Jake Peavy, RHP (3-0, 2.13)

Brandon Webb, RHP (1-1, 4.00)

Oh, look: it's Jake Peavy. Again. Just what the Diamondbacks want to see, though we did well enough against him last week - if only we hadn't been 7-0 down at the time... The good news is, we counter with our own ace whom, and I'm sure the Padres will be just as delighted to face the reigning Cy Young winner. Because he was basically lights-out against them at Petco, and it took a sniper behind a grassy knoll to rob Webb of the W [let's face it, there's no other explanation for Young's fielding clanker]. We need a win, like Paris Hilton needs publicity, like Lindsey Lohan needs a stiff drink, like Russell Crowe needs a mobile phone. I think you get the picture.