all go off to different places for college (or, in the case of my best friend, stay in high school).

Yeah, I have the people I’m vaguely aware of and only know through witty interwebs message board banter (DbacksSkins…)but for the most part, I only add people I actually know. So I guess it depends on how ya use the technology presented to you.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2008 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

For sure

[ I guess it depends on how ya use the technology presented to you. ]

Yep. Like anything else, I guess. It’s a tool. See also…oh, just about anything, from atomic power to the pop-up toaster. In 18 months, you’ll probably find yourself wondering why you bothered in 90% of the cases, as you move on and form new relationships. It was certainly the case when I left school, and again when I graduated from college.

by Jim McLennan on Jun 8, 2008 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have no doubt that in a few weeks, I’ll get bored and delete all those lovely people I just don’t talk to anymore, and then again when the semester ends and again after the year ends.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2008 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

You say that now....

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've had a long flame war about this in the BTF Lounge

I agree with Jim, and Durkheim – it’s anomie.

The rise of the transient nuclear family is one of the bigger causes – the internet seems to have only sped things along. I try to fight it by continuing the culture of gift-giving that many anthropologists cite as one of the greatest social inventions for developing and strengthening meaningful cultural ties.

And for the love of god, WRITE LETTERS AND THANK YOU NOTES. None of this email crap. Take the time to sit down and write a little note to someone. You’ll make society better in the long run.

by dahlian on Jun 8, 2008 2:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

So,

you’re a big fan of the written word? Me too. I still DEFINITELY write TY notes, and not on the computer or email—in handwriting no less, so I understand your concern of anomie.

What is “BTF”, by the way?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 7:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

The only thing I hate...

Are the applications. Like bumper sticker? Look at my profile. I don’t know how many I have…but it’s a lot. I’m actually in the midst of an application purge process…Getting rid of the dumb ones and bumper stickers that make no sense.

I agree with soco about Myspace music. But I had a 54 year old man who would add me once a week, and when I blocked him, he’d delete that profile and make a new one. So, I’m not going back to Myspace anytime soon.

Besides. I like Facebook better.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2008 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

See, I may have too many applications,

but since I have nearly 1200 friends, I have A TON that I haven’t added.

And, yeah. MySpace, creepy, yeah. What did soco say about MySpace Music?

I find MySpace Music extremely annoying because I’m constantly having random DC/Tucson bands, looking for new fans, add me as a friend.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Music

That I can see the use for. You like Group X, and through them, you find Group Y, whom you also like. Mind you, a Limewire search is almost as helpful [that’s how I stumbled across groups like PMMP. Who are Finnish…] If there was a MySpace for music, without all the drama…

by Jim McLennan on Jun 8, 2008 12:49 AM EDT reply actions  

There is a "MySpace Music".

Part of the problem is, there are slightly fewer than 11 billion bands registered on it. (Every two-bit 7th grader who fancies himself a rapper has a profile….)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

So, it’s a MySpace for Music, with all the drama. :-) I think I’ll stick to Limewire and Internet radio, it’s a bit more focused.

by Jim McLennan on Jun 8, 2008 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

There was a "Myspace for music"

that I guess still exists, called Purevolume. The great thing about it back in the day was it didn’t have very much social interaction. You just looked for music, and streamed it.

There is a new website that was founded by a band, called ModLife. I don’t know much about it, but it’s supposed to be networking site for musicians. Unfortunately the website doesn’t appear to be live yet, with just the founding band available right now.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 8, 2008 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well I HAD a comment

but I’ll say it again.

The only good thing about Myspace, and you don’t even need to register to do it, is to find music. I’ve found all kinds of music that I’d never known through it.

Facebook was better, to me, when it was limited to the college students and the directly out of college students. Even though it has tighter controls than Myspace, the everyone and their mother bit kind of annoys me because there’s a lot of people I frankly don’t want to be “friended” to. That’s why I put them in Facebook Purgatory and never accept or decline their add-request.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 8, 2008 1:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, all those anti-HS petitions on Facebook

back in the day got it right. It was better when it was exclusively limited to people with a college email addy.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

alright...

so, it’s been 2ish years since i’ve been on myspace.
back in the day, the music thing was great. i could find bands i liked, see what they listened to, find new bands, and hear what my friends were recording.

and i kinda refuse to download limewire.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2008 1:03 AM EDT reply actions  

Why do you refuse to download LimeWire?

One of the greatest things about LimeWire is that some people share LimeWire Pro, so you can DL it without paying. Stupid loophole, that.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

true.
i guess it’s just that i got in trouble for using it before, on my old (shared) computer. it made the dinosaur run even slower, so even though i now have a nice shiny new laptop (yay!!) i don’t really want it. although, it would be helpful…

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2008 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I ONLY leave LimeWire open when I'm actually actively downloading stuff. Otherwise, I exit it.

You can also limit your upload bandwidth, etc. Since I have DSL, uploading stuff slows down my connection A LOT, so I have LW limited to only uploading to 1 user at a time.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah, well,

I’m basically computer illiterate.
I know how to use itunes, photoshop, microsoft office, and my camera software, and that’s about it…

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2008 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh.

but i did manage to set up my laptop completely on my own.
i’m learnin’!

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 8, 2008 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

You were right!

I DID give you a +1 for setting up your laptop!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 8:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm....

Yeah, in that case, you might be better off sticking with iTunes.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, butthole,

remember, I’m an expert in computer/network security.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 6:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then I would really like to hear

why you think that the Firefox search toolbar is so invasive. I understand this sentiment when it comes to obvious Malware like Zango or aesthetically unpleasing installs like the Google or Yahoo toolbars, but not the search toolbar.

I’ve used it so long, that I couldn’t even imagine having to load the bookmarked page before looking up stuff on Google, B-Ref, Wikipedia &c.

by dahlian on Jun 8, 2008 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

See, I used to use Limewire, and then most everything I searched for was useless, and the program itself bogged down my computer like nothing else- well, nothing short of iTunes.

Personally, I do most things by torrent nowadays.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 8, 2008 3:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Torrents are good

so long as you know what you’re doing.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 6:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

When I'm at school

I have to force myself to not use torrents of questionable morality.

Not only is the network great, but the computer policy is basically a green light for students to download whatever they want. The school promises to never reveal you personal information to a complaining media company and it is only upon receiving the third complaint of illegal behavior that the IT department will even consider suspending a student’s internet access.

It’s one of those cases of an expensive school looking after their own students, most likely to the long-term detriment of their students. It sure doesn’t help to curb the attitude among many of the undergrad students that the world is nothing but their play-thing.

by dahlian on Jun 8, 2008 11:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'd be VERY leery

Of downloading any programs off Limewire, simply because there is basically no quality control. I’ve found out the hard way that how something is labeled is not necessarily what you get. 8-P But regular Limewire is fine for all practical purposes and is great for accessing obscure foreign music, be it Swiss techno, Belgian chanteuses or the aforementioned PMMP.

by Jim McLennan on Jun 8, 2008 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, that's true.

If I weren’t so computer literate, securitywise, I guess it’d be more of an issue. I’ve also learned to recognize LimeWire junk just by looking at it. (I.e., you can recognize the filesize, naming, etc. of a lot of fake stuff)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 8, 2008 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

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