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Gameday Thread, #28: 4/30 vs. Astros

Houston Astros @ Arizona Diamondbacks


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Shaun Chacon
RHP, 0-0, 2.45

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Randy Johnson
LHP, 1-1, 2.70

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Day-game delight! What? Max Scherzer isn't starting today as well? Dammit! Still, we go from a man making his first major-league appearance ever, to a man starting his 560th game, with 3872 innings under his belt. Last outing for Randy was clearly his best yet: six innings, only three hits and one earned run, with seven K's. Velocity and control were both good, and we'll be hoping for more of the same today.

Poor Chacon has been tagged with five straight no-decisions, despite pitching at least six innings each time. His control appears to be a weakness, with 17 walks in only 33 innings, so that may be something of which we can take advantage.



Looks like Byrnes is back in the lineup; Montero gets the start behind the plate, and ones has to wonder whether Johnson has something against Chris, because it seems to be a case of "anyone but Snyder" for his starts. Be good to head into the off-day with a win, and extend our streak of series without a loss to nine in a row. Probably won't be about much, due to work, but will hopefully be able to pop in during my lunch-break.

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Let's

get RJ’s 286th today!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

IAWTC

he’s looking better with each start.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 3:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I assume

that since it’s a day game, we’ll be seeing a lot of our English friends?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do I ever let you down?

excluding internet problems?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 3:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

True.

But I did say “friends”, plural.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

According

to PRer free7694, “Scherzer” is German for “joker”.

If Mad Max doesn’t catch on, what about The Joker?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:24 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Joker sounds good

but I like to think we could do something to play off that kick ass eye thing he has going. I grew up on Transformers so Optimus Prime plays on memories for me.

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 3:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Terminator

is much better than Optimus Prime…

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I came up with Eye-max

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 3:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

which is pretty good

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 3:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"They call me the Space Cowboy..

..and the gangster of Love”

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 3:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Some people call me Maurice!

+10 Awesome song. :)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 30, 2008 3:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

:D

waves English flag

Im currently watching the Champions League Semi Final but will flick the game on in the background after, have to admit I really want Chelsea to win and so far…so good

I have both todays starters in my fantasy team so if Chacon could get 23K’s and Randy 24ks and win with 1 Arizona HR I would be happy ;)

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 3:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no spoilers please on Champions League

recording at home and hope to catch the games from yesterday and today later - Can’t wait to watch them!

by dstorm on Apr 30, 2008 3:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nott Forest won

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

urrr

Should mention that I also have Lyon as my closer :D or else the maths doesnt add up

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 3:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Goody!

Scherzer gets the start on Monday. I can’t wait!

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 3:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who said that?

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 3:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Linkage

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hott....

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just heard it in the pregame right before the commercial. Not Schulte who said it but whoever is on with him or did the pregame.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 3:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Candyman.

Former knuckleballer Tom Candiotti.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WIZARD

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WIZARD

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Take up a collection

I’m sure you’d get a few people willing to chip in.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think I've finally figured out

this ties into a television commercial

yea, I’m a little slow -

by dstorm on Apr 30, 2008 3:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It'd be a lot cheaper

to just buy me a tank of gas so I can drive up from Tucson and do it.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So I shouldn't get this for you for Christmas?

http://www.kaleidoscopemall.com/images/31498.jpg

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Max Scherzer and Mark Reynolds,

the two manliest men alive, are EXTREMELY embarrassed right now that you’re a Dbacks fan….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Even the unicorn looks embarrassed to be in that picture.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If hating unicorns and wizards is wrong

I don’t want to be right.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But, dude....

Max & Mark!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But then hotclaws wouldn’t get the joy of doing it herself.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Awww, c'mon.

I’ve been hatin on soco for doing that ALL season….

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You should have called dibs, then!

Aw, who am I kidding? I’m sure everyone can take a turn.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It might be a good idea.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THEY SEE ME ROLLIN

THEY HATIN

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Was waiting for that...

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Our couch is always open

As long as you promise not to get his blood on the carpet.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 30, 2008 3:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

...............

I’m not gonna say it, but you could insert a sex joke here

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 3:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For the blood or the couch?

Cause sickly enough, I could see either.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 30, 2008 3:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why not both?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

True!

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 30, 2008 3:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmmmmmmmmmm........

interesting scenario. I was thinking couch but blood works too

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 3:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You can tell that I'm listening, not watching,

when I don’t immediately respond.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

soco's keys to the game

1) Watch the game
2) I suppose I need to eat at some point
3) Try to figure out how to clone myself or build a robot replica to go to work for me
4) Dessert?

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Leadoff hit for the 'Stros

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

According to Schulte,

Mets already down 6-0 to the Bucs.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

According to Schulte?

Is there some doubt to this statement?

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I may have misheard.

Just letting you know the source, because I haven’t checked it.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He was wrong

it’s 13-0

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Johnson comesback for a K on the first out

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Old Man Tejeda beats Old Man Johnson

two on, one out.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yet another base hit

1-0 Astros up

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 3:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Quickly 4-0

Johnson don’t got it today

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Screw this.

4-0.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No.

Why? WHY?

No.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 30, 2008 3:48 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. I wish today was Monday and Max was pitching.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 3:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was today was Funday

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*wish

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Finally got a second out

now here’s hoping for the third to quickly follow.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Live: MLB.Com

Big Unit Rounding Into Form For Diamondbacks

by dstorm on Apr 30, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hate MLB.

They’re a jinx, too.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I leave to put my tea on

and this happens >:-(

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 3:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There's an important lesson

Make your tea before the game.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Solution?

Don’t leave.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll just snack on a few catcrunchies

in future

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 3:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3 outs

and a slightly bruised ego

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 3:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ouch

Not the best start of the season. Let’s get the bats working and get back into this.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually

it IS the best start of the season.

::Checks standings:: Yup.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like it better when Snyder catches.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 3:54 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like it better when Randy doesn’t give up a lot of runs.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like it better

when we score first.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Single for Young

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Byrnes needs biotic leg replacements

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He needs

heterochromic legs.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 3:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You all do know

that the bacteria in those pro-biotic yoghurt drinks is cultured from human poo?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But is it delicious?

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Acidolphus?

Yeah. It’s human gut flora.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

O-dawg hits that deep, we get one back

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ok

Well at least you guys cant blame the first inning on me. What happened?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:00 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Randy sucked, that’s what happened.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 4:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RJ isn't feeling it yet, three singles and a home run

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you weren't here

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 4:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so it is your fault

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 4:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NOOOO!!!!!

why do i fail at life?! lol

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

at least

no worries about jinxing a no-hitter today

by dstorm on Apr 30, 2008 4:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Always look on the bright side of life.

::Whistles to self::

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, we'll find a way...

We’re creative.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Where the hell were you?

You jinxed us by not being here.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol thanks

nice Napoleon avatar. History major?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or...

is thst someone else. hmmm let me get a better look

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

International Affairs.

With a minor in Napoleonic Complex.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ah

i c

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought it was

Johnny Depp from Pirates of the Carribean

by dstorm on Apr 30, 2008 4:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or short , fat guy?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not fat.

But short.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We’re planning to exile Skins to Elba, if necessary.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only to have him return?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But Sharpe will sort him out

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:06 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But what if he forgets, and thinks he’s supposed to be Boromir that day?

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Remember , when he saw Anduril?

He said “Still sharp”

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by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Point

He obviously can handle multi-tasking.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thats why we keep Brits around

in case he gets out of hand we have our own Duke Wellingtons hanging about

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 4:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Got a run back.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jackson fooled badly, K

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:05 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Upton gets a doubl

4-2

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yay

all is not lost!
and my tea is delicious too!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Another RBI double

We seem to be hitting Chacon pretty hard so far.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BTW

I propose a moment of silence for the Suns who lost last night to the most hated Spurs. Yet another season capped with heartbreak

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*silence*

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sigh

they will have their glory and revenge one day.

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

About the same time Buffalo ever gets a championship in anything

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"I don't care what happens..

.. as long as the Bills never win a Superbowl”

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I may have to fly to England to stab YOU

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey

I’m quoting the Cigarette-smoking Man

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

NOT FUNNY

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Naw, it was kinda funny.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yer face is kinda funny

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Granted,

but that’s neither here nor there.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I turned the game off so I wouldn’t see those a**holes and their smug faces as time ran out. I also didn’t want to see the Suns being good sports (were they?) by shaking hands/hugging any of those awful Spurs. Blech!

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 4:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Drew almost got a single to score Upton, but is out instead

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Robbed

by KazMat.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Double

RJ not looking good at all

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bunt stays fair.

GODDAMMIT BURKE!!

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Seriously must it be Burk-ie?

We can’t come up with ANY other nickname?

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 30, 2008 4:12 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How 'bout Total Freakin' Idiot?

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Burk is cockney rhyming slang

Berkley Hunt = well, part of a ladies anatomy we’ve agreed to differ on what it is called,

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Burke is an idiot.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugh

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Another hit, 5-2

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well...

I am going to go get my hair did and cry.

Have fun with the rest of the game!

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 30, 2008 4:14 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And yer nails done?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Burke has an unassisted triple play!

Just kidding, he threw it to first.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Burke

is a double agent.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on, Randy

Get the outs.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sigh

dont have a tv where I am, what’s going on with the Big Unit?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He got old.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not hitting his spots

not particularly great defense over on the third base side.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why is it that the at least one of the everyday starters always have a day off when Randy pitches?

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 4:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Everyone safe, and we're still not going anywhere

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Giving up lots of hits and lots of runs. Singles, doubles, choppers, home runs. They said Medders is getting up.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 4:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

giving up already?

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 4:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They got to get someone in

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeesh

I really don’t want to have to go to the ‘pen this early….

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And the beat goes on, 6-2

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are you SERIOUS??

Tailor-made GIDP, and they couldn’t get Lance “Fat” Berkman??

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:21 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm going somewhere where

my presence is appreciated. I’ll be back when we’re winning again. :-)

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 30, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So...

who’s gonna replace Randy in the 3rd?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Medders is who they said was up in the bullpen. Not the most comforting thing to hear.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 4:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jarrod Parker?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank goodness

for Web, Haren and Owings. I am not counting on much from Randy this year.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mercifully over

I sort of feel lucky we only gave up two runs there.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

same

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KTAR said

“could have been worse”

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"We could have RJ trying to bunt"

Crap.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, that didn’t work.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I move

that we never start Burke ever again.

With some guys, (like Reynolds) the offense makes up for their lousy defense.

Not Burke.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also

Randy Johnson is required to not suck.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I second the motion

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Reynolds boots some things but I wouldn't say lousy

otherwise you might as well say O-Dawg is lousy for some of the mistakes he makes.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, he's still learning

and does pull off some awesome plays

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hence why he's not lousy

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Randy

Why do you fail my fantasy team so…unless its designed to give Chacon the win? but even so why good sir why?

Hmm we’re still in this, we can do it! rare optimism

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Miggy!!!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol at that

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah.

Doesn’t count in your stats when it’s for the other team, Randy.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And there goes that inning

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:29 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Look at the bright side:

this is just about as lousy as we can be right now, and we still almost came back last night.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tru

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is Randy stil in?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is the Pope Catholic?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes...

but he was a Hitler Jungen as well

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whoa, whoa, whoa?

Dude?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you didnt know that?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was required by law when he was growing up...

in Nazi Germany

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah I did.

But dude, weak.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sorry

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does he poop in the woods?

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

maybe he did once?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

or an ex _Nazi?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There's a good

South Park reference in there somwhere.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Apr 30, 2008 4:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hard hit but P9

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Remember that Chris Young

Who started walking? where the heck did he go? Can we have him back please, while he’s at it can he please bring back the people that wrote GOOD Simpsons episodes? and common decency and maybe my first year at University if it isn’t too much trouble :)

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And a Coke.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is that

The old coke? meaning the new coke? or the old coke before the new coke?

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 4:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There's only one Coke

Classic Coca-Cola. New Coke isn’t produced at too many places anymore.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2008 Randy Johnson

= the New Coke

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Funny thing about that

New Coke actually tested better than the classic, and probably would have been completely successful if the company had slowly altered the formula. The problem was that people the originally liked New Coke changed their mind about it when the people who absolutely refused to accept the new product began to make noise.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I dont remember

The new coke :( I just remember that Pepsi sucks and thats all I need to remember

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 4:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As I pop the top of a Diet Cherry Coke. Hmmmmmm.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There's more than one

Coke with sugar versus Coke with HFCS, for example.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Taste difference is minimal

not very drastic like New Coke.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s noticeable, though.

Really, I have no memory of what New Coke tasted like.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Do you guys get

Coke Zero over there? That stuff is truly awful

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 4:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I tried that once. It tasted awful.

by TwinnerA on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's not bad for what it is

Diet Coke is a trainwreck, but I like Coke Zero since I’m trying to cut down on useless calories. It’s a nice compromise.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've had them both

and it’s not enough to make that big of difference unless you already have it in your mind that there’s difference.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

8 hits already

and not a third of the way thru the game. Randy can’t blame anyone other than himself.

that’s what you get when you diss snyderman.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Apr 30, 2008 4:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One pitch, one out

That’s nice.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HUNGRY HUNGRY Drew gobbles that up

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Two out double

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What the hell happened to Brad Ausmus?

Somebody infuse him with Essence of Bonds or something?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:33 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think that’s illegal…

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Since when

has that ever stopped anyone?

Especially Bonds.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe it was his wife

that was injected?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or even

a 15-yr old country music singer?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ba bing tchah!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh come on!

I make the joke and everyone gets uncomfortable, but you…

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've been a cradle snatcher all my life.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This HAS been noticed.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It was actually Gold Bond powder

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Holy crap, Geddy Lee!

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

K to end the inning

No damage there, which is a delight.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So, did I miss anything?

Because clearly the Houston batters didn’t. :-(

by Jim McLennan on Apr 30, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

btw

how’s Owings ankle? I heard he rolled it on his last outing.

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Apparently okay, they'll tape it for the next outing

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good to hear

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it'll be on YouTube the next day

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Taped,

but okay.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Man-love in the D'backs TV booth

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Care to elaborate...

...for those of us with jobs?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have a job, you know

so now I won’t.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But

the implication was that we have jobs RIGHT NOW. Which is true.

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I do

I’m guarding the coach. It’s an important job.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mike D'Antoni?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry, couch

I was trying to call my mom at the same time as typing. But yeah, D’Antoni is screwed.

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by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What would be a more worrying sign to Randy

Seeing someone up in the ‘Pen….or seeing Snyder get warmed up :D

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 4:39 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

On a curious note...

anyone here a fan of heavy metal?

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Define

but yeah, Deep Purple, Led Zepplin

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A little

Only more mainstream stuff like Tallica, Iron Maiden etc, I’m more into light American Pop Punk to be honest shame

by Wimb on Apr 30, 2008 4:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was speaking more of...

either old-school like ACDC, Iron Maiden, Megadeth, Metallica or more new age like Dragonforce

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ha

I’ve seen them when they were young

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh yes,

all the ones mentioned here

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But what about Yes?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Actually,

I’ve seen Yes quite a few times as well

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 30, 2008 4:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gotta check out Dragonforce

In my opinion they may be the one true hope of reviving metal back to its glory days

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Classic metal

or the newer types? I like the former myself.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:42 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Which metal?

Max Scherzer is all out of bubblegum.

by DbacksSkins on Apr 30, 2008 4:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I prefer...

both the oldschool and some of the new age as long as it’s not death metal or scream metal

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lean more towards industrial than heavy metal, personally.

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

kk

btw Dragonforce is friggen amazing, especially if you enjoy insane guitar work

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm somewhat familiar with them

I’ve seen the Guitar Hero III video. =)

"Hold on a minute, there are three important, brilliant, and complicated reasons why you should listen to me."

by kishi on Apr 30, 2008 4:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

check out their other stuff as well. It’s friggen amazing

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 30, 2008 4:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Byrnes strikes out.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 30, 2008 4:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

At this rate

The Byrnes/Hairston comparisons will be leaning in favor of Scotty again before long… :-(

by Jim McLennan on Apr 30, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is not how you score runs.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely