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Around SBN: 2012 Africa Cup Of Nations Final

Gameday Thread, #68: 6/13 vs. Royals

Kansas City Royals at Arizona Diamondbacks, Jun 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT


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Zach Greinke
RHP, 5-4, 3.77

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Doug Davis
LHP, 2-3, 4.88

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Back home, after the stirring comebacks in New York, where the hitters were in May form through the front four innings [one run scored in total], but went back to April form thereafter [16 runs from the fifth inning on]. Be nice if they could show up early too. The Royals have the worst offense in the American League, averaging only 3.8 runs per game, and that's why they are on pace for a 63-99 season, and the Mariners are the only team with a worse record.

However, they are facing the soft backend of our rotation - no Webb, no Haren for them - and Greinke is by no means bad, being their only starter who doesn't have a losing record. His last couple of starts though...ick. Fifteen hits, six walks and twelve earned runs in eleven innings. He faced Arizona once and it was the worst performance ever by an opposing starter: 15 hits and 11 earned runs in 4.1 innings [he's the only starter to play us and get a negative Game Score]. That might inspire a heckle or two tonight, even if this was back in 2005, and the only current D-backs surviving from that game are Chad Tracy and Edgar Gonzalez.

We certainly would like Doug Davis to give us six or more innings tonight, after the beating our bullpen took over the past couple of extended contests. I know Lyon won't be available (33 pitches last night) and I imagine not Slaten (27) or Gonzalez (29, on top of 33 the game before). Scherzer, Cruz, Qualls and Peña got the afternoon off, and that might be the order of use tonight, from the sixth inning on, if needed. Hopefully, they won't be, and Davis will give the bullpen a chance to recuperate.

Couple of quick points. Will be at the game tonight, with our 'CAR!' sign, which also pays tribute to a member of our community here. I'll say no more than that for the moment. :-) Azreous is on the recap tonight; I'll likely throw in some game notes tomorrow morning. And good luck to Snakecharmer, who is in Atlanta with the San Jose Steamrollers for the Power Soccer Nationals - we covered her team's win at the Regionals back in January. Hopefully, they'll have as much success here.

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Go, Snakecharmer!

Good luck at Nationals!

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 13, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it Haren’s turn already? Oops, Doug Davis is pitching tonight. Personally, I wish Brandon Webb could give us at least 6 innings tonight!

by TwinnerA on Jun 13, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

And the winner

Of today’s ‘Spot the Deliberate Mistake’ contest is…
:-)

by Jim McLennan on Jun 13, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today’s lineup:

C. Young cf .237
S. Drew ss .271
O. Hudson 2b .295
C. Jackson lf .303
C. Tracy 1b .222
M. Reynolds 3b .258
C. Snyder c .247
J. Upton rf .256
D. Davis p .222

CJ is in LF again while Trace starts at 1b. We have only three (Wolf, O-Dawg,Trace) LHBs in the lineup vs. the RHP.

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Reynolds should be batting 5th today... =(

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 8:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 8:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those other guys:

E. German lf .161
M. Grudzielanek 2b .293
A. Gordon 3b .267
J. Guillen rf .283
M. Olivo c .272
M. Teahen 1b .253
M. Aviles ss .321
J. Gathright cf .239
Z. Greinke p .667

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Pregame...

Watch news (RIP Tim Russert)
Try to figure out Quicken (why that program is so damn complicated, I still don’t know…)
Go to Walgreens to buy sign-making materials for tomorrow night.
NO Eric Byrnes Show!! :-P

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Dude,

if my 49 year old mom can figure out Quicken, I should hope that you can…

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

thank you,

captain obvious.

It’s not finding my bank accounts online, which is starting to piss me off. I’ll get back to it after the game when I’m less frustrated.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

R/T issue?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the way,

if you paid any attention at all to my avatar, you would KNOW that it’s “EMPEROR Obvious.” Don’t sell me short.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmm.

there are so many things I could say about that post that I’m just going to leave alone.

btw, what do you mean by R/T issues?

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps I should have included

a smiley after “short”?

R/T = Routing/Transit

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps.

Remember the conversation about why I don’t have LimeWire?

What makes you think I know what R/T is?
(I don’t. And I’m done worrying about it right now.)

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be back

after dinner. Maybe my computer won’t be almost dead.

See ya later bye.
(Don’t worry, I’ll still be watching.)

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you know what your sign is gonna say yet?

“Queso”?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

possibly.

that or “it’s EMPEROR obvious to you.”
:-P

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that works.

;-)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

"This is not a sign"

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

And then

print out a giant picture of a pipe.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not really going to be around for this one

dinner and then back to work, and then maaaaaaaaaaaybe dessert? And a Diamondbacks’ win?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 13, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

So....

dessert? Yes or no?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

No clue

not even sure when I’ll get out of work.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 13, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I heard a rumor that Max was optioned to Tucson and Buckner was called up today. Did anybody else hear the same?

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

And if I insult Star Trek?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 13, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually I wanted use that as a Trojan horse

have you ever read the Illuminatus Trilogy? I’m reading it right now, and though it’s pretty weird I’m really enjoying it.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 13, 2008 9:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never read it, no.

Care to elaborate?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm only 100 pages in

so it’s a bit hard to grasp, and the summary on the link might be better, but it’s a pretty trippy sci-fi book with a healthy dosage of conspiracy stuff.

Um, Dune? I’ve never read it but I feel like I ought to some day.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 13, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neither have I, and I feel like I should.

Never read Ender’s Game, either.

My favorites in sci-fi are all Arthur C. Clarke—the 2001 series, the Rama serires, etc.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

*series

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

You're killing me, smalls!

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 13, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Because I've never read

Ender’s Game?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I also really enjoyed

Slaughterhouse-5 and A Clockwork Orange. (Which are both semi sci-fi)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now for my confession

I’ve never read any Vonnegut.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should read stuff by George R.R. Martin

he is brilliant

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone says that

but I’ve already tried the looooooooooong epic fantasy that never ends with Wheel of Time, and I just don’t know how much I want to invest my time right now. When he finishes the series, I’ll check it out.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 13, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Read the short story collections

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said,

I’m reading two Heinlein books this summer, too—Stranger In A Strange Land, and Starship Troopers.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ve re-read that series about 10 times- or at least the books that are out so far. Brilliant, I love those books. Can’t wait for the next book.

Probably the only book I’ve read more is Ender’s Game. I’ve read that about once every six months since I got the book in seventh grade.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Really??

I’ve been meaning to read Cat’s Cradle, but I still haven’t gotten around to it.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Greag Bear

His stories are rather interesting. Read “The Forge of God” and then follow that up with “Anvil of Stars”.
If I may be so blunt, Anvil of Stars is the ultimate mind f*ck. I have never read a book that built in tension and suspense like this one. The story literally did not resolve itself until the very last paragraph.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

My best friend loves Greg Bear

but I haven’t read him yet either. It seems like I should get a library pass to alleviate my poor wallet.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've read almost

all of the Dune Series…. Great stuff.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 9:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could never get past Heretics

Chapterhouse makes my brain hurt after about 8 pages. I am interested to read books 7 and 8, though.

+1 for Greg Bear. Loved Darwin’s Radio (as a biology major)
+1,000,000 for Ender’s Game. Anyone who hasn’t read this should be launched into orbit.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Jun 13, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eon

by Bear was pretty good too.

Butlerian Jihad
The Machine Crusade
The Battle of Corrin
LOVED them all. They took place about 200 years before Dune did
am reading House Corrino now.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I strongly believe that you’re supposed to be high to read the Illuminatus trilogy. It was just weird.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm actually a member of the OTT

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 9:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm a member

of the Esoteric Order of Dagon?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was kicked out of the Brownies

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

OTT=One True Trilogy?

Star Wars?

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 13, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

my guess would be LOTR

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

But we're talking about sci-fi

even though Star Wars is hardly sci-fi either. You’re probably right though.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Star Wars

is really more fantasy, yeah…

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've read

all of one Star Wars novel, and one Star Trek novel.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

One pitch, one out. That’ll work.

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

One pitch, one out.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

We got Joe Sr. in the booth!!

Better than Matt Williams….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

1 out base on balls.

S’okay.

Ouch… their #3 hitter is Alex Gordon??

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh?

baseball is going on?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey Skins...

If you wanted to be the poor unfortunate soul to do the recap for tonight’s game, it wouldn’t hurt my feelings. I’m just now leaving for Flag thanks to some shenanigans at work. If not, I’ll still cover things once I get up there, so either way is fine.

(Bonus points for nailing the movie reference.)

by Azreous on Jun 13, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

The Little Mermaid.

Wow…. I suddenly feel gay.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh, geez. Just out of the reach of a diving O-Dawg. :-(

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh oh.... single

runners on the corners.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

UGH

Trace and O-Dawg both miss the foul pop.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

LOL

Joe Sr. making fun of Gracie….

“[Doug Davis] can’t THROW gaaaaas….”

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Gas Curve

71 mph, his great ones are always 69 or below

by UofAZGrad on Jun 13, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

K on the curvevball here.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Strike 3!

WTG DD!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

IAWTC

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dodged a bullet there. Unfortunately, it took 23 pitches to retire the side.

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snydes is doing a great job of keeping those balls in the dirt in front of him so far.

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

DD strikes 'em out

I guess I am used to us being on the road cause I’m pissed DD went through that inning with no run support.

by UofAZGrad on Jun 13, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe I'm just a terrible person,

but everytime that blind guy talks about how great Miller Lite is, I just wanna smack him in the face.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

hmm

Burke not batting leadoff, and not even in the lineup, don’t know about that decision BoMel

by UofAZGrad on Jun 13, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

perplexing

isn’t it?

Damn! strike 3 to CY

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Could this possibly

have something to do with us scoring more at home than on the road?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

.260 OBA

but a 3.77 ERA?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Argh...

Shoulda swung at that, CY.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

No Kidding

You know your expectations are low when you see strike 3 swinging as a huge improvement to all of our caught lookings

by UofAZGrad on Jun 13, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 pitch one out

damn drew! that’s suppose to happen only to the other side!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

That kid with the sign

reminds me…. everyone watch for the Snakepits.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

back-to-back-to-back homers at bush stadium...

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

from their game day

THE HOME RUNS BY PHILADELPHIA’S CHASE UTLEY AND RYAN HOWARD IN THE FIRST INNING WERE HIT BACK-TO-BACK.

THE HOME RUNS BY PHILADELPHIA’S CHASE UTLEY, RYAN HOWARD AND PAT BURRELL IN THE FIRST INNING WERE HIT CONSECUTIVELY.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Screw 'em.

They have offense. Psssshhht. We can win games WITHOUT offense.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

u mean

2 HR in 2 pitches and 3 in 3 AB?

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow....

13-1, in the top of the 5th??

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

14-1 now

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have to pay close tonight

My grandparents are at the game and I have a second cousin who’s one of the FSAZ directors who’s promised to show them.

by luckycc on Jun 13, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Close attention

I enjoy complete sentences.

by luckycc on Jun 13, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fly to left

but playable. 1-2-3 inning. Argh.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Cute sign.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

lol yeah

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some of us can't actually see the signs:-(

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

it was

“grace and sutton, my husband is at home with our son… so I can be with you here”
or something like that

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

“HI Gracie and Daron, my husband is at home with my baby so I can be here with you!” Or words to that effect. Then below it, there was a photo of the husband w/ their baby son on his lap, at a Dbacks game.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

thx

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not Fair

When we are forced to play the cream of the American League like the Royals we should get 6 outs in our half of the innings. On the other hand, I suspect we will only need 2 out per when we play those wussies at Fenway

by UofAZGrad on Jun 13, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Argh....

walk then single.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

first walk... then single

sigh

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugg

let’s get some outs
(I’m off to get coffee, I DON’T want to come back to runs,okay?)

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

WTF?

Greinke allowed 11 runs in 4.1 innings…. and got a no decision??

We must have had someone REALLY shitty pitching against him.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

with no outs it would be a TP

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate these stupid freecreditreport.com ads.

Not to mention that that website should be shut down for consumer confusion.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Hmmm.....

Apparently, they’ve already gotten in trouble from the FTC.

The real site is http://www.annualcreditreport.com. (It’s actually free there)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dodgers

Losing 3 – 0 to the sucky Tigers. Top of the 7th

by UofAZGrad on Jun 13, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

sound as a pound

I’m trying out other Manchester expressions rather than use “sweet”

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 10:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crap.

That doesn’t bode well for us.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not ah

Be broke that curse with a comeback against the Mets with Dodgers losing hard.

by UofAZGrad on Jun 13, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

love those 1st pitch pop outs by CoJack

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

solid base hit by Tracie

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice job, Tracy.

Make it 2-0, Mark!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark draws a walk.

That works, I guess.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup.

Watching our team taking a 3-0 pitch is a real treat.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

My Markieeeee!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Me either

And I’ve seen Randy Johnson walked on four pitches.

by UofAZGrad on Jun 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

And while we are on RJ

I’ve seen him walked a couple of times to my surprise so I looked up his stats. He has been walked 3 times in 11 starts, the most ever was 4 walks in 33 starts (2004). Amazingly, he might have a career high this season as a 44 year old with .126 lifetime BA.

by UofAZGrad on Jun 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

The funny thing is,

he’s got the biggest strike zone in the majors.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa....

called strike that looked quite a bit inside….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

omg that was wayyyy ball

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn.

Grounder. Least it advanced the runners.

Make something happen, Upton!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

snyder moves the runners

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's get it going here

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

S'okay.

Doug Davis is going to hit his first career Grand Slam.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

lol hope so =X

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

but i'll take a walk

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh DD

just get some lumber on the ball

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

:-(

boo,Oh well ,next time

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

at least DD won't leadoff next inning..

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

alrighty, i'm back.

hooray.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I knew you'd be happy to see me,

emperor obvious.
:-P

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah?

What makes you so sure?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

you llove the ladies:-D

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

hotclaws

said it better than i ever could.
:-P

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is true.

Can’t deny that, I guess.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

i like

these inspirational, midinning stories.
:-)

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

also...

the lady with the bug glasses.

where can i get me some of those?

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

B. Hills? =X

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scottsdale?

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

alsox2

joe sr’s singing.
:-)

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I really enjoy it

when Joe Sr. is the color guy.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

someone explain me why they sent Scherzer to triple-A?

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Felt he wasn't ready for the Majors?

To get some innings pitched?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

To start, mayber?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

My guess would be that we have burned up on ‘pen in the last few games with the poor starts and all the extra innings. Needed a fresh arm for the short term. Max has options. Who else does?

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That would be

a pretty stupid and shortsighted reason to option him down.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's probably the best reason to option him down.

The team needs another bullpen arm right now. Scherzer is the only pitcher with options.

by dahlian on Jun 13, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

what’s the problem with it?

by dahlian on Jun 13, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if Scherzer

is going to get some starts, I’ll be less opposed to it.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He won't be able to pitch here at the moment.

We need someone who can pitch right now and on consecutive days.

Even if it’s only for a couple days it’s a good move.

by dahlian on Jun 13, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

good K DD

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

2 out single.

Good AB there. Hunker down, DD!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

NICE GRAB, DD!!

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Um.....?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Phillies and Twins beating down their opponents tonight.

I do what I can, sometimes more, depends on the situation.

by srdmad on Jun 13, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice little flair by Wolf.

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, he seems to be hitting okay again

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

He fought off a tough pitch there.

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

You call him Wolf, why?

I do what I can, sometimes more, depends on the situation.

by srdmad on Jun 13, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

foolpole has his own nicknames for everyone.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

*foulpole

Freudian.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

This

drew

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Aesop’s fables. The Boy Who Cried Wolf.
IMO, he was the 1st player that came through our system in quite some time that was actually worth the hype when he was first called up. The rest of the guys at that point were just hype. The Boy Who Cried Wolf. Drew was the real wolf vs. all the other false alarms.

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why call him this when no one else does?

I do what I can, sometimes more, depends on the situation.

by srdmad on Jun 13, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

...no one else does?

Who cares? You don’t do anything unless everyone else does?

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well....

if everyone else is NOT walking off a cliff, I wouldn’t walk off a cliff, either…

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, we all make up nicknames for the players.

Sometimes they catch on, sometimes they don’t. Never thought of it as stupid, just fun.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 13, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fun when it catches on stupid when it doesn't.

I do what I can, sometimes more, depends on the situation.

by srdmad on Jun 13, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Replying to my own reply -- now that's stupid!

Anywho. Just an example. Eric Byrnes. Some of us call him Byrnsie; some of us call him Bam Bam, some call him Hacksie. Each to his own. We all know who we’re discussing.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 13, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

The difference is

foulpole has a special name for EVERYONE…. and uses it EVERYTIME…. and some of them are extremely stupid. (Like Ed-its-gon)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

just like one might make up names

for teammates or friends.

(for example, I’ve been dubbed stilts by my friends.)

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm called "House"

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

And if only one person called you a certain nickname that no one else did

you wouldn’t find that wierd?

I do what I can, sometimes more, depends on the situation.

by srdmad on Jun 13, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope.

i have one friend that calls me something completely different.

whatever.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I probably have a different nickname

for nearly every person that knows me.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 13, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like

Marshmallow?

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 13, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. A couple of my friends have specific nicknames for me, and I for them. Nobody else calls my friend Christine “PJ” but me.

And seriously, the players don’t know what the snakepitter community calls them.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 13, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

They might know.

Ya never know whether or not they check.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

You could be right.

We’ll have to be sure to be complimentary, then, won’t we? :-p

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 13, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah.

The only person we know comes here is Webby’s agent.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

SWEET LORD

With all the comments I make about CoJack, I hope he nor any of his team mates ever know what this board is.

shiver

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 13, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

So....

if he asks, should I email him your address? Will soco be out of town anytime soon?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

But I will. ;)

And … uh… NO. Don’t give him my email address. I am a married lady. I have MORALS. (Disregard almost being sold for 100$ just before my wedding. ;))

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 13, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Almost being sold to me for $100

doesn’t reflect on your morals. It reflects on soco’s morals. ;-)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

He says, as he walks out the door for work,

“I don’t have any, everyone knows that, I don’t think that should be a surprise.” – soco.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 13, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

and no,

you can’t call me that.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm called

‘Lil Bitch.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

good to know.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Um....

that was NOT a swing…

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

wich one is DD's fastb... oh wait, curveball...? =X

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

What about the famous

“rising fastball”?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

how does dd

manage a softball pitch with that delivery?

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

His arm moves so fast you can't see it,

but halfway through, he reverses direction.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Easy enough...

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

c'mon, cojack!

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

CoJack BB.

Such a sweet eye for the zone.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

he almost went on that 2-2 pitch

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

cojack walks

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Do it for the cute redheads

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon, Tracy!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

LETS GO REYNOLDS!!

make us happy!

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Jun 13, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't strike out, Mark.

Seriously.

DO NOT STRIKE OUT.

Or… flyout, or foulout, or popout, or groundout, or…. well, I think you get it.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn....

Everyone has figured out that Reynolds swings at sliders away.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Will there be

a throwaway pitch? Or just a slider to strike him out?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

launch one baby!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Dang....

almost hit Mark.

At least it’s 2-2 now.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

3-2.

C’mon, here…..

Mark will probably swing, so I hope he throws a strike.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Yup.

Well, that was predictable.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pitch count through 3:
Greinke 64
DD 50

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a strike.....

I guess it’s a tight zone tonight?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

no kidding...

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

aflac trivia...

did micah owings ever play for the royals?
cause he’d be my guess.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Zach Greinke.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

well fine.

show up my lack of random baseball trivia and how slow my internet is all at once…

thanks.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

i think you're right.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

yep.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was against us, so

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good guess, though.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well done Motor City Kitties

:-)

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

J-Up gets another bb.

Nice sac bunt by DD.

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

He's gonna get a ton of walks

in the 8 spot.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which will inflate his obp and make him appear to be good.

I do what I can, sometimes more, depends on the situation.

by srdmad on Jun 13, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, but he's still getting on.

A hitter with less of a reputation wouldn’t get as many walks, even in the 8 spot. Except on 2 outs.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

If he's getting on that many times,

he is good.

Even with two outs, those walks still have value. At the very least they turn the lineup over and make the opposing pitcher throw more pitches.

If you haven’t noticed, the National League is filled with eight-hole hitters that flail wildy at pitches out of the zone and get themselves out.

by dahlian on Jun 13, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

the National League is filled with eight-hole hitters that flail wildy at pitches out of the zone

That’s why they’re hitting in the 8 spot.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice bunt.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Good bunt by Double D.

Right up the 1B line.

Now we need CY to… err, NOT STRIKE OUT.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

A loud out by CY.

:-(

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Highway robbery

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

cojack+left field=

work in progress.

thank you, captain obvious.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh?

You’ve given yourself a commission?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

nope.

just pointing out sutton’s obvious comment…

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah.

So you’ve commissioned Sut?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice try by CoJack,

and an even better job by CY backing him up.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

yep.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now,let's get some runs.

srsly

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

iawtc

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

only two hits?

Us or is their pitcher pretty good? (I just got back from a long lunch)

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

us.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Both, actually.

Greinke’s got a 3.77 ERA. I mean, Danny Haren’s is 3.41, so

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also,

these guys have never seen him before, with the exception of O-Dawg. (I assume)

Besides spring training.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

this is true.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

that seems to give us fits.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Emily

Have you decided what the sign will say?

And has anybody spotted Mr and Mrs Snakepit and their sign?

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 13, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

i haven't yet.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's going to say

“Queso”, “It’s EMPEROR Obvious to you”, or “emily loves the dbacks”.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

hey.

is car approved if it is only used as a secondary to get us on tv?
:-)

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

aw damn.

i have nothing to make signs with.
i’ll have to do it tomorrow, or else just tape a bunch of pieces of paper together…

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought

you were gonna run out to CVS or something?

And yeah. “CAR” is acceptable, but only to signal the cameras.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Write "car" on one side

then quickly flip it to show a funnier message

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

rawr.

i was going to, but have no transportation.

i’ll have to do them tomorrow.
damn.

anyone seen jim yet?

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still no Snakepits.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

drrooooooooooooooooooooooooo

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

lead off double for the bad guys

How’s DD looking?

Great play Drew! lead off man erased

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

How’s DD looking?

Hit and miss. Not one of his best outings but not one of his worse. Missing his spots at times but seems to make the important pitch when he needed to. 6 scoreless.

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

6 scoreless, 5 hits, 3 BBs

and I think he has something like 7 Ks so far.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

The way CoJack fumbled that double,

Guillen shoulda gone to 3rd.

And… SWEEET play by Drew to save the run and catch Guillen in the rundown!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice job by Wolf running right at the base runners there.

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

I have no idea how Drew got that ball....

he had to reach out into LF to grab it.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn....

Doug Davis is GOOD tonight.

::knocks wood::

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Wicked 3-2 charlie by DD there.

Sweet!

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Fantastic analysis by Joe G, the former catcher,

on how catchers/pitchers have to watch for things like the hitter switching to a different bat.

That’s the kinda analysis you don’t get from a non-catcher.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

indeed.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim is a charlatan

I could listen to Joe Sr. do color eight days a week.

No matter the score, he leaves you feeling happier about life and baseball. It’s like Chicken Soup for the Baseball Fan’s Soul.

by dahlian on Jun 13, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never heard it described like that,

but I agree. Jim seems to think he’s a curmudgeon.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm actually more ambivalent

He has his moments, but it’s like listening to your great-uncle talking about how much better things used to be….

by Jim McLennan on Jun 14, 2008 2:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, how can you argue?

Back in his day you could buy a Snickers bar for five cents that was a foot long.

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 14, 2008 2:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

While wearing an onion on your belt

I love listening to Joe, pretty much because it’s like listening to your great-uncle talk about things fifty years ago…

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 2:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love listening to Joe, pretty much because it’s like listening to your great-uncle talk about things fifty years ago…

Me too.

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

yay dd and markie mark!!

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Double D is DEALIN'!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Just got a text update from KTAR

Trot Nixon was traded to the Mets for a PTBNL

or is this old news?

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Somebody

mentioned it earlier, yeah. I’m not entirely sure why…

But hey, if we can get someone young for him, I’m down.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s nice to hear that he might get a shot with the Mets. We were gonna lose him soon anyway if we didn’t add him the the 25 man. At least we got something.

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH SHIT

It’s Friday the 13th…

Dammit, I was supposed to go out tonight.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Night's young yet...

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, what am I supposed to do?

Go out after midnight?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do sometimes

but I am really good friends with some of the bartenders, so I get to stay around for after hours…

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Must be nice.

Yeah, I go out that late pretty often too, but I’d prefer not to.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice.

way to remember the important things in life.
:-P

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can only imagine

how I am with anniversaries…. :-\

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

sad.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

For her, yeah.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

My wife's just as bad

At one point, she turned to me and asked “Were we married in June or July?”

We were married in August.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't walk under any black cats

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey! That was a short joke!

Not cool. I just got that….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn....

Mark BARELY kept that pitch in the park.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Another walk, to Snydes.

Do they walk Upton? Doug is still looking good but I assume they’ll PH for him….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Geez, another bb for J-up? lol

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

And, yes, I know that he is in the 8 hole.

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's walked all night?

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

No PH, apparently.

I guess it’s pretty important that we keep Doug in to give the bullpen some relief.

....unless it stays 0-0 for all 9 and we go into another XI game….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

bullpen's gotten a

hell of a workout the past few games

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's got light over here

oh yeah DD pitching, it could be midday before this one is over:-)

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good Morning!

and here after work I’ll be going out to the bar.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

jeez,

seven walks, no runs.

by dahlian on Jun 13, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

another inning

another baserunner

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn't matter to me if he's 16 for 18 in steals.

Not when Double D is on base, anyway.

Good bunt by Greinke.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

2 base hits

but have left 9 runners on board? WOW!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

nobody up in the pen

Come on Doug.

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Strike 3!

2 down in the 7th and his 7th K of the night!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

nice.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Now THAT'S some heat!!

Blew him right away with that 81 MPH fastball!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

81 MPH high cheese! lol!

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

If they get shut out, I'll blame Jim

He jynxed the team by pointing out to me this morning how terrible greinke was in his last start against Arizona

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 13, 2008 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

But as the TV guys pointed out,

he still got a no-decision…. even allowing 11 runs.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's not jinxable

it’s just a fun example to show the incompetence of the Royals. Greinke was one of the best high school pitchers ever. They drafted and in 2004, only two years later he was in the bigs throwing 150 innings of

The next year the team decides that they didn’t like Greinke’s approach. They told him to throw fewer breaking pitches, take some speed off his fastball and “pitch to contact”. That year his ERA shot up to 5.80 and he gave up 1,000 runs to Arizona.

by dahlian on Jun 13, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chad Qualls

up in the pen. Davis at 103 pitches

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

frick.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

frack

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

104 and he walks grudzie

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

105 and he gets the out

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks like

the outside corner isn’t a strike tonight, but the inside corner is.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

pop up!

out #3!

Great escape, part II

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

There you go, DD! That’s what he’s been doing all night.

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

amazin'

I knew i should have come in on 1st today so i could have gone to the game…

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

And....

that is SEVEN scoreless innings for Double D, ladies and gentlemen!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

:::applause!::::

nice job DD

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice job dd.

7 scoreless innings!

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

IAWTAC

times 100

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

IAWTC x 9

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet.

I’ve just been agreed with 109x.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

110x

now…

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man, if I'm ever in a disaster of some kind

I want to be with DD, he escapes everything

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 13, 2008 11:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey DBACKS

LETS GET SOME RUNS!!!!!!!!!!!

OK?

by dstorm on Jun 13, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

strike 3 to CY?

radio guys disagree

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like I said

it’s like the home plate’s been moved 3 inches inside.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

This game tears me up,

Greinke is my current second favorite non-Diamondback in all of baseball.

Before the game I hoped it would 1-0 win by the DBacks. I guess we’re almost there.

by dahlian on Jun 13, 2008 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Who's your fav?

And why are he and Greinke your favorites?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Voldemort is my fav.

I’ve always liked Greinke since I read the scouting report of him coming out of high school. He had a mid 90’s fastball, a plus slider and curve and mound presence beyond his years. As a high schooler he was making kids look foolish by following his 95 MPH heat with a Livo-esque 60 MPH curve ball.

He had even been known to mix in the odd eephus pitch to add to his complement of pitches thrown at every speed imaginable.

by dahlian on Jun 13, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

can he throw the screwball? :-P

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone knows

that you need clubbed feet to throw a screwball.

Thankfully for Greinke, he was not born with that genetic abnormality. He does seem to be getting over his social anxiety disorder, though. That’s another reason why I really root for Greinke.

by dahlian on Jun 13, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup.

There it is again. 3 inches inside is a strike but 3 inches inside the outside corner is not.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

sounds like the crowd

is trying to get the wave going…

Nice hit Drew

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh dear God! Noo!!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

There we go, Drew.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

There you go, Wolf! Almost plunked the pitcher with the solid come backer!

Sweet!

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

come on O-Dawg

....

damn!

Drew to 2nd

up to jackson now

GET HIM HOME!!!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank God it was a hit n run,

cuz it woulda been a DP by O-Dawg.

Now we need CoJack to make something HAPPEN.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

amen to that!

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

sounds like they

almost got Drew

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty darned close

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

woo...

safe at second.
too close for me…

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit.

Davis pitches 7 scoreless freaking innings and “earns” a no-decision…

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

offense.

:-(

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame you.

You’ve lost your Emily mojo.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

apparently.

sad day.

but i still have hope.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Friday NIght Pitching Duel

with DD starting?

who would have thunk it

by dstorm on Jun 13, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

10 runners left on base....

nuff said

A baseball game is simply a nervous breakdown divided into nine innings. ~Earl Wilson

by unnamedDBacksfan on Jun 13, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

we suck at hitting

nuff said

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

like i said...

offense.

nuff said.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only three hits all of which have been by out LHBs. DD has left his share on base but what are you gonna do about the pitcher not driving in runs?

by foulpole on Jun 13, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn.

And now Qualls is coming in, in a tie game. Usually when this happens he gets tagged with a loss.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, he was 0-5 and then went to 1-5, so here’s hoping he is going to add on to that win column and go to 2-5.

by TwinnerA on Jun 13, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Congratulations, D-backs! You once again have screwed over your starting pitcher.

by TwinnerA on Jun 13, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

nice k, qualls.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Qualls?

The outside 3 inches of the plate is NOT a strike tonight.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

for emperor obvious.

nice, qualls.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

He can’t hear youuuuuuuuuuuuu.

by TwinnerA on Jun 13, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't like this strike zone,

and I think it’s stupid, and I know we’ve had like 3 guys strike out looking on pitches that were pretty clearly inside, and I know Double D walked some guys on 3-2 on pitches that should have been called strikes… but I WILL give the ump credit for being extremely consistent.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

The radio team was talking about how they felt it was pretty consistently inconsistent tonight.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, FWIW,

it seems like we’ve been trying to hit the outside corner more and they’ve been trying to hit the inside corner, so their pitchers are getting called strikes and ours are getting called balls.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

SWEET.

123 for qualls.
:-)

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

RJ....

Will Randy ever win again? Will Lyon ever get another save? WHAT will Emily’s sign say?? Tune in tomorrow to find out!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 13, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

haha.

that is a nice hook for tomorrow’s game.
:-P

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 13, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm good like that.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

DeJesus comes in on the double switch.

::channeling The Big Lebowski::

“You don’t mess with DeJesus!!”

(Sorry… I always wanted to make that joke.)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Lol

If you hadn’t followed up with that line, I would have.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 14, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

+ 2.54

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

single for snyderman!

yeah!

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Solid single for Snydes! Two out rally?

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:02 AM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

Seriously, people, when Doug Davis gives you seven scoreless innings, he deserves the win. Come on!

Maybe New York was a sign of what this team is truly good at- driving down the trade value of the bullpen. Yes, I can hope for that.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

I was wondering where you were. Maybe now that you’ve checked in at the pit, the DBacks can win.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 14, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

We need you to pinch hit, Devin.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

yeah.

sadly, i’m no longer lucky.

:-(

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, we're gonna DFA you I think....

Or maybe trade you for a poster to be named later and cash.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll go see if GLB wants to make an offer.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Alright,

but don’t get any of those total douchebags, like Winfield’s Ghost or Phantom or jbox.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll see if I can get a server or something.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that could work.

Would it eliminate the need for overflow threads?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

SNYYYYDERMAAAAN!!

F_ YEAH!!

COMING AGAIN, TO SAVE THE MOTHERF_ING DBACKS!!

Errr…. apparently not.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:03 AM EDT reply actions  

I hate McDonalds commercials.

Period.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:04 AM EDT reply actions  

IAWTC

My least favorite is on the radio. “We live in a country where it’s normal to express our views. Where it’s normal to eat chicken for breakfast!” Shut up, McDonalds.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Their commercials are so DUMB. And annoying.

And is it just me, or are African Americans the only people who seem normal in McDonald’s commercials?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Rockies lost, Dodgers lost, Padres were winning until Cleveland just plated 2 in the 6th, and the Giants are losing. Let’s get a win!

by TwinnerA on Jun 14, 2008 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

That’s good news.

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

No it's not. The Dodgers lost.

Which bodes badly for us.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nice pick by Trace on the foul ball throw from Reynolds. Trace looks very comfortable at 1b.

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

I finally get what Joe is saying about

“you don’t show him the ball, you show him the back of the mitt”. It’s actually pretty clever, if you’ve got strong wrists, anyway.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

A solid 1-2-3 for Alias!

We have a PH then the top of the order due up in our 9th. C’mon, boys! Let’s make some noise!!!

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

OTOH

E*Trade baby commercials are AWESOME.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

indeed.

“bad girl…”

literally loling.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I feel a walk-off HR

coming on…... it’s going to happen

BELIEVE

by dstorm on Jun 14, 2008 12:13 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Buckner is up in the ‘pen.

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

Chris Burke leads off the 9th as a PH.

Eh…. put your best foot forward?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:14 AM EDT reply actions  

And

he gets freaking robbed on a backhanded play.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

Good wood by Burke. Too bad Gordon made a solid play. :-(

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

The ump

calls a strike a few inches inside to CY… ONCE AGAIN.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

CY is back to sucking.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

A 4 pitch bb for Wolf!

Sweet!

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Anyone else

just see the “TRUCK” sign?

:-)

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Missed it.

Was it Jim?

There was a “VAN” sign earlier, too.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

If it was

I missed the sign with a ‘Pit reference.

by luckycc on Jun 14, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Three straight extra inning games. That’s a lot of free baseball.

And a huge drag on our pen. :-(

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Dear Mother of God....

Extras for 3 games in a row.

I’d better drive up to Phoenix and volunteer to pitch out of the bullpen…

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m on hold with Josh Byrnes right now to finalize my contract. Aren’t you glad they didn’t pinch hit me earlier?

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

True.

We may have to option down Romero to make room for you, though.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

On comes Buckner,

pitching against his former team.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Nice 1st pitch charlie for Buckner.

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Nice pick by J-Up. I think that he caught it before it hit the ground.

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

The replay clearly show that we got robbed.

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bring on Instant Replay

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 14, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Instant replay is a slippery slope. Which plays do they review and which ones do they not?

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

wtf?!?

he SO CAUGHT THAT BALL.

WHAT THE HELL.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

BullSHIT blue!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions  

Nice play by J-Up

to get his glove between the ball and the ground.

The ump decided not to notice though.

by dahlian on Jun 14, 2008 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

I hate umpires....

Miss ANOTHER call that goes against us….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:25 AM EDT reply actions  

Double play!

Not, precisely, the traditional manner, but it works.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Rob us of the call

No problem, just turn the DP.

by luckycc on Jun 14, 2008 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Sorta like

“Don’t give me my free base on a HBP? I’ll just smack a HR.”

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

alright.

that turned out okay.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Solid double play by Trace there!!!

Sweet!

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

DP, starting at 1st.

::Cue foulpole ranting about CoJack vs. Tracy::

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Nice play by Tracy.

If he keeps that up, I could get used to Conor Jackson, permanent left fielder.

by dahlian on Jun 14, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

I guess

You have forgotten about our 10 Million per year paperweight with a no-trade clause

by UofAZGrad on Jun 14, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

he DOES have a TV show.

Maybe we could trade him to the Discovery Channel for Mike Rowe? Or the Mythbusters guys?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, man!

If we could sign Mike Rowe, that’d be the highlight of the year, no doubt.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

At the very least,

he could clean the dugout or rosin the bats or something. That seems like his forte.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

Given the theme of the show

I think he’d end up behind the plate.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

MIKE ROWE.

please?
o=)

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that'd be pretty sweet.

But if we traded for Jamie and Adam from Mythbusters, they could bust the myth that the Mets always win at Chase. Or something.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

With that contract

I’d be happy if we got the host of “Funniest Pets and People” for him.

by dahlian on Jun 14, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

That is, of course, assuming that Tracy can stay healthy.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

In your face Royals!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 14, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

Tracey

Nice to see no hesitation there

by UofAZGrad on Jun 14, 2008 12:27 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm in favor

Let’s do it!

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

believe

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 14, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm SO keeping this one:-D

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 14, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Put that alien on ice for further study…

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Area 51 isn't so very far away

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 14, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

but the 51s are the Dodgers’ AAA team, so that could be bad.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

The alien brings good D-backs mojo.

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm....

This pizza is slightly undercooked.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Tracy!

Walk-off!

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

CHAD!!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Inappropriate comment for having to play extra innings against the Friggin Royals

I was pretty broken up about Tim Russert. . .’till they reported he was a Yankees fan.

by UofAZGrad on Jun 14, 2008 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

-100

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK YEAH.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

AMERICA.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Trace with the walk off BOMB!!!

SWEET!!!

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

That was a no doubter.

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

TRACY

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 14, 2008 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Whoa....

who called a 1-0 game again? Was that you, dahlian??

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

I was hoping for it.

and I got it.

Hell, we even had seven Davis innings and an inning from Buckner to take some stress off the pen. All in all, it was probably the best result possible for me.

by dahlian on Jun 14, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plus Greinke?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

WALKOFF

Now I am just an asshole for that Russert thing.

by UofAZGrad on Jun 14, 2008 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

I am too

Because I laughed at it.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

me three.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude, yeah.

Waaay to NOT represent the UofA very well…

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

If UofA is relying on me for representing them they really are in dire straights

I’m really not a dick though, just follow my grandfather’s philosophy, “If I’m not laughing, I’m crying.”

by UofAZGrad on Jun 14, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well... YEAH....

but not in public!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

CHAD TRACY

MAKES ME SO HAPPY

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 14, 2008 12:33 AM EDT reply actions  

Also

The center hug things is just like 800 shades of adorable. Group hug!

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 14, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

I also love that CoJack

has like a Ballet LEAP he likes to do on anyone at any time.

He also did it when they won against the Cubs last year.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 14, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I LOVE these young guys.

One of my favorite shots of the Dbacks dugout ever was during that game last year, when they panned across the dugout, and CoJack, Micah, Salazar, and like every young guy on the team was up on the railing with a rally cap. (We were down by like 1 in the 8th or 9th)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whoever plays 1B

makes you happy, doesn’t he?? :-P

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

What can I say?

I’m easy at first base. ;)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 14, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna make sure...

...CoJack sees THAT.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do it. I dare you. ;)

blush

... Don’t really do it.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 14, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

By the way,

Billy Buckner just got his first ever W as a Dback.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Welcome to the desert Billy

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 14, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Buckner gets his 1st ML appearance of the year and gets the win.

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:35 AM EDT reply actions  

Quality Win too

He threw all of 8 pitches, good job kid.

by UofAZGrad on Jun 14, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

DD got screwed but it was a very good maiden voyage for Buckner as a D-Back.

The real funny thing about it is that Buckner was a Royal. lol.

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

This was already pointed out

in a post you ignored

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll be

on facebook celebrating.

YAY.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

find me on there :-)

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 14, 2008 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'll join the both of you.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

Since I’m missing tomorrow’s game, I meant to catch more of this one. But it seems like I caught the important parts.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

HEY!

you know what this means?

I haven’t lost my mojo!
:-P

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

No,

it means Devin’s bringing the mojo now.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

you know,

you should just let me have my moment.

(congratulations, devin. we both win. :D)

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Thanks

You can take tomorrow’s game, okay? =)

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

yessir.

i’ll be there.
:-)

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, you still win,

because we won’t DFA or trade you.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

We won't?

Uh, I gotta make some calls really quick. And see if you can un-notarize something.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I used to be a notary public,

so I could undo that? Maybe?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

:-C

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

What can I say?

They were just waiting to make sure I got home before they finished it.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Joe G

even cracks up Daron… he can’t keep a straight face.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:45 AM EDT reply actions  

AWW

All the players like HOPPED the fence and charged.

I know this is mostly a boy board and this is a totally silly-girl-comment but:

SO ADORABLE.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 14, 2008 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

SO ADORABLE.

eeewww!

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I promise

Cooties aren’t catching, at least not on line. ;)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 14, 2008 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I love how

old man Randy’s just sitting in the dugout, glaring, and chewing gum, then Tracy smacks it out…. everyone else storms out of the dugout, and Randy just calmly strides out with his arms crossed…. he’s seen it all before. Then Webb comes up behind him, says something, and they both jog to the plate. :-)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am sure if soco was here

He would make a Father-Time joke here, but I can’t think of one. Still, I

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 14, 2008 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

:D

GOOD! We must stick together. :)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 14, 2008 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Me too

they are a delectable bunch

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 14, 2008 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

YEP.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

:)

Your tag is awesome, I always say stuff like that about CoJack when soco makes comments like, “Well I hear he is a jerk.”

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 14, 2008 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

IIRC

CoJack dated a chick from my HS.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

did you see where that came from?

we were talking about the eric byrnes show yesterday, and I turned it off because “they’re more attractive when they don’t talk.

:-D

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Plus, Jim mentioned it in the recap.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

oh, shut up, you.

you and devin just traded me.

you don’t get anymore smartass comments.

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Psssshhht.

You’ve been traded. I can say whatever I want to you.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

lil bitch.

(i’ve been traded. i can say whatever i want to you.)
:-P

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, stilts.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

grrrr.

did i not say you were not allowed to call me that?

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

you did.

but you’ve been traded, remember?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey, we undid the trade!

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 1:42 AM EDT up reply actions  

thank you.

but it may take a few days for me to forgive the two of you…

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 3:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I understand

If it makes you feel any better, it was largely DbacksSkins idea, and I negotiated the trade under protest.

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 3:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

"under protest"??

Waaay to throw me under the bus. You were the one who volunteered to go check with GLB!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll manly-up your observation for you

Man, it’s great to see this team look excited out there, isn’t it?

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

fine...

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

FOOTBALL. ;)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Jun 14, 2008 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, I'LL manly it up.

RAWR…. THERE WAS HOT BLONDE CHICKS BEHIND DUGOUT!! Oh yeah, and it was cool to see the team storm the field.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so tired but it was worth it

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 14, 2008 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Wasn't it, though?? ;-)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Why we will go 94-0 from here on out

I’ve discovered the secret to winning. All I have to do is say something totally out of line while expressing frustration with the game and 4 seconds later the D-Backs win. You’ll see, I’ll pull this when they are down and they will hit a 5-run homerun with no one on

by UofAZGrad on Jun 14, 2008 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dear God....

you’re so right!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m so tired but it was worth it

That means that you were doing it right. ;-)

by foulpole on Jun 14, 2008 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

It's been a long day.

I’ve been up since four in the morning, running around most of the day in the heat. With out a car, mind you. I’m hot, sore, and tired. But that walk off walk homer sure has made a nice ending for the day.

by C. Wesley Baier on Jun 14, 2008 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

By the way,

I had an overflow thread ready once it started slowing down around 520 comments…. but didn’t want to put it up with the game going into extras.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 12:58 AM EDT reply actions  

well

It’s going to become a sucky superstition if we never have an overflow when xtra innings happen. But I guess all superstitions can’t be as convenient as chopping off a bunny’s foot.

by UofAZGrad on Jun 14, 2008 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

They're more attractive when they don't talk.

by emilylovesthedbacks on Jun 14, 2008 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Plus

it’s gonna be hilarious when we have an extra innings game that goes for like 19 innings, and we end up with 870 comments….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Didn’t we end up over 200 on that Padres game? And that wasn’t even our team, plus we didn’t start commenting on it until it was already in extra innings…

Currently blaming the D-backs struggles on: the state of Oklahoma. The actual land and the people there, not, you know, in a "just look at the state of this room" sort of way.

by kishi on Jun 14, 2008 1:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't exactly recall.

Something like that, anyway. I was posting on the Purple Row gameday thread during that game.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 3:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

That reminds me,

I’ll need to send a game recap to Wimb via Facebook….. need to recap the game on the ‘Pit first, though.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 1:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Back to back saves for me?

But Devin came up with the big pinch hit.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, night night everyone

or should I say, day day as it’s full daylight here

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Jun 14, 2008 1:06 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL

Have a nice…. err… afternoon, when you wake up.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 1:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Okay.... Azreous, if you're reading this once you get to Flag,

I’ll have the recap up pretty soon. Gonna run out and grab some beers to celebrate, though.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Jun 14, 2008 1:26 AM EDT reply actions  

We won, woo!!

"D'backs" means seatbelts! "D'backs" means crash positions!

by soco on Jun 14, 2008 2:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Home safe

That was fun. Well, the final at-bat was, anyway. :-) Don’t think we made it on TV, but that’s life. Davis’s curveball was a thing of beauty, but sheesh, the offense? 5-for-32 with the only extra-base hit Tracy’s walkoff? Ouch. Still, everyone else in the division lost, so this was a big win. First extra-inning 1-0 win ever at Chase, and first for AZ since the infamous 18-inning one against the Giants in May 2001. First game-ending homer of the year too for the D-backs. And we were there…

More tomorrow, on the end of…whoever writes the recap’s report!

by Jim McLennan on Jun 14, 2008 2:58 AM EDT reply actions  

So?

We watched and watched for you and the sign but never saw you. What did it say?

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Jun 14, 2008 9:31 AM EDT up reply actions  

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A Sad Day In The World Of Scrappy-ness: David Eckstein Retires
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Former Diamondback Craig Counsell Retires
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DBacks Fantasy Camp Autographs
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Salary Cap Dynasty League Openings

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