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Diamondbacks 5, Rockies 2: The Late, Late, Late Show

Record: 4-2. Pace: 108-54. Change on last season: 0

So, did I miss anything? The filming dragged on rather longer than expected: I just got home, in fact, some eight hours after leaving the house. Roger Corman could have shot two entire features in that time. :-) However, as the first location was a bar, with the Diamondbacks game playing on one television, I was not complaining too loudly, even though that's the first time I've gone into a bar and not had a beer in... Oh, either far too long, or not long enough.

We wrapped shooting there at the end of the eighth inning, and at that point, Arizona were trailing 1-0, and not exactly setting the world on fire, having managed just three hits, all singles, at that point. Oh, well, I thought, as we headed over to the martial-arts school that was doubling as the therapist's office [hey, you take locations where you can get them!]: two out of three ain't bad. Mrs. SnakePit swung by there for a bit, and I asked her to check on the score when she got back to The Sets. When I got the text message, "AZ 5-2 :-)", I must confess to shaking the phone and wondering if Chris has mis-sent me a corrupted version of yesterday's score or something.

Yeah, looks like I did miss some stuff:

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Master of his domain: Mark Reynolds, +64.5%
Honorary mention: Stephen Drew, +33.2%
God-Emperor of suck: Brandon Lyon, -29.1%

Usually, I keep the Fangraph for the end of the post, but in this case I think I'll make an exception, as it's just too delicious to avoid feasting my eyes upon any longer. Large-size copies of the above, suitable for framing, will shortly be available through the SnakePit shop. ;-) Despite soco's "interesting" usage of Photoshop, Darin Sutton and Def Leppard, I think we have to lay this one at the door of St. Penelope. Let the permanent record show, that Foulpole invoked her spirit in the Gameday Thread comments after we had gone down quietly in the eighth. Specifically:

Penelope says "c'mon guys. We only have 3 outs left and we haven't scored squat."

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Ask and ye shall receive. Single by Jackson, two-run bomb by Reynolds [much as we endured in a Cincinatti ninth, after failing to bunt]. Thank you very much. Given the extremely specific nature of the request above, she gets a pass with regard to the second consecutive blown save in the bottom half of the ninth, as Lyon allowed a one-out homer to Holliday. However, the Rockies fans can also be blamed for subsequent events, taunting the baseball gods by doing The Wave in a 1-0 game. That was just begging for trouble: no good ever comes of waving your arms in the air and going "Woooo!" Just ask any of the drunk girls in the Scottsdale clubs at 2 am.  Allegedly.

The drama was not over. Drew, inserted as part of a ninth double-switch led off the tenth with a homer, Mark Reynolds and Alex Romero adding insurance RBIs later in the frame. It was the latter's first official at-bat, after his sacrifice bunt and fly, and though he leaves one exclusive club, he's now in another one: those players with multiple RBI, but only one career at-bat. That one still also has only five members, with Romero the only pitcher. Again, I don't expect his membership there to last very long. The drama still wasn't over, however, as Qualls came in for the save and promptly walked the first two Rockies, to bring the tying run to the plate. Fortunately, Spilborghs grounded into a nice double-play - our fourth of the game - and Troyboy was retired for the final out.

Lost to a great extent in the furious final couple of innings, was a great outing by Edgar Gonzalez. He restricted Colorado to one run in five innings, scattering six hits and no walks, while fanning four; that's the kind of line that I'd take every time from our fifth starter. It did take EdGon 88 pitches to get through those five innings, but the only ran came on a pair of two-out singles, separated by a stolen base. Good work followed behind him by Brandon Medders - two innings, one single - and Juan Cruz, who walked one hitter in the eighth.

And so, the Rockies just fail to achieve only their second 1-0 win at Coors in franchise history [the other being on July 9, 2005, over the Padres]. instead, Arizona sweeps them with two emphatic victories and a late comeback, and finishes the road-trip at a more than acceptable 4-2. That ties us with the Dodgers atop the NL West...and guess who's coming to Chase tomorrow? Yep, it's now time to beat LA. Should be a good series, as we continue on into an apparently unending stretch of games against our divisional rivals.

Thanks to the following: soco, DbacksSkins, Azreous, kishi, unnamedDBacksfan, foulpole, snakecharmer, Russ, azshadowwalker, hotclaws, seton hall snake pit, AZDarkKnight, dstorm, 4 Corners Fan, LucaMaz3, singaporedbacksfan, peachy rex, Captain D Bag, Wimb, Mr. Philosophical, bcloirao, Silverblood, dbacksbj and Muu, for their Gameday Thread contributions. ["Unmarking 558 comments" goes the screen, as I hit Shift-A. I can almost here it sighing...] The discussion in the thread on blackout restrictions led me to post a Fanshot, as it seems that MLB are moving to revise the current territorial coverage. I'm also intrigued by the mention of the Baseball Channel on cable next year: sounds like a must-have.

Meanwhile, Jake Peavy got caught with his hand in the cookie-jar - and going by the photographic evidence, looks like he was after a chocolate one. Surely the reigning Cy Young winner wasn't...cheating, was he? "He had dirty hands", according to manager Bud Black, and Peavy also vehemently denies any malicious intent. Newsflash, Bud and Jake. It doesn't matter. Let me read to you from the Official Rules, section 8.02(b):

The pitcher shall not...Have on his person, or in his possession, any foreign substance. For infraction of this section (b) the penalty shall be immediate ejection from the game. In addition, the pitcher shall be suspended automatically. In National Association Leagues, the automatic suspension shall be for 10 games.

Emphasis added. "Any foreign substance,'" and there can be little doubt about this being a foreign substance, unless - as noted in a number of places, with obvious unsubtlety - they'd run of toilet-paper in the clubhouse. Odds of Peavy actually serving any suspension for his rules breach, however? Slim to none, and Slim just left town...

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Wow

I would petition that Lyon be relegated to Imperial High Minister in Charge of Suck today. The rightful title of God-Emperor of Suck goes to Manuel Corpas, for his -62.2%. The Rockies were at 71.7% when Reynolds stepped up to the plate, and that fell to 16.8% when his home run cleared the wall. Impressive.

And that graph probably is a pretty good representation of the enthusiasm over at Purple Row. I do feel sorry for Rockies fans right now. But it's a long season.

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 7, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah

the last part of that graph captures precisely how it felt at the time. (Whoo! Crap! Whoo!) Has to hurt to be at 88.5 with only three outs to get, and then...

And nice to know that we didn't have the suckiest closer out there today. I wonder who gets the next shot. I would have said Qualls before the two walks that that made things extra exciting today (the Orckies may want to rethink the whole "Ryan 'GIDP' Spillborghs as a pinch hitter" thing.) On the other hand, Pena showed some great stuff yesterday, but only after showing some really awful stuff. It has to be one of them though, right? (Or Augie!)

by peachy rex on Apr 7, 2008 1:04 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Should we try to lure Jeff Cirillo out of retirement?

"Look what it's done for us. People still don't recognize us but..." *snaps fingers*
"We're contenders now!"

by kishi on Apr 7, 2008 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You beat me to rollcall

I was just coming on to get the thread, and you beat me to it. :P

Are you sure about the 1-0 score thing? I saw a graphic on TV in the 7th or 8th that says there were 4, the last one being against the Padres in 2006. I could've misread the 6, but I know there were 4. Think that was franchise games, not just Coors Field games?

by snakecharmer on Apr 7, 2008 2:26 AM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I think they lost all of those

so this would have been only second time the Rockies won a 1-0 game at their park.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 7, 2008 8:03 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here you go.

Colorado 1-0 wins

That's the full list. Only two have come at home - obviously, a lot easier to do in more pitcher-friendly parks! - and one of those was back in the days when they played at Mile High Stadium. They've had eight in total, two in Denver, six on the road. The D-backs, for a comparison, have had ten: four in Phoenix and six on the road.

by Jim McLennan on Apr 7, 2008 10:59 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There have been four 1-0 games at Coors,

but the Rox won only one of those.

I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 7, 2008 11:09 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I believe.

I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 7, 2008 11:10 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Correct

In addition to the win over the Padres, they lost three 1-0 games - all in 2006. April 16, vs Phillies; July 25, vs Cardinals; August 1, vs Brewers.

by Jim McLennan on Apr 7, 2008 11:17 AM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ohh gotcha

Hehe thanks for the clarification!

by snakecharmer on Apr 7, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Random comment

Colin Cowherd is an idiot. Just heard him say on KTAR that Eric Byrnes is his 2nd favorite NL player and that Byrnes is the only Diamondback to regularly get a hit. Obviously he hasn't watched Byrnes since the All-Star game last season. Sheesh.

by TwinnerA on Apr 7, 2008 1:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yes indeed

Cowherd IS an idiot. I think most talk radio personalities are blow-hards, but he takes the cake as the biggest idiot I've ever heard.

That being said, I think everyone is being a little hard on Byrnes this year. Give him some time. He'll come through.

by bcloirao on Apr 7, 2008 2:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

All the best Brits support the Diamondbacks!

by AZDarkKnight on Apr 7, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I LOVE COWHERD!!

He's a sadistic asshole. I love it! He's not always right but for the most part even when he's wrong he at least makes educated arguments. Colin's my boy. That being said you all have your right to your opinions.

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 7, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How is "Byrnes is the only Diamondback that regularly gets a hit"

an educated argument? That's the opposite of an educated argument because it's completely devoid of any fact.

G-d, I wish Dan Patrick was still on the ESPN radio network. He is the man.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 7, 2008 6:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I said for the most part

and last year that WAS somewhat true. He didn't get to see every game that we did. He's going on average alone most likely. Look at everyone's average last year and you can see where he's coming from. Of course it is not true but I see what he sees to make him think that.

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 7, 2008 7:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Orlando Hudson?

That takes two seconds of thought, so it's just him being what he is: not very up on baseball. Luckily he doesn't try and pretend he's a baseball guru, so I generally just ignore anything he says about the sport.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 7, 2008 7:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

O-Dawg was injured

he must need some time in real games to get back in the flow of things. This is the direction I would take if I weren't very educated on the sport.

Not my opinion, my attempt at seeing it from his angle.

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 7, 2008 8:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can agree with that

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 7, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He freely admits

A) that he's an AL fan
B) doesn't even really follow baseball that much.

So, not that I listen to him a ton, when ever I hear him talk about pretty much anything but college football I instantly block it out of my mind. He doesn't know baseball, basketball, hockey, association football, or any other sport or athletic activity you can think, but he's pretty smart about gridiron football.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 7, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah thats when I like him most

He does very well arguing his point even when he's the least educated about the subject. Fun to listen to.

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 7, 2008 7:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

An Idiot & a Shill

I remember Cowherd going on and on about Sean Taylor's death being a result of his "lifestyle" and the Florida investigators being bumbling idiots. Of course, a black man gets shot--it must be his own fault! Add to that his misogynistic rants (true, not a rarity on talk radio of any sort), and I can't stand the guy. I've tried to listen to him numerous times, just to make sure I wasn't being unfair. He's usually on KFFN when I'm driving to work. What did I learn? First impressions are usually right. He's a jerk.

The one thing I do wonder about, though, is whether his only sponsors are GoToMyPC and GoToMeeting. He shills for those every damned time I listen. It seems like he's on every ad that airs during his show. Talk about an ego!

by azshadowwalker on Apr 7, 2008 7:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

P.S.

I did like his interview with Bob Melvin this morning, though. I actually sat through the whole thing without once turning off the radio. That never happens when I listen to Cowherd.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 7, 2008 7:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Vizio is another sponser

and I've never noticed him being misogynistic, but then on the other hand I've listened to him since college football ended. Of course, when he starts blathering (or any of the KTAR people, especially Doug and Wolf) about something I don't care about I just switch back to KEDJ.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 7, 2008 8:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

I would be completely ambivalent about Cowherd until his idiotic rants about Sean Taylor.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 7, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

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