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Gameday Thread, #16: 4/18 vs.Padres

San Diego Padres at Arizona Diamondbacks, Apr 18, 2008 9:40 PM EDT


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Greg Maddux
RHP, 2-0, 2.00

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Dan Haren
RHP, 2-0, 2.50

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The best possible scenario for the Padres tonight, sees Maddux throw six innings, Cla Meredith pitch the seventh and eighth, then Hoffman in for the ninth. Indeed, I suspect that might be exactly what we see tonight, regardless of the game situation, since they are about the only pitchers available for San Diego, after last night's 22-inning butt-numbing epic at Petco. As noted elsewhere, Maddux basically is now maxed out at under 100 pitches, so if the D-backs exercise a little patience, he'll be done by five.

Stapling Orlando Hudson's bat to his shoulder might help here, since O-Dawg trails the team with only 3.13 pitches per plate-appearance. Perhaps surprisingly, Special K has the highest figure thus far, at 4.48. Hudson's start at the playe has been a little disappointing - he and Snyder are the only ones with an OPS+ below 110, but I think his generally-stellar defense makes up for any shortcomings. Maddux is easy to run on as well; since the start of last season, 37 of 39 base-stealers have been successful. Expect the D-backs to take advantage on the bags, though backup Padres' catcher Colt Morton [Michael Barrett is on the DL] is an unknown factor.

The Padres have swapped around their starters for the first two games: Maddux was originally slated to throw tomorrow, but Chris Young has been given an extra day of rest instead, because of elbow stiffness. It makes for an intriguing trio of pitching matchups. However, it's the offense that's the difference; thus far, the Padres don't have a single position player with an OPS of .800. The D-backs have five regul;ar starters better than .900. While we've played in more hitter-friendly parks thus far, I don't think that explains the overall gulf in OPS: Arizona are .848, San Diego at .636. That's a chasm. by any terms.

It'll be our first time at Chase since the FanFest, so we're looking forward to seeing our boys in person for the first time, and checking out the new Jumbotron. It'll also be Tony Clark's first trip back to Arizona since his departure - I'm sure he'll get a warm welcome, though since he played all 22 innings last night too, he's probably going to be dozing off at the end of the dugout. I'll therefore leave the creation of any overflow threads to Azreous, DbackSkins and snakecharmer. Report, with pics and perhaps video [note to MLB lawyers: of the Jumbotron, not the game, you silly rabbits!], to follow.

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soco's keys the game

1) practice the ballroom rumba
2) go get some dinner
3) watch “Forgetting Sarah Marshall”
4) catch some of the game if possible
5) dessert?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 18, 2008 7:51 PM EDT reply actions  

My dinner?

Took a spin with the wheel of death from the vending machine here at work! Had something that looked like a cheeseburger.

Food poisoning, just in time for the weekend!

by unnamedDBacksfan on Apr 18, 2008 8:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

With respects to soco

My keys to the game …

1) Shrink my browser when people get near my desk.
2) Eat guys over my fantasy team
3) Take a nice long lunch to listen to the game, around the fourth inning.

by Captain D Bag on Apr 18, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe the Rockies have found the key to their offensive success: sleep deprivation. They’re up 6-0 with one out in the top of the first at Houston, and the Astros bullpen is already up.

I’m looking forward to tonight’s game. The D-backs have run roughshod over the rest of the NL West, and I think the Padres aren’t the danger that many thought they would be before the season. Last season, we won the division despite our in-division record. This season, I think we can do much better.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 8:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like a slugfest

Rockies starter Morales has already allowed three hits, two walks and three runs, while retiring two batters, and the Astros have the tying run at the plate, having made it 6-3… Pretty sure Morales will not be lifted any time soon though!

by Jim McLennan on Apr 18, 2008 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

6-4 now

Should be an interesting game to watch.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 8:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Morales at 75 pitches with two outs in the third. The Rockies might be checking with the bench to see who’d be willing to throw an inning.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 9:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

today’s lineup:

C. Young cf .233
E. Byrnes lf .302
O. Hudson 2b .271
C. Jackson 1b .308
M. Reynolds 3b .269
J. Upton rf .351
S. Drew ss .294
C. Snyder c .184
D. Haren p .143

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 8:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Those other guys:

B. Giles rf .298
C. Crabbe 2b .167
A. Gonzalez 1b .274
K. Kouzmanoff 3b .300
J. Edmonds cf .233
K. Greene ss .238
S. Hairston lf .214
C. Morton c .000
G. Maddux p .000

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 9:02 PM EDT reply actions  

No Tony Clark? Aw.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 9:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

We have had a lot of success against Maddux in the past. It seems that the key is to hit that 1st pitch if he’s trying to grove it in there. Don’t let him get ahead in the count early in the game then he gets crushed.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 9:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Chipper Jones just hit a 3 run bomb to give the Bravos a 5-0 lead over the Dodgers and Lowe.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 9:18 PM EDT reply actions  

The Braves are one of those teams I just dislike. But I suppose I can put that aside long enough to want them to beat the Dodgers.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey ya'll

I’ll be in and out tonight. Taking turns playing smash bros. and posting. :-)

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 9:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice breaking ball to get Giles looking.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 9:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Sorry Im late

Internet traffic is murderous ;)

by Wimb on Apr 18, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

no no no

take a left at youtube and keep going until you get to yahoo and go right

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

Speaking of the Internet, anybody see South Park this week, its shockingly true to life whenever the internet dies in my house :D

by Wimb on Apr 18, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

Naw, you should take the short-cut through Google News!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

construction

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

1-2-3. Quick 1st for Haren.

Solid start, so far.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 9:47 PM EDT reply actions  

1-2-3 inning to start

Let’s go, offense!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

^^

Nice to start on the right foot :)

by Wimb on Apr 18, 2008 9:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Solid single for Cy to start our 1st!

Sweet!

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Lead-off runner!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

CY

Good start from the offence :)

by Wimb on Apr 18, 2008 9:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Bam Bam strokes a single to RF!

Nice to see him going the other way.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

I want to see a double steal right now

by Philip from LA on Apr 18, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

We’ve already done it twice this season, if memory serves.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 9:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Back to Back hits

yummy

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 9:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Dammit

How can you guys be so far ahead of my MLB TV

by Wimb on Apr 18, 2008 9:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Maddux isn’t fooling our guys so far. Three players with solid contact.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Let’s go, CoJack! Get some first inning runs.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

CJ with a solid three bagger to clear the bases!

Sweet!

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Man, so many chances to steal, and the baserunners haven’t attempted anything.

by Philip from LA on Apr 18, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

Maddux

rhymes with sux

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 9:56 PM EDT reply actions  

CoJack!

We’ve already scored enough runs to beat the Padres yesterday. =)

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, man!!!

I think we got a break on that call at 1st.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 9:57 PM EDT reply actions  

No, my angel flew there!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

foulpole, why don’t you post on DBBP anymore? What do you think about the season CJ is having? :)

by Philip from LA on Apr 18, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Funniest post all season, I think. =)

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

The DBacks make Greg Maddux look like Russ Ortiz.

by Philip from LA on Apr 18, 2008 9:58 PM EDT reply actions  

'Evening, everyone!

I’m out of town with sucky internet so I don’t know that I’ll be able to follow on internet tv or radio. I’ll be here as much as I can.

So what’s happening?? Score?

by snakecharmer on Apr 18, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

2-0 D-backs lead, runners at the corners, one out, bottom of the first.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

2-0

still threatening

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 9:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sweeeet

I’ve got yahoo gameday reloading, let’s see if that holds. But you all are much quicker. :)

by snakecharmer on Apr 18, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

That 2-1 to J-Up looked low and away to me.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

After Maddux retires we should hire him to be our batting practice pitcher.

by Philip from LA on Apr 18, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

A Co Jack Triple?

Did that look like a Tony Clark triple? I’m just not seeing CoJack with a lot of speed …

by Captain D Bag on Apr 18, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets go through the order here!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

J-Up with the solid ribby single!

Sweet!

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:00 PM EDT reply actions  

J-Up!

A good start to the game.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Maddux doing a great job keeping his pitch count down

by Philip from LA on Apr 18, 2008 10:01 PM EDT reply actions  

at this pace

he’ll only have 60 pitches at the end of this inning

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 10:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just don’t hit into a DP Snyder.

by Philip from LA on Apr 18, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

THAT WORKS!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ouch

IBB to get to the catcher? Make him pay for it, Snyderman…

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Wish, meet command

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Fantastic!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Snydes with the 3 run 2 bagger!!!

Sweet!!!

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

has he not noticed that Snyder's bat got hot?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

but see, Snyder’s bat is more or less the LEAST hot bat in our lineup.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Like, the centre of a sunspot

is less hot than the rest of the surface?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Precisely.

Excellent analogy.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

figured astronomy was nerdy enough to count

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

:-D

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Padres should’ve called up a Triple A pitcher to eat innings. Did they?

by Philip from LA on Apr 18, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

That’s the key to getting to Maddux. Swing early, swing often.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Number 350 isn’t looking likely tonight.

by Philip from LA on Apr 18, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Geez. The Padres OF just sucks.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

so awesome

Glad i stayed up for this one

by Wimb on Apr 18, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Jeez....

So, who is it that collected a lock of Greg Maddux’s hair in 1998 so the Diamondbacks could have a franchise Maddux voodoo doll??

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, we’ve matched the Rockies for first inning runs today.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

No Gracey, this isn’t like “Brandon Webb giving up 6 runs in the first inning.”

by Philip from LA on Apr 18, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Against any team but the Dbacks,

it really is.

Somehow the Dbacks have ALWAYS destroyed the Professor, though.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

If at first you don't succeed

go through the order again:-D

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

I don’t even remember how we made our first out.

by Philip from LA on Apr 18, 2008 10:06 PM EDT reply actions  

too long ago?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maddux is sooo shook right now.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

How many walks is that?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Two?

The first was intentional.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ok, with the IBB it is two but I wasn’t really counting that.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Lined out to first.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

No thread at Gaslamp ...

But i’m sure they would be eating guts if there was …

by Captain D Bag on Apr 18, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Maddux saying the f-bomb a few times

by Philip from LA on Apr 18, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

CoJack

apparently hit his 2nd 3-bagger of the year…. I really LIKE the new and improved less-slow CoJack.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

- C. Young singled to left
- E. Byrnes singled to right center, C. Young to second
- O. Hudson flied out to deep center, C. Young to third
- C. Jackson tripled to deep right center, E. Byrnes and C. Young scored
- M. Reynolds singled to pitcher
- J. Upton singled to center, C. Jackson scored, M. Reynolds to third, J. Upton to second advancing on throw
- S. Drew intentionally walked
- C. Snyder doubled to right, S. Drew, J. Upton and M. Reynolds scored
- D. Haren lined out to first
- C. Young walked
- E. Byrnes flied out to right
- End of Inning (6 Runs, 6 Hits, 0 Errors)

Now that’s a nice way to start a series.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

And let's be real ...

Their bullpen is pretty much ruined for two games

by Captain D Bag on Apr 18, 2008 10:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

And a 34 pitch 1st for Mad Dag.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Probably.

Especially for a few of those guys, who threw TWO innings last night…. they did a helluva job in holding the Rox scoreless for, what, 14?

I think we need to send a TY note to Purple Row, and everyone here should sign it. :-D

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Start up the companion to the Doug Davis thread?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, why not?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Thx

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Not a bad start

Six runs? A good start. I like the new, improved Diamondbacks- Now With Run Support!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:11 PM EDT reply actions  

It also

helps our pitchers relax like whoa.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice little play by Reynolds on the slow roller.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:12 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a nice play.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

I just watched the double by Snyder, and the crowd sounds really into it. That’s fantastic.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:13 PM EDT reply actions  

Nah!

That’s just Jim getting into the game!

by unnamedDBacksfan on Apr 18, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

So, what IS this??

I happen to miss the first 4 outs of the game because I’m watching The Sopranos Season 1, and I miss 3 runs??

Glad that I at least got to see the NEXT 3….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

SIDDOWN, Sailor Moon!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

He’s always going to have problems as long as the umpire keeps interrupting his transformation sequence.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

ROTFLMAO

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Someone

Is going to have to clue me in on the Salior Moon reference :D

by Wimb on Apr 18, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sailor_moon

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh....

Khalil Greene, the SD SS, looks like an effete blonde anime character. So, I have dubbed him Sailor Moon.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

And a nice lttle 1-2-3 second for Haren.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Can't be too greedy ...

But can’t say it’s impossible either …

Doesn’t this feel kinda dirty, like a Snuff film?

by Captain D Bag on Apr 18, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

get to the bullpen early?

I could barely type that for laughing.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL!

Are the Padres sleep walking out there?

I should have gone to tonights game

by unnamedDBacksfan on Apr 18, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

hi guys ^^

omg, 6 runs already hahaha

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, that is the sort of line I like to see when I join the party. Very nice… not a good night to have no bullpen, eh?

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn! CJ with a bomb to dead center!

Sweet!

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

CoJack

Going for the cycle

by Wimb on Apr 18, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Shhhh!!!

It’s like a no-hitter….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sorry

I meant to say..going for a cycle…to the shops..? nods

by Wimb on Apr 18, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

very healthy

and good for the environment.
There is a make of bike called “Diamondback”

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Reynolds legs out an IF single on a nice play by Greene. Nice hustle there.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

CoJack!

Beating up on the Padres- it never gets old.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I have Spiderman gifs available

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

+ seventy kajillion

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

there ya go!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Man…we are just crushing Maddux. Now a solid single to RF for J-Up.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Does this count as abuse of the elderly yet?

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Dreeeeewwwwww

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

There's a bunch of guys out there in the San Diego bullpen

who have zombie arms right now….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Speaking of things that never get old… Giants are losing 9-1 in the seventh.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

+ .... um, a google

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Part of me wants to start keeping track of these.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

The problem is...

it’s tough. I just gave you a google pluses, and that’s 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pluses. So, feel free to try adding from there….

(1 then 100 zeros)

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

That’s not even my first problem. My first problem is figuring out how many zeros are in “seventy kajillion”.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hehe....

Since it’s an imaginary number, (like “i”) you can make up the number of zeros.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

I bet the giants will be something like 50-112 this year...

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

maybe they'll re-sign Bonds?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Never in a million years

The park has absolutely NO references to him any more.

by snakecharmer on Apr 18, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

irony/sacasm NEEDS a whole different font.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol! yes

But I knew you were sarcastic. :)

by snakecharmer on Apr 18, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

By the way,

dunno who noted that there’s no GLB Gameday Thread.

That’s not QUITE true…

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I wonder

how many of the kids over at GLB got to stay up past their bedtime to watch that 22 inning game?

by unnamedDBacksfan on Apr 18, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was there a few times last night

and everyone who was still there was like 40 and over.

So, there were like 3 of them.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah, now if that doesn’t just warm the deepest deeps of your heart…

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hehe. Just went over there to have a look… poor fellows. I almost feel sorry for them. But then I harden my heart – no truce with the shadow!

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice play by haren

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

who the hell is Colt Morton

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

their 3rd catcher I guess

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I don’t know, but I was wondering if the Padres just have a factory of players with bad haircuts.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

the Gile's one is awful hahahahah

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Send them to Byrnsie's barber?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Minor league catcher.

Michael Barrett’s on the DL (Carlos Zambrano’s best buddy) and Josh Bard crouched for over 6 hours last night…

So, they hadda call up this scrub.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well if he was

he probably was still with AAA until about the 13th

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Plenty of time to call someone up and get him to the park in time to PH late, then.

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

boy, his fastball clocks 90 but looks like 95... amazin

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I know this comes late

but I just got home and was able to check on the game…..

WE SO OWN MADDUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by frienetic on Apr 18, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

IAWTC

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

just missed =[ there goes the perfecto.

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Complain, complain

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

STFU!!

Dammit people…. “cycle”? “No-hitter”?? These are words you do NOT mention UNLESS THE OPPOSING TEAM IS DOING IT!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

+Over 9000

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

heyyyyy =[ don't talk about it

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Derrick Hall on the radio

Talking about the 49 Fund to raise money for kids with cancer.

http://dbacks.com/49fund

by snakecharmer on Apr 18, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

I would recommend you send it to Diamondhacks, to warm his heart,

but he’s probably too busy burning Hall in effigy.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dammit....

This is such a #x%x*ing waste….

Why couldn’t we have had their bullpen utterly destroyed, like, the night before we have to face Randy Wolf or Jake Peavy??

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Because

Peavy is a warrior, and Wolf is always a fast ball away from being out for the season.

by Captain D Bag on Apr 18, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

what a start to this one

poor bud black… he’s got his hands totally tied here. I’d love to really exhaust their bullpen here.

"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck

by njjohn on Apr 18, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

ooohhh

BDSM!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm really hoping...

...that I should be less disturbed at this comment than I am….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

You should have saved this to put under frienetic’s “what’s the secret” comment.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think that Mad Dog is going to take one for the team and go as long as he can.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've heard

the Padres have signed the corpse of Cy Young in case they need bullpen arms.

What?? He’s less dead than the REST of those schmucks out there??

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

We're on a "mission" to crush the Padres

they haven’t got a prayer!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, that’ll never fly.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

I pun

therefore am

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Anybody want a peanut?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Spiderman's squirrell?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah Padres, play for 1 run.

by Philip from LA on Apr 18, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

what's the secret?

Who has been with the Dbacks through all these years. The guy that keeps telling our guys how to hit Maddux? Maddux must be tipping hit pitches but only our guys know the secret. It just doesn’t make sense. Has ever a team in all of history dominated one pitcher this much?

by frienetic on Apr 18, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it's something that even Freud can't explain...

He just panics against us.

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

“Has ever a team in all of history dominated one pitcher this much?”

Of course. There are pitchers with career ERA’s over 6, so they must have a career ERA against a team that’s (much) higher.

But maybe no team in all of history has ever dominated a first ballot HOF pitcher this much.

by Philip from LA on Apr 18, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Then again

those guys generally don’t stay in the league as long as Maddux has.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've wondered

whether we just have a fantastic scouting report or something.

...okay, actually, see my voodoo doll comment above for my TRUE beliefs….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:51 PM EDT up reply actions  

ohhhh boy, what a beauty

Haren K’s another one =]

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

3 innings, 3 Ks for Haren. A fair number of pitches, but I’m more confident in our bullpen than San Diego’s.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Hall talking about the 49 at the FSN booth.

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just me or does Derrick Hall look a lot like Darron Sutton?

by Philip from LA on Apr 18, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

haha yeah, they look like twins

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our guys must be getting tired from running around the bases. That was a quick inning.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Just watched the replay of CoJack's homerun

Wouldn’t it be cool if the green wall showed “splash damage” when the ball hits it in center field? You’d know exactly where it hit, no doubt. Or is that just unnecessary complexity?

by frienetic on Apr 18, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it just me

or have a lot of runs been scored in all baseball tonight?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

a lot of blow outs too

BAL 8 NYY 2
BOS 11 TEX 3
CWS 9 TB 2
ATL 6 LAD 1
COL 9 HOU 4 Top 8
SF 1 STL 9 Bot 8
and of course our current game

by frienetic on Apr 18, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

yesterday was the "extra-innings" day.

today is the “blow-outs” one.

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Giants, Yankees, Dodgers, and now Padres

all had a ton of runs scored against them tonight.

It’s a shame the Red Sox won. :-(

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bah

Easy inning for Maddux there. Well, he’s got the young guns of Jackson, Reynolds, and Upton next inning.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

Ehh, bad inning. Doesn’t matter though.

by Philip from LA on Apr 18, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

heyyy, CY working a little bit

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

He better

No game yesterday, and Webb gave him Wednesday off, too, he’s due for some playing time.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

Crabbe is out

goes back to Slytherin’s dorm to join Goyle.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

lol

Who are you referring to? (No tv tonight)

by snakecharmer on Apr 18, 2008 10:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was watching a lot of Harry Potter dvd's earlier

so the name seemed fortuitous.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think Kouzmanoff is an exchange student from Durmstrang.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Holy moly.

A six-run first. Nice.

Now to scroll through the comments and see what I’ve missed.

by Azreous on Apr 18, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

uhh, almost a homer =[

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Ouch! Kuzzy smoked that one.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Captain D Bag?

I blame YOU for Kouz’s double…

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:47 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame the communist

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame global warming

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame youth today

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Actually,

I blame BoMel.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I blame the Inquisition. You never expect the Spanish Inquisition! Or an extra-base hit from San Diego.

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

Taquamada

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

OH MY GODNES!!! CY!

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Speed kills!

Great range by CY!!!

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:49 PM EDT reply actions  

WOW

I just get on to find the Dbacks absolutely crushing the very souls of the Padres. That late game must have really sapped them.

"I have heard that in war haste can be folly, but have never seen delay that was wise." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 18, 2008 10:50 PM EDT reply actions  

The D-Backs own Maddux. We have for years.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

com'on Hudson....

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

com'on Hudson....

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Erm.....

I can’t say why, but I REALLY hope CoJack hits a double soon….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah,

let’s go with that.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Co Jack!!!

way to go!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Another hit for CoJack!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, I wasn't going to talk about it,

But Sutton already did…

lets go cojack! u almost there

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Have a career, CJ! Sheesh, he’s on fire tonight.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

CoJack Hit in play (no out)

That’s all gameday tells me. What happened?

by frienetic on Apr 18, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Single to left field.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

anyone noticed

how cold ODawg has been recently?

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Someone buy the man a jacket!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Difference is

there’s so much less pressure this year. Last year, O-Dawg has a cold spell, and we’d lose 6 games in a row.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

There’s so many other people out there willing to step up so far this season.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's not that they're WILLING to step up.

It’s that they’re ABLE to step up.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Point

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

anybody, anytime:-)

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Seems different this year

Last year, that meant “Yeah, anybody might beat you.”

This year, it seems to be “Yeah, anybody can- and will- beat you.”

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeah,

seems more like fighting talk this year

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Last year, we were scrappy. This year, we’re badass.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

I thought it was more along the lines of...

...”Anyone can step up on any given night and beat you.”

Now, it’s more like

“We WILL beat anybody, anytime.”

1927 NY Yankees? 3AM in the morning on a sandlot in Nebraska? Sure.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, he does bring GG level D to the park every night. So, when he is cold at the plate, at least he’s still contibuting.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

'Tis true.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

The dog will have his day

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

there it is

though I don’t know what IT is

by frienetic on Apr 18, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Gameday adds a whole new level of suspense to watching the game.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

it's the best

and I always see to feel when it’s a homerun

by frienetic on Apr 18, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

I use a crystal ball

and tealeaves instead

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

A lot less messy than entrails, to be sure.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Jupton!!!!

Man Upton is playing like a thing possessed so far this season

"I have heard that in war haste can be folly, but have never seen delay that was wise." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 18, 2008 10:56 PM EDT reply actions  

though small sample size

He’s hitting .383
and other that the first game of the year, he’s reached base safely every game of the season
either with hits or walks. The man loves to be on base.

by frienetic on Apr 18, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

bummer

no more runs in the 4th

by frienetic on Apr 18, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

And that was nothing

like a two out hit.:-(

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on Drew

Though with game day, the game could be over already.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Apr 18, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Gameday’s still in the eighth inning of the Rockies game last night. =)

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bet the Padres wish it was then:-)

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Have you guys seen how Chipper is hitting this season? Like .440. That guy is amazing.

by Philip from LA on Apr 18, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

75 pitches for Maddux… so far this season, he’s gone 84, 94, 68.

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 11:00 PM EDT reply actions  

they have to pitch him long

They don’t have a bullpin and they really need to rest. Maddux will just have to suck it up and keep pitching. Though it looks like he’s settled in and is pitching a little better.

by frienetic on Apr 18, 2008 11:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

We may see

a position player pitching.

Apparently Hurdle was ready to pitch Barmes last night if Wells had worn out.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

I love when they trot out the position players… that’s some quality entertainment right there.

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm so glad I tivo'd tonight's game

I love position players pitching. :) I hope I tivod it long enough tho!!! :(

by snakecharmer on Apr 18, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Grace!!!!!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

Haha the Fetters impersonation!

I got Grace to sign a sign I made that said “Grace for Pitcher”

by snakecharmer on Apr 18, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

I am so bumbed that we didn’t keep Hairston…NOT.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

IAAWTC

(The extra A is for also)

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice quick efficient inning from Haren. Would be nice to get seven from him while keeping a big lead, then burn off the last two with the back of the pen.

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Back to the 1-2-3

And the pitcher to lead off next inning for the Padres. Wonder if they’ll leave Maddux in- it’d might have an air of conceding the game.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

Maddux is a real team guy.

He’ll throw 200 pitches if Black asks him.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just a little effectively wild. His stuff is moving well.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh

Gotta check out the Yahoo Sports Page … Great Picture/Caption

by Captain D Bag on Apr 18, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Maddux doesn’t look too thrilled, does he?

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 11:07 PM EDT up reply actions  

that was on the actual front page, not the baseball one

by frienetic on Apr 18, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

"threatening his bid for win No. 350"

Duhhhh… Got to hand it to the headline writers! On top of things.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Apr 18, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I thought that was hilarious too.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Why does

Maddux look like that EVERYTIME we play him??

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wooh!

A nice lead, and Thai food! This evening is awesome.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

I got pizza

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hudson, Drew, and Haren could use

a hit this next time thru….. Hey, might as well get everyone involved.

by unnamedDBacksfan on Apr 18, 2008 11:10 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice effort by O-Dawg on the Giles ground ball.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

I blame my internet connection

it’s getting offline every 10 minutes on =[

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

OK Haren…bear down!

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

If this thread reaches 500

before GLB reaches 5. Please start the overflow on GLB

by babypuncher on Apr 18, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

er...

I’m having problems posting here =[ it just freeze sometimes

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Looks like

GLB now has an official thread up.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Some good comedy there

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

ha!

got out of it

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice play by Wolf to stay with that one and end the inning.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Wolf?

Haren’s new nickname?

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

lol

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Threat eliminated

The D-backs pitchers have been pretty good at getting out of trouble with runners in scoring position so far.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Haren should manage seven, then – eight’s unlikely, unless he has a couple of “Webb in SF”-like innings.

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

87 pitches for Haren.

Good to go through the seventh, yeah?

by Azreous on Apr 18, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh yeah

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Definitely.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I would trot him back out there.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bam Bam smokes a lead off double down the LF line to start our 6th!

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Byrnesie.

Lead-off double. That’ll play.

Maddux heading over 90 pitches. It’ll be interesting to see what it takes to get him out of there.

by Azreous on Apr 18, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

let's go CoJack

only double away from the cycle

by frienetic on Apr 18, 2008 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Shhhh!

But, Sutton and Schulte are mentioning it, soo…

by snakecharmer on Apr 18, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

oh come on!

this isn’t a perfect game or long steak.

by frienetic on Apr 18, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

They should know better!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

More like only a double a way from that-which-we-don’t-speak-of.

by Azreous on Apr 18, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh my! CJ! How are they gonna score that one?

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Stop at second, you fool!

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Triple!

Or will it be a double and an error??

by snakecharmer on Apr 18, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

By the way, this is now Maddux’s longest outing of the year.

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

In pitches.

What a great team guy.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

CoJack!

Two triples is pretty good, too.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I was hoping

it’d be a double and an error….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

DAMN!

CoJack went for the triple. What a pro.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Maybe he’s aiming to get the double in the eighth?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

he’s already got more total bases than a cycle. (11 vs. 10)

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gotta love baseball.

If that had been Ricky Davis in basketball, he would have done a cartwheel and stopped at second, patting himself on the back all the while.

by Azreous on Apr 18, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

triple... Yes! or no?

wondering if they were shouting at him to stop….

by singaporedbacksfan on Apr 18, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Shows

We wanted the team to win and not the player.

by Captain D Bag on Apr 18, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's a team player

He could’ve stopped but he took the extra base for the team.

He should get another AB…

by snakecharmer on Apr 18, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

And Mark gets him home

so the hustle to third was all good.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just increased my respect for him.

This is the type of play that shows this is a team who wants to win… Makes me feel even better about this team.

by singaporedbacksfan on Apr 18, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,it's a real team

not a couple of highly paid stars and a bunch of fillers.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Absolutely

Better to have the extra run than a fairly meaningless personal achievement.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

He's clearly slipping.

He’ll never become the first to finish over .400 since Ted Williams at THAT pace….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Eleven total bases for Jackson. That’s quite impressive…

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

No kidding. He’s on fire!

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

At least we know he’s safe from ninjas.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

Do people really buy those?

by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 12:06 AM EDT up reply actions  

I assume they do, otherwise they wouldn’t be for sale.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 12:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe I just don’t get it?

by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 12:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

I would.

That’s so awesome….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:09 AM EDT up reply actions  

That Pardes OF is gonna hurt them this year.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I thought their front office should know better

Especially given that their home ballpark demands a fast and steady outfield…

by singaporedbacksfan on Apr 18, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Best post of the night on the GLB GDT tonight:

When do we start looking at the win total needed for the wild card?

by Winfield’s Ghost on Apr 18, 2008 8:26 PM MST to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

nice

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I liked:

now they’re just rubbing it in

oh look at me. i’m a centerfielder that catches the ball and runs the same time.

showoffs.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah.

They don’t seem as bitter and nasty this year as last year.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Sailor Moon!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

And it was a good one too

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

100

pitches even

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 11:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

In fairness

gotta say Maddux sucked up a lot of innings for his team too.Pure Pro, there.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 11:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Schulte was just talking about that

He’s sacrificing his personal numbers to save the bullpen. Though, the more clean innings he pitches, the better for him..

by snakecharmer on Apr 18, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

112 pitches

Wow… He hasn’t pitched that many in a long time from what i remember.

by singaporedbacksfan on Apr 18, 2008 11:41 PM EDT up reply actions  

I respect it and all, but...

damn, did Gracie have to make that point 5,000 @$#%ing times?! I got so tired of his “Maddux is such a hero” crap. Say it once, maybe twice, and let it go, Grace. He’s not putting out fires or saving cute little puppies. He pitched. He’s supposed to pitch. That’s what he gets paid all that money for.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 19, 2008 12:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’ll give him a grade of 100 for tonight’s outing.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hairston will be missed… NOT.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Another 1-2-3 inning

FIgure Haren’s done- who should we bring in for the eighth?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:35 PM EDT reply actions  

That should be it for Haren. Kill the game off with Medders, Petit, Slaten etc

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

no no!!

I need a shutout for fantasy

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did Maddux just fire off the F bomb?

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Wouldn't be the first time tonight.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Stick a for in em...

cause they’re done.

"I have heard that in war haste can be folly, but have never seen delay that was wise." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 18, 2008 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

fork*

"I have heard that in war haste can be folly, but have never seen delay that was wise." Sun Tzu The Art of War

by Turambar on Apr 18, 2008 11:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dreeeeeewwwwww

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, SD has thrown in the towel – Edmonds and Giles pulled.

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Snydes is hitting the ball much more squarely of late.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:38 PM EDT reply actions  

If my math is correct, our starters now have an ERA of 1.89.

Our starting rotation = Awesome

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:41 PM EDT reply actions  

EdGon had an infected tooth, that was later removed.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

And Haren SHOULD be 3-0, too. :-(

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Richie Sexon

has hit 2 homers tonight. Not that I’m bitter.

It's like living with a six-year old.

by 4 Corners Fan on Apr 18, 2008 11:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I’m not surprised. I suspect he spends a lot of time playing video ga-

Wait, two homers in real life? Weird.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

That means the season-ending injury is right around the corner, yes?

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 11:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say...

...so he’s gonna be breaking a leg next week or something?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

don't say it =[

he’s my clean up hitter on azsnakepit fantasy =X

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is kind of a silly question by why is the mascot named Baxter?

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:46 PM EDT reply actions  

Some kid thought it up

(Diamond)backs-ter, see

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 11:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, if it was Bell’s kid then I guess it’s OK. ;-)

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

D. Baxter

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's pretty clever,

in a “a 6 year old thought of it” sorta way.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

so medders did ok

enough to earn a nickname yet?

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 11:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Med-e-evil?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 11:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

"it doesn't medders..." =X

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 11:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Augie Augie Augie!

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 11:49 PM EDT reply actions  

Oi Oi Oi!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

thanks

i was worried it was never going to come

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 11:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

nice slap by Romero

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, thank heavens – I was wondering when Romero was going to break out of his slump. :)

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Finally!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

LOL

3-7? Slump??

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm saying nothing about this at bat

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 11:51 PM EDT reply actions  

damn

damn it all to hell

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 11:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Jackson gets a DOUBLE......

double-play =X

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Guess he should have stopped at second after all.

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

yeap

=[

- The Question is: What is manah-manah?
- The Question is: Who cares!?

by Muu on Apr 18, 2008 11:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

No!

CoJack, you needed double, not a double play! Totally different.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

triple x 2, HR and single

and we’re disappointed,lol

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Good point

We’re spoiled when CoJack goes 4 for 5 and we wish he’d gotten that last hit. =)

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon Petit Unit!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 11:56 PM EDT reply actions  

ballgame!

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Yay,

shut out win!
Good job all round too!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 18, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

9-0

This was never even a contest. Thanks for playing, SD and sleep well tonight.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

you stay classy San Diego

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 18, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

If Petit can pitch like that every time, I wouldn’t be worried about seeing him at the end of the rotation at all.

by peachy rex on Apr 18, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

Unfortunately,

we don’t get to play the Padres 162 games/year.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Nah, but with SD and SF both in division, and some pretty sucky teams elsewhere in the NL, I bet Petit could be given a fair bit of action.

by peachy rex on Apr 19, 2008 12:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

Whoop

I went to wash my bowl from dinner, and missed the ninth. Awesome game!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 18, 2008 11:58 PM EDT reply actions  

And that was a quick game too.

by foulpole on Apr 18, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

still dark here, wierd

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 12:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Jebus Freaking Christ!

2 hrs 19 minutes!!

And yet, STILL 9 runs scored by the good guys….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 18, 2008 11:59 PM EDT reply actions  

And San Diego is, again, tied with the Giants for least runs scored this season.

And they’ve had more innings to do it than anyone!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, that was very quick!

Which means tivo caught the postgame show, yay

by snakecharmer on Apr 19, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

12 and 4 and we picked up a full game on the Dodgers too.

by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 12:08 AM EDT reply actions  

Just went over to GLB

to say something nice about Maddux when I found the weirdest thread about taping a ram’s head to the bench last night?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 12:10 AM EDT reply actions  

Yeah.

Did you read the story?

They showed a couple clips of it during the Dbacks game tonight.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

Where's the story?

I saw them doing it last night, it was so strange.

by snakecharmer on Apr 19, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

GLB front page....

http://www.gaslampball.com/2008/4/18/415455/oddities-of-last-night-s-g#comments

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, you never know when your computer

will need more RAM

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 12:40 AM EDT up reply actions  

My favourite line from BP today : “Meanwhile, Justin Upton, who was just a year old when Johnson made his major league debut, continues to rake.”

by peachy rex on Apr 19, 2008 12:12 AM EDT reply actions  

LOL

Any age, any time

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 12:14 AM EDT up reply actions  

wooo there….. Be careful with that mantra. ;-)

by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 12:17 AM EDT up reply actions  

::skirting dangerous territory here::

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:18 AM EDT up reply actions  

At least Jim won’t get caught in the line of conversation this time.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

+ mad props

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

Sometime, when I'm drunk,

I have a pretty good story….

(NO!! NOTHING ILLEGAL, DON’T WORRY!!!)

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

I was gonna say...

...Jenny knows I can tell some pretty good/revealing drunken stories.

But this one actually applies to the conversation at hand. You don’t know this one…..

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, it IS pretty entertaining,

in light of certain things….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:48 AM EDT up reply actions  

Heh....

Next time.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 1:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

I’m usually around ;)

by snakecharmer on Apr 19, 2008 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Dan Haren dominates with a 3-hitter,

the Dbacks win by 9 runs, CoJack goes 4-5 with a HR and 2 triples, so naturally….

....every sports journalism site has the Mets on the front page.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

Baseball Fever! Catch It!

Offer Not Valid Outside of Chicago, New York, Boston, or California

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 12:21 AM EDT up reply actions  

California?

We never hear anything about Cali teams in Cali…

by snakecharmer on Apr 19, 2008 12:24 AM EDT up reply actions  

We hear plenty about Barry Bonds and Joe Torre.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Joe Torre...

doesn’t count. He only gets talked about because of his past with the Yankees.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 19, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

But the Dodgers get talked about because of Torre. I heard people talk about how they were picking the Dodgers to go to the World Series becacuse of Torre.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 1:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Morons.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 1:11 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, none of them could even tell me what position Torre was going to play to make this happen.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 1:13 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

:-D

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 1:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

I've seen that talk too

It’s almost as silly as the Mets fan who claimed that getting Claudio Vargas really helped the team’s chances of taking the NL East. Look, I like Claudio. He always did as he was asked, kept his mouth shut. But do I think he’s any team’s answer to their post-season dreams? Please.

As far as Joe, though, the Dodgers players don’t get talked about. It’s only him, and only because of his Yankee ties. That’s my point. Also, I think the ESPN love affair with Torre is kind of ridiculous. Until he had the Steinbrenner wallet to aid him, he didn’t accomplish anything as a manager. Even with that wallet, the Yankees hadn’t lived up to the media hype for several years, maybe since 2001. So, he’s really going to put the Dodgers over the top? I just can’t believe anyone would say that with a straight face (although I know they have).

by azshadowwalker on Apr 19, 2008 2:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

IAWTC

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:33 AM EDT up reply actions  

That’s pretty funny.

by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 12:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

4 pitchers

11 starts, 10-0

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 19, 2008 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

2.32 ERA

for all of our starters combined

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 19, 2008 12:35 AM EDT up reply actions  

Many people argued that when Haren came to the D-Backs that his ERA would be around 4.00. I wasn’t sold on that. It’s still early but so far, so good. Pitching is like hitting. It’s contagious.

by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 12:39 AM EDT up reply actions  

Haren now has a 1.80 ERA.

Compare that with Webby’s 1.86?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 1:02 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fun with stats

Arizona had the most hits of any NL team today… and SD the fewest. Arizona is also the first team in the majors to crack a hundred runs, with only Chicago (AL version) and Boston over 90.

by peachy rex on Apr 19, 2008 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

Great game! I just read on the crawler on ESPN that Tom Glavine (hamstring) is going on the DL for the 1st time in his 22-year career. That’s something. You got to hand it to Maddux though for sticking with it and even though he probably felt like bailing, he’s knew better than that and that he had to take one for the team tonight based on what happened last night/late this morning and deserves a lot of respect for that. AZ just to happens to be a house of horrors for Maddux throughout our team’s 10 years.

by TwinnerA on Apr 19, 2008 12:26 AM EDT reply actions  

yeah,

felt wierd going over to GLB and not snarking.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 19, 2008 12:28 AM EDT up reply actions  

See?

It ain’t easy being diplomatic when it comes to sports….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:36 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that’s why I don’t bother. I’ll stick to visiting here and Purple Row, I can be friendly there. =)

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 12:41 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eh

Don’t worry. If you DO snark, I’ll be over wherever to smooth things over.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:44 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I heard about Glavine earlier. That is very impressive. Kinda like a pitching version of Cal Ripken.

by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 12:29 AM EDT up reply actions  

Somebody mentioned earlier that Sexton had two dings tonight. Tori Hunter just robbed him of another one to dead center that would have won the game.

by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 12:31 AM EDT reply actions  

watching baseball tonight

not a peep of the DBacks yet

Baseball season, when everything becomes right in the world.

by seton hall snake pit on Apr 19, 2008 12:37 AM EDT reply actions  

Oh good

I just turned it on and was afraid I missed it. The TV guide here said it was starting at 10! Meanie.

by snakecharmer on Apr 19, 2008 12:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm watching it too

Part of me worries that they’ll spend more time talking about Maddux not getting 350. I’m hoping that’s just left-over paranoia from last season.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 12:43 AM EDT up reply actions  

I saw a brief clip on ESPN News

and the end of it was CoJack’s HR in the 2nd. The rest must’ve been in the first. So your paranoia might be right on. But, the story might change for BT…

by snakecharmer on Apr 19, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Apparently

The Cardinals beating the Giants 11-5 is more impressive than the Dbacks beating an 8-8 team by 9-0….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions  

Then again,

those are much more popular teams, so they must both be much better than the Dbacks and the Padres….

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Well, both have been to the World Series more recently than the Diamondbacks…

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 12:47 AM EDT up reply actions  

Are we sure it wasn't on earlier?

They’re already talking about showing HRs and Web Gems after the commercial.

by snakecharmer on Apr 19, 2008 12:51 AM EDT up reply actions  

Holy crap!!

Hideo Nomo’s still alive??

I hadn’t heard about him in YEARS. I figured he had committed Seppuku or something.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

No, I'm not

I was in and out of the room at the time, so I might have missed it. I hope not.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 12:55 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm thinking we missed it :(

because the STUPID TV GUIDE said it started at 10 WHEN IT STARTED AT 9.

At least they are promoing something next on Sports Center.

by snakecharmer on Apr 19, 2008 12:57 AM EDT up reply actions  

Grr

At least looks like they’ll lead off Sportscenter with it. Even if they seem to be all about the Padres angle.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 1:03 AM EDT up reply actions  

That seemed like a good highlight package

except for the total NO-SHOW of HAREN AND no mention of the almost-cycle. :( But at least I saw most of our offense! Yay!

by snakecharmer on Apr 19, 2008 1:07 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, not impressed with the coverage. Well, about what you expect from tWWL.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 19, 2008 1:08 AM EDT up reply actions  

Eastern Sports Propaganda Network

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 1:12 AM EDT up reply actions  

One of my big beefs with ESPN is that they used to have 10 web gems pretty much every night. Now I think it’s only 5. Great defense doesn’t get enough credit.

by foulpole on Apr 19, 2008 12:50 AM EDT up reply actions  

Hey man,

people don’t care about defense. They ONLY care about home runs. At least that’s what our marketing department says.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:56 AM EDT up reply actions  

Back home

My, that was thoroughly entertaining. It’s amazing how relaxing a game can be when Win Probability reached 93.9% before the second out of the game. :-)

by Jim McLennan on Apr 19, 2008 1:16 AM EDT reply actions  

I'm sorry, Jim,

that you ended up going to such a lousy game. Only 2 hours 19 minutes?? What a damned shame. Should get more baseball for the money than that.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 1:54 AM EDT up reply actions  

Full report to follow, but

Keys to the game

1) Damn, we’re good.
2) Much credit to Greg Maddux for sucking it up for 113 pitches. He’s only gone passed that number once since June 2001.
3) Conor Jackson = awesome. First D-back with two triples in a game since Hammock, on June 8, 2003.
4) Fine defense too, with great plays by Reynolds, Young and Drew
5) Dan Haren will be fighting it out with Webb for the Cy Young, on the evidence of tonight’s start.
6) Damn, we’re good.

by Jim McLennan on Apr 19, 2008 1:26 AM EDT reply actions  

So....

We probably won’t have a guy hit 57 home runs this year…. rather, we may have 3 guys hit 40.

But, if Webb is RJ and Haren is Schill…. and Owings is better than Miguel Batista, and RJ is better than Bryan Anderson….....

What if we DO make the World Series??

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 1:52 AM EDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah....

....and Doug Davis is better than Armando Reynoso, or Albie Lopez, or Todd Stottlemeyer, or whoever.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 2:15 AM EDT up reply actions  

A real rotation is a treat. The 2001 numbers are always amazing to look back on – it wasn’t quite Johnson and Schilling and pray for rain, but not far off. J&S went 43-12 in the regular season against 33-39 for all other pitchers with starts, and 16-19 for pitchers appearing only in relief. And the postseason was extraordinary – J&S took nine of eleven wins, including Johnson’s splendid relief showing, with only one loss (Johnson NLDS) and two no-decisions (both Schilling WS.)

Let’s not forget Batista, however – he had 18 starts, 4th on the team (Anderson had 22), racked up a perfectly respectable 11-8 record, pitched the third-most innings (6 more than Anderson) – though way behind the big two – and finished with an ERA+ of 139.

by peachy rex on Apr 19, 2008 2:38 AM EDT up reply actions  

This season has been undeniably fun, so far.

I don’t think I’ve rooted for a juggernaut like this since the 1991 Redskins won the Super Bowl.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 2:14 AM EDT reply actions  

I have.

2002.

Nice out of the gate , folks.

Y’know , TMC rolls some great movies…I could watch ‘em all day. Week.

Season.

Aaron "Swag" Rowand

by victor frankenstein on Apr 19, 2008 5:58 AM EDT up reply actions  

In lieu of the Gnats?

The 2002 Giants were pretty good…. but don’t forget that the Dbacks won 98 games and the division that year.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Just watched the first inning on MLB.com – so very, very good to see Dougie in the dugout with everyone else.

by peachy rex on Apr 19, 2008 5:57 AM EDT reply actions  

IAWTC

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 19, 2008 11:20 AM EDT up reply actions  

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