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Gameday Thread, #47: 5/22 vs. Marlins

Arizona Diamondbacks at Miami Marlins, May 22, 2008 7:10 PM EDT


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Dan Haren
RHP, 5-2, 3.14

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Andrew Miller
LHP, 3-3, 6.18

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We turn to Dan Haren to act as the stopper this afternoon: we've only had one three-game losing streak this season [the sweep in Chicago], and after the offensive offense we've seen the past couple of days, we really need a W under our belts before we head to Atlanta. Haren has given us four quality starts in a row, but as we've seen already this series - twice - that doesn't guarantee anything.

Miller has been significantly better over his past three starts, pitching 18 innings and allowing only four earned runs, but he's another pitcher against whom we don't have much collective experience. No-one on the roster has ever gone to the plate against him, and it may be purely anecdotal evidence, but this does seem like the kind of pitcher who has given us problems in the past [Johnny Cueto would be Exhibit A in that case].

The matter has been exacerbated ["No, what does exacerbate mean?" "It means um, to make things worse."] by Jackson and Upton joining Reynolds and Byrnes in the suck parade of late. With the help of good pitching, we were able to carry two struggling players, when the rest of the team was hitting well, but there's certain point where that's no longer possible. It's like watching an upside-down pyramid of circus acrobats riding a motorcycle. Eventually, if people keep climbing on board, it's going to end in disaster.

And with that spectacular metaphor, it's time for the show to start. Let's hope we're the ringmasters and not the clowns today.



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Just heard on the radio that Medders was designated for assignment.

by TwinnerA on May 22, 2008 6:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Confirmed by AP.

Unless the FO can figure out a trade within a few days, I think that he’ll get picked up and won’t clear waivers. Seems like a bit of a waste to me.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 7:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burke in LF and Augie gets the start at 3rd. Ramirez is back in their lineup.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 7:05 PM EDT reply actions  

it's an awefully accurate

metaphor though..

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 7:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Hi guys ^^

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 7:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Good Luck D-Back

I would love to join you guys for the in-game comments but I have become quite addicted to Tivoing the game and starting 2 hours in so I can fast forward through commercials and the occasionally, too-hokey even for them, Grace and Sutton exchanges. Please note, however, that I will review all comments following the game and grade them for accuracy and wit. Good luck D-Backs!

by UofAZGrad on May 22, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

another guy with a 6+ ERA

here we go again….

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 7:11 PM EDT reply actions  

another potential

cy young winner then by the time we get done tonight!

NOT!

Come on DBACKS!

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s a LHP. I’m not as concerned about lefties with our RHB heavy roster.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 7:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm....

do you tell the future for a living?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

O-Dawg breaks the ice with a solid two out single the other way.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 7:14 PM EDT reply actions  

O-Dawg

Nice to get a baserunner. CoJack one!

by LucaMaz3 on May 22, 2008 7:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Eric, I have red hot pins ready

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 22, 2008 7:16 PM EDT reply actions  

And that goes for the rest of the lineup

shape up guys

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 22, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

strikezone very wide against us... again

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 7:17 PM EDT reply actions  

leadoff triple....

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that’s not the start I was hoping for from Haren. Lead off triple for Ramirez. :-(

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 7:20 PM EDT reply actions  

It could be worse

oh wait….

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 22, 2008 7:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miller Scouting Report

According to Baseball America, he was the top talent in the 2006 draft. Fastball tops out at 98, slider is in the mid-80s and is a sure out pitch, not a great changeup and uses a two-seam fastball instead.

by LucaMaz3 on May 22, 2008 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Got to be somewhat good.

Brandon Webb, do I need to say more?

by srdmad on May 22, 2008 7:23 PM EDT reply actions  

but has a 6+ ERA anyway

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 7:24 PM EDT reply actions  

It's just one run, we'll easily get that back

oh wait…

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 22, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

No, we won't.

Brandon Webb, do I need to say more?

by srdmad on May 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Now

Why did Hudson not go home there. You always get the lead runner. Or so I’ve been told…

by Jim McLennan on May 22, 2008 7:25 PM EDT reply actions  

First inning, you have to get the out…tie game later, maybe not, but it was too risky with the speed of Han-Ram.

by LucaMaz3 on May 22, 2008 7:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

S'ok

I was actually being sarcastic, reminding long-time readers of a previous occasion where someone was very critical of Jackson for not throwing home with a runner on third… You had to be there though. :-)

by Jim McLennan on May 22, 2008 7:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

There is a HUGE difference between a corner IF and a middle IF and the game situation. Especially when the middle IFs were playing deep and giving up the run on that play. If you can’t see that then I don’t know what else to say?

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 7:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

As I recall

I made much the same arguments on the previous occasion, and your response was that you “always” come home. Of course, the rules are now apparently different when it’s one of your guys. But if you can’t see that then I don’t know what else to say? :-)

by Jim McLennan on May 22, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Watch out....

he’s going to “put you on iggy”.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I feel that you are distorting the facts, Jim. Ground balls with the bases loaded later in a game to a corner IF in a close game are a much different situation then a ground ball to a middle IF that has been told to play back in the early innings with a speedy runner on third.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I caught the reference...

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch,

Upton with a Byrnesian at bat swinging at balls four and five.

by dahlian on May 22, 2008 7:28 PM EDT reply actions  

A solid 8 pitch 1-2-3 for Danny boy in their 2nd!

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 7:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Only 8 pitches

I like it.

Brandon Webb, do I need to say more?

by srdmad on May 22, 2008 7:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Augie! With the lead of single!

Sweet!

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 7:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Augie!

nice one

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 22, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Evening all

Augie!

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 7:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice sac bunt by Danny Boy there.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

On a side note.

Does anyone have any idea what the plans are for Lyon at the end of the year?

Brandon Webb, do I need to say more?

by srdmad on May 22, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Or a sign and trade maybe.

Brandon Webb, do I need to say more?

by srdmad on May 22, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

4) Insert Sherzer

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 7:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

And

I don’t think you need a crystal ball to see that. Pena will be closing in 2009.

by Jim McLennan on May 22, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

A lot can happen over the course of a season. I doubt that anything is written in stone at this point.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

for all we know at mid-season Moorad may make the decision that he’s going to sign Matt Mantei to a three year contract because “the fans want a fireballing closer”.

by dahlian on May 22, 2008 7:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

He has to bunt here

Doesnt he?

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Intersting

about the secondary lead. i wish we got more info like that from Grace.

by luckycc on May 22, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions  

ohh something going here

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 22, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

CY with a bb!

Sweet!

It’s always nice to see him taking the bad pitches.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 7:43 PM EDT reply actions  

That's an area

Where he has really improved this year.

by Jim McLennan on May 22, 2008 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drewwww :(

D’oh

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Crap. 2 strikeouts for Drew already in the game. The suckage is contagious!

by TwinnerA on May 22, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions  

LHP, Wolf (and O-Dawg, Burke and Snydes) is one of the only ones that have been hitting lately.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont think i can keep watching this

Its bad for my mental health :(

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

I cannot agree more

i am actually hoping my 4 week old son wakes up crying so I can have something to pull me away from this.

How did the Padres offense get in Arizona uniforms??

by peeklay on May 22, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking of reading a horror story between innings

for light relief

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 22, 2008 8:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

May I suggest

The classic of Hello Kitty horror, “I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream”?

by Jim McLennan on May 22, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

or....

a recap of any Dback road win would be scarier than any Saw movie or maybe even [rec]

btw, if you like horror and have not yet seen [rec] I would recommend it. very obvious formula movie (zombies and a shaky cam), but wow is it executed well. Note: it is in Spanish with subtitles

by peeklay on May 22, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

crap

i meant to say any Dback road game, not road win

good job offense

by peeklay on May 22, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Road wins are few and far between these days. Lost 5 in a row on the road by my count.

by TwinnerA on May 22, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was thinking of "The Fly"

reminds me of the team somehow

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 22, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps most appropriately

Diary of the Dead, would appear to describe our offense this week…

by Jim McLennan on May 22, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dead Men Walking

or in our case, Pretending to play baseball?

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 23, 2008 11:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is insane

no one on and drew jacks the pitch down the middle out of the park.

2 on with 1 out…...K

This team is not very good right now. The offense has been atrocious. That graphic of a .054 RISP over the past 5 games is really unbelievable. Oh, and it went down with the 0 for 2 tonight

by peeklay on May 22, 2008 7:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

we struck out the pitcher.(lol)

Brandon Webb, do I need to say more?

by srdmad on May 22, 2008 7:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm frustrated too

But I’m watching and waiting for them to turn things around. Not that they’re not making me crazy, but anything could happen.

by luckycc on May 22, 2008 7:56 PM EDT reply actions  

New inning.

Here we go.

Brandon Webb, do I need to say more?

by srdmad on May 22, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Danny Boy got outta that lead off single. Sweet!

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 7:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Pitch count through 3:
Haren 35
Miller 48

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

so....

is 1 run insurmountable for this offense right now? I have to wonder. I hope they can get a run or two b4 Haren gives up another run (if he does) because I think a 2-0 or 3-0 deficit might be mentally impossible to overcome

by peeklay on May 22, 2008 8:00 PM EDT reply actions  

jackson is in a huge slump

I watch almost every game and know that Jackson has been cold, but since Reynolds and Byrnes have been SO BAD I think most have let Jackson off the hook.

His average is in the .290 range now….wasn’t he at .340 just a few weeks ago? Brutal.

by peeklay on May 22, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions  

I think most have let Jackson off the hook.

It’s pretty strange just how often that happens. ;-)

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Most have let Jackson off the hook

because he actually is just going through an slump. Despite his 1-19 he’s still has been one of the top three offensive performers on the team.

If not for the giant vortexes of suck at third base and left field, you would hardly notice an off week from CJ.

by dahlian on May 22, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

"a young Kevin Mitchell"?

lets hope Upton doesn’t skin cats alive like Kevin Mitchell

by peeklay on May 22, 2008 8:03 PM EDT reply actions  

What’s up with all the negative vibes, man?

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Just venting foulpole

just venting

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snydes with the two out single!

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 8:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Has Jupton struck out 6 consecutive at-bats? This is really sad.

by TwinnerA on May 22, 2008 8:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Just one SO yesterday. I guess the 4 or whatever were the day before.

by TwinnerA on May 22, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

No

He only struck out once yesterday. His 4 K game was Tuesday.

by Jim McLennan on May 22, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Chris Burke

Can someone remind me what his purpose on the roster is?

by Jim McLennan on May 22, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

His job

is to make Robbie Hammock look better by comparison.

To be serious, I don’t mind him on the roster. There is something to be said for having a guy that can competently play all four infield positions and left field. But the fact that he has more at bats than Salazar this year is just criminal.

by dahlian on May 22, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Augie

Despite Burke having a batting average pretty close to half Ojeda’s [.180 to .353 at time of writing]

by Jim McLennan on May 22, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

Burke is for emergency use only – but they’re emergencies that happen more regularly than the need of a third catcher.

by dahlian on May 22, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

To heat the benches.

Brandon Webb, do I need to say more?

by srdmad on May 22, 2008 8:08 PM EDT reply actions  

F*CK

This offense need to wake up!

by C. Wesley Baier on May 22, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Free dantona!

=[

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 8:09 PM EDT reply actions  

One more “young guy” that can’t hit ML pitching and plays poor D is what we need now?

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cheaper than

a certain old guy, I’ll take him.

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah....

So besides the fact that he’s younger than Eric Byrnes, what differentiates the two? D’Antona’s not injured…

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who would “dantona” replace on the 25 man?

by foulpole on May 23, 2008 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions  

I just

wish gas prices would start falling as fast as our teams batting average

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 8:14 PM EDT reply actions  

You think you have it bad

Try the equivalent of $2.20 a litre :(

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy Cow!!!

I’ll save my complaining then!!

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 8:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haren is really battling out there. Solid outing so far!

Pitch count through 5
Haren 47
Miller 64

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Sad

that it is being wasted by this team then.

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hitters slump. It happens. That’s why, too me, it’s so important to bring something to the park (solid defense and base running) every day. With solid defense and pitching all you need to do is squeeze out a couple runs and you’re in every game.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sounds familiar...

Looking so far like a tough loss, but he has certainly kept us in this one.

by Jim McLennan on May 22, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

tough loss? Dude, it’s 1-0. This game is far from over.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haren base hit \o/

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone know

If he can play left-field? And third-base? Simultaneously? :-)

by Jim McLennan on May 22, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like that scene in Superman where he played football

with himself at all the positions

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

pop out CY, 2 outs

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 8:20 PM EDT reply actions  

*bangs head against the wall*

I can’t think of anything more frustrating, unless you’re playing a computer game and get stuck in a game glitch, you know where you jump and jump but are just stuck behind some object nerdism

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

even drew complaining about the strikezone...

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions  

enough with the bitching about the strike zone

Game 1 was really awful, but you just have to get through it. The past 2 games have been pretty consistent and it is time for this team to grow up.

Drew – You have missed two pitches RIGHT DOWN THE MIDDLE in two different at bats so stop bitching about the pitches on the corner.

by peeklay on May 22, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

my first +1, I am going to give myself a -1 just to keep a level head….haha

by peeklay on May 22, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

you’re not getting off that easy.

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

to all of you, because I’m feeling generous.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

We still have Ortiz under contract right?

Can we use him as a pinch HBP? they can hardly miss him?

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I think I'm going to go waterboard my self.

Compared to watching this team hit right, it’s not even torture.

by C. Wesley Baier on May 22, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank you Jackson

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Sheesh! Sloppy D there.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Just

Just….
Just….

Maybe if we?....

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Haren

Deserves better then this, so much better

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Good job Augie :)

What I like to see

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew! Haren got out of that weak assed defensive jam.

Sweet!!!

CJ and J-UP looked pretty bush on that “triple.”

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

WHAT?!?

Are you effing kidding me?!? How “bush” could it be if no outfielder this side of Rick Ankiel would have been able to make that play at third.

Sure, Upton bobbled the ball, but he recovered quickly and fired one of the greatest throws of the season to hit the third baseman at the chest.

by dahlian on May 22, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes, but

He’s not Eric Byrnes. So he sucks.

If you can’t see that then I don’t know what else to say?

by Jim McLennan on May 22, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

hate when they say "pitchers duel" ...

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 8:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Third time through the order.

It’s Miller time, boys!!!

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Good recovery

Keeps the runner at third.

Y’know, if I were the Fish, I’d be concerned how they’ve only scored seven runs in the past 24 innings…

Perspective is everything…

by Jim McLennan on May 22, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I wouldn't

Against Owings, Webb and Haren?

I’d settle for 10 after 27

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

What is this?

Is this Johnny Cueto V2.0?

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions  

8 K's

unfuckinbelievable…

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions  

btw carreer high...

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

something

for us to be proud of. helping bring the ERA of anyone over 6 back down to respectable levels.

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jim

Is it acceptable to bring out the F-bombs yet?

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Muu

Would appear to be bringing them out. Generally, I would tend to avoid them, but in the current circumstances…

by Jim McLennan on May 22, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

see below.

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

=X

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

heh

I didnt post that seeing your post MUU i was about to bring them out myself ;)

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wish

I could remember some of the really good swear words I learned in Chile.

The dutch have some interesting swear words.

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Too bad

this is more interesting of a topic than DBacks baseball right now…....

:(

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to be forced to take up

crotcheting again.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 22, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Im playing the Marlins in OOTP Baseball

And they even beat me on that :( Took the series though so…moral victory

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

I go for frell and frack

which, nerdily ,I use in real life.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 22, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I say Bumhats alot

Weebl and Bob related

Also “For Fricks Sake” comes out alot in the office :D

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is

using ‘bloody’ still a real bad taboo to mess with? I had heard back in the day in was considered very vulgar.

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dunno

Not used by us younger folk these days,

Kinda an old fashioned thing

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

they still use it in UK

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

"not bloody likely"

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on May 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

portuguese have good ones to...

porra, caralho, merda, buceta..

but I wont translate it =X

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

9 K's

fuckoff

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions  

+28

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

While I feel that the big strike zone has gone both ways, I wouldn’t be surprised to see BoMel get booted tonight. He’s really letting the home plate ump have it.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Haren

Is the only thing keeping me sane…

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Sheesh! O-Dawg. C’mon!

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 8:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Have I missed anything yet??

Let’s see…great pitching from Haren, no offense – - nope, another splendid evening of AZ baseball! Glad to see I’m not missing anything while at work.

F**k.

by IndyDBack on May 22, 2008 8:46 PM EDT reply actions  

D'oh!

pretty much describes the at bats, ONCE AGAIN!

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I suppose the only thing worse would be if the starting pitching sucked and we were blown out every day.

by TwinnerA on May 22, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Haren: 81 pitches through six

This game starting to smell like a Roy Halladay special.

by dahlian on May 22, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Do we pull Haren here?

If by a miracle someone gets on base?

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:48 PM EDT reply actions  

no way

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm freezin!

It’s 63º out with showers in the area. MOnday it was 110º.

Global warming my cold ass!

way off topic, sorry.

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

It does seem strange. Everyone was wearing a sweater today at work.

by TwinnerA on May 22, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

To think just one swing of the bat could tie it up, but that doesn’t even seem likely.

by TwinnerA on May 22, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Hope

springs eternal!

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 8:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Augie! with the solid single to center!

Sweet!

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Augie!

:)

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

haren is hitting for himself?

i guess he is 1-1 tonight. better than byrnes

by peeklay on May 22, 2008 8:55 PM EDT reply actions  

To be fair

Eric isn’t playing tonight,,,

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess this says something

about what Melvin thinks of Byrnes and Hammock as pinch hitters right now.

by dahlian on May 22, 2008 8:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Free Trot Nixon!

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

What about Salazar?

by TwinnerA on May 22, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

i am assuming

Lefty v. Lefty so that is why he was not put in

by peeklay on May 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s a one run game, Haren is pitching very well and has a 82 pitch count (and could be looking at a complete game), we still have 6 outs left and the top of our order due up in our 8th. With two out and a man on 1st I’m very satisfied with keeping him in there.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

The thing is,

that as well as Haren is pitching, the odds of him putting up another good inning the third time through an order isn’t better than the chances of any other good reliever doing the same.

And people underestimate the additional value gained by a pinch hitter.

by dahlian on May 22, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

wow

that was a great shot after Haren popped out…..stupid Byrnes sitting there looking off in the distance while BoMel looks at his card to assure himself that Haren hitting for himself was the right decision no matter the outcome

by peeklay on May 22, 2008 8:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Look what Doug Davis has to look foward to tomorrow, Yippee!

by TwinnerA on May 22, 2008 8:59 PM EDT reply actions  

well it is time

i am going to go wake the baby up so i don’t have to watch this. later everyone

by peeklay on May 22, 2008 9:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank God the baby is too young to see this mess of a team. It could scar him? for life.

by TwinnerA on May 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least

Brandon Lyon is going to be well rested…

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Orlando Hudson's error, err..

ruled not an error!

Let’s see if that shows up in your fancy, schmancy Zone Ratings…. oh wait…

by dahlian on May 22, 2008 9:01 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB should really take over the scoring.

Cycle scorers between stadia like they do with umpires. This hometown scoring has gotten ridiculous. (See: Rockies, 2007)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

A double play sure would be nice right here.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 9:05 PM EDT reply actions  

This is winding me up even more

As i have to sit and listen to this f’ing Marlins commentators crowing

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions  

As i have to sit and listen to this f’ing Marlins commentators crowing

They are annoying, aren’t they?

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

not as

annoying as watching this team struggle right now, but then again, i am not listening to them either.

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARGH

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

double

ballgame

see you later guys

o/

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on May 22, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Mutes this game

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Im desperate to be positive

But Haren aside I am just lost for words. I know it’s a young team but its three nights in a row and you just feel like crud watching this because you almost share the pain and frustration of those guys down there.

Lets just hope the rest of the season goes so well we forget this series ever happened ok? ;)

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

awesome ball game

by Miller.

ERA is under 5.40 now after starting the day at 6.18.

Too bad our pitchers are contenders while everyone else on the team are pretenders.

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 9:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice ML throw to 3rd by CJ.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice HBP!

when it rains, but it pours.

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

We sure could have used some rain in FLA before this game. ;-)

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

like 40 days and

40 nights worth

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I haven't felt this frustrated

Since seeing the NLCS :/

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, we are in to the Marlins’ ‘pen and I have doubts that Gregg is available today.

Let’s score some runs!!!

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 9:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Bob Melvin better yell "Geronimo!!"...

...cuz the Dbacks are in freefall.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:24 PM EDT reply actions  

O-Dawg with a little bloop between Gonzo and Ramirez in no man's land.

2 out hit. Not that it matters.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:26 PM EDT reply actions  

A little 2 out doink for O-Dawg keeps us alive in our 8th.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 9:27 PM EDT reply actions  

4 pitch walk for CoJack.

Jupton at bat.

Big fly here brings us right back in this game.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:28 PM EDT reply actions  

DAMN

Jupton should have swung at that.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Checked swing tapper to Ramirez.

::sigh::

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

One thing I will say about Upton,

he seems to have difficulty adjusting to umpire’s strike zone.

by dahlian on May 22, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Don't know

Whether to smash the screen or just turn it off….

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

bravo!

sheesh

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 9:33 PM EDT reply actions  

EdGon gets in the act.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Did BoMel just punt this game? Ed-it’s Gon in on the hill.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 9:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Just send up

Byrnes, Reynolds and Owings

The next inning, just to give me something to talk about…

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 9:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Heh.....

Pinch hit for everyone just for the helluvit? Can’t be any worse than our regulars up there.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heck for comedy

Why not send up Robby Hammock!

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or

send in the clowns?

I could use a good laugh right now.

You can stand under my umbrella

by unnamedDBacksfan on May 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

That awful "Ed-its-gon"

just used a double play to get a 1-2-3 inning.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, we did get a 6-4-3. That’s something.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 9:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Another Miller? How many do they have?

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Burke smokes a 2 bagger! Hey, it’s something.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Burke

with a one out double.

You KNOW your team is slumping when Chris Burke is the lone bright spot in the lineup.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Burke!

Double! :)

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Sally!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that stinks. It’s off to Atlanta to get things together.

by foulpole on May 22, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Ballgame

Really Really Really Sucked Tonight

Im off to bed, thank god its a bank holiday weekend

So...time for another drink then?

by Wimb on May 22, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

+1

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

FUCK.

Strike 3.

First shutout of the year. Haven’t won a goddamned road game since April 27th at San Diego.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

When is Tracy coming back?

He’s been on the 15 day DL for almost 2 months.

Brandon Webb, do I need to say more?

by srdmad on May 22, 2008 9:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought

he was on the 60 day list?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

The good news

is it could be worse: the Braves completed a four-game sweep of the Mets.

The bad news is that we play the Braves tomorrow.

by dahlian on May 22, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Rox play the Mets this weekend, starting Fri.

sad thing is I was hoping to see Johan Santana pitch in this series but I see he’s already pitched, oh well, guess I’ll see him pitch probably in June when the Mets come back to Coors Field.

"Baseball is what gets inside you. It's what lights you up, you can't deny that. It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great." -Jimmy Dougan (Tom Hanks) "A League of Their Own"

by Rocktober 2007 on May 22, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh darn. Poor baby.

You don’t have to face Johan Santana. :-P

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 22, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

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