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Gameday Thread, #24: 4/26 vs. Padres

Arizona Diamondbacks at San Diego Padres, Apr 26, 2008 3:55 PM EDT


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Micah Owings
RHP, 4-0, 2.42

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Justin Germano
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Couple of thoughts on yesterday's game. Good to see Johnson back in full effect; just like last year, it took a couple of starts for him to reach his full efficiency. But now he's apparently done so, I am optimistic we can look for him to be around the same level as he did there - over starts #4-9 last season [the half-dozen before his final abortive outing], he had a 2.02 ERA, with opponents batting just .186 against him. If he can get anywhere near that level consistently, our rotation will probably go from being the best in the NL to being the best in the majors.

Conor Jackson got hit by the Padres, something which the Padres post-game host, Bob Scanlan, strongly approved: "You've got to send a message, not just to Conor Jackson but to that entire Arizona Diamondback ball club.  You want to swing hard like that?  Do it against the Dodgers.  Do it against the Giants.  Go ahead and swing like that against the Colorado Rockies, but you aren't going to do it here against the San Diego Padres here in Petco Park." O RLY? It's nice to see the Padres still appear to enjoy Neanderthal baseball. We'll just continue to win: only 23 games played and we're 8.5 up on San Diego, whose record is now better only than Washington in the entire league. Yeah, I guess they haven't got much else to hang on to.

Still, if we're going to retaliate, Micah Owings is the man to do it - no qualms about pitching inside, and unlikely to take well to someone hitting a team-mate. However, the best retaliation would be to continue mowing down the feeble Padres line-up, and extend our lead over them even further. Be interesting to see if we put out a full-strength lineup today: yesterday's win was with just about every backup we can muster out there, with Ojeda, Burke and Montero all starting. The absence of Byrnes for a second straight day was surprising, but it appears he is suffering from leg problems: 

He sat out and revealed that he has been bothered by what he termed "leg issues" since the beginning of Spring Training... The injury, which apparently involves both of his hamstrings, likely will not heal until he's able to take a prolonged rest -- and that won't happen until the end of the season. Byrnes said he accepts that he will have to play the rest of the season with discomfort.

We'll see how this works out: playing through pain is one thing, but if it leads to a dropoff in actual production, we might be better off DL-ing him and giving him the time he needs to recover. For the moment though, he should be back in there today, so we'll monitor the situation going forward.

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Did anyone read the AP recap of last night's game?

They referred to the Padres as having a “popgun offense”. LOL!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 1:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

That would explain why their fans and announcers think they only way they can respond to something the other team does is by hitting them with a pitch. You know, instead of going out and getting hits.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 1:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Help

Excuse me, but is there some law against swinging hard? Someone please explain to me (not the most knowledgeable baseball fan around) why you’d hit a guy for swinging hard.

by TwinnerA on Apr 26, 2008 2:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Only

because it was working for us, but not working for them. :-P

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 2:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because one of our players did it, and they’re frustrated at losing so much.

The team that laid down a bunt to break up a perfect game doesn’t have much room to talk about the “unwritten rules of baseball,” in my opinion.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 2:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They disagree:

Tradition

Have you no appreciation for baseball’s traditional unwritten rules? You probably think sharpening spikes isn’t cool. You need one right in the earhole to wake you up. Here’s something that does not violate baseball’s unwritten rules: Ben Davis trying to bunt for a single when an AZ pitcher has a no-hitter going.

by Enzo Hernandez on Apr 26, 2008 11:40 AM MST

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 2:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again: they did it, we didn’t, so it’s okay.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 2:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We retaliate the right way, not the wrong way --

by kicking your ass and running up the score.

Not that I’ll shed any tears today if Micah beans a few Padres.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 2:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You stay classy, San Diego!

Hitting someone for “swinging hard”?? Was that Scanlan’s strategy when he pitched in the majors? No wonder he is hosting a post-game show these days…

by IndyDBack on Apr 26, 2008 2:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone should tell Scanlan that, when it comes to hitting CoJack with a pitch, the Padres are still trailing the Dodgers.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good to see Johnson back in full effect; just like last year, it took a couple of starts for him to reach his full efficiency. But now he’s apparently done so, I am optimistic we can look for him to be around the same level as he did there – over starts #4-9 last season [the half-dozen before his final abortive outing], he had a 2.02 ERA, with opponents batting just .186 against him.

The scary thing about last night’s game is that I don’t feel that RJ is all the way back just yet and he still was pretty dominant. His fastball was in the 90-92 range most of the night and from what I saw he hit 94 a few times. His slider isn’t moving as much as it has in the past and still looks more like the slider he was throwing in his first few starts last year. Just wait ‘til he gets it all going!

by foulpole on Apr 26, 2008 2:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He actually

topped out at 96; during the mid innings he was averaging 94 on his heat.

I didn’t really think we’d ever see Randy Johnson hit 96 again…

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 2:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WHINE!! STOP BEING SO MEAN TO US!!!!

Go back to AZ Snakepit

and take your friends with you, it’s very simple. I’m not sure how many times I have to ask you.

by jbox on Apr 26, 2008 12:07 PM MST

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I figure I’ve gotten all the amusement out of them that I can right now- though I did leave a few actual baseball comments, just to throw them off.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

The ceasefire is dead and buried. This is way more fun.

See, soco? Are you out there? Now THIS is why I hate the Padres, and their fans, so much more than the Rockies.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

In my (limited) experience, Gaslamp Ball seems to be the most adversarial and insular of all the NL West blogs.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're xenophobic, closed, and irrational.

They’re like the North Korea of SBN blogs.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don’t think we need to break into historical analogues of the NL West again. =)

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not historical.

It’s current. :-P

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It’s historical from the perspectives of some of Mark Reynolds’ home runs!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, I don’t know – if I were a Padres player, I think I’d like Scanlan’s theory of HBP. “You’ve got no right to hit me, mister pitcher – most of the time I don’t even swing... and forget about making contact, or – heaven forbid – getting on base.”

by peachy rex on Apr 26, 2008 3:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a funny feeling

that we may all find ourselves banned from GLB by this time tomorrow morning.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’ll weep softly into my better-things-to-do-with-my-time.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

See?

Dahlian’s snark comes in handy, sometimes:

I’m sorry,

I just saw an issue that was being discussed here and thought I would throw my two cents in. I don’t see where in this thread I started to engage in team-based trolling.

If you don’t want to get in a conversation the merits of revenge plunking with someone just because they root for a different team then wow, just wow.

by dahlian on Apr 26, 2008 12:29 PM MST

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+10 for Dahlian

I’d also enjoyed the comment at the end of the thread, where someone said we had a sense of entitlement, told us to put on a throwback jersey, get in a car crash, and die. I’m glad that meets the GLB sign-up request of “don’t be a jerkface.”

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm coming to the party this afternoon as well

it seems like a good time. :-)

Think we can post more on GLB than they do?

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh, I wouldn't bother

More enjoyment and less annoyance to be found elsewhere.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes.

Definitely get your $0.02 in. Maybe you should even reveal that you used to be known as Dodgerhater.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

was that my name?

I was just trying to figure that out. :-)

I just went into the war zone to check out the casualties, if they think we’re showing a sense of entitlement, then do they have something coming to them. Everyone was really mild in there. I can change that, not saying I will not saying I won’t.

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I don’t think they realize just how annoying and condescending we could be if we were trying.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a self proclaimed pro

at being a homer when I want to be. I can be quite dramatic.

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

In case anyone was wondering

what intelligent baseball communities have to say about the notion of plunking a batter for swinging too hard, go here.

There’s something beautifully tragic about GLB. It’s nice to know they’re there – like lobsters in a bucket.

by dahlian on Apr 26, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I loved this guy’s response: “What the is the message that’s being sent? “Swing hard and we’ll reward your hitters with free bases”? “

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks for the link.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eric Byrnes

Don’t go changing.

I am inexplicably sad that we are going to be with out Sutton and Gracie today. They are my favorite.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

soco's keys to the game

1) Watch said game
2) Try and get laptop to connect to internet
3) Dream of the wedding cake in two weeks
4) Try and get a hold of “the boys” to hang out tonight
5) Not commence any transactions today in the Game Thread
6) Dessert?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wedding cake?

Are you invited to our wedding?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s got free time now, he can cater.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent idea!

So long as he makes sure that there’s no pork on the cake. Or beef with cheese.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

CAKE

I think it is the only proper thing, I mean he did help pick out the cake. ;)

AND IT IS FANTASTIC! Bavarian cream with strawberries or Devil’s cake with White Chocolate Mousse.

(Wait, does this break the “talking about dessert” rule?)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA!!

I’ll FINALLY know what soco has for dessert!!

Of course, with my luck, it’ll probably be an off-day….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've got a shiny new 5 dollar bill

what’ll you give me for it?

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A shiny 1 dollar bill?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 3:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

have any illegitimate children?

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not yet

though my mom did once call me, leading off with “are there any illegitimate children I need to know about?”

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 3:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

how bout your mom?

how much do you want for her? Careful here this is a loaded question.

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You'll have to fight my step-dad

and I wouldn’t want to do that.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 3:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just curious if she was higher priced than mrs. soco

I recommend you don’t answer that. :-D

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed

I am already a little tender at the low sales price, if his mom was worth more it might bruise my fragile ego. ;)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

S'okay, baby.

You’re marrying a future Jewish lawyer, remember??

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aw yes!

Forgot, I win. :D

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What kind of crazy world do we live in

that Budweiser is marketed as a premium beer?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

They think Americans are idiots.

And…. beerwise, we generally are.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just beerwise?

I mean, look at our “leaders” (non-partisan, all-inclusive bashing here).

by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmmm...

Fair enough.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha!

Jupton just introduced Conor Jackson as “Freddy Prince, Jr” and introduced O-Dawg as “3-time gold glover Orlando Jones, Jr”, and Stephen Drew as “Stephen Daggumit Drew”.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I’d like to take this opportunity to thank my local Fox station for, once again, showing my the freaking Yankees.

Well, I’m off to get sushi anyway. I expect a five run lead when I get back.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SUSHI

Totally jealous.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Devin, we demand sushi!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got you some sushi...

But I ated it. =(

It was pretty good, though. I’ll miss that place.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because

there’s no sushi in Phoenix….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's plenty

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is, and I’m sure I’ll find somewhere to eat there, but I particularly liked this restaurant. It was just a little place and the owners were really friendly. It’s not so much the food as the environment that I’ll miss.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fair enough.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

There are lots of sushi places in Tucson. My husband and I go out for sushi on our anniversary most years.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I was gonna say, if there’s this much sushi in Tucson, there’s gotta be a ton in Phoenix.

Of course, it’s all made of tofu, because there’s no fish here….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not really

There are places here to go. Is it San Diego or Seattle or San Fran good? No, but there’s good for both fusion and Edo styles.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

so shall it be written so shall it be done

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're sent here by the chosen one?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well i had this weird dream last night

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh, sushi

how I love thee.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lead off double!

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Leadoff CY standup double.

Gotta love that.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wide K zone today

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone should tell the umpires

that PetCo is ALREADY a pitcher’s paradise—they don’t need anymore help.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I noticed that, too

As long as it goes both ways, the argument goes. Although, that argument is kind of weak to me. Being consistently bad isn’t a great defense, IMO.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Biffed that foul out attempt

not good defense for the Padres, there.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Byrnes' signature popout

just fell harmlessly next to Kooz and Sailor Moon.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Instead we get his signature sail through a pitch for a K

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

but that’s actually CY or Reynolds’ signature.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But he has a way of doing it that is entirely his own.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Advance the runner

now we need CoJack to get a hit here.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait,

CoJack growing a hitting beard?

I am not okay with that.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe he wants to play hockey

maybe for the Caps.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

*swoon*

Too much hotness on one team. It would not work out.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Danny Haren shaved his beard,

so CoJack’s growing one. Thus, the universe is complete.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

But... but...

Already with the ugly Byrnes pornstache, I think the Diamondbacks are over their freaky facial hair maximum for the year.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Babe

have you ever watched baseball? It says somewhere in the official rules that every team must have like 4 guys with weird facial hair at any one time. Otherwise, they get relegated to AAA.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fair point

But I think Byrnes is worth 2. That is the ugliest mustache since my high school boyfriend tried for one. ;)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmm...

fair enough.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not good

you get a leadoff double and can’t move him home?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

It's not terrible.

After all, this is only our first time thru the lineup.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, it's not the end of the world

but when you have a chance to score, you need to take it and not piss it away with strike outs.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn.

Leadoff double stranded.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad fundamental baseball

starting with that strikeout/almost foul out. It drives me mad.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

high P5

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jake Peavy? "your smokin'-hot San Diego Padres"??

The Monster from Mobile needs to get his head checked…

...then again, he also wants the FO to sign Kenny Lofton.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BUT WHERE WILL KENNY END UP!?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's in Japan, moron!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, he's in New York, no Cleveland!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

line out 3-1, nice play by CoJack to fall on that

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Conor Jackson,

defensive wizard.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

AS GOOD AS OWINGS WAS IN THE FIRST HALF

THAT’S HOW BAD HE WAS IN THE SECOND HALF

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

HEY

You comment stealer! See if I talk the rest of the game.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

You do not talk to her like that.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh please

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn, lined to the right field

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Weak P4 to end the inning

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Cinci!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

drop me a line if you plan on

heading over to GLB. I’ll come with.

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Are the Smash Bros back?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's

the Super Smash Bros, to you.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sorry

who are you two? I always like playing with Sheik, but King DeeDee is my backup.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a Bowser type guy

although when I feel like getting a cheap win I’ll be Snake

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bowser is insane when you get the FInal Smash

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always kinda

liked Kirby, just because he always makes me laugh.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

man I miss last year

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

::Briefly considers the baseball season::

Nope, I don’t.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah well that wasn't so great

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does San Diego

really refer to themselves as “America’s Best City”??

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Scottsdale refers to itself as "most liveable city"

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

that may actually be true.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's nice

but there are other places I’d rather be.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And another strikeout

I know it’s asking too much, but I wish the D”backs would cut down on that.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on DREEEEEEEEEEEEW

get this thing started!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Booo Drew. Boo.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:16 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And another strikeout

seriously guys, no more. No more unproductive ABs.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We're lulling them into a false sense of security

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, they need to stop that!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:17 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they're probably sufficiently lulled.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Budweiser is not a perfect beer

More at 11.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

any beer that calls itself "lite"

should be ashamed

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The only one "lite" is Miller

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

These "The Great American Lager" commercials

are not only moronic and annoying, but they’re making me hate Budweiser EVEN MORE…

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish the Big 3

would just stick to the idea that they’re cheap and easy. That’s why people buy them.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I would make a joke about your mom here

but it wouldn’t be wise.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its four am and you're already pretty gone

This Buds for you.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Free baserunner.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I feel so sorry for you guys

not having our British draught beer

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

There are plenty of great beers here

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We do,

if you go to certain bars.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I "don't" drink the Irish stuff

I definitely “don’t” like Killian’s Irish Red

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because

you definitely “don’t” have a fake ID?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I definetly don't have friends over 21

they “refuse” to buy alcohol

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's 18 here

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's why I'm going to study abroad

:-)

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, Irish isn't British, to be fair

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

but ours is best;-)

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i've heard that

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You do realize

that Killian’s IS brewed by Budweiser, right?? Like Rolling Rock these days…

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh well shit!

I’m glad I’ve never had it

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

For example,

Blue Moon is brewed by Coor’s. Difference is, Blue Moon is drinkable.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I "wouldn't" know

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

beer foamy,beer good

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha.

We plunked Sailor Moon. I don’t mind.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He drinks something pink

with a little umbrella in it.

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He’s a girl drink drunk?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes!

Kids in the Hall!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, Micah let's get this going

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You use this phrase often

I do not think it means what you think it means.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:21 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

great movie reference

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's doing not good? I'd like him to be good?

This isn’t astrophysics.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

okay

Micah gets me going

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Great move by CoJack to haul that in and stay on the bag.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Like I said,

defensive wizard.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

WIZARD

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

stop it chad

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

SILENCE, VILLAGE IDIOT!!

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ad hominum attacks won't help your anti-wizardry cause

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ugh, another free baserunner

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Make sushi from Iguchi

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's hope for a GIDP

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+5

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's a tall catcher.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He's

a pretty big unit.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

he can't score

he needs 6 shots

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Shaq?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oooo

Six shots.

... Wait, you are talking about something else.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Should'nt have brought up guns

they’re talking about a graasy knoll on KTAR

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Got a strikeout

now we just need to look for an easy out to escape this inning nil nil.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

big K

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap

big mistake there to let a run score off a pitcher’s single.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sad panda.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sexual Harassment Panda?

Or, Don’t Sue People Panda?

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Depends on the day?

I will go with Sexual Harassment today, as that would make most of the baseball players uncomfortable. ;)

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by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hah!

Okay.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit balls

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

There goes striking first.

S’okay.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Does that mean

according to their thinking, we’re obliged to hit the pitcher next at bat?

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah!!

How DARE the pitcher swing!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that really is embarrassing

when I pitcher gets an RBI. I understand it now

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh dear

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Owings needs to attack the batters

thats a big part of his success this season, instead of nibbling around the edges. Pound that inside.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:32 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

And you can afford to do it more in this stadium than any other.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:32 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he can do it at Chase or Coors

he can do it at Dog Food Park.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what she.... oh nevermind

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+100 million

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whoa.....

that was a ball? Really?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yet another walk

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Huh...

that was cool, miking up the ump, when he went out to talk to Micah.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

wanna give us a brief run down?

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Basically he just said

“I know you’re a quick worker, but we have a 2:25 break, longer than usual, because it’s on TV.”

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea. But it was weirdly synched

So I didn’t realize it was the ump until he was almost done.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

I kinda thought they had him dubbed as a joke.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well,

this is bad.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well there you go

you walk guys, you get screwed.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

screwed the pooch

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Walks will back to haunt you

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And more runs come in

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

See, Kouz?

See what you get for swinging??

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'd like to believe that's a retaliation for the CoJack hit last night

but it’s not.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

It’s not retaliation. It’s Micah.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know that, I'd just like to believe it is

but it’s not.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay, the Diamondbacks need productive at bats

none of this strikeout CIA crap.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:40 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Well, Micah was due for a rough game.

Maybe he’ll hit 4 HRs by himself.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Somehow I feel lucky that we got out of that with just 4 runs against us.

Okay, lets go. Get back on par, kay?

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

PetCo is like a par 3.

We’ve already bogied.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think the real question is

Can we just call a mulligan on that last inning?

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now that

is a capital idea.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weak dribbler for an out

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Owings has a chance to atone for his sins

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

here we go

Micah to the dish

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you!

Gets a one out single.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Micah

is such a beast.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BOMBS OVER PETCO

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

C-YA!

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I may have to borrow that...

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Feel free

I mean, whats mine is yours, right? ;)

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by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

So no pre-nup then?

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not for nicknames

I am giving like that. ;)

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by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Excellent.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

lol

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

AND....CY!!

Cuts the lead in half.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So which one of our guys will get HPB for that?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Byrnes.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chris Young to Mark Reynolds:

Anything you can do, I can do better.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

had a feeling that was coming but I didn't wanna jinx it

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like Byrnes is trying to tie this game by himself.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And there you go.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you gotta be kidding me

wasn’t that intentional?

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

was*

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hard to tell

I don’ think he would have gone after the leg but it might have gotten away from him.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ow.

Careful on Byrnesie.

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by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

This is turning into war

bets on who gets tossed first?

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Joe Torre

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

My vote...

was Jeff Kent. But I think Jeff Kent should be thrown out of every game on general principle.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll go with....

Micah. He’s big on backing up his teammates

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

How's the bullpen looking?

If so, then I say go for it. I’m not usually pro-retaliation. I think most of the “unwritten rules” are ridiculous. They’re basically dick-measuring contests. However, hitting a guy because he ””swings too hard,” then hitting the next batter after someone gets a home run? That’s a bunch of crap. Sometimes you have to draw the line. I’d rather they wait for the pitcher to come up, though. That’s why I like the NL—pitchers can’t bean hitters, then hide behind the DH.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, hey,

sometimes you just gotta measure your dick.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet Lou.

It’s ALWAYS Lou Piniella..

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Poop

GIDP, at least we got two back.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:51 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why are the Simpson and Family Guy still on?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:53 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Better question

How is King of the Hill still on?

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by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:54 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

question

do you two sit in the same room and talk to each other on here?

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Both

The more inappropriate comments are said a loud.

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by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is all very amusing...

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't hog the inappropriate comments

share them. I love inappropriate comments

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now I am going blank

But if I think of one, I will shoot it on out there. :D

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by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'll be here

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I know King of the Hill isn’t everyone’s tastes- my wife hates it- but I think it’s unfairly dismissed by some. It has some pretty good episodes.

My two favorite lines:

Bobby is asking Hank why men get treated differently than women sometimes, and Hank’s responds, “It’s called the double standard, son. Don’t knock it- we got the long end of the stick on that one.”

and

There’s a Renaissance Festival in town, and Dale shows up wearing a Star Trek-like uniform. He’s arguing with the woman at the ticket window, “It says ‘one dollar off with period costume.’ The future is a period!”

Yeah, it’s funny from time to time. But before all of these shows, I want to know: why has American Dad ever been on?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's Family Guy

but slightly less funny and with more political bashing.

I’ve been known to watch King of the Hill but I don’t think it’s that good a show.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

American Dad, I meant, is like FG.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It IS Family Guy

same basic parameters.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

More political humor.

That’s what I like about it.

Plus I like that Stan works for the CIA. I’ve got a couple friends who do gov’t intel work and they’re just like that.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why were they ever?

I’ve never liked any of Fox’s animated crap. Juvenile. Not funny. Repetitive. Wastes of time.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Futurama? Really?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope.

I didn’t watch very many episodes, but it never appealed to me. I just find all of the Fox series to be formulaic.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I consider Futurama to be one of the high points of American television.

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by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like

Family Guy and American Dad.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sailor Moon quickly behind 0-2

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And a strikeout

Hopefully this is the start of Micah getting it back together.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey guess what?

I don’t care about the NFL draft. If I cared about the draft, I’d go watch the NFL draft, but I don’t care, hence why I’m not watching the draft.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you

I thought it was just me.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It seems every year I dislike the NFL more and more

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's only

because you’re a Bills fan.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats unfortunate

I support the greatest franchise in all of sports

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pray tell?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Colts!

read my last fanshot

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh yeah, I remember that

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

West Indies Cricket Board?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Skins sure knows how to kick a guy when he’s down.

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by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

because the 4 Super Bowls just happened. I think I’ve come to terms with the fact that the Bills are a joke, and an easy one at that.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey --

they beat US last year, in the famous game where we only started 10 guys on defense after Sean Taylor was murdered.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

People say that

but it’s not like they just suddenly were a joke. It’s more because the talent is watered down amongst too many teams, there isn’t enough games in a season to truly differentiate between close teams (how many 8-8 teams do we need?), and a complete oversaturation in every media market, combine that with largely ignorant but loud fans, and yeah I’m not going to be a huge fan of the NFL.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

There we go, 1-2-3 inning.

Now lets get the lead!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh CoJack

Pretty AND talented.

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by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If we are going to vent about commercials

The King gives me nightmares.

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by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WAKE UP WITH THE KING

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really underestimated the creepiness.

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by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 5:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I LOVE...

...that commercial!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

ME TOO!

The little kid is creepy but ADORABLE and the look he gives kills me each time. :D

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by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 5:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What is this, LA

with the late fans?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on, J-Up!

Lets get some runs going.

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by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Evan Longoria

Come on, its a funny coincidence.

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by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 5:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

So we got a guy on off an error

very nice. Let’s do this, Upton, you’re a cashew!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on Drew!

AND I STILL DON’T CARE ABOUT THE DRAFT.

Though I do have a hockey game from earlier I TIvo’d that I need to watch.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Bad Drew!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frick.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 5:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Why would a gorilla attack him?

And how does Amp help?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

If you have to ask, you’ve obviously never faced a gorilla attack.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I never have

should I stock up on Amp?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

just in case

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’d check gorilla migration patterns first. We’ve been seeing increasing numbers of roving packs across the US- in two or three years, it might be mandatory that every citizen carries some Amp with them to fend off gorillas.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's true

my cousin said he had a run in with a gorilla who punched him in the face. Left a nasty shiner

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That lady won't be attracting any Jewish dudes

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

There you go Drew

one down.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ridiculous

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I would even go with

Ri-dunk-ulous

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by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 5:13 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Or ri-cock-ulous.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:14 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

"F"

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

D'oh

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by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

BAD HAIR ALERT WITH GILES

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright two outs

let sew this inning up and get some runs going.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:15 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

There we go

NOW LETS GET SOME RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNZ!!

/Def Suton

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:16 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TV People

Was that last strike on Adrian Gonzalez as ridiculously inside as it looks like it was?

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by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:17 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I kind of want XM

just for the baseball.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

We had it on a rental car a few years ago, and it was awesome.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

TGIFridays guy's

hair looks like Giles. Not a good look at all.

by TwinnerA on Apr 26, 2008 5:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love his show

but he kind of annoys me.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:18 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate these Mac ads

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:18 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I pretty much hate all Mac ads. In English, at least. I saw some of the Japanese ones that were pretty funny, even though I couldn’t understand the dialog.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:19 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

That generally makes it better.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me, too

I have to support Macs at work. I have never been so frustrated or overwhelmed than I have been since TUSD decided to buy MacBooks for some of the teachers. The teachers working on PCs go about their business, get their work done, have very little need for my help. The teachers with Macs need me every 2 minutes because the Macs won’t work properly. User-friendly, my butt. Give me a PC any day of the week-Linux, Windows, whatever-and I’ve got zero problems. These Macs are infuriating.

Besides, I like to customize my system—y’know, choose my own hardware. With a Mac, you don’t have that option. You have to take what Steve Jobs & Co decide you need. F that.

Do I even need to add the irritation inspired by the cult-like devotion of Mac users to the list? They’re even worse than Linux devotees. Mac users act like they are supporting the underdog against the Evil Corporation. Newsflash: Apple is a corporation. Jobs isn’t doing this out of his garage, folks, and he isn’t doing it for charity. At least Open Source users can genuinely state that they are working outside the corporate structure.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, Mrs. soco is a Mac enthusiast

though maybe not as bad as some.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am bi-platform

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guess

I can handle that.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Snyder

Did they say if he was under the weather or why he wasn’t starting, especially condiering he didn’t get the start last night?

by TwinnerA on Apr 26, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or the night before.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:20 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

BoMel said he wantedto get Miggy some at bats

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 5:25 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright C-Ya, you can do this.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

repeat of inning 3?

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

WP, advance that runner.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:22 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh strikeout

Hey, Jeannie! I hate you!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:23 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah! Owings is doin it and doin it and doin it well!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on, Byrnes!

You owe them for hitting you with a pitch!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

What's our comment count?

The ‘Pit is slowing down.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:24 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

A little under 350.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Weird

maybe ‘cos I had another tab at the XM site.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:28 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I went to make toast

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Walk

Now the Sheriff needs to make them pay.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:25 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

sheriff isn't up for a bit

or do you know something we dont?

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look up.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

who's up next?

srsly

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look up.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What am I thinking

Reynolds isn’t up.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just get a hit, O-Dawg.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:26 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Or a walk. Just get on base.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:26 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah!

That will score two!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

The Padres outfield

is still the greatest joke of all time.

by dahlian on Apr 26, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

There was a special on the HIstory Channel

about the world’s funniest joke. At the end they couldn’t answer it, but I think we just did.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsW9DO1k5-s

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was a sketch on Monty Python

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The History Channel special?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:31 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

A man walks into a talent agent's office, and says, "We're a family act, and we'd like you to represent us."

The agent says, “Sorry, I don’t represent family acts. They’re a little too old-fashioned.”

The man says, “But this is really special.”

The agent says, “Okay, well what’s the act?”

He replies, “Well, my wife and I come out on stage and she begins to sing the “Star Spangled Banner” while I take her roughly from behind. After a minute of this, my kids come out and begin to do the same, but my daughter’s singing the original “To Anacreon in Heaven” lyrics while my son performs #### on her.”

The agent looks uncomfortable, but the man continues, “Just when my daughter hits the highest note in the song, my son and I switch partners. He turns my wife around and gives her a #### before having her perform #### on him. When the song’s over and we’re both getting close, we all stop and lie down on the stage.”

The man smiles fondly as he recalls, “This is the best part: our dog then comes out on the stage, and he’s trained to lick each one of us in turn. He just goes right down the line, looking as happy as can be! We all get up and take a bow.”

He looks at the agent and says, “Well, that’s the act. What do you think?”

The agent just sits in silence for a long time. Finally, he manages, “That’s a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?”

“The San Diego Padres Outfield!”

by dahlian on Apr 26, 2008 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Funny because it's true.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:40 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey look

There is air in my lungs again.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

warning a bit inappropriate

http://youtube.com/watch?v=d6IHeqMa780

:-D

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

hehe.

I think that every time we play SD.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 5:29 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't like the Padres

but I love the city.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who let the Dawg out?

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 5:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

O-Dawg!

Two RBI triple!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:29 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah they did

they got old and crotchity.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:31 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

really quick inning

then maybe he can go another

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and I mean

really quick

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good job CY

See, THAT’S how you play Center Field

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:34 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn that was quick

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:35 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

who said it?

yeah I did. Still not sure if you throw him out there for one more though

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did too...

I’m just not quick enough.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice 1-2-3 inning

Micah’s at 90 pitches.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:36 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Can't imagine he'll get much more than another inning to work

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:37 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not unless the sixth goes surprisingly quickly.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um

If Micah were to be replaced by a reliever, can he still pinch hit?

by TwinnerA on Apr 26, 2008 5:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I don’t believe so.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Depends on how they do the switch

they could move him to a position, replace that other player with a pitcher as part of a double switch.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good hit by Reynolds

told you he would make them pay.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:38 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I believe you did

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Riddermark goes to war

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lead off single

Rally time!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:39 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Sorry, everyone.

Got a phone call from a woman. It’s just about the only thing that can draw me away from a Dbacks game.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:41 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I know. You used the land line.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We don't have one?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

She used mind control to get a neighbor to call him?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You've never used

a payphone?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's that?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mrs. soco is calling you?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:41 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Errrr......

no, of COURSE not…....

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Humor...

it’s a tricky thing in the land of the data packet.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who said I was being humorous??

I’m only denying it to soco…. wouldn’t want him to get any more pissed off that mrssoco and I are getting married….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:48 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two on, no outs

Let’s make this a big inning!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DREWWWWWW!!

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Pitching change

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:42 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Aw

I feel that, given a few more batters, Germano might have walked in a run for us.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was hoping he would pull a Valverde

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh goody

cause that bullpen is fantastic

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hairston!

He’s back!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:43 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hairston who has no hair!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:44 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Perfect bunt by Drew

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:44 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, D-Train!

I still hate you for stealing Webby’s ROTY award, but you’re also still a nice guy.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

???

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What's the question?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 7:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think Webb won out in the long run

though D-Train got a ring first.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me, too

Although, I was more upset that he got the All Star selection over Webb. I felt D-Train was very personable and got a lot of media attention, so he got picked. He had that funky release, he’s a nice guy, so ESPN loved him. Webb was quiet and played out West. IIRC, Webb had the better stats, especially before the break, which was all that mattered as far as the AS selection went.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I recall correctly, Webb had the edge on Dontrelle in most stats except the win-loss record.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Snyderman coming in to catch?!?

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:45 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nope, looks like Hammock

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:47 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love this team

They’re pinch hitting for Montero, and they’ll probably let Micah hit.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You know it!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

most definitely

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

And we're tied!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

TIED!

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 5:46 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice

Tie game again. Now how ‘bout an RBI, Micah?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:47 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Micah "The Babe" Owings!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

couldn't type it fast enough

what you said

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh no

Owings hopefully is okay

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Micah!

RBI double and a lead! Fantastic!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love Micah!!!

in a very manly non homosexual way. Not that there is anything wrong with that

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:49 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I love him

in a VERY homosexual way.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Again...

not that there’s anything wrong with that.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed. :)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

As a rec from a girl

The more you say things are “NOT” homosexual, the more homosexual it comes off.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't tell me that unicorns don't kick ass.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:51 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t make us banish you to GLB.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Look

just ‘cos a guy wants to buy a conversion van and paint a wizard riding a unicorn over a rainbow doesn’t mean he likes the Padres.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was a cheap shot right?

you didn’t mean, TELL ME YOU DIDN’T MEAN IT!

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

well I appreciate the recommendation

but you just interrupted me sculpting the guns, I don’t know if you heard but I just did 1000

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don’t tell me your not impressed. ;)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

STOP calling them your guns!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Clearly

since I mentioned “VERY homosexual”, I am the manliest hetero guy EVER.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

obviously

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well clearly :)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

You would know..

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

warning

I’ll post the very gay Spiderman next

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

he’s DEFINITELY homosexual.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope Owings just bruised himself

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Micah is such a beast.

Shame to get hurt.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:50 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Look guys, unicorns kick ass

just because GLB perverted them doesn’t change that fact. At least me and NPH know whats up.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:54 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

you leave Neil Patrick Harris out of this

you know damn well NPH wouldn’t do that

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

He likes unicorns

we all know this.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I’ll accept that they’re legen- wait for it… -dary!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dogshow

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:55 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I was telling Jenny last night....

....my love for Mark Reynolds isn’t really homosexual… it’s more Reynoldssexual.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

It’s not a matter of orientation. Mark Reynolds is just the kind of man who you can’t help but have a crush on him.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on, Medders

You don’t have a big lead you can fritter away, just get some outs pronto.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

And yet another free baserunner

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:57 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

man, come on medders

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

He needs to stop screwing around

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:58 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Speaking of love, I have none for Medders and never have and never will.

by TwinnerA on Apr 26, 2008 5:58 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Hairston!

How ‘bout a double-play ball for your old team?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll buy him a Jack in the Box taco if he does

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:59 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

We want to ENCOURAGE him

Not make him nauseous.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woah woah woah

Jack in the Box is delicious. This is a fact that everyone knows.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I must agree

with soco on this one.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 6:02 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I, as well

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 6:03 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's not that I'm against you.

It’s that I’m with the terrorists.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

They're vegetarian

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on Medders!!! You will definitely not get my couple for 2 free tacos from Jack dans la Boîte!

by TwinnerA on Apr 26, 2008 6:04 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow....

Hairston can’t even bunt properly….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 5:59 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You were saying?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pass me those words,

I feel like eating them.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 6:01 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was gutsy on 2 strikes

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

suck>:(

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 6:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Medders!

Knock it off, man! Get the outs!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 6:01 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Come on

don’t walk this douche.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 6:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Desperately hoping for a GIDP

is not a good strategy to get out of a 1 out jam.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 6:02 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

GIDP shrine candles are lit

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:03 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm praying to Cookie Monster

om nom nom nom nom!

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 6:04 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Deseperately needed strikeout

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Big K

One more, Medders, get out of trouble here…

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

DO NOT

lose this for Micah

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 6:05 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

You were saying?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Screw Micah

THINK OF THE CHILDREN!

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 6:06 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What children?

by TwinnerA on Apr 26, 2008 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me? ;)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our children?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 6:07 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was speaking more hypothetical

but sure. ;)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 6:08 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gee!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 6:10 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Medders pissed that one away

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 6:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

and he did. I hate him.

by TwinnerA on Apr 26, 2008 6:06 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Medders!

Bah. Bah and such.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 6:07 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

I'll never forgive him

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 6:09 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

Medders still terrible

more at 11.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 6:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

480+ comments.

Overflow thread is being prepared…

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 6:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Medders should only pitch when we have a 10-run lead.

by TwinnerA on Apr 26, 2008 6:08 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

out of it

perfect time for transition thread

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

At least that nightmare is over

It’s not over Diamondbacks, get back to hitting!

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 6:09 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Cla!

My favorite name for a relief pitcher ever.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 6:10 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Best name for a pitcher EVER:

“Boof Bonser”

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 6:11 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm partiall to

Rollie Fingers

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 6:12 PM EDT up reply actions   0 recs

What are the Suns champions of, precisely?

Getting bounced from the playoffs because they don’t play defense or use the bench?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 6:11 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Lead off double for the scurrying Byrnes

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 6:12 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Fundamental baseball

I love it.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 6:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeannie I still hate you

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 6:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Beep beep

Overflow thread now up.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 6:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Tied game!

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 6:13 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah, small ball

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 6:14 PM EDT reply actions   0 recs

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