Gameday Thread, #17, 4/19 vs. Padres
San Diego Padres at Arizona Diamondbacks, Apr 19, 2008 8:10 PM EDT
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Not much to say, as I am about to head off my Mrs. SnakePit's sister for a post-birthday dinner. The delayed Evil Chris Young, who sucked last time out, takes on Edgar Gonzalez, who also sucked last time out, but is at least now missing the offending tooth. Unless Evil Chris Young's count of elbows stops at one, advantage to us there, it would seem. We'll see how this goes: unlikely I'll be commenting, for dinner-related reasons [what IS is with this 5:10pm start, anyway?], but I'll be back for the wrap-up either tonight or tomorrow morning.
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Just kidding.
I’m bored/sleepy, can’t wait for the game to start. Any ideas on how to kill 40 minutes? :)
I need the DBacks to pick me up after that piece of …. of a basketball game :(
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 7:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Who let’s Tim Duncan hit a three? Honestly?!
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 7:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd be glad to answer that for you
But I have a fork jammed right into my temple.
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
Still fat fingers and the new posting system …
The best part was hearing the commentators complain about Manu flopping. Sigh. So true.
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 7:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you’re up 3 and they have possession, you have to foul. YOU HAVE TO FOUL!
My 90 year old grandmother knows that, but we have 2 chances to do it, and we let them hit threes both times. I could literally cry right now.
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There’s no way we’re winning this series now, this is as good a chance as we’ll get to win in S.A.
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Keys to the Game ...
1) Patience at the Plate. Bum Elbow + Shaky Bullpen = Long night for Padres staff.
2) Run. Bard can’t throw anyone out. Stealing and base running will be keys.
3) Put the ball in play. Preferably in the Center Field gaps that Edmonds has a hard time cutting off.
4) 6 strong innings from EdGon, handed over to our top end Bull Pen.
5) CoJack had a Cycle last night. He even had more bases than the cycle calls for. It’s a cycle to me :).
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 7:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If last night is anything to go by, Edmonds is cooked as a CF… although you might be able to squeeze another couple of years out of him in one of the corner spots, I guess.
by peachy rex on Apr 19, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
After watching Edmonds on those triples by CoJack, I think he needs a Segway out in center.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Edmonds was a great CF in his day but it sure looks like all the injuries have caught up to him. With Hairston, Edmonds And Giles out there, SD has to have one of the weakest OFs in the bigs.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Segway?
Don’t you mean a powered wheelchair?
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know if he's *that* slow
Maybe a golf cart?
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But
What are soco’s keys to the game?? Still waiting….
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Starting Lineup
C. Young cf .234
E. Byrnes lf .313
O. Hudson 2b .254
C. Jackson 1b .364
M. Reynolds 3b .291
J. Upton rf .377
S. Drew ss .283
C. Snyder c .190
E. Gonzalez p .000
No deviation from last night … is BoMel losing it? :)
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 7:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is our 6th better hitter batting 3rd? :)
by Philip from LA on Apr 19, 2008 7:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
Bo Mel … Crazy like a fox!
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 7:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm ... fish tacos ...
B. Giles rf .300
T. Iguchi 2b .232
A. Gonzalez 1b .273
K. Kouzmanoff 3b .297
J. Edmonds cf .217
J. Bard c .292
P. McAnulty lf .214
C. Crabbe ss .100
C. Young p .000
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 7:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dodgeballaz lost to the Braves.
Rox are tied with the ‘Stros. Giants won.
Time to beat the Pads and hope the Astros take down the Rox today.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 7:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
is the Rox win
I make $3
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 19, 2008 7:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
High roller, eh?
Isn’t it usually like $0.17 or something?
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 7:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah well I got risky tonight
on a triple parlay bet
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 19, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope that this is Edgar’s last start and that he’s replaced by Petit or Scherzer.
by Philip from LA on Apr 19, 2008 7:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A bit early for that
He had one bad start after one good start. Have some faith.
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 7:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh ...
Petit and Ed Gon switching back and forth in the 5 spot wouldn’t really upset me. I just want Scherzer to stay down until the all start break … I don’t want guys figuring him out before than.
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 7:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good call, actually.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What’s Edgar’s career ERA? What has he done to prove that he can be an effective starter in the major leagues?
by Philip from LA on Apr 19, 2008 7:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We don’t need him to be an effective starter, just a short term solution until we get DD back. I don’t know if Petit is better or not, but from what I’ve heard, Scherzer is a future reliever.
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 7:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EdGon's career ERA against the Padres
is 4.08 in five games, just for the record.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
5.91
With 31 starts over 65 Games. Those big reliever outings can kill that number, to be fair.
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 8:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not to mention
He pitched a bunch in 2004, didn’t he?
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
As a starter, 4.09 ERA in 2006 and 2007. Not too shabby for a #5 guy.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he won 8 games for us last year, in different roles. That’s very valuable to a team.
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 8:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just so. Not many teams can afford five real starters, but everyone needs a couple of guys who can fill in the fifth spot as necessary, take spot-starts and throw long relief… and do it for peanuts.
by peachy rex on Apr 19, 2008 8:06 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not to bring up the ghost of earlier today, is it a stretch to call EdGon the Shawn Marion of the DBacks?
by Snakebitten on Apr 19, 2008 8:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm?
Care to explain why EdGon=Marion?
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Erm
We should wait for EdGon to choke in the playoffs for a couple of years, and whine about being underappreciated (despite being the highest paid player on the team) before we make that comparison.
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Merely in the versatility sense… not the chemistry-killing locker-room cancer sense.
God today sucked. I’m still pissed.
by Snakebitten on Apr 19, 2008 8:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, we’re really missing Marion’s ability to defend Parker (and have him score 30) and Duncan (and have him score 30 with 20 boards)
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 8:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok Shawn ...
You can either have a chance at a world title with Nash in the desert, or go to Miami where you can quit in March.
‘Do I get paid the same’
‘Yes’
‘Beienviendo A Miami!’
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 8:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK OK I get it. The analogy sucked. I’m sorry. Baseball shall purge the anger from my system.
by Snakebitten on Apr 19, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell ...
Look at teams that have 5 plus starters, and what happens to them … White Sox, they all got old fast. Boston, your one of Josh Beckett’s pattended Blisters away from the DL.
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Edgar
I’ve never felt comfortable when he pitches. The guy just makes me nervous. Of course, tonight hasn’t done anything to change that. He can’t seem to hit Snyder’s mitt. Snyder is really looking irritated, too.
by azshadowwalker on Apr 19, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He belongs in The Land of Misfit Toys.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m personally OK with not really trying to win every 5th day until DD comes back. Especially with the way we have been hitting recently.
by Snakebitten on Apr 19, 2008 8:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
That ..
And Micha has been AMAZING to this point, which I wasn’t expecting. We have three guys that can give us 6 plus solid innings while Randy get’s up to health and our 5th starter just needs to keep us in it.
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 8:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Micah
Shows you just what you can do with Spring Training stats :)
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 8:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Snydes too,
unfortunately. :-(
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No joke
Fantasy Steal of the Year, I said to myself. Don’t go for a top flight catcher, just get snyder late in the drafts, I said. Two weeks later, he’s been dropped on every team I have …
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right as he starts to hit,
naturally.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Such is the life of a Fantasy Freebaser …
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 8:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This kind of thinking really annoys me. You try and win EVERY game. Is it August and are we ahead by 10 games?
by Philip from LA on Apr 19, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it's not,
so let’s trade our entire farm system for Noah Lowry, or something….
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't get too wound up about it,
but I do second the feeling that you should try to win every time you go out there. Of course, you’re not going to do that, but you should at least have that as your goal.
by azshadowwalker on Apr 19, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because, you know,
I’m sure that we’re trying to lose by pitching EdGon…
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Man....
I’ve been anticipating this game all day….
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I had him too
But no one screwed me as much as Hunter Pence. He makes Tulowitzki look like A-Rod.
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 8:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
1 pitch
1 out.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
one pitch, one out. That’s a nice way to start out.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Strangely
it drives me slightly less crazy when we’re playing a team with a AA offense, like the Pads.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AA or not, they get paid to hit the ball. Let’s not tempt fate.
by Snakebitten on Apr 19, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got nothin.
You’re right.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gameday is reminding me that I can’t wait to be able to watch these games on TV again….
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Care to elaborate?
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s just been very glitchy the past few days it seems.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
I mean, when are you going to be able to watch it again?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, right
Little over two weeks. We’re moving down to Phoenix the first weekend of May.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must be nice.
Where are you now again?
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Logan, Utah
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's what I thought....
....isn’t Utah part of the Dbacks’ market?
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, according to MLB. Not that there’s anyone showing games up here.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm....
Have you thought about writing to the Dbacks and letting them know?
Dunno that it’d do anything, but still.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sent out e-mails after the “national” broadcast debacle on Fox. I suspect it’ll do a grand total of naught.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Makes sense
Community ties of the secular kind to Utah and all.
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
6 straight balls is not a good thing. ‘cmon Ed-it’s-Gon, bear down.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Why constantly
coming with the “Ed-it’s-Gon”, huh?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw him doing the studio pre-game for the Dodgers-Braves game on Fox, so he might be there.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fox.
He was on the national pregame show today. He always does that on weekends.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who's on TV?
Who replaced Gracie? I’m listening on the radio.
by Snakebitten on Apr 19, 2008 8:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Darn
I love it when Garagiola does the games. He is so old school.
by Snakebitten on Apr 19, 2008 8:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
Hellz yeah.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eww!
Cranky Old Man! Actually, I haven’t heard him for two seasons since he moved to Saturday games ( I work saturday nights) ... But when we were losing and he did Sunday’s, he was SO CRANKY.
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 8:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
To be honest,
when we were losing, I was so cranky too…. and I’m 23.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gonna give you that ...
The 04 season was a horrible year. I got fired from a decent job, and had to deal with the 111 loss summer …
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
There is a reason I don’t really remember the 2003-2006 seasons. All I feel is pain.
by Snakebitten on Apr 19, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2005 was decent.
We outperformed our Pythag, and did WAY better than 2004. Also, 2003 season was the original Season of the Living Baby-Backs. ::Horror music plays::
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
we could ONLY improve from 04. There was nowhere else to go.
by Snakebitten on Apr 19, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not a fan of Joe Sr.
He’s too “get those damn kids off my lawn!” for me. It just bugs.
by azshadowwalker on Apr 19, 2008 9:52 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like him.
He’s funny, and he’s old-skool.
He’s funnier than Matt Williams.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like him- it’s like watching a baseball game with your great-uncle or something.
I read his book a few weeks ago, too, which was fairly entertaining.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yah.
Plus Matt Williams kinda scares me. He seems so humorless that I’m constantly worried that he’s gonna go all roid-rage on Darron.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gracie too!
I don’t understand the people who perceive him as this old curmudgeon. He presents a broader perspective, but in no way does it ever venture into “in my days everything was great and all these young punks have no respect and are going to hell.”
Thom Brennaman was a thousand time more “get off my lawn” than Joe Sr.
by dahlian on Apr 19, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa....
I can’t recall Gracie EVER saying ANYTHING close to that….
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry,
I actually meant Sr. is funnier than Gracie. The body text was about Sr.
And if any more proof was needed about Joe’s awesomeness and open-mindedness he gave a nice little prop to sabremetrics and DIPS theory.
by dahlian on Apr 19, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sabremetrics: Giving baseball more acronyms than games in a season.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No I understand.
I was agreeing with you that they’re both hella funny.
Somehow, I worded it very poorly, though….
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry,
but I don’t really find Grace to be that funny at all.
by dahlian on Apr 19, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
at least you don’t find Joe G a crochety old man.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Upton
prolly coulda caught that, but it’s okay.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Checked-swing bunt,
eh, Kooz? Nice.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:21 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Beware
the offensive force that is 2008 Jim Edmonds.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well....
1-2-3-4-5 inning isn’t bad, if nobody scores.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Once again, our pitchers leave runners in scoring position. Not a habit I find good for my nerves, but one I enjoy seeing the results of.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Evening all
Lets hope for another good game and win for the D-Backs
On a sad note I don’t know if its been mentioned here but former MLB Catcher for the Red Sox and Mariners John Marzano died this weekend. If anyone ever watched MLB TV programming then you’ll know John as a host from there as well. I loved that guy he really did know his stuff and to die at 45 is a real tragedy :(
by Wimb on Apr 19, 2008 8:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Rly?
I hadn’t heard that! What happened?
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently a fall at his home
Suspected heart attack,
http://mlb.mlb.com/news/article.jsp?ymd=20080419&;content_id=2554151&vkey=news_mlb&fext=.jsp&c_id=mlb
There seems to be the start of some form of condolance page on the Leading Off Blog
http://leadingoff.mlblogs.com/
such a shame :(
by Wimb on Apr 19, 2008 8:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Saw it on Yahoo
They had a picture of him Fighting Paul O’Niel from 06.
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 8:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Young walks on four straight
That’s a good start.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Walk to slide, as G. Love and Special Sauce would say
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 8:27 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chris White Young
(AKA Evil Chris Young) walks Chris Black Young. (AKA Good Chris Young.)
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
1st inning conferences
between pitcher and catcher are always good…unless its YOUR pitcher and catcher.
by Snakebitten on Apr 19, 2008 8:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
“can you throw him out?”
“Nope”
“Well … Crap”
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 8:30 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Weirdest wild pitch...
...EVER.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Byrnes trying to make it 2-0
on THAT swing…
Not that I’m complaining, on 3-1.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I love that
“With Eric Byrnes batting, wild pitch by Chris Young, Chris Young to second.”
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome!
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sign is AWESOME....
“Our Chris Young Is Better Than Yours…..”
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Another walk. Double steal, perhaps?
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
pitch count pitch count pitch count.
Let’s get to that pen with a wild Chris Young out there.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 8:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
O Dawg
Huh??? So many weird rules to baseball.
by Snakebitten on Apr 19, 2008 8:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
You can’t make contact with the ball when you’re out of the batters box.
I think that it was pretty strange that we were bunting there. Young is pretty wild right now. I wouldn’t have been bunting.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 8:36 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think O-Dawg did it on his own.
He’s been scuffling lately, after all
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought it was odd, too. Pitcher walks the first two batters and you’re looking to make contact on the first pitch?
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Batter interference?
Oooookay.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Do NOT let him wriggle out of THIS one...
WE’RE the snakes here…. only WE can do that.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I would LOVE to see another Wild Pitch
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice steal!
Now bring ‘em home!
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Mark!
We need to see 2008 Mark here, not 2007 Mark….
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:36 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Son of a....
Well, that was a waste.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:37 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
22, I think
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
True.
Positive thoughts, people.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Curses
Let’s send them down, and try again next inning.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait a second --
Lacee Collins? Really?
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:39 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I didn't know she left KVOA
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:41 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some half-assed work on Google tells me she left KVOA at the end of March.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too.
She was the weekend sports anchor for KVOA down here.
I liked her mostly because any woman who can talk sports is hott.
Used to live in an apt complex with a female sportswriter for the Tucson Citizen, too.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You;d love my family, then.
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 19, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Again, one pitch, one out. Nice.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:40 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Chris Young
Is it too early to call him a gold glove candidate???
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, who won it for CF last year?
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah.
So see, the way the Gold Glove works, it’s like an inherited title.
When Aaron Rowand either dies or is retired, then somebody else will win it.
But not until then.
It’s a fairly meritorious award.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
/sarcasm
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm with you
Andruw Jones has been in steady decline for years but he keeps getting them.
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 8:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't matter HOW fat and lazy he is this year,
doesn’t matter HOW many balls bounce over his head or around him, he won’t NOT get it until he retires.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Last Year's Winners at Outfield
- Aaron Rowand – Philadelphia Phillies * Andruw Jones – Atlanta Braves * Carlos Beltrán – New York Mets * Jeff Francoeur – Atlanta Braves
Rowand and Francoeur tied for third, so they were both awarded it.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunatly ...
Top Gold Glove canidates need to injury themselves making plays.
by Captain D Bag on Apr 19, 2008 8:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He has grown throughout the last 1 plus years. He’s gonna be a very special player.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I sure as hell HOPE so,
since we’re gonna be on the hook for a long time.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can’t believe the White Sox let him go. Was he in the Javier Vasquez trade?
by Snakebitten on Apr 19, 2008 8:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The funny thing is,
the Dbacks originally wanted Brian Anderson, but the ChiSox didn’t wanna give him up.
Um….. so, basically, that part of the trade was just as much luck as anything else, since Anderson really sucks in the majors.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa
That guy with the kid on his lap in the Dbacks garb looks like Bruce Bochy
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:42 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
1-2-3
Now, get the offense going!
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:43 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
IAWTC
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
EdGon with the ribby two bagger!
Holy moly!
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well done Snyder
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 8:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
OUR PITCHERS ROCK!!!
SCREW YOU, FOULPOLE, AND YOUR “ED-IT’S-GON” NICKNAME!!
Heh….. unless you wanna apply that nickname to his hitting, now!!
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently dentistry works!
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I actually was afriad that was a ground rule double
and we wouldn’t score….
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Grace would have loved that
I just read what I wrote and it’s as if I think he’s dead :D :D
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
RIP, Gracie. You left us far to early. ;-)
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 8:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's not really dead
He just wanted an excuse to have someone throw a wake.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only one man showed up
It was Jonathan Broxton :)
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ like 23.5
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We should all honor his memory....
By having a beer and a smoke….
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa....
Why is Charlie Weis umpiring at 3rd base??
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to go Ed Gon!
That is why the NL is superior to the AL. Pitchers hitting; its a beautiful thing.
by Snakebitten on Apr 19, 2008 8:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
If our government wants to get involved in baseball (which i’m not a fan of) then the outta outlaw the DH.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 8:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah, let the pussy league use the DH.
We all KNOW who’s better….
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
???
Two outs, pitcher at the plate, and they try to pick off our catcher at first, who’s 0 for 2 in his career in steals?
Way to go, EdGon! The 2008 Diamondbacks- if the rest of the team won’t get it done, the pitchers sure will!
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Really? Ohfer?
I thought he was successful on a double-steal last year….
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ESPN tells me he was caught stealing once in ‘05, and once last year, but no stolen bases.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
ESPN does not care about lying to you, either….
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
True. Yahoo agrees with ESPN, though, so I suspect they’re official stats.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought I remembered one
late last year
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I can find no statistical proof of either instance ever occuring for Snyder.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa.... Twilight Zone.....
::do do do do, do do do do….::
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, defensive indifference, it is a harsh mistress.
No, that’s the sea. Never mind.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's the Moon!
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ed-Gon!
Wooo :D Micahs been teaching his stablemates a a few tricks I see
by Wimb on Apr 19, 2008 8:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Heck
As Jim pointed out, Danny Haren almost had an RBI last nite, too, but was robbed by AGon.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 8:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was agony to watch
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well... I dunno about that....
Very, very little of last night’s game was agony.
Well, honestly, seeing Maddux get creamed by that much and keep pitching was sorta agonizing.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
AGon-y
d’uh
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 9:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clever girl….
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 Ks this inning for EdGon
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
X your fingers
for a 3rd
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That makes it very slow to type. But sacrifices must be made.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
ij ikldf tr
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 9:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Joe G....
“Pickoff?? He was 3 feet off the bag!!”
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
ugg
walks:-(
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No ugg.
Followed by a groundout.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:08 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I figure our bullpen can handle more work than the Padres bullpen can.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay!
Double D in da hizous… again!
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Young has thrown 42 pitches through 2 and looks pretty wild so far.
Let’s make him work, boys!
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 9:09 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
let's kill the youngling!
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 9:11 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yah.
It’s awesome to hear.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Crappy inning
Didn’t even work the count
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 9:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a quick inning
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm....
“Orlando Hudson supports Autism”? That’s terrible!!
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:16 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow. I always thought it was pretty easy to pick sides on some fights, but I guess not everyone sees it that way.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did the girl just say
That Orlando Hudson supports Autism? Lol
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 9:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
See above
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
O-Dawg!!!
He need to get the platinum glove award.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Tie game!
F#&%!!
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ack
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Just served up the meatball to a rule 5 guy.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 9:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You realize....
....that Dan Uggla is a rule 5 guy too, right?
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why the heck
are there “Aveeno Positively Ageless” commercials on Fox Sports AZ? This isn’t figure skating….
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:20 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Edgar is pitching a lot worse than the score indicates. The Padres are in a terrible hitting funk.
by Philip from LA on Apr 19, 2008 9:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Their offense has been terrible. So has their bullpen, too, so I’m not too worried right now…
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:23 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
I REALLY don’t get all this hate for EdGon so early in the season….
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, he did spend a lot of time in the off-season traveling the country and kicking puppies, so…
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m not basing my assessments of Edgar based on this season. He has a 5.9 career ERA. He had a 5 ERA last season. And I don’t think “winning 8 games” last season is very valuable for the team, since wins are a completely meaningless statistic. I would say that he was NOT valuable to the team b/c he posted a 5 ERA in a good chunk of innings.
I’m also a big fan of Petit and think that he deserves a shot.
by Philip from LA on Apr 19, 2008 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Touché, paqs!!
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In about 80 career innings if I remember correctly. And Edgar has about 200+ career innings. And Petit is about a year and half younger than Edgar. More specifically, Edgar has proven that he can’t be an effective starter IN THIS BALLPARK.
It might be a moot point. Scherzer has the potential to be much better than both of them, right now.
by Philip from LA on Apr 19, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really wouldn't pay any attention to his 5+ ERA last season,
seeing as how we really only played him when we were getting blown out.
IIRC, his starter’s ERA was much better.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
From '05-'07
EdGon has a 4.09 ERA as a starter in 94 innings.
As a reliever he has a 6.80 ERA in 48 innings.
by dahlian on Apr 19, 2008 9:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thx.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're really touchy about this, huh?
First the “screw you” comment to foulpole, now this. Are you related to Edgar or something?
I'm always nervous when the guy is on the mound--and not just this year. I just don't feel comfortable with him out there. It's not a crime. Relax.
by azshadowwalker on Apr 19, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's weird.
I didn’t realize I hit the block quote button. Anyway, the guy makes me nervous. There seem to be a few people who feel that way. Relax. It’s not a personal attack.
by azshadowwalker on Apr 19, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a far cry from "makes me nervous"
to “not trying to win”. Is Gonzalez a great pitcher? No. Would I feel comfortable going into a season with him set as our number five starter? Probably not. But that’s not his role. He’s a swing man/sixth starter. For just about any team in the game he’s an asset in that role.
For the most part he keeps us in games and gives us a chance to win, which is pretty much the most you can reasonably ask from that spot in your pitching staff.
by dahlian on Apr 19, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah.
I just hate all the negativity and bitching this early in the season—especially when we’ve got the best record in MLB so far. Also, foulpole’s been using that nickname since before his first start of the season.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap....
.... I just realized, that’s the Pads’ first HR in almost 2 weeks.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Something like 95 innings, was it?
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
shiit
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 9:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh-oh
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish I was wrong about Edgar. But I’ve argued for some time that he hasn’t proven that he can be an effective major league pitcher. Starting with his scary home run rate in a hitter’s park.
by Philip from LA on Apr 19, 2008 9:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Our offense seems to have crashed. Someone reboot it.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
out of cheese error
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 9:43 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anthill Inside?
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dammit!
I guess this is what I get for eating a salad during a baseball game.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A salad? Geez. I just started eating a steak, maybe that’ll help them.
I probably should have gone with hot dogs, though.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah.
Steak is probably manly enough.
It’s just like how we were talking about Prince Fielder, remember? He turned veggie-tarian, and now he sucks.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In light of the weird story
from GLB last night ,

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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
+ 1 meeellion dollars
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's EdGon's pitch count?
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
95, so I wonder if we’ll see the bullpen next inning.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF??
They’re playing Livin’ La Vida Loca at the ballgame???
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on, Byrnes!
Let’s get some runs here!
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay, Hudson, then.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon O-Dawg
impress us
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
CoSmacks the ball
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Git 'er done, Reynolds!!
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It’s time for our bats to…
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by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Allow me.

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF....
Crap, we’re having trouble with posting pictures again.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How bout this?

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's one fug-ugly wall
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 10:04 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought that it went well with the ugly bats.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 10:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yay!
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on, Mark!
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa....
I just love this new, faster CoJack.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It is nice to see.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Reynolds, the RBI was enough,
so we won’t hold the boneheaded slide past the bag against ya.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Maaaaaarrrkkkkk!!!!!
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
A run is better than not. Glad to see some noise out of the offense- it’s a start.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Ah, Hairston
Good to see you again.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Giles sure is a lot smaller than he used to be.
I wonder why???
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 10:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Shrink ray?
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Both he and his brother must have been hitten by the same ray gun???
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know how it is. Head home for Christmas, turns out your nephew got a shrink ray from Santa and keeps forgetting to turn on the safety.
Tale as old as time.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those stinkin’ nephews will get you every time.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bonds got shrunk too.
It’s a conspiracy….
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could stop hearing
“Tad Igutchi” as
“tamagotchi”
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 10:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
for obscure mid-90s Japanese fads
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+5
for the first person to make a reference to Pogs (Yeah, not Japanese, I know, but still.)
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obscure?
They were the pogs of the late nineties.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+5
duly awarded
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I’d even started typing it before the bounty was offered.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
bonus
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Except
that if my pogs had started bitching at me about not being fed and stuff, I’d have had to put down whatever I was smoking/drinking.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on, Cruz, get some outs
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
there it is
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Excellent, just one more to get out of trouble.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Howzabout now?

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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
There it is!
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
I hadda host it myself on my Flickr acct….. which has apparently been usurped by Yahoo.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I noticed that a while back when I wondered why I was signed into Flickr, despite not having an account there.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's so ugly
it better work
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He’s due up 2nd in our half. How often do we see a player make a great play on D then a big hit the next half inning?
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hardly ever,
but people really like to talk about it as if it’s a common thing.
by dahlian on Apr 19, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
yay reason!
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
you called it
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bows
Thanks you, thank you, thank you.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
DROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
The crowd sounds like it’s booing, but we know better.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Jupton! No!!
Eh, s’ok. I’m not really sure why I’m complaining about a baserunner on 1st w/ no outs.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa....
Pretty generous strike 1.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on, guys!
Their bullpen sucks, let’s get to it!
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Has melvin learned
Not to bunt, finally?
by Craig from Az on Apr 19, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Dreeeeeewwww
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
wtf??
That wasn’t much of a strike 2, either
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DROOOOOOOO!!!!!
TIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
DROOOOOOOOO!
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh....
SD OFs = teh suck
2nd time in 2 games that one of our guys has gotten an XBH off an OF’s glove. (CoJack’s 3b last nite)
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I honestly can't describe
all the amount of happy that Option J makes me.
by dahlian on Apr 19, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
JUbilant?
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just remember
how excited my old roommate and I got when we officially clinched the worst record in the NL in 2004 guaranteeing us first dibs on J.
I feel like a father watching his son grow up and make him proud.
by dahlian on Apr 19, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
EdGon AND Evil CY are both off the hook.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha....
They got Kirk Gibson in the background yelling at Droo.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I do look forward to, later in the season, being able to pull Tracy or CoJack off the bench to pinch hit.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:28 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
4-3!!!!!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
CY comes through!!
BTW, have I mentioned what a freakin’ weak OF the Padres have
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh....
Allow me to repeat myself: SD OFs = teh suck
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Made Of Win
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Told you their bullpen sucked.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
be excited a t the walk
but O-Dawg is up:-(
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Hudson is not having a great day. But glad to have the lead back.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
O-Dawg could go Ofer a week and still help us win with his D.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
True.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
CATCH!!
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe his nickname
should be “Superman”?
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about Nitro?
He’s pretty explosive.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That catch
That’s something else. How many outfielder in the league make that catch? Andruw Jones? He couldn’t get in the same area code.
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’ve seen Andrew play a few games this year and I wonder if he has a bad wheel. He’s not moving very well. If so, then when he gets healthy, look out.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
Watching that replay of his amazing GS-stealing catch from last year… I just love how all the Pads fans’ faces look so crestfallen after that catch.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Man, that 1-1 was called a ball on the last guy.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I am REALLY glad we got Qualls,
since having a great setup man is probably more important than a great closer anyway, so
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
We need a comic book name for CY...
Nightcrawler?
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The Flash?
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
see my post above
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know....
Not a fan, personally.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was always a Marvel girl myself
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That makes sense,
somehow.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bah. Superman’s boring, as superheroes go.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking more
of the Eminem song
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, c'mon!!
Do NOT defame CY with an Eminem reference….
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Interesting
conversation between some GLBers and myself
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice PA for Reynolds with the bb. It’s nice to see him laying off the weak stuff.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Another walk for Reynolds
He’s got 10 in the first 17 games, as opposed to 39 all last year.
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by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And he hits the ball a ton. He’s a keeper.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That REALLY looked like a HR
off the bat of Jupton
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn’t they learn intentionally walking Drew to get to Snyder was a bad idea last night?
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
good point… love to see part deux here.
"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck
by njjohn on Apr 19, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+...something....
depending on how Snydes does.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
good call… and good execution by snyder
"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck
by njjohn on Apr 19, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm confused,
Did reynolds really think that ball could have been caught.
I don’t know if he should have tried to score or not (esp. with one out), but I would have at least like to see him get to third sooner to allow for the possibility.
by dahlian on Apr 19, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Poor Snyder… two games in a row the Pads say ‘yeah, you’re less dangerous than Drew, you walking GIDP.”
by peachy rex on Apr 19, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
And he gets RBIs both times. Good enough for me.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hehe. Pads may want to rethink their strategy.
by peachy rex on Apr 19, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
This could
have something to do with why they’re losing….
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Pads may want to rethink their outfield. ;-)
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm telling ya,
the Padres outfield jokes just never get old.
by dahlian on Apr 19, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
IW for Drew?
This is madness!
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No....
This… Is… ARIZONA!!!!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We dine in Hell tonight
but cheaper, this season.
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Sally!!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
nice AB
"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck
by njjohn on Apr 19, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And they had just put Sailor Moon in… perhaps the Pads should rethink their infield too, eh?
by peachy rex on Apr 19, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's normally
REALLY solid at SS….
Those long Japanese-drawn legs, you know?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
BYRNES!!
EXTENDING THAT STREAK!!!!!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap....
Did ANYONE see this turning into a blowout at the point that Evil CY was cruising and had a 3-1 lead?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you
Sailor Moon!
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Sailor Moon
My daughter calls him “Sandra”
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 19, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So long as it's a woman's name,
I won’t argue.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cuz she thinks he looks like a girl.
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 19, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotcha. I thought that it may have a deeper meaning.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bam Bam !!!
And the hitting streak is alive and well!
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
10-3!!!
"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck
by njjohn on Apr 19, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
No way
finally O-Dawg gets a hit
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the difference between last year’s team and this one’s, right here – not just the increased offensive firepower, but the ability to blow a game open in a single inning.
by peachy rex on Apr 19, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yah.
We don’t have to slowly nibble away to win.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
What happened?
first we were down by one run, then we blowing it right out of the water.
by singaporedbacksfan on Apr 19, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh... dude....
too soon….
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cla?
That’s a name?
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 19, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinda, Like Magrat, I think.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 11:35 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey! It’s my birthday today. The D-Backs finally started scoring when I got home. Thanks to San Diego for taking Chris Young out of the game. Great birthday gift.
by SongBird on Apr 19, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
they gota win
on my birthday too!
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by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea! Good to see wins on your birthday.
by SongBird on Apr 19, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Happy Birthday to you too!
and the Dbacks got the win for you!
by singaporedbacksfan on Apr 19, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Siddown,
Sailor Moon.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:10 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
San Diego may also wish to rethink their bullpen, which has now squandered excellent outings by Peavy and Young just in the last three days. That’s a lot of rethinking on tap for you, Mr GM.
by peachy rex on Apr 19, 2008 11:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, their pen was pretty used up in that marathon vs. the Rockies. That hangover could last a few days.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
So long as it lasts through tomorrow afternoon…
by peachy rex on Apr 19, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um...
I wouldn’t say the bullpen wasted the outing by Peavy…. the offense did, though.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny thing is
Kevin Towers actually thought that Jim Edmonds would be a substitute for Mike Cameron… I mean, Cammy isn’t a superstar, but he’s not a total scrub, either….
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my, I do love this offense we are trying out this year. New and different. But, I think I like it.
by SongBird on Apr 19, 2008 11:11 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Way to go out on a limb there… :)
I saw an online poll yesterday (the Republic I think) in which more than 2% of respondents said the D’backs weren’t doing as well as they had expected. And I was like “what do you people want?”
by peachy rex on Apr 19, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha.
I saw that poll too. Crazy 2%. What more could you possibly want?
by SongBird on Apr 19, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously?
Have they looked at the record at all?
It's like living with a six-year old.
by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 19, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
162-0, I guess.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude,
they lost two games to Cincy, and they’ve lost to the Rockies and Giants already. TOTALLY unacceptable…..
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I took a poll with Yogi the other day and he said that 50% of the game is 90% mental.
by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Props to everyone
Including EdGon. Quality start, gave us a chance to win, that’s all you can ask for from your 6th starter.
by paqs on Apr 19, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Check your bias at the door, please :)
by Philip from LA on Apr 19, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
J.Mo
on da postgame sho
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, this (almost) makes up for that Suns fiasco.
by SongBird on Apr 19, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I like the Suns,
but I’m not a huge bball fan, (besides the Hoyas) so this def makes up for ANYTHING the Suns could do.
Unless they contributed to the genocide in Darfur or something like that. NOTHING could make up for that.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Basketball, in my mind, just fills the time before Spring Training.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 11:33 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We call it netball
and it’s played by girls!
We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.
by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
personally offended by your culture
being from Indiana and all.
Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.
by seton hall snake pit on Apr 19, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
hoosier daddy??
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:38 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We call football soccer
and it’s played by girls? So do you really want to enter this discussion?
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on Apr 20, 2008 12:23 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
like I said, I do love me some Hoyas. It’s funny, tho…. I couldn’t give a crap about UA bball, really.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:39 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Another day..
.. another great game.
by oklahomasooners on Apr 19, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Another 10 runs
Ho hum.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well,
we’re now avging 6.588 runs/game. I was worried tonight might depress that…
Nope!
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:38 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
I just watched the video of the RBI double from Byrnes, and I think this is the first time I’ve seen him with the mustache.
Man, he looks kinda goofy.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 11:49 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
It's
DEFINITELY a porn ‘stache.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:51 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever it is,
it is working. I am in favor of anything that keeps the mojo flowing.
by Snakebitten on Apr 19, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can’t argue with that.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
I guess it’s NOT my beer consumption, because I forgot to drink a beer again. I had iced coffee instead tonight.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whoa!
Danica Patrick finally won a race!
That’s so hott…..
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 12:07 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow. That’s just… wow. I never thought I’d see the day.
Guess we can’t call her the Anna K of racing anymore, hey? (Although to be fair to Anna K, she was an excellent doubles player.)
by peachy rex on Apr 20, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
And that most people might make it to pro
but that doesn’t mean they’re elite. She’s singled out ‘cos she’s hot and put herself out there as a model.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on Apr 20, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just so. She was good – very good, in fact, at her peak. But was getting top-5 hype with top-20 talent, so of course she disappointed.
by peachy rex on Apr 20, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah.... I'll BET she was a good doubles player.
I can think of a few doubles games I’d like to play with her.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 12:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
She played with Hingis in all three of her Slam finals appearances (two titles.) I point this out simply as a matter of sporting curiousity.
by peachy rex on Apr 20, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
In that case,
I spose I can think of a few triples games too
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Besides,
she’s married.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey! I'm back
I only got to watch until the 5th before my Jewish duty called, and then received a text mentioning something awesome had happened in the 8th, and that we had won.
So after the seder I went to my Tivo and fast-forwarded to the 8th, Salazar walks. I’m thinking, “hey, grand slam?” Chris Young steps up the plate and…
Nothing. This is precisely the moment the recording reached it’s limit.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on Apr 20, 2008 12:22 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
The game will be up on MLB.com soon enough, if it isn’t already… and the video quality is decent enough at 800k.
by peachy rex on Apr 20, 2008 12:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I looked up what happened
so now I’m just curious how the error played out.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on Apr 20, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh crap!!
I was talking to my friend Morowitz in NY today and I forgot it was Passover!!
Oh well. So did he, probably.
Anyway, happy Passover, soco.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woo!
No bread for a week!!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on Apr 20, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's a very bad Jew.
My friend Morowitz, I mean.
Eric Cartman is his favorite fictional character.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey!
I’ve made some diplomatic progress with Gaslamp Ball! Believe it or not!
I was able to introduce them to something they actually like about the Dbacks!!
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 1:04 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Impressive. Although T&A makes every diplomat’s task easier, yes? (And if you forge a detente with GLB, then who do we have left to hate? I guess we’d be down to LA, except for the ultramontanes who despise the Orckies… hating SF this year is like putting six past Derby County – it may be superficially satisfying, but you feel a little dirty doing it.)
by peachy rex on Apr 20, 2008 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hating SF this year
is like stealing a retarded kid’s lunch money
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 1:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We’ve got five whole other divisions in baseball to dislike, plus the national media coverage. You know, the people who would make you think that the Red Sox are the hottest team in baseball right now.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 20, 2008 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that’s true. But there’s something more visceral in hating a team you actually, you know, play.
by peachy rex on Apr 20, 2008 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I LOVE THE SOX
I WEAR MY PINK SOX HAT ALL THE TIME
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on Apr 20, 2008 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude....
I really hope that reference to a “pink sock” was unintentional….
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 1:15 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was
I was trying to make a comment to the Red Sox fans who have pink fashion hats.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on Apr 20, 2008 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok, good.
That’s really what I hoped…. I guess you can understand my horror?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I realized that after I wrote it....
so to any of the kids out there that now have been shocked beyond belief by this, I’m truly sorry.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on Apr 20, 2008 1:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeez....
yeah, think about the CHILDREN, soco??
It’s okay. Someone at GLB made a reference to pegging earlier, too, and didn’t know what it means.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 1:24 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh
And I didn’t say anything about not hating GLB. Feel free to still talk crap about Spiderman and MySpace and the Rainbow Unicorn. This is like the end of the Cold War; the Orckies are like the Japanese (even tho, ironically, their one Japanese player from last year is now with Houston) and we went to war with them but now we’re mostly cool with them. GLB is like the Russians—after the Cold War, we got kinda cool with them, but then later (like… right now) we both decided to still hate each other.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 1:14 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess, if we slightly expand the analogy,
per Kishi’s suggestion, that could make the national media into the UN?
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 1:18 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe
If we’re talking about a different UN that was centered on Mars, and didn’t care to acknowledge many of the participants of the Cold War very often.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 20, 2008 1:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
This is the UN today. Like back in 2001 when we won they were down with us and everything, but not anymore. Now they TOTALLY ignore us in favor of all the little crappy worse “powers”.... like the Phillies, Orioles, and White Sox.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 1:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO NO NO
If the Rockies are Japan then we’re China. Two regional powers that at times may seemingly have similar interests, but in reality would wipe the other off the face of the planet if given the opportunity.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on Apr 20, 2008 1:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
No.
The Rockies are Japan, we’re the US, and you’re some dude who… hates Japanese people.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 1:22 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
More like yer one of them sympathizers
well we won’t stand for that kind!
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on Apr 20, 2008 1:25 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
We DO have a lot of Orckies fans down here in Tucson,
since they do ST here. You gonna set up an internment camp or something??
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 1:26 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't
Living in Tucson is punishment enough.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 20, 2008 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much this
Living in “Big Yuma” is punishment enough I would think.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on Apr 20, 2008 1:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
An alternate scenario
Perhaps, rather than the end of the Cold War, this is more like the early 1800s.
Arizona, the young, fresh-faced upstart is, of course, the new nation of America. The Rockies are Great Britain- enemies in hard-fought struggles, but still with a bond of a common ancestry behind them. Meanwhile, the Dodgers are France- as the French hoped for Napoleon to return their nation to glory, so the Dodgers fans put their faith in Joe Torre. The Padres, I suspect, are Spain, once a dominant power in the New World (or the NL West) but they found their glory eclipsed by Britain and America, and weakened by their own internal problems. The Giants, finally, are Portugal- they were a mighty presence once upon a time, but now are but a shadow of their former might.
So, that would make DbacksSkins overtures towards GLB the equivalent of the Adams-Onis Treaty? I don’t know.
Oh, and in this scenario, I guess the media would be Uatu, the Watcher.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."
by kishi on Apr 20, 2008 2:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess closer
but still not quite right. Why would the Rockies by the British, a world power? The Rockies should be more like a one and done nation.
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by soco on Apr 20, 2008 2:39 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be Canada
The Rockies’ 2007 NLCS are like The Kids in the Hall – the only meaningful thing they’ve accomplished in their history.
by dahlian on Apr 20, 2008 2:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ billions upon billions
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 2:52 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the Rockies are still going to be a team to be reckoned with for the next few years. I seriously doubt they’re as bad a team as the first few weeks of the season makes them out to be.
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by kishi on Apr 20, 2008 2:47 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
But they're not the British Empire either.
The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.
by soco on Apr 20, 2008 3:05 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm....
Alright, just for the moment, we’ll indulge you, soco; instead of the world in 1800, let’s make this the world in 1600…. the Rockies are the Vasa Swedes; a world power for all of… 80 years or so. The Dbacks are the rising nation-state of France; the Dodgers are the Russians, an ancient, dormant, and disorganized potential state; the Padres are…. again, the Spanish, strong now, but not for long, and the Giants are…. well, they can be the Papal States—it’s ALL downhill from here for them.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 3:09 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
That’s good. Jim can have a new signature line – “Le Snakepit, c’est moi.”
So who’s Austria – ie, our eternal enemy once their buddies in Spain take a swan-dive?
by peachy rex on Apr 20, 2008 3:31 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
well austria isn't really anyone yet....
theyre still a part of the sick and dying “holy roman empire.” (not holy, roman, OR an empire…. that always pissed me off)
and if this is the 1600s, then austria is almost like an ally—being Catholic and all.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 3:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I grieve to correct you, my son. Austria is about to get awfully important, eclipsing their cousins in Spain as the continental counterweight to France, and they are always – always - on the other side from us. (Hell, we prefer the Turks to the Austrians.) Indeed, if this is 1600-ish, by and by we’re going to get drawn into this nasty little spat known as the Thirty Years War… and although Vasa Sweden (hi Orckies!) do most of the fighting against the Austrians, we bankroll Swedish operations, and fight a long series of side campaigns against the Hapsburg allies in Bavaria – besides the endless god-damned war in the Low Countries against Spain.
Austria might be someone like the Mets, or even a team in the AL – their sphere of influence doesn’t directly bump into ours’ like with SD (unless you count Italy, which is to say the PCL), but they stand squarely between us and any attempt at European hegemony (ie, a pennant or WS title).
by peachy rex on Apr 20, 2008 3:49 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but...
...not in 1600. I didn’t even mention the TYW…. sorry, shoulda been more specific.
Oh, and they’re not gonna be on the other side from us after Napoleon crushes them. Not for a little while, at least.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 4:17 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who's Poland?
And who would be the Turks? And the Venetians? Obviously, the Venetians would be some feisty, small-market team—like the Marlins, or something.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 4:21 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
If this is 1600, and we’re France, then Spain is still enemy numero uno. After 1659, Spain is a second-rate power in Europe (and most historians consider Rocroi in 1643 as the moment Spain passes its torch to France as the pre-eminent power in the west.) From the 1630s, Austria becomes our principal rival – although indeed, Austria has been an intermittent enemy ever since the union of its house with that of Burgundy, although Spain is generally the more dangerous of the Hapsburg powers. (Certainly after the abdication of Charles V, when his empire is divided into Austrian and Spanish halves – their rulers still co-operate, but each state has its own particular objectives and policies.)
Now, Austria does eventually turn into a pumpkin – but that’s about two and a half centuries in the future.
Hmm, Poland… has to be someone friendly to whoever Austria turns out to be, and opposed to Colorado – recall, the Vasas spent their leisure time prior to the TYW trying to claim the Polish crown. The Turks are an enemy of our enemy situation, and someone no-one else really likes – if Austria is the Mets, for example, then Turkey could be the Yanks. (As France we don’t necessarily like Turkey, but they provide a very useful counter-weight to the Hapsburgs, both in the Med and pushing up the Danube valley to pressure Vienna.)
Italy is tough – none of the city-states are more than AAA, really, compared to powers like Austria, France and Spain… and indeed, many of them are more or less controlled by the heavy-weights. (The Hapsburgs and France have already spent a century squabbling over Milan; Naples and Sicily are firmly Spanish.)
by peachy rex on Apr 20, 2008 4:33 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Poland would be a very interesting case....
....since they need to come save the Mets from the Yankees during the second half of the century. I guess that would make whoever manages them Sobieski.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 4:41 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Red Sox, perhaps? The famousest Vasa of them all very nearly came to grief fighting in Poland – that could be spun as a WS sweep, I suppose.
by peachy rex on Apr 20, 2008 4:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Terry Francona = Jan Sobieski?
Hmmmm…. I guess I could buy that.
Then again…. I have trouble seeing Clint Hurdle as Gustavus Adolphus.
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 5:20 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hehe – you aren’t the only one. But I’m not sure Kirk Gibson is my idea of Richelieu, either… (perhaps if he added a Van Dyke to his embryonic mustache, and wore a scarlet skullcap in the dugout.)
by peachy rex on Apr 20, 2008 5:29 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmmm.....
See, I could TOTALLY see K.Gib as Richelieu…
"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."
by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 5:37 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose I could be persuaded… a scarlet skullcap would be the clincher, though.
Does this mean we can start running out a Three Musketeers theme for the youngsters? We haven’t really gotten into classic (if roistering) literature yet.
by peachy rex on Apr 20, 2008 5:56 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sentences I never thought I would read...
“See, I could TOTALLY see K.Gib as Richelieu.”
Thank you, guys, for elevating the collective SB Nation IQ about 20 points. Which will help counter the co-ed pics on GLB… :-)
by Jim McLennan on Apr 20, 2008 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes,
we rule.
But we don’t mind co-ed pics either.
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by DbacksSkins on Apr 20, 2008 7:15 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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