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Gameday Thread, #28: 4/30 vs. Astros

Houston Astros at Arizona Diamondbacks, Apr 30, 2008 3:40 PM EDT


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Shaun Chacon
RHP, 0-0, 2.45

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Randy Johnson
LHP, 1-1, 2.70

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Day-game delight! What? Max Scherzer isn't starting today as well? Dammit! Still, we go from a man making his first major-league appearance ever, to a man starting his 560th game, with 3872 innings under his belt. Last outing for Randy was clearly his best yet: six innings, only three hits and one earned run, with seven K's. Velocity and control were both good, and we'll be hoping for more of the same today.

Poor Chacon has been tagged with five straight no-decisions, despite pitching at least six innings each time. His control appears to be a weakness, with 17 walks in only 33 innings, so that may be something of which we can take advantage.



Looks like Byrnes is back in the lineup; Montero gets the start behind the plate, and ones has to wonder whether Johnson has something against Chris, because it seems to be a case of "anyone but Snyder" for his starts. Be good to head into the off-day with a win, and extend our streak of series without a loss to nine in a row. Probably won't be about much, due to work, but will hopefully be able to pop in during my lunch-break.

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Let's

get RJ’s 286th today!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

IAWTC

he’s looking better with each start.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 3:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

I assume

that since it’s a day game, we’ll be seeing a lot of our English friends?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do I ever let you down?

excluding internet problems?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

True.

But I did say “friends”, plural.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

According

to PRer free7694, “Scherzer” is German for “joker”.

If Mad Max doesn’t catch on, what about The Joker?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:24 PM EDT reply actions  

The Joker sounds good

but I like to think we could do something to play off that kick ass eye thing he has going. I grew up on Transformers so Optimus Prime plays on memories for me.

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Terminator

is much better than Optimus Prime…

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I came up with Eye-max

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

which is pretty good

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 3:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

"They call me the Space Cowboy..

..and the gangster of Love”

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 3:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Some people call me Maurice!

+10 Awesome song. :)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 30, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

:D

waves English flag

Im currently watching the Champions League Semi Final but will flick the game on in the background after, have to admit I really want Chelsea to win and so far…so good

I have both todays starters in my fantasy team so if Chacon could get 23K’s and Randy 24ks and win with 1 Arizona HR I would be happy ;)

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply actions  

no spoilers please on Champions League

recording at home and hope to catch the games from yesterday and today later - Can’t wait to watch them!

by dstorm on Apr 30, 2008 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nott Forest won

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

urrr

Should mention that I also have Lyon as my closer :D or else the maths doesnt add up

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 3:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Goody!

Scherzer gets the start on Monday. I can’t wait!

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 3:31 PM EDT reply actions  

who said that?

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 3:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Linkage

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hott....

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just heard it in the pregame right before the commercial. Not Schulte who said it but whoever is on with him or did the pregame.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 3:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Candyman.

Former knuckleballer Tom Candiotti.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

WIZARD

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:34 PM EDT reply actions  

WIZARD

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Take up a collection

I’m sure you’d get a few people willing to chip in.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think I've finally figured out

this ties into a television commercial

yea, I’m a little slow -

by dstorm on Apr 30, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

It'd be a lot cheaper

to just buy me a tank of gas so I can drive up from Tucson and do it.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

So I shouldn't get this for you for Christmas?

http://www.kaleidoscopemall.com/images/31498.jpg

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Max Scherzer and Mark Reynolds,

the two manliest men alive, are EXTREMELY embarrassed right now that you’re a Dbacks fan….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Even the unicorn looks embarrassed to be in that picture.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

If hating unicorns and wizards is wrong

I don’t want to be right.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

But, dude....

Max & Mark!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

But then hotclaws wouldn’t get the joy of doing it herself.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awww, c'mon.

I’ve been hatin on soco for doing that ALL season….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should have called dibs, then!

Aw, who am I kidding? I’m sure everyone can take a turn.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

It might be a good idea.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN

THEY HATIN

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was waiting for that...

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our couch is always open

As long as you promise not to get his blood on the carpet.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 30, 2008 3:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

...............

I’m not gonna say it, but you could insert a sex joke here

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

For the blood or the couch?

Cause sickly enough, I could see either.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 30, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why not both?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

True!

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 30, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

hmmmmmmmmmm........

interesting scenario. I was thinking couch but blood works too

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

You can tell that I'm listening, not watching,

when I don’t immediately respond.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

soco's keys to the game

1) Watch the game
2) I suppose I need to eat at some point
3) Try to figure out how to clone myself or build a robot replica to go to work for me
4) Dessert?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Leadoff hit for the 'Stros

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply actions  

According to Schulte,

Mets already down 6-0 to the Bucs.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:42 PM EDT reply actions  

According to Schulte?

Is there some doubt to this statement?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may have misheard.

Just letting you know the source, because I haven’t checked it.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

He was wrong

it’s 13-0

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Johnson comesback for a K on the first out

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Old Man Tejeda beats Old Man Johnson

two on, one out.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Yet another base hit

1-0 Astros up

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

damn

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply actions  

Quickly 4-0

Johnson don’t got it today

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Screw this.

4-0.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

Why? WHY?

No.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 30, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I wish today was Monday and Max was pitching.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply actions  

I was today was Funday

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

*wish

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Finally got a second out

now here’s hoping for the third to quickly follow.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Live: MLB.Com

Big Unit Rounding Into Form For Diamondbacks

by dstorm on Apr 30, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I hate MLB.

They’re a jinx, too.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I leave to put my tea on

and this happens >:-(

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply actions  

There's an important lesson

Make your tea before the game.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Solution?

Don’t leave.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'll just snack on a few catcrunchies

in future

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 outs

and a slightly bruised ego

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch

Not the best start of the season. Let’s get the bats working and get back into this.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Actually

it IS the best start of the season.

::Checks standings:: Yup.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like it better when Snyder catches.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 3:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I like it better when Randy doesn’t give up a lot of runs.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like it better

when we score first.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Single for Young

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Byrnes needs biotic leg replacements

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions  

He needs

heterochromic legs.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

You all do know

that the bacteria in those pro-biotic yoghurt drinks is cultured from human poo?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

But is it delicious?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Acidolphus?

Yeah. It’s human gut flora.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

O-dawg hits that deep, we get one back

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok

Well at least you guys cant blame the first inning on me. What happened?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Randy sucked, that’s what happened.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

RJ isn't feeling it yet, three singles and a home run

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

you weren't here

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

so it is your fault

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOOOO!!!!!

why do i fail at life?! lol

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

at least

no worries about jinxing a no-hitter today

by dstorm on Apr 30, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Always look on the bright side of life.

::Whistles to self::

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

allow me to help

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHPOzQzk9Qo

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, we'll find a way...

We’re creative.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Where the hell were you?

You jinxed us by not being here.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol thanks

nice Napoleon avatar. History major?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

or...

is thst someone else. hmmm let me get a better look

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

International Affairs.

With a minor in Napoleonic Complex.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah

i c

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was

Johnny Depp from Pirates of the Carribean

by dstorm on Apr 30, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

or short , fat guy?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not fat.

But short.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

We’re planning to exile Skins to Elba, if necessary.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only to have him return?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

But Sharpe will sort him out

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

But what if he forgets, and thinks he’s supposed to be Boromir that day?

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Remember , when he saw Anduril?

He said “Still sharp”

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Point

He obviously can handle multi-tasking.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

thats why we keep Brits around

in case he gets out of hand we have our own Duke Wellingtons hanging about

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Got a run back.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Jackson fooled badly, K

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Upton gets a doubl

4-2

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay

all is not lost!
and my tea is delicious too!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Another RBI double

We seem to be hitting Chacon pretty hard so far.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

BTW

I propose a moment of silence for the Suns who lost last night to the most hated Spurs. Yet another season capped with heartbreak

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions  

*silence*

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

sigh

they will have their glory and revenge one day.

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

About the same time Buffalo ever gets a championship in anything

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

"I don't care what happens..

.. as long as the Bills never win a Superbowl”

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

I may have to fly to England to stab YOU

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

I’m quoting the Cigarette-smoking Man

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOT FUNNY

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Naw, it was kinda funny.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yer face is kinda funny

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Granted,

but that’s neither here nor there.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I turned the game off so I wouldn’t see those a**holes and their smug faces as time ran out. I also didn’t want to see the Suns being good sports (were they?) by shaking hands/hugging any of those awful Spurs. Blech!

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drew almost got a single to score Upton, but is out instead

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Robbed

by KazMat.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Double

RJ not looking good at all

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously must it be Burk-ie?

We can’t come up with ANY other nickname?

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 30, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply actions  

How 'bout Total Freakin' Idiot?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burk is cockney rhyming slang

Berkley Hunt = well, part of a ladies anatomy we’ve agreed to differ on what it is called,

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burke is an idiot.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Another hit, 5-2

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Well...

I am going to go get my hair did and cry.

Have fun with the rest of the game!

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 30, 2008 4:14 PM EDT reply actions  

And yer nails done?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Burke has an unassisted triple play!

Just kidding, he threw it to first.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Burke

is a double agent.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Randy

Get the outs.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Sigh

dont have a tv where I am, what’s going on with the Big Unit?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

He got old.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not hitting his spots

not particularly great defense over on the third base side.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why is it that the at least one of the everyday starters always have a day off when Randy pitches?

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Everyone safe, and we're still not going anywhere

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Giving up lots of hits and lots of runs. Singles, doubles, choppers, home runs. They said Medders is getting up.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

giving up already?

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

They got to get someone in

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeesh

I really don’t want to have to go to the ‘pen this early….

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

And the beat goes on, 6-2

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Are you SERIOUS??

Tailor-made GIDP, and they couldn’t get Lance “Fat” Berkman??

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm going somewhere where

my presence is appreciated. I’ll be back when we’re winning again. :-)

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

So...

who’s gonna replace Randy in the 3rd?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Medders is who they said was up in the bullpen. Not the most comforting thing to hear.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jarrod Parker?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thank goodness

for Web, Haren and Owings. I am not counting on much from Randy this year.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Mercifully over

I sort of feel lucky we only gave up two runs there.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions  

same

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

KTAR said

“could have been worse”

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

"We could have RJ trying to bunt"

Crap.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, that didn’t work.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I move

that we never start Burke ever again.

With some guys, (like Reynolds) the offense makes up for their lousy defense.

Not Burke.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Also

Randy Johnson is required to not suck.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

I second the motion

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reynolds boots some things but I wouldn't say lousy

otherwise you might as well say O-Dawg is lousy for some of the mistakes he makes.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

No, he's still learning

and does pull off some awesome plays

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hence why he's not lousy

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randy

Why do you fail my fantasy team so…unless its designed to give Chacon the win? but even so why good sir why?

Hmm we’re still in this, we can do it! rare optimism

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Miggy!!!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions  

lol at that

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

Doesn’t count in your stats when it’s for the other team, Randy.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

And there goes that inning

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:29 PM EDT reply actions  

Look at the bright side:

this is just about as lousy as we can be right now, and we still almost came back last night.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Tru

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is Randy stil in?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Is the Pope Catholic?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes...

but he was a Hitler Jungen as well

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Whoa, whoa, whoa?

Dude?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

you didnt know that?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was required by law when he was growing up...

in Nazi Germany

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah I did.

But dude, weak.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

sorry

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Does he poop in the woods?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe he did once?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

or an ex _Nazi?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's a good

South Park reference in there somwhere.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Apr 30, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hard hit but P9

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Remember that Chris Young

Who started walking? where the heck did he go? Can we have him back please, while he’s at it can he please bring back the people that wrote GOOD Simpsons episodes? and common decency and maybe my first year at University if it isn’t too much trouble :)

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions  

And a Coke.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Is that

The old coke? meaning the new coke? or the old coke before the new coke?

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's only one Coke

Classic Coca-Cola. New Coke isn’t produced at too many places anymore.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

2008 Randy Johnson

= the New Coke

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funny thing about that

New Coke actually tested better than the classic, and probably would have been completely successful if the company had slowly altered the formula. The problem was that people the originally liked New Coke changed their mind about it when the people who absolutely refused to accept the new product began to make noise.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dont remember

The new coke :( I just remember that Pepsi sucks and thats all I need to remember

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

As I pop the top of a Diet Cherry Coke. Hmmmmmm.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

There's more than one

Coke with sugar versus Coke with HFCS, for example.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taste difference is minimal

not very drastic like New Coke.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

It’s noticeable, though.

Really, I have no memory of what New Coke tasted like.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do you guys get

Coke Zero over there? That stuff is truly awful

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I tried that once. It tasted awful.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not bad for what it is

Diet Coke is a trainwreck, but I like Coke Zero since I’m trying to cut down on useless calories. It’s a nice compromise.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've had them both

and it’s not enough to make that big of difference unless you already have it in your mind that there’s difference.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

8 hits already

and not a third of the way thru the game. Randy can’t blame anyone other than himself.

that’s what you get when you diss snyderman.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Apr 30, 2008 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

One pitch, one out

That’s nice.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:32 PM EDT reply actions  

HUNGRY HUNGRY Drew gobbles that up

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Two out double

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

What the hell happened to Brad Ausmus?

Somebody infuse him with Essence of Bonds or something?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:33 PM EDT reply actions  

I think that’s illegal…

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Since when

has that ever stopped anyone?

Especially Bonds.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe it was his wife

that was injected?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or even

a 15-yr old country music singer?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

ba bing tchah!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh come on!

I make the joke and everyone gets uncomfortable, but you…

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've been a cradle snatcher all my life.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

This HAS been noticed.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

It was actually Gold Bond powder

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap, Geddy Lee!

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions  

K to end the inning

No damage there, which is a delight.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

So, did I miss anything?

Because clearly the Houston batters didn’t. :-(

by Jim McLennan on Apr 30, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

btw

how’s Owings ankle? I heard he rolled it on his last outing.

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Apparently okay, they'll tape it for the next outing

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good to hear

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

it'll be on YouTube the next day

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Taped,

but okay.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man-love in the D'backs TV booth

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Care to elaborate...

...for those of us with jobs?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have a job, you know

so now I won’t.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

the implication was that we have jobs RIGHT NOW. Which is true.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

I do

I’m guarding the coach. It’s an important job.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mike D'Antoni?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry, couch

I was trying to call my mom at the same time as typing. But yeah, D’Antoni is screwed.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

What would be a more worrying sign to Randy

Seeing someone up in the ‘Pen….or seeing Snyder get warmed up :D

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 4:39 PM EDT reply actions  

On a curious note...

anyone here a fan of heavy metal?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Define

but yeah, Deep Purple, Led Zepplin

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

A little

Only more mainstream stuff like Tallica, Iron Maiden etc, I’m more into light American Pop Punk to be honest shame

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was speaking more of...

either old-school like ACDC, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Metallica or more new age like Dragonforce

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha

I’ve seen them when they were young

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yes,

all the ones mentioned here

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

But what about Yes?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually,

I’ve seen Yes quite a few times as well

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta check out Dragonforce

In my opinion they may be the one true hope of reviving metal back to its glory days

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Classic metal

or the newer types? I like the former myself.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Which metal?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I prefer...

both the oldschool and some of the new age as long as it’s not death metal or scream metal

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lean more towards industrial than heavy metal, personally.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

kk

btw Dragonforce is friggen amazing, especially if you enjoy insane guitar work

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm somewhat familiar with them

I’ve seen the Guitar Hero III video. =)

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by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

check out their other stuff as well. It’s friggen amazing

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Byrnes strikes out.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM EDT reply actions  

At this rate

The Byrnes/Hairston comparisons will be leaning in favor of Scotty again before long… :-(

by Jim McLennan on Apr 30, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions  

This is not how you score runs.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

OK

I’m back. I just can’t quit you.

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 4:42 PM EDT reply actions  

6-3 with a CoJack Jack.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Why haven't I traded for CoJack

in my fantasy league yet?

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeeeeeaaaahhhhhhhh!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply actions  

CoJack!

Nicely done.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Well...

pecking away at the lead at least. Hope Randy starts to find that control and poise.

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Looking at gameday

He looks very erratic is it noticeable on TV?

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

So two outs...

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:49 PM EDT reply actions  

CY gets that one to end that half.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

1-2-3

Nice to see.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Good quick half inning

Might get 6 innings out of Randy yet

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 4:51 PM EDT reply actions  

knock on wood

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

So much

for that.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

This dog looks so guilty

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:52 PM EDT reply actions  

It's just 3 runs

easy peasey to get back

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Geddy Lee!

Mean mean pride!

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Is the gamethread

being super slow for anyone else? Or is it just me?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions  

TV looks normal to me

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, ok.

I thought it might just be me because this box has like 2MB of RAM.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

ooohh

a walk!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Hell yeah

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miggy havin' a good day

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t mind him hitting, but I prefer Snyder behind the plate.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t suppose that Scherzer kid would want to pitch two days in a row, huh?

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 4:57 PM EDT reply actions  

once for his blue eye

once for his brown

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by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude...

What if he could switch-pitch? Like… pitch with his left arm while he rests his right, etc.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I know.

I’m just saying…. what if he was so hardcore that he could pitch two spots in our rotation??

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit and field 1st base

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I dig Miggs!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

RJ pulled already.

Let’s get some RUUUUNNNNNNNZZ!!!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Woo Mustang Sally! 6-4!

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

I LOVE SALLY!!

RBI DOUBLE!!

Somewhat surprised that Miggy didn’t score, though.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Sally

Woo woo! This game can be had if they keep this up and Medders can shut them down!

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Medders

correctme if i’m wrong but he’s a rookie right?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

You are wrong.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

kk

wasnt sure

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s been with the team since 2005.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Are you kidding? No.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey

calm down dude. I havent been keep tabs on every D Back we have.

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

HELL YEAH BABY!!!

That’s what i’m talking about!

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Excellent!

RBI double, and the tying run in scoring position.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Sally, Sally

Pride of our alley

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

6-5 game

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Byrnes, tie it up

Or better yet…

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Clawing it back!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Sweet!

Its not quite new coke… or old coke… its Coke Young

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 5:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh man.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Bam Bam!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

So, like....

why did the Rox cut Sally again?

Comment bot beep Byrnes sucks beep

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Isn't Byrnes

supposed to be a first half of the season player?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would pull a bait and switch to say Byrnes ties the game

but he didn;t.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Mildly amusing the first time...

Less amusing the nineteenth, especially for those who rely on the thread for legitimate updates.

by Jim McLennan on Apr 30, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well it wouldn't be the first joke absolutely driven into the ground here

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that title belongs to Russ Ortiz.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

We've had a whale of a time

with that one.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

NOT funny.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dangit, Byrnes

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder

What Carlos Quentin is doing about now…

by Jim McLennan on Apr 30, 2008 5:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Playing for the White Sox

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

He’s hitting his 7th homer, that’s what.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

But

Byrnes has the good legs to run and steal bases. Wait…

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

One has to get on base before one can steal bases, so …......

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

WIZARD

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Watch yourself....

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Or you'll up the people in your circle?

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Don't tempt me.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do it, do it!

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

rictus sempera

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Medders and Lee battlin'

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

And Lee walks

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:10 PM EDT reply actions  

CoJack tries the double play, only gets the lead runner

cue people wondering why he doesn’t do DPs.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Cruz

How long was Cruz here in AZ? It was only one season, right?

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions  

Yes

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok

It’s nice to keep getting groundballs, and even nicer to get the lead runner, but we really need to quit blowing these DPs.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Medders walks one but gets out of it

now let’s get the lead!

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

This may sound odd,

but Brandon Medders may actually be the most pleasant surprise of the season thus far.

by dahlian on Apr 30, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions  

I think J. Byrnes made the right decision.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

With you on that...

Though he was fine before last season, and after he came back from Tucson too. But when you think we might have let him go and kept Nippert…

by Jim McLennan on Apr 30, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Time to get the offense working!

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 5:14 PM EDT reply actions  

The new Lexus and Infiniti cars have the same interior

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Huge bomb for O-Dawg but it's foul

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:16 PM EDT reply actions  

And then promptly strikes out

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:17 PM EDT reply actions  

CoJack G6-3

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:19 PM EDT reply actions  

c'mon JUp

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Was that pitch

thrown at Upton?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions  

No.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARGH

SCREW YOU CRUZ.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Upton tries his best to go yard, but at the wall deep center

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:21 PM EDT reply actions  

robbed

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

at least Chacon will have to change his boxers after that.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay...

We can surely get one run in four innings. Let’s just hope the bullpen can give us the chance.

by Jim McLennan on Apr 30, 2008 5:23 PM EDT reply actions  

So one out....

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Greed's okay

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

For lack of a better word,

it’s good.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Erstad walks

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions  

Drew boots that one

runners on second and third, 1 out

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:30 PM EDT reply actions  

uggg

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit Droo....

Booted a routine ground ball.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Sac fly 7-5

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Was that

Really only Drew’s second error? Seems like there have been a lot more…

by Jim McLennan on Apr 30, 2008 5:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Hometeam scoring.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sac fly by KazMat.

Our defense is going to be a real anchor this season unless these guys start taking some fielding drills.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:34 PM EDT reply actions  

crap

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn the sac fly goes against us

Its like an old friend sleeping with your ex girlfriend, it doesn’t matter that you’ve left them both behind…it still hurts

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions   2 recs

+1

and recommended.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Inning over

we need some offense

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions  

oh yeah

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently

Laz Diaz has blown (by Schulte’s estimation) 2 checked swing strike/ball calls this inning.

Umpires I’ve never liked: Laz Diaz, Tim McLellan, Angel Hernandez, Bruce Froemming.

At least one of them is gone.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Dreeeeeewwwwww

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Swing the bat, boys.

WOOO! Way to go Droo!! Leadoff 2B.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Drew gets a double

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:40 PM EDT reply actions  

BoMel

should probably pinch hit for Burke. He’s been AWFUL.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:41 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t know that BoMel’s much better at the plate. Plus, eligibility questions.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

+1

Bada bing!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

However

if Burke draws another walk, I will retract that statement.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Check swing K

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:43 PM EDT reply actions  

He held up,

more of a “foot-outside K”.

by dahlian on Apr 30, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's a check swing K, that's what the ump called

I know what it looked like, but Mr. Blue doesn’t care what we think.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Umpires

must have all bet on the Astros.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Gigantes tied up their game with the Rox. I suppose that is a good thing?

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

::Shrug::

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Miggy quickly pops out

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Here come's Micah

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Come on, Micah!

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 5:45 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Pwnings!!

Haha… Cooper is switching to a righty.

Now THAT’S respect.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Go Fantastic Forty Four

Flame On!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

For the love of god,

don’t first pick hack Micah.

They couldn’t use Reynolds to PH?

by dahlian on Apr 30, 2008 5:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Um....

Micah has a better avg…. why are you complaining?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm glad you were wrong on that ;-)

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Me too,

go Micah.

I’ll save my snide “take a pitch” comments for the next time he ph’s. That was just too cool.

by dahlian on Apr 30, 2008 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

HOME RUN

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions  

I expected...

To see “No, just joking…” below that for some reason. :-)

by Jim McLennan on Apr 30, 2008 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm going to do that more just for you Jim

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

But.... soco?

It’s NEVER funny.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions   2 recs

It's funny to me on how bent out of shape everyone gets

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's very simple

We are not watching the game. We rely on other posters for accurate information. Basically, you’re lying to us.

by Jim McLennan on Apr 30, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

No Gamecast?

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's often behind or stuck

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gamecast is behind, the room with the computer doesn’t have a working TV, and I count on the ‘Pit for accurate reports. When I’ve got the game on, it doesn’t matter, but if I don’t, it’s obnoxious to get goofy reporting from you.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 30, 2008 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dude?

The ‘Pit has spoken.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently serious business

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I cannot recommend this comment enough times. It deserves five or six.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions  

ohhhhhh!!!

that was too good

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions  

OHHHH MAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNN

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions  

TIE GAME~!!!!

FIRST PITCH HOMER!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions  

MICAH!!!

Pinch hit home run!

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Eh, he’s alright.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's like....

The coke with super mega awesomeness…oh fingham the coke he’s just aweso,e

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like Scotch and coke?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

CY gets a double, almost a HR

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

CY almost got a homer too but up off the wall!!

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 5:49 PM EDT reply actions  

:D:D:D:D

you have got to be kidding me :D

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Ugh -

thought CY’s was gone based on radio call

by dstorm on Apr 30, 2008 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

It was as close as you can get

dead center and right next to the yellow line

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hoooo Yahhh

here come the D’backs!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Bet the Astros are glad they brought in the new pitcher.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 5:50 PM EDT reply actions  

BYRNES HITS A SINGLE

WE GOT THE LEAD

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:51 PM EDT reply actions  

I likey this pitcher for Houston!

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 5:51 PM EDT reply actions  

He's a rookie, right?

Poor kid.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nope

Borkowski’s been up for a while, originally was a starter for the Tigers.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh

that musta been someone else they were talking about. In that case, I have no mercy.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Byrnes!!

Picks a great time to stop sucking!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:51 PM EDT reply actions  

That's a lead!

The Unit off the hook for the loss, excellent.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 5:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Lead?

What’s that?

Oh…. THAT was the heavy metal we were talking about earlier. Okay.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Kerrang

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hudson K's to end the inning

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Anyone know

The last time a pitcher was called upon to PH and hit a homer?

by Jim McLennan on Apr 30, 2008 5:54 PM EDT reply actions  

What a sickener for the Astros

I feel sorry for them

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

It's only the seventh,

much too early to feel sorry for anyone. Especially with a one run lead.

Don’t put the cart ahead of the horse.

by dahlian on Apr 30, 2008 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just meant giving up a HR to a pitcher

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

But not too much, right?

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 30, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Respect from CFB

Posted right after Pwnings was announced:

throw up the four fingers, Coop

n/c

by littlevisigoth on Apr 30, 2008 2:45 PM MST to parent up reply reply

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Throw the horns man!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 5:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmm?

You mean the hook-em horns sign?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Qualls

Make some quallity pitches, Chad.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Berkman's out

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:57 PM EDT reply actions  

OK

So i leave for a while and more good things happen. What did i miss?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 5:58 PM EDT reply actions  

The Astros getting Owings-ed.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

SHUT UP!!

LEAVE NOW!!!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wait

they brought in Owings to hit? And he crushed the ball for a 2r homer? Good times. Good times.

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jackson does it ugly but it's still an out

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn, I wish I could watch this game. Glad that Randy’s off the hook, and lookking forward to us taking another series.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 30, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Replayed tonight

On Fox Sports AZ, if that helps?

by Jim McLennan on Apr 30, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Really?

Sweet. I’ll have to watch then.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'd love to, but...

I have to take the wife out shopping for some clothes, so I might be unavailable until the All Star Break.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 30, 2008 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Knock wood, please.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-2-3

Just kidding?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 6:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice inning from Qualls

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 6:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Think this outing will raise some

Quallms in the Astros community about that trade.

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 6:02 PM EDT reply actions   1 recs

:::groan:::

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

CoJack hits a single

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

nice

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

CoJack

leads off with a single. Nice.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 6:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Be nice to pad that lead here…

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

yup

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Upton K's

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 6:04 PM EDT reply actions  

has he even gotten a hit today??

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 6:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Been an interesting game.

Got home in time to start watching around the fourth, and it’s been quite the ride ever since. Nice inning by Qualls there especially.

by Azreous on Apr 30, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I've just seen the video clip of Micah's HR

RJ looks so happy.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions  

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