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Gameday Overflow Thread #26 - vs Astros 4/28

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Glad to see we need this one tonight! Let's keep up the great plays, boys!

5-2 Dbacks in the middle of the 6th...

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"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 28, 2008 11:25 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

wait a minute

my post is BEFORE your post

by dstorm on Apr 28, 2008 11:25 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I win

I’m here first!

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 28, 2008 11:24 PM EDT   0 recs

Hmm...

somehow, I thought you had logged off, because Haren was dealin’ again.

"Juan Cruz has Freddy Krueger stuff. Welcome to Elm Street." -- Mark Grace

by DbacksSkins on Apr 28, 2008 11:25 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

not quite

That inning he failed at life was due to him being overwhelmed by my awesome presence.

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 28, 2008 11:26 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Um.....

I’m fairly certain it’s because you jinxed his no-hitter….

"Juan Cruz has Freddy Krueger stuff. Welcome to Elm Street." -- Mark Grace

by DbacksSkins on Apr 28, 2008 11:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

And his perfect game.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 28, 2008 11:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

And missed out on solving renewable energy

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 28, 2008 11:28 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

And is responsible for the trouble between the Israelis and Palestinians.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 28, 2008 11:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Actually that's largely the British

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 28, 2008 11:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Actually, this is true.

Turambar is responsible for failing to fully enforce the Balfour Declaration.

"Juan Cruz has Freddy Krueger stuff. Welcome to Elm Street." -- Mark Grace

by DbacksSkins on Apr 28, 2008 11:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Wrong

both of you

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 28, 2008 11:28 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Turambar!

I really suggest you immediately become penitent!!

"Juan Cruz has Freddy Krueger stuff. Welcome to Elm Street." -- Mark Grace

by DbacksSkins on Apr 28, 2008 11:28 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL

just kidding man. Calm down.

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 28, 2008 11:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Sorry

sarcasm doesn’t always translate well to online text.

"Juan Cruz has Freddy Krueger stuff. Welcome to Elm Street." -- Mark Grace

by DbacksSkins on Apr 28, 2008 11:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Only the penitent man shall pass.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 28, 2008 11:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

+1

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 28, 2008 11:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Penitent man kneels before God.

KNEEL!! (As Dan Haren walks out to the mound)

"Juan Cruz has Freddy Krueger stuff. Welcome to Elm Street." -- Mark Grace

by DbacksSkins on Apr 28, 2008 11:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Love that movie

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 28, 2008 11:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Silence!!

I’m worried you might retroactively jinx the movie into sucking.

"Juan Cruz has Freddy Krueger stuff. Welcome to Elm Street." -- Mark Grace

by DbacksSkins on Apr 28, 2008 11:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Also

you weren’t first. HAH!

"Juan Cruz has Freddy Krueger stuff. Welcome to Elm Street." -- Mark Grace

by DbacksSkins on Apr 28, 2008 11:25 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Drew slaps that straight to Tejeda

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 28, 2008 11:26 PM EDT   0 recs

The ball

just gained 2 years in age

"Juan Cruz has Freddy Krueger stuff. Welcome to Elm Street." -- Mark Grace

by DbacksSkins on Apr 28, 2008 11:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

and a weird rash

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 28, 2008 11:27 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

And it got an interview offer from ESPN

“Where, exactly, did Tejada catch you? Did he say anything incriminating? Did you get a hold of his wallet?”

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 28, 2008 11:28 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Mr. Ball, we have your birth certificate right here...

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 28, 2008 11:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ball:

“WHO GIVE YOU THAT!??”

"Juan Cruz has Freddy Krueger stuff. Welcome to Elm Street." -- Mark Grace

by DbacksSkins on Apr 28, 2008 11:29 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Hehe. :)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 28, 2008 11:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

"No! I'm done!"

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 28, 2008 11:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

You've got to love it

When a random Monday night game in April beats 500 posts.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 28, 2008 11:28 PM EDT   0 recs

agreed

I can only imagin the posts when the season really starts to matter.

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 28, 2008 11:28 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The playoffs are going to be crazy. And awesome.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 28, 2008 11:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

hey, it's early.....

we’ve already experienced one jinx tonight

by dstorm on Apr 28, 2008 11:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't think you can jinx that one.

We’re kicking ass and taking names this year.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 28, 2008 11:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Just not very probable…

by snakecharmer on Apr 28, 2008 11:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Quick 1-2-3

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 28, 2008 11:29 PM EDT   0 recs

I'VE WRITTEN I LOVE MY INTERNET IN THE SKY SO MANY TIMES

EVEN I’M GETTING DIZZY

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 28, 2008 11:29 PM EDT   0 recs

Don't act like you can read. ;)

(This joke works better when we aren’t on line. But eh, old habits and the like.)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 28, 2008 11:30 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Mon--mono--monoree-al?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 28, 2008 11:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Me fail english?

That’s unpossible!

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 28, 2008 11:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Go banana!

by Azreous on Apr 28, 2008 11:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

This thread is so full of win

Lots of +1 goodness tonight.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 28, 2008 11:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah.

I feel like this thread deserves a general +1.

Except Turambar. Turambar gets a -1.

"Juan Cruz has Freddy Krueger stuff. Welcome to Elm Street." -- Mark Grace

by DbacksSkins on Apr 28, 2008 11:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Legendary thread.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 28, 2008 11:35 PM EDT to parent up   1 recs

Legen

wait for it and I hope you aren’t lactose intolerant cause the rest of it is

dary.

(aww. I’m kind of sad now.)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 28, 2008 11:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

+1

"Juan Cruz has Freddy Krueger stuff. Welcome to Elm Street." -- Mark Grace

by DbacksSkins on Apr 28, 2008 11:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

+10

Don’t feel sad. Whenever I feel sad, I stop feeling sad, and feel awesome instead!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 28, 2008 11:37 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Somehow

I get the idea that we all have ADD tonight.

"Juan Cruz has Freddy Krueger stuff. Welcome to Elm Street." -- Mark Grace

by DbacksSkins on Apr 28, 2008 11:38 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Awesome Diamondback Domination?

We’re going to have that all season, brother.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 28, 2008 11:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Dunno.

But I have it, so I know what I’m talking about.

"Juan Cruz has Freddy Krueger stuff. Welcome to Elm Street." -- Mark Grace

by DbacksSkins on Apr 28, 2008 11:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh shoot....

....I must be contagious!!

"Juan Cruz has Freddy Krueger stuff. Welcome to Elm Street." -- Mark Grace

by DbacksSkins on Apr 28, 2008 11:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Well I was "infected" a while ago

So we may never know who patient zero is!

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 28, 2008 11:41 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

The Infected!!

AHHHH!!!!!!

"Juan Cruz has Freddy Krueger stuff. Welcome to Elm Street." -- Mark Grace

by DbacksSkins on Apr 28, 2008 11:42 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Feels pretty good to be a gangsta D-backs fan.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 28, 2008 11:39 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

They're the same thing, G.

"Juan Cruz has Freddy Krueger stuff. Welcome to Elm Street." -- Mark Grace

by DbacksSkins on Apr 28, 2008 11:40 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Ahaha nice.

by snakecharmer on Apr 28, 2008 11:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

I eated the purple berries!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 28, 2008 11:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

It says I cho-cho-choose you

and it has a picture of a TRAIN on it.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 28, 2008 11:33 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Does soco need to be cut off?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 28, 2008 11:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Too much soy sauce for me

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 28, 2008 11:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

or cut?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 28, 2008 11:31 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Oh no no no

Youz steppin’ the wrong neighborhood here. What makes you dink I won’t cut you?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 28, 2008 11:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

hotclaws: Always ready for a good shivving

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 28, 2008 11:32 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

Picture yourself and a modem that's cable,

with round the clock news and Diamondbacks blogs…
Somebody texts you, you answer quite slowly,
The girl with the cool avatar….

Cable in the sky with diamonds….

by dahlian on Apr 28, 2008 11:34 PM EDT to parent up   1 recs

Wow...can't touch that

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 28, 2008 11:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

+1

for cleverness.

"Juan Cruz has Freddy Krueger stuff. Welcome to Elm Street." -- Mark Grace

by DbacksSkins on Apr 28, 2008 11:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

THEY SEE HIM ROLLIN

THEY HATIN

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 28, 2008 11:34 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

So one out...

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 28, 2008 11:33 PM EDT   0 recs

Haren still dealing.

And still just a shade over 80 pitches. Could go eight.

by Azreous on Apr 28, 2008 11:33 PM EDT   0 recs

I was going to post something about the game

but it felt kinda out of place

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 28, 2008 11:33 PM EDT   0 recs

Apparently the game is still going

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 28, 2008 11:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

That's okay.

Just take the last play and blame Turambar for it. You’ll be back on track.

Ex: Sure, the Astros went down 1-2-3 in the 7th. But Haren could have gotten out of it in even fewer pitches if not for Turambar.

Done and done.

by Azreous on Apr 28, 2008 11:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

JR

Vaguely looks like Sailor Moon.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 28, 2008 11:35 PM EDT   0 recs

wut!?!?!

"Troops in desperate straights know no fear. Where there is no escape, they stand firm; When they have entered deep, they persist; When they see no hope, they fight." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 28, 2008 11:35 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs

J.R. Towles?

I was thinking a bit more Simon Pegg.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 28, 2008 11:36 PM EDT to parent up   0 recs