AzPhan's true identity

by andrewinnewyork on May 10, 2007 9:08 AM EDT Comment 5 comments

It has become increasingly clear that AzPhan has more at stake in the Colangelo/Moorad-Kendrick debate than just his interest in the 3.62/128.4 baseball system and the land-use deals put forth by the Maricopa County Stadium District. He has a personal interest.

If you check the timing of his posts alongside the Toronto Raptor's schedule of play, you will see that he never posts when the Raptors are on the court, and he always posts more when they are not playing (now that they have been dumped by a #3 seed, he seems to have all summer off to rant about the Dbacks).

AzPhan is Bryan Colangelo. He is trying to fight back against the meanies who did his daddy wrong. Just like George W. did. And you can see how that turned out.

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Excellent theory

But I think he is Jerry himself.

¡Viva Los Perritos Calientes!

by nihil67 on May 10, 2007 11:06 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs

Makes sense...

Let's look at the evidence:

a) Bitter beyond belief at the new owners
b) Blind to the flaws of the Colangelo regime
c) Venomously opposed to the use of cheaper, younger players in place of "proven veterans"
d) Spouts meaningless gobbledygook and ignores actual facts

If it's not Bryan Colangelo, my money would be on Mrs. Luis Gonzalez. :-)

by Jim McLennan on May 10, 2007 11:09 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs