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D'backs V. Red Sox: overflow thread

Seventh inning stretch and D'backs lead 2-0, so I summon the power of Rachel Nichols to guide our boys home some more.

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Get the Wrong Sox out and tack on some more runs!

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YAY!!!1!1!1

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Ordinal form of a number indicating I've posted quickly!

Keep it up, Haren!

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

nice try.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer Ashley... but ok let's hope it works

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 23, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I can't close the other one

I don’t have the power. I can’t make it stronger. Snakecharmer or kishi, could you close the other?

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t think I can either- that power may be the limited province of Jim.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jenny and I can close it also.

Is this the consensus? Do we want to close it?

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't care

I just thought that was how it was done. It’s my first time, and all I want is a snuggle while all you want is a sammich!

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

We usually wait a bit, then close it

Either Phil or I can do it when people stop posting. :)

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

What?

It wasn’t that good. Sorry, soco, but I gotta tell you the truth.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like leaving the old thread open,

in case anyone wants to finish a convo.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think he likes to close it to force people to the overflow

and then re-open it after the game is over. I could be wrong though.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim usually leaves it close, I think.

I’ll go close it.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Done.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, the Dbacks scored, so I refrained from coming back.

By the way, I still hate Tim McLellan.

If the Red Sux get anyone in scoring position, I’ll disappear again.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

welcome back, then

i guess.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, you were here

with a threat of leaving again.
so I wasn’t going to get my hopes up.
:-P

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Squeezing Haren on 2 pitches in J.D. Drew’s at bat.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sutton’s about to jinx us.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Manny HPB

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

It'd be hard not too.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

to

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dislexics untie!

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

You always do that though.

I thought it was intentional.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

No it's not

and it’s not like you can’t figure it out.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

That’s why I always thought it was intentional.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes!

Hit Manny more! Only next time, get him in the arm or something.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Extra outs are never fun though

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

or the face?

too far?

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

We call that

the reverse Evil Chris Young.

;-)

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least it doesnt hurt his WHIP, right?

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 23, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Uh oh.

Bye guys. Be back when the threat ends.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Hopefully that will be soon

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

we'll miss youuuu.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

It gets easier not to after a while :)

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol.

+1

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just focus on your aim

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

+100.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's hurtful.

Even more hurtful when I can’t respond!

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep!

It’s more fun that way. :)

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

your puppy face has no effect on me!

none, i say!!

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me neither!

But he already knew that…

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know you did.

;-)

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

STRIKE OUT

YEAH BABY

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

K!

I

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Haren

Is quickly becoming my new favorite D-back.

by dbacksfan01 on Jun 23, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

He's got long ways to go until he approaches Webb on my list

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 23, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Webb hasn’t been so Webb-like lately, unfortunately, but he’s still my favorite.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet.

I can come back.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmm....

Shouldn’t batster be back?

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

McClelland

has been great behind the plate…I dont think he’s missed a pitch all night

by Diamondhacks on Jun 23, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

BLECH

I hate the old AL K zone.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

His pants?

Holy crap, those are some baggy pants!

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

MC Hammer style

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love the baseball disclaimer message

It says, and I paraphrase, “any accounts or descriptions of this game may not be disseminated without permission of Major League Baseball.”

Doesn’t that mean, “Hey, you can’t tell anyone what happened at the game unless we tell you we can”?

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, yes, essentially

but they’re not going to do anything about it. Now if you were trying to make money…that would be a different story.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder about this

Since I write a blog for a company that sells advertising on their website. =)

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

MOAR RUNS PLEASE

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will Melvin put Haren back in?

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Speaking as a Sox fan, he should.

Haren’s been extremely sharp and hasn’t really been outdone by any Sox hitter today at any point. Have to think our (Sox) lineup would get a lift just from another pitcher being out there.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 23, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome to the 'Pit!

Always love having foreign fans.

Within reason, of course.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Welcome!

I would have liked to have seen Haren stay out there, but he was at 98 pitches, so I guess they didn’t want to stretch him out too much longer?

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe he was gassed.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stupid riot police

Oh, you meant- never mind.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I saw riot police in Paris

use tear gas on striking transportation workers once. It was kinda cool.

Ironically, it was at the Place de la Concorde. (The Plaza of the Agreement)

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, it's not indefensible to take him out

And I’m sure, especially, Coco and Lugo will look just as overmatched as usual by Pena.

But Haren basically made the Sox lineup his B. today.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 23, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

You must understand

that this is something we haven’t really experienced since April….

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

And.....

the Red Sox decided to lend credence to your assertion. Ugh.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 23, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Melvin hasn’t been so smart lately. We’ll see how it works out either way.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

but he didnt

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 23, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Stupid UGA!!

4 frickin runs in the 8th to take the lead!!

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

UGH, UGA

AMIRITE?

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

::rimshot::

That was a charitable rimshot.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah like yer a regular George Carlin

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

:-(

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha!

It’s not too soon.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haren in June:

6 runs allowed.

Holy crap…..

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s been very impressive- as good as Webb’s been lousy, sadly.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-0 with 2 ND (games we won).

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's go DBacks,

clap clap clapclapclap

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Clap clap clap?

Photobucket

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

surprisingly, i haven't seen that.

dark knight, yes?

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That guy looks

like a dead guy.

.............

......

Am I a horrible person?

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man

I thought I was bad.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

only slightly...

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

And I do mean for that. That was bad. :(

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

My feed looks weird

like everyone is on just slightly fast forward. Anyone else?

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Pena gives up a walk

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

And a walk

damn.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Argh

Freaking Sutton talking about how Tony P has only given up one earned run this month.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Every time someone says “only”, it ends up hurting us.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll take Walter Johnson right now

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Single

Runners at first and second, one out.

Come on, get the outs Pena.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I’d get Lyon up and throwing.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

BoMel wouldn't.

We CAN’T break our relievers’ positions, CAN we??

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's hoping

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's get the F-Bombs ready...

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 23, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

"hey dad, check the score of the game for me?"

“okay…ooh. close one”

which obviously means we should CHANGE THE CHANNEL…

nooooooooooooo

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh-oh

Bases loaded. Lock it down, Pena!

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

'Skins

Shouldn’t you have left once they got the runner on second?

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, snap!

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah yeah yeah

I’m going. Bye.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

No up in the pen???

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

probably not.

this is bob melvin we’re talking about here.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

man... FIRE BOMEL!

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 23, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

J.D. is like

MLB’s hottest hitter this past week. Serious.

by Diamondhacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

J.D. He's so hot right now. J.D.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t care if he’s Stephen’s brother. I hate him.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was amused to read that J.D. is so disliked in Philadelphia, that Phillies fans boo Stephen too.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be fair

people in Illadelphia boo at anything.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

But I still laughed.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

That part of it is really crazy.

Can understand the bile towards JD.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 23, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

They crazy in Illadel

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Philadelphia-

The city where they booed Santa Claus.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

And probably the Easter Bunny too.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude,

it’s Philly. They’ll boo anything that moves.

And even some stuff that doesn’t.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude

it’s Illadel. They’ll shoot anything that moves.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

There too

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Credit for commitment there.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 23, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

IIRC, JD Drew has ALWAYS destroyed the Dbacks.

That’s probably why we drafted Stephen; to keep the same thing from happening again.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gracie, there are D’Backs fans here besides themselves.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

2-1 but an out

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

2-1

Sacrifice fly for the evil Drew. Two outs.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

It's bad enough that we've had to face

an evil Luis Gonzalez and the evil Chris Young.

Now we have to face the evil Drew too??

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

On the horizon:

The evil Edgar Gonzalez.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU PENA, FUCK YOU BOMEL

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 23, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

LOUD NOISES

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, I know it's the emotion

but we try to stay away from too many explicit f-bombs around here, ok? Thanks.

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

again..

sorry.

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 23, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

swearing is kinda normal here in Brazil...

so… sometimes I just forget I’m on an American site…

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 23, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

That seems

like a somewhat appropriate situation, though. To me, anyway.

Well, I would have waited until they tied it, but still.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Works for me :)

Thanks for considering that. Also, it’s not us so much, it’s the possibility of younger kids reading. Teaching them a foreign language would be admirable lol!

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeap u right ^^

but somehow I feel bad now =[

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 23, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's okay :)

It happens to everyone, you see it here, especially in dire times! I just mentioned it to let you know as a courtesy (it’s normally less explicit, like F*^$ or whatnot) and to prevent it from getting worse…

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's always the thing

cursing can be great in spots and at times, but you don’t want it to turn into the Wild West like some forums.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 23, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

That works.

They don’t always even censor the Spanish curse words on TV here.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I should start

swearing in Russian instead of English….

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

ummm.

i don’t know any other languages.

can’t help ya there.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can do it in japanese as well =X

BoMel BAKA!!!!

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 23, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Muhammed Jihad?

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can swear

in Russian and Spanish, and a tiny bit in Arabic.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I had a friend who was learning Serbian as part of his military service. I wish I could remember some of the swearing he told me, because some of them were pretty creative.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it's a Slavic tongue.

Huy ovo? Huy’s ney? Cherez zhopou? Blyat?

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most of the time they don’t even censor British curse words.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think foreign language

or British swears are mandated to be censored.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Move any sharp objects far away, people.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

sorry =[

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 23, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't worry about it

It’s DbacksSkins’s fault.

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by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m blaming BoMel.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm blaming my dad

for changing the mofugging channel!!!!!

:-(

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

REYNOLDS MAKES THE CATCH

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

WITH HIS FACE

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gloves are for the weak!

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by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reynolds!

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

SPECTA-K-U-LAR CATCH by Reynolds to save the game!!!!

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Does the Sheriff still jave all his teeth? Someone check.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I love you mark.

LOVELOVELOVELOVELOVE.

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by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

+∞

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by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

TOOT TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL ABOARD THE SHERIFF BANDWAGON!

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

bela pegada Reynolds!!!

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 23, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Here's our ginger...

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Ginger on board!

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Tracy reaches base

Insurance runs!

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by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

That wasn’t so much an exclamation as it was a demand.

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by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is there anything better...

than coming back from dinner and seeing your team up 2-1?

by Counsellmember on Jun 23, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Seeing 2-1 with an F for final next to it.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, we don't have a happy ending yet

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seeing your team up 2-1

OVER THE RED SOX.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Burke pinchrunning

for Ginger, and running on the 2-2 pitch

(You cant stop Chris Burke, you can only hope to contain him)

by Diamondhacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

And Reynolds walks

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Now Mark walks.

MARK REYNOLDS IS TURNING ME GAY!!!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

lol.

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by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry babe.

;-)

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

omgwtfroflmaolol !!!!

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 23, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

....

:::refrain from comment:::

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow....

you’re a ragin’ ball of hate tonight, Jenny!

;-)

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know! What’s up with that?? Normally I’m so easygoing. :)

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bunt over, men on second and third

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Sacrifice bunt for Chris Young

I’ll leave that poor dead horse alone.

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by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

It's probably for the best

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

CY is a K threat, and has a lot of speed. There was only 1 out in the inning.

I know Jim would pull out his tables and numbers like Ross Perot, but in that situation, I think it was an okay call.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can I finish? Can I finish?

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you have tables of numbers like Ross Perot?

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay,

I actually don’t begrudge CY bunting there.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost turned into bases loaded, no outs. Solid bunt.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 23, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

And now Snyder BBI

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

You for just

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

welcome to the team

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 23, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know JUP's struggling

but IBB to get to the guy who can beat out a DP?

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got the K, though

I guess he’s kosher now.

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on, Byrnes

Give us a hit here, and we’ll be very, very glad you’re back from the DL…

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Even just get on

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bases loaded...... 2 outs....

who’s up? Oh…. crap.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMMIT DUMMY

LEAN INTO IT

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or at least

don’t make such an effort to get outta the way.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

BLAH

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

K

Left the bases loaded.

Okay, Lyon, finish ‘em off.

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by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

They just IBBed the bases loaded with 1 out.

And we let them get away with it.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

To be fair

they did it in front of two free swingers.

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

And we obliged.

Upton should have been able to AT LEAST make contact there.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

that's it.

i’m done with byrnes.

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by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

She should break up with him by text message.

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by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

if I had his number,

I’d tell him exactly what I think of him, his caterpillar mustache, and his pos baseball playing.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's going to start listening to Rites of Spring?

Sweet! I didn’t know he was into the old DC hardcore scene!

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

And once again we see what Byrnsie brings to the team, nothing.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

And Upton

screw that guy

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

DFA him

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then steal his wallet

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man

I missed Arizona sunsets. So much nicer than we had in Utah.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Not quite as good as tequila sunsets, or rises

hell, anytime.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 down

Two to go, Lyon.

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by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s go Lyon, clap clap clap clap clap!

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

2 outs

let’s finish them, please?

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow....

2 outs on 4 pitches?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Lyon....

just hunker down and get ‘Tek.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

WOOO

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

GAME

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

YAY!!!!

WE WON’T GET SWEPT!!!!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

way to think positive...

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by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

baby steps!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 23, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Alright, here's positive:

we just held the Red Sox to one run, on national TV, and beat Josh Beckett in Boston.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Beautiful.

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by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that IS nice,

isn’t it? Especially the “on national TV” part.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Win!

Wooooooooooh! Way to go Danny Haren!

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

I LOVE YOU RACHEL NICHOLS

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

I think

we might have a new Snakepit saint….

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd saint her anyday

Jewish? Likes sports? Is a woman? Oh yeah!

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

My God.....

she’s like your wife!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know!

Honestly, though, I am blessed.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

We know, soco.

We know. :-)

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Speaking of the Saints of Snakepit

We haven’t seen many appearances by the Holy Trio. St. Penelope seems to be the most common, but we almost never see Selma Hayek or that other one from Resident Evil.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 24, 2008 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, sure

the last one was decreed by Jim at one point last year, but I don’t think she ever made an actual appearance in a game.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 24, 2008 2:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

She entered the pantheon

Because we were at the cinema, watching Resident Evil: Extinction, when we clinched a playoff spot last season: I hope Milla has another film due out in late September… It’s true, though: not been much St. Penelope action, but I tend to think that the less we invoke, the better the results when we need her. Witness the game against Oakland, where we invoked Penelope, immediately before J-Up smacked the go-ahead homer off Foulke in the eighth. You do not mess with that kind of mojo!

by Jim McLennan on Jun 24, 2008 2:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Milla is tops on my list

of everything.

If I ever posted a picture to a Gameday thread, it would definitely be of her and probably from this film.

Also, this picture is just begging to be used in a game scenario. Most likely it would be an invocation of the goddess in hopes that she can intervene the next time BoMel calls for a bunt.

by dahlian on Jun 24, 2008 5:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm just sayin'

maybe there’s room for more in the Pantheon.

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by soco on Jun 24, 2008 9:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would certainly second her nomination,

after what she did for us last night.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 10:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, but whose side is she on?

Rachael was invoked with the score 2-0, and under her protection, Peña imploded, the Red Sox got one run back and almost tied the game. I think I would like some more any convincing evidence of her divine status before admitting her to the pantheon.

by Jim McLennan on Jun 24, 2008 12:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's keep some standards here.

It takes at least one gameday miracle to initiate the process of beatification and at least one more miraculous event before full-fledged sainthood is accorded.

Also, the fairer posters should be encouraged to explore and seek out their own Diamondback martyrs and saints. Of course, they’d probably just waste the opportunity on posting more Mark Reynolds and Connor Jackson pics. Pssshaw…

by dahlian on Jun 24, 2008 12:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

How about this for convincing evidence?

1. We won.

2. We won on the road.

3. We won on the road against the best team in the AL.

4. We won on the road against the best team in the AL on national TV.

5. We won while only scoring 2 runs, we didn’t blow the lead the way we did in TWO OF THE THREE games in MN, etc.

In fact, in light of our performance against the Twins, I’d say that the fact that we invoked Her and hung on to win AT ALL would be a sign that somehow, She prevented our players from sucking as much as in the Twin Cities.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 2:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, not convinced

If she’d been invoked before the game, you’d have a case. However, waiting until after six shutout innings of one-hit ball from Haren and after we’d taken a 2-0 lead renders this a post-facto miracle, and as such, highly unimpressive. In fact, the evidence is that we did rather better before she was invoked; I have serious doubts that she is our saint at all.

by Jim McLennan on Jun 24, 2008 2:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

We did better

before she was invoked, also, early in games 2 and 3 against the Twins. What I’m saying is that invoking her broke the pattern of late Dbacks collapses. You’re not going to be able to keep the Red Sux from scoring - especially at home. But we were able to limit a hard-slugging team to 1 run - with one of their best hitters at the plate and 2 men on.

You can’t compare it to earlier in the game. You have to compare it to a control group. That’s the Twins series.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

O RLY?

[ You’re not going to be able to keep the Red Sux from scoring – especially at home. ]

Actually, we had. For six straight innings. Without her assistance. Even the best hitters fail seven times out of ten, so any claim of divinity based on a single at-bat is pretty weak. And the best control group is clearly not another series, but the same opposition, before she was invoked – she fails miserably there:

Before RP: 2 runs scored, 2 baserunners allowed in 6 IP, no runs conceded
After RP: 0 runs scored, 5 baserunners allowed in 3 IP, one run conceded.

Look, I’m not expecting her to match St. Penelope levels of mojo. But when the opposition indisputably play better after she gets invoked, I just can’t see why she should be allowed within a mile of the D-backs pantheon.

by Jim McLennan on Jun 24, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

While I agree with Jim, I just don’t know if the scientific method is the best way to establish supernatural powers. =)

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 24, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

RLY.
Actually, we had. For six straight innings. Without her assistance.

Haren’s last 4 starts before yesterday: 2-0, 27 IP, 6 ER, 0.85 WHIP. Haren’s strong start was understandable and expected. She came in when Haren was getting gassed, and that’s the reaon any runs were allowed at all under her stewardship. Even St. Penelope doesn’t usually pitch a shutout. Not to mention the fact that 2 out of the last 3 times she’s been invoked, IIRC, she’s failed to come through for us.

But to see Rachel’s effect on OUR TEAM, you have to compare the outcome to previous series’. Although the BoSox lost 2 of 3 to the Cards, they averaged 4 runs/game. To find out whether or not she affects the Dbacks’ performance, look at how we did last night compared to our ultimate results from the Twins series: although we averaged 2 runs per game against Minnesota, we couldn’t pull out a single win. This time, we scored 2 and got a victory. Obviously, the guys themselves aren’t doing anything differently—so it must be something else.

Additionally, the big inning was what did us in vs. the Twins. As you noted, that’s 17 runs scored in 3 innings. Last night, Tony P came dangerously close to giving up one of those: instead, he managed to hold the Sox to 1 run. Besides, I really have to blame Sutton for that 1 run, because he mentioned that Tony had only given up 1 ER over the month of June.

Finally, let’s just look at the W/L %:

Record without Rachel - 39-37. Barely over .500.
Record with Rachel - 1-0. Undefeated.

Statistical analysis suggests that if soco had invoked her starting at the beginning of the season, we might have gone 162-0. Don’t you want us to go 162-0, Jim? Why do you hate the Dbacks??

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 4:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

The solution is simple

We give her a proper, full-game audition tomorrow. If she can pull a win out of her…handbag against the Red Sox with Johnson on the mound, I’m happy to admit that she deserves to get in.

You are tasked: find me the best picture…

by Jim McLennan on Jun 24, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

I didn’t argue for her to immediately replace St. Penelope; or even for us to canonize her. I only felt that there was the possibility of supplementing her.

The full-game audition sounds like a good idea. However, I will have to defer to soco to find the best picture.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 5:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Replace?

Heretic! Blasphemer! :-)

But at the moment, we’ll take any additional mojo we can find…

by Jim McLennan on Jun 24, 2008 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

What??

I just DENIED those beliefs!!

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's just the sort of thing a heretic would do!

Nobody expects the Snakepitish Inquisition!

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 24, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap.....

It’s like being asked if you’re drunk while in a bar. There’s no right answer.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're just mad bacause you didn't post her

I invoked her for two reasons: one for the Red Sox to get out quickly (they did, minus that eighth) and for more runs (which she did not grant). If anything you could argue that she’s a defensive saint, whereas St. Penelope is almost always invoked for offensive purposes. Not everything is offense, you know.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 24, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Interesting idea

There really is no delineation of powers for the Snakepit pantheon, perhaps there should be.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 24, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I doubt I should have much say, though

I’m more than willing to nominate, but I don’t think have the clout with the Big Thing Upstairs to pull it off.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 24, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

but I don’t think have the clout with the Big Thing Upstairs to pull it off.

The Flying Spaghetti Jim?

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 25, 2008 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Arizona WINS!!!

An “easy” save for Lyon!!

Haren wiiiiins!

by snakecharmer on Jun 23, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Hip hip hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

GAME!!!!

I’ve been holding my breathe for the past hour now!

ETG DBACKS!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 23, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

errr

WTG

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 23, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Geez, it's like I'm posting

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by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL!

I’ve wanted to post for the past hour, but didn’t want to jinx anything

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 23, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

GAME

Thank you baby jesus.

:-)

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

*Jebus

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

excuse me.

*Thank you, baby jebus.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

omg... AM I DREAMING?

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 23, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Are we really 4-0 lifetime at Fenway Park?

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup.

Swept ‘em in 2002, right before they got good.

I believe.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

5 pitch save for Lyon.

And…. we have 40 wins. That looks nice.

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by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Well-played, D-Backs.

"Are you a real doctor, or a doctor like Dr. Pepper is a doctor?"

by Allen Chace on Jun 23, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

You're very gracious. :-)

And you’re welcome again anytime.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

it’d be nice chat a bit more about your team next time, but thanks for stopping by.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank G-d

I can finally eat

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Hello

Did I miss anything? :-)

Truth be told, I’ve been lurking since the seventh, but since we scored as soon as I left the office, I wasn’t going to risk jinxing it!

Very tense, very scary eighth: the ninth was all puppies and kittens in comparison. Great win though.

by Jim McLennan on Jun 23, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Indeed

I’ll take it though. Would have been nice to have some more offense, but against Beckett you take what you can get.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, well you're a smarter man than I.

That run we gave up was all on me. :-(

I broke my scoreless streak.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was Sutton talking about it?

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come to think of it..... yeah.

“Now on comes DbacksSkins, who hasn’t allowed a run since May 31st….”

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good call, Jim

You get credit for the opposite of bringing a pitcher in for a save. =)

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the way,

you’re…. you’re not going to ban me for comparing you to Ross Perot, are you?

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will you let him finish?

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just got this text

from my friend, a lifelong RedSox supporter and Boston native-

Congrats on the win tonight. Reynolds made the play of the night I’d say.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmmm..... must be a real Sawks fan.

As opposed to the billions of people who have been “lifelong fans”.... since 2004.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

well, yeah.

as far as i can tell. :-)

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2008 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

May I just point out

that this is what happens when…. we don’t hit, but we at least play DEFENSE!??

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Mos def

the offense is worrying but it’s be less of a concern if they didn’t make so many defensive mistakes.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1000

April taught us that this team is a juggernaut when it has great hitting, defense, and pitching. And this shows us that they can win big games when they even get two of the three working.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definately

Maybe they’ll get that through their thick skulls.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well....

I sorta feel like ANY team is a juggernaut when they get “great hitting, defense, and pitching”.

That’s kinda the definition of a baseball juggernaut.

:-P

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

That, or they smash through walls

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 24, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Valid

But many teams can’t put together great displays in all three- April showed that, when the D-backs get things going, they can do all three.

But my point is, they need to learn that they can win games when they get two of the three working.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 24, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

True.

Heck, we did it last year…. you’d think they’d have learned.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

yep.

we have damn good pitching (most of the time) and above par defense.

if the boys could get the bats going again, we’d see that stellar team we had in april.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2008 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay...

now that that one’s over, I’m gonna go sleep off this migraine that’s been raging since the 6th inning.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 23, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

:-(

Feel better!

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

My homeopathic treatment for a migraine consists of a dark cool room and sticking my head/hair into freezing cold water and then going to sleep with a wet head. Works for me every time.

by TwinnerA on Jun 23, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always just used Imitrex

Even if the Nasal spray leaves the nastiest tasting drip in the back of your mouth that you could ever imagine.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 23, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks guys...

my remedy consists of popping a handful of advil, cranking down the ac to about 75, turning off all the lights, and sleeping for 3 hours. does the trick every time.

the most recent part has been popping a topomax when i wake up…

jebus i hate migraines…

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2008 1:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Seriously though

Ask your doctor about imitrex. It will completely obliterate a migraine… When I get mine, I can’t see out of my right eye at all, as well as having the feeling that my head is being cleaved in two.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 24, 2008 1:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

well,

I have a familial migraine condition- atypical familial hemiplegic migraines. the way my doc explained it, you can either go on a preventative medication to stop them before they start, or an abortive med to take at the first sign of an attack. I’m on the preventative (topomax) because I don’t know the migraine is coming until it knocks me on my ass- that’s what makes mine atypical- no aura. I have the visual symptoms and the nausea and such, but nothing as a warning.

Two days later, Eric Byrnes missed three games for excessive crying, and started listening to emo. At the same time, Emily changed her name to emilylovesthedbacksexceptthatloserericbyrnes.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 24, 2008 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, hat

I’m benching the sedona red hat and keeping the 2001 World Series Champion hat in play.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 23, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe

you should just use Dan Haren’s bat?

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 23, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was wearing my road cap from 2001

so I may have to join you on this.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 23, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

this feels like early in the season

when no one had anything to do. Maybe if we find some life in us our boys will wake up as well.

EPIPHANY!!!

We influence how the team plays. The rest of the season is on us. Think happy thoughts!!

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Jun 23, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I keep saying,

baseball is a superstitious sport, by nature. Ergo, everything we do affects the Dbacks.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think any sport

is more superstitious than baseball, but hockey is probably a close second.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 24, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

::shrug::

I wouldn’t know.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Obviously, it’s all on us- what we’re doing, what we’re wearing, what our own superstitions are- that’s what influences the game. The players just go out and reap the benefits of our positive karma.

Let’s get it done, people. =)

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 24, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm wondering

whether we need to make a few changes around here. I think our authors are pretty solid, but we could maybe afford to trade for another editor, or perhaps a poster with a pretty good average, to compete with soco and I. This slump we’ve been in is just plain unacceptable.

Maybe some of those posters who were banned by Lookout Landing could be had for cheap off the waiver wire. Maybe all they needed was a change in scenery. Plus, that way, if we have to cut ‘em, no great loss.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

Let's not be too hasty

Maybe we’ve had some problems, but I’m not sure bringing in outside help is the way to go. We’ve got some good chemistry here, and I don’t know if we should futz with that too much. We’ve shown we can do it, it’s just a matter of focus and getting the fundamentals done- avoiding typos, remembering when the game starts, paying attention to who just got a hit. We’ve all made the mistakes, now we need to learn not to make them. It’s times like these where veteran leadership in the threads becomes crucial.

I say we wait until the All Star Break before we decide if we want to make any moves.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 24, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm cracking up over these last two posts

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 24, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is an excellent point.
it’s just a matter of focus and getting the fundamentals done- avoiding typos, remembering when the game starts, paying attention to who just got a hit. We’ve all made the mistakes, now we need to learn not to make them. It’s times like these where veteran leadership in the threads becomes crucial.

You’re right, and I shouldn’t be pointing fingers. It all starts with each one of us. I’ve made a lot of typos lately that I didn’t used to make, and I don’t always immediately correct them. I know that I’ve missed the start times of a few games lately, even though it’s prominently posted on the Snakepit front page. If we can all just work on the fundamentals, we can make a difference in our performance even without getting some new blood.

Still, a trade or two shouldn’t be out of the question. I suppose I agree with waiting until the ASB. One poster who doesn’t see a lot of playing time anymore is foulpole. Like Chris Burke, foulpole looked REALLY good as a new addition in Spring Training and early in the season, albeit without much power. As time went on, (unlike Chris Burke) he showed himself to be a poster with a good average but a complete inability to defend his positions. I mean, how many line drives have we seen hit towards foulpole that he just completely missed, ignored, or ducked under? Still, his high average may make him worth more to SBN sites that value that—Gaslamp Ball, of course, comes to mind, as does Bleed Cubbie Blue. Recent events have shown that Lookout Landing might be a good trade destination as well.

Of course, if we can’t get a good poster in a trade, I wouldn’t be adverse to optioning him down to Minorleagueball.com and giving him another chance. That might be the best SBN blog for him to work on his defense.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

However,

I do realize that I’d probably be deluding myself to think that we could get another editor for foulpole; but we might be able to get a young and upcoming editor of the future. You can never have too much good young talent.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 1:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was actually thinking of you as I wrote this.

You’re still young, although you’ve been with the organization (in the form of DBBP) for awhile. However, your analytical baseball skills mean you might be at least an author, if not an editor, in the future.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well that doesn't mean anything

I mean, look at me. I just hack at every pitch I see.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 24, 2008 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

You’re a hack author.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 24, 2008 1:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

Pretty much

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 24, 2008 1:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plus

we keep you around for your wife.

:-D

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

soco is

the Casey Daigle of the Snakepit?

by dahlian on Jun 24, 2008 5:19 AM EDT up reply actions  

Touché

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 5:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, you still post for average.

And while that’s not AS valuable if it’s all you’ve got, like foulpole, at least with you, there’s some slugging behind your posts. And at the VERY least, you can play competent defense of your opinions.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 2:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh....

and how sweet is it to have a pitcher like Haren that can bounce back when Webby’s on a mild slump??

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

I know we gave up a lot to get him

but it’s good we did in times like this.

Roads? Where we're going we don't need roads.

by soco on Jun 24, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well,

he’s got a better ERA than Webb right now, and he’s had a pretty damned good stretch.

Have the Dodgers lost yet?

by DbacksSkins on Jun 24, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Month of June, Haren’s got an ERA of 1.59, a WHIP of 0.74, and a 3-0 record. Pretty impressive.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the Diamondbacks scoring fewer runs than the other team. Well, I was bound to get it right eventually.

by kishi on Jun 24, 2008 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

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