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Gameday Thread, #61: 6/6 vs. Pirates

Arizona Diamondbacks at Pittsburgh Pirates, Jun 6, 2008 7:05 PM EDT


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Brandon Webb
RHP, 10-2, 2.69

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Ian Snell
RHP, 2-5, 5.94

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Hey, we didn't lose yesterday! How cool is that? Of course, we didn't actually play yesterday, but why quibble over trivial details. Dodgers still lost, of course, so we're four games ahead - that's a game further than we were a month ago. Our unstoppable roll towards the NL West title continues! Though at current rate, we will likely end up making the 2005 Padres - who were below .500 into the final week, and still won the division by five games - look like the 2001 Mariners.

Still, the rest of the season starts here, and I do feel fairly optimistic. We have the front of our rotation to look forward to, and we play four games against a sub-.500 team - we are 25-12 against teams with a losing record (compared to 7-16 against winners, the worst record in the National League). However, we are also a) on the road, and b) outside of our division. This does not augur well for the series. All told, I would be very happy to take three of four: a good outing from Webb today will go a long way towards that goal. Snell hasn't been up to much this year, and I'm hoping it'll help get the offense back on track.

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Good ol' Snell.

He was the first pitcher taken for me in fantasy baseball, and now he’s on my bench.

Go to work, boys. Beat the hell out of him. Get another win for Webby.

by Azreous on Jun 6, 2008 6:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's have another Webb gem

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 6, 2008 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

O dawg doubles up

let’s hope this is a sign of better things

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 6, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Stile4aly's keys to the game

1) Participate in the Gameday thread, since my lack of participation clearly has affected the D’backs ability to win.
2) Remember that we’re playing the Pirates.
3) Celebrate the fact that the “Wizard” ad will soon be a thing of the past
4) Call upon the Doctor’s mojo to get the offense going
5) Settle in and watch BSG after the game.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

BSG?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Battlestar Galactica

What the frak did you think it was? ;-)

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Didn't know.

NOW it makes sense, yeah.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like that Tracy is starting

I don’t like that he’s replacing the best hitter on our team, rather than the worst hitter in the lineup.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 7:12 PM EDT reply actions  

I take that back

worst hitting infielder in the lineup.

I would take Reynolds over Sally as a hitter long term and he’s about on par with CY.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two on now.

Reynolds with a chance to break things open early.

by Azreous on Jun 6, 2008 7:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Optimism.

At least the bases were loaded that inning?

by Azreous on Jun 6, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

3 baserunners

3 Ks, that sounds about right…

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 7:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Optimism

and this team right now are not speaking to each other

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 6, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, Yahoo is sending mixed signals

The Gamechannel says it’s 1 and 1 to Reynolds, and the Scores & Schedule page says bases loaded… Makes me wish for the relative utility of Gameday

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 7:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Inauspicious start.

Webb plunks McClouth with a curve ball that almost went behind him.

by Azreous on Jun 6, 2008 7:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Mornin all

Sorry for the late arrival…Rockband has me owned :D

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 6, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I know how you feel

I bought GTA 3 from the bargain bin and I’ve been a complete sucker for it lately.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Old school

Which one, the original? or San Andreas?

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 6, 2008 7:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lately

I’ve been playing a lot of Mafia. It’s a few years old, but it’s basically GTA in 1930s NYC.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

YEah

I heard of that game, never played it though

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 6, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's great.

It got like all 4 and 5 stars when it came out in either 2002 or 2003.

For some reason, I own the UK version. NO idea how I ended up with that.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anything going on?

Yahoo is frakked for me. I’ll be listening to the game on the drive home shortly.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

There you go.

A zero for Webb, as both teams strand a runner at third.

by Jim McLennan on Jun 6, 2008 7:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Nifty play by O-Dawg to get the final out.

Webby looks a little wild so far. He’s also getting the ball up. Let’s hope that doesn’t last.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 7:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitch count through 1:

Webby 16
Smell 30

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Good work

Jeff, lead off walk

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 6, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice lead off bb for Sally to start our 2nd.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 7:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, all... heading home

I’ll be on the radio for a bit and then watching from home.

Be back in a bit.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 7:31 PM EDT reply actions  

PB

Let him swing…

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 6, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

bunt does no good

here.

Let him swing indeed.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 6, 2008 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bummer

Oh well

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 6, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

They did and Webby Ked looking.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 7:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Williams' voice is starting to sound

more and more like Joe Sr.’s.

Just without the burden of actually being enjoyable for others.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Drooooooooooooooooo!

RBI double!

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 6, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Wolf with the laser off the right field line wall for the ribby double!

Sweet!!!

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Drewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

FTW!

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 6, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Smell is throwing a lot of pitches again in our 2nd.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

58 pitches through 2 for Smell.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

He won’t be around long with those numbers. How’s their bullpen?

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 6, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

True that. I’m not very familiar with their ‘pen. But, hey, it’s the Bucs. How good can they be?

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weird

6 Ks in the first two innings for the Diamondbacks. Yeesh.

But, hey, a lead!

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 6, 2008 7:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Just checked in to the game and had to check the box score when I heard Sutton say 6 strikeouts already.

by TwinnerA on Jun 6, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our offense is beyond ridiculous

through two innings, three hits, two walks, six ks.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm beginning to think

our BABIP this game may not be sustainable.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 7:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Two quick outs for Webb

Nice.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 6, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

am i seeing things?

Or did Drew just mutter something about “f’ing missing fastballs” after that Young K.

Admittedly I may be projecting my thoughts (I mean strike 2 was RIGHT down the middle on 2-1 count) into Drew’s words, but i thought I saw something there.

by peeklay on Jun 6, 2008 7:46 PM EDT reply actions  

When he’s throwing strikes, Smell is serving up meatballs. That’s for sure.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

A quick 1-2-3 for Webby in their 2nd. He looked much better there than in the 1st.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 7:47 PM EDT reply actions  

he looked good

lets see if this humidity can get that sinkerball to devastating status

by peeklay on Jun 6, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

It looked like he threw a couple of nasty change ups in their 2nd.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 7:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Egads!

is it possible?
we’re winning? out of town?

be still, my heart.
=P

webb’s lookin top notch today, and i’m optimistic.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 6, 2008 7:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Always optimistic with Webb on the mound

Let’s just hope the offense doesn’t decide to stop at “1” again. :-(

by Jim McLennan on Jun 6, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

This scoreboard goes to 11.

Oh wait. That’s a typo. One, it goes to one.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

But -- it goes to 11!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

At least Hudson didn’t K…

by Jim McLennan on Jun 6, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Trace just hit one off Smell’s wallet. LOL. if

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Tracy

plays pepper with the pitcher.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Good stuff

Chad on base

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 6, 2008 7:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Williams makes a good point,

about Upton wonkifying his swing and moving the bat upwards, instead of being on a level plane.

I hope to god that Upton didn’t take any hitting advice from Byrnes.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 8:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Upton

Now batting .145 over the past month… Advice or not, the results are very Byrnes-like…

by Jim McLennan on Jun 6, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

They showed the slow-mo

If Upton had just lowered his body in the load and then released his right hand in the afterswing, he would have had perfect flying none form.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another quick 1-2-3 for Webby! He is definitely looking better then he did in their 1st.

Sweet!

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitch count through 3:

Webby 36
Smell 80

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

80????

holy cow.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 6, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He going to walk the plank soon.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

yarrrrr

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 6, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Argh or is it aargh?

by TwinnerA on Jun 6, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stop it

with the freaking buzzer.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Because Melvin tells him to?

I suspect the question should really be, “Why does Melvin tell Snyder to bunt?”

by Jim McLennan on Jun 6, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I refuse to believe that Melvin could be that stupid.

For my own sanity I’m going to assume that Snyder is doing it on his own because some strange defensive alignment.

That’s probably the fourth time I’ve seen him try to put one down in the last week or so. It’s been awful every time.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bunting in front of the pitcher

makes NO freaking sense, even in bizarro world.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sally’s 2nd lead off bb on the day.

Sweet!

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Webby could use a lot of work on his bunting.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

And.... another goose egg.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:12 PM EDT reply actions  

So....

the ginger dude in the red is buying Chad?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Another nifty play by Wolf!

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Is that a good thing or not?

Given Jeter is typically seen as among the worst fielders ever to have won a Gold Glove…

by Jim McLennan on Jun 6, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hence the sarcasm.

But it was very much in the Jeter mold. Most shortstops would make that play look a lot easier, but both Jeter and Drew have limited range to their right and end up pulling those throws off by the skin of their teeth – he even added a jump throw to boot!

He still gets props for making the most of his limited range.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

And another 1-2-3 for Webby!

Trace looks really solid at 1b.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, my...

Let;s just hope Turumbar doesn’t show up tonight.

‘Nuff said. :-)

by Jim McLennan on Jun 6, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions  

I think that comment itself

Is pushing it Jim…lets not forget the Reynolds double play commnet ;)

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 6, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn you!

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 6, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

We better get some Alexandria Schlereth interviews

during the games.

Personally, I think they should dump the Kid Kaster Katastrophe and have her in booth for those games.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

I concur.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

CY with the lead off triple!

Sweet!

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Standup leadoff 3B for CY.

Nice.

Of course, now the next 3 batters will K.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow....

Only CY’s first 3B of the year??

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

He only had three triples last year

It’s a bit puzzling – he must have an all or nothing approach that leads to either home runs, or gappers hit hard enough to give the fielders enough bounceback.

Hell, CJ has one more triple this season than Young has his entire career.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Duh,

he’s a right-handed pull-happy hitter. Of course he isn’t going to get many triple.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Smell enters the inning with a pitch count of 97. It’s time to get to him.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

CY scores easily on O-Dawg's sac fly.

Bay ran into the wall right after catching it. Perfect.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I think

Snell is beginning to tire in the fifth, as his pitch-count approaches ten million…

by Jim McLennan on Jun 6, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

+1

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah Sac Fly

You old dog you

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 6, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy crap....

through 4.1—102 pitches for Snell.

through 4—57 pitches for Webby.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

ESPN says 46 for Webb through 4 and 107 for Snell through 5

by TwinnerA on Jun 6, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I meant 47 not 57.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reynolds -- 3 pitch K.

In other news, it was hot in Arizona today….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Eric Byrnes

in his office, there.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I always pictured Byrnes

as the kind of guy that would call the bathroom “his office” and hold player meetings in it.

No, that isn’t a Larry Craig joke.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea

how to respond to this.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 pitch out to lead off the 5th for Webby.

Weakest ground ball out EVER.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

soco's keys to half of the game

1) Listen on the radio
2) Flip through the 4 Ed. rules for Dungeons and Dragons that just came out
3) Go to dinner and see You Don’t Mess With the Zohan
4)Ignore the subsequent “DUR WHY WOULD YOUS SEE THAT MOVIE!?”
5)Dessert?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

DUR WHY WOULD YOUS SEE THAT MOVIE!?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because I'll see just about anything?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Movie whore

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, yes I am.

I’m the bizarro version of Jim.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

We really are

Movies are the basis of our relationship. ;)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 6, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

See, with me,

it seems like different movies always end up being codewords in my relationships.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I, instead, protest your purchase of D&D 4th Edition?

Well, interest, I suppose, since I don’t think the actual books come out until next week. Not that anyone would peruse an illicit .pdf of such a product, of course…

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 1:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I haven't played since 2nd

so I figured there was no point in holding on to the past. There’s alot of things I don’t recognize though, it’s going to be hard at first.

The SOS at my store was 6/6 so I put it out. I hope I didn’t break the date.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 2:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

So how we all doing today?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty lousy, actually.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well poop on that

maybe the D’backs’ll win to help you out.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

I’m still going through some fallout from something that happened last night…..

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

That sucks

hopefully it will all work out for you. Hey, at least it’s the weekend, amirite?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Technically, it didn’t happen last night… I just found out about it.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have the Bucs feed today. This crew does a very good job with the camera work.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

High gate and oversaturated, very impressionist

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, camera work

I’m just imagining a baseball game being photographed by a cinematographer like Tom Stern.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 8:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s official, Snell is done. 4 innings of the Bucs ‘pen has to be a good thing, no?

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch.

Bautista fouls it HARD off either his right shin or right foot.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

There goes Webby’s no-no. :-(

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit!!

Where’s Turambar?? I’ll bet he was JUST commenting about how Webby had a no-hitter….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Or at LEAST

thinking about commenting about how Webby had a no-hitter.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

My dopy sister just jinxed it as she walked in the front door.

by TwinnerA on Jun 6, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell her she's dumb.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

And smells

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice little play by O-Dawg to end their 5th.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame Jim :D

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on Jun 6, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

OMG....

Osoria’s shades are just TOO much. Looks like an alien.

Jupton gets plunked to lead off the inning.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Take your base, young man! (as Tulowitski would bark!)

by TwinnerA on Jun 6, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Careful.

You KNOW what happened to Tulowitzki….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Weird groundout by Snydes.

Ball was bouncing right, then left, then right again…. Upton went to 2nd on the play, even though it looked like a GIDP at first.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:41 PM EDT reply actions  

RBI single.

Webby!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Webb helping himself!

by TwinnerA on Jun 6, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Webby comes back from 0-2 with the ribby single!

Sweet!

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost as impressive as the single

is the fact that he ran the count full after going down 0-2.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Webb's 5th RBI of the year. 3-0.

Okay…. next batter needs to either K or HR. No baserunning for Webby, please.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Well done Webby

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 6, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I literally just turned the game on in time to see Webby get an RBI.

by luckycc on Jun 6, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Turned on the game

at the right time.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was lucky

get it, get it?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was lucky.

See? See?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

What the hell

is a Tiguan??

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

62 pitches for Webby through 5? is that right?

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 8:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Now that Webby

has that changeup, it’s really unfair for opposing hitters. One of the finest pitchers in the league, and suddenly he develops a NEW unhittable pitch.

Totally unfair.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Webby is playing pepper with the Bucs in their 6th.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 8:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Back to back

weak grounders to Webb to start out the 6th.

This has GOT to be frustrating for these guys…. you’re damned if you swing and miss, and you’re damned if you make contact.

Freddy Sanchez is very ugly, by the way. And I’m not just saying that because he just got the 2nd Bucs hit of the night.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn it

I got back just in time for Webb to give up a pair of hits.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn.

RBI double. 3-1.

Daron’s repeating what I JUST said about Webb running in the top of the 6th.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Solid D with a good rely throw and a very nice job blocking the plate by Snydes. Too bad Sanchez got his hand in there.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

K to end the inning.

Excellent 6 by Webb.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder who we got as the 1500th pick in the draft

today…

He’s got to hit better than Burke, right?

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I just got the call

it was me!

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by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Should make you laugh

that “Mr. Irrelevant”, the final pick in the NFL draft, is usually only in the 250s or 260s.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bob Brenly’s son Michael, a catcher from Scottsdale Notre Dame, went 1000-something to the Cubs.

by TwinnerA on Jun 6, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice bb for O-Dawg.

CAR!

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions  

I am missing Gracie tonight

Williams just has that methadone quality to him.

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by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

by TwinnerA on Jun 6, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

He IS pretty dry....

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now that I'm looking at my quality

I think I meant that Williams has a halcyon quality, not a methadone quality. Ah well…

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by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

These late inning lefty lefty match ups are kinda cool.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 9:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Comment bot 2.1

Reynolds out on strikes. Beep beep boop.

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by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

As soon as Reynolds got to 2 strikes,

you KNEW he was going to swing.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Webb had a margarita during that half inning

Now he’s loose and ready to go.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Did he join a sorority during the break too?

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by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, my....

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too far?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn't know if you were making fun of having a margarita

Or calling Webb loose.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

The loose part in combination with alcohol

I loves me some margaritas, though.

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by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, God knows I've known plenty of loose sorority girls.

Or, more accurately, a number of my friends in college knew them.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

"a number of my friends"

Suuuuuure…..

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, I'm funny

I’ll give you that, but I’m not nearly so attractive as my avatar.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neither am I

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me neither

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you at least taller?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least he knows not to invade the Ukraine in winter.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is true.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Wiki,

That’s mostly British propaganda. He was average height for the time period.

I’m 5’5 1/2”, so make of that what you will.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least

I have something manly for my avatar.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, don't knock the pink!

We’ll slap you silly.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not that it's pink.

There’s a difference between having an attractive woman with pink hair and having an… err, attractive pink My Little Pony. One is manly. One is not.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think they're

fabulous!

Too far?

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by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

No,

but this thread has now gone in an extremely odd direction.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's only just now gone?

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry.

anOTHER extremely odd direction.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even though it's supposed to be great for a sinker

Webb seems to struggle with his stamina in hot and humid weather.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 9:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't we all

When I’m breathing soup I tend to move a bit slower.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Webby

Most ML IP since 2005, most ML wins, 3rd in ERA (Santana and Peavy), 3rd in CGs.

Not a bad guy to be currently underpaying….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

There’s something nice about having the best pitcher in the game on the team.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Shocking, I know.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

In other words we have no chance of signing him?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Josh Byrnes would have to be a blithering idiot

not to resign Webb. Forget Byrnes and Hudson; Webb is the face of the franchise.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, but for how much?

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by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

At this point if he asks for a platinum 747

that runs on ground black truffles filled with naked women that have been raised from birth to please him, I’d say it was a bargain.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fortunately, won't happen.

He’s married.

Plus, I don’t think there’s an airfield in the entire state of Kentucky large enough to land a 747.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't they have fields there?

Or are they all littered with pickups on blocks?

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by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

Kentucky was mostly jungle?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure

I just looked it up on Google Maps and it says “Here there be dragons.”

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then a 747 would be a bad idea

wouldn’t want the Viet Cong to shoot it down.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least then

Webby could run for president in another 45 years.

Too far?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has he been hailed as a maverick yet?

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by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Webby?

Isn’t he? Low ERA, low Ks?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't heard the media trumpet these facts

every second of the day, however. A good presidential candidate he will not make.

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by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

What kind of bus does Webby drive?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

A John Deere tractor

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by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Straight Talk Express Tractor?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking "The Curveball Express"

But Webb’s not really known for his curveball.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could he combine "sinker" with "economy?

Hey-oh!

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

He really likes it in AZ, and I definitely think he'd give us a discount.

I don’t think there’s ANY way we let him leave.

Granted, we may not resign him this year, but I’m pretty sure he’s a Dback for life.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

He may like it, but how much of a discount?

The dude deserves mad money, money that even when discounted the D’backs might not be able to pay.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

The single player

most responsible for any Dbacks’ success over the past 3+ seasons has been Brandon Webb. We NEED to resign him.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geez, Trace! He shouldn’t have backed up on that one. :-(

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions  

No harm no foul, thankfully.

by TwinnerA on Jun 6, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s see if we can go for the Yates…zee!

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Always nice

to see either Haren or Webb come over to congratulate the other after a great outing.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Any lipreaders here? I wonder what Webb is telling Chad Tracy in the dugout.

by TwinnerA on Jun 6, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

"Okay, you want pepperoni after the game?"

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Webby's so awesome.

I bet it IS something like that.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's so awesome he's letting Tracy pickup the tab

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, just a bad vaudeville joke

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Aristocrats!

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, I knew it was a joke.

It was a serious question.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunno, I think they've extended Webb once already

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

As per this place

here Webb makes 5.5 million and Tracy 4.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome. Thx.

So no.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

For future reference

This is hands down the best baseball contract resource on the web.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks good, thanks

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by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't it somehow appropriate that Byrnes is making

$6,666,666?

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

The safety word tonight will be banana.

1 ticket straight to Hell, please.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You got a thing

for some redhead-on-redhead male-on-male S&M action?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think my wife might object.

Now female redhead on redhead action would be a whole other story.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scratch that. My wife would still object.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably would object for different reason for both.

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by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

::Keeping mum::

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wtf??

Random…. but is that a guy in a banana costume in the kayak there??

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should see his family's act....

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by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't make me use the Aristocrats punchline

twice in as many minutes.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was doing a callback

trying to follow in your tailwind, if you will.

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by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

This thread has just gone horribly wrong the last dozen posts or so

and it’s all my fault.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

And I helped!

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

Somewhat unwittingly, I think.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pestilence gets the job done.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Haha.....

I love this AM/PM commercial…. haven’t seen it in awhile though.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I think you could have too much of a good thing sometimes

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by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Isn't that called

gluttony?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I mean, I love pudding

but I don’t think I’d want much more than a couple of pudding packs.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may change my sig to "I mean, I love pudding"

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do it, come on, do it

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah..

I love the Blink quote too much, but rest assured I’ll be making pudding references the rest of the season.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then my job here is done.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Satisfaction keeps me going

that, and hard liquor.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I've only got

some French brandy and Jack Daniel’s right now?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've never had brandy

and I’m not much a fan of wine. Bad idea or good idea?

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by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a good compromise.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

you don’t have to eat them ALL at once.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap!!

Since May 20th, we’re 4-12.

Dear God!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Only 1 hit and 1 bb against the Bucs’ ‘pen over 4 innings? Wow. :-(

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

1 pitch, 1 out. That’ll work.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Roar Lyon!

1 pitch = 1 out.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

The chemistry between D-Sut and Williams is truly remarkable.

Sut – “And what a year Brandon Lyon is having.”

Williams – “Yeah, it’s been really good.”

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Williams did seem to get animated

When they were talking about the Primanti Bros. sandwiches.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That reminds me

of the Chris Snyder interview this morning on KTAR.

Morning guy: What are you guys doing wrong during this slump?

Chris Snyder: We’re just not scoring more runs than the other guys.

MG: So what are you guys going to do to get out of this slump?

CS: Well, we’ll try and score more runs than the other guys.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

That’s probably the most awesome interview I’ve ever heard of. Audio?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Checking the interwebs, hold on

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by soco on Jun 6, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got it

Download it here

Or, the page is here, scroll down to the Chris Snyder link.

The question starts at the 58 second mark.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

God knows we can't close a game

without a little drama.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

I'm going to +1 myself here.

Runners on 1st and 2nd.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fine.

+1.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Adam LaRoche.

Another super ugly guy who plays for the Bucs.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Lyon’s Charlie is nasty!

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Hah!

On the 7th pitch, lineout to O-Dawg, and ALMOST a DP at first.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit Lyon, do your job.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

C’mon Lyon, bear down!

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

If only we were still playing the Tigers and you made that comment.

Lyons and Tigers and Bears, oh my!

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by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd boo and applaud at the same time

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

and not in the Arizona way!

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Go #%&* yourself.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I could have made that comment more robust

but I refrained. Isn’t that worth something?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

It’s worth the asterisks and ampersands.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Give him the high cheese here.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

And I'm thinking a breaking ball in the dirt.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Right after he fought off that Charlie, I was thinking high heat.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Get that man some pudding!

Lyon closes it out.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

But not too much!

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only 2 cups.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hell, get him a girl too, and we'll call it a bargain!

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wooo!

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 Sorority girls

1 pudding?

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

2 girls

1 cup?

That’s not pudding, though….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's what I was going, yeah

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

May I recommend

a video?

NSFW, but safe for marriages.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awww, cmon!

That was! Just not safe for work.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Game over! Webb gets his 11th win!

by TwinnerA on Jun 6, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Good stuff. He sure looked rocky in the 1st but put it together nicely.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

We win! Wooo! Wonderful! Walrus!

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

there we go!

Ball game!

Sweet!

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Popout.

The few fans that stayed are booing.

Hey, whaddaya know? 4.5 game lead, and the Dodgers haven’t even lost yet! B.Webb 11-2, And only our 2nd W of the year when scoring 3 runs or fewer. (Both games pitched by Webb, of course)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I think the Pirates fans are upset

that their pitching staff gave up three runs to this offense.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wouldn't you?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our offense showed up.

NOT.

I do what I can, sometimes more, depends on the situation.

by srdmad on Jun 6, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I was going to put that I was happy they didn't do anything stupid on defense

and then checked the box score and saw an error.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a bullshit error, though.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I missed it

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tracy’s ground ball? I guess it could have gone either way.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Todd Walsh

just shat all over Pittsburgh.

“A group activity? In Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania??”

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

He's not the first and he won't be the last.

When the SCA has their Pennsic event every year they fight over Pittsburgh: The loser gets it.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

SCA?

Society for Creative Anachronism?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

I had some friends in college that were big SCA types. Different friends from the ones that knew all the loose sorority girls.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 6, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

You know

I’m in a sorority.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just because you wear dresses on weekends

doesn’t make you a sorority girl, soco.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, actually I am in one

Tau Beta Sigma

As if my DnD, Star Wars, obscure movies and music, and everything else didn’t make my nerdy enough.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I'll be

un tio del mono.

Not only that, but it’s a band sorority….

FWIW, I’m a brother in Delta Phi Epsilon. But NOT the Delta Phi Epsilon sorority.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a Mister Sister!

Did you go to Georgetown or George Washington?

Sadly, the TBS chapter at ASU has been defunct since the 70’s.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Georgetown, why? Alpha chapter.

Yeah, the DPE chapter at ASU’s been inactive since Vietnam, when Foreign Service became incredibly unpopular. In fact, Alpha was the only chapter that survived ‘Nam. There are a couple reactivated chapters now, though—GW and Cal, and some other schools like Occidental and Pacific are contemplating opening chapters.

Walt Disney, the exiled Shah of Iran, Ken Starr AND Bob Barr, and Wes Clark’s son are among my brothers.

As if the Starr/Barr connection weren’t coincidental enough, when Bill Clinton was at Gtown in the 60s, he tried to pledge—and we blackballed him.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I looked at the Wiki

and it didn’t say UofA as a chapter, so I took the assumption it had to be one of the DC schools, and then further assumed you must do grad at UofA.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 7, 2008 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

A fair bit of detective work, to be sure.

The truth is slightly different, but close enough.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Different friends from the ones that knew all the loose sorority girls.

I think that probably goes without saying….

I knew a guy in HS who did that. (SCA. Not loose sorority girls.)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice ;-)

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 6, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Holy poo

15 Sun Devils were picked in the MLB draft this year.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Osoria and Yates may not be available tomorrow and we are looking at Gorzelanny with a 7.22 ERA vs. Haren.

by foulpole on Jun 6, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Didn't matter much

that Ian Snell’s ERA coming into this game was 5.94.

Can Stile4aly or someone repost this so foulpole will actually read it?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was fun

We had a power outage here, so we had to drive around in the car for a bit until the game finished. :-) Normal service has been resumed: Mrs. SnakePit has gone to get Chinese, and I see the Gameday Thread comments were of the usual high-standard, covering drunken sorority girls, pudding, and our players engaging in S+M fun with each other. Sorry I missed it, to lob in a few Melissa Joan Hart references.

Recap to follow…tomorrow, I think. I will have plenty of time then. But good to see us start with a win: hopefully, we can build on that going forward, and perhaps also get the Dodgers to keep losing.

by Jim McLennan on Jun 6, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

It seems I'm a bad influence

sorry, Jim.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does the missus know?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

The answer is "yes, why?"

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because I was under the impression

that she wants soco jrs….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the plan

is that she raises them in safety, while I get very strictly monitored visits.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plan has been scrapped

I work at a preschool, I am tired of kids. I have them, you wake up with them, I sleep. :)

I like new plan.

Ooo. Or Nanny. (But not hot female nanny, ugly female or hot male you decide.)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 6, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Twelve nannies

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 ugly females and 6 hot male nannys

Funnily enough they will all be named Raoul

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 6, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is what happens

when we allow women to post on the GameDay Thread.

::ducks::

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh no.

I won’t throw something at you now that takes the fun out of everything. I will throw it at you eventually for now, I just wait.

:D

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 6, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn. This is going to be a bit torturous.

Didn’t this happen in Family Guy once?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don’t try to jump through any car windows around mrssoco.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I generally

try not to jump through car windows anyway.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 1:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

And that’s why you never fit in with the Duke family.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: this pain in all the diodes down my left side.

by kishi on Jun 7, 2008 2:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, dear me.

Even though I was born in VA? So technically, I’m a Reb?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 7, 2008 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

If soco were to have any offspring,

they would be a threat to him.

That’s why your children will remain safely anonymous.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I lulz'd

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew you would

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

WTF?!?

Karl Ravech, announcing the Arizona-UF game just said “the injury to Schlereth has certainly affected how the [the UA coach] operates.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Did he specify the injury?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 6, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

No,

he just gave it a passing comment as non-Schlereth reliever was relieved by another non-Schlereth reliever in the ninth inning of a tie game with no outs and a runner on second.

Also, the game is now in extras. I would recommend it to anyone that’s still in front a television – it’s on ESPN.

by dahlian on Jun 6, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 run homer for the Cats.

Awesome, I get it in HD.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

That fellow

has a very CoJack-like swing.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 6, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

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