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Gameday Thread, #24: 4/26 vs. Padres

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Arizona Diamondbacks @ San Diego Padres


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Micah Owings
RHP, 4-0, 2.42
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Justin Germano
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Couple of thoughts on yesterday's game. Good to see Johnson back in full effect; just like last year, it took a couple of starts for him to reach his full efficiency. But now he's apparently done so, I am optimistic we can look for him to be around the same level as he did there - over starts #4-9 last season [the half-dozen before his final abortive outing], he had a 2.02 ERA, with opponents batting just .186 against him. If he can get anywhere near that level consistently, our rotation will probably go from being the best in the NL to being the best in the majors.

Conor Jackson got hit by the Padres, something which the Padres post-game host, Bob Scanlan, strongly approved: "You've got to send a message, not just to Conor Jackson but to that entire Arizona Diamondback ball club.  You want to swing hard like that?  Do it against the Dodgers.  Do it against the Giants.  Go ahead and swing like that against the Colorado Rockies, but you aren't going to do it here against the San Diego Padres here in Petco Park." O RLY? It's nice to see the Padres still appear to enjoy Neanderthal baseball. We'll just continue to win: only 23 games played and we're 8.5 up on San Diego, whose record is now better only than Washington in the entire league. Yeah, I guess they haven't got much else to hang on to.

Still, if we're going to retaliate, Micah Owings is the man to do it - no qualms about pitching inside, and unlikely to take well to someone hitting a team-mate. However, the best retaliation would be to continue mowing down the feeble Padres line-up, and extend our lead over them even further. Be interesting to see if we put out a full-strength lineup today: yesterday's win was with just about every backup we can muster out there, with Ojeda, Burke and Montero all starting. The absence of Byrnes for a second straight day was surprising, but it appears he is suffering from leg problems: 

He sat out and revealed that he has been bothered by what he termed "leg issues" since the beginning of Spring Training... The injury, which apparently involves both of his hamstrings, likely will not heal until he's able to take a prolonged rest -- and that won't happen until the end of the season. Byrnes said he accepts that he will have to play the rest of the season with discomfort.

We'll see how this works out: playing through pain is one thing, but if it leads to a dropoff in actual production, we might be better off DL-ing him and giving him the time he needs to recover. For the moment though, he should be back in there today, so we'll monitor the situation going forward.

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Did anyone read the AP recap of last night's game?

They referred to the Padres as having a “popgun offense”. LOL!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 1:42 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That would explain why their fans and announcers think they only way they can respond to something the other team does is by hitting them with a pitch. You know, instead of going out and getting hits.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 1:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Help

Excuse me, but is there some law against swinging hard? Someone please explain to me (not the most knowledgeable baseball fan around) why you’d hit a guy for swinging hard.

by TwinnerA on Apr 26, 2008 2:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only

because it was working for us, but not working for them. :-P

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 2:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because one of our players did it, and they’re frustrated at losing so much.

The team that laid down a bunt to break up a perfect game doesn’t have much room to talk about the “unwritten rules of baseball,” in my opinion.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 2:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They disagree:

Tradition

Have you no appreciation for baseball’s traditional unwritten rules? You probably think sharpening spikes isn’t cool. You need one right in the earhole to wake you up. Here’s something that does not violate baseball’s unwritten rules: Ben Davis trying to bunt for a single when an AZ pitcher has a no-hitter going.

by Enzo Hernandez on Apr 26, 2008 11:40 AM MST

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 2:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Again: they did it, we didn’t, so it’s okay.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 2:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We retaliate the right way, not the wrong way --

by kicking your ass and running up the score.

Not that I’ll shed any tears today if Micah beans a few Padres.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 2:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You stay classy, San Diego!

Hitting someone for “swinging hard”?? Was that Scanlan’s strategy when he pitched in the majors? No wonder he is hosting a post-game show these days…

by IndyDBack on Apr 26, 2008 2:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Someone should tell Scanlan that, when it comes to hitting CoJack with a pitch, the Padres are still trailing the Dodgers.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 2:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good to see Johnson back in full effect; just like last year, it took a couple of starts for him to reach his full efficiency. But now he’s apparently done so, I am optimistic we can look for him to be around the same level as he did there – over starts #4-9 last season [the half-dozen before his final abortive outing], he had a 2.02 ERA, with opponents batting just .186 against him.

The scary thing about last night’s game is that I don’t feel that RJ is all the way back just yet and he still was pretty dominant. His fastball was in the 90-92 range most of the night and from what I saw he hit 94 a few times. His slider isn’t moving as much as it has in the past and still looks more like the slider he was throwing in his first few starts last year. Just wait ‘til he gets it all going!

by foulpole on Apr 26, 2008 2:22 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He actually

topped out at 96; during the mid innings he was averaging 94 on his heat.

I didn’t really think we’d ever see Randy Johnson hit 96 again…

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 2:39 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHINE!! STOP BEING SO MEAN TO US!!!!

Go back to AZ Snakepit

and take your friends with you, it’s very simple. I’m not sure how many times I have to ask you.

by jbox on Apr 26, 2008 12:07 PM MST

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I figure I’ve gotten all the amusement out of them that I can right now- though I did leave a few actual baseball comments, just to throw them off.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah.

The ceasefire is dead and buried. This is way more fun.

See, soco? Are you out there? Now THIS is why I hate the Padres, and their fans, so much more than the Rockies.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

In my (limited) experience, Gaslamp Ball seems to be the most adversarial and insular of all the NL West blogs.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They're xenophobic, closed, and irrational.

They’re like the North Korea of SBN blogs.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don’t think we need to break into historical analogues of the NL West again. =)

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's not historical.

It’s current. :-P

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It’s historical from the perspectives of some of Mark Reynolds’ home runs!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:30 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, I don’t know – if I were a Padres player, I think I’d like Scanlan’s theory of HBP. “You’ve got no right to hit me, mister pitcher – most of the time I don’t even swing... and forget about making contact, or – heaven forbid – getting on base.”

by peachy rex on Apr 26, 2008 3:16 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have a funny feeling

that we may all find ourselves banned from GLB by this time tomorrow morning.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’ll weep softly into my better-things-to-do-with-my-time.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See?

Dahlian’s snark comes in handy, sometimes:

I’m sorry,

I just saw an issue that was being discussed here and thought I would throw my two cents in. I don’t see where in this thread I started to engage in team-based trolling.

If you don’t want to get in a conversation the merits of revenge plunking with someone just because they root for a different team then wow, just wow.

by dahlian on Apr 26, 2008 12:29 PM MST

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+10 for Dahlian

I’d also enjoyed the comment at the end of the thread, where someone said we had a sense of entitlement, told us to put on a throwback jersey, get in a car crash, and die. I’m glad that meets the GLB sign-up request of “don’t be a jerkface.”

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm coming to the party this afternoon as well

it seems like a good time. :-)

Think we can post more on GLB than they do?

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eh, I wouldn't bother

More enjoyment and less annoyance to be found elsewhere.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes.

Definitely get your $0.02 in. Maybe you should even reveal that you used to be known as Dodgerhater.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

was that my name?

I was just trying to figure that out. :-)

I just went into the war zone to check out the casualties, if they think we’re showing a sense of entitlement, then do they have something coming to them. Everyone was really mild in there. I can change that, not saying I will not saying I won’t.

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, I don’t think they realize just how annoying and condescending we could be if we were trying.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm a self proclaimed pro

at being a homer when I want to be. I can be quite dramatic.

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

In case anyone was wondering

what intelligent baseball communities have to say about the notion of plunking a batter for swinging too hard, go here.

There’s something beautifully tragic about GLB. It’s nice to know they’re there – like lobsters in a bucket.

by dahlian on Apr 26, 2008 3:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I loved this guy’s response: “What the is the message that’s being sent? “Swing hard and we’ll reward your hitters with free bases”? “

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks for the link.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eric Byrnes

Don’t go changing.

I am inexplicably sad that we are going to be with out Sutton and Gracie today. They are my favorite.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

soco's keys to the game

1) Watch said game
2) Try and get laptop to connect to internet
3) Dream of the wedding cake in two weeks
4) Try and get a hold of “the boys” to hang out tonight
5) Not commence any transactions today in the Game Thread
6) Dessert?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 3:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wedding cake?

Are you invited to our wedding?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:46 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s got free time now, he can cater.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Excellent idea!

So long as he makes sure that there’s no pork on the cake. Or beef with cheese.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CAKE

I think it is the only proper thing, I mean he did help pick out the cake. ;)

AND IT IS FANTASTIC! Bavarian cream with strawberries or Devil’s cake with White Chocolate Mousse.

(Wait, does this break the “talking about dessert” rule?)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 3:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHA!!

I’ll FINALLY know what soco has for dessert!!

Of course, with my luck, it’ll probably be an off-day….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've got a shiny new 5 dollar bill

what’ll you give me for it?

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A shiny 1 dollar bill?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 3:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

have any illegitimate children?

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not yet

though my mom did once call me, leading off with “are there any illegitimate children I need to know about?”

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 3:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how bout your mom?

how much do you want for her? Careful here this is a loaded question.

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You'll have to fight my step-dad

and I wouldn’t want to do that.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 3:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just curious if she was higher priced than mrs. soco

I recommend you don’t answer that. :-D

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Agreed

I am already a little tender at the low sales price, if his mom was worth more it might bruise my fragile ego. ;)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

S'okay, baby.

You’re marrying a future Jewish lawyer, remember??

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aw yes!

Forgot, I win. :D

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What kind of crazy world do we live in

that Budweiser is marketed as a premium beer?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They think Americans are idiots.

And…. beerwise, we generally are.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just beerwise?

I mean, look at our “leaders” (non-partisan, all-inclusive bashing here).

by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmmm...

Fair enough.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Haha!

Jupton just introduced Conor Jackson as “Freddy Prince, Jr” and introduced O-Dawg as “3-time gold glover Orlando Jones, Jr”, and Stephen Drew as “Stephen Daggumit Drew”.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I’d like to take this opportunity to thank my local Fox station for, once again, showing my the freaking Yankees.

Well, I’m off to get sushi anyway. I expect a five run lead when I get back.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 3:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SUSHI

Totally jealous.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 3:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Devin, we demand sushi!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I got you some sushi...

But I ated it. =(

It was pretty good, though. I’ll miss that place.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 4:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because

there’s no sushi in Phoenix….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There's plenty

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There is, and I’m sure I’ll find somewhere to eat there, but I particularly liked this restaurant. It was just a little place and the owners were really friendly. It’s not so much the food as the environment that I’ll miss.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 4:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fair enough.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:52 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Really?

There are lots of sushi places in Tucson. My husband and I go out for sushi on our anniversary most years.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah

I was gonna say, if there’s this much sushi in Tucson, there’s gotta be a ton in Phoenix.

Of course, it’s all made of tofu, because there’s no fish here….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not really

There are places here to go. Is it San Diego or Seattle or San Fran good? No, but there’s good for both fusion and Edo styles.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so shall it be written so shall it be done

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 3:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're sent here by the chosen one?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well i had this weird dream last night

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, sushi

how I love thee.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 3:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lead off double!

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 3:56 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Leadoff CY standup double.

Gotta love that.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wide K zone today

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:57 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Someone should tell the umpires

that PetCo is ALREADY a pitcher’s paradise—they don’t need anymore help.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I noticed that, too

As long as it goes both ways, the argument goes. Although, that argument is kind of weak to me. Being consistently bad isn’t a great defense, IMO.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Biffed that foul out attempt

not good defense for the Padres, there.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 3:58 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Byrnes' signature popout

just fell harmlessly next to Kooz and Sailor Moon.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 3:59 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Instead we get his signature sail through a pitch for a K

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 3:59 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah

but that’s actually CY or Reynolds’ signature.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But he has a way of doing it that is entirely his own.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Advance the runner

now we need CoJack to get a hit here.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait,

CoJack growing a hitting beard?

I am not okay with that.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:01 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe he wants to play hockey

maybe for the Caps.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:02 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*swoon*

Too much hotness on one team. It would not work out.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Danny Haren shaved his beard,

so CoJack’s growing one. Thus, the universe is complete.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:03 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But... but...

Already with the ugly Byrnes pornstache, I think the Diamondbacks are over their freaky facial hair maximum for the year.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Babe

have you ever watched baseball? It says somewhere in the official rules that every team must have like 4 guys with weird facial hair at any one time. Otherwise, they get relegated to AAA.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fair point

But I think Byrnes is worth 2. That is the ugliest mustache since my high school boyfriend tried for one. ;)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:10 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmm...

fair enough.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not good

you get a leadoff double and can’t move him home?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's not terrible.

After all, this is only our first time thru the lineup.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, it's not the end of the world

but when you have a chance to score, you need to take it and not piss it away with strike outs.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:05 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn.

Leadoff double stranded.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:03 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bad fundamental baseball

starting with that strikeout/almost foul out. It drives me mad.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:04 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

high P5

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:06 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jake Peavy? "your smokin'-hot San Diego Padres"??

The Monster from Mobile needs to get his head checked…

...then again, he also wants the FO to sign Kenny Lofton.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BUT WHERE WILL KENNY END UP!?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:07 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's in Japan, moron!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, he's in New York, no Cleveland!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

line out 3-1, nice play by CoJack to fall on that

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:07 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Conor Jackson,

defensive wizard.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AS GOOD AS OWINGS WAS IN THE FIRST HALF

THAT’S HOW BAD HE WAS IN THE SECOND HALF

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HEY

You comment stealer! See if I talk the rest of the game.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:09 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey!

You do not talk to her like that.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh please

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn, lined to the right field

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:08 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Weak P4 to end the inning

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:09 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go Cinci!

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

drop me a line if you plan on

heading over to GLB. I’ll come with.

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:10 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are the Smash Bros back?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:11 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's

the Super Smash Bros, to you.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry

who are you two? I always like playing with Sheik, but King DeeDee is my backup.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm a Bowser type guy

although when I feel like getting a cheap win I’ll be Snake

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bowser is insane when you get the FInal Smash

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:16 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I always kinda

liked Kirby, just because he always makes me laugh.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

man I miss last year

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

::Briefly considers the baseball season::

Nope, I don’t.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:14 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh yeah well that wasn't so great

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:15 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does San Diego

really refer to themselves as “America’s Best City”??

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:11 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Scottsdale refers to itself as "most liveable city"

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well

that may actually be true.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:12 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's nice

but there are other places I’d rather be.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:13 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And another strikeout

I know it’s asking too much, but I wish the D”backs would cut down on that.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:13 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Come on DREEEEEEEEEEEEW

get this thing started!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:15 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And another strikeout

seriously guys, no more. No more unproductive ABs.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:16 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We're lulling them into a false sense of security

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:17 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, they need to stop that!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:17 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think they're probably sufficiently lulled.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Budweiser is not a perfect beer

More at 11.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:18 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

any beer that calls itself "lite"

should be ashamed

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The only one "lite" is Miller

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

These "The Great American Lager" commercials

are not only moronic and annoying, but they’re making me hate Budweiser EVEN MORE…

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wish the Big 3

would just stick to the idea that they’re cheap and easy. That’s why people buy them.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:19 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would make a joke about your mom here

but it wouldn’t be wise.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:20 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 4:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Free baserunner.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:19 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I feel so sorry for you guys

not having our British draught beer

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There are plenty of great beers here

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We do,

if you go to certain bars.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I "don't" drink the Irish stuff

I definitely “don’t” like Killian’s Irish Red

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because

you definitely “don’t” have a fake ID?

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I definetly don't have friends over 21

they “refuse” to buy alcohol

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's 18 here

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's why I'm going to study abroad

:-)

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, Irish isn't British, to be fair

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but ours is best;-)

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i've heard that

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You do realize

that Killian’s IS brewed by Budweiser, right?? Like Rolling Rock these days…

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh well shit!

I’m glad I’ve never had it

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For example,

Blue Moon is brewed by Coor’s. Difference is, Blue Moon is drinkable.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I "wouldn't" know

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

beer foamy,beer good

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Haha.

We plunked Sailor Moon. I don’t mind.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He drinks something pink

with a little umbrella in it.

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He’s a girl drink drunk?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 26, 2008 5:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes!

Kids in the Hall!

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 5:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay, Micah let's get this going

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:20 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You use this phrase often

I do not think it means what you think it means.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:21 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

great movie reference

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:22 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's doing not good? I'd like him to be good?

This isn’t astrophysics.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

okay

Micah gets me going

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great move by CoJack to haul that in and stay on the bag.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:23 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Like I said,

defensive wizard.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WIZARD

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:24 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

stop it chad

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SILENCE, VILLAGE IDIOT!!

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:25 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ad hominum attacks won't help your anti-wizardry cause

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:26 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ugh, another free baserunner

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Make sushi from Iguchi

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:26 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's hope for a GIDP

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+5

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's a tall catcher.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's

a pretty big unit.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:27 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he can't score

he needs 6 shots

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:28 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shaq?

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oooo

Six shots.

... Wait, you are talking about something else.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:29 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Should'nt have brought up guns

they’re talking about a graasy knoll on KTAR

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Got a strikeout

now we just need to look for an easy out to escape this inning nil nil.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

big K

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:28 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Crap

big mistake there to let a run score off a pitcher’s single.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sexual Harassment Panda?

Or, Don’t Sue People Panda?

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:31 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Depends on the day?

I will go with Sexual Harassment today, as that would make most of the baseball players uncomfortable. ;)

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by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hah!

Okay.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:35 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shit balls

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:30 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There goes striking first.

S’okay.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does that mean

according to their thinking, we’re obliged to hit the pitcher next at bat?

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah!!

How DARE the pitcher swing!!

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that really is embarrassing

when I pitcher gets an RBI. I understand it now

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh dear

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by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:31 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Owings needs to attack the batters

thats a big part of his success this season, instead of nibbling around the edges. Pound that inside.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:32 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah.

And you can afford to do it more in this stadium than any other.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:32 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If he can do it at Chase or Coors

he can do it at Dog Food Park.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's what she.... oh nevermind

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:33 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+100 million

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:34 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whoa.....

that was a ball? Really?

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:34 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yet another walk

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:35 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Huh...

that was cool, miking up the ump, when he went out to talk to Micah.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wanna give us a brief run down?

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by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Basically he just said

“I know you’re a quick worker, but we have a 2:25 break, longer than usual, because it’s on TV.”

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yea. But it was weirdly synched

So I didn’t realize it was the ump until he was almost done.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:36 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah

I kinda thought they had him dubbed as a joke.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:37 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well,

this is bad.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well there you go

you walk guys, you get screwed.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:36 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

screwed the pooch

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:38 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Walks will back to haunt you

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:37 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And more runs come in

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:38 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See, Kouz?

See what you get for swinging??

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:39 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd like to believe that's a retaliation for the CoJack hit last night

but it’s not.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:39 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nope.

It’s not retaliation. It’s Micah.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:40 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know that, I'd just like to believe it is

but it’s not.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:41 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay, the Diamondbacks need productive at bats

none of this strikeout CIA crap.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:40 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, Micah was due for a rough game.

Maybe he’ll hit 4 HRs by himself.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow.

Somehow I feel lucky that we got out of that with just 4 runs against us.

Okay, lets go. Get back on par, kay?

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:41 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

PetCo is like a par 3.

We’ve already bogied.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:43 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think the real question is

Can we just call a mulligan on that last inning?

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:44 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now that

is a capital idea.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Weak dribbler for an out

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:43 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Owings has a chance to atone for his sins

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

here we go

Micah to the dish

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:44 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank you!

Gets a one out single.

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Micah

is such a beast.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BOMBS OVER PETCO

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

C-YA!

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I may have to borrow that...

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Feel free

I mean, whats mine is yours, right? ;)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So no pre-nup then?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not for nicknames

I am giving like that. ;)

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Excellent.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

lol

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AND....CY!!

Cuts the lead in half.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:45 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So which one of our guys will get HPB for that?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Byrnes.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chris Young to Mark Reynolds:

Anything you can do, I can do better.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

had a feeling that was coming but I didn't wanna jinx it

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:46 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Looks like Byrnes is trying to tie this game by himself.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And there you go.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you gotta be kidding me

wasn’t that intentional?

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

was*

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:47 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hard to tell

I don’ think he would have gone after the leg but it might have gotten away from him.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:48 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ow.

Careful on Byrnesie.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:47 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is turning into war

bets on who gets tossed first?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 26, 2008 4:49 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joe Torre

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by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:49 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My vote...

was Jeff Kent. But I think Jeff Kent should be thrown out of every game on general principle.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:51 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll go with....

Micah. He’s big on backing up his teammates

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:50 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How's the bullpen looking?

If so, then I say go for it. I’m not usually pro-retaliation. I think most of the “unwritten rules” are ridiculous. They’re basically dick-measuring contests. However, hitting a guy because he ””swings too hard,” then hitting the next batter after someone gets a home run? That’s a bunch of crap. Sometimes you have to draw the line. I’d rather they wait for the pitcher to come up, though. That’s why I like the NL—pitchers can’t bean hitters, then hide behind the DH.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 26, 2008 4:53 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, hey,

sometimes you just gotta measure your dick.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:58 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sweet Lou.

It’s ALWAYS Lou Piniella..

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Poop

GIDP, at least we got two back.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:51 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why are the Simpson and Family Guy still on?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:53 PM EDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Better question

How is King of the Hill still on?

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:54 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

question

do you two sit in the same room and talk to each other on here?

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 26, 2008 4:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Both

The more inappropriate comments are said a loud.

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 4:55 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is all very amusing...

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 26, 2008 4:56 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don't hog the inappropriate comments

share them. I love inappropriate comments

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 4:57 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now I am going blank

But if I think of one, I will shoot it on out there. :D

I have been colonized.

by mrssoco on Apr 26, 2008 5:00 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'll be here

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 26, 2008 5:01 PM EDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know King of the Hill isn’t everyone’s tastes- my wife hates it- but I think it’s unfairly dismissed by some. It has some pretty good episodes.

My two favorite lines:

Bobby is asking Hank why men get treated differently than women sometimes, and Hank’s responds, “It’s called the double standard, son. Don’t knock it- we got the long end of the stick on that one.”

and

There’s a Renaissance Festival in town, and Dale shows up wearing a Star Trek-like uniform. He’s arguing with the woman at the ticket window, “It says ‘one dollar off with period