I know stranger things have happened.  It is not that time.

This team has decided to lay down.  

They refuse to protect home turf.

They believe that it is better to give and then receive.

The Metropolitans are a very good team.  We are not.

Things are beginning to smell bad.  I believe that BMel is showing his growing loss of credibility.  I wonder what Wally Backman is up to these days?

It is extremely disturbing to witness this team's debacle of a performance for the last 6 and soon to be 7 games.

Prediction for today's performances are as follows:

Russ Ortiz will have the wheels fall off in the first inning.  3+ walks will be posted and 3+ runs will have been crossed, again within the first inning.  I know that is not much of a stretch.

Count on Co Jacked to muff up a play at first and oblige us with an error, officially.  

Tracy will also allow an error.  Mr. K will also support at least a K, if not more for at bat performances.

BMel will not encourage any type of hit and run, nor bunts with runners in scoring position.  BMel has decided to manage this team from the Al Pedrique's Manager Handbook.  

It is okay for our catchers to at least try to throw out baserunners.  Juan Brito must be on the verge of being called up.

Gonzo's back to the soft style defense of covering left field. Gonzo has hung up his triples and homers production for the year.

Put in Andy Green in left field.  His defense might be suspect, but at least you will get some pop from his bat being in the line up.  Green might even get us a dinger.  

It is okay to work the counts deep on the opposing pitchers.  Mets and previously, the Phillies, believed in working our pitchers deep into the counts.  Look at our first inning performances in all six losses.  Pitch counts for our so called starters are in the double digits.  Very good efficiency?

The Bull pen is now off the charts.  Muddles and Poo Poo Grande have lost they effectiveness.  Both will guarantee the opposition at least an obligatory run, if not two per each of their appearances.  From Poo Poo Grande, fast ball hitters can now rejoice.  Work on your bat speed.  Once you have tagged Poo Poo, your efforts will be rewarded.  Don't worry about receiving anything that looks like a change up.  Just make sure your swing is nice, level, and quick.  Production will be forthcoming and handsomely rewarded.

One last prediction for today, the Mets will not have to worry about any DWacks walk off appearances.  This game will be done by the end of the 2nd inning.  Mets relief will get in some very good and effective work.

Hey, bring on the Giants!  We should be able to cure any of our ailments with them!

Mets have 5 runs.

You are now designated for assignment.  Tennessee is now beckoning for your obeseness.

Elmer Dessens should have been given the same fate.

Russ you are truly a POS!

Thanks for the memories.  You are a big friggin HUMP.

sorry for my rant but i cant take a 7 game losing streak. it is hard on me. and i will take any pitcher in the minors over russ

Tommie B. likes to talk with a mouth full of sh*t.

Retire, Retire, Retire.

Do baseball a favor and find something else to do with your life. Sell insurance. Run for Congress. Buy a minor league team. If you can't display talent yourself have the decency to step aside and help develop it.

The wheels off the bus
go round and round,
all through the town.

I can only imagine what he would say if he were doing this game!  Holy sh*t, Holy Cow, Holy M F!

OH MY GODD!!!! ESTRADA HITS A HR INTO THE POOL!@!!!!! ITS A MIRACLE!!!!! 13-1!!!!!

Easley lines a hard out to Wright at 3rd.

Counse is up.

BMel, you could be next to be shown the Managerial Door!

"I was really pleased with my outing today. I had  the hitters right where I wanted them and was in control of the game. I know some of the fans look at the line and they aren't supportive, but the truth is that they really don't understand baseball."

what a jackass.

Thanks for a great Father's Day present! (Big giant smelly FART)

"These condoms are defective!"  George Costanza

I think a Little League team might actually put up better effort and numbers than our D-Backs.

I do, however, agree and have been saying since before the season started:  It's time for Jarvis (DFA), Ortiz (DFA), Gonzo (Trade), Easley (Who cares), Batista (Trade), Mulholland (DFA), Hudson (Trade), Lyon (Do whatever), Vargas (no idea), Clark (maybe trade?), and maybe even Shawn Green (the most tradable of our vets?) to be shown the door.  Bring these awesome prospects up that we keep hearing about.  I keep getting told that we have the best farm system in the majors now.  Time to see proof.