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Headline News! Scooter still sucks!

LMAO. I was watching the Padres' game tonight and Scooter Hairston looked so silly on two different plays out in LF. And, BTW, he continues to  impress with a ba of .205.  Wow! what a solid ML LF!

Free Scooter!!!

;-)

He's still a bomb!

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He also

hit a solo home run for the Padres’ only run in that 2-1 loss to the Phillies. It’s NOT just PetCo that’s keeping that team from scoring….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 2, 2008 5:56 AM EDT reply actions  

The Friars are done

Look at that OF of Giles, Edmonds, and Hairston nobody scares you. Greene and Gonzalez are good players and I think Kouz is okay. The Friars are in for a long year.

The big question:
is do they dump Peavy for prospects at some point? Not this year as he is locked in to a bargin of a deal for a pitcher of his caliber at such a young age.

by Augie's Army on May 2, 2008 11:55 AM EDT reply actions  

They don't dump Peavy. No.

First of all, it’d be a HUGE PR disaster. Besides Hoff, Peavy is probably the most popular player on the team. Secondly, it’s not like they overpaid for him. He gave them a pretty significant discount. Finally, Peavy’s the kinda rare young talent you keep and build a team around. Chris White Young is a good player, but not on Peavy’s level. If the Pads want to have any chance of being competitive during the end of this decade, they’re going to need Peavy out there every fifth day.

That having been said, trades are just about the only thing Kevin Towers has done right. (I’m looking in YOUR direction, Adam Eaton for Evil Chris Young and Adrian Gonzalez!!)

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 2, 2008 12:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, yeah.

And the Padres’ outfield SUCKS.

I’m going to laugh the entire offseason if the Giants finish with more wins this year than the Padres….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 2, 2008 12:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

and they actually like them...

i went to two of the three games we played in san diego last week and hearing them cheer hairston/edmonds/mac/giles was embarrassing!

by leemellon on May 2, 2008 12:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

I wonder if there are any other sucky Dbacks castoffs we can give them?

::Josh Byrnes calls up Kevin Towers::

JB: “So, may I interest you in Russ Ortiz? He’s a veteran, and a pitcher, and I know you like both of those.”
KT: “Go on…”

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 2, 2008 12:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you trying

to make the Rockies GM Dan O’dowd jealous?

Garrett Atkins for 2nd ! Ian Stewart for 3rd !

by Redhawk on May 2, 2008 12:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

what about a straight up trade of LFers? We’ll call it a gift, since we took Jeff Salazar off your hands.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 2, 2008 12:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Make it RF's

and you have a deal!

Garrett Atkins for 2nd ! Ian Stewart for 3rd !

by Redhawk on May 2, 2008 3:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hawpe for Salazar?

Dunno…. we like Sally a lot…

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 2, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm actually beginning to think

they might be well served trading Peavy.

They would do themselves well to try and look for pitchers like CWY that can go from above average to Cy Young candidates in Petco. As it stands, Peavy is not one of those pitchers – he’s a Cy Young winner in any ballpark. There’s an inefficiency there to be exploited and right now, Peavy is less valuable to the Padres than he would be with any other team.

by dahlian on May 2, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

i thought

you were talking about the cartoon baseball on fox broadcasts! that is the scooter i’d really like to never hear from again.

by leemellon on May 2, 2008 12:22 PM EDT reply actions  

S'okay.

I first thought he was talking about this guy:

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 2, 2008 12:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

The loss of Cameron is going to hurt them a lot. The Padres have to have one of the worst defensive OFs in MLB. In that park, that’s a very bad thing.

by foulpole on May 2, 2008 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Correction:

The Padres have to have one of the worst defensive *and offensive OFs in MLB.

:-D

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 2, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

And can you belive that they have actually had to play Scooter in CF this year? How sad is that?

by foulpole on May 2, 2008 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

This thread seems a tad too malicious.

by dahlian on May 2, 2008 6:32 PM EDT reply actions  

It's not as if

he ever did anything while he was to incur this wrath. He didn’t kick puppies. He was never a starting pitcher with both performance and physical traits of titanic proportions. He never insulted the fans or the team. He was a good organizational soldier that eventually got squeezed out by better, younger talent and was traded away.

Why are we supposed to take such great delight in watching him fail? It’s so uncouth.

by dahlian on May 2, 2008 7:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

he has no neck!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 2, 2008 6:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

LMAO! That is so F’n funny!

by foulpole on May 2, 2008 6:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I used to call him Frankenbonds.

by foulpole on May 2, 2008 7:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

His head doesn’t look quite right on Ichiro’s body.

by AZSEAfan on May 2, 2008 7:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

IchiBonds

I like it!!!

by foulpole on May 3, 2008 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions  

I am LMAO!!! so hard. Scooter gets the start in CF vs. the Marlins and the first batter hits one to center field, Scooter runs in several steps the starts running back and sure enough the Marlins get a lead off double out of what should have been an easy out.

Even better, the # 2 hits one to RF and Giles boots it and Hairston’s free double just scored.

Geez, that SD OF is pathetic! lol!

by foulpole on May 2, 2008 7:22 PM EDT reply actions  

BTW, Scooter’s screw up will not show up in the stats.

by foulpole on May 3, 2008 1:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Except in those defensive zone rating factors you’ve laughed off elsewhere as useless.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on May 3, 2008 7:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Which is

part of what makes them infinitely more valuable than fielding % or errors…..

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 3, 2008 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

How does a two base mistake that results in a run show up in your zone rating factor? And how do those extra pitches that the staff has to throw show up?

by foulpole on May 4, 2008 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

It counts

as a play you didn’t make. All missed plays result in additional outs and pitches being thrown. That they don’t exactly record the number of runs that result is a benefit because it doesn’t unduly affect the rating of a defender whose pitcher subsequently implodes. In the same way, it doesn’t ignore the negative effect of a bad miscue that gets forgotten in the box score because a pitcher got the hitter to ground into a double play on the very next pitch.

But if you want to continue to use your defensive evaluation system – selective memory – then by all means go ahead.

by dahlian on May 4, 2008 2:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Take a run scoring double off of his OPS because that’s what he just cost them. Oh, and BTW, his pitching staff has to face more hitters and throw more pitches. How many OPS points is that worth?

by foulpole on May 3, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's worth a thousand, bajillion points.

Is that the answer that will make you happy?

by dahlian on May 3, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

For people who follow modern defensive stats,

it’s tracked. It should NOT, however, affect his OPS, because OPS is exclusively a measurement of offensive capability. Not that OPS tracks “run scoring” anyway. If you want to balance out a player’s overall value, you’d have to use WARP or VORP or something like that.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on May 4, 2008 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

comparison

Hairston 77 OPS+ Byrnes 74 OPS+

Byrnes 978 RZR 10 OOZ plays

Hairston 897 RZR in LF, 5 OOZ plays
Hairston 892 RZR in CF, 8 OOZ plays

Hairston total OOZ plays 13

Byrnes is the better defender. No doubt. But Hairston has clearly made a lot of plays “out of zone” utilizing his underrated speed

They have both sucked hairy moose balls on offense this year. But when adjusted for ballpark, they have been equally ineffective. The difference of course is the D Backs get to pay 30 million over the next 3 years to Byrnes while Hairston will make less than 2 million.

And don’t get me started on Quentin…......

Either one of Q or Hairston would have been better for the long term health of the tema’s roster construction and payroll construction.

But where would we be without the thrills and spills that EB brings on a nightly basis, right?

by shoewizard on May 10, 2008 1:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh...and one more thing

Since Hairston was traded on 7/28

187 AB .246/.294/.513 .807 OPS 12 HR 30 RBI WITH HALF HIS GAMES IN PETCO

Byrnes since July 28th

348 AB .236/.309/..376 .686 OPS 8 HR 39 RBI WITH HALF HIS GAMES IN CHASE
Oh….and 27 Steals 3 caught

So in roughly half as many at bats, Hairston has 4 more homers, 9 less RBI, and over 100 points more of OPS. I put Byrnes Steals in there to be fair. But if we are left to pick over the carcass of the “argument” of just how much LF defense and some steals are worth, are we EVER going to get to a point where you can justify a 3 year 30 million dollar deal??

This is the point that SOME people will never understand. Hairston is not hitting as well as I thought he would. This is true. But he’s still producing more than Mr. 30 million dollar man.

If given the choice between two mediocrities…..give me the cheap, disposable one….not the expensive one with a FREAKING NO TRADE CLAUSE who we are stuck with for 3 years, (or who will cause the team to eat a bunch of salary.

It amazes me how some people just don’t understand this simple point. Oh well…....

by shoewizard on May 10, 2008 1:25 AM EDT reply actions  

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