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Gameday Thread, #32: 5/5 vs. Phillies

Philadelphia Phillies at Arizona Diamondbacks, May 5, 2008 9:40 PM EDT


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Jamie Moyer
LHP, 1-2, 4.50

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Max Scherzer
RHP, 0-0, 0.00

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Moyer = 556 career starts
Scherzer = 0 career starts

Has there ever been a bigger mismatch in terms of experience? Actually, that's massive hyperbole, since Moyer is actually only fourth on the list for starts by active pitchers, trailing RJ (560), Glavine (674) and Maddux (714). So, Mad Dog's game against Florida yesterday, facing Andrew Miller (20 starts), resulted in considerably more of a gulf. Stlll, let's hope this is an omen for tonight, because there, the veteran got his butt kicked, allowing eleven hits and taking the loss.

Obviously, Scherzer has an awful lot to live up to, having only posted the longest perfect debut by a major-league pitcher, in at least the past fifty years. After that, he can only really go downhill. :-) But I can't recall any debut by a Diamondbacks pitcher which has been so eagerly anticipated. Even when Brandon Webb made his first start, I don't think we expected anywhere near as much. It is likely to be a short-term stint, at least initially, with Doug Davis expected to return, hopefully by the end of the month. But call it a trailer for the 2009 season.

However, a cautionary tale is in order. Remember Johnny Cueto, who made his debut against us in Cincinnati and one-hit us for seven innings with ten strikeouts? Since then, he's 0-3 in five starts, with an ERA of 6.43... [though he's beating the Cubs as I write] One dazzling debut does not a major-league starter make. Temper those expectations: I'd be very happy to settle for Scherzer simply getting the W tonight. But swing by Augie's Army's FanPost and cast your vote for how many K's you think Mad Max will deliver.

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Today’s lineup:

C. Young cf .236
E. Byrnes lf .242
O. Hudson 2b .272
C. Jackson 1b .343
J. Upton rf .342
M. Reynolds 3b.236
C. Snyder c .243
S. Drew ss .258
M. Scherzer p .000

geez, what’s up with Max’s ba?? ;-)

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Lots of RHBs vs Moyer.

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wolf down to the 8 hole

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice to see Hudson back

But, really, at the risk of repeating myself: Byrnes in the #2 hole? What does it TAKE for Melvin to move him? 2-for-28 isn’t enough? He could go 4-for-4 tonight and his recent BA would still only be sub-Ueckerian…

by Jim McLennan on May 5, 2008 8:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, we are not in the clubhouse or the training room. Maybe they know more than we do? Could there be many other issues with the roster that we don’t know?

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't recall you making this comment

when they gave Edgar the start last week.

Not that I would expect you to be consistent or anything…

by dahlian on May 5, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here we go D-backs…here we go.. boom…boom.

This is a pretty tough lineup, both on D and O but they have some possable weaknesses pitching.

This could be a very defining seiries.

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those other guys:

S. Victorino cf .231
E. Bruntlett ss .222
C. Utley 2b .357
R. Howard 1b .167
P. Burrell lf .330
G. Jenkins rf .250
P. Feliz 3b .214
C. Ruiz c .203
J. Moyer p .125

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t we all feel better about a Max start vs. Ed-it’s-Gon against this line up at the BOB?

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Not so scary

The lowest BA in our lineup is .236. The Phillies have FIVE of their eight players batting below that this season. Sure, Utley and Burrell have been on fire, while Howard won’t hit .167 forever. But they have only scored 4.7 runs/game this year, and that’s in a very hitter-friendly stadium.

by Jim McLennan on May 5, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s the spirit!

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweet!

I get the D-backs; feed! Game on, boys! (and girls)!!

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

May WAG for Max is 90 pitches tonight.
Any onther WAGs?

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

WAG?

I’m assuming Wild _ Guess? I’ve heard 90 pitches mentioned as a likely aim for him. The question will be, how long might that last? If I was the Phillies, I’d be trying to take a few pitches and run that count up, but if he throws strikes at the rate he did in his debut, it might just be digging a deep hole.

by Jim McLennan on May 5, 2008 9:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes…WAG = wild assed guess. And yes, I agree that if they are sitting on pitches that they could be behind in the count. IMO, sitting on good pitches is not a good idea.

Let’s go Max!

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wives and girlfriends?

I’ll handicap him at +5

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

WAGs also means "wives and girlfriends"

a reference to player’s wives and girlfriends at sporting events.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’m not looking for the twin killing right now. ;-)

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

soco's keys to the game

1) Listen on the radio as I do laundry and clean house
2) Watch “How I Met Your Mother”
3) Attempt to digest the Sourdough Jack and two regular tacos I just ate
4) Take a shot of tequila for my homies
5) Dessert?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Hot-dogs

I’m on the dogs tonight; they seem to usually bring us good luck.

by Jim McLennan on May 5, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

break out the rally dogs!!!

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Leadoff double, do not want!

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

And a near HPB

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Correct that, HPB

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Damn. This is not a good start for Maxie.

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

rattle a D-back? ;-)

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was opening a box at work

and someone had used as packing filler a maraca. What possesses someone to use a maraca as packing filler!?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL, because they suck???

BTW, IMO, the maraca is EdGon. ;-)

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I picked up the box and it's rattling

and all I can think is, “did something get damaged?” Nope, just a damn maraca. And not EdGon, either, though if I could pick up that box I’d be pretty proud of myself.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

break out the Jack tacos!!!!

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I already ate mine :-(

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

grand start >:-(

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 5, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Dodgers/Lakers fan

He is not of our cloth!

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

One out on FC at second

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice throw by CJ.

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice throw by CJ.

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 9:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Sac fly, one on, two out, P8

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

So that makes the game Phils on top, 1-0

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

That doesn't show up in the stats,

but if if Howard were running instead of Utley, that would have been a double play.

Stats suck.

by dahlian on May 5, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Maxie has the speed but not the location so far.

That’s what I’m talking about!!!

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

1st night nerves,I hope

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 5, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Don’t be nervous…You have done this before…no??? ;-)

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Might as well do it now

while he’s hot.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The above was not meant to be here...

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

It does

but I felt I better clarify…

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll be gental…;-) yaeh.. right.

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

CY strikes out

here comes Mr. Guaranteed Out.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Almost a Flying Nun from Byrnes

two outs

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Moyer's nibbling the edges

if the Diamondbacks can be patient they might have a little better results.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

And just like that, O-Dawg hits a double

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

At some point they need to consider giving him a bit more rest

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

That point should be asap

Augie’s doing a fine job in his stead.

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why do I get the sinking feeling this season's epitaph will be

The 2008 Arizona Diamondbacks: At some point they should have considered giving them a bit more rest.

by dahlian on May 5, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Am I a bad fan that I laughed at that?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Solid single works into 2 bases for Dawg E Dawg!

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

So where IS everybody?

It looks like it’s just soco, foulpoul and myself! Let’s see, Jim went to BBQ…

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I guess everyone has a case of the Mondays.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

ahem

here, just eating satsumas,so I can’t type

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 5, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

tangerine?

clementine? one of those little oranges.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 5, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yes

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 5, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Checking in

Had rehearsal for a musical show; and I’ll check in for Kishi, too. He’s on the road to Surprise.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on May 5, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

OK

so hows the new pitcher looking?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on May 5, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Pretty young!

Er… yeah, he’s okay. A little on edge. He’s thrown all of his pitches already, it’ll depend on how the Phils adjust to seeing him…

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

kk

I heard this kid has incredible heat. Sadly though I have yet to see it

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on May 5, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

but I didnt see it

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on May 5, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks a little shaky so far

but it’s been only one inning. We’ll see how he goes if he can settle.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crappy so far but not half bad the last two batters.

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice hit by CoJack but it hangs a bit

Inning over

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Back here

I just wanted to witness Max’s first inning in person. Neither the perfect streak, nor the scoreless streak, lasted as long as I’d hoped… :-( Hope he can right the ship from here though.

by Jim McLennan on May 5, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Lead off single

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

C’mon Maxie Pad. pull your head out!!!

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Please never call him that again

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

So Scherzer gets a K

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

woot woot

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on May 5, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Looks a VERY small crowd

At the park. I gues Scherzermania has not quite taken hold.

by Jim McLennan on May 5, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Phoenix has a case of the Mondays.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Monday mornin' Monday mornin' couldn't guarentee

that monday evening you would still be here with me

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 5, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

meh

Our team is still too young to have attacked any kind of fan base yet. It’s kind of sad to go to games only to see BOB only partially filled and with so many fans ignorant of the game and team

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on May 5, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

K again, 96 MPH

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Single by Old Man Moyer

must be rubbing his lucky Tejeda

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Sounds like a pretty scary fast ball that he has

cant wait to see it on the TV when I head back home

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on May 5, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Scherzer hit by the liner, still an out at first

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

nice D by Maxie Pad!!!

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

You can add that one

To your list of nicknames no-one but foulpole uses…

by Jim McLennan on May 5, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

As long as it results in outs ;-)

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lame

why not massengils or summer’s eve then?

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 5, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

you gotta love to hate me… ;-)

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry Dude, but he was bleeding all over the place.

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a nice ratio

Unfortunately, if he could get a better pitch:out ratio…

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

What did I say?

Be patient and you’ll get results. Upton gets a single.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

yay JUp!

I just named my new stallion after him!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 5, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Solid single for J-Up!

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Reynolds out in front, flies out

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh oh, Sutton's getting hungry

he might break out of his cage and maul some people.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Upton slides hard but is still out, Synder on first

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

J-Up is knocking people down!!!

Sweet!!!

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions  

He will mess you up

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

That wasn't a nice slide

They call it just a hard slide, but he lifted his back and rolled over to flip Utley. If I were Utley, I’d be pretty pissed…

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Well there's no crying baseball

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well there’s no crying baseball

You’re damn right!!!

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

He had to lift his back

or he would have broken his own leg going into the bag.

He couldn’t come straight up either with Utley right on top of him.

by dahlian on May 5, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well yeah, true, and that's the thing

Utley was right in JUp’s way, and he had to go there, and he had to lift to protect himself. No-win situation, at least Utley didn’t seem actually mad.

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drew hits a gapper, Synder scores

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Wolf!!!

Three bagger!!!!

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Dreeeeewwwwww

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 5, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

The TRIPLE!!

Right to Grace and Sut! :) Haha.

Droooooooooo.

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Scherzer is aggressive but quickly goes down

but we got the run back!

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Watch Maxie’s finish. He needs to stop “whipping” his head at the end of his delivery.

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s still doing it.
But i would rather see him on the hill then Ed-ist’s-Gon.

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 10:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Utley gets a double

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Note to Max:

Don’t give Utley fastballs.

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

uggg

Uttley:-(

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 5, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Another inning...

Another base-runner. I recall being maligned for suggesting last week he might benefit from more seasoning, but that’s now four hits in 2.1 innings… :-(

by Jim McLennan on May 5, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Make that two with Howard walk

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burrell K's

okay let’s get that last out!

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT's who he reminds me of!

The guy I had a major crush on my senior year, an exchange student from Switzerland. And a gymnast….

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would really like to see Snydes go out to the mound right now.

Nevermind. ;-)

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

And there goes the tie game

2-1

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

damn. that was a good pitch that got hit.

Sheesh.

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Passed ball, Howard waddles to third

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Drew boots it, another run comes in 3-1

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn…that ball was smoked!

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Error on Drew

new thread to be posted by Foulpole within the hour.

by dahlian on May 5, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

No,

He likes Drew, it’s just Conor he can’t stand

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 5, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another hit, another run 4-1

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

O Dog!

You’re killing me

by pvlas on May 5, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

They'd better put the brakes on NOW

or risk letting this game get completely out of hand.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Dangit! More base hits!

ODawg should’ve been there…

63 pitches. OUCH.

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Quite laboring you puss…Throw the ball like you belong here!!!

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Doesn't anyone else get

annoyed when Grace and Sut go one these jinx and “mohacheechie” tangents?

Are we in third grade now?

by dahlian on May 5, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Another base hit, that'll score another

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, how long do we let the kid dangle out there?

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 5, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a pretty good pitch but wat are you gonna do?

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

And water's wet

got any other hard hitting facts?

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by soco on May 5, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tis okay

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by soco on May 5, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most unearned runs in the majors

According to Sutton. Probably an inevitable side-effect of having what would be the youngest team in the majors, if it weren’t for Johnson skewing the average about ten years. :-)

by Jim McLennan on May 5, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

But,

we’re middle of the pack in errors and close to the top in Defensive Efficiency.

I think it’s a bit of bad luck and pitchers with ERA that are due for a regression.

by dahlian on May 5, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definately bad luck

the errors always seem to happen at the worst possible moment.

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by soco on May 5, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inning finally over

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by soco on May 5, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Seven hits in three innings

Even discounting the error, it’s not a good outing for Scherzer. He seems to be having problems locating anything but the fastball for a strike, and so hitters are just sitting there waiting for it.

by Jim McLennan on May 5, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

7hits

equal how many runs?

Have no idea what is going on other than comments on this board….

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 5, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

5-1

last update was “4-1” above and then I added “and another run.”

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by soco on May 5, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anytime, I'll try and add the score next time on my slugline

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by soco on May 5, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

CY grounds out, here comes Byrnes

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by soco on May 5, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

If baseball was a vertical game

that bomb by Byrnes would have been a home run.

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by soco on May 5, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Inning quickly over

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by soco on May 5, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Indeed

no patience, no one getting on base.

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by soco on May 5, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Max

is over 70 pitches.

I thought they’d limit his action to 65ish? That’s what the paper was saying.

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 5, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

But

It’s only the top of the 4th… burn up our bullpen now and it’ll be a long week.

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 5, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not if they use the long reliever

well, that’s assuming EdGon has his stuff tonight.

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by soco on May 5, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Scherzer still struggling with the strikezone

but gets a groundout for the first out.

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by soco on May 5, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

There is that “shift” on the O-Dawg 4-3. How many “zone points is that worth?

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

It's either

an in-zone play or an out of zone play.

What about his poor positioning to give up the grounder up the middle?

by dahlian on May 5, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hi guys ^^

gosh… already 5-1?
how many unearned runs?

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 5, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

3 due to an error by Drew.

by TwinnerA on May 5, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's a fallacy,

Drew gets some of the blame, but it was still Scherzer who didn’t make his pitches afterwards.

Errors are a part of the game. Good pitchers play through them.

by dahlian on May 5, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems like he hasn’t been getting many or no first pitch strikes.

by TwinnerA on May 5, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

And a walk

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by soco on May 5, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Safe at home

Seems like too many of the Phillies have been in that state so far. =/

Come on, guys! This is supposed to be my triumphant return to Phoenix! Sound a feasting horn! Let the crack of the bat and the triumphant cheer of the Diamondback fans serve as my welcome! Or some such.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on May 5, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey!

Glad you are there safely and that you’ve obviously set priorities as to what to do first.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on May 5, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

uhhh

that 0-1 pitch he threw to Howard was a bullet, but the clock didnt show it

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 5, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

GAS!

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 5, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I kind of wish Augie was in there tonight based on his hot play the other day and O-Dawg apparently being not so fleet of foot.

by TwinnerA on May 5, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

hudson is a good 2B, but I dont like the way he goes after some balls, he looks displicent on some plays

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 5, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh boy! We got a hole to climb

out of offensively.

Pleasepleaseplease, show some of that patience guys!

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 5, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

that was a …well nevermind..

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

So Grace says

90 pitches be damned! Let’s leave him in there until his stuff goes!

That’s great. I just love having this guy as the voice of the franchise.

by dahlian on May 5, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

::::: Thud !!!!! :::::::::

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 5, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

So a 44-year-old pitcher with 1 win to his name this year is schooling our guys.

by TwinnerA on May 5, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

yup. Lamie Moyer is sooo f’n great that our O looks like shit. Wow! all of those young guys are kicken major ass.

Sorry. I’m not bagging on you but just getting a little sick of outs O, D et.al.

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

To be honest, I haven’t a clue watching Moyer pitch which are balls and which are strikes. They basically all look the same to me unless they are high.

by TwinnerA on May 5, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

unnamedDBacksfan

do me a favor and check your inbox when you get a chance?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey.. we got an out!!!

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Wierd switcheroo going on here

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 5, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Evening everyone.

So…. what happened to Mad Max? Not mad enough tonight?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Possibly after the game.

How you doing?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm better

Keeping busy. How’s your trip?

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Relaxing,

and nice. I hadn’t seen my great grandparents in… I think, 4 years… which would be the longest stretch of my life without having seen them.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's great!

Well if you’re around tonight, I’ll probably be around too.

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

The pitch count cap

and innings limit is a lot of the reason why I didn’t mind keeping Edgar in the rotation.

As we’ve just seen, it’s not hard for a major league offense with a scouting report to work Scherzer out of the game.

I honestly don’t care who they have start next time through the rotation. Both Edgar and Max have serious question marks.

by dahlian on May 5, 2008 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Well,

the Phillies ARE a pretty tall task for ANYONE to pitch their first start against.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hence the inherent questions

about having his rookie make his first ML start against them with a 90 pitch cap.

by dahlian on May 5, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know

it seemed totally stupid to me

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 5, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not sure if this is sarcasm

I wanted to watch him start, but that was more selfishness than sound baseball decision.

There did seem to be a large sentiment of “start Scherzer now! What could possibly go wrogn?”

by dahlian on May 5, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess we found out

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Tell me.

Who in the Dbacks organization decided that being a juggernaut is too predictable, and thought that returning to Arizona 2007 baseball would be more engaging?? Because they’re on my $#&% list right now.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

And RJ pitches tomorrow.

Somebody on the offense has to get hot. Reynolds and Jackson were the first two weeks, now somebody else has too.

Brandon Webb, do I need to say more?

by srdmad on May 5, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Option J can’t carry this offense by himself.

by dahlian on May 5, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dodgers

currently beating Oliver Perez and the Mets, 2-0.

Dammit… why the heck couldn’t WE face Perez?? Instead, we face John Maine and Johan Santana….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

past a diving Hudson...

When he have regulars whose main contribution is their defense, we can’t have them playing through leg injuries.

by dahlian on May 5, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

there we go

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 5, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm just as dissatisfied with this game

as I am with the episode of “How I Met Your Mother” tonight.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it true

that Neil Patrick Harris is gay? I didn’t know that.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

True story

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yep, he came out late last year

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

We had Owings

who also was playing through injury…

But to quote another poster “Well, we are not in the clubhouse or the training room. Maybe they know more than we do? Could there be many other issues with the roster that we don’t know?”

Who are we to question BoMel’s infinite wisdom…

by dahlian on May 5, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

We are The Pitters

full of nerditude and bad jokes.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 5, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice play by Reynolds to end the inning.

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Inning over

LET’S GET SOME RUUUUUUUUUUUUNZ

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

CY gets on first with an odd bounce through the infield

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice beak for CY.

Le’s make some noise!!!

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Well I have my rally cap on

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

And Mr Guaranteed Out hits a single

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Rally caps, everyone!!

I can’t get to mine but I have it on mentally! Let’s GO, BOYS!

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll wear two

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, boys!!

Solid single for Bam Bam and we got something going!!!

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

And the LORD said, "let there be light",

and scales were removed from Bam Bam’s eyes, and it was good.

Let’s hope.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately O-Dawg GIDP

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go D'backs

clap clap
Let’s go, D’backs

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 5, 2008 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

It sucks, but look at that scoop by Howard.

How much more routeen is that?

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 11:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Chance over, CoJack grounds out

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Somebody needs to invent a time machine

and turn back to clock to April. I liked April a lot better than May, so far.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Argh

*the clock

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't we all?

http://s159.photobucket.com/albums/t154/Skanberg/?action=view&current=PH8-5-2.jpg

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hah....

That’s kinda funny..

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only kind of? Come on!

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

No. Only kinda.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

You have poor taste

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by soco on May 6, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not in women

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Agreed

Someone get Bob Melvin into the TARDIS.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on May 5, 2008 11:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

What's going on? Someone on the field?

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:44 PM EDT reply actions  

So one out, one on

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Billingsley and the Dodgers now up 5-0 on the Mets.

By the way, is this thread sticky for anyone else?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry, not I...

We’re pretty low on the comment count..

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fine for me

But I just loaded it not long ago.

As a sidenote, and I don’t know if this is the same for anyone else, but I’ve found that the threshold before a thread becomes sticky is much lower if I have multiple SBN threads open at the same time….

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on May 5, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm....

::grabs shovel and goes outside to get some more coal for the computer::

Still, gotta be impressed by an 88-year old couple who have DSL….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Single, men on the corners

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, wow

Nobody saw that pitch. Oiy with the poodles already!

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

This is just sick..

Penelope, feels that it’s time to spice things up and provide a little mojo.

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Well done.

That’s Cruzalicious!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Two outs, men on second and third

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

and I wont slice any apple today...

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 5, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

No one would ask you to.

Not until closer to September anyway.

by Azreous on May 5, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nah.

However, if you had a cheesesteak….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lost Cubs fan

which begs the question. Why deck yourself out in merch for a team that’s not playing?

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:50 PM EDT reply actions  

It's what you do at a baseball game

I wear my Dbacks stuff to A’s games, my friend wears his A’s outfit to Giants games…

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I can understand a hat or maybe a shirt

but why the whole deal? It just seems wrong to me. It’s like you’re showing up just to say, “not only do I not root for either team playing, but I really don’t.”

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe he's visiting an Arizona fan?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 5, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

So he decks himself out in Cubs stuff when they're not playing?

It still doesn’t make a whit of sense.

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's being unique

It’s showing “I’m a baseball fan and I’m here but I’m different and you all suck.”

Of course, in AZ it’s not all that unique…

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only if unique means total tool

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah.

WE suck because our team won a World Series within the last century….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, yeah, there is that

Hard to do when your team is that far in the hole.

by snakecharmer on May 5, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd wear a Vikings cap to a D'backs game

‘cos I’m just so edgy.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 5, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not only would you have the wrong team and state

but the wrong sport!

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know;-D

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 5, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

if I decide to make it to the city later this week, I’ll be wearing my Sedona Red hat. Just to represent. But that’s the difference; the Cubs don’t NEED any freaking representation.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here's the really sad thing.

Just imagine how bad that all would be if the Cubs actually won something. It’d be like Red Sox fans coming out of the woodworks, times 100.

by Azreous on May 5, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, man....

Good thing baby Jebus hates the Cubs.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don't care what anyone says

that type of behavior doesn’t equal good fans. Passionate, sure. But anything but the type of behavior you hope typifies sporting events for an organization.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, soccer fans can be real savages

happens here in the UK too:-(

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 5, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Football fans here in the States

the ones that pay attention to the European game always go on and on about how much better the fans are. I can’t disagree for the most part, but hooliganism will never equate a good fanbase to me.

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by soco on May 6, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, but Soccer is not a real sport.

;-)

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to skip the arguing

and just go straight to the good stuff. You’re wrong and no amount of winky faces will fix that.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

+1

and recommend. :-)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s cool. Just my opinion.

;-)

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

Your taste is incorrect

just like DbacksSkins. You two should go to counseling.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa.

Watch yourself.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

Counseling is a natural thing

and can clear up a lot of problems in relationships. You two should at least open up the dialogue.

And how does Firefox spellcheck not recognize dialogue?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

Many times

it only recognizes one spelling of a word. It probably has “dialog” in there instead—even though they’re only homonyms.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

It makes my angry! And sad!

But mainly just angry!

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t read his posts so I have no idea what type of conseling he needs but I feel good about myself and my feelings about soccer. ;-)

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Someday you'll learn to love "el Juega Bonito"

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

“el Juega Bonito” ???

Sorry, I’m not bi. What does that mean???

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

"The beautiful game."

It’s a nickname for soccer in Hispanic countries.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

Actually

I believe it’s “El Juego Bonito”. Juega would be a conjugation of “jugar”...

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ahh that's why

I knew I must’ve been wrong but I couldn’t figure out why :)

by snakecharmer on May 6, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

that's what I would think

but then every google-fu attempt I tried to verify came up with that. It got the point across, anyways.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

beautiful game, or to play beautiful, essentiallly

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

So that’s what she meant. Thanks ;-)

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Three runs score 8-1

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by soco on May 5, 2008 11:53 PM EDT reply actions  

We can still do it!

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

That is just sick D. 3 runs on J-Up.

How many OPS points is that worth?

by foulpole on May 5, 2008 11:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Three hundred and twelve.

Oh, unless that was yet another rhetorical question.

by Azreous on May 5, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

312 sounds about right. ;-)

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are you serious?

How many right-handed outfielders do you think could have made that play?

He ran it down well, but it died quickly. If he was left-handed he makes that play easily.

by dahlian on May 6, 2008 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really HATE "In play, run(s)"

I’m going to go find some New York shale to bang my head against. Or maybe something dull to dig out my brain with.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 5, 2008 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Welp, that hole looks a lot more gigantic now.

Not impossible at this point, but I’d imagine the win expectancy’s down around 5% or so.

by Azreous on May 5, 2008 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I'm going to eat a pudding cup

and feel better about today. At least I got my hair did nice.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 11:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I ate chocolate icecream

it helped a littlesigh

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 5, 2008 11:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pass it across the pond, will you please?

by TwinnerA on May 5, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too.

It didn’t help.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

These Phillies were meant for walkin...

and that’s just what they do. Here comes Price, he’s gonna pull….you? (If you’re EdGon)

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 5, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I would rather watch the New Orleans Hornets beat the Spurs. Far more enjoyable.

by TwinnerA on May 6, 2008 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

That's exactly what I'm doing.

It’s a delicious drink I just can’t stop sipping.

And to think there were Spurs fans saying they’d win in five even AFTER game one. Whoops.

by Azreous on May 6, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

It’s official. Time to drink heavely!

F’this. it’s fricken over.

Booze up!

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

It IS Cinco de Beero

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Cince de Mayo

Booze day?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

So 9-1 and the inning is over.

Should I eat pudding or take that aforementioned tequila shot?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Well, not at the same time. That's just gross.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Do the shot and then the pudding, repeat over and over and over until the memory of Max Scherzer’s 1st major league game, Drew’s error, Hudson’s gimpiness and Upton’s whiffing leave your mind.

by TwinnerA on May 6, 2008 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't have that much pudding

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa...

why would he want to forget Max Scherzer’s 1st major league game?? His first game was AWESOME….

I assume you meant “start”?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I really think Grace overstate the "whiffing"

He took a clean route to the ball, but had to reach to make back-handed catch while sliding.

The ball was dying quickly and it forced Upton to make an awkward slide at it. It was a reflex play mid-slide and I have a hard time calling a “whiff” on it.

by dahlian on May 6, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Both would be good.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

And what is with

the Greek-sounding music at the commercial breaks??

by snakecharmer on May 6, 2008 12:00 AM EDT reply actions  

Okay ,it's all my fault

I gave my cigarette money to a friend so he could buy GTA4. I normally smoke one of my few a day during the game.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

How much are cigarettes in the UK?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

About £4.85 for 20

i smoke rolls ups though,made with proper tobacco from a specialist shop and liquorish papers.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Don't even ask about petrol,lol

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

You smoke gasoline too?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

I only smoke about 5 a day but I gave him all my money for a month.

He had some bad news about his father’s health and needed cheering up

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah.

My brother rolls his own usually. Kids come up to him at parties and ask him to roll one for them. It’s a great way to get chicks, apparently.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if I ever turn lesbian

I’ll remember that

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Or else

I’ll just tell him to watch for you at parties.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm the one dancing

with a bottle of whiskey in my hand

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Now, THAT'S a dance

that I’ll dance.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

“proper tobacco” yeah… Iv’e heard that before.

;-)

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, I don't smoke dope,It makes me ill

everyone and his cousin keep telling me it’d do wonders for my bad back, even my doctor but it makes me very, very ill indeed.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

I have had back ( among other) surgery. I hear that it helps some poeple. ;-)

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

the run-differential ghost is coming back..

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 6, 2008 12:01 AM EDT reply actions  

Quck two outs

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 12:05 AM EDT reply actions  

Quack outs?

duck!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, you know what I men

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just trying to cheer people up

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

we can't score runs aginst a 40+ y/o DD version... my godness

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 6, 2008 12:06 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, only 9-2!

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by soco on May 6, 2008 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Snyder!!!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

my boy ^^

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 6, 2008 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

That you, Mr. Snyder?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

You know you're in trouble

when Chris Snyder is suddenly your offensive force.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

tru dat

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

Kid's been figuring it out lately.

Hopefully he keeps it up.

By the way, I say “kid” knowing that I’m not exactly old myself, regardless of how I feel.

by Azreous on May 6, 2008 12:13 AM EDT up reply actions  

That's it.

I’m ending it all tonight:

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:15 AM EDT reply actions  

Are you searching for your minority report?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 12:16 AM EDT up reply actions  

Neo?

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 6, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hahahaha

that’s how I feel,violated by my boys

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

This one time, on the TV show Alias someone scooped a dead guy’s eye out with a spork. Sick!

by TwinnerA on May 6, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

But

did they replace them with delicious Cadbury Creme Eggs?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

It was Marshall, the geeky tech guy, who did it. He got all the funny lines on that show.

by TwinnerA on May 6, 2008 12:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I sure hope Randy has it going tomorrow night. Oh, and some decent offense would be nice too.

by TwinnerA on May 6, 2008 12:16 AM EDT reply actions  

defense would be handy too

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

At least the Spurs lost.

by Azreous on May 6, 2008 12:18 AM EDT reply actions  

What should I watch?

One Missed Call?
The Bank Job?
10000 BC?
Cleaner?
Doomsday?
The Goonies?

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 6, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions  

Doomsday

has to be more cheerful than this

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

Goonies is always good for a laugh.

by TwinnerA on May 6, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions  

actually I watched it yesterday heheheh

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 6, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions  

HEEEEY YOOOU GUUUYS!!!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

what about a Babe Ruth chocolate bar?

=p

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 6, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Watch an abortion becuase that’s what this game is.

;-)

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

-1

Gross.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

The Bank Job is good

Saw that in LA. Not sure how many of the Brit references you’ll get, mind you, but we really enjoyed it. Doomsday is passably entertaining, but I can’t say the others appeal much.

by Jim McLennan on May 6, 2008 1:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

what about a 10-run inning?

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 6, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Does Burke even have a hit this year? Oh yeah, what did they give him for getting that out at 3rd yesterday, just a hit?

by TwinnerA on May 6, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

I don't think so

he would have been out at first if the throw hadn’t been airmailed.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions  

I believe it was scored

a hit, a one base error, and an outfield assist.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

sorry guys, but as a soccer fan, I need to say it:

VAI TOMAR NO CU BYRNES!

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 6, 2008 12:28 AM EDT reply actions  

Can we

just forfeit the bottom of the 9th? PLEASE end the embarrassment NOW…..

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:30 AM EDT reply actions  

already 17 hits... gosh....

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 6, 2008 12:34 AM EDT reply actions  

Even kitten macros

cannot help this game

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

ok, we need just 1 run

oh wait… it’s 10x

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 6, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions  

Will someone tell me why

i don’t pack up and go to bed?
It’s 5.45 for goodness sake and the sun has come up.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

I'll make the same question...

it’s 1:45 here

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 6, 2008 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

we saw batting practice today..

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 6, 2008 12:41 AM EDT reply actions  

Heh, Daron, I love ya man...

“Don’t look now, but the tying run just got a hit…”

by snakecharmer on May 6, 2008 12:43 AM EDT reply actions  

Let’s get excited!!!

We’re only down by 9 and have the winning run on base!!! But we have to bat around to get him there. ;-)

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 12:44 AM EDT reply actions  

OMG A RUN!

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 6, 2008 12:46 AM EDT reply actions  

Fumbleball!

And not by us! Let’s GO boys…

by snakecharmer on May 6, 2008 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

The pitcher has feet of clay

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:47 AM EDT reply actions  

My mom won't watch the game

So I am going to depend on you guys. Tell me everything is going to be all right. ;)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on May 6, 2008 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

In what sense?

or what universe?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions  

Just stopping in to say hi...

For all those runs, Burrell and CoJack really let me down.

Yes, I am a nerd.

by TexSkins on May 6, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Always nice to see you.

Which ‘Skin should I adopt, by the way? I’ve been mulling it over, since I can no longer adopt Kili.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dude...

its up to you. Just make sure its someone you can really get behind.

I mean, anyone can root for Cooley or Portis…

Yes, I am a nerd.

by TexSkins on May 6, 2008 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know....

Maybe Lorenzo, since he just kicks ass.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

I shoulda waited until after the draft...

I got Mix and the first 2 picks are WRs.

Yes, I am a nerd.

by TexSkins on May 6, 2008 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I saw that....

To quote Shawn Springs, “It happens.”

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

My advice:

take your time and make a kick ass decision.

And don’t pick a WR destined for the P-squad.

I think that’s the only advice I’m qualified to give.

Yes, I am a nerd.

by TexSkins on May 6, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, I was hoping for a miracle

But as I think that isn’t happening how about the Marvel universe?

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on May 6, 2008 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm....

The Marvel universe would be pretty sweet.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Photobucket

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh how I could delete double posts.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Huzzah!

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 1:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

lets make it a decent scoreline

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 6, 2008 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

ballgame

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 6, 2008 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

Stinko De Mio.

Adios.

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 12:51 AM EDT reply actions  

I’m not bi. Did I screw that up?

I meant to sat “stinko de myo” in whitesecan.

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

lol

Well I put “suyo” meaning theirs, mio means mine, which I don’t think you meant…

by snakecharmer on May 6, 2008 12:59 AM EDT up reply actions  

How would you say ” stink on the 5th of May”

We stunk on the 5th of May. AkA stinko de mayo.

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Uh, the best I can come up with...

and keeping in mind I don’t think it’s a real word.. “el stinko del cinco de mayo” or perhaps “en el” cinco…

by snakecharmer on May 6, 2008 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Que vaya bien

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Night night

or should I say, day,day

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 6, 2008 12:59 AM EDT reply actions  

Whoever does the recap, feel free to use stinko de meyo.

Or whatever it would be in spanish.

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 1:11 AM EDT reply actions  

Did everyone abandon ship?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on May 6, 2008 1:19 AM EDT reply actions  

Everyone except the rats.

;-)

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 1:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

I got this rat, this gnawing, cheese eating fuckin’ rat and it brings up questions….

by likeavirgin on May 6, 2008 1:41 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Is that from the Jack Nicolson (sp) movie when he was a bad guy in the Irish hood and the internal affairs guys were tacking him down?

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 1:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

The irony at the end is mind fucking.

by likeavirgin on May 6, 2008 2:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Not seen that yet

It’s been sitting on the Tivo for about six months. REALLY liked the original HK movie, Infernal Affairs, though. Not quite sure about the connection to tonight’s game; is the rat Eric Byrnes? :-)

by Jim McLennan on May 6, 2008 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

no connection to tonight’s game, IMO., but someone said something about everyone leaving the ship and I came back with someting about “except the rats”.

BTW, IMO, Stinko de mayo would be a pretty goood headline for tonight’s game.

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 2:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would reccomend that you watch that movie before tonight’s game. Believe me on this one.

;-)

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 2:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

If that’s the one I’m thinking about, it’s a plus plus movie.

Much better then Max tonight. ;-)

by foulpole on May 6, 2008 2:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

+1

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 6, 2008 3:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

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