Gameday Thread, #24: 4/26 vs. Padres
by Jim McLennan on Apr 29, 2008 12:43 AM EDT
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Couple of thoughts on yesterday's game. Good to see Johnson back in full effect; just like last year, it took a couple of starts for him to reach his full efficiency. But now he's apparently done so, I am optimistic we can look for him to be around the same level as he did there - over starts #4-9 last season [the half-dozen before his final abortive outing], he had a 2.02 ERA, with opponents batting just .186 against him. If he can get anywhere near that level consistently, our rotation will probably go from being the best in the NL to being the best in the majors.
Conor Jackson got hit by the Padres, something which the Padres post-game host, Bob Scanlan, strongly approved: "You've got to send a message, not just to Conor Jackson but to that entire Arizona Diamondback ball club. You want to swing hard like that? Do it against the Dodgers. Do it against the Giants. Go ahead and swing like that against the Colorado Rockies, but you aren't going to do it here against the San Diego Padres here in Petco Park." O RLY? It's nice to see the Padres still appear to enjoy Neanderthal baseball. We'll just continue to win: only 23 games played and we're 8.5 up on San Diego, whose record is now better only than Washington in the entire league. Yeah, I guess they haven't got much else to hang on to.
Still, if we're going to retaliate, Micah Owings is the man to do it - no qualms about pitching inside, and unlikely to take well to someone hitting a team-mate. However, the best retaliation would be to continue mowing down the feeble Padres line-up, and extend our lead over them even further. Be interesting to see if we put out a full-strength lineup today: yesterday's win was with just about every backup we can muster out there, with Ojeda, Burke and Montero all starting. The absence of Byrnes for a second straight day was surprising, but it appears he is suffering from leg problems:
He sat out and revealed that he has been bothered by what he termed "leg issues" since the beginning of Spring Training... The injury, which apparently involves both of his hamstrings, likely will not heal until he's able to take a prolonged rest -- and that won't happen until the end of the season. Byrnes said he accepts that he will have to play the rest of the season with discomfort.
We'll see how this works out: playing through pain is one thing, but if it leads to a dropoff in actual production, we might be better off DL-ing him and giving him the time he needs to recover. For the moment though, he should be back in there today, so we'll monitor the situation going forward.
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Did anyone read the AP recap of last night's game?
They referred to the Padres as having a “popgun offense”. LOL!!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Help
Excuse me, but is there some law against swinging hard? Someone please explain to me (not the most knowledgeable baseball fan around) why you’d hit a guy for swinging hard.
Only
because it was working for us, but not working for them. :-P
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Because one of our players did it, and they’re frustrated at losing so much.
The team that laid down a bunt to break up a perfect game doesn’t have much room to talk about the “unwritten rules of baseball,” in my opinion.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
They disagree:
Tradition
Have you no appreciation for baseball’s traditional unwritten rules? You probably think sharpening spikes isn’t cool. You need one right in the earhole to wake you up. Here’s something that does not violate baseball’s unwritten rules: Ben Davis trying to bunt for a single when an AZ pitcher has a no-hitter going.
by Enzo Hernandez on Apr 26, 2008 11:40 AM MST
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
We retaliate the right way, not the wrong way --
by kicking your ass and running up the score.
Not that I’ll shed any tears today if Micah beans a few Padres.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
You stay classy, San Diego!
Hitting someone for “swinging hard”?? Was that Scanlan’s strategy when he pitched in the majors? No wonder he is hosting a post-game show these days…
Good to see Johnson back in full effect; just like last year, it took a couple of starts for him to reach his full efficiency. But now he’s apparently done so, I am optimistic we can look for him to be around the same level as he did there – over starts #4-9 last season [the half-dozen before his final abortive outing], he had a 2.02 ERA, with opponents batting just .186 against him.
The scary thing about last night’s game is that I don’t feel that RJ is all the way back just yet and he still was pretty dominant. His fastball was in the 90-92 range most of the night and from what I saw he hit 94 a few times. His slider isn’t moving as much as it has in the past and still looks more like the slider he was throwing in his first few starts last year. Just wait ‘til he gets it all going!
He actually
topped out at 96; during the mid innings he was averaging 94 on his heat.
I didn’t really think we’d ever see Randy Johnson hit 96 again…
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
WHINE!! STOP BEING SO MEAN TO US!!!!
Go back to AZ Snakepit
and take your friends with you, it’s very simple. I’m not sure how many times I have to ask you.
by jbox on Apr 26, 2008 12:07 PM MST
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I figure I’ve gotten all the amusement out of them that I can right now- though I did leave a few actual baseball comments, just to throw them off.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
Yeah.
The ceasefire is dead and buried. This is way more fun.
See, soco? Are you out there? Now THIS is why I hate the Padres, and their fans, so much more than the Rockies.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
+1
In my (limited) experience, Gaslamp Ball seems to be the most adversarial and insular of all the NL West blogs.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
They're xenophobic, closed, and irrational.
They’re like the North Korea of SBN blogs.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I don’t think we need to break into historical analogues of the NL West again. =)
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
It's not historical.
It’s current. :-P
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I have a funny feeling
that we may all find ourselves banned from GLB by this time tomorrow morning.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
See?
Dahlian’s snark comes in handy, sometimes:
I’m sorry,
I just saw an issue that was being discussed here and thought I would throw my two cents in. I don’t see where in this thread I started to engage in team-based trolling.
If you don’t want to get in a conversation the merits of revenge plunking with someone just because they root for a different team then wow, just wow.
by dahlian on Apr 26, 2008 12:29 PM MST
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
+10 for Dahlian
I’d also enjoyed the comment at the end of the thread, where someone said we had a sense of entitlement, told us to put on a throwback jersey, get in a car crash, and die. I’m glad that meets the GLB sign-up request of “don’t be a jerkface.”
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
I'm coming to the party this afternoon as well
it seems like a good time. :-)
Think we can post more on GLB than they do?
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:37 PM EDT up reply actions
Eh, I wouldn't bother
More enjoyment and less annoyance to be found elsewhere.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
Yes.
Definitely get your $0.02 in. Maybe you should even reveal that you used to be known as Dodgerhater.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
was that my name?
I was just trying to figure that out. :-)
I just went into the war zone to check out the casualties, if they think we’re showing a sense of entitlement, then do they have something coming to them. Everyone was really mild in there. I can change that, not saying I will not saying I won’t.
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, I don’t think they realize just how annoying and condescending we could be if we were trying.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
I'm a self proclaimed pro
at being a homer when I want to be. I can be quite dramatic.
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:50 PM EDT up reply actions
In case anyone was wondering
what intelligent baseball communities have to say about the notion of plunking a batter for swinging too hard, go here.
There’s something beautifully tragic about GLB. It’s nice to know they’re there – like lobsters in a bucket.
Thanks for the link.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Eric Byrnes
Don’t go changing.
I am inexplicably sad that we are going to be with out Sutton and Gracie today. They are my favorite.
I have been colonized.
soco's keys to the game
1) Watch said game
2) Try and get laptop to connect to internet
3) Dream of the wedding cake in two weeks
4) Try and get a hold of “the boys” to hang out tonight
5) Not commence any transactions today in the Game Thread
6) Dessert?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Wedding cake?
Are you invited to our wedding?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Excellent idea!
So long as he makes sure that there’s no pork on the cake. Or beef with cheese.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
CAKE
I think it is the only proper thing, I mean he did help pick out the cake. ;)
AND IT IS FANTASTIC! Bavarian cream with strawberries or Devil’s cake with White Chocolate Mousse.
(Wait, does this break the “talking about dessert” rule?)
I have been colonized.
HAHA!!
I’ll FINALLY know what soco has for dessert!!
Of course, with my luck, it’ll probably be an off-day….
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I've got a shiny new 5 dollar bill
what’ll you give me for it?
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:49 PM EDT up reply actions
A shiny 1 dollar bill?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
have any illegitimate children?
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Not yet
though my mom did once call me, leading off with “are there any illegitimate children I need to know about?”
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
how bout your mom?
how much do you want for her? Careful here this is a loaded question.
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:56 PM EDT up reply actions
You'll have to fight my step-dad
and I wouldn’t want to do that.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
just curious if she was higher priced than mrs. soco
I recommend you don’t answer that. :-D
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
Agreed
I am already a little tender at the low sales price, if his mom was worth more it might bruise my fragile ego. ;)
I have been colonized.
S'okay, baby.
You’re marrying a future Jewish lawyer, remember??
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
What kind of crazy world do we live in
that Budweiser is marketed as a premium beer?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
They think Americans are idiots.
And…. beerwise, we generally are.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Just beerwise?
I mean, look at our “leaders” (non-partisan, all-inclusive bashing here).
by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Hmmm...
Fair enough.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Haha!
Jupton just introduced Conor Jackson as “Freddy Prince, Jr” and introduced O-Dawg as “3-time gold glover Orlando Jones, Jr”, and Stephen Drew as “Stephen Daggumit Drew”.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I’d like to take this opportunity to thank my local Fox station for, once again, showing my the freaking Yankees.
Well, I’m off to get sushi anyway. I expect a five run lead when I get back.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
Agreed.
Devin, we demand sushi!!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I got you some sushi...
But I ated it. =(
It was pretty good, though. I’ll miss that place.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
Because
there’s no sushi in Phoenix….
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
There's plenty
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
There is, and I’m sure I’ll find somewhere to eat there, but I particularly liked this restaurant. It was just a little place and the owners were really friendly. It’s not so much the food as the environment that I’ll miss.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
Fair enough.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Really?
There are lots of sushi places in Tucson. My husband and I go out for sushi on our anniversary most years.
by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:56 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah
I was gonna say, if there’s this much sushi in Tucson, there’s gotta be a ton in Phoenix.
Of course, it’s all made of tofu, because there’s no fish here….
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Not really
There are places here to go. Is it San Diego or Seattle or San Fran good? No, but there’s good for both fusion and Edo styles.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
so shall it be written so shall it be done
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:59 PM EDT up reply actions
You're sent here by the chosen one?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
well i had this weird dream last night
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:02 PM EDT up reply actions
Lead off double!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Leadoff CY standup double.
Gotta love that.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Wide K zone today
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Someone should tell the umpires
that PetCo is ALREADY a pitcher’s paradise—they don’t need anymore help.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I noticed that, too
As long as it goes both ways, the argument goes. Although, that argument is kind of weak to me. Being consistently bad isn’t a great defense, IMO.
by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:48 PM EDT up reply actions
Biffed that foul out attempt
not good defense for the Padres, there.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Byrnes' signature popout
just fell harmlessly next to Kooz and Sailor Moon.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Instead we get his signature sail through a pitch for a K
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Yeah
but that’s actually CY or Reynolds’ signature.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
But he has a way of doing it that is entirely his own.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Advance the runner
now we need CoJack to get a hit here.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Maybe he wants to play hockey
maybe for the Caps.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Danny Haren shaved his beard,
so CoJack’s growing one. Thus, the universe is complete.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
But... but...
Already with the ugly Byrnes pornstache, I think the Diamondbacks are over their freaky facial hair maximum for the year.
I have been colonized.
Babe
have you ever watched baseball? It says somewhere in the official rules that every team must have like 4 guys with weird facial hair at any one time. Otherwise, they get relegated to AAA.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Fair point
But I think Byrnes is worth 2. That is the ugliest mustache since my high school boyfriend tried for one. ;)
I have been colonized.
Hmm...
fair enough.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Not good
you get a leadoff double and can’t move him home?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
It's not terrible.
After all, this is only our first time thru the lineup.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
No, it's not the end of the world
but when you have a chance to score, you need to take it and not piss it away with strike outs.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Damn.
Leadoff double stranded.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Bad fundamental baseball
starting with that strikeout/almost foul out. It drives me mad.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
high P5
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Jake Peavy? "your smokin'-hot San Diego Padres"??
The Monster from Mobile needs to get his head checked…
...then again, he also wants the FO to sign Kenny Lofton.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
BUT WHERE WILL KENNY END UP!?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
He's in Japan, moron!!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
No, he's in New York, no Cleveland!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
line out 3-1, nice play by CoJack to fall on that
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Conor Jackson,
defensive wizard.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
AS GOOD AS OWINGS WAS IN THE FIRST HALF
THAT’S HOW BAD HE WAS IN THE SECOND HALF
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Good
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Hey!
You do not talk to her like that.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Damn, lined to the right field
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Weak P4 to end the inning
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
drop me a line if you plan on
heading over to GLB. I’ll come with.
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply actions
Are the Smash Bros back?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
That's
the Super Smash Bros, to you.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Sorry
who are you two? I always like playing with Sheik, but King DeeDee is my backup.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I'm a Bowser type guy
although when I feel like getting a cheap win I’ll be Snake
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Bowser is insane when you get the FInal Smash
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I always kinda
liked Kirby, just because he always makes me laugh.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
man I miss last year
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:12 PM EDT up reply actions
::Briefly considers the baseball season::
Nope, I don’t.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
oh yeah well that wasn't so great
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:15 PM EDT up reply actions
Does San Diego
really refer to themselves as “America’s Best City”??
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Scottsdale refers to itself as "most liveable city"
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Well
that may actually be true.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
And another strikeout
I know it’s asking too much, but I wish the D”backs would cut down on that.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Come on DREEEEEEEEEEEEW
get this thing started!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
And another strikeout
seriously guys, no more. No more unproductive ABs.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Well, they need to stop that!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I think they're probably sufficiently lulled.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Budweiser is not a perfect beer
More at 11.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
any beer that calls itself "lite"
should be ashamed
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
The only one "lite" is Miller
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
These "The Great American Lager" commercials
are not only moronic and annoying, but they’re making me hate Budweiser EVEN MORE…
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I wish the Big 3
would just stick to the idea that they’re cheap and easy. That’s why people buy them.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I would make a joke about your mom here
but it wouldn’t be wise.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Free baserunner.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I feel so sorry for you guys
not having our British draught beer
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
There are plenty of great beers here
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
We do,
if you go to certain bars.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I "don't" drink the Irish stuff
I definitely “don’t” like Killian’s Irish Red
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
Because
you definitely “don’t” have a fake ID?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I definetly don't have friends over 21
they “refuse” to buy alcohol
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
that's why I'm going to study abroad
:-)
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, Irish isn't British, to be fair
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
i've heard that
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT up reply actions
You do realize
that Killian’s IS brewed by Budweiser, right?? Like Rolling Rock these days…
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
oh well shit!
I’m glad I’ve never had it
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:24 PM EDT up reply actions
For example,
Blue Moon is brewed by Coor’s. Difference is, Blue Moon is drinkable.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I "wouldn't" know
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
Haha.
We plunked Sailor Moon. I don’t mind.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
He drinks something pink
with a little umbrella in it.
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
Okay, Micah let's get this going
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
+1
great movie reference
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT up reply actions
He's doing not good? I'd like him to be good?
This isn’t astrophysics.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Great move by CoJack to haul that in and stay on the bag.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Like I said,
defensive wizard.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
WIZARD
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stop it chad
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT up reply actions
SILENCE, VILLAGE IDIOT!!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Ad hominum attacks won't help your anti-wizardry cause
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Ugh, another free baserunner
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Let's hope for a GIDP
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
That's a tall catcher.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
He's
a pretty big unit.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Should'nt have brought up guns
they’re talking about a graasy knoll on KTAR
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
Got a strikeout
now we just need to look for an easy out to escape this inning nil nil.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
big K
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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply actions
Crap
big mistake there to let a run score off a pitcher’s single.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Sexual Harassment Panda?
Or, Don’t Sue People Panda?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Depends on the day?
I will go with Sexual Harassment today, as that would make most of the baseball players uncomfortable. ;)
I have been colonized.
Hah!
Okay.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
shit balls
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply actions
There goes striking first.
S’okay.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Does that mean
according to their thinking, we’re obliged to hit the pitcher next at bat?
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
Yeah!!
How DARE the pitcher swing!!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
that really is embarrassing
when I pitcher gets an RBI. I understand it now
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply actions
Owings needs to attack the batters
thats a big part of his success this season, instead of nibbling around the edges. Pound that inside.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Yeah.
And you can afford to do it more in this stadium than any other.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
If he can do it at Chase or Coors
he can do it at Dog Food Park.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
that's what she.... oh nevermind
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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:33 PM EDT up reply actions
+100 million
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Whoa.....
that was a ball? Really?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Yet another walk
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Huh...
that was cool, miking up the ump, when he went out to talk to Micah.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
wanna give us a brief run down?
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:36 PM EDT up reply actions
Basically he just said
“I know you’re a quick worker, but we have a 2:25 break, longer than usual, because it’s on TV.”
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Yea. But it was weirdly synched
So I didn’t realize it was the ump until he was almost done.
I have been colonized.
Yeah
I kinda thought they had him dubbed as a joke.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Well,
this is bad.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Well there you go
you walk guys, you get screwed.
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And more runs come in
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
See, Kouz?
See what you get for swinging??
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I'd like to believe that's a retaliation for the CoJack hit last night
but it’s not.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Nope.
It’s not retaliation. It’s Micah.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I know that, I'd just like to believe it is
but it’s not.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Okay, the Diamondbacks need productive at bats
none of this strikeout CIA crap.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Well, Micah was due for a rough game.
Maybe he’ll hit 4 HRs by himself.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Wow.
Somehow I feel lucky that we got out of that with just 4 runs against us.
Okay, lets go. Get back on par, kay?
I have been colonized.
PetCo is like a par 3.
We’ve already bogied.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I think the real question is
Can we just call a mulligan on that last inning?
I have been colonized.
Now that
is a capital idea.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Weak dribbler for an out
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Owings has a chance to atone for his sins
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
here we go
Micah to the dish
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply actions
Thank you!
Gets a one out single.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Micah
is such a beast.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
BOMBS OVER PETCO
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I may have to borrow that...
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
So no pre-nup then?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Excellent.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
AND....CY!!
Cuts the lead in half.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
So which one of our guys will get HPB for that?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Byrnes.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Chris Young to Mark Reynolds:
Anything you can do, I can do better.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
had a feeling that was coming but I didn't wanna jinx it
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply actions
Looks like Byrnes is trying to tie this game by himself.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
And there you go.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
you gotta be kidding me
wasn’t that intentional?
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply actions
was*
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:47 PM EDT up reply actions
Hard to tell
I don’ think he would have gone after the leg but it might have gotten away from him.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
This is turning into war
bets on who gets tossed first?
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
Joe Torre
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My vote...
was Jeff Kent. But I think Jeff Kent should be thrown out of every game on general principle.
by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:51 PM EDT up reply actions
I'll go with....
Micah. He’s big on backing up his teammates
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:50 PM EDT up reply actions
How's the bullpen looking?
If so, then I say go for it. I’m not usually pro-retaliation. I think most of the “unwritten rules” are ridiculous. They’re basically dick-measuring contests. However, hitting a guy because he ””swings too hard,” then hitting the next batter after someone gets a home run? That’s a bunch of crap. Sometimes you have to draw the line. I’d rather they wait for the pitcher to come up, though. That’s why I like the NL—pitchers can’t bean hitters, then hide behind the DH.
by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:53 PM EDT up reply actions
Well, hey,
sometimes you just gotta measure your dick.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Sweet Lou.
It’s ALWAYS Lou Piniella..
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Poop
GIDP, at least we got two back.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Why are the Simpson and Family Guy still on?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
question
do you two sit in the same room and talk to each other on here?
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
This is all very amusing...
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
don't hog the inappropriate comments
share them. I love inappropriate comments
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
i'll be here
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I know King of the Hill isn’t everyone’s tastes- my wife hates it- but I think it’s unfairly dismissed by some. It has some pretty good episodes.
My two favorite lines:
Bobby is asking Hank why men get treated differently than women sometimes, and Hank’s responds, “It’s called the double standard, son. Don’t knock it- we got the long end of the stick on that one.”
and
There’s a Renaissance Festival in town, and Dale shows up wearing a Star Trek-like uniform. He’s arguing with the woman at the ticket window, “It says ‘one dollar off with period costume.’ The future is a period!”
Yeah, it’s funny from time to time. But before all of these shows, I want to know: why has American Dad ever been on?
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
It's Family Guy
but slightly less funny and with more political bashing.
I’ve been known to watch King of the Hill but I don’t think it’s that good a show.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
American Dad, I meant, is like FG.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
It IS Family Guy
same basic parameters.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
More political humor.
That’s what I like about it.
Plus I like that Stan works for the CIA. I’ve got a couple friends who do gov’t intel work and they’re just like that.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Why were they ever?
I’ve never liked any of Fox’s animated crap. Juvenile. Not funny. Repetitive. Wastes of time.
by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:55 PM EDT up reply actions
Futurama? Really?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Nope.
I didn’t watch very many episodes, but it never appealed to me. I just find all of the Fox series to be formulaic.
by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:57 PM EDT up reply actions
I like
Family Guy and American Dad.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Sailor Moon quickly behind 0-2
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And a strikeout
Hopefully this is the start of Micah getting it back together.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Hey guess what?
I don’t care about the NFL draft. If I cared about the draft, I’d go watch the NFL draft, but I don’t care, hence why I’m not watching the draft.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
It seems every year I dislike the NFL more and more
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
That's only
because you’re a Bills fan.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
thats unfortunate
I support the greatest franchise in all of sports
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:04 PM EDT up reply actions
Pray tell?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Colts!
read my last fanshot
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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:05 PM EDT up reply actions
Oh yeah, I remember that
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Wow, Skins sure knows how to kick a guy when he’s down.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
Yeah
because the 4 Super Bowls just happened. I think I’ve come to terms with the fact that the Bills are a joke, and an easy one at that.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Hey --
they beat US last year, in the famous game where we only started 10 guys on defense after Sean Taylor was murdered.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
People say that
but it’s not like they just suddenly were a joke. It’s more because the talent is watered down amongst too many teams, there isn’t enough games in a season to truly differentiate between close teams (how many 8-8 teams do we need?), and a complete oversaturation in every media market, combine that with largely ignorant but loud fans, and yeah I’m not going to be a huge fan of the NFL.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
There we go, 1-2-3 inning.
Now lets get the lead!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
WAKE UP WITH THE KING
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I LOVE...
...that commercial!!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
What is this, LA
with the late fans?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
So we got a guy on off an error
very nice. Let’s do this, Upton, you’re a cashew!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Come on Drew!
AND I STILL DON’T CARE ABOUT THE DRAFT.
Though I do have a hockey game from earlier I TIvo’d that I need to watch.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Why would a gorilla attack him?
And how does Amp help?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
If you have to ask, you’ve obviously never faced a gorilla attack.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
I never have
should I stock up on Amp?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
just in case
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:12 PM EDT up reply actions
I’d check gorilla migration patterns first. We’ve been seeing increasing numbers of roving packs across the US- in two or three years, it might be mandatory that every citizen carries some Amp with them to fend off gorillas.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
that's true
my cousin said he had a run in with a gorilla who punched him in the face. Left a nasty shiner
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:15 PM EDT up reply actions
That lady won't be attracting any Jewish dudes
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
There you go Drew
one down.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Ridiculous
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Or ri-cock-ulous.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
"F"
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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:13 PM EDT reply actions
BAD HAIR ALERT WITH GILES
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Alright two outs
let sew this inning up and get some runs going.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
There we go
NOW LETS GET SOME RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNZ!!
/Def Suton
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TV People
Was that last strike on Adrian Gonzalez as ridiculously inside as it looks like it was?
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
I kind of want XM
just for the baseball.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I love his show
but he kind of annoys me.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I hate these Mac ads
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I pretty much hate all Mac ads. In English, at least. I saw some of the Japanese ones that were pretty funny, even though I couldn’t understand the dialog.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
That generally makes it better.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Me, too
I have to support Macs at work. I have never been so frustrated or overwhelmed than I have been since TUSD decided to buy MacBooks for some of the teachers. The teachers working on PCs go about their business, get their work done, have very little need for my help. The teachers with Macs need me every 2 minutes because the Macs won’t work properly. User-friendly, my butt. Give me a PC any day of the week-Linux, Windows, whatever-and I’ve got zero problems. These Macs are infuriating.
Besides, I like to customize my system—y’know, choose my own hardware. With a Mac, you don’t have that option. You have to take what Steve Jobs & Co decide you need. F that.
Do I even need to add the irritation inspired by the cult-like devotion of Mac users to the list? They’re even worse than Linux devotees. Mac users act like they are supporting the underdog against the Evil Corporation. Newsflash: Apple is a corporation. Jobs isn’t doing this out of his garage, folks, and he isn’t doing it for charity. At least Open Source users can genuinely state that they are working outside the corporate structure.
by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 5:35 PM EDT up reply actions
Yeah, Mrs. soco is a Mac enthusiast
though maybe not as bad as some.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I guess
I can handle that.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Snyder
Did they say if he was under the weather or why he wasn’t starting, especially condiering he didn’t get the start last night?
Or the night before.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Alright C-Ya, you can do this.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
repeat of inning 3?
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:20 PM EDT reply actions
WP, advance that runner.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Ugh strikeout
Hey, Jeannie! I hate you!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Yeah! Owings is doin it and doin it and doin it well!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Come on, Byrnes!
You owe them for hitting you with a pitch!
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
What's our comment count?
The ‘Pit is slowing down.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Walk
Now the Sheriff needs to make them pay.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
sheriff isn't up for a bit
or do you know something we dont?
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:27 PM EDT up reply actions
What am I thinking
Reynolds isn’t up.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Yeah!
That will score two!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
There was a special on the HIstory Channel
about the world’s funniest joke. At the end they couldn’t answer it, but I think we just did.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsW9DO1k5-s
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:30 PM EDT up reply actions
The History Channel special?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
A man walks into a talent agent's office, and says, "We're a family act, and we'd like you to represent us."
The agent says, “Sorry, I don’t represent family acts. They’re a little too old-fashioned.”
The man says, “But this is really special.”
The agent says, “Okay, well what’s the act?”
He replies, “Well, my wife and I come out on stage and she begins to sing the “Star Spangled Banner” while I take her roughly from behind. After a minute of this, my kids come out and begin to do the same, but my daughter’s singing the original “To Anacreon in Heaven” lyrics while my son performs #### on her.”
The agent looks uncomfortable, but the man continues, “Just when my daughter hits the highest note in the song, my son and I switch partners. He turns my wife around and gives her a #### before having her perform #### on him. When the song’s over and we’re both getting close, we all stop and lie down on the stage.”
The man smiles fondly as he recalls, “This is the best part: our dog then comes out on the stage, and he’s trained to lick each one of us in turn. He just goes right down the line, looking as happy as can be! We all get up and take a bow.”
He looks at the agent and says, “Well, that’s the act. What do you think?”
The agent just sits in silence for a long time. Finally, he manages, “That’s a hell of an act. What do you call yourselves?”
“The San Diego Padres Outfield!”
Funny because it's true.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
warning a bit inappropriate
http://youtube.com/watch?v=d6IHeqMa780
:-D
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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:28 PM EDT reply actions
I don't like the Padres
but I love the city.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Yeah they did
they got old and crotchity.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
really quick inning
then maybe he can go another
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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:34 PM EDT reply actions
and I mean
really quick
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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:34 PM EDT up reply actions
Good job CY
See, THAT’S how you play Center Field
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Damn that was quick
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
who said it?
yeah I did. Still not sure if you throw him out there for one more though
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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:36 PM EDT up reply actions
I did too...
I’m just not quick enough.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Can't imagine he'll get much more than another inning to work
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Depends on how they do the switch
they could move him to a position, replace that other player with a pitcher as part of a double switch.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Good hit by Reynolds
told you he would make them pay.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I believe you did
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Sorry, everyone.
Got a phone call from a woman. It’s just about the only thing that can draw me away from a Dbacks game.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I know. You used the land line.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
We don't have one?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
You've never used
a payphone?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
What's that?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Mrs. soco is calling you?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Errrr......
no, of COURSE not…....
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Humor...
it’s a tricky thing in the land of the data packet.
by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 5:45 PM EDT up reply actions
Who said I was being humorous??
I’m only denying it to soco…. wouldn’t want him to get any more pissed off that mrssoco and I are getting married….
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
DREWWWWWW!!
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:42 PM EDT reply actions
Pitching change
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Aw
I feel that, given a few more batters, Germano might have walked in a run for us.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
I was hoping he would pull a Valverde
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
oh goody
cause that bullpen is fantastic
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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:43 PM EDT up reply actions
Hairston who has no hair!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Perfect bunt by Drew
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Hey, D-Train!
I still hate you for stealing Webby’s ROTY award, but you’re also still a nice guy.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
What's the question?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I think Webb won out in the long run
though D-Train got a ring first.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Me, too
Although, I was more upset that he got the All Star selection over Webb. I felt D-Train was very personable and got a lot of media attention, so he got picked. He had that funky release, he’s a nice guy, so ESPN loved him. Webb was quiet and played out West. IIRC, Webb had the better stats, especially before the break, which was all that mattered as far as the AS selection went.
by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 5:49 PM EDT up reply actions
Snyderman coming in to catch?!?
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:45 PM EDT reply actions
Nope, looks like Hammock
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I love this team
They’re pinch hitting for Montero, and they’ll probably let Micah hit.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
You know it!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
most definitely
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:46 PM EDT up reply actions
And we're tied!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Nice
Tie game again. Now how ‘bout an RBI, Micah?
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
Micah "The Babe" Owings!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Oh no
Owings hopefully is okay
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I love Micah!!!
in a very manly non homosexual way. Not that there is anything wrong with that
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:49 PM EDT reply actions
I love him
in a VERY homosexual way.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Again...
not that there’s anything wrong with that.
by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 5:50 PM EDT up reply actions
As a rec from a girl
The more you say things are “NOT” homosexual, the more homosexual it comes off.
I have been colonized.
You can't tell me that unicorns don't kick ass.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
+1
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
Look
just ‘cos a guy wants to buy a conversion van and paint a wizard riding a unicorn over a rainbow doesn’t mean he likes the Padres.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
that was a cheap shot right?
you didn’t mean, TELL ME YOU DIDN’T MEAN IT!
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:53 PM EDT up reply actions
well I appreciate the recommendation
but you just interrupted me sculpting the guns, I don’t know if you heard but I just did 1000
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:52 PM EDT up reply actions
STOP calling them your guns!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Clearly
since I mentioned “VERY homosexual”, I am the manliest hetero guy EVER.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
obviously
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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
You would know..
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
I hope Owings just bruised himself
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Micah is such a beast.
Shame to get hurt.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Look guys, unicorns kick ass
just because GLB perverted them doesn’t change that fact. At least me and NPH know whats up.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
you leave Neil Patrick Harris out of this
you know damn well NPH wouldn’t do that
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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:55 PM EDT up reply actions
He likes unicorns
we all know this.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Dogshow
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I was telling Jenny last night....
....my love for Mark Reynolds isn’t really homosexual… it’s more Reynoldssexual.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Come on, Medders
You don’t have a big lead you can fritter away, just get some outs pronto.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
And yet another free baserunner
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
man, come on medders
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:58 PM EDT reply actions
He needs to stop screwing around
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Hairston!
How ‘bout a double-play ball for your old team?
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
I'll buy him a Jack in the Box taco if he does
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Woah woah woah
Jack in the Box is delicious. This is a fact that everyone knows.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
I must agree
with soco on this one.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
It's not that I'm against you.
It’s that I’m with the terrorists.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
They're vegetarian
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Wow....
Hairston can’t even bunt properly….
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
You were saying?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Pass me those words,
I feel like eating them.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
that was gutsy on 2 strikes
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:00 PM EDT up reply actions
Come on
don’t walk this douche.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Desperately hoping for a GIDP
is not a good strategy to get out of a 1 out jam.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
GIDP shrine candles are lit
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:03 PM EDT reply actions
I'm praying to Cookie Monster
om nom nom nom nom!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Deseperately needed strikeout
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Big K
One more, Medders, get out of trouble here…
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
You were saying?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Our children?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Medders pissed that one away
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Medders still terrible
more at 11.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
480+ comments.
Overflow thread is being prepared…
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
out of it
perfect time for transition thread
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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 6:09 PM EDT reply actions
At least that nightmare is over
It’s not over Diamondbacks, get back to hitting!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Best name for a pitcher EVER:
“Boof Bonser”
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
What are the Suns champions of, precisely?
Getting bounced from the playoffs because they don’t play defense or use the bench?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Lead off double for the scurrying Byrnes
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Fundamental baseball
I love it.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Jeannie I still hate you
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
Beep beep
Overflow thread now up.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
Tied game!
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