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Gameday Thread, #13: 4/14 vs.Giants

Arizona Diamondbacks at San Francisco Giants, Apr 14, 2008 10:15 PM EDT


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Randy Johnson
LHP, 0-0, 0.00

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Jonathan Sanchez
LHP, 0-1, 6.30

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Here we go... The game may not be on TV, and so we'll be huddling round the screen of the laptop, but this promises to be an interesting even. Battle of the Southpaws, as Sanchez - career victories 4 - takes on Johnson - career victories 284. I am curious to see how Johnson does, but this first outing is likely not going to prove much either way; last season, it took him a couple of starts before he really hit form. On the other hand, the Giants' line-up is now 'Roidsman free, and the regular SF starting lineup has just four homers combined this season: less than Upton and Reynolds each, on their own.

We'd do well not to under-estimate Sanchez, who has struck out eighteen in just ten innings of work. His last outing, six innings of shutout ball against the Padres, was by no means unimpressive, as he fanned ten and allowed only three hits, in a 1-0 victory. As for Johnson, I think we'd be very happy with six innings from him and a quality start: Yusmeiro Petit will be on standby, and I certainly hope that the bullpen is a good deal more successful than yesterday, when the Orckies raked them over the coals to the tune of ten runs in six innings.

I will be about, but I'm not sure exactly how, where or what. It's the only night game of this series, which is kinda weird - there seem to have been a lot more afternoon contests this season so far. I'm pretty confident, however, providing Johnson doesn't fall apart in the first couple of innings: a win today could be the start of another good streak. Oh, and tonight's recap will be coming to you courtesy of Azreous - think he should have plenty to write about!

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won't be around

For this one but hoping Randy can get his work in and get out again, to be honest if we had to pick anyone for him to 'warm up' against it would be the Giants (famous last words)

by Wimb on Apr 14, 2008 8:16 PM EDT reply actions  

Well then...

this should be interesting, watching the game on the computer.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 8:17 PM EDT reply actions  

seriously. Better than watching it on Gameday though.

by jsk6788 on Apr 14, 2008 8:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hats off to the D-Backs' FO for getting the freebie on the internet.

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

+11

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Will be sneaking peaks during my Tutorial

Of all days for a free broadcast, it has to be on the day with a tutorial and tons of work to be done... sigh...

by singaporedbacksfan on Apr 14, 2008 8:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Just got logged in

Over at diamondbacks.com, and am watching the A's-Sox game as I speak, to test out the system. It's a bit jerky, but seems fairly credible.

by Jim McLennan on Apr 14, 2008 9:11 PM EDT reply actions  

same here

Jim, are you using the original Media Player or the newer Silverlight one?

by dstorm on Apr 14, 2008 9:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

The older one

I am very leery of downloading and installing ANYTHING by Microsoft... :-)

by Jim McLennan on Apr 14, 2008 9:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Silverlight is not loading any video for me. Great. And now I'm not sure if I can uninstall it...

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

The reason I ask

is because I downloaded Silverlight originally at start of season for MLB Audio. Did not work --- I actually uninstalled it - and the audio started working again --

So I also am using the old media player

by dstorm on Apr 14, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have very few plugins installed in Firefox....

....but one of them IS Silverlight. As a media player, it's totally legit.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm using the original media player. It's not jerky at all for me. It's just like watching it on TV, just much smaller.

by jsk6788 on Apr 14, 2008 9:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think the jerkiness

I probably my memory, which is likely too small on this computer for good streaming video. I'll likely be switching to the laptop in the kitchen so we can dine while watching it.

by Jim McLennan on Apr 14, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yah.

If it gets too jerky for me, I'll prolly switch down to MLB.tv rather than MLB.tv Premium.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

It's looking really good...

on my laptop. I was afraid watching wirelessly might cause problems, but it doesn't seem to be. The picture is small, but it's clear as a bell.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 14, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Same here.

I'm having a bit of a problem in the fact that my laptop is steam-powered, (5 years old) but other than that, no issues.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I watch every game on a laptop.

I have had mlb.tv since its inception and this year is the worst it has ever been. The picture is jerky and terrible.

On a related note, on my free CentSports sports betting account, should I take the D'Backs +1.5 or straight up?

by oklahomasooners on Apr 14, 2008 9:31 PM EDT reply actions  

I'll be watching it on tv :D

but not with Daron and Mark! :( I'd join you all on mlb.tv but I'll be blacked out.

So we'll have to see how far behind you all are from I. Damn that the time stamps don't include seconds, I'll just have to watch for the new post notifier. I don't want to spoil it for everyone.

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

MLB.tv

It is exactly the same as the broadcast. I have watched almost every game on mlb.tv and have commented on this very forum and haven't noticed any difference whatsoever.

by oklahomasooners on Apr 14, 2008 9:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well, there is some delay

But that may be neutralized by everyone's typing speeds. I IM with some friends and I know there's lag.

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 9:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh I bet *you'll* get *our* broadcast

When they mentioned lifting the blackout restrictions, I bet that means it was originally only the SF broadcast allowed only for the SF market. So Daron and Mark get the day off, you all get to experience Kruk and Kuip... ahahaha..

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

If everyone gets the SF feed then I think some people may come to appreciate Gracie and Sutton a little bit more.

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get my coverage through Extra Innings. It seems pretty rare that I get the AZ feed and the only other broadcast crew, IMO, that is consistently better than Gracie and Sutton is Vin Scully.

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 10:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Gracie & Daron

I really don't have a problem with our TV guys. I know a lot of people don't like Gracie's commentary, but I find it far less annoying than most color commentators. It's much better than when we had Jim Traber, at least. (I know that's setting the bar low.)

by azshadowwalker on Apr 14, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I think a lot of 3rd party fans -- as in, non-Dbacks fans and non-opponent fans, don't seem to mind Grace at all.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm at my PC watching it.

This will be my first online viewing of a game. Hopefully it doesn't suck.

Go Randy!

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 9:37 PM EDT reply actions  

IAWTC

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh hey, anyone testing it out

by watching the A's/White Sox game, that's what I'm watching live. So if you can, post when something big happens - hit, K, HR anything - and we'll see how big the lag is.

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 9:38 PM EDT reply actions  

As I said above..

.. I have been watching games on mlb.tv and posting here after a big hit, out, whatever, for a couple years and I have never noticed a lag.

by oklahomasooners on Apr 14, 2008 9:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

I just checked with the A's game

(which for some reason it let me watch) and there's about a 26 second delay for me.

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 9:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

That could also be....

....because a lot of people watch baseball over DirecTV or Dish Network. The satellite roundtrip adds a lag that may be matched by the speed of streaming the broadcast.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Register, Damn you!

MLB TV is giving me fits trying to register.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Do you have to register?

I have an mlb.com account, but I didn't have to sign in to get the game.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 14, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Today's lineup:

C. Young cf .224
E. Byrnes lf .300
O. Hudson 2b .261
C. Jackson 1b .286
M. Reynolds 3b 0.298
J. Upton rf .400
S. Drew ss .317
R. Hammock c .200
R. Johnson p .000

Hammock gets the call behind the plate for RJs return.

We are very RHB heavy so should do well against their LHP.

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 9:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Good for Hammock!

I'm glad. He caught all of RJ before, they know each other well.

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 9:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well...

Actually, last year, Snyder caught Johnson for eight of his ten starts. Hammock was sent back down shortly after the Big Unit's return. But, overall, yes: Hammock has caught 22 Johnson starts, including the perfect game of course; Snyder 13.

by Jim McLennan on Apr 14, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

Caught the perfect.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

We'll take another perfect game

Too much to ask?

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 9:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

nah, not at all. haha

by jsk6788 on Apr 14, 2008 9:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Those other guys:


R. Winn rf .256
A. Rowand cf .267
R. Durham 2b .233
B. Molina c .298
R. Aurilia 1b .231
J. Castillo 3b .271
D. Ortmeier lf .211
B. Bocock ss .200
J. Sanchez p .000

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 9:42 PM EDT reply actions  

soco's keys to the game

1) Watch "How I Met Your Mother" (FINALLY)
2) Hop on the computer to watch a few frames
3) Regret the Chinese food I had for dinner
4) Dessert?

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 14, 2008 9:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not happy that I'm going to be forced to choose between How I Met Your Mother and Bones for the rest of the season. Tragic.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 9:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Neither is Mrs. soco

thankfully we have a DVR otherwise there'd probably be a throw down.

The boys in Sedona Red slugged it out with a pretty pesky poltergeist, then stayed on to dance the night away with some of the lovely ladies who witnessed the disturbance.

by soco on Apr 14, 2008 9:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bones has apparently won, due to the earlier start time. We'll have to find HIMYM later...

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

I like Bones.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

dstorms keys to the game

1) finish taxes with help of the SnakePit accountants
2) swear at monitor as it freezes between every RJ slider
3) swear at TaxCut once it tells me how much I owe
4) Dessert

by dstorm on Apr 14, 2008 9:49 PM EDT reply actions  

lol, sounds like a good time.

by jsk6788 on Apr 14, 2008 9:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

You use TaxCut?

TurboTax is SOOOO much easier.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

I always use TurboTax.

I tried TaxCut once and it was seriously inferior.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay...

Off to enjoy hot-dogs and see how it looks on the laptop. Comments to follow later...

by Jim McLennan on Apr 14, 2008 9:54 PM EDT reply actions  

Stile4aly's keys to the game

Step 1: Steal Underpants
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit

In all seriousness, should I be getting a black screen at the MLB TV flash player?

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 9:55 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm just getting a white screen with MLB.tv on it.

by jsk6788 on Apr 14, 2008 9:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

I've got A's - Sox with an amazingly great picture - using original media player

by dstorm on Apr 14, 2008 9:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Still not working. I may be forced to play it in IE. Ick.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 9:59 PM EDT reply actions  

It just started up for me. Really clear actually.

by jsk6788 on Apr 14, 2008 10:01 PM EDT up reply actions  

Update - You're not going to believe....

this - live from San Francisco -- Randy Johnson is actually the first major league pitcher to use a walker to get to the mound -

by dstorm on Apr 14, 2008 10:03 PM EDT reply actions  

To hell with that. I think we need to design him some power armor.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

hahaha, that'd be SWEET

by jsk6788 on Apr 14, 2008 10:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

Excellent work.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

And appropriate, now that I think about it. I mean, he did work for, and then leave, the evil Empire...

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

...and yet

He still shuts down the Giants offense for seven innings. :-)

by Jim McLennan on Apr 14, 2008 10:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Woo I'm in HD tonight

That'll take care of a few seconds of the lag

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 10:04 PM EDT reply actions  

OOOh, suddenly it works!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Hey!

It's working, E.T.! IT'S WORKING!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:08 PM EDT reply actions  

Thus far

Very impressed with the pic, even enlarged to full screen on the laptop, it's not jerky and not blurry. This just might work.

It's also amazing how long an advert break seems to last when there aren't any actual adverts...

by Jim McLennan on Apr 14, 2008 10:09 PM EDT reply actions  

So very true

400k is pretty lousy, but 800k usually looks pretty good on a laptop with broadband.

by peachy rex on Apr 14, 2008 10:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the 800k looks pretty good.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Let's hope that RJ has that real biting slider working tonight.

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 10:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm really surprised

That MLB haven't sold advertising during their version of the broadcast. Is this a special, or do you never get adverts during online games?

by Jim McLennan on Apr 14, 2008 10:15 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah, he should have swung at that 1st pitch dead red meatball.

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 10:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

See, if we were smart,

we'd bat Bam Bam first.... he's more patient.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

Are they planning to implement an "ignore user" feature?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

In MY face...

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

...

well, looks like CY just had to jump on the opportunity to get that first out.

by jsk6788 on Apr 14, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Whew

Got it running just in time for first pitch. And... Okay, that was underwhelming. Maybe Byrnes left some of that pop-up impatience in the lead-off spot.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:18 PM EDT reply actions  

Not sure I like this moving picture stuff

too hard to comment on here

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 10:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Heh

I'm actually glad it won't run on my laptop- I can run it on the desktop and comment on the laptop.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh good!

I can see Giants fans chowing down

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 10:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

See that area behind home plate?

Ok I've never sat there (that's new as of last year) but I've sat to the 1st base side of that. It's sweet.

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 10:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Damn right.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice PA there for O-Dawg.

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 10:21 PM EDT reply actions  

Whoa

was that dude eating shish kebab? They didn't have that kind of thing at Candlestick...

by peachy rex on Apr 14, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

I've asked this before....

....but why the hell would the Giants hire Bruce Bochy??

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, I've got the game now

Here we go. O-Dawg on first. Co Jack can put one in the bay right now.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Cos,

C3po is fluent in Bochy!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

That's a big lens....

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:23 PM EDT reply actions  

That what you were waiting for?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

CoJack!

Back on track with the first inning scoring!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

2-0!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Did I call it or what?

2-0 D'backs.

He has pwnage indeed.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

Ahhhhh

OOOOhhh

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 10:24 PM EDT reply actions  

I have a feeling....

....that getting a quick lead may be the key to this season...

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Lets our pitchers relax.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay

Should we keep track of how many times the announcers mention "that ball that should/could have been a strike"? Move along, guys. Talk more about that guy with the huge camera lens if you have to.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

"Oh that is gonna get really annoying" (Robin Hood)

They're blaming it on that pitch, but that was totally a ball.

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 10:25 PM EDT reply actions  

A walk..

Now we get to hear about it for 5 more minutes.

by oklahomasooners on Apr 14, 2008 10:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup.

SLIGHTLY homers, you think??

That's one thing I like about Grace and Sutton. Since one was a pitcher and one was a batter, they always disagree about borderline pitches.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh they are total homers

So is Grace at times but they're both good at removing themselves from it

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

I should have clarified

I meant the 30-second celebratory delay is going to get annoying. But the references to that pitch are too. :)

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 10:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ah.

Yeah, that's what I meant by "Is that what you were waiting for"?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

CJ with the two run bomb!

Sweet!!!

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Just what we needed

Sanchez was pissed at not getting strike three on Hudson to get out of the innings (though it was borderline at best), and now he's 2-0 down. Fine start, good to see CoJack join the homer parade.

by Jim McLennan on Apr 14, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

thisis probably

the first and last d-back game imma see on the comp

Formerly known as VIII

by Mr. Philosophical on Apr 14, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

The Sheriff draws a walk

I don't think he had this many walks all last year. Much better plate discipline.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 10:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Mmmm... French fries up close

Had the Lap Band surgery a few weeks ago. No more French Fries for me.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it SAFE

for me to actually be able to see Mark?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

Ooookay

I'm glad we know Giants fans are eating, but let's move on.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:27 PM EDT reply actions  

I already ate. Had sushi for a celebratory dinner.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Flyout, but here comes the Big Unit.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 10:29 PM EDT reply actions  

I look at the picture of Randy on the Yahoo front page, particularly at whatever he's wearing around his neck, and I can't help but automatically wonder, "Wait, was he under house arrest at some point?"

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's go, RJ.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:31 PM EDT reply actions  

Is it possible that he looks meaner without his mustache?

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

He's definitely not any prettier.

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

Most giant frogs don't HAVE mustaches.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

*insert joke about the French here*

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

No-one

ever, at any time, has called Johnson 'pretty.' Or 'attractive.' Or anything besides 'terrifying to children and the elderly.'

Good pitcher, though. :)

by peachy rex on Apr 14, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

terrifying to children and the elderly.'

And ML hitters. Especially LHBs.

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

And pigeons!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dove. Sorry.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

The Gints are leading off...

...with Randy Winn??

On another note, wasn't Winn good when he played for the Rays, and decent with the Mariners?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:32 PM EDT reply actions  

Not the best start

Get it over the plate, Randy.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Today

1) my lap top blew up!Turns out it's the battery, so no biggy
2) the first time we get a game at "normal" time and I have to be up early for a doctors appointment:-(
3)If I never see a Giants fan stuffing their face again, it'll be too soon

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

There you go

That 5th pitch looked a lot better

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

Definitely.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:33 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yup

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:34 PM EDT up reply actions  

damn

90-82 mph?

Formerly known as VIII

by Mr. Philosophical on Apr 14, 2008 10:33 PM EDT reply actions  

video breaking up

swearing at monitor.... anybody else?

by dstorm on Apr 14, 2008 10:34 PM EDT reply actions  

Running fine for me.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:35 PM EDT up reply actions  

First K of the year!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

WOO!

K! FOR RJ

Formerly known as VIII

by Mr. Philosophical on Apr 14, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

1st strikeout of the year

Go Randy Go!

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

First K!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

I didn't see Bob Fitzgerald...

...did anyone else?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:35 PM EDT reply actions  

Aw crap

The security guard they showed on tv (near the Reuter guy) doesn't like me... hope he's not there tomorrow.

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 10:36 PM EDT reply actions  

Y doesn't he like you?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea

Could possibly be the fact that I used to sneak down there... :) Now I get down there legitimately tho!

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 10:37 PM EDT up reply actions  

Little command trouble it seems.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh oh.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

ru ro

urban dictionary word of the day

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 10:38 PM EDT up reply actions  

Has Randy been talking to the bullpen?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions  

he just wanted

to walk the batter to set up a double play

by dstorm on Apr 14, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow...

...for a larger market team, (NorCal) these announcers really kinda suck.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:38 PM EDT reply actions  

They are nice guys

But, yeah, not that good of announcers

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 10:39 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oof, booted that one.

Error on Hudson?

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by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Shouldn't be an error.

You can't presume to get the DP, and Hudson still got his guy out.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Exactly

He was taken out by the runner

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yah

Moron slid off the bag even though O-Dawg dropped the ball, then got tagged out.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:40 PM EDT up reply actions  

Nice heads up play by O-Dawg to get Durham.

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Ack!

A little sloppy in the field there, shake it off.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Wow...

That's an NLCS flashback....

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

haha

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

Let's just get through the 1st

Johnson can calm down for the 2nd.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 10:39 PM EDT reply actions  

What's his pitch count?

This is waay too long of a first inning

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 10:40 PM EDT reply actions  

18 through the first. Not too bad, considering he walked two guys.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

According to Yahoo

18 pitches, 7 strikes. Ugh.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

The announcers...

...really seem to think that Aurilia will light up RJ.

Errr... do they KNOW it's Rich Aurilia??

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

He has good career numbers against him

but they seem to forget that he hasn't seen him in a while!

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yah

Aurilia used to destroy our pitching, for some reason; at least it always seemed like that.

Now he's old and couldn't hit a medicine ball.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah

the pre-game - 'Aurilia has hit three HRs off Johnson in his career!' - was hilarious.

The last was in 2003, guys... relevance to today? Zero.

by peachy rex on Apr 14, 2008 10:42 PM EDT up reply actions  

Was thinkin' the same thing..

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

My bet is the second will be a lot quicker. He started locating the fast ball against Aurillia

by isoldout on Apr 14, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Just shaking off the rust.

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

K & 2

Here comes Randy, Roger Clemens. Prepare to lose your #2 all time spot.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

OH NO!!

First stoppage in play for buffering.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:41 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice job, Randy.

Perhaps this WON'T be a total disaster.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

Your optimism is over-whelming.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:43 PM EDT up reply actions  

No damage. He came back nice in that last at-bat, I think.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:42 PM EDT reply actions  

My favourite RJ moments?

That time his filling fell out on the mound and he went looking for it.
And I'm sorry say, the exploding bird.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 10:43 PM EDT reply actions  

I like the time he hit what should have been a double, and then fell over rounding first.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:44 PM EDT up reply actions  

When he pitched the perfect game....

....and I was away at college, so I missed it. :-(

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

I was at the A's game

and they showed the final out on the big screen. It was so cool to hear all the A's fans cheering for RJ. :)

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 10:49 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh man ,

I was listening to that and my bf asked how the game was going and I didn't want to jinx it so had to mime it.Got the download, it's one of my prized possetions.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Our hitters need to be patient

They can totally rile Sanchez. Then again, he has good stuff and they have to take what they get.....

Catch 22!

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

OK

That commemorative pin is actually kinda sweet.

Much as I hate the Giants, it's baseball history.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:44 PM EDT reply actions  

Yeah

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:46 PM EDT up reply actions  

Cool!

I'll add it to my Dbacks hat. :)

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 10:47 PM EDT up reply actions  

Drew is hitting .317?

Until that popup, anyway.

Not bad.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

And breathe...

The first at-bat was horrible; a four-pitch walk, nowhere even close. The good news is, he got better - fastball up to 92 mph, and Mr. Snappy looking as solid as ever. Might just be, with it being obviously chilly in SF, it takes a bit more warming up than usual.

And a frickin' horrible throw by Drew, to blow what should have been an inning-ending double-play. That was the baseball equivalent of what we used to call in football a "hospital pass". Thank heavens the base-runner slid into left-field.

by Jim McLennan on Apr 14, 2008 10:45 PM EDT reply actions  

Thank heavens

it's the Giants.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

I SAID

i never want to see a Giants fan stuffng thier face again!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

I never eat fast food

I don't know how anybody can

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

By acknowledging that it's bad for me, isn't all that great, but is cheap and convenient and sometimes, I just want crap that tastes good. I ignore that it's obviously wyrm-tainted.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:50 PM EDT up reply actions  

can we get an exemption

so Randy doesn't have to hit? There has to be some protection for middle age workers? ACLU?

by dstorm on Apr 14, 2008 10:46 PM EDT reply actions  

AARP,

even though he's not technically retired.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:48 PM EDT up reply actions  

3B

is cheating up against the bunt

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Uh-oh

They're not trying to wear him out by walking him, are they?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:48 PM EDT reply actions  

Dang

CY shoulda swung at that, probably.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Nope

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on, CY!

RBI time.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Pbf whatever umpire.

by isoldout on Apr 14, 2008 10:51 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, come on

Whatever, didn't look like he went around to me.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

There's no way he went around

I call Bullshit!

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Of course

The fantastic Giants broadcasters elected to go straight to commercial; skip any possible replay.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:52 PM EDT up reply actions  

If they hadn't, they were just going to show us those three women again. Because we care.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:53 PM EDT up reply actions  

c'mon.....

we sound like a bunch of Dback homers : )

by dstorm on Apr 14, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

ARGH

The Giants clearly paid off the umpiring staff. Clearly.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Seriously

what's with all the shots of the fans?

Also, how the hell was that a swing? Hello!

by peachy rex on Apr 14, 2008 10:52 PM EDT reply actions  

Oh, boy

Is this like when you go to visit a relative, and you sort of recognize all the stuff around, but it's a little different, and a little embarrassing to watch?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

The occasional shot is one thing, but they spend more time panning the stands than on the action.

by peachy rex on Apr 14, 2008 10:55 PM EDT up reply actions  

Well

If YOU had to comment on Giants games, wouldn't YOU find any possible way to amuse yourself??

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:56 PM EDT up reply actions  

Perhaps

but on the other hand, I've done anything so dastardly or heinous as to have received such an awful punishment. So we're talking hypotheticals, here...

by peachy rex on Apr 14, 2008 10:58 PM EDT up reply actions  

I need to visit McCC to see how they're faring...

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:53 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok

The picture they have for their gameday thread is PRICELESS.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 10:54 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

That is funny.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Here

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay...

Now, let's see a 1-2-3 inning from Randy.

And can I just say, Giants fans are idiots? That trio were, certainly.

by Jim McLennan on Apr 14, 2008 10:54 PM EDT reply actions  

yeah, that would have been a classic if they'd gotten the guy.

by peachy rex on Apr 14, 2008 10:57 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did the field reporter just forget what the Cy Young was called for a momenr?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Arrgh

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 10:55 PM EDT reply actions  

Every time a Giants batter comes up and his stat line is shown on the bottom of the screen, I am totally overwhelmed at how bad the Giants are.

by isoldout on Apr 14, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

That slider ain't gonna work

Until he gets his fastball working.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

Jackson as 34

is still really weird to me. Anyone else?

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 10:57 PM EDT reply actions  

w9onder how many Dbacks will wear 42?

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 10:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

either 3 or 4.

I think it's Jupton, O-Dawg, and Byrnes. Maybe CY too, I'm not sure.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh is that Wednesday?

I'm such a bad person for not knowing..

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

Come on, Randy

Lock it in, man!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 10:58 PM EDT reply actions  

oh boy

Randy can't find the strike zone

by dstorm on Apr 14, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

On the plus side

I think he still has a no hitter going.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 10:59 PM EDT reply actions  

Now *that*

is knowing how to find the positive in situation. Well done.

by peachy rex on Apr 14, 2008 11:00 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:02 PM EDT up reply actions  

3 Ks

Matching his walks...

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:01 PM EDT reply actions  

Not looking great on defense today

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

Nice pick by O-Dawg. Reynolds isn't winning any gold gloves so far tonight.

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions  

I forgot about that Gold Glove he won LAST year...

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:03 PM EDT up reply actions  

That was a pretty exciting afternoon on eBay.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:04 PM EDT up reply actions  

+5!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

C'mon, RJ!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:03 PM EDT reply actions  

cmon Randy

let's get out of the inning

by dstorm on Apr 14, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

One more strike. One more strike!!!

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Beautiful strike there..

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

Mark Reynolds.... man.... stop it.

by isoldout on Apr 14, 2008 11:04 PM EDT reply actions  

very unlucky

but of a piece with what passes for Arizona defence in this game.

by peachy rex on Apr 14, 2008 11:05 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh

cmon!!!!!!! Defense

by dstorm on Apr 14, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

MARK!!

YOU'RE FIRED!!!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

yep

not the greatest defense

by frienetic on Apr 14, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

tied

argh

Formerly known as VIII

by Mr. Philosophical on Apr 14, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

And Randy is officially pissed.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

He should be. Our D is just awful tonight. As another ball gets through Reynolds.

Sheesh.

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ugh!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

That was a tough play but I think Wold should have made that play.

Our D is lookin' pretty sad so far.

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

Or Stephen Drew... whatever.

by isoldout on Apr 14, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I don't think it was Drew

I'm pretty sure it was Reynolds

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

frelling hell

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 11:05 PM EDT reply actions  

I kinda would like to see the replay of that. Where was Byrnes?

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by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Along with his dog

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

I guess it is pretty hard to make positioning adjustments while in a kayak.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow, it *was* Drew

Special K, you have my deepest apologies.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Now Hammock drops the ball?

This is getting ugly.

Sheesh.

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

SERIOUSLY...

What is up with this crap defense? C'mon Hammock.

by oklahomasooners on Apr 14, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Robby drops the ball on the steal.

Wow... any other team but the Giants and we wouldn't be tied.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

When I said

let's bury a Giants jersey in concrete, I meant with a Giants player in it.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 11:06 PM EDT reply actions  

Ok, we need a live chicken to take the curse off.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

How about some KFC?

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

They scored that as a hit? Really? It bounced out of his glove!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

in fairness

it was a tough play --- but one that should have been made

by dstorm on Apr 14, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

It bounced off his glove

Too difficult of a play to be called an error

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 11:08 PM EDT up reply actions  

Maybe if everyone chants DEFENSE like at basketball games, the collective mind power will transfer to the Diamondbacks.

by isoldout on Apr 14, 2008 11:07 PM EDT reply actions  

Well that worked. My bad.

by isoldout on Apr 14, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

Usually when they say "DE-FENSE"

they mean "GOOD de-fense", NOT "BAD de-fense".

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

De-FENCE!

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 11:08 PM EDT reply actions  

UK spelling,lol

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

SnakePit Spell Checker

suggests "De-FENSE".

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:11 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yes

but I'm typing in Manchester

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

The slideball?

Has anyone ever heard a slider called "the slideball" before?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Christ on a pogo stick

the ball goes in the glove you numb f***!

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

"He can hit, but his defense is suspect"

That was said about 1,500 times when the Sheriff was called up last year. This is the first time I have really believed it.

by oklahomasooners on Apr 14, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Well, there was that two errors in an inning game against the Orckies.

by peachy rex on Apr 14, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

Randy looks like he's going to strangle Reynolds.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

As long as it's not a fight

like it was a few years ago with Gonzo.

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 11:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

I think

The Unit might be the one man in history who could put the fear of God in Mark Reynolds...

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, for the love of...

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Okay, let's get the last out.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:09 PM EDT reply actions  

Why?

Does Petit play third base?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Heh...

They could always put Burke in.

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

4th K. You don't need any DEFENSE for that.

by isoldout on Apr 14, 2008 11:11 PM EDT reply actions  

well, Hammock does have to hold on to the ball...

by peachy rex on Apr 14, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Only a technicality.

by isoldout on Apr 14, 2008 11:12 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hehe

"Screw you guys. I'm gonna do this all myself." - Randy Johnson

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's the way, Randy.

You want that out, get it yourself!

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Also, according to Gameday, all three of those runs were un-earned.

by isoldout on Apr 14, 2008 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

They'll probably become earned runs

as soon as the inning is over. I think it's always like that.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:13 PM EDT up reply actions  

oops

Just saw that, a moment ago they had one earned run. now zero

by frienetic on Apr 14, 2008 11:14 PM EDT up reply actions  

Would make sense

They scored with two outs, after the error by Reynolds, so the inning should have been over.

by Jim McLennan on Apr 14, 2008 11:15 PM EDT up reply actions  

Did they actually score it an error, though?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

They gave him an error on the first play of the inning, none of the rest.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, early doors yet

RJ can settle down and we can put runs on the board.

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 11:12 PM EDT reply actions  

Another K

An insight into Randy Johnson's thought process... "What is this? They told me you could play defense! Hell with you guys, I'll have to do it myself."

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:13 PM EDT reply actions  

That sucked

How many bad plays were there in that inning? Ricochet off Reynolds, his bad throw to first, Drew dropping the pop-up after getting all his glove on it, and Hammock not even getting the throw off.

Sheesh, I'd be pissed if I were Randy.

by Jim McLennan on Apr 14, 2008 11:14 PM EDT reply actions  

I'm not Randy, but I am pissed.

I took Arizona -1.5 and Reynolds and Drew just threw away a perfect lead.

by oklahomasooners on Apr 14, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

OTOH

Just an inning or so ago, Randy was walking every second batter. You can't get too pissed if you're not doing your job, either.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 14, 2008 11:17 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, pretty weak D tonight.

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Okay, after reviewing that pop-up to left

It was Drew, and as far as I can tell, Byrnes was getting a beer from the bleachers- he was nearly out on the warning track.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:15 PM EDT reply actions  

It IS a huge park,

remember.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:16 PM EDT up reply actions  

True

And it's possible he was looking for Alameda, where the nuclear wessels are.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh, that was excellent... very nice.

by peachy rex on Apr 14, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

I gotta cheer myself up somehow.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hooray

for more nerdage!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

This may be

the nerdiest of all SB blogs. We certainly try hard enough...

by peachy rex on Apr 14, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

I'm not a nerd. I'm a multi-classed 3rd level Blogger/4th level Commenter.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Notice

the large difference between "nerdiest" and "lamest". For a demonstration, go visit GLB.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

And why would I do something like that? Friends don't let friends expose themselves to GLB...

by peachy rex on Apr 14, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.... now THERE'S a question...

...would you rather watch 2 Girls 1 Cup or spend an equal amount of time at GLB?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Who let O-Dawg out?

Woof, woof woof, woof ,

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

+1

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:18 PM EDT up reply actions  

O Dawg!

Double

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

ODawg..

.. getting some good wood on the ball tonight.

by oklahomasooners on Apr 14, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Standup two-bagger.

Dang.... most parks that's a homer.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Hudson!

Nice hit! Let's bring him in!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

For those fans that rely on OPS to evaluate players, see three runs and all the addition pitches that our pitching staff has to throw due to the lack of strong D.

Pitching and defense wins championships.

by foulpole on Apr 14, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

cmon

Co Jack --- bring him home

by dstorm on Apr 14, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

And we have a tie. It doesn't even look like Rowand tried on that one.

by isoldout on Apr 14, 2008 11:17 PM EDT reply actions  

Giants always pay a lot of money

for really crappy FAs.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions  

1 out.

1 knock probably ties the game.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

CoJack

needs another 2-run HR right now.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 14, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

THERE we go.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

There we go.

Tied up again.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

CoJack!

He's probably getting a beer from Randy after the game.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

C'mon Reynolds, atone for your fielding sins.

by isoldout on Apr 14, 2008 11:18 PM EDT reply actions  

A festival of crappage on defence for both teams. Treeeemendous...

by peachy rex on Apr 14, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Alright.

I have to admit... after everything the Giants had to do to take the lead, it's really amusing me how easily we retied the game.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:19 PM EDT reply actions  

Well

Everything that had to go their way, in terms of us sucking.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:19 PM EDT up reply actions  

Mark! You OWE Randy!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

Interesting stat

Reynolds is .423 with runners on .192 bases empty

by frienetic on Apr 14, 2008 11:20 PM EDT reply actions  

For a middle-of-the-order guy?

I'll definitely take THAT.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:21 PM EDT up reply actions  

Huh?

They score an error on CoJack's hit?

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

only

for the second ninety feet, so to speak - the reasoning being that it was a hit, but would have been a single if Rowand hadn't looked like an older Mark Reynolds...

by peachy rex on Apr 14, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yah

1 base error

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hit and an error

He let the ball get behind him for CoJack taking the extra base

by snakecharmer on Apr 14, 2008 11:23 PM EDT up reply actions  

I get that, but that was an error, while nothing in the top of the inning, save the first play, was? Just a bit odd to me.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hometeam scorekeepers.

Homer love.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Pbf. Mark Reynolds.

by isoldout on Apr 14, 2008 11:21 PM EDT reply actions  

NICE patience, Mark.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:22 PM EDT reply actions  

Sokay.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:22 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hmmm.... He's Justin time to retake the lead.

GET IT!!??? :-D

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

I disagree. That's just awesome.

by isoldout on Apr 14, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah,

but I predicted it. I'd better start telling more awful puns.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:24 PM EDT up reply actions  

Good call

Come on, Stephen, you can Drew it!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:25 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yoo can Drew eeeeet!!

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

A little more pudge, and he'd look like Barry at the plate

Now put one in the fsking cove!

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Linux user?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

sweet

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 11:23 PM EDT reply actions  

Upton!

Back in the lead!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

J-up RBI

NICE!

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 11:24 PM EDT reply actions  

folks - that is one mature

20-year old --- goes away into right field --- wasn't swinging for the bleachers

by dstorm on Apr 14, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

You know.... I was really afraid of the whole rushing Upton to the Majors thing... but not so much anymore.

by isoldout on Apr 14, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I'm pretty impressed with him, particularly given his age and experience.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

That's TWO impressive players out there

not playing like their ages: Upton AND Randy.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Against a lefty

With Upton being as timid as he has been?

Unlikely.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 11:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

Booooo to the 4 throws to 1st.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 11:27 PM EDT up reply actions  

Made of awesome and win

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 11:25 PM EDT reply actions  

Giants going to be in the pen soon at this rate.

by peachy rex on Apr 14, 2008 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I've noticed we haven't been running much to begin the year

have we been facing a lot of lefties or pitchers with good moves, or are we just hitting well enough to not need to run a lot

by frienetic on Apr 14, 2008 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

I think it's the latter.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:28 PM EDT up reply actions  

With all the homers we smack,

we're playing ball more like an AL team than our lovable ol' NL selves.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Dreeeeeeeeewwwwwwww

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 11:26 PM EDT reply actions  

Sanchez looks flustered

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

According to the announcers...

it's all the ump's fault. No bad pitches. Just bad calls.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 14, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

Naturally

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Win

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Wow

Sanchez is throwing a lot of pitches.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:28 PM EDT reply actions  

San Francisco's 'pen has the worst ERA in the NL (5.76) and the worst BAA in the majors (.346) so I'm happy seeing their starter gone in the fourth.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

I have no idea what you're talking about, and I suspect I'm happier that way.

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:29 PM EDT up reply actions  

No commercials

thank the maker

We will meet in Red 3 at the hour of scampering.

by hotclaws on Apr 14, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

Bud Selig?

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:30 PM EDT up reply actions  

goodness NO

no way this had anything to do with him

by dstorm on Apr 14, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Ha!

"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever."

by kishi on Apr 14, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

CoJack

now a career 6 for 7 versus Sanchez

by frienetic on Apr 14, 2008 11:29 PM EDT reply actions  

wow - 3rd inning

already at 500 posts

Snake Pit is Rocking

by dstorm on Apr 14, 2008 11:30 PM EDT reply actions  

Depends on how much more we have to bitch about.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 11:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Hey kids.

Finally got out of the office and tossed on the MLB feed. Running pretty solid for me.

Scanning the comments, I see it's been a defensive hiccup so far. Has the Unit looked pretty solid?

by Azreous on Apr 14, 2008 11:31 PM EDT reply actions  

He's got 4 Ks

But he's throwing a lot of pitches and walking batters. He's missing high and away to the righties.

Don't blink; blink and you're dead. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink. Good luck!

by Stile4aly on Apr 14, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Unit looks decent, D looks ghastly.

This weren't the Giants, we'd probably be down by quite a few.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:32 PM EDT up reply actions  

Can ANY announcer...

pronounce Latino surnames properly?! I'm sorry, but every damned announcer in baseball mispronounces names like Sanchez, Vazquez, etc. It makes me want to rip my hair out. The "a" makes an "ah" sound, idiots! That is the only way that letter is pronounced in Spanish. There's enough Latino players out there. These fools could learn to pronounce their names. Ol' Thommy boy had started to pronounce them properly his last year in Arizona, but I don't think I've ever heard another baseball announcer do so.

by azshadowwalker on Apr 14, 2008 11:54 PM EDT reply actions  

I support

this rant.

"I was tied to a chair and he had a baseball bat. Pissing him off was the smart thing to do."

by DbacksSkins on Apr 14, 2008 11:59 PM EDT up reply actions  

Another announcer who always pronounces Latino names correctly is Jon Miller. I remember on a Sunday Night Baseball a few years ago, he went up to Wilson Betemit, who then played for the Dodgers, to ask him how to pronounce his name.

by LucaMaz3 on Apr 15, 2008 12:04 AM EDT up reply actions  

Fuckin' Drew That was a tailor made double play.

Our D totally sucks tonight.

by foulpole on Apr 15, 2008 12:50 AM EDT reply actions  

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