'Twas the night before the night before the night before Christmas...
'Twas the week before Christmas, and all through AZ
Not a creature was stirring, not even Josh B
The budget was worked out by Derrick with care,
In hopes that a free-agent pitcher they'd snare.
The Redheads were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of playoff games danced in their heads...
There's more [I was particularly pleased with the "On soco, on kishi, on diamondhacks too..." section], but I gave up when I realized just how long the entire poem is, so I'm leaving that as an exercise for you, dear readers. Things have gone back to their usual quiet self after the wild excitement of the winter meetings [hey, this off-season I'll take my wild excitement where I can find it, thank you very much, even in the shape of a Rule 5 draft pick], with the current hot topic the news that we are nearing a one-year deal with Tony Clark. Be still, my beating heart. This does fill a tricky hole on the roster - we are now sorted, if we need a catchy slogan for the 2009 playoffs, though I'm not certain this is an essential use of the roster-spot. Still, if we need a left-handed first-baseman to replace...er, our other left-handed first-baseman, Chad Tracy, Clark will do the job admirably.
Time to do what I usually do in tough times like this: put the word "Diamondbacks" into Google News, and see what it spits out. Let's start with some news on former players. Trot Nixon signed a minor-league contract with the Brewers; we had Nixon stashed in Tucson early on before selling him to the Mets for cash and/or a player to be named later [sources differ on this one]. I can't help wondering if Nixon might have been a better option for the Diamondbacks in 2009 than Clark? Ditto, Jeff Salazar, who signed a minor-league contract with the Pirates. He does at least offer some position flexibility; instead, we're going to see an awful lot of Augie Ojeda, as the sole alternative to both Drew at short and Lopez at second, unless James Skelton develops an unexpected ability at either position.
Nick Piecoro writes about the prospect of Brandon Webb getting extended, and the possible cost, though without any real new information on the topic. Neither side in the matter is prepared to comment, the team even being unwilling to say whether they're going to negotiate with Webb this winter. It's something we talked about a bit previously, when he came second in the Cy Young, with particular focus on his age when his current contract expires, and the resulting question of whether we should pay a prime rate for what are likely to become his declining years.
The story quotes one agent as putting "Webb's price range to be somewhere between $19 million and $22 million annually, depending on the length of the deal." Piecoro points out that, when you add Haren's contract, this could mean the team having 40% of their payroll - depending on exactly what that number is - committed to two players. That's a lot of eggs in a couple of baskets, for a mid-market team like the Diamondbacks, and would certainly be a risky move. For completeness, here is what we have owed to those two going forward; bear in mind we're probably looking at a total payroll around $90m or so [* indicates a team option year]:
| Haren | Webb | |
| 2009 | $7.5m | $6.5m |
| 2010 | $8.25m | $8.5m* |
| 2011 | $12.75m | ??? |
| 2012 | $12.75m | ??? |
| 2013 | $15.5m* | ??? |
One key difference is age; Haren's contract, even including the team option year [there's a $3.5 buyout if it's not invoked], would only just take him to his 33rd birthday, in September 2013. Brandon Webb turns 32 in May 2011, right at the start of his new contract. Yet, if age is a concern, one wonders why negotiations with Webb broke down earlier this season, after the two sides had basically agreed to a three-year, $54 million extension? I strongly suspect there's something lurking beneath the water there, and have heard mutterings from various directions of what that might have been, but nothing strong enough to merit publication. But I do tend to think that, if nothing happens by the start of next season, the odds are probably that there will be no extension.
This might or might not be the last thing before Christmas. Theory states that the second part of the defensive metrics piece would go up on Wednesday, but that is proving a can of worms - a very interesting one, it has to be said, but I wouldn't be surprised if it ends up being delayed and/or split into three parts. If it doesn't make it, hope everyone has a happy and safe Christmas and I'll see you on the other side of the pine needles.
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If it doesn’t make it, hope everyone has a happy and safe Christmas and I’ll see you on the other side of the pine needles.
And happy Hanukkah to the socos and anyone else of the Jewish persuasion, as well.
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by DbacksSkins on Dec 23, 2008 10:23 AM EST reply actions 0 recs
Wooooooooooooo
fried fooooooooooood!
You keep on rowin', and I'll keep on smilin'.
by soco on Dec 23, 2008 7:01 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
To pick up where Jim leaves off....
‘Twas the week before Christmas, and all through AZ
Not a creature was stirring, not even Josh B
The budget was worked out by Derrick with care,
In hopes that a free-agent pitcher they’d snare.
The Redheads were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of playoff games danced in their heads…
With hot dogs and ketchup, and tamales; a treat!
The Diamondbacks’ fans dreamt of All You Can Eat.
In the midst of the offseason, when rumors flowed and ebbed,
The SnakePit wanted nothing more than to re-sign Brandon Webb.
When, who should appear, but Maurer, Webby’s agent;
It seemed Webby’s hometown discount had been rais-ed!
With two bona fide aces, the NL West could be won,
By the Diamondbacks’ players for seasons to come.
As pitchers reported, and even Chris Snyder,
The Dbacks in ’09 were ready to take it higher!
Bob Melvin had learned from his failings in the past,
To lead off with a hitter who could get on AND was fast.
Even Chip, at third base, showed new patience and grit,
And an ability to not get guys thrown out at the plate.
Bring the Rockies, the Giants, the Padres and Dodgers;
Even the Cubs and the Phillies would not be a bother!
With Reynolds’ new eye, and CY hitting like ‘07,
All those other teams hadn’t the slightest chance in heaven.
Jon Rauch had gotten over his losing tendency,
And Chad Qualls’ counts usually ended with strike three.
And Skelton! What a catcher! What a brilliant draft pick!
The Tigers’ loss would hit .356!
Travis Blackley was another great pickup, to be sure;
That Aussie’s changeup had hitters swinging at the floor.
Justin Upton was a monster, his hits flew like pheasants,
But CoJack’s 30 home runs were unexpected and pleasant.
Eric Byrnes had stayed with the Dbacks, no Sox;
And mrssoco’s tv was one very thankful box!
Byrnes didn’t really mind being 4th in the outfield,
A relief to us all, and even to foulpole.
His bat had returned, what an ace at the plate!
And The Eric Byrnes Show was #1 in the ratings!
Tony Clark, the new coach, decided to retire,
And with his help, the hitting off the bench was on fire!
The season brought on a welcome change in Mark Grace,
Statistical analysis, Daron taught him to embrace.
The signs were a-plenty, Daron didn’t have to ask,
Which allowed him to focus on the game, his one task.
With 101 wins, the franchise broke its record.
They crashed into the postseason like a London double-decker!
Lopez stole 10 bases in October, it’s true,
And the Diamondbacks’ bullpen had an ERA of 1.02.
Haren was brilliant, and like Curt, Webby started three,
Stephen Drew ended up with World Series MVP.
The Dbacks’ success helped McCain forget November,
Even Jim and D-hacks’ constant fights, none remembered.
Alas, this is all fantasy, it hasn’t happened yet,
But when the season starts, let’s see what we’ll get.
In this offseason, BoMel, prepping lineups, isn’t idle;
“Anybody, Anytime; let’s bring home another title!”
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by DbacksSkins on Dec 23, 2008 11:38 AM EST reply actions 4 recs
*So* recommended.
In fact, this will be cut, pasted an posted as its own front-page post on Christmas morning.
by Jim McLennan on Dec 23, 2008 1:19 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
you're the man, Skins
Makes my brain hurt just thinking about writing all that!
"There are only two seasons: winter and baseball"
-- Bill Veeck
by njjohn on Dec 23, 2008 4:27 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Thx
I would have mentioned Scherzer, Augie, Miggy, Tony P, Tracy, RJ, etc., but I was keeping it to the same number of lines as the original, and a somewhat similar structure.
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by DbacksSkins on Dec 23, 2008 5:37 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Though
there’s no “on soco…” line so I can only give it three flippers up.
You keep on rowin', and I'll keep on smilin'.
by soco on Dec 23, 2008 7:03 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I'm hoping
Jim will post the rest of what he had, as well. And anyone else who wants to, also.
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by DbacksSkins on Dec 23, 2008 7:50 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Nice work, Skins
Very cool.
"That's a cop-out, and you know it, and it breaks my heart into a thousand pieces that we ain't gonna save America with your blog today."
by kishi on Dec 23, 2008 7:22 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
And an alternate version
From Diamondhacks, since he’s probably too proud to link to it himself. :-)
by Jim McLennan on Dec 23, 2008 11:06 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I saw his too
Not bad!
If you make every game a life-and-death thing, you're going to have problems. You'll be dead a lot.
by unnamedDBacksfan on Dec 23, 2008 11:15 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Oooooh, 'Hacks.
At least that one’s not particularly directed at the Dbacks. It’s just cynical in general.
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by DbacksSkins on Dec 24, 2008 12:21 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I can barely make
a coherent sentance in English as it is, so i tip my hat to the poets out there
If you make every game a life-and-death thing, you're going to have problems. You'll be dead a lot.
by unnamedDBacksfan on Dec 24, 2008 12:28 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
HAD to go general, 'skins
Couldnt think a crisp rhyme for “self-aggrandizing accountants” ;-)
btw, you’ll know you’ve arrived when Daron says, “and Justin serves a little pheasant just in front of Brad Hawpe.”
Holiday Cheer to All
by Diamondhacks on Dec 24, 2008 1:44 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Mountains? Fountains?
Getting a mention by Daron on-air would certainly be amusing.
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by DbacksSkins on Dec 24, 2008 2:10 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I particularly enjoyed
the “And Jim in his kilt, and I in men’s clothes” line, by the way.
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by DbacksSkins on Dec 24, 2008 9:24 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Snap! Snap! Snap! Snap! Snap!
"We...probed them all the way through. They're completely meat." — Terry Bisson
by Scrbl on Dec 24, 2008 10:44 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Argh
Sources say Teixiera has signed with the Yankees. 8 years, $180 million.
Now if the Yankees aren’t looking anymore, the Red Sox almost certainly aren’t interested, and the Angels don’t want him, we’re running low places for Manny to go that aren’t the Dodgers. Blech.
"That's a cop-out, and you know it, and it breaks my heart into a thousand pieces that we ain't gonna save America with your blog today."
by kishi on Dec 23, 2008 9:30 PM EST reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I was thinking 'bout that.
Teixiera signing with the Yankees definitely shifts the Manny market.
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by DbacksSkins on Dec 23, 2008 9:40 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Not really....
check out Pinstripper Alley, they all seem to think Manny is next.
That would be so sweet to see the first and only team with a half a billion dollar payroll burn and crash. what a way to open their 3/4 of a billion dollar stadium.
If you make every game a life-and-death thing, you're going to have problems. You'll be dead a lot.
by unnamedDBacksfan on Dec 23, 2008 11:17 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I think
ESPN has a hard-on for Teixiera; I tuned in for about five minutes and they showed the same clip of him stretching five times.
You keep on rowin', and I'll keep on smilin'.
by soco on Dec 23, 2008 11:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Man
With great reporting like that, how can anyone be counting down the days until the launch of the MLB Network?
"That's a cop-out, and you know it, and it breaks my heart into a thousand pieces that we ain't gonna save America with your blog today."
by kishi on Dec 23, 2008 11:32 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I will SO
miss the daily diss of the East Coast Sports Propaganda network.
If you make every game a life-and-death thing, you're going to have problems. You'll be dead a lot.
by unnamedDBacksfan on Dec 23, 2008 11:44 PM EST up reply actions 0 recs
Between all the attention they pay
to Mark Teixiera and Terrell Owens, they could start a new network — ESPN:T
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by DbacksSkins on Dec 24, 2008 12:20 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs
I can see it now
ESPN T: Bags of Terrell and Teixiera!
You keep on rowin', and I'll keep on smilin'.
by soco on Dec 24, 2008 12:28 AM EST up reply actions 0 recs

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