Ortiz gets the start for us tonight, and surely he can't do any worse than Vazquez in the opener. Can he? Will someone please assure me of this?

[Tumbleweeds roll ominously across the blog]

I will not be watching, opting instead for dinner and a show. Well, a curry and Sin City, to be exact; only the second film I've seen at the cinema this year. Both comic book adaptations, oddly: let's hope this one is better than Elektra, and that downtown Phoenix doesn't turn into Sin City for our pitching staff again tonight.

Comment below: either on the film or the game, whichever you feel merits them more.