I laughed my socks off at this, then went .
"Wait, it's serious"
So what do you think? It's be great for all the other teams having that mastodon in the outfield but haven't the Rockies suffered enough?
I can't see him playing again frankly, who wants to take on that burden?
Surely, the only possible opening for him is a DH, and hello! the Rockies are in the NL.