Gameday Thread #24 Overflow: 4/26 vs. Padres
Dbacks 6, Padres 7, top of the 7th.
Carry on.
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Still tied!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I thought
I’m your boys?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Oh but you have to learn
You are sharing me with Byrnes and CoJack. OH! And Mike Green and Brooks Laich of the Capitals.
I can’t help it. :)
I have been colonized.
The Capitals, really?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Why the Caps?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Well, that's better than her following me
and being a Sabres fan.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Well...
The mature rational answer is probably because I like the turnaround and the fact that they seem to really enjoy the game. And that my friend got me into them.
The petty answer is cause Brooks Laich and Mike Green are balls of adorable dipped in cute Canadian accents. ;)
I have been colonized.
I was gonna say....
you’re not a DC native, are you? I’m the one who should be a Caps fan!!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I have family in Chevy Chase
And if I ever become a bajillion-aire I love DC, but beyond that nope. :) Not from DC.
(I am from Sioux City, Iowa, I have no hometown teams. :D)
I have been colonized.
You and me at DC
it’s going to happen.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Chevy Chase, eh? Swanky.
I was born in Fairfax.
We can live out there, if you want.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Anything you want.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
and MINE
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
carry on my wayward son
there’ll be peace when you are done
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:14 PM EDT reply actions
CoJack
ties the game.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Come on Reynolds, don't strike out.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
He didn't catch the "don't".
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
All even
now we need relievers that won’t blow.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Got another strikeout
The Mad Scientist is playing with fire, though.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
He's been
pretty damned decent this year, the last inning excepted.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
VIVA VIAGRA
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Juice has cooled of a bit recently
hitless in the last 2 games
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:20 PM EDT reply actions
Upton?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
yeah sorry
that nickname just fell out of then air.
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
thin**
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Can we not nickname him after OJ Simpson?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
he's falling down the fantasy OF board
I think I may have jinxed him
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:21 PM EDT up reply actions
Salazar is in for Upton
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MUSTANG SALLY gets the catch
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Well, that Medders gamble worked
and I still hate you Jeannie.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
well that was nice
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:23 PM EDT reply actions
1-2-3 for Medders
Why couldn’t we have gotten that last inning?
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
Because then we’d take 1-2-3 innings for granted?
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 26, 2008 6:24 PM EDT up reply actions
But they're like sunsets!
Each one wonderful in their own way….
As long as it is our pitchers getting them, that is.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
So should I make a joke about McFadden
playing in Oakland, or would that be uncouth?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
too easy
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:25 PM EDT up reply actions
?
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 26, 2008 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
football
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions
Is that who they drafted? I only watched a bit of “Draft Day, Baby!”. Enough to see that Chris Long looks like Eric Byrnes, and that the Broncos drafted a Bronco.
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 26, 2008 6:27 PM EDT up reply actions
Darren McFadden has personal problems
so him going to Oakland is a terrible idea. Might as well go to Hotlanta.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Oh is he the guy who already has some kids and his mother is a crack addict and two of his brothers are in gangs.
Cuz he’d fit right in.
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 26, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
the very same
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:29 PM EDT up reply actions
he's not
he’s been affiliated with his brothers in several run ins with the law.
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
I’m kind of surprised the Broncos didn’t draft him.
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 26, 2008 6:32 PM EDT up reply actions
Or the Bengals.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
That's your second Sports Night reference
So you MUST be a fan. :D
by snakecharmer on Apr 26, 2008 6:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Draft Day baby!
I made myself one of those shirts.
by snakecharmer on Apr 26, 2008 6:37 PM EDT up reply actions
That was 4 Corners Fan- it’s family tradition to call each other on Draft Day with that. =)
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
OH okay hehe. Well I knew I caught the reference, but I figured it was so generic I wasn’t sure. Mighty BENGALS is pretty specific tho.
by snakecharmer on Apr 26, 2008 6:41 PM EDT up reply actions
that's an understatement
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Haha YAY!
I’m so glad to find another fan, I thought we were going extinct!
by snakecharmer on Apr 26, 2008 6:38 PM EDT up reply actions
She likes anything Sorkin, really
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YES!
My favorite show, ever. :)
I wonder if it is the reason that I can get into sports in general. I just picture Dan and Casey talking about it.
I have been colonized.
Yay! It's my second favorite ever
West Wing became my favorite. :)
Aahh I miss Dan and Casey!
by snakecharmer on Apr 26, 2008 6:39 PM EDT up reply actions
the bengals team bus
is actually property of the Cincinnati penal system
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
It's already orange
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Hell, any NFL team
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
So while I have you all here
what’s the thoughts on the fantasy team recap? Yes? No? Waste of my time and yours? Be honest
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:25 PM EDT reply actions
Honestly
I skip it every time because I’m not in the league I could care less about fantasy sports. Anytime one of my co-workers tries to talk to me about their fantasy team I just zone out. That being said, I just scroll on by because it doesn’t have to do with me. I bet if I was in the league though I’d want to read it.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
well its not necisarily a recap
its more of a comparison of our guys in the real world versus the fantasy world
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh that one
well, don’t let me stop you. I’m just not a fantasy fan.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
well if no one cares for it
i’m not going to bother. It’s just the site was down for a few days and I panicked
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:30 PM EDT up reply actions
Probably you should poll the people who actually have the fantasy teams, because those of us who don’t are messing with the results.
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 26, 2008 6:33 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Damn is he short
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Yay!!
It’s the Little Unit!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I thought Petit was the Little Unit?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
No.
There’s a difference between the Petit Unit and the Little Unit.
Augie Doggie is just the Little Unit.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Too many units!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Well until he grows a few inches, he'll just have to deal with it.
Take that as you will.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
You have to be kidding me
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Aw, man
Are we going to have to put up with Trevor Hoffman next inning?
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
I hope it's Old Man Hoffman
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I hope so.
Hells Bells never sounded so good.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
1 away
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
C'mon Qualls, get this guy.
It’s Scott Hairston. He sucks.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Upton is out injured?
Man, this game hasn’t been the greatest.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
The only way the Padres beat us is by injuring us
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Yeah.
Padres need to SUFFER, tomorrow.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I think a win today would help
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I wouldn't mind
just beating them today, and then making them suffer tomorrow.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
It looked like
he had a cramp or something. It looks pretty hot and humid too, so
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Hot? Really?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
yeah,that's what they're saying
and slight sprain for Micah
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
Called strikeout
Hairston still has no hair
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
The emperor has no clothes.
Just saying.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Scotty watches K 3.
Niiiice.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnngggg
out
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:42 PM EDT reply actions
Whew!
As a groundball pitcher like Qualls, how the hell do you get a flyout that deep??
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
AWESOME catch by CY, though.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Hey!
Martian Popper Thing!
PS—I hate Macs. Mostly because of those commercials.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I don't have problems with Macs though I wouldn't ever buy one
but the commercials are really annoying and condescending.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Yeah
They tend to cost 10% more. I suppose they’re better for people who don’t know anything about computers, though….
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I would be offended
but it is pretty much true. I
Also, student discount leveled the playing field for me.
I have been colonized.
I love lamp.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I love lamp!!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
They're better for people who don't want to struggle with computers
I sure know a helluva lot about computers and I hate PCs.
by snakecharmer on Apr 26, 2008 6:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I like PCs
but XP is pretty much the finest Windows OS yet. Not sure how I’d feel with Vista.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Vista doesn't feel any different for me
it’s not groundbreaking, it seems to be just a bunch of small changes.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I use Fedora 8 at work
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Damn, Young pops up.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Trevor Hoffman? Pitching in a non-save situation?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Damn good play by McAnaulty
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Yeah, dammit.
:-\
Robbed Byrnesie.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Okay CoJack
you can do this. I have the right guy this time, right?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Infield single by O-Dawg
Take that, Sailor Moon.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I wouldn't argue with a HR,
but a double here still gives us the lead.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
We just need the inning to keep going
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Poop
now all we can hope for is extra innings.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
If you need me,
my head will be firmly staring at the computer screen. My heart can’t take close games.
I have been colonized.
I'll keep that in mind.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
First one down
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K to start off
I’m going to have to go soon, so I’d like a quick inning here and an outburst of runs in the top of the tenth…
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
That's two
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Sally
almost ran over somebody’s Dawg.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
And that's three
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Budwesier is still not a premium beer
and she’s still not hot.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Great minds, soco.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I most definitely would NOT give her a good tip.
Crappy bartender makes dumb jokes about shitty beer.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
FYI
“Major League” is on ESPN Classic tomorrow night; if you want to miss watching the LAAs of A and the Tigers.
It's like living with a six-year old.
Oooh, absolutely
I’ll mute it during the stupid romance sub-plot.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
That dinner party scene
is cringe-inducing.
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 26, 2008 7:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Hey!
Wait a second!! Avodart was NOT the first country to reach the moon!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Sweet!
Glendon Rusch sucks!!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Come on, Sally!
Some extra bases would be welcome.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
Answer:
They can’t.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Come on, this isn't Rockies-Padres here
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
ARGH!!
Stupid NASCAR….
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Okay, I gotta go
Get some runs for me, guys, I’ll check in again in a bit…
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
Bring back sushi?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
No sushi this time. Possibly pie, though. I don’t know quite what the evening holds for us.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
Oh pie
how I love thee.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Doesn't Pie
play for the Cubs?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
But I like pie, uncapitalized
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
NOOOOO
WHERE’S MY HD!?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
WHERE'S MY BASEBALL!?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Oh
There it is.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I had to switch to the non-hd channel
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Ditto.
Hows the missus handling it?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
It came back on the HD
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Hmmm....
Not sure how to take that.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Ooo
I am a total geek?
Also.. um. Fan Music Videos. I forget that not everyone is my geeky.
Horrible music, bad effects but they serve to distract me well. :D
I have been colonized.
No no no it's cool.
I got it. I’m jw whether that’s helping.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
So...
do you have like a sister, or something, who really likes baseball as well??
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I am going to concede this to soco
I do have a sister. I think she might like baseball. But she might also be the devil. ;)
I have been colonized.
Hey don't bring me into this.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Oh well.
I’ll just stick with you, then.
Unless I could pull some kinda “Taming of the Shrew” shit.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Okay, Slaten
don’t screw us.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Slaten scares me silly
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
He IS Sinister.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Iguchi!!
Super Fun Happy Hour!!!!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Oh yeah, Reynolds gets the lead runner!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
He's no CoJack,
That’s for sure.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
CoJack has looked pretty good this year on defense.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Thank you Chris Young!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
You mean
some RUNS!!! ?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
‘deed I do.
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 26, 2008 7:17 PM EDT up reply actions
You got it!
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 26, 2008 7:20 PM EDT up reply actions
No, no, no
LET’S GET SOME RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNZ
/Def Sutton
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Dan Haren?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
He ain't no Micah Pwnings.
But I still like it. Shows that he’s a team guy.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
There's only one guy left on our bench
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Why the hell
do you try to pickoff the pitcher on first??
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Maybe he didn't know what he wanted to pitch?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
It's on Byrnes now
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I absolutely LOVE
that Franchise Comparison. I hope GLB saw it.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
They were too busy
comparing Myspace layouts
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
That's probably true
since they’ve probably long since given up on this game.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Do they even know a game is on?
They’re probably watching the American Idol Rewind
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
He's on!
Come on O-Dawg
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Hudson takes a hack to stay alive
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Poop.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Or Pop Up!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
That's like
a combination between poop and J Up
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Look!
A GLB poster!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Where?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Just a second ago.
Playing in the sand.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Oh, missed that.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Oh, ye of little faith.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Yes, exactly.
And since we’re batting in the top of the innings, it’s relevant.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
That's not relevant
it’s stupid.
In a tie game you use your best available pitchers as early as possible. Saving them for the save is just mind-numbingly short-sighted.
You have more room to give pitching with a lead than you do pitching with a tie. Why would you want your less effective pitcher in there?
That's not the problem
seeing as we’re not scoring any runs.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Why does our inability to score runs,
make the bad bullpen management any less bad?
Seasons can be won or lost on the margins. Small negative e.v.s may be inconsequential or it can add up to a loss.
For want of a nail…
It's not really an issue
seeing as we can’t score runs right now. Who cares about the pitchers because we haven’t scored the runs to win the game.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
One down
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Two done with a great play by Hudson
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
OH!!
And the Dawg absolutely ROBS Giles.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
That lady is pretty hot, but she ain't picking up any Jewish guys
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Dunno.
My buddy Brent Morowitz is a HUGE bacon fan.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Okay, for serious now
LET’S GET SOME RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNZ!!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I HATE this commercial.
Stupid and annoying. You can keep your damned stupid flavored water.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Until the last two words, you described about 90% of all commercials.
The worst, up here, are the anti-smoking ads. I almost want to start smoking, just to spite them.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
True.
Yeah, I follow the South Park “if people wanna smoke, then let them” line of thinking.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
What's with all these pop-outs?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
And yet another strikeout
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Mustang Sally gets on
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I think we’re going to have to start withholding that until he does something good.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
Just change the first two letters to a b
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
So "walk-ooooooooooooooooo?"
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Drew's trying for a home run
how about just getting on?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Poop again.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Put me in coach!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I'm ready to play
today
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
This game may go until tomorrow
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Second pop-out
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
And a third pop-out
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
This TGIF guy is a total douche.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Like I said before
I like his show, but he definitely comes off as a tool.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Okay, let's try this again
Some runs!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
nice photoshop
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 7:46 PM EDT up reply actions
IDFAWTC
DF for “Definitely Fucking”
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
1-2-3 for the Petit Unit
Now, gentlemen, to the topic at hand: defeating the Padres. I propose we bring about their fall by scoring runs, and preventing them from doing the same. All in favor?
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
We didn't second the motion!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
It is necessary.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
No one even seconded the motion to accept them, so they are obviously not necessary.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
So then asking people to vote on it isn't necessary
have to follow parliamentary procedure all the way or not at all.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I dunno as we have a quorum here,
since I’m the only admin. Jenny’s taking a nap.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
We'll have to assume
as we don’t know how many members we have at the Snakepit.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
267, I believe.
But 3 admins.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I take it back.
252. Just checked.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
So then no, we're not anywhere near quorum
we could set up a committee.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Well, this is not a real democracy.
The members and the authors have merely an advisory role.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I propose
we start punishing them for swinging by beaning them.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
A counter-proposal: that we punish the baseballs for being thrown by Padres pitchers by hitting them very, very far.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
Seconded.
All in favor?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Aye
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 26, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
There was no discussion
We would need 2/3rds vote in favor of skipping discussion to vote on the issue.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Wasted AB there
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
“Ten-ginormous” is the latest large number from a 3-year-old I love.
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 26, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions
And I thought you were leaving?
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 26, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Did you at least
bring us some pie?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
No, sorry
I can’t promise pie. I can bring you back techno, if you want.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
Dude
I don’t want techno. I want pie.
Or sushi.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
You want
you a la mode?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Its even worse when they foul out or strikout
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Medders gave up the lead, that’s what, and we only managed to tie it up the next inning. Squat since.
Never was close to a blowout
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Medders
was given a one run lead, pitched two innings, and gave up one run. I don’t blame him as much as you do.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
CoJacks
under eye make up is running and it makes him look like he just had a good cry.
I have been colonized.
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS COJACK BUT THE CURE
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Tadahito Iguchi!!
SUPER FUN HAPPY HOUR!!!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I hate you for jinxing that
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
It jinxed HIM until THAT ab.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I don't need your excuses
you’re dead to me. DEAD TO ME.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Doesn't matter.
I’ll still take his woman. Might as well take my money.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
At least one person is happy around here
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
True,
Why would we want to go out with our pitchers on the mound when we can save them for the future.
You know, it’s like saving Carlos Zambrano for game four.
Because
Tony Peña’s had SUCH a great year so far.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Why do you people
keep using small sample-size year-to-date numbers to (try to) prove which players are comparatively better?
Do you honestly believe that Petit is a better pitcher than Pena? Are you really willing to base this decision on the ten innings that Pena has thrown this season?
If he’s a better pitcher than he needs to be your first option out of the bullpen. You use your best pitchers while there’s still a game left to be played.
Because
when a guy’s in his second year in the pros, the results of the current year may be a lot more reliable and predictive than his rookie year. Do I think Petit’s a better option than Peña? No. But based on results thus far, I don’t necessarily think there’s as big a gap as you seem to. Given that, I would say that, since Petit’s our long guy, choosing him to come in an extra innings game was the right idea.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Exactly,
Petit is the long man. The long man should be the last man out of the bullpen because you know that you’re going to have to ride him into the ground.
You can expect reliever’s performance to degrade over time. It’s overly simplistic, but imagine that inning by inning Pena manages to pitch Good, Fair then quickly drop off the face of the earth. Petit on the other hand is likely to go Fair, Fair, average and then further down from there.
Once you throw your long reliever in there, it’s done. You pretty much have to stick with him until either we lose or get a lead. You have roughly a three or four inning gap where you have to win the game or you’re going to be throwing a gassed long reliever out there to go throw the lineup a second time.
The only logical move is to take those two innings from short reliever NOW, while it’s still relevant, and hope to elude your long man’s inevitable collapse a bit longer.
You wouldn’t do that with your set up
I'm going to go drown my sorrows in sliders
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
That's it. I'm ordering a pizza.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
BLAH.
Fuck it, Dude. Let’s go bowling.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Huh.
Been hiking most of the day, and I come back to this mess. Interesting.
On the plus side, it was less painful just seeing the final score.
Dammit.
How come you got to recap the win, and I have to recap the loss?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Okay, I just got home from work. I took a glance through the box score. Was this game as crazy as the box score indicates?
Two questions. 1. Is Owings really hurt? 2. Did we really use Danny Haren as a pinch hitter??
Two answers.
1) He seems to think it’s just an annoying little sprain, nothing too major. No word yet on his next start or anything from what I’ve seen.
2) Yep. Considering the way Diamondbacks starters have handled the bat so far this year, I suppose it’s not too much of a shocker. I’ve been pleasantly surprised with Haren’s ability at the plate after being in the AL, though.
Remember
that Danny Haren DID start his career in the NL, with the Cards.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'm aware.
Randy Johnson also started his career in the NL. I’ve not really noticed him raking over the years, despite his .250 average to start this season.
Hell, Haren’s hitting below .100 lifetime, including this season. But he still seems to at least be fairly competent at the plate.
Hmm.
Currently in Yahoo’s recap:
“The Padres had leads of 4-0 and 5-2 before Arizona scored in the fifth on a two-run triple by Orlando Hudson and added two more runs in the sixth, including an RBI double by pitcher Micah Owns, for a 6-5 lead.”
That's a misprint.
Should say “Micah Pwns”.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions
Evening, folks
Looks like this was an interesting game,, shall we say – Azreous always seems to get the recaps with no shortage of material! Of course, I’d be happier with a 13-inning win, but once you hit extra innings, it’s basically a crap-shoot. Nice to see Micah go 3-for-3, less happy to see him go over his ankle, but it seems (hopefully) not too bad.
My day, meanwhile, was fun. Spoke to a lot of film-makers about screening their films at the Phoenix Fear Film Festival, ate Chinese food in Chinatown, and was very careful to stay out of the Californian water. Mind you, I think that was down near San Diego, and I note that the shark didn’t actually eat the guy. It seems that even sharks have more taste than to bother with a Padres fan. [Yes, I read some of the latest posts over at GLB… Looks like any ceasefire is gone…]
Anyway, about to head off and drink heavily. Look forward to the Azreous recap, and will get tomorrow’s Gameday Thread up in the morning… Thanks!
Whoa....
Azreous is writing this recap? I thought I was….
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 27, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions
My bad
It’s you – I’ve been confused by the days of the week this entire trip.
We’re ready when you are. :-)
by Jim McLennan on Apr 27, 2008 1:16 AM EDT up reply actions
Yup!
Walk, man!! Walk with pride!! GLB has taken their ball and gone home!!!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 27, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions
Where we we banned from GLB
and why? Do you have to have a Myspace account to join GLB now?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Not heard anything
I imagine he would be the likely call-up if Micah’s departure necessitated a call-up, but I don’t think/hope this will prove necessary.
by Jim McLennan on Apr 27, 2008 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions
Ah, and here we go. Nick Pierco today confirms that Scherzer was indeed called up. Good news though. It looks like it was Petit being sent down, not Micah on the DL.
Oooh! Interesting! Thanks for the head’s up!
by snakecharmer on Apr 27, 2008 2:16 PM EDT up reply actions
I have returned
Got to see two of my good friends for the last time before we move, got to dance, got to flirt with a couple of my cute, female friends, got to have pie- the extra is in my fridge for whoever wants to drive up here for it. So, all in all, I can’t feel too broken up about a single loss. Tomorrow, good ladies and sirs, is another day. A day in which the Azz Diamondbacks, our favorite baseball squadron, will play another game. And so it continues.
Also, I don’t seem to have been banned from GLB. Did I do something wrong? Or not wrong enough?
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
You may have found it...
Here, and just been underwhelmed by the innocuous nature of it all. When “Go put on a purple and teal throwback jersey with no sleeves and get into a car crash please,” doesn’t apparently count as being “a jerkface”, it’s kinda hard to see how anything I wrote merited banning. kishi appears to have dodged the Stalinist purge…for the meantime. ;-)
by Jim McLennan on Apr 27, 2008 11:23 AM EDT up reply actions
I always enjoy...
when the mentally declined fail to come up with a suitable response to a valid argument, so instead it’s “you like a certain team so go kill yourself.”
Smell the logical fallacy in the air.
That caused mass bannings?
Oh the damage we can do, if that’s all it takes. I can’t wait for July now.
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 27, 2008 2:06 PM EDT up reply actions

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