Gameday Thread, #53: 5/28 vs. Giants Overflow
by Jim McLennan on May 29, 2008 12:18 AM EDT
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These blowouts are good for conversation, aren't they?
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I don't know our BABIP numbers,
but it seems like we’ve had a helluva lot of bad luck over the last few games.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad luck, we just suck.
Brandon Webb, that's all I'm going to say.
by srdmad on May 29, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, aren't you just a Negative Nancy?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell do you want me to say.
We’re a good team and a bad stretch.
Brandon Webb, that's all I'm going to say.
by srdmad on May 29, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's how I feel
the tide will turn.I remember a horrible spell last year before the All Star game
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
by hotclaws on May 29, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bad stretch.
When was the last time we win a series, excluding the Tigers and Rockies 2 weeks ago.
Brandon Webb, that's all I'm going to say.
by srdmad on May 29, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um....
That’s like saying “When have we EVER won a World Series, excluding 2001”
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beat me to the punch
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by soco on May 29, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nobody told me there was punch! Is there pie, too?
"Look, I'm not a financial expert or anything, but I'm pretty sure that a zeppelin is an excellent investment opportunity."
by kishi on May 29, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No,
but there’s Free Hat.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No but you can check back July 22nd
and I’ll approximately have some.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fine, I will say this
when was the last time we beat a good team in a series, which is way I left out Tiger and Rockies.
Brandon Webb, that's all I'm going to say.
by srdmad on May 29, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not a very good question,
seeing as how we played 4 game series’ with the Phillies and Braves, and it’s harder to win 3 out of 4 than 2 out of 3.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And we split with the Braves
two of the wins quite convincing.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did we look good in our losses.
Brandon Webb, that's all I'm going to say.
by srdmad on May 29, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Against the Phillies I remeber Max getting Rocked and Quails blowing a game.
Brandon Webb, that's all I'm going to say.
by srdmad on May 29, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Against the Braves I remember no offense in the losses.
Brandon Webb, that's all I'm going to say.
by srdmad on May 29, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can handle being beaten 4-3 or something like that when both teams play good.
Brandon Webb, that's all I'm going to say.
by srdmad on May 29, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That tells me
that you’re remembering only what you want to remember.
What about the Cubs series, when we had a lead when our starters left 2 of the 3 game?
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And our bullpen blew those games.
Brandon Webb, that's all I'm going to say.
by srdmad on May 29, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, you were talking about
“looking good in our losses”.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We weren't
Brandon Webb, that's all I'm going to say.
by srdmad on May 29, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We outscored them big
in splitting a series with a team who had just swept the Mets and was UNBELIEVABLY hot at home.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or we are a good team with a bad stench right now
Reach for the sky 'cus tomorrow may never come,
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 29, 2008 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now luck is the kind of science I can get down with
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe luck was with us last year and not this year.
Brandon Webb, that's all I'm going to say.
by srdmad on May 29, 2008 12:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe luck
doesn’t exist, except in very short stretches at a time.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think
Colorado proved luck does exist in medium stretches. 21 out of 22.
by UofAZGrad on May 29, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were playing out of their minds, period.
Yeah, sure, they had a few lucky bounces, but mostly, they just became invincibly good for a stretch.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
'07 Rockies
NL West TempestTeapot case in point!
Who do you suppose is this year’s candidate?
Sorry , couldn’t keep it shut.
(Starts trolling motor , putts away…)
Aaron "Swag" Rowand
by victor frankenstein on May 29, 2008 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Barry Zito: An embarrassment of riches, or a rich embarrassment?
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Y'know
I still don’t have the faintest idea what you mean by that.
by Jim McLennan on May 29, 2008 1:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've been trying to figure it out too
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by soco on May 29, 2008 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
l
Brandon Webb, that's all I'm going to say.
by srdmad on May 29, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nope
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
FREEBIRD!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions 1 recs
+1
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where is the team that started 20-8.
Brandon Webb, that's all I'm going to say.
by srdmad on May 29, 2008 12:21 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
who knows the stats?
Whats the biggest deficit the team has ever come back from starting in the 8th inning?
by UofAZGrad on May 29, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh-oh Gracie just complemented EdGon
Foulpole’s head is asploding.
by dahlian on May 29, 2008 12:23 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
To be fair
Gracie is kind of a … umm.. (how do I say this politely) a man hooker?
I have been colonized.
by mrssoco on May 29, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A "manwhore".
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A gentleman of the night?
"Look, I'm not a financial expert or anything, but I'm pretty sure that a zeppelin is an excellent investment opportunity."
by kishi on May 29, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now is it true
that Randy Winn drinks blood from the skulls of puppies?
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:23 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard that somewhere else, yeah.
"Look, I'm not a financial expert or anything, but I'm pretty sure that a zeppelin is an excellent investment opportunity."
by kishi on May 29, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe it was from the DbacksSkins Herald Tribune Times Sun
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not even the horrible part
The puppies are still alive when he does it.
by UofAZGrad on May 29, 2008 12:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dr. Randy Winn Moreau?
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and steals legirons from crippled orphans
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
by hotclaws on May 29, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well,
at least we’re sending the Giants back to their hotel all black and blue.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:26 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
My...
We are in a plunky mood this evening.
by Jim McLennan on May 29, 2008 12:26 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me
or does this game seem endless?
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
by hotclaws on May 29, 2008 12:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah pretty much
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Win Probability
0.1%
We’re still in this, folks. At least, more so than the Rockies were when they got totally drubbed a night or two ago…
by Jim McLennan on May 29, 2008 12:28 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad week continues....
They’re out of Rocky Road. :’(
by likeavirgin on May 29, 2008 12:29 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry.
I think we have some here in Tucson?
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But no Regional NCAA baseball
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by soco on May 29, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm....
well come to my Safeway. I think they’ve got it.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sunrise.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait a second --
how’d you know that??
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I live on Swan.
I go to Fry’s on 1st once in a while.
by likeavirgin on May 29, 2008 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
but how’d you know either Sunrise or Prince?
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As it pertains to me, I mean.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I drive around a lot
Sunrise is closer to where I am and my girlfriend lives on Prince.
by likeavirgin on May 29, 2008 1:19 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah. I gotcha, then.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry,
just got a little creeped out for a bit.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 2:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
:P
I swear I’m not a crazed psycho stalker.
by likeavirgin on May 29, 2008 2:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is this how you pick up all the ladies
“Come to the Safeway by my place…I got some rocky road fer ya…”
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, I can do much better than that.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ben and Jerry's?
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by soco on May 29, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, rly.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or Dairy Queen?
I know Dilly Bars always got my dates revved.
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by soco on May 29, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon.....
the jokes write THEMSELVES….
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who doesn't want a dilly...
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My exes mom
One time explained how to eat a Dilly bar:
“You just bite the top and suck the dilly out.”
No joke.
I was 17 and I think even my hair turned pink.
I have been colonized.
by mrssoco on May 29, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeez....
I hope you restricted that advice TO Dilly bars….
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose it also works on Drumsticks
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by soco on May 29, 2008 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did say he was my EX
;)
I have been colonized.
by mrssoco on May 29, 2008 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my.
We’re ALL rolling tonight with these….
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
mrssoco = Tonks?
"Look, I'm not a financial expert or anything, but I'm pretty sure that a zeppelin is an excellent investment opportunity."
by kishi on May 29, 2008 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I WISH
Only… kind of. Cause I have dated enough men who were really in love with their male friends. It always ends in pain.
I have been colonized.
by mrssoco on May 29, 2008 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awesome
I had a (completely irrational) crush on Tonks. She was awesome, and deserved better treatment than the last book gave her.
"Look, I'm not a financial expert or anything, but I'm pretty sure that a zeppelin is an excellent investment opportunity."
by kishi on May 29, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't want to die though
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by soco on May 29, 2008 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m sure she doesn’t, either…
"Look, I'm not a financial expert or anything, but I'm pretty sure that a zeppelin is an excellent investment opportunity."
by kishi on May 29, 2008 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Insert
Marianne Faithful reference here.
by Jim McLennan on May 29, 2008 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gaslamp Ball
Is that way, you’ll find…
by Jim McLennan on May 29, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why would he need pick up lines
when he can just barter? ;)
I have been colonized.
by mrssoco on May 29, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
[insert Jew joke here]
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is Rocky Road/
I’ve never seen it over here, though I’ve seen the others
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
by hotclaws on May 29, 2008 12:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chocolate with marshmallow and nut chunks
and pure love all swirled up.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahh
Have to see if I can track some down
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
by hotclaws on May 29, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It IS super tasty.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Runs
All we need is 2 1/2 grandslams. No problem.
by UofAZGrad on May 29, 2008 12:30 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You know its getting bad
When the camera man focuses on a bird for like 90 seconds.
I have been colonized.
by mrssoco on May 29, 2008 12:31 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
With Snyder's groundout
Our Win Probability has officially reached zero.
by Jim McLennan on May 29, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, 11-3!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes? Yes?
What did I JUST say about Mark?? 9th HR!!
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You were right
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
by hotclaws on May 29, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has anyone else ever tried
Haagen daaz Bailey’s with whisky on top as a sauce?
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
by hotclaws on May 29, 2008 12:32 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nope,
but it sounds incredibly tasty.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, but now I want to
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by soco on May 29, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I trust you mean
IRISH whisky.
Doing anything like that with Scotch should be a capital offense. You’ll be putting lemonade in it next. :-)
by Jim McLennan on May 29, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And isn't Irish whiskey always spelled -ey?
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by soco on May 29, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bourbon is pretty good
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
by hotclaws on May 29, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've amazingly (or maybe not)
never had bourbon. I’ve had Canadian whiskey, rye, Tennessee sour mash, Scotch, Irish, but never bourbon.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tennessee Whiskey
is just filtered Bourbon.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I can't say I've ever had it
as it is not Bourbon.
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by soco on May 29, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Try Maker's Mark, that's my favorite.
Great combination of price and quality.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was giving hotclaws
The benefit of the doubt…
by Jim McLennan on May 29, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can't spell for jack shit
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
by hotclaws on May 29, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
or Jack Daniels?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could spell for Jack Daniels.
What do I have to spell?
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
TGI Fridays
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by soco on May 29, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
....I don't get it
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was the best I could come up with
as TGIF always has Jack drenched butchers scraps.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fair enuff.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But
it’s filtered? Goes down smoothly.
Besides, it’s classically American. Frank Sinatra is buried with a flask of Jack.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
My girlfriend worships Sinatra.
She have a poster of the Rat Pack over her bed.
by likeavirgin on May 29, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yah
I know a girl like that. Maybe it’s the same one.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never know.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She swears off men.
But, you will never know. She’s cute but she can be shy and insecure. She is one of the reasons why I’m having a bad week. But…whatever. A story to tell at some other time.
by likeavirgin on May 29, 2008 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indeed.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean *has ?
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Southern Comfort
give me the W O R S T hangovers.
Reach for the sky 'cus tomorrow may never come,
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 29, 2008 3:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would imagine that you didn't fare well during our Atlanta series?
By the way, soco is going to be pissed at the way you accuse him.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ooops!
forgot about that!
I love the drink, maybe it I didn’t do just straight shots of it?
Reach for the sky 'cus tomorrow may never come,
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 29, 2008 4:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
See, now, the next time we both go to a Snakepitfest,
I’m gonna have to buy you a shot, or multiple ones, of Southern Comfort.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 4:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Markie!
HR!
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
by hotclaws on May 29, 2008 12:33 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
::happy sigh::
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
[Taps glass]
Win Probability back up to 0.1%
IT LIVESSSSSS!
by Jim McLennan on May 29, 2008 12:34 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE DAMMIT
LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
All we need is 9 more runs and we can prove their 100% wrong!
"Look, I'm not a financial expert or anything, but I'm pretty sure that a zeppelin is an excellent investment opportunity."
by kishi on May 29, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*opening up a fortune cookie from tonight's dinner*
“You will soon witness a miracle.”
I hopes so.
by likeavirgin on May 29, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't it be
99.9% wrong?
I have been colonized.
by mrssoco on May 29, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
A second ago
we were at 100% loss probability. (Before Mark hit it out)
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BBQ Bacon Sirloin Burger
I had one of those for breakfast sunday morning (don’t ask) and it was DELICIOUS.
I highly recommend it to you Jack fans.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:36 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I want one so badly
Mrs soco, when do you go out of town again?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am internet glaring
and really glaring.
I have been colonized.
by mrssoco on May 29, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oooh.....
yeah, I forgot you’re not a JBox fan…. well, nobody’s perfect, I guess.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
*insert whip noise here*
"Look, I'm not a financial expert or anything, but I'm pretty sure that a zeppelin is an excellent investment opportunity."
by kishi on May 29, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Geez
how many times do I have to explain this.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care if it's true or not.
I just like the excuse to post the picture.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nyet! I am not vhipped!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly he is not whipped`
Though give me time, he is attached at the ring finger.
I have been colonized.
by mrssoco on May 29, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds good.
"Look, I'm not a financial expert or anything, but I'm pretty sure that a zeppelin is an excellent investment opportunity."
by kishi on May 29, 2008 12:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
[Sigh]
Upton starts his next streak…
by Jim McLennan on May 29, 2008 12:36 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay
It’s late, I’m tired, and I must go to sleep.
Regale me tomorrow with the stories of our highly improbable comeback.
"Look, I'm not a financial expert or anything, but I'm pretty sure that a zeppelin is an excellent investment opportunity."
by kishi on May 29, 2008 12:40 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We won, wooooooooo!
Well, just pretend this tomorrow.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:42 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
and now for a little humor
One of the best (and most politically incorrect) Onion headlines of all time:
Special Olympics T-Ball stand pitches perfect game.
by UofAZGrad on May 29, 2008 12:40 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL!!
I’ve never read that one!
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Eric Byrnes went 0-for-4 with two infield popups. :-)
by Jim McLennan on May 29, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Memo to Giants hitter
don’t duck into a curveball
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:42 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Memo to self
Find better ways of killing people.
I have been colonized.
by mrssoco on May 29, 2008 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oldie but goodie
Use hemlock, it’s a classic.
by UofAZGrad on May 29, 2008 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
'Kay
Three outs left, only eight runs needed.
Piece of cake.
by Jim McLennan on May 29, 2008 12:47 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And Jeff Salazar
Becomes the fifth hit batter of the night, for those still paying any attention to the game.
Which appears to be no-one at all…
by Jim McLennan on May 29, 2008 12:52 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm paying attention.
I’m most excited at the fact that the Nats beat the Pads…
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Non sequitors keep the pain away…
"Look, I'm not a financial expert or anything, but I'm pretty sure that a zeppelin is an excellent investment opportunity."
by kishi on May 29, 2008 12:53 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Segues are stupid
I like corn.
I have been colonized.
by mrssoco on May 29, 2008 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In conclusion, Libya is a land of contrast.
"Look, I'm not a financial expert or anything, but I'm pretty sure that a zeppelin is an excellent investment opportunity."
by kishi on May 29, 2008 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you like string?
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
by hotclaws on May 29, 2008 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In theory
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I shun you
For that pun
I have been colonized.
by mrssoco on May 29, 2008 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was pretty clever?
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 1:30 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It made me laugh.
"Look, I'm not a financial expert or anything, but I'm pretty sure that a zeppelin is an excellent investment opportunity."
by kishi on May 29, 2008 10:43 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Giants
made a little girl in the stands cry. Must Winn slaughter the puppies while on the field.
by UofAZGrad on May 29, 2008 12:53 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
He steals the puppies from children in attendance each night.
"Look, I'm not a financial expert or anything, but I'm pretty sure that a zeppelin is an excellent investment opportunity."
by kishi on May 29, 2008 12:54 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm all for diplomacy
But should we really be allowing opposing players to steal puppies from local children and drink blood from their skulls?
by UofAZGrad on May 29, 2008 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard
he steals money from crippled orphans.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And gives it to
Enron executives who use it to pay people to club seals.
I have been colonized.
by mrssoco on May 29, 2008 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BABY seals. Born with birth defects.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's in the May issue of US News and World Report!
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I though it was in last week's Ecologist
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally cake. Rally cake.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:53 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Droooooooo
Come on Wolf, make the score a little bit more respectible.
by UofAZGrad on May 29, 2008 12:54 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Boch. Or should I say Douche?
With an 8 run lead, with 1 out in the bottom of the 9th, pulls his pitcher to get a lefty to face Droo.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 12:55 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Can we throw pitches toward the dugout?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Webb looks slightly afraid of Randy
He was like leaning away from him
I have been colonized.
by mrssoco on May 29, 2008 12:56 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe they have similar magnetic poles
maybe they both are aliens with crystal skeletons.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Indiana Jones?
Brandon Webb, that's all I'm going to say.
by srdmad on May 29, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
gas
Reach for the sky 'cus tomorrow may never come,
by unnamedDBacksfan on May 29, 2008 3:38 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1
and LMAO.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 3:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell
I’m afraid of Randy and I have a 35 mile buffer.
by UofAZGrad on May 29, 2008 12:57 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This pitcher needs to figure out how to put his hat on
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 12:58 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
and
he needs to remove the naked pictures of my sister from his wrist album
by UofAZGrad on May 29, 2008 1:00 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
See that's just rude
why would he do that?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And dad finally puts Old Yeller out of his misery.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 1:00 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
What about the farm?
With the big open fields that it can run in?
Isn’t that how Old Yeller ended?
I have been colonized.
by mrssoco on May 29, 2008 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh no, it ended with a glue factory
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was
the older brother. I remember cause I have an older brother and I noted at the time that all older brothers are blood-thirsty pricks.
by UofAZGrad on May 29, 2008 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Close enough
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on May 29, 2008 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.
“Yeller’s my dawg.”
And then he shoots him.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
jumps the gun so to speak
yeller actually just had the flue. The Rabies type systems were just an itch on his back he couldn’t get to.
by UofAZGrad on May 29, 2008 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And somebody
had just poured him a nice, frothy Guinness, so he looked like he was foaming at the mouth.
Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.
by DbacksSkins on May 29, 2008 1:06 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
just wondering
what’s our win probability at now?
by UofAZGrad on May 29, 2008 1:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just got back from the game
Went with my mom. It was her first time going to chase. We sat in section 143. We had a couple beers. I’m glad we left after the score was 6-0.
by Zephon on May 29, 2008 1:54 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to stay for the entire game.
Brandon Webb, that's all I'm going to say.
by srdmad on May 29, 2008 3:50 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
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